The Ultimate Ricky Gervais Outtakes | After Life Extras The Office

i've just been watching some of the amusing bloopers from the tv series the outfits that's when during a take one of the actors me or one of the other actors sort of laughs and you know mucks it up a little bit do you want to see some of the times we [ __ ] up 470 take three don't kill me i'd like to see him come at me with all that a hard bastard stuff i'd say put the baseball bat down send the minders home it's just you and me skin on skin strip to the waist he starts with me i will destroy him brilliant and again this time i won't laugh exactly the same i won't laugh i promise okay he starts with my lies yeah and i get i get all that but i don't i don't i don't where's that line [Laughter] maybe everyone's in the same boat in the ground is it the growl i won't do that i won't do that there's a good bit of flame gonna come up hack it up i can't laugh and awake it makes my head do do do do what you do in scotland [Laughter] licking your wig let's cut you've embarrassed yourself our attention he just it was guttering just now suddenly what else have you got going on this is i'm appalled this is just i'm scandalized i can't believe you i'm just going mad are we waiting for you um it's a bit much on me martin let's go i have a cup of tea yeah get me a bourbon well i think it's just mostly teas and coffees and juicing sparkling water well listen more we've got all day i mean this bus is only 95 degrees i'm not gay i'd never have been i never will be nip that in the button don't say it around here and he didn't and he didn't mean it ah come on your hair's gone all fuzzy electricity don't care about my hair don't go about hair is it your hair of course it's my [ __ ] hair i can see that i'm out of character [Laughter] i'm doing really well he probably wants to be like me if anything oh he doesn't want to be like you look hmm sorry when did you turn into michael crawford milman had been glugging red wine with his girlfriend pissed no i got about one glass did you glug it though you know what says you glugged it doesn't look like it is oh pissed i'd had about one glass did you glug it though you know what it says then what i'm going to do bursting down a couple of milky coconuts then what i'm gonna do absolutely bursting down there a couple of hairy coconuts all filled with milk can't do this [Laughter] other guys are very pronounced don't introduce you [Laughter] sound like that not quite what maybe you just sit down maybe if you just sit down oh my god we come out and there's this gammy little geezer in a wheelchair right screw me out furious yeah give me daggers i'll lean into i go i hope you have as much fun in there as we just did you little kids great night but apart from a bit of rage lead us heavenly father lead us oh the world's tempestuous sea guard us guide us keep us feed us for we have no help but the steve's sorry [ __ ] out rushing do my acting ricky we asked a hundred people will les dennis ever hang on to a bed our survey said [Music] we asked a hundred people will les dennis ever hang on to a bed our survey said we asked a hundred people do you want to go out tonight see less dennis and panto our survey said [Music] oh man is that oh look at this website about i mean would this have been funny him going through customs i have nothing to declare but my genius oh and this vibrating tone for pleasure oh and this vibrating tongue for pleasure and oh is that funny well again when you do it's got a certain sum up but it's sunday so let's just keep it down to a minimum [Laughter] how long have you been posting your mail in a dog waste bin about a year and i would say right what about the smell didn't that give you a clue yeah i thought that was me you thought it was you yeah yes great right what's your angle going to be on this story another night that was great that was great he knows about journalism he [ __ ] broke his letters and [ __ ] [ __ ] anger what's your angle here we go right what's the angle on this one boys [Laughter] [Music] right come on in what's your angle on this what's it going to be steve i [Laughter] yeah oh my god i'm sorry were you in character yeah oh i'm sorry [Laughter] my fault action thing is i don't actually think of him i was like what are you putting me off i can see you out the corner of my eye no it's all right no it's fine as long as paul continues is that okay it's all right i can cope with it can you see that because i'm going to cure it it's fine it's fine really action it wasn't my fault every no one look at me that's so weird how to sit down and why didn't you go through with it because i decided okay okay okay you ready for that question that's so lovely this has been asking before right okay okay okay okay not okay okay i know a woman who'd be perfect for you and she's desperate one more time here listen i know a woman who would be perfect for you and she's look at my little hands what is up with her i keep seeing her around she's got um cerebral palsy oh that is another guaranteed oscar seriously seriously then you just pretend you're getting on with her i couldn't do that of course you could you're an actress did i'm sorry i'm hungry this is why i like to break for lunch about quarter to ten [Laughter] did you say the cake fight yeah that's not fun um yeah okay oh sorry everyone it's all right um suck it boy suck him duck in what's your favorite cake get another i feed you you feed me [Laughter] one two three there we go here we go you like it i'll do it one more time i'll do it now oh okay [Music] this is okay generous what's that okay okay oh um that was so close all right just do the second line now i can't understand what you're saying but i love watching you wait oh grab it come here there she goes that nice very nice they're like fat toady and a big one right put it all together um 346 take four amb cameras and right away because you shouldn't be in this it look weird you've got your wee angry bad tempered man and oh and you feel inferior and you you want to like get on really well and succeed and have everyone like oh andy mumma look up to you like him that little what is his name the famous one oh look no not anne robinson same time er begins with n n you're only doing the setup to the joke you know what happens we've got to get there otherwise people have gone i've talked to actual sas people i mean they've told me what it stands for what's it stand for super army soldiers okay on action super ridiculous okay okay this time this time this time okay sorry dude everyone carl okay okay what's it stand for then super army soldiers i'm [ __ ] [ __ ] good with careful with him sorry shouldn't you be wanking someone off i like that they're going oh orlando who's that freak over there that we didn't notice i'm going it's johnny depp right you know johnny dead johnny john well they're going oh sorry jennifer not with you no she's she's on her way [Laughter] monkeys he looked it so intently for a few seconds he really had to go [Laughter] now he knows what's gonna happen um should we get him into a better position though so we can see his face as well steve no [Laughter] sorry to hear about your marriage ending and all that thank you yeah love seeing you looking at me [Laughter] oh i was doing so much what do you do what don't i do i'm a puppeteer huh i write jokes huh check this out oh valerie yep what's gray and comes in pints [Applause] elephants do it again not valerie yep what's grey and comes in pints elephants [Music] all right now i can get out and enjoy some serious guilt-free yo my young man anyone sitting here oh my god oh it's pretty funky sit down please no just because i just wanted to say that you can relax if you're we're not married men as such um i am married but i'm uh i'm separated getting divorced probably and um tony's wife's died of cancer so not his doing and just in case you were worried [Laughter] and then we're going to kill you do it all you want to do is ride around sadly sing it right set it wrong [Laughter] [Laughter] oh you've come right back okay they're upstairs coming down the stairs now they're going away this time someone farts postcards this action don't say anxious okay which is a problem all right ready ready oh look right god okay [Music] got a leaking it keeps [ __ ] squeaking i think i've got a little bit of stage right huh the classic in that your bottle goes you know where you're going you know what you're doing all over the place i was in a haze i'm so sorry right okay can we pick up from i was in the haze i didn't know what i was doing i don't know what i was thinking i was all over the place i was in a haze sorry right that's right i'm ready now do you know now i've done it now and now i've been on stage now i know what it feels like i'd love to do it again that's great yo now i've done it now i know what it feels like to be on stage [ __ ] off great do you know now that i've done it now that i've been on stage now i know what it feels like i'd love to do it again you've got to get out sorry i'm sweating sweating now i've done it now i've been on stage now i know what it feels like oh i'd love to do it again this is [ __ ] ridiculous okay okay sorry everyone okay one more one more do you know now i've done it i don't know what it feels like to be on oh stage i'm just tired of people interfering and telling me how it should be done and be able to bend over and take up the ass no disrespect i'm just tired of people telling me how they think it should be done and we have to bend over and take out the ass yeah no disrespect to either of you uh ass not gonna happen oh [ __ ] out nice job why the puppies died [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] sorry don't do the face what face you were that oh because me genuinely trying to say god he wasn't even pulling the face all right mate all right check this out you'll love this come on look you type in 58 thousand eight into a card player turn up something it's funny boobs it's worth making it up all right mate check come and check this out i typed in 58 0008. all right mate check this out i just typed in 50. [ __ ] me sorry this is absolutely outrageous guys we're two absolute professionals okay all right just check this out i just typed in eight thousand and uh eight and amazingly all right just generally saying i just uh all right just check this out just typed in just check this out turn up sweden just typed in 58 0008. all right mate just check this out i can here you go all right check this out i've just typed in fifty eight thousand and eight turn it upside down boobs [Music] let's just keep going from there hopes everybody [Applause] the weird thing is the more they slag you off the more the ratings go through the roof it doesn't make sense do you know what i mean and i was thinking about i was thinking oh i bet those people are doing really really good stuff must be just hurting inside that they have no idea [Laughter] you lost it early on you went off road and you really couldn't get back onto the freeway [Music] okay um under strengths um you've put accounts yeah that isn't that's your job though isn't that sort of what you do let's go again and the weaknesses you've put eczema and the weaknesses you put eczema i'm on the edge all the time do you remember the question no okay let's do you let's we're gonna leave that there [Laughter] [Laughter] oh i don't get it i'm not even watching i don't get it no i don't get it you don't get it i've been without a man so long i don't get it you don't [Laughter] you don't get it i've been without a man so long i think i'd say yes to bray [Laughter] you're wondering why i'm so generous with my encouragement just that trust people and they will be true to you treat them greatly and they will show themselves to be great so happier now no looking back yeah well i'm still eventually tim take six take seven times trust encouragement reward i'm gonna take 12 after false start take 13 take 14. [Laughter] okay let's do this take this 16. there's no way that can't be funny to me though the canterbury towns are short not too funny oh god probably wondering why i am so oh that was closer i literally don't know what to do newly you're probably wondering why i am so encouraging trust people and they will be true to you treat them much further getting a little bit further every time oh [ __ ] hell come on mine here we go [ __ ] tank 25 i'm embarrassing right here we go cut why what's he doing well oh no no time here they're cool [Applause] i was meant to be over there you look terrible life is a single mum getting to you i was up till 2 a.m doing my daughter's home oh science homework yesterday do you know i met a bloke once who said he'd love to take me up the amazon what did you say i said all right as long as you're paying what did he say well he was a bit shocked to be honest [Laughter] do you know i met a bloke once who said he'd love to take me up the amazon what did you say i said all right as long as you're paying oh god [Laughter] you know i met a bloke once who told me he'd love to take me up the amazon what did you say i said all right as long as you're paying what did he say well he was a bit shocked to be honest not surprised not shocked as when i told him that i'd only do it if we could take lots of photos to show oh [Laughter] oh this is nice can i tell you about specials you can join me jesus until today he said [Laughter] you'll learn the words and you will say speak them as if you were saying them for the very first time and and you were [Music] you can choose your friends but you can't choose your family this is true unless you adopt oh careful i'm just gonna go for a whiz okay um which i ought to go as well i'll show you where it is smooth guys it wasn't too obvious at all yes listen when she comes back make an excuse and leave you i'm gonna move in um morning campers good girl all right that's enough right okay okay yeah i'm gonna have a shower cheers down bad girl brandy bad girl bad girl brandy [Music] i'm just reversing five minutes later me and ratty are spit roasting her in the disabled box i'm pumping away from behind right suddenly she takes right he's [ __ ] out of gob turns around i'm banging her away from behind suddenly she takes away his [ __ ] out i've got turns around at me and goes do you want fries with that what a star anyway we come out this is gammy little geezer in a wheelchair [Laughter] but turns around at me and goes do you want fries with that what a star anyway we come out and there's this gammy little geezer [ __ ] you know sorry from there she takes ray's gob turns around when he goes it's your fries with that what's that anyway we come out and this is this is impossible oh i've been in that lamp so long i'm bent out of all recognition who are you well i'll be whoever you want me to be but you can call me genie [Laughter] how does somebody as big as you fit into this tiny lamp don't worry i'm used to squeezing myself into tight holes can you help us we're in danger we heard him say he wants to get aladdin don't we all josh mental nice that's mental i was supposed to be doing that action oh [ __ ] who says family has to be depressing he's like [Laughter] yeah they uh they fall off onto the ground and she's scrabbling to get them back on again but before she can get her knickers on she's uh they fall off completely she's scrabbling around to get them back on but before she can get her knickers on what's yours about do you mind me asking uh well it's um uh how best to explain it um you've seen me in x-men i'm so sorry i can just think of it coming i'm so sorry she's scrabbling around to get them back on but before she can get her knickers on i've i'm walking along the street and i see this beautiful girl and i think i'd like to see her naked and i'm so sorry for that i don't know what i'm going to do i don't know what to do other than leave the scene and let you talk to a teddy bear no no you see i can do other stuff as well for instance i'm riding my bike in the park and this policewoman says [Laughter] okay she goes uh ah and uh she's covering herself up and and she's trying to cover herself up but i've i've seen everything anyway and i get back on my bike and i ride off on the grass okay so as you going around sort of seeing stuff ask me again ask me okay and i score the winning goal and they carry me into the dressing room and there's rooney and beckham and then posh fights walks in and her clothes fall off instantly how do i go away with it i tried to look at my head well what about this i'm a sort of james bond figure and i have to go to iraq to rescue some hostages and i get there and they're all women and they're naked because their clothes are all rotted away sure well what about this i'm a sort of james bond figure and i have to go to iraq to rescue these hostages and i get there and they're all women and they're naked because their clothes are rotted off and i rescue them anyway and i get them into the helicopter i rescue them anyway i get them into the helicopter and even though i'm flying the helicopter i can sneak a look in the mirror and i can see them you see and uh and one of them is bending over [Music] um you see um is the fact that i've got one leg shorter than either i hadn't noticed you hadn't noticed sorry is it the leg is it the fact that i've got one leg shorter than either there's that thing they teach you at school no no charge that is actually a cantonese word which means free spirit chandor pedo i'm not a vido and if i was very still we sat on the bed yesterday drinking champagne didn't we it's not let's not discuss that while the cameras [Laughter] reading the papers as well it was like sunday morning not this sunday morning okay oh dear all right good luck with this thing yeah come on in okay that'd be a cut one sorry oh good shot an action i had butted a norse once why am i hearing all this [ __ ] about you think you're harder than me where have you heard this some geezer i've been doing with a scene with he reckons you far [ __ ] that right [Laughter] oh [ __ ] if you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain and you know which philosopher said that dolly parton and people say she's just a big pair of tits we'll cut there for a moment [Applause] just to let you know i've got the flat way too long for me i mean reset reset that's my fault is it is oh for [ __ ] sake i can see you waiting as well [Music] right just [Music] oh that's good now first take a deep breath and blow don't suck and then put your fingers oh god just take it in your hand and grip it blindly like that oh that's good now first you take a deep breath and blow no don't suck huh i'm so sorry okay same place take a deep breath and blur don't soak and then put your finger over that hole weren't you last night you bailed early yeah sorry um what time you going uh about ten i got it at four completely smashed covered in kebab and fanny juice don't ask me how that wasn't gonna did too much change i was lying in bed doing the luge still the alarm wheel did too much change i was lying in bed during the losers but you know we're in our thirties i'm only just thirty what are you thirty-nine both nothing both in our thirties yeah as i said you know and i'm saying that you know keep your head down and who knows in a few years time [Music] that is ridiculous and who's to say that you keep your head down in a few years time you won't be oh god you must know what you're doing yeah you must know yeah but that that's never happened before okay just one that's enough okay okay can i ask you right and i never will ask you this again what are you going to do this time okay that just that that yeah and who's to say in a few years time do you keep your head down you won't be in the hop keep your head down yeah in a few years you can be in the hot seat keep your head down and in a few years time you're in the hot seat like me and who knows keep your head down you could be in the hot seat like me [Laughter] you got my paint yes take take it no it's in here i didn't know we have i've got one yeah it's too late for the place let's go again i'm so sorry we're gonna wink [Laughter] yes i take it all right having a wink [Laughter] [Music] you must wait ask me again oh were you masturbating [Laughter] we masturbate him before i came in then he masturbated i was one second away there i was one second away well i should lock the doorbell that i didn't think ahead and the moment took me and i just went with her this is what i'm talking about we haven't talked about this no i didn't think i had to no but can you look me in the eye almost certainly not that's his it's all your thoughts is your fault you did the eye i didn't know i didn't do it right okay all right yeah look at me okay all right yeah okay that's his personal things and his that's that's his personal things and his clothes were normally just you went before me [Music] to get through it i know it's you you went twenty percent fast that's your personal thing this goes over there your turn i noticed and i could tell and action [Laughter] told you [ __ ] action [Laughter] do you know what i laughed at oh get him another cup well it's because i don't want to keep drinking it no getting another cup i can't do that what are you talking about i can't get another cup i'm not having that [ __ ] disgusting but otherwise you're drinking the tea tea and gone but i've got to keep drinking the tea out otherwise i have a little three cups now i was dressed up as a [ __ ] genie for a day what about johnny coleman i thought he was up for it yes but since he did celebrity fit club he's well it's just not fat enough sorry oh what about jonah coleman i thought he was up for it yes but since he did celebrity fat club he's he's just not far enough what about jonah coleman i thought he was there what about jonah coleman i thought he was up for it yes but since he did today of defect club he's well he's not fat enough oh keep going okay what about jonathan coleman i thought he was up for it yes but since he did celebrity fat clubbies [Laughter] oh my god wait okay that's it okay no he's not i'm thinking of how fat john i [ __ ] call me every time i just see him in that swimming pool like a little baby hippo went for the dvd unhealthy broke single um lazy wobbly yeah fungal from the sweat chafing around the [ __ ] groin my point is that he's putting on [ __ ] smelly [ __ ] ointment look at lenny you know he's unhealthy no money single lazy fungal he's happy a lot of people can't get away with horizontal stripes actually gave me that bra okay very still guys still doing the [Laughter] i can't believe we've never utilized that [Laughter] okay so there's muscle underneath that's a new uh talent okay play the markets dude oh yeah how's it going any tips oh just always high interest high interest yeah always high interest bad interest but that's low that's bad look bad low interest is bad yeah um high interest buy high midsummer night's dream bottom how is your diary good fine nothing moving down there now and he accused charlie willis of sucking off elton john i was charlie with us 89 bastard anything else please say yes oh yes um he told martin freeman what i'm so sorry i'm so sorry it was so long i'm sorry if i blew your mother's head off who'd know your mommy's head and it just blew right off of her and the order was less if i bleed 20 million 40 double it that's right plus six 46 three days 75 days biggest christmas day ever bye ned [Laughter] i'm a nerd i've um i've kissed cameron diaz drew barrymore i'm a nerd i've slapped jennifer anderson were you nobody nobody nobody [Laughter] nobody nobody nobody but [Laughter] [Music] who are you okay who are you okay are you okay what seems to be the problem the most important pieces oh oh okay come here hello hi i'll see you to be the problem i've said before i've got [Music] yeah we are journalists we work for a newspaper which is used to line kit la i don't know what to do i don't know what to do why the [ __ ] did i put him in this okay okay okay okay all right what i have

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Length: 55min 56sec (3356 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 04 2021