ALL THE GREATEST OUTTAKES | Peter Kay's Car Share

some people would make for each other never mainzy i'm what's going on with aj what do you mean yeah you know no anger you know i'm just trying to get it it's turning into four hours i've spent me in the league unboxing day evening i spent four hours in a boxing day night with martin west and the chip apparently i've got very weigh dress what about have you tried gaviscon eat no taste for me not does temenite love or coffee see i'm a slave one as i'm a slave to the heartburn when you do i do don't know um she must stop [Laughter] it's personal now [Music] she's out to get me any man would be lucky to have you elsa wouldn't have him i want to eat dog now yeah i want to eat something that like [ __ ] but doesn't want to hang back not a man i am a slave to joggers nipples grace how much jogging do you do i've never jogged a day in my life i've known about that for ages big day on off and on food i would hang on to this one kelly but [Music] all right mr lobby lover you wanna walk me to my gate [Music] lock the doors lock the doors like the bloody bronx shown to you just seen a pram i'm coming back in them again get back in lc come back my car should chevy i'm home and you are not what [Laughter] is that look at this somebody doing a calendar next oh i'd take 12 months without any day of the week hello okay come to mama come true come out of my [Laughter] he's gone somebody helped [Laughter] how old are you six say two sugars please i'll leave a spoon in two sugars please me willie oh boy okay and action what do i do with this hi fella will come later i'm just laughing i'm laughing then what do i do with this that's your cat what do i do with this right give this to the fella what do i do with this all right go again what what are you doing with this oh right i fell i'll come late hey i'm just laughing in your face you apologize what do i do with this right oh my god stop laughing i'm sorry going [Laughter] [Music] you could do it bye my words again i cannot draw this yeah you can hear it cat [Music] i'm laughing oh [Laughter] see what i mean see what i mean see what i mean [Music] uh [Music] oh me [Music] well let's do it again well he wanted you to have to call him an effing [ __ ] well he is an [ __ ] john he's an [ __ ] i hate him did you hear him almost got to shut down gotta kick her ass bloody hell's going on what i did did you hear him oh i'm gonna oh look at that reaction what did you do i've called him an f in arsenal did you well he isn't even also you didn't have to see him well i did john did you hear him you almost got done shut down what are you doing well what happened did you set a date and everything no we never got that far and what happened to a ring the ring what happened to the ring oh that's no no one would think that from that sentence you speak the japanese yeah it is my mother tongue anika ashimono kadara it's donkey kong [Music] [Music] it is my mother tongue anika it is my tis my mother tongue anika ostakoshi hiboto christian goran mufo no i'll do it again yeah train there 86 to 95 boom time 869 boom time okay yeah yeah train there 86 95 boom time again i just didn't have stupid yeah now here we go yeah there we go this is it yeah a trendy 86 to 95 bull time well it deliberately no i'm not are you because we've had this conversation hey what are you doing get this pumped up i was a very naughty lie to this song many moons about blah pop this off i'm very naughty by this here we go oh pump this up a very naughty binder a very naughty lies of this song many moons ago but in an hour wait what are you doing [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] tank [Music] [Music] my ass [Music] look at this stage here let's just have a quick shower in the disabled box be fine [Laughter] yeah yeah yeah you're laughing missy when i go that'll be finito benito we're a dying breed they'll always be fish but there won't always be fish fungus there'll always be fish i tell you what i would not want to be a woman only good for two things cooking and [Music] don't look no eye contact hurry up hurry up love me forward [Music] fish bang foreign now we've started now we've started you

Channel: Peter Kay

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Length: 14min 17sec (857 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 14 2021