Ari Shaffir and Bobby Lee Break Down the "Natasha Leggero Incident"

but so anyway all right you know we just comedy this and that you know I'm still mad and then Orin meets Natasha Leggero you know and you guys live together no no we just dated I didn't live together no and then we were in love yeah for sure yeah deeply yeah he was no man would ever go through all of that then beat you up for three weeks build it up yeah yeah so you know seen Natasha it's cool and then I met I bring Ron Peterson to the Comedy Store yeah she's performing in the belly room my irelia tiger by the room and he guys says that girl's hot like oh yeah she's dating my friend Ari so I don't care I don't know yeah that's fine so I go down to the order to set he stayed up there he got her number right yeah she then we leave I don't know anything about it at that point but now but apparently he's now moving love letters love letters flowers yeah taking her to like the Opera Oh fancy right towards the right as we were breaking up awry opera that was like I think one of their first dates or something how did you find out about it about what I am I had her password for her email and i was reading the [ __ ] boat and you went crazy I mean I was like what do I do here I was thought of like just blocking his email so that she wouldn't know so that there would be like I guess he's not even willing me anymore right but then I was like no let her make the right decision that's mistake where were you at in your career at this point Siri okay he wasn't I just need like I wasn't I was at even a paid regular think I'm I don't know if I was I might have been go up in the belly room so here's this guy who's wooing her with the Opera and everything all these TVs that money yeah yeah and right around then too I started noticing one time I was at Natasha she was in a studio apartment and I know it's this other guy I was flirting with her I noticed because she I was on her computer it was kind of a room like this but like say a bed over there no it's computer over here she took a phone call and then went to the kitchen and I was like that's weird wait what the word thinking that and then I'd look to see who that was was like okay it's this guy flirting with you when I start when I decide like I think it's time for me to be jealous I found stuff yeah I was like I was right to be jealous right but before that I was like no I trust her but you were also in love I think Oh with her yeah sure sure sure so he's now suffering yeah I'm suffering you were suffering yeah and I knew and I knew he was sending her flowers cuz he said something one of his emails like my delivery gut it was it was late today sorry it'll be there tomorrow for the flowers and I went over to a place and I saw the flowers and I was like what are they and she was like she realized that I knew yeah and she was like they gonna hit me yeah Jesus and so then what I said that so then I was you know crying in the bathtub oh yeah man and Bobby called me and Bobby called me and was like hey what happened I saw them I was driving down sunset around Hollywood I saw them going into the Opera yeah and I was like what and you're like hey I saw them go to the Opera and I don't know what it is I just want to know and I pieced the other pieces that you that you were calling me because Ron was I hey find out if they're still dating her if they fully broke up oh yeah I did not know this part of the story piece it together you're telling me that you were conspiring that she was caught in the middle to be obviously this and okay let's just get this straight yeah there are two sides to every story I sorta [ __ ] okay do what I have to say first and then you chime in all right whether that be true or not whether that be true or not it could be true right sure no let's just it's true yeah okay I'm sorry I'm sorry all right all right I will throw that out there all right yeah I like the thing is is that the thing that made you angry didn't happen which is you thought that I had set them up right well I found out that you that he was showing you the love letters he was setting all the time I think you told me that yeah and then and then it was like look I know what to do yeah yeah I did not heartbroken prized it was a surprise to me but there was shocking to me the day were you know seeing each other because I felt responsible I'm trying to think now with no with no emotion behind it now if okay let's put it on here hmm if I'm trying to think who I don't know Fahim start like hook it up with you when he was like how are you I'm like she's flirting I'm trying to think now unemotionally evolved if I'd be like oh no don't you can't do that that's Bobby's girlfriend or if I'd be like what if we had already hooked up would you tell Bobby okay yeah I'll tell you like give me the good comparison so I'll gonna tell you that why it's different the difference is this is is that I'm new on mad so several years in yeah also it's still in mad terms that's been new okay you're not a regular yet you're still featuring or whatever okay and here's a guy who he even get to show he didn't audition what happened was Martin Short well they did any more white people no but Martin Short found him in Canada alright anime whoreson Lee came down with Ron oh that's why he went right back to Canada right so he was he had Canadian heat on him Yeah right and these people that I'm I so you know I'm in a situation now words I want Ron to like me I love you you know but I'm in a situation okay you always back then two of always worried about everyone like yes yeah I know now people hate me that's fine yeah okay I have accepted their that's fine that's what the world is one time I asked Bobby we were in a car together and we're talking about somebody who didn't like him and I was like and this Werner still like really good friend before any of this I was like how come so many people hate you like what am I like a lot I didn't even know I was just like questioning like what why yeah I don't know I mean like five people that I held yeah yeah I know and it's not like they all hate you from the same my party that you got drunk ever hatreds I was also hated in San Diego when I started I know it's like I don't nothin like maybe it's your voice or something man is something people hate I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna tell you why yeah okay I am gonna tell you why all right and the reason why I don't have a lot of enemies now yeah is is that when I started yeah it's all I had comedy yeah it's all I had you nothing gets in the way right all right I was very opportunistic yeah yeah yeah I cut through corners I'm sorry it's fine yeah all right and I did everything I could and yes I created some enemies and many in many situations I was unlikable I admit that I was young all right yeah I'm 45 now in my 20 years at work and I regret it Africa I regret it yeah anyway sorry anyway no I like this yeah I like the emotion so here's the thing yeah so ah Bobby called me for Intel for him and I was like first I was like and then when I realized I think you told me to break into his office to gets things yeah I was like going to his office and see see what he was she's been writing him yeah they didn't have back then at hotmail she a hotmail account yeah you could either set it to like save your sent messages or not an email now I just say it so I was like I couldn't see what she was sending him yeah so I was like hey go in there and find out and you're like I don't know and then you do it this is what you said to me what you said if you don't do it yeah that means that you set them up oh right which was which was so absurd to me that his computer is at Fox we're on a television show boy so I have a [ __ ] break into oh this Canadian guy's office somehow find his code no he's already logged in [Laughter] probably would have done it now yeah but then it was just it was and I that night so then Friday comes around and I say you totally hit me I was like oh you were calling for Intel you weren't calling to say hey I saw somebody walk driving down the street you didn't drive down the street and happen to see Natasha and Ron going into an opera right and then I saw you at the store yeah and I was like hey do it like it hit me now where you were on this yeah I'm pretty mad and you're like and then the way he was smiling I couldn't think one thing I just say one thing get the [ __ ] away from me Omid I did that and you're like the reason I was like I don't think you hit him like how much is hurting me like they're just they want that I'm like dude get the [ __ ] away I'm gonna hit you and then you kept doing it and I just punched you and you fail so you didn't even give me the satisfaction of fighting back but you kicked me when I was down there yeah while you were down take a man while he's down yeah because you can't punch a man while he's down that's weird can I say something yeah question Bobby has told this story yeah probably a good 12 times over the course of 90 episodes on this podcast Wow and every time it's always made me feel like God Ari is a [ __ ] dick like for three weeks in a row this is the first time where I completely see it your way you're a [ __ ] snake anytime you hear a story and you're like wow that's [ __ ] crazy you gotta stop it go that is crazy yeah I probably don't have all the details because that's not normal what I'm hearing right it always sounded unprovoked Ari punch someone for no reason he seems alright he's weird alright I'm gonna defend myself no that's not them with the defense all right I was known to help a lot of young guys I believe yeah I've I felt like you know always helped me but I've helped him a lot we were friends we've had these experiences right that's the reason why I'm done with John Caporal I'll say it on the fungal day yeah you're gonna take money tax no because I felt like I helped that kid Yeah right and there was no respect you know coming from hit his end and that's where the riot ambassador so you know when you kick me in the face I'm in body to who should say yeah afterwards they like Bobby you're up and then I guess we got separated and then he was up and he's like Walker than my spot so he went and did his spot and his face started swelling up wall he was on stage yeah yeah so yeah scratchin is easy by the way he was the cover booth guy he was happening right in front like Bobby's talking to Steve I want to check in I saw Bobby was like get the [ __ ] away from me yeah and then Steve was there and it took him probably about a good two three minutes now 45 seconds but that was enough for a punch down kick 45 seconds long how long do me ask you this I think how long how long would it take you if you wanted to going mid speed from the cover booth to where I was if it was two of my if it was two people I know okay Kim there might be a second like wait what the [ __ ] is have what's happening like to grasp it yeah and then we rose like I gotta I gotta do something 10 seconds 20 seconds it with the huh what are you gonna run out come around 20 seconds tops tops right 45 45 seconds so he 30 seconds of up watching oh yeah so that happened God if I went up and I went to thank you the one that when the when the leg sucks stops like you kick a soccer ball you let go screw the soccer ball not like like kicking a wall but like just like yeah it felt great yeah and then I went to the management of the store Freddie told me what he found out to his like wait you could punch him trying to like mentally [ __ ] with him but I realized yeah yeah I went to the manager of the store and I go I demand for him to get banned bannd was like the worst thing and they said no I don't remember yeah so week goes by yeah and then oh but here's enough here's the thing the the psychology behind it you know the thing is is that there's nothing the matter of a beat you up it punched me now there's been other people that punched me but I also owe you money you owed me $5,000 so a lot of it has in it took me a long time to even get him the money back yeah what you just making that much in a week and I eventually start borrowing money to pay my rent so that's where I think his resentment was partly yeah a little bit money for sure yeah I felt justified it be like this [ __ ] didn't pay back with money I'm but also I'm the one that got him a commercial agent for him to have money but poppies the only kind of guy who will bring that over your head everyone else like let me help you and I never think about it again alright Bobby's like Buhl me alright that's alright aqua you know it was an aqua then right was it aqua yeah it was Otto's origin about watching yeah yeah yeah soon then the week later you come up to his I want my money and you strangled me in the hallway yeah I was well because I remember because there was blood I had I had I was like it was like a two-finger yeah I was like this that and then you were like you didn't like I was like hey I want my money yeah just this to fit and then you you were like you started coming towards me yeah I was like no I just started squeezing yeah he was like yeah it was long like coconut dug right into the skin and start bleeding I went upstairs because this is when I was dating Sarah yeah right and she was upstairs doing some sort of Adam I wanted to [ __ ] her to get back at you I was like I'm not even into it but I was like yeah I think I'll do this they called you right after you broke up I was like I know you still care yeah this guy loved it so now my still he had sex with seven people there's no way I could pull her it wasn't like yeah you do it a month Aaliyah so now at this point you know neck bleeding the week before you beat me up now I hate them and I'm scared like I literally have like kind of a PTSD kind of a situation where I'm like shocked by it yeah it's trubbish trauma and no one will help me you know how you're young I was young - and this is why now when I see people like when they go crazy and it's over like heartbreak I'm like you can't judge them they're not thinking right yeah they're young and I'm crazy yeah but then here's what happened so then the next week sorry auditions for mind of Mencia yeah right yeah this is before the Mencia rogen stuff happened yeah and Mencia wasn't in the auditioning room it was Robert Morten - hired him because you like that's what Robert told me that he would audition for yeah I'm a casting director but like they approved it yeah Robert Morten yeah yeah but all I didn't know so I mean Carlos Mencia didn't know so when Carlos finds out the Orient booked the job and in a sketch and we were fighting he called you and said hey bro I can't have you on my show what they just said they brought the part he didn't call me he didn't call you he's the worst man he's you know he's like oh yeah man they just wear out the part it's not that good so he told me that he had called you and said April you can't beat up my friend and all that stuff he acts like hey you guys stop being it my friend and then later it was like the part was written out now he's he'll never uh so anyway but did you think that I'm the one because I've asked him to fire me yeah yeah yeah I was yeah I wasn't okay I believe you okay why would I do that I didn't even know about wait yeah I mean if you had questions why would I do that the answer is clearly this guy just punched me two times can you please get him fired why would I how would I even know that you got hired all that song I don't know Carlos go ahead that guy got a job my show okay can you get him not that I'm not saying you did yeah yeah that's a that's a that's a getaway didn't do it yeah all right so then I was like Bobby got me fired I was like well that's a line in common where it's like it's so hard to find jobs you can't [ __ ] with someone's income but with their job with the ride of his career so Hawaii right so and I was like what I have to punch it now the rest is rageful this is like no no this is the right thing to do yeah so I'm at the parking lot at the Comedy Store mm-hmm and I just hear running running gonna do a Superman punch from behind Davis I saw Bobby Bobby running away hit me from the bit back and then I felt number one defensive movies okay I'm sick right now um that's my defense move I wrestle in college no no are you six foot three yeah I'm 5'4 you have a better bus you out waving by 50 pounds way too hard at that so then I go to the outside of the room yeah so I cover boo another cover but I go to the office yeah you call the police yeah and Steve run is is he yeah to his credit pulls the [ __ ] cord out of the wall damn so don't call the police yeah and his excuse was it was a Friday and he goes if Ari goes to prison he'll stay there over the weekend and they told me he was calling the police so like I left my apartment I was like I gotta get out of here cuz I'll come to my apartment so I just left once it's like open mic or something and just like I guess they have to like 2:00 a.m. so the police won't find me right did they banned you then I think up for a month or something after that they banned me and then the other like you can't be beating up Bobby three times two is okay but three times yeah I was banned enough when I was during my husband I heard Freddie died Brenna's easy calm he's afraid died yeah believe it I lived down the street like right next to the pink duck door and I walked down there and I was me I remember sitting on the curb like outside seeing somebody hugging them and then just like sitting there like crying and then dombarris came by goes well I'm glad to see you're respecting the ban I'm not coming in the building well not because of that but just because you know I broke down there but and then it sort of they like talk to Bob you'd work it out and so as a fine let's talk yeah and you're like I just I'm like fine okay talk then and it's not what I wanted I was like to do it yeah but he those just he would also do this even after he got back in I'd walk down the hallway and he would just say [ __ ] like here's the dumbest guy in the [ __ ] building I know it would bother ya things that he knew that would bother man you just you can't even get a thought together you can't even speak English do that you're born here you're like he would say [ __ ] to get me riled up and I would just be like I can't even come here I hate this guy it was like that for years holding court to be like for people around you know him and like fear that people talk what are you doing listening Bobby's lies you're lying about something that's what you do you buy that was pretty good psychological oh my god I hated the props pretty good very good and then how long was it years five years you years I think four years could be for five years forty five years of not talking to him at all that's crazy [Music]

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Length: 21min 22sec (1282 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 19 2018