Bert Kreischer on Being Drugged By Ari Shaffir | Wild Ride! Clips

this last summer october i got mollied right before sober october started i'm just gonna ask how sick of talking about that are you no i just started talking about it on stage oh okay okay i don't no one ever really brings it up hmm really yeah that's like uh okay we talked about it on rogan and everyone just kind of was like they knew i wasn't it wasn't like it wasn't super funny to me when it happened like it wasn't like you'd expect you know comedian to be like dude that was [ __ ] crazy right no no no correction nobody in the nobody in the [ __ ] world would ever think that that was fine for those people listening or don't know bert had uh comedian arie shafir over at his house they were recording a podcast bert's kids were [ __ ] home he had to go to the airport shortly like shortly after the podcast that very same day and they were like hey let's you know let's have a couple drinks together mellow and so aries fear [ __ ] doses burt's drink with [ __ ] molly's and all of a sudden bert's [ __ ] like uh having a an intense hardcore drug experience in front of his [ __ ] kids having to go to the airport to [ __ ] get on an airplane [ __ ] rolling on [ __ ] molly nobody thinks that's [ __ ] cool the guy on the flight next to me got the best back massage ever [Laughter] no i just started talking about it because uh uh rogan was like hey man you can you should you you can talk about that on stage and i was i just was like ah right the implication being that you thought that i didn't know how to approach you i don't know yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] with ari and people just start disliking him and then on time and then on top of that his [ __ ] thing with the kobe comments like and then i mean dude he goes hard in the paint i guess i was thinking about that we were driving over to do this with you and i was thinking about that like you know where do i stand on on all that you know like we're like i i don't want to like pile on a whole canceled culture like let's like harm this guy and harm his reputation i'm not i'm not out to to do that i'm not the [ __ ] police but we're we're the one thing out of all that like i'm not gonna say oh it wasn't a joke it wasn't funny like i mean that's just subjective what's not subjective for me and it's about that being on brand thing is him saying i was hacked oh no no right yeah but no but that was actually a joke that was the joke was it was such a horrible statement that he wrote oh hey guys i was hacked and and then you know i i'm definitely not going to sit here and defend ari but i i have in the past um i think what [ __ ] him up was the video if he had just left the tweet the video what video is weird it's like remember when right yeah you heard ray rice hit his wife and you're like oh he's and they've dealt with it it's going to be fine he'll be back next week then they show you saw the video of everybody his wife you're like oh that's a little different yeah like [ __ ] he [ __ ] hits her hit her he i've never been hit that hard in my [ __ ] life and then and so i think ari's video was was videos so much worse than that in that case and oddly enough but um are you the same thing about the irish hack statement then then you go and put all of your [ __ ] on private you lock it down yeah he launched himself same deal it's uh it you know there's i don't think there's any right way to deal with that what happened to him why don't he was going to he it's such a [ __ ] show in in in all respects of like i i don't know what that kind of scrutiny is like to have that many people tweeting death threats and doxing me i don't know what what protocol is no one knows what protocol that is so you're just making decisions flying by the seat of your pants hoping they're right and even the decisions that i offered him in that time where i was like this is what i think you should do in retrospect we're wrong and and and like i said well i mean maybe he thinks so and so i i know tom and i talked about it and we you know said what we said on our podcast and he was very upset by that i listened to the whole thing like what the [ __ ] does he want i don't know man i really like you know i think i thought you were pretty pretty objective pretty fair yeah i thought so too but you know also in that time when he's upset he's also going through all this fear of his life and and being assaulted and so i'm sure he wasn't thinking clearly you know during that time either but uh but yeah and and and then i didn't want to talk about the molly stuff because it's right on the tails of this kobe thing and it's just like i felt like i was piling on and joe's right right right now man you can d molly you're allowed to talk about that on stage you know what bothered me was that that this when it was i think sober it was right before sober october that he wanted that he dosed you and it's you and it's segura and it's arie shafir it's broken all in the same [ __ ] room and like the story comes out i felt like uh i mean i i was like pissed off for you in a way that just everyone was kind of like maybe because he was in the room maybe because i think it was i mean joe and i talked after that and he was like hey man i don't think i me i'm not i'm i don't like speaking for joe and i don't like sharing private conversations but i think i'm okay to say this he was like i don't think the weight of that hit me when you told me on the podcast i don't think i i don't think i understood what how [ __ ] up that was i wanted the weight to hit more and that's scenario but i don't want to like no but i think what happened was i had told some girl on the phone and segura said well that's [ __ ] up and the wait didn't hit him until that podcast when he was on that podcast he was like yeah man you told me on the phone and i didn't really understand it and he goes and i think that's what joe was going through is he heard it but he didn't understand it and then two days later he's like wait that was really [ __ ] up and so it was a really really weird situation and it's weird situation when you live your life out on podcasts out in the open like that yeah where you're like you're like you roll the dice am i gonna become a meme you know like right like what the [ __ ] yeah it was it was dude the thing that sucked about it is a month for all of sober october my serotonin levels were off and so i was like going through hardcore depression and anxiety also october so i didn't even get to enjoy sobriety the way i had in the past i never felt i felt at unease because you're rolling so hard or so guys no because you know i think when you do molly i think i i don't know but i'm assuming it borrows good energy and flood your head with that and then the next couple weeks you gotta rebuild that good energy like it takes from tomorrow and so i had anxiety attacks throughout the entire month are you are you an already 100 now or is it like 92 no we're fine he's i mean how's he doing i don't know i haven't talked to him in a little while he's he's not so good i haven't talked to him i mean i look i told him i said this definitely changes a lot of things you never allowed my house again my wife hates him to death my wife my kids my kids [ __ ] hate him like they yeah what sucks sucks is isla loved him island him connected on so many things they're both weirdo brains and i loved him and then she saw me texting him i was at my sister's house she saw me texting him and she goes uh why would you text him and i went oh baby it's complicated she goes it's not complicated she goes dad he almost killed my dad and i went huh she goes how would you feel if i was texting someone who drugged me and i went oh my god i would not like it and she went right grabbed my phone and i went oh [ __ ] she said and i told sorry when he did it you just [ __ ] everything up man like you're never gonna be allowed in my house again and that's what made me so upset as i go and he just he you know i mean we've talked on the phone we've talked a few couple times i haven't really seen him um you know the kobe stuff went down i texted him a couple times i called him that monday you know and talked to him a little bit but uh but you know it's it's complicated but you know i i think that i'm if anything i'm very capable of forgiving people may be too capable right good he was scheduled to tape a new netflix special right did that just go away yeah um yeah it went away well it was it was he was paying for it himself i don't know if netflix had bought it yet but he was paying for it for himself and i not to speak too out of school once again but i think it was just a liability issue of the people working on there were a little nervous there were death threats but but it sounded like it sounded like the tickets were sold people were still i think he ended up doing the shows the shows were awesome you know i don't think i don't think cancel culture i think it only applies when you let it apply i guess because i don't think anything's really changing for him he didn't have any tour dates he was done his tour you know he's doing shows in new york no one's approaching him no one's seems to be right i mean i don't think he's going to be hosting america's got talent but he seems to be doing fine and kind of oblivious to the you know he stayed offline so he was really oblivious to the backlash like he just stayed offline and i was like i was like i was like wow i checked it out a couple times right good call did you see the god free video [ __ ] off coffee that's like not a guy you ever see like that uh no i've never seen grandparents like that godfrey was really upset uh brian cowan was really upset michael rappaport michael ravaport is beyond upset right callan was pretty measured about it like there's no god was measured kel was measured on the podcast oh gotcha i talked to him the day before it was it was it was a super tricky situation to be put in as his friend right of course it took people because did roger ever acknowledge it publicly no no but and i think that was the wisest thing anyone did is because it's really hard in that moment to say hey this guy is not the villain right because he did do something that everyone sees is hateful but he's going i know a different guy than that and it was it was just super complicated so even this he'll watch this they'll get upset with me about talking about because i won't frame it i'm sure he'll be upset with me and and i mean whatever like i felt the way i felt i'm honest about what my future i think i think you should be honest you should be able to respect that and i and and i told him i said man it's hard it's a hard thing to talk about and your people are gonna ask me to talk about i don't know what to say man you know i mean dude i don't want anybody to be like [ __ ] vilified ruined like forever like you know i'm not i don't subscribe to that yeah and uh so there there it is yeah yeah but uh the molly jones but i'm allowed at birds my wife i happen to be there right now so [ __ ] much you have no idea yeah i mean oh i went right when it happened i went back i took my wife i walked already out i took my wife into the bathroom with my cousin andrew and i said i'm gonna tell you something and i need you not to have a motion about it she was like that's not fair i go no you need to just shut it down and she said okay i said ari slipped me molly this woman i haven't seen her mad like that ever and but what really sucked is no one took care of me in that moment like i was like i'm the one that's [ __ ] scared and she was so she went okay what do you need for me i need to get out of the house i need i'm going not to say goodbye to the girls i need to get the [ __ ] out of here and i'm going to go to the store and i'm going to wait for my flight there and i'm going to go drink she went okay i said i need you to get me packed and she was like deal packed me got me in a car service gave me a kiss and by pact it means like a toothbrush and a backpacking blood pressure medicine i went to the store the first person i saw was david spade oh david spade's like how you doing i said i've been mollied and he was like huh and then ari walked in the same room and he's like are something bali stop being a [ __ ] about it and i'm like it was so [ __ ] it was such a [ __ ] up night everything about it like i'm on the plane just blowing up going like walking up and down the aisle like hey anyone want to party you know it was just it was it was insane it was [ __ ] so crazy because i've been sober since before they'd started calling it molly i think yeah i guess molly is the pure the ecstasy we used to get was just basically amphetamines and i think that's basic basically but molly uh man the new molly's not that bad at what point did it start feeling good immediately yeah well what panic set in when he when he said to me he goes uh i said are you on something cause he was acting weird he was i don't know are you on something i went no and he goes are you sure and i went yeah i'm sure ari and he goes okay i'm gonna tell you something and you cannot be mad about it i know what all right he goes you're on molly and i went what he was i slept you molly are you subju molly so it's already happened i go did you talk to my cardiologist about this and he was like excuse me i said i'm on blood pressure medicine already i mean this might kill me anyway i didn't think about that i go i go well hold on i gotta get on a plane tonight and he was like oh i didn't realize that either he's like okay well my kids are here i didn't think anything any of this through but it's already happened and i was [ __ ] i i initially had a panic attack so i was like i was like oh my god i am feeling this like this is what i've been feeling and i thought i was just having like little flighty anxieties and i was like oh [ __ ] i'm on molly and then i started freaking out my cousin andrew i randomly walked up i loved my cousin andrew sat next to me and i started rubbing his back and i felt a lot better and then joey diaz came over and once joey diaz got there i was like i was like god damn he's so beautiful like the sun was backlit and i could see the the fleas and i saw ari's eyes are really pretty and i was like holy [ __ ] i was like this is [ __ ] awesome but i also in the moment was like i was well aware of the repercussions of this i was like you are my friend and now you have [ __ ] up us being friends forever because my wife will not let you at my house i will never be able to defend going on vacation with you again my wife won't there's certain things where my wife's like why would you do that my daughters are now gonna hate you the worst part is like a month later my daughters come we're all sitting at the table and we're talking about it and my daughter isla walks by my wife's like hey let's drop it we got ears in the room and ella goes no i know what happened and we were like what george and i came in we have friends she's like yeah kids at school talk about it i said what she would say the kids at school know what told me what happened i said what'd they tell you and they go what happened that ari uh roofied you and raped you i was like whoa he didn't rape me she was like yeah yeah he raped you right i was like no he didn't rape me my other daughter's like no sometimes dad when you've been roofied you don't know you've been raped no one [ __ ] and i'm like you guys are walking around thinking i got raped in my backyard like what [ __ ] what cool kids i got ramped and they didn't even bring it up and then i go he didn't break me and they're like why didn't he rape you i was like why would he rape me and they're like why would he drug you he's not gonna rape you i'm like no one raped anyone what what greater than i don't know tenth grade and eighth grade now but i think they were yeah but it was it was just such a [ __ ] up scenario but then that's the weird part is that you know you live this life out in the public like this just gonna come back you know it's like what the [ __ ] well let's go do some molly yeah i'm good i don't know where you go from there dude i'd say we [ __ ] it might be a perfect ending yeah like can i tell you the best part can i tell you the best part of this joke that's the best part of the story my wife still [ __ ] livid still [ __ ] livid and my daughters go how much molly did ari give you and i go he gave me half molly and our friends are at the table and my daughter goes why would someone give you half a molly and leanne leans forward in the in the for i by the way i haven't laughed about this event yet i had not one i haven't found any part of this funny i haven't laughed about the entire incident yet leanne leans forward in a perfect teaching moment she goes he gave him half of molly because he's jewish [Laughter] i cried laughing and they're like wait what does that mean i go don't worry about it your mom just made me laugh we're good we're good i'm gonna get through this because he's chewing that's hilarious oh that's so that's the perfect way to end that's good oh my god i love you yeah dude

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