The thrill of racing...and gacha (Hot Wheels Unleashed)

i bought a game it's 70 canadian and it starts with some blind box gotcha you love to see it the absolute state of gaming in the year 2021 on the other hand a little juice and a little squeeze oh look it's vibrant it wants to open up it's speaking to me like the mask of loki spoke to stanley ipkiss it's whispering juice me squeeze me okay what do we got they added roger dodger 2021 from mattel games it's an acceleration based marty i know you can't see the stats too well there you go bad breaking great acceleration everything else kind of average can i tell you they have the audacity for the achievement to be because we got an achievement for that um the achievement is called the first ones free oh man that's just brazen okay run me back run me back run me back oh it's on fire the twin mill yo i don't even know look at that 2014 then and now look at the speed look at the handling braking's a little jacked but who needs brakes when you got handling like that man bit more oh my god mountain mauler common i sleep don't that one's going straight on the market that's the meme car [Music] choose the vehicle you want to drive in the tutorial race well i mean thanks for giving me three comments i guess i'll just get a steam refund and then buy it again uh isn't that what people do in like gotcha games they just keep deleting the game and reinstalling it until they they get a good pull in their free pulls that's the meta right yeah okay ai difficulty come on give me internet international units of measurement please i just can't believe they gave me commons man but now that i know there's juicing and squeezing in this game holy oh my god this is the tutorial we'll do prop bets after this i just got to see how the game works first rt is accelerate press and hold the accelerator just before number two appears on the screen who does number two work for oh that seemed okay okay hot wheels is all it's like micro machines you're always driving over like you know household objects using drift on corners is very important try to activate it by tapping the brake while steering yes okay mario kart little little mario kart after every drift you will earn a boost excuse me coming through if you'll excuse me i'm coming [Music] boost me oh he's learned he's learning look at that sometimes hot wheels tracks make you feel like you're defying gravity use the boost to help yourself through the hardest sections i think i used all no i didn't use all my boost how about that was that us defying gravity anyone else defying gravity right now or just me okay that's to try to move your vehicle in the air to handle the perfect landing like a pro all right of course ice [Music] don't talk to me just boost me keep your eyes open the road is full of surprises watch out for the creepy spiders web hey hey hey hey hey what the heck man it had like a homing shot i'm freaking electrocuted wait they're all electrocuted too maybe it's good electricity we don't boost that we don't we don't boost that we don't juice that let's squeeze this a little oh baby there's so much more to discover now have fun okay we're on lap two of three i i'm predicting an easy win here now that they're not slowing us down every two seconds nice drift now that's the drift of the century vin diesel style thanks tutorial i i respect the fast tutorial man and that was a fast tutorial [Music] [Laughter] i don't even need to look at the map we're off on our own now is this skrillex [Music] okay now this time be better mission failed maybe i mean like it's no surprise right that i'm like an amazing driver like just look at the city i have to drive in on a record scratch i bet you're wondering how i got here um look at the city i have to drive in on a daily basis right like how could i not be an amazing driver i i honestly it driving whatever you know it's easy you just switch your brain off i put myself in the top five percent of parker's not necessarily in my city but in within chat if you're used to like triple wide parking spots at the best buy i i could put a chevy silverado you know on on top of a serviette the great thing about saying five percent is that if you think you're better then i've given you that room okay you have that room um um um my car i didn't say i'm the best just in the top five percent you might be in the top two percent like a milk should have saved some boost for the air coming up no we got time oh man okay i gotta admit the race is a little longer than i thought it would be but that's okay a beautiful landing [Applause] don't get hit by the spider's web dude what are you supposed to do what are you supposed to do just don't be in first forehead i i don't even want to race man i just want to get more more boxes why why am i racing with this like a common car i am not a common man whatever easy win [Laughter] reward 50 hot wheels bucks let's go man it's like they knew they knew from the main menu you can take place in the hot wheels city rumble and access all the games modes well okay but before we do that i mean take me to the collection no no no forget that take me to the shop for some blind boxes they cost 500 each i got 50 for a race yeah no problem little juice little juice little squeeze come on come on crack me common don't try sarah truck though look a dude it might be common but how could you not roll the tricera truck look at that thing i'm gonna be honest it looks like a piece of crap i okay so you can't put your real money in that's good i was just looking to see if you could if you i was testing to see if you if you could i was just skull crusher dude this is kind of it's kind of interesting huh what the heck is the hot wheels city rumble oh no five terrifying monsters are spreading panic in hot wheels city they're forcing unsuspecting drivers to face fiendish challenges just to continue driving and no one can get past them please help us restore order we hear your one they said the he double hockey sticks in a hot wheels game they call themselves bosses you won't have any trouble finding them they're huge the journey begins a quick race on the basement rewards blind box let's go why didn't you say so get give miss me with that 30 coins nonsense i mean there's no way you're not running bets here okay it's it's i mean people are not that into racing games holy crap that's loud you you got to give them a little something extra hold on i just gotta i i'll open the casino first i just gotta get the boost in the tricera truck three that's that's you see that boost got a nice boost out of that okay in order to get people to watch racing games you have to turn them into gambling addicts but it's okay because it's just for like fake points or whatever it's very simple will nl win the race yes no i'm even going to give you a minute because these are long races okay oh this one this one doesn't have discreet boost this one has a a boost that you can apply as you desire not today [Music] now that's a boost excuse me you went outside of the cones how am i supposed to trust anything if you can go outside of the cones and still win okay we're in what the nice little boost though i like that the friction generates the boost like that that time for example you're in a you're in a world of hurt what are you what are you driving dude what are you driving your car isn't even a plastic dinosaur and as a result i care not for the things you say oh my god whoever said use boost in the air are you actually jason statham and or dwayne the rock johnson that's an incredible piece of intel [Music] okay we're good i don't even i don't even see anybody on the map that's how far ahead we are right now [Applause] this car steers like a boat yeah but it looks like a damn dinosaur dude if the multiplayer is good am i crazy or do we have a challenger to sonic and all-stars racing transformed let's go [Music] once i get these turns down it's over for the skull destroyer like this one for example oh baby free winds there's a zamboni achievement unlocked welcome to the basement that's like the second achievement i've ever gotten in steam that's called welcome to the basement you obtained 30 coins in a blind box [Music] don't give up yeah [Applause] okay pay out the believers obviously this is this is bruno mars man now start doing bets on the bets will we get an uncommon or greater well dude i gotta look at this thing look okay is this a bug or a dog it i mean it's no tricera truck but it looks cool as hell man it's the green goblin's car okay you know i choose based on rewards you don't get a blind box for this one see you in hell you don't get a blind box for this one are you crazy we get gears what the heck is a gear used for we can't it's got to be it's got that one's got to be good okay quick race don't mind if i do i'll be using the green hornet vehicle if you don't mind they're used to upgrade cars okay skatepark they got me addicted to the boxes already i know it's kind of sad don't get me wrong but nothing will ever compare to not knowing what's in something and then seeing what's in something me and mj we're gonna have a hell of a time just focusing when you drive sometimes it's hard to have a conversation you know because you want to be focusing on the task at hand boost me and boost me once more no don't boost me once more like i i feel like if you can if you're a good track mania streamer like nothing can hold you back you you've you've developed a parallelized brain go ahead what you oh do i will you like the way the the my pants like my make my butt look is that why you're so close to me oh you like the way uh i just passed you in the air like a freaking champ you like the way i got full boost oh man well all i'm gonna say okay is i wouldn't want to be a doubter right now and that's all that needs to be said we're now at that part of the race where you don't even see the opponents behind you you accelerate through the loop you get back to full boost on the corner of dreams you see one in 13 odds you take them okay i i take no offense to that i think that's very reasonable i'm not used to cars i handled as well man the people who worked on this game should you know apply for engineering jobs at ford it handles like a like a dream like look at that look at that dude it's like f1 [Music] i don't even need to use a boost although i will i am not going to say no to a little boost i did see like th this game when it came out i had no idea it existed at first reset me [Music] reset me [Laughter] oh okay well pay out the doubters doubters win [Applause] it's a simple 12x on the bet we came in dead last doubters rise up massive gains listen hold on funny bite voted with 238 channel 238 000 channel points and has just received like 11.5 times that holy crap doubters are eating good tonight all right run me back run me back that's because that car is a piece of crap man put me back in the tricera truck turn the ai to hard i will i will after this because i do think that the the difficulty is a little easy we just you know drove off the edge so the tricera truck this is what it's all about we don't even need your stinky boost look at that robin is racing you ever see days of thunder no me neither but they say that in the movie i played racing games the quote days of thunder did it make a dinosaur sound when i did that if so that's precious i also i gotta say from like a stream perspective i love a non-photo realistic racing game that actually allows like the bitrate to not tank to zero now just stay smooth it's just me and seth rogen up here [Applause] seth rogen should make a car and then it's it could sound like a you know what i mean back to the drawing board on that one minus two okay understood can't really blame you it would be funny though you're telling me you wouldn't laugh if you encountered that car what the hell man whoa there's a little rude you see they lit me up what are we in seventh time for the greatest drive of my life it's time for the greatest drive of my life stop using your boost you scumbags please please rubber band ai move me move me now that's a turn fourth first is in sight send it that's a that's a dodge ram that's the batmobile more please please i didn't even make the podium man doubters win again how what happened man run run it back run it back start prediction will now win the race forget the blind box okay it's not about the blind box anymore that crash that crash did a lot of damage this time this time you're all gonna pay i'm not i'm not even gonna banter no no banter this time that's what hot wheels is a very serious game it's turned me into a very serious gamer [Music] probably start start taking the right exit on that one instead of the left exit and remember when you go through the loop you're going to want to use your boost you're going to want to hug the left wall a little bit track mania style come around the corner this is the power of the tricera truck beautiful line [ __ ] you piece of garbage excuse me he's back and in pog form [Music] what the heck are they putting in the dodge rams these days man i love that it makes a dinosaur sound whatever boost me i'll take it dude this this green hornet car is so good we need a full boost so we get beautiful ramp action here take it [Music] that's a boost of boost of dreams we're in there [Applause] keep it stay up let's just smash him into the wall [Music] i'm sorry i the the focus is unparalleled right now are you seeing this we're bumper to bumper wait no wheel the wheel bumper to bumpers is more like traffic you scumbag you piggybacked we can't fight like this the rams gonna get ahead believers monica oh all right medium turns out medium's okay that was pretty close man that was pretty close and i'll win the race yes okay any any blind boxes out there or just me 50 gears i sleep classic hot wheels 6 what the heck does this mean classic hot wheels eight freestyle paradise two skateboards what's wrong with you we need to get to bosses man i mean i'll try it receive classic hot wheels six if that's six blind boxes i'll be very happy if it's not six blind boxes i sleep man give me the twin mill run it back will nl win the race it is not six blind boxes come on man they're 500 a pop that's crazy here we go there we go this is the tony stark audi what we're going up against the roller toaster yeah i don't think you can see that it's perfectly in the there it is right there is a freaking toaster car oh my god it looks like the the start of a race in f1 online it's just madness man eat that eat that [Applause] this one's for the believers the only thing like i'm iffy on in this game right now is the soundtrack like i s respond me respawn me i that's an early enough possibility there i i see a lot of people jamming their rats in chat but i'm not uh i'm not fully convinced i like that there's the physics are like legit so like because my car has a wedge it can actually like scoop cars up on top and that's a racing light you're not getting past me in the damn roller coaster i'll tell you that much uh that's literally just a fiat 500 if you think i'm getting my ass beat by a fiat 500 you would be absolutely correct right now send it more yeah well eat that and then eat a little bit of this a little bit of this a little bit of that a little bit of this a little bit of that oh now that's a corner we protected our line eat this [ __ ] you scumbag clean clean you how dare you how dare you first place saw people saying he doesn't use boost uh we use our boost we just wait till the right opportunity okay oh you obtained 40 a profile customization i sleep secret mission top secret well yeah yeah i can't i can't go to it there's a problem though i can't go to it it's too secret all right what about this one college 30 points classic hot wheels 8 give it a try you need to input your secret credit card number please give the muscle car a try it's easy pog the acceleration is pretty out of control we're in the garage i couldn't read the text we're going up against the tricera tricera car look at the engine on this thing man give me more boxes more boxes please get out of here if you're not driving a toaster you're a target now that's a lie i mean that's just clean driving oh you're so lucky you're freaking zamboni how's your motion sickness not kicking in yeah i don't know i think honestly i think it's when you drive at least you're in control of the camera pretty much like i can feel it a little bit what the heck um but the other thing is like i think i'm like under caffeinated today which is actually a very good thing maybe let's just say not over caffeinated oops i think that that helps you out okay we need we need to get some boost back we need to do some power sliding or not we could just take the most beautiful line the world has ever seen lovely okay fine nice boost i can't be mad can you be mad can you be mad about this i gotta be honest like i'm not sure i see us keeping up with this dodge charger i feel like this muscle car like this he's driving at least a rare we're stuck down here at the common level nice boost nice temporary boost forget that i was worried we wouldn't even make that this thing handles like a piece of crap okay stick it in there you're gradually recovering your boost good better no i thought we had a boost discrepancy there if you boost you got to go through me i want the anti-draft i want you to rear-end me bob me if you must it's the strat i don't see anybody on the map am i clear there's no way right we just we we fought like hell of the whole race look at that hey choose outcome we've won the race we beat the ford mustang gt i don't even want to say this because i know there's people who love ford gts i was driving uh the other day turns left there was a ford gt in front of me the light that we were approaching was red it turned green as we made the turn but they were clearly looking at their phone uh and they stopped for the green light and then when they they waited for like three seconds when they looked up and saw that it was green they went [Music] like they were like a cool guy who's like check it out we're like blowing you away with our acceleration here and i'm like that ain't it man that ain't it hold on i see a time attack and i see some blind box action here heavy cringe moment look i gotta be honest out of all these cars twin mill is my favorite right now if we win we get a blind box which could get a little juice and a little squeeze dude this game is pretty fun though i am having a good time so far don't forget to up the difficulty well i i kept it at medium because it was actually getting kind of hard but good boost man good boost to get the unleashed goal we must do the lap in under 42 seconds can we start with like a a a rolling start like daytona then most important thing for me i think is actually using my boost for once [Music] take a little shortcut through the cones bangarang my favorite song acceptable well i don't think we're gonna get there in 42 oh run me back well i don't know how to pay this one out honestly it's like we wanted objective we didn't get the full objective i i think i honestly i'm just gonna be real with you i think it's a delete i don't consider that a win i consider that a deletion do it this is not really a race once we finish our our incredible hot lap here and get that blind box then we can we can bring back the bets that's probably not it huh don't forget boost in the air is a very nice addition to the physics of the situation keep the boost going take it around you get you boost either him him me boost boost i don't know how this is going seems like we're at like the same spot son of a but we're still going oh because we hit a goal last time it stopped us well getting to start on a on a hot lap seems way better [Music] like from a non-dead start although i i don't know time may tell if that's foolish why take the corner when you can get the milk for free send it send it i think we're worse on our hot lap yep okay so just focus and then let it rip this time this time much cleaner much cleaner in theory in practice the jury's still unknown you're losing me my jury gene hackman dustin hoffman rachel vice now this is a lap still a lab [Applause] i need this blind box oh weird yeah the game crashed or something super strange don't use the wall so much son i think it's [ __ ] man i think it's because of our our shitty car they give us three commons on our polls and then we're out here trying to set the unleashed goal and yet we need to get another blind box in order to get a better car we need the unleashed goal to get a blind box that's better uh at least it was until my car ran out of wheels holy crap are you kidding me man are you kidding me there you go boost outer corners i think it's great advice trying to spend so much time on the wall boost out of the corner once you get around the apex you're going to boost around the corner you love you love a little mid-air boost [Applause] now that is the boost of the century acceptable very nice very nice still good at least it was until my car lost wheels again [Music] i mean i don't know what to say sometimes you're so good the the only way they can hold you down is by trying to get you to drive on two wheels like your nicholas cage and gone in 60 seconds i think he does that doesn't he it's been a while it's also been a while since i could hold my head up high hello hello baby this is i i played some super auto pets and had an amazing time 99 months now we're talk that's crazy a hundred months holy crap hello baby hello oh how was her lesson today she she is the reason to be a little cranky she's been a very social baby [Music] i hear that now this honestly i feel like i should do better while we're in conversation because this is like my typical driving experience i'm i'm used to i'll be like you know driving on a busy street and kate will be like what's more important for you health or happiness and i'm like man that's a really tough question to answer like while i'm trying to not hit jaywalkers on granville street restart restart my lap here you normally drift midair on occasion hello baby d d uh no but i understand where you're going with that if anything i'm just i'm just happy people have not hassled me for being live at all today that's true true that's true okay [Music] i'm so behind on my on my duties i haven't even seen this week's survivor yet i i have not talked about squid gamer much yet okay this lap's not going to do it we didn't boost like at all okay run it again [Applause] she does like to touch the back of my head [Music] hey no chance no chance d okay here we go here we i'm just i'm i need a little bit of focus for a second here and then we got it all this for a blind box don't hit the wall on this turn we touched it but it was much better good acceleration on the outs absolutely hi honey hello look at that she's leaving hi to the chat hello that's my glasses yeah yeah that's my glasses he's wearing orange ah yes i have noticed hi chad hi babies do love glasses there's no doubt about that okay bye bye you get the box just from completing the base goal you're absolutely look at that i do indeed shop me blind box open please don't be a common car it's the same damn car are you kidding me man after all that we got the same car after everything i've been through they had the audacity to just give us the same what oh you've stumbled across our first secret have i because i can't seem to use it okay give me 60 gears try to catch me in a quick race try to get close your ass will get smacked my homie snoop dogg and dr dre have got my back upgrade cars i would never upgrade a common car in this game that's just like it's madness nice boost there we go now we're talking oh my god that felt great oh thanks thanks for the ballast smoking a ballast fiat 500 in first place i don't think so we'll try hitting the boost next time that's a cool trick now that's a corner that's the kind of corner you can hang your hat on then get ready we don't know what happens on this one oh you just go over okay can we bet on the toaster wing you can that would be known as doubt the beautiful part about betting on the toaster winning is that you also get a side bed on any of the other cars that are not me or the toaster winning so it's really it's like a like a 12 for one deal but that's like betting on ray bork to not win the accuracy contest in the skills competition in the nhl all-star game you give me the choice of rey versus the field i think honestly i'm taking rey in most circumstances [Music] to stay on the line wonderful boost in the air [Music] roy donk excuse me put some respect on roy borg's name please big place i mean i wouldn't want to be a doubter that's just typical for me i i just don't see myself in the same breath as a doubter let's try a different path this time but like especially this time like there's nobody around like oh wait wait oh gold never mind we're right there the whole time [Applause] excuse me sir no thank you i'm just begging you i'm begging for the location of one more blind box the last one screwing me is something i'll never forget man [Music] we did almost go off the edge but on the other hand we didn't [Music] but i do love to put my nose on the wall here you really think i won't put my nose up against the wall [Music] i don't see anybody if i don't see anybody i don't boost they get close we leave them in the dust well that won't be necessary look at that i mean that was not even like a contest quite frankly i just one more one more blind box please that's it i'm having a hot lap hot lap equals blind box what the hell is this allowed hey troy thank you for the gifted subs thank you thank you i don't know where i'm at on on on hot wheels bucks but 40 is more than 30. we might be able to afford one we might be able to buy one this time we're going to say will nl win the race and we're going to say any objective equals a win on the first attempt because there's two objectives here 227 versus 242. [Applause] i mean that you probably want to hit the boost pads on the way would be my advice to myself probably don't want to rub your car up against the wall so much should be my advice to myself 242 i'm gonna guess is doable 227 might require a little bit of finesse yeah if you got a gifty make sure to say thank you it's a is a generous a generous get it isn't it what's it an angelic spoil the opposite of a devious lick angelic yield that's i'm old i'm officially old all the kids at the virtual ninth grade tomorrow can you believe annel called it an angelic spoil okay i have no boost and i must scream a little air control goes a long way you know what this feels like feels like star wars episode one pod racer just i'm getting something about the vibe and maybe it's the sound when you boost it sounds like when you hit the boost this team topagalese in podracer something about it [Music] dude i don't know how much we got left but i feel like i i ran a pretty good set here [Music] and that was a beautiful corner don't forget about boost you're gonna boost out of this corner you're gonna boost over the ramp you're gonna hit the wall and lose 90 of your momentum please 227 well little loss a little squeeze it's still a believer payout it's a pretty easy one is that a blind box would you would you give me a blind box bruno mars is back man of potion [Music] i can i should be able to sell a duplicate car i've been told like did we not what do we have doubles it we have doubles of this why why can i not sell oh i can sell this one okay whoa i'm going to be honest we're never using that mountain mauler but it's non-sellable this is sellable i don't want to sell the green goblin are you crazy give me a blind box come on come on better than a common oh the dragon blaster are you seeing this thing holy crap holy crap hot wheels city rumble get let me get a quick race here um yeah i think i'll use the dragon blaster imo oh look at this thing dude a devious whip plexa glass wings [Music] oh he's got purple flames coming out the back oh they're the bits the bitrate i mean this should be like a stomp all in on belief that's scary it's scary but respectable the spider's web that's fine you'll learn something out of this i had forgotten about the spiders web charlotte still in the great spot where i believe a believer i would not worry yet they're using boost that's the difference between me and them they're using it i'm storing it that's the difference between me and them they're a car i'm a toaster they don't know i'm a toaster spider's a little spooky man that's tough didn't gain as much as i would have liked there excuse me you see what they did to me on that corner oh my god it's so violent not not today i'm through hold it hold it cause that's a full boost marty when you come out on my neck beautiful now this is where you don't mess it up careful good terrible stuff terrible stuff run it back we're still second kind of threw me for a loop on that one that's okay it was it was a clutch very fast respawn not the spider sorry we're on lap two or three okay i do love the walter white emo let that walter white emote power us up here [Music] hit the wall but that gave us a great exit don't hit the spider man next best thing i'll just run into the two people who ran into the spider and spend the whole time up against the wall i can't get off the wall i can't get off the wall and this is gonna be hard get ready it's book season gray sweatpants season on the hot wheels track excuse me no no no no no boost me juice me oh you peace [Music] i i try i'm sorry believers i tried we were in we were like we were past the spider and it was like dunk still pretty good all right still got 35. anyway hey i'm not late for garnic i am gonna run some abs i'm gonna get some water

Channel: Northernlion

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Keywords: games, twitch

Id: l9KaSU_3Cd0

Length: 55min 6sec (3306 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 02 2021