The tainted laz sneed rig incident

[Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] do [Music] do [Music] [Music] hi balbi know her chat let's have a father's day [Music] [Music] [Music] good morning good evening good tuesday i know which day it is [Music] [Applause] i'm a functioning member of society let's play some anyways let's play some children's games let's play uh you know i think i've been i've been [ __ ] on things less but as i said live stream he probably isn't that bad hello funny you know you just get off your items lazarus is [Music] man scampi thank you for the best and gosh thank you for the bits [Music] pay its gig thank you for the prime [Music] game flip [Music] flop how often does that happen how's that happen actually i don't even know wait what day is it again i don't know i don't know every room clear god what the [ __ ] damn famous last words what no we're good you know actually this is totally fine i don't have a i don't have jacob i don't have isa following me who cares this is fine genuinely who cares my balls listen man just get a battery or some [ __ ] look at this i don't even have anyone following me i can do whatever i want norwegian funnyman gaming let's go could you tell me who drew your little character uh which one on the on the star [Music] you know what [ __ ] it okay today i'm gonna hold up you see that that's the r key okay we're gonna take that okay the r key don't mind another pillar in my trash okay it's this one is going in there okay no art today no r we're just gonna play the game it's gonna make it interesting i'm gonna do my best to make it the most shitty [ __ ] garbage run and we're gonna have a good time doing that do they share at do they okay do they at least share their uh consumables like they're another pickups good morning i guess i'll find out i'm ready for more doubter wins today i think they do oh i want to r that's that's like that item isn't even good to begin with but okay unless flushed face reminds us thank you for the tier one money polio lads thank you for the prime mike thank you for the bits uh thank you for five dollars so we have two keys one bomb two coins now let's see what happens when i switch when i flip flop okay wow we got curse of the lost two that's epic we flip now i still have this share it okay just have to flop bro can you i kind of miss having animal solo it's a good item this little [ __ ] papers that won't stay in place i think we'll go for like a mega state okay kill me all right this guy has some muffins as well does this guy have a burst right at least i haven't checked that something i have not checked the secretary of these [ __ ] oh my god there we go okay fun times i'm not gonna go shop i don't have any money [Music] yeah let's just go basically the boss ever today maybe if i feel like it i feel like the other guy should get more damage this guy well he has tears up this guy has i'll balance the items out whatever epic this character is awful but what can i do whoops this guy's like no range what the hell okay all right let's go next i mean i could clear some rooms but i could go in here with the other guy hold up maggot i don't wanna listen so hard never mind i'm gonna leave wizard thank you for the sub man let's just leave [ __ ] it this is fine i prefer this where normal jacobin is honestly good it's a good point i can teleport out of here i don't think it's a big deal to lose so hard okay i lost both anyways [Music] that's just terrible that is just awful can you die oh my god wait i want the other guy to have anyways whoa okay this is gonna take a while this is our tanky and i have low range why did he stay still he didn't move he's supposed to like go somewhere else or something regardless of engine room i guess nice thanks thanks thanks for watching there's nowhere to go what the [ __ ] thanks again okay this guy sucks isn't enough to just have the boss like does it have to be a million enemies as well based if i get it okay i thought i got it uh oh he gets the ranger that's nice he actually needs that now he has like almost not garbage range let's pick up the job on him as well because why not why not there we go was pretty good to be fair i should have picked it up on the other guys to retain like the to keep the angel chance but whatever [ __ ] at least using the chest doesn't like let's bring that there we go at least killing this just doesn't like [ __ ] up my chances holy fudge streamer labs is actually trolling me please stop the message this time could you tell me the name of the artist who did your character i i did understand your funny norwegian accent bell beeps i did man her name is belle beeps and she makes art on twitter nice money epic this is [ __ ] yikes there we go now will this be it who knows no i might have misplaced it but anyways this job is so trash oh my god oh my god man oh it couldn't be there because it was a gap i forgot about that oops oh great i thought i got hit it looks like it gets hit because it does like the crouch animation like aids stand still please thank you you [ __ ] [ __ ] i hate this guys well the other guy can have this just more attack spit um okay thanks that's not respond though can you come here thank you [Music] epic no more elite still a stretch damage this should be fine though again i don't have it like as long as it does have a isa following me i i don't really care like it's fine that's like the worst part you really didn't get it still okay well mega sitting is gonna be uh far fresh today i can tell you that drawbank can collect pickups jawbone can collapse no it can't do anything it's useless item trust me it actually can't so goodbye this character i wouldn't say is like hard but he's tedious he's tedious he's tedious as [ __ ] that's that's how i would explain it tedious [ __ ] what's the spawning flies you [ __ ] what the hell is that a new elite or something uh-huh oh we gotta blow that okay click the button holy [ __ ] snipe uh well let's get some more items i think the other guy can get it right well that was the other guy [ __ ] wait oops wrong character yikes dude okay man jesus there we go [Music] no charge for me i guess oh now there goes angel next i guess we're not the mega setting today unless it's miraculous it still happens i guess that's one of the coin okay [Music] really one of the coin this character sucks okay you gotta bait both i guess [Music] sure not 10 percent more than something i like this guy has the more items but he's like the most useless now we're gonna go balls from gaming thanks thanks thanks there it is terrible item [Music] hmm looks like that [Music] thank you game i'm gonna get the curse every floor aren't i what if i end the floor on the rock if i can't fly okay okay that it doesn't soft lock at the very least i can fly look at that cool oh right there we go speedrun strats what ugl's angel [Music] all right he can fly this character just is not fun let me tell you he's just boring he's just boring like that's it that's his like trait he's boring nice great no that didn't work out let's do another one one more hmm [Music] what could this be well if i get a bomb it's gonna be very useful if i get one oh look at that nice nice nice nice hello past the little patch she knew hello that's nice actually good item look at that you get money or the trinket that never procs that's fine too nice pretty good start honestly not bad at all i'll take one there one there nice what's this now fanny pack i don't usually like them but funny back my onslaught would just save my money but this is like plus keys no plus five keys okay get some keys now let's get that oh cool good stage duck skeleton kion [ __ ] does counterfeit penny error proc like it's supposed to like 50 chance to get another coin when you pick up coins like doesn't do anything what the [ __ ] nice best flames best flame you [ __ ] oh damn it i had that attack two okay i thought it would like spawn one like the other pennies do kind of nice want to like kill yourself thank you i got money maybe i can get something for this guy one payout good a bomb um i guess playing this character is basically like you just get bad characters just characters aren't good that's it like none of your characters are good they're all just bad if you play this guy you don't get to have a good character flip is such a long cooldown holy [ __ ] [Music] at least you get to choose named rooms always because in a room so you can just um kill the angel statue and then get the free swap if you want it there's that sure sure fine with me right done well i'm being called from oslo what the [ __ ] man hello okay thanks hello and welcome to a waste of your time stop it oh cool uh that's good wait a minute uh it's let's check both yeah let's check both okay there's no real way to know so i just had to check [Music] okay [Music] [Music] there we go i've got the goggles on though what the [ __ ] open a thing there we go okay okay dude [ __ ] off flight uh who do we give that to not sure who should have it i'll think about it oh well we're about to get into the room so i think um bomb this after range room after range room definitely i will give flight to this guy whatever [Music] i kind of wanna like clear room there we go nice [ __ ] [ __ ] there we go uh sure okay now bike house good somebody feed arm mcdonald's is [ __ ] expensive i wish i could walk out the school f f conquest just this is good um do i want to string it counterfeit penny i did the item room yeah i can't go into the yeah let's just sleep but anyways we're complaining about food price one and this give man more snooze wait did someone do that somebody feed arnold mcdonald's is [ __ ] expensive oh hey matoy thank you for the bits man sorry i didn't i'm playing a big main character okay i gotta think this room sucks man there we go there we go here we go there we go let's just [Music] so this is the guy with spending power so this guy should buy the stuff this guy should buy the things he has to keep his ballsack that's very nice now wanna you wanna die thank you thank you do you have to enter the do you have to enter the room with the character that has chaos for it to like work yes okay let's go it's not a chaos so he can fly in here and achieve nothing at all this guy teleports back to not take damage go to the item room with him then we can kind of decide when we want the chaos and one like that's actually pretty not bad smart oh we got a restock machine too well [ __ ] and okay wow kia's paying off big today boys that is actually uh coupon no i think we're gonna go for something better than that i'll keep going [ __ ] that [ __ ] we can spend some more cash and just like that we got plus damage i think i think i take it on the other guy i think i'll just invest in him and he can be like my boss layer uh first let's go in here and like trigger the thing okay he's definitely a bossler now this is like the combat combat focused character okay just like all the [ __ ] on him the other guy is utility this guy is damaged we open the room with him so we see we got the pentagram here as well okay i'm gonna siphon my [ __ ] funds for that [ __ ] i got telebombs who needs donations anyways maybe i should pick it up with the character that has the [ __ ] counterfeit penny but listen my my it's just donations who cares who cares man it's fine basically clearing this guy's gonna be terrible but anyways maybe i should just buy the pentagram on this guy you know what i'll do that [ __ ] it how about pandering on this guy he needs to he needs a little bit he needs a little bit he also has spending power he has to keep his ball sack so yeah spending money on him is probably a good idea let's do that [Music] before i yeah tower let's just check out this before we undo that [Music] some of these uh clusters here just in case okay let's get this guy some damage oh yes seven damage actually that's pretty pretty good okay nice nice nice nice he's actually kind of decent now they're both kind of decent so that's cool we take damage what the [ __ ] what the damage them i don't get it man epic epic this is really great but whatever damage of speed down the other guy can use damage actually [ __ ] base danger thanks [Music] no anyways what are the unlocks for this guy i think it has like a pretty good angel item you get like salvation what is that the beast let's do the beast [ __ ] it i want celebration celebration yes great how are you supposed to do this room actually but it's flight holy [ __ ] oh my god dude the other guy can take that i'll be back because he's gonna dead okay [ __ ] happy custom all right [Music] oh okay of course oh okay nice oh yes which is the character with no aoe when i have the millions of enemies thanks what's this funny pill oh great that's that's fantastic nice no bossers i guess i already teleported dps just got hopped nice why do i keep getting this enemy with this guy man holy [ __ ] oh base flame thank you carrie uh nice nice great i love this character yes oh okay well it did the poison did something at least there's that can you just stand still bad oh the other one has chaos though i won't matter i almost made a mistake almost something i generally don't do make mistakes now see we can re-roll that that's fine we got brimstone we could bring something for the other guy that's fine and i think he might just get leviathan now because he has the no i split him up i had a pentagon anyways that's nice to have though i'll read the spider sack too yeah when the time comes i finally get to clear this with ladder holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] pickaxe uh no we actually get chance for that problem good to know clear one more room and going to the shop and buy something nice why isn't the pickaxe charging okay is there anything that makes this guy's boners just random i still don't know but it's like it keeps [ __ ] up random okay pickaxe would get recharged when they enter the next stage uh the pickaxe recharges once per floor so if i beat the boss with this guy and leave the floor with other gun then the other guy will get his pick back so his pickaxe back and i can recharge it so that's fine what are you coming back okay he can have that that is fine and we go down now we got to pick us back epic nice okay [Music] work work thank you what is that glass cannon is that rock bottom is that rock bottom is that a bottom rock good on the other guy because he will change items all the time so he will just keep the stats and [ __ ] so i'm gonna i'm gonna be i'm gonna give it to him it makes him very strong before that we're gonna play some minecraft there's a minecraft [Music] now we only get plus damage look at that and plus attack speed as well shot speed plus bill until we switch this guy and it's all over i guess oh you can't do it you can't re-roll it i guess i'll have to find another use item for this guy it's kind of weird oops fix the game edmund it's pretty strong though he's kind of strong right now oh um i guess you can make that this guy has enough damage let's get the thing on the other guy let's buy the head on him cricket's head to make him a bit to make him scale a bit better that's 13. and he gets more from buying stuff so the more he buys the stronger he gets you know just buy some [ __ ] all right yeah that's good now he can kind of carry some weight because of that keeper sec is helping him a lot he'd be helping him out it's helping him out man the hermit well let's put it in the food i can waste a bomb that's fine and the key i'm not about [ __ ] hello oh hello the hello well it's chaos item pool but yeah let's see oh yeah i know wait let's give this card to the other guy yeah pick this up pick that up and then switch character use the reverse moon on him and it's all good man [Music] this guy isn't useless anymore look at that he can actually do damage sick i picked up the reverse moon on this guy he goes to the engine room he gets angel pool like them because he doesn't have chaos man look at that book of virtus yes i think i will actually [Music] did he leave behind an item no he didn't have your side him today [ __ ] oh booker fortress isn't technically used i see with this guy getting wisps temperance we have the boss let's just go get that epic one more swap nice run this could just get [ __ ] whisper by default what the hell i like this version they're fast don't waste too much time how is it last seems like you're enjoying this extra mental work actually uh sometimes you can have things to happen for you that makes it not eight if you're very lucky and get rock bottom on chaos in a claw machine sometimes you know it yeah it can kind of work out but usually doesn't let's drop the card here [Music] okay i didn't actually need that but i could actually hold two cards what am i doing yikes dude uh let's uh take the negative i guess and go uh [Music] beast yeah [Music] epic it's blind epic the wisps of this isn't that good but whatever dogs in space perfect there are chaos items i wonder what it will be boys i wonder what it will be well this guy has the money so beast oh let's re-roll it finally more minecraft no more minecraft okay oh get me out [Music] okay decent character get this guy in the puzzle room that's pretty nice he's getting wisps for free i like it epic uh whatever i only got use it once [ __ ] there's creeper oh this it's my creep it's my crib what am i talking talking about this isn't anime creep it's oh you mine i can't blow myself go [ __ ] that morning boys he's stripping stop it man [ __ ] off good watch my other guy ah spent it it's gone just get over it maybe that's the other guy so he doesn't die or something i'll be stupid like an idiot i think big brain ghosts [ __ ] off yoker for sure purgatory for for real i love that purgatory isn't that good it's purgatory it's fine but well on the guy with 19 damage it's actually probably pretty decent okay nice really good item purgatory is good yeah i like it i think it's a fine item that's yup no problem with that update i walked out the school i got the mcdonald's and i got tackled by security because i had no id cheering from the security office okay enjoy your mcdonald's list i once bought pizza to school and had to eat it outside but it was worth it as a pro tip don't use purgatory just don't there we go now we're good yeah we're fine he's got to kick he's gonna use a little bit more attack spit a little bit no troll face what's that fool uh pretty good synergy i gotta say stop pushing oh no no the instant across the game [ __ ] why did they do that jesus okay don't step on them just don't step on them you gotta not step on the purgatories okay hey guys i work as a security officer in a school and this neckbeard man child just ran in with some cds so i tackled the [ __ ] fun day in the office i'm not gonna step on them that's gonna be there's a other challenge okay there's no tainted uh eso but we do have a tainted purgatory okay don't step on those make sure i don't step on that [ __ ] thank you edmund admin my beloved what is this spawn right next to oh it didn't break the game okay huh yes this epic oh this is not this is bad this guy sucks this guy's stop doing that stop oh [ __ ] that's a big boy this is also nice wait what what all right kitty [ __ ] kitty time to get some holy [ __ ] saving i'm saving flip yeah okay also saving sus because that heals me well the final boss will switch between characters i just realized because there are room chargers you get charges yeah it won't work that's my balls i guess i'll just uh just this guy for dogma and then my bad dogma pestilence rage death i'll have to swipe it up once dogma balls true i stepped i didn't see the crack i didn't i didn't even see the crack i didn't see the correct dude [ __ ] actually didn't see it i wonder why it crashes because it doesn't it doesn't like consistently crash the game sometimes you crash the game sometimes it doesn't crash the game like it doesn't doesn't make sense man [Music] i'll try will you [ __ ] okay no stepping on the there we [ __ ] what'd he get can i get like one good uh please you die you [ __ ] you sucker didn't step on it didn't step on it oh [ __ ] thank you for the subscription what shave the mustache no there's the purgatory it's in the middle it's safe i'm like oh dude epic [ __ ] angel item that's great and it just ends up griefing my game what the hell man [ __ ] you no more mogus and there it is [Music] at least we start with the dogma on this guys i don't have to use a swap for that all right foreign right next date mercy stop making me move into it man stop it now we did it okay we're still now we're about about one now rex but it does have decent damage but yikes oh this can't take a while this is like the arguably the easiest one so this part it might be sometimes but should be fine [Music] there we go oh i stepped on it [ __ ] do we keep the laser on the other now it didn't oh we got a trinket what the [ __ ] um what he turned around oh oh oh my god what the hell what's the gift crashing all the time what i i he this guy doesn't even have the [ __ ] uh purgatory what the [ __ ] man batman [Music] i don't get it man edmund mcmillan you later you made a [ __ ] of peace with your trash isaac it's [ __ ] bad this trash game i will become back my money i hope you will in your next time a cow on a trash farm you sucker oh wow we're mobs i can't believe it [Music] all right we get to retry if a ghost is summoned and explodes while the character who doesn't have the item is in control it will crash is that it oh because it's exactly always when it like yeah i get it that makes sense just want to use another i skipped i [ __ ] towards that but he got more stats now because of the poop that's nice impurity and impurity and impurity pop high hello oh it pops on to thank you i'm gonna just focus on not dying right now that's the plan but last time i didn't use a purgatory when i crashed last time so that doesn't make any sense [Music] not in my mind anyway the purgatory is still there this purgatory doesn't disappear that's why it doesn't disappear if i step on it i crash instantly so there's a there's like there's a challenge of playing this character and also that if i step on the that part of the screen i just die i understand now there's this is it's alright [ __ ] i all of this guy left so it's fine wait flip now we're good okay that's what grenades though i have to avoid the [ __ ] boogie game trash isaac there we go and that's really of course we're to finish the boss with a mogus i didn't get it [ __ ] there we go we got him oh even with all the crashes we still got salvation i think believers any believers so that's one mark on this piece of [ __ ] there's that um i didn't like it i didn't like playing that thing that's that quote-unquote character what does that item do i have no idea someone in chat still was good also it's an angel pool item so i kind of wanted it uh so we need now well the judgement card is pretty good we could just need could just need the last need hello epic we'll do a re-implementation of the rk d6 that's uh it's okay much better in the in the base game tears up sure do i go for this though ah battery in the shop check the infinity check it's a time hmm okay now that who do i give it who do i give it to let's do it in this case so we can like equalize the damage a bit he gets a full hill as well so oh okay we're just instantly uh yeah but now they both have like decent damage so that's that's good okay dude holy [ __ ] they jumped so far the infinity is probably the best item in the game for this like d20 is good and all but this is d1 as well so it's just so much more options i hate that it's like stops from attacking when you like start super annoying my lord am i gonna [ __ ] use this yeah i am couldn't be i should have used iframes to break it to like break the thing well i guess the doubters that is when yeah only three damage on one guy was annoying do something or until you find another one that's all good don't worry about it phd twice if you can get pg twice then you can also get the the infinity twice so you know this [ __ ] again let's just do the best before we before you even see the items not that much i'm gonna get that i'm gonna get that card man hmm you want to stop oh whoops it's decent damage i guess these are good okay what have you done we're not locked in until life i go into the floor too that's usual well i know when i started the thing when i clicked the button to start a wave then we're locked in then the bat starts till down i'm just gonna be pressing r well i can check the item i guess for free all right still bad anyways it's so much more efficient or we should just check the shop because like if the shop isn't good then what do you what are you really saving money for well that's actually pretty nice pretty good for sneak mod and a cheap key okay look at the range aura epic okay what if we change that attack speed i guess i could maybe do this nah i don't want to lock in the run like that okay that's older than r that's the real yeah yeah really the mr doctor yeah really yep definitely really i'm just going to let you win the tasty we're going to get something good i think on this guy i'm just going to try to greed break i'm just going to break it because i don't i don't like playing him so if i can just like get it over with fast i'll do that so i'll just are until i get degree break and then we're good [Music] i mean why wouldn't i give me a five points check that one out thank you okay um that mustache makes you look like one of those don't talk to strangers poster in my city police department no offense that that is uh acceptable i am willing to do a run for that i didn't know those burdens happened it really shits like this is a very bad start in terms of like items but with with within with a potential echo chamber you know i i see the potential it's just gonna be really hard to get it it's gonna be really difficult to get it and then i also have to find cards and pills which doesn't really show up that often here i guess no the shops can have them so i'm gonna have to fight for it that's for sure but i'm going to do that if he didn't have a stupid animation this would be fine oh i'm so glad that didn't hit me this animation sucks you already are pressed on time to finish these levels but with that it's just more aids so here you could like you can pre-fire where you know the enemies are gonna spawn but now we can't do that because i get the funny animation every time i [ __ ] switch but it's part of the game xd i like how that elite always aims at you it seems to be random but that's just a ruse it doesn't actually random deliberately be hit for you so far this is very mild like some flies and whatnot i've been taking damage like i guess i guess even if you have [ __ ] items like a health up then you can you can kind of make do if the waves aren't that terrible and you don't get many elites it's probably fine and this was a very easy proceeds to get hit by a regular fly by the way but it's a tip for real that was like a very very mild uh like floor one if we got this on the previous room with the dt whatever then yeah that would have been easy uh hey let's just go now we can afford a chamber oh this might take a while but it's fine i want to get the duke david duke there we go one more flies i think echo chamber should be good for green breaking i haven't actually done it before like because when the [ __ ] do you get echo chamber in the shop like i don't know if that's gonna it's it if i get shops with cards then yes it can potentially be like one two of diamonds and it's over until diamonds is over [Music] and even and like even easier than you know if you have a d1 uh the uh two of diamonds is already like a lot to ask for ingredient but yeah if you do find one of them then like it's it's over so i think uh this guy i guess the echo chamber um yeah why not thank you sure that's it this is one guy chicken strips i don't think some modern makers realize that sound effects are reused in a lot of cases like this might not be they might be liking some critical information here but um we've got the ancient transom point uh for the next floor uh there's no key on sale here every floor will have a key on the shop so oh we gotta buy one for that room though i guess that was not worth it but no that will eat that will it money so we're not gonna give it and just leave it alone he will let's read my money so that's absolutely not worth it [Music] that right there that's what i'd like to see that's what i like to see that is very that i'm not gonna complain about that one let me get some tears up for this guy that's nice still [ __ ] damage but uh yeah i'll be pogalbi pogalbi pogalbi pogalbi pogalbi pogo we still need to get those 15 coins first before anything remarkable can happen i guess so wish me luck mushrooms i didn't expect that that's not too bad it wasn't good darkness i'm getting overwhelmed [ __ ] this is the worst elite you can have in this mod fix this all so much i got so many enemies to take forever to kill these guys take for every kill the elderly takes forever to kill this guy takes forever to kill and he's also an elite that's listen to two so there's no point in focusing him like that was i was just i was just not a [ __ ] hand right there okay i'm gonna go for it yeah i'll just have to go for it so the next one are that as cancer okay two bosses should revert us back to this guy again when we're done so and it should give it a ton of money for the booster pack so let's just pop her bastard yikes can you blow them up this this is not good that's like my nice favorite boss ever this is really bad before i even walk they like preemptively attack i can't i just can't i don't have enough damage for it why was my keyboard working now yeah we're definitely just gonna break like if i got something like this with it it would be nice but yeah can't have it agree this sleeper but we gotta do it it's gotta be done no way around that there it is no there is a doors box there for one key but still costs him in one key it's actually these this could like carry me flip between death and death yep computer i think what's up man okay i thought i could gets a bit sneaky there but two coins all right the thing is there so there's potential tears up i mean not and then we also rely on explorer having batteries in the shop which is like probably not going to happen but this guy might drop a key do we have a key i wanted to send more bombs on some money that's good let's try this good this guy's getting a little bit low but i should be fine unless i get hit by an elite i suppose which clearly won't happen so really dude i could attack because i got the [ __ ] animation again [Music] let's go says miss game over one more okay let's pick up this there we go there we go place base base waste nice okay [Music] okay realize for some money thank you do i care about angel deals or devil is no i don't actually doesn't matter it's not worth the risk right now they don't actually matter at all okay not the best luck but d6 no restock no uh battery in shop that's not good we'll have to try and explore and just cope with this one thanks all right we're just gonna play this level hope i don't die actually okay we did man it's not going well so far like four release like all one shot best character no no no again again if i battery first floors maybe yeah if it did it would have worked because then i had like some pretty decent stuff in there the first rear was good so it could have worked but i mean no go take in and use clicker okay wait can you just do that is that is taking is things that came into clicker like just a free win but then you can you can't use the clicker again so you get a random character right if you just get a random character then back but like isn't that uh you you will have to make the clicker make him broken then just hope that you get this character like that's just too tedious way to do this that's pretty tedious you keep the clicker you don't keep i don't think you do i think it's like a one time for sure you're gonna craft craft 10 eden's blessings and hope you get wait can you do that can you adjust more than ten really okay normal or untainted cane [Music] all right boys bag of crafting recipes mm-hmm birthright is what again don't be mad doubters don't be mad i found a strategy to beat the game just don't be mad i'm not gonna click or i'm just gonna die when i have 10 eden's blessings on the this guy it's fine there's the raspberries the coins coin coin coin heart bomb solar solar all right just until we get that coin now is there easy way to build birthright i heard it wasn't like an easy recipe you need one pill it seems the week has gotten such a [ __ ] layout now man the wikileaks is actual garbage right now [ __ ] this content is amazing keep up the good work my man there's either a card or a pillow and you can make birth right so you gotta make that for this guy uh i can do like cursing silly get a pill take the rest from there you'll only get the items on the live lazarus yeah but that's still a lot of items to just clear the floor you know goddamn golden bomb okay doubters being mauled is good content trudeau true or black heart i was swimming for a skeleton but does anyone require black hearts no they don't careless are that go greater than make steam sales what do you need for steam set again hold up my browser's really lagging from this something has happened to the wiki it's like super laggy now it's so bad it used to be like fine but now it's [ __ ] garbage the engine the wiki builders on is asked us yeah i mean it had to be something like that steve said the recipes are like loading in like a [ __ ] uh picture in windows xp coin coin coin heart key kiki bomb oh that's like super easy let's just agree with this guy [Music] let's just r until we get it there we go four coins one heart two keys and a bomb [Music] hmm but then you gotta get the rest of this [ __ ] all right yeah that was i just need a heart if i get hot now it's all good i'm just gonna drop a heart no well i could have used the oh if you just use the other key the key you get from this [ __ ] to go to the other item you get twice the items that's smart alternatively how did you get three items for that [Music] there we go i have one one here next okay i think it's faster just make birthright because all you need is a pill and then you get like twice the items [Music] you start with okay do you he starts with a [ __ ] key he spawns with a key what how was i supposed to know that the [ __ ] now we'll just do the birthright literally it's the easiest [ __ ] thing in the world it's the easiest thing in the world i wonder if i do this and like the item we get is garbage like what that would be so scuffed was that three coins four bombs oh it's four bombs in the pillow so we're just going to kill him one of these that's epic it should be fine no pills cheating my god no i don't believe it is sitting actually uh-huh now we just need some bumps well you can't actually yeah i can't really buy that can you i'm sure the boss will drop one maybe this room hello you wanna open this chest for me my friend come here not this way there we go there's a bomb i need one more actually nobody one more bomb if you guys are lying to me and the thing doesn't actually stack i'm gonna be so [ __ ] mad if eden's listen does not suck there we go all right is that except the 10 all right should be good next up hmm [Music] i have an idea oh the list is still loading let's just go around a bit until it [ __ ] finishes loading this [ __ ] game tremendous yeah burst like this is very good in this guy it's like the optimal way of doing it you just get burst right first and uh it's just a free win because you get like double the items from pedestals and you just have much more to work with i could have sworn birthright this easter to make before though like you just need a bunch of hearts or was that something else well that was that was red steve we need three keys a bunch of coins i'm also that here actually yeah now we need a skeleton just let's kill it now if we can buy an item to maybe get some more things did not get skeleton heart all right some resources wouldn't hurt yep this [ __ ] this card oh i remember why i didn't want to play this character before i i didn't do this guy on stream and there's there's a reason for it holy [ __ ] oh thanks let's just uh yeah [ __ ] that is your brain and michael's true i think what i used to do on this guy is just or until i get a skeleton heart so once you get that i mean they're so [ __ ] rare like they never appear they really don't maybe i can't really rely on that because they're so [ __ ] rare i gotta do another strat and how do you make soul of uh or eden's blessing the recipes are loading so [ __ ] slow man it coin's a secret room [Music] i don't know if it's going to be um be doable really like in a nor you know sensible amount of time especially when the wiki has went as well as this the wiki is loading like super slow man you want to see how bad the wikis this is what i'm looking at look it's before it was just like like that like that's how fast it was but now it's like super slow it's blessing is easy to make all you need is the pill and some nickels should be fine is platinum guard wiki does that like crafting where's the crafting section on this wiki [Music] oh there we go okay that's it it loads instantly holy [ __ ] but it's separated in pages okay do we do that it's it's like uh it's gonna take a while to get um it's gonna take like probably like an hour to get the 10 items and then no this is actually going to take longer it's actually going to take longer and there's ring and playing the [ __ ] game yeah let's just let's just play i can do it off stream or something but doing it on stream will be two tedious like auring right now is serious enough honestly need bonus you can generate a room pool drops by crafting an active item over another active item love your stuff man generous activator active item over activate them in a secret room for a boneheart that's actually smart because you need a secret from item to get about to get a bone heart with a boner you can make your rock bottom which bottom you can break the game okay you're giving me ideas chat what's the easiest active item to make slot machine can you make two slot machines which is a bunch of coins i can probably do that are we back to cheating [Music] cheating time all right take the bomb make a bunch of keys gotta find a secret drum and then make two should i make the birthright first maybe we're trying to get more loots let me get more [ __ ] from everything yeah so the plan is first we make first make birthright which is relatively simple it's just uh four bombs three keys and a pill and then we make go to go down our floor we make the uh jackpot twice do you need to reroll the item in the uh do you need to reroll it in the in the secret room to get secret drum drops like you you desex it into a secret room item okay so we need a d6 wait wait we need to make a d6 which is acquired with soul hearts oh that one's kind of mean though we could make a really easy eternal d6 yeah let's do that it only six four hearts two hearts and a bunch of keys all right so we're going for a um salvage so we're just gonna get some pills that's easy enough when you craft over it treats that's picking up that item in that room okay okay so we just get the burst right down and then to uh jackpots or like slot machines this might get this might actually give us no it gives rottens nevermind for me okay bone heart 4 coins and 3 keys [Music] i don't know the trick is i don't need three keys tricky somebody goes rock bottom chat are you crying right now [Music] so just need a couple of keys now three keys that is all thank you for subscribing unlucky on the case today i've completely given up on lazarus the only way to do it is to just do this [ __ ] it honestly done this for jacob as well skeleman thank you for the gift time for the gifts again skull man no case cringe this might be one all right thank you two more we do need a secret style so i need a bomb at least do i need two bombs i don't know probably not okay yikes i don't care about heaven can i get some keys man holy [ __ ] oh man isn't lucky i guess the item the item should give two keys okay it's not unlikely i guess i guess it's kind of unlikely okay [Music] skull man thank you for gifts man again okay that's good to have for my uh if i reopen the keys display so i can use that pill for birthright i could just pick it up okay one one key from design room that's all i want thank you okay so uh we take that key into the uh i'm gonna remove this bumps rock bottom required put the pill in the bag and we're gonna make back what was threats to you again scalman really out here providing for the cooking stream streak456 keybomb i can do that later true it's getting close actually yeah it's open okay nevermind nevermind nevermind i pick up the coins we need a key and a bomb and uh and a bunch of coins don't try to get i'm gonna try getting that then we get red stew and we have all the damage we need for us to run that's all i'm gonna do here i think there could be something in the secret room here i mean i have bombs for it unfortunate might help there's the key right okay never mind i thought some somehow i thought about shop but i guess not but yeah now four more coins and we got the red stew which means they'll have like 20 damage or something which is pretty neat i've got an easy bar so that's that's good by the way mr streamer have you thought of what you'll be cooking for us hmm wait have you thought yeah i know i know i have a i have it set up it's ready to go i just gotta get the camera i guess thanks it's just being an [ __ ] today that's good that sounds good goodbye okay it's all for thank you for the prime man there might be nothing on sales i'm gonna check out the shop just in case there's a pill might be coins in this one we're gonna blow this up and get the last money let's do 18 damage now that's good now birthright that was the pill uh pill and four bumps and three coins two more bombs and we got it bring a card with me i could make soil milk with this i'm so close to having birth right like the items i had now was basically just free birth right so i want to get it as early as possible so i can just make it make the most out of everything you know hearts are good for soy milk i'm pretty sure before i get this item i might be able to get to those two coins i'm gonna get the coins first if i can [Music] no was it two bombs actually it might be two bombs it was actually bombs what do you know [Music] do a little bit of rigging just a little bit [Music] now we get way more [ __ ] and next up we're just going to do soy milk or tartar thought [Music] 5 3 bombs is the easiest recipe let me show this more or less set i'll now put it i'll leave the key there just in case so it's five hearts yeah i actually just need one more heart no one more one more bump coin there bomb all right please thank you [Music] okay now we can look into making the coin [ __ ] [Music] now i know it's not making the blessings i think uh so we need uh yeah just like 12 coins that's all we need really let's make some random garbage in the meantime skeleman thank you for the gift so man [Music] this boy was gonna go bye-bye i guess that's the first one nice one one down and if we get um and just to get some [ __ ] doesn't just make some filler items sometimes that will just give you some random [ __ ] just in case take damage like if i can get a health bite from this garbage and that would be nice refund or payout you guys are so mold actually so unbelievably mold the plastic finishing everhead i have plans to finish it i do actually i'm sure maybe i kept the pump so i can seekers room now i can just secret room if we can find it [Music] this should be cleared but i only have rock bottom what am i doing because that works you can't do that all right but uh okay so we know how to do that now i can make echo chamber just for for fun but now we should look into making eden's blessing which is a black heart or nickel and a pill coin coin nickel nick and nickel [ __ ] licking nickel i don't like nickel it's this risky word one prince my spinach nation and your career is gone eternal hearts swallowed blackheart um so there's so lots of eternal lords i guess if i go into an angel room and craft straight there i should be fine let's just make echo chamber because why not now we need to start our timer good yeah let's uh dick and craft this thing because i can okay just need some solar now one sword and we got um echo chamber who's to nickels i would want to save for my my eden's blessing that's gonna get a solar now okay let's get to that there we go all right now that's done now we can make the thing and for that we need a solar black card a card and three keys to hearts alright good morning gamer good morning have any cards here no all right whoops let me do that i do need three keys for this and now i need um one heart a black heart blackouts i can get from devilis i think kind of rare it's gonna be tough to make all of this don't need a card the cursor might have it yeah if i'm like if i'm that lucky holy [ __ ] that'd be great we're just gonna keep making that thing and then we're good what the heck we might have it no it's rotten hearts of course i think the most consistent recipe would be the one that's like two coins uh one two three four five nickels and a pill like i i i'm that might be it i mean in the end it all comes down to rng but yeah how's the run going well it hasn't started yet but we'll get there i'll just take them that will get the black cart at this stage the other one only requires a pill someone i'm gonna just bring a pill with me so when i can do it if i want to later i'm just coping with the fact that oh there's the card [Music] if i didn't take those two nickels then i could actually have made it here almost yeah actually i could i could i'm gonna see if i can make a black heart get a black card somewhere skull man thank you for the sub man yeah no black cards are rare to come by man i could do that yeah that might happen i guess let's go next craft door i could grab the orc by me this is very nice good for this guy oh that's not the hard thing though i have a black one well it's gonna be my room to come back to when we spend two hours on this run black okay so crafty20 what's in it for that hard hard kick sort of sword kiki okay actually i can almost i almost have that actually let's drop the pill heart heart check so large swords i can replace the key with a soul heart [Music] okay so since we have a golden bomber i'm going to use that recipe first [Music] uh kiki and now we only need a card i believe one coin check check check yeah there's a card [ __ ] [ __ ] off first one down first one down all right this is like we're agreed breaking before even entering greed this is great i love it one nickel three nickels pick up that good to have for great breaking thank you uh let's see the first recipe will take two coins i'm gonna need one pill as well which i'm gonna put right here and then now we need two nickels good i'm gonna pick up the pill because we're gonna need more pills later thanks that was a close chest never mind let's get some battery charges put the pill out here how do you know eden's blessing item will be good i don't however what i do know is that if i stack 10 of them i love 10 starting items instead of dog [ __ ] might be garbers might not be garbage who knows okay let's go oh nicholas we got battery so it's fine and chests does the lucky one to it that's fine don't care nice one more there it is two [Music] two now and we're gonna get 10. doesn't work anymore it only gives you one item wait did chat actually throw me with this let's just take it out no it says here on the on wiki it stacks up to 10 times that was a lie uh okay so the easiest one i could be nickels but if i get the blackheart and sword blackheart is also good it's gonna blow up like a lot of skulls if you find them thanks alternatively alternatively yeah hold up i like this music more that's also nice to have uh i could get like the battery thing like the 48 down our energy i'm gonna try to get that tears up another thing that can affect it is dark backer beggar can't [ __ ] me up because he will pick up items i don't want to pick up leaving me with less things to re-roll so i want to avoid that if possible brute forcing a game breakdown is it's actually kind of fun it's it's not i think it's kind of fun it's it's i haven't done that before i'm fine with it what items make me charge faster what could that be i'm gonna make a bunch of [ __ ] and hopefully get some heart up it would be nice to just have some health just in case this one blackheart let's re-roll craft super bandage i can do that but now i'm gonna re-roll one more time and see what happens maybe i'll get a good pill maybe you know anything can happen on this next reroll cards oh er era walk is good to have on the echo chamber queue tears up you can see forever the emperor upside down and i want that go spades i put some things in the queue [Music] [Music] wow [Music] let's see there's no recipes with eternal hearts okay no that doesn't exist you can you need a black heart strictly but there's two nickels here just grab some random [ __ ] okay i could make mr doll or dolly doll is kind of a [ __ ] to make though you need two soul arts but i can get that to those two swords now i left two swords good if she gives me a um i think i need it got one back to eden's blessing now we need a sword three keys oops it's actually hard so that's fine i always need a sword we would respond to solar checks there it is solar now and then we need um we need a car now but we're not gonna get that here are we [Music] so tears doesn't do anything anymore apparently oh that's actually very nice it continues it continues faster that will make it larger nothing i need here there's the card just so hard what are they all right a key i wrote i overwrote the black heart i'm done i always wrote the [ __ ] black heart are you kidding me there's two diamonds there though spawns two sword hearts that's good to have there's a black heart don't worry boys i don't exactly what i'm doing all right now we have one too many of soul heart means i gotta drop this [ __ ] outside this card so i can never get there put myself precisely over here get the blessing three now boys three three we're getting there we just need a black card every time i gotta find an easy way to get that the easiest way to get a black card in this guy do we just make miss drawlers or miss dollies black carded iron room i do okay so we need um three keys two hearts i don't need that coin between this solar now is a card which is all are done and now we need to replace a sword with a black heart one more four items now okay getting there getting there if i spawn a double beggar i can use him for easy blackhearts just for future reference i guess i'm just gonna take this away now and go to another place um just move one more to run i might as well give my donation machine sonic is like that that thing has been scuffed for a long time there we go all right we'll be 10 because then we start next uh lesser zombie 10 items that's why you could attempt the nickel one does not use soul arts or eternals i'm pretty sure okay yeah i could actually get a charge from doing this [Music] at that wild card there it is okay infinite now infinite now we are good forever i can really then get every item in the game finally that took forever um [Music] so next order of business would be let's see i could just try to spawn a devil beggar but that would be kind of aids let's open a chest and reel so blackhearts you just pop a higher fund for a good effort now we get um we get bonehearts 2 so we get that covered why did you use a wild card what did you not use well colleagues i don't want to have it i don't want to have like more complication in my queue when doing stuff like this it's good to keep this the the echo chamber queue simple you want to keep it simple because it's already a mind [ __ ] to do all this [ __ ] give me a good thing [ __ ] it um it's actually blackhearts how can i how can i just like they just keep making dollies i mean it's it needs nickels bomb soul arts well i can make it sort of release now so let's get i guess a little solar recipe two of those a card pill still is nicholas uh three sword hearts one money one more soul heart and then the lastly we need um a key there's a key that's not what i wanted there's a pill in the queue that's not supposed to be there there we go we didn't even get it ah we didn't even get it we didn't even get it [ __ ] what's the most consistent way to get black hearts it's do we just make a dark beggar is that what we gotta do well i can do the gold bomb recipe for yeah hidden soul gold bomb needs card pill yeah it's actually the simplest one if you just get a gold one then the shit's simple card one bomb two soul hearts this one and three keys this was there we go some keys i picked up an extra thing what are they what do they [ __ ] up it overwrote the gold one dude i'm actually done well i kind of want this one this is stellar content boys it's such an aids recipe even so it's what's the easiest one to make it's the i guess it's the nicholson pills that's it it doesn't require blackheart it's only nicholas it's like a grind to get but it's like it's definitely the easiest one it's just it's just a bit it's a little bit grindy and literally now we just need a bunch of nickels there's one a range is so like your range scales with your your like that grabber range which scales with your [ __ ] thing anyways nothing hello albino have you heard of our lord and savior making a dark bum to give you black hearts queen of hearts yeah maybe i should maybe i should oh i could just grind nickels xd yeah [ __ ] off there's a gordon bomb but i need nickels right now there's one five hidden souls boys i don't know how long this has taken how long for it's been it's literally gonna take an hour to do this it's literally gonna take an hour or all this to just like maybe rig one run if you get 10 good items it might happen it might listen it okay listen to your chat please i cannot cope my hairline is absolutely wrecked okay wait wait wait wait okay dark bum what do you need for it you need a gold bomb for it or a bunch of sword hearts but we can make it so large easy so i burnt two keys and a bunch of sword arts just clap oh yes i was gonna get the swords man but yes let's fart give me the soul arch one more two more actually first one my sister it's all of the forgotten i don't want that to make you genuinely don't oh nice we got two of them tremendous there are some swords there we go it was actually that easy it was actually the city it was literally that easy that was all i had to do [Music] pills is my cards too he does he does everything for me everything i need he makes holy [ __ ] this guy's based uh do i do it oh my god i'm sure the game will explode if i do it no i don't want to do it i'll just make things okay six we're at six now i'm not gonna jarrow and now we need some keys and some hearts no you [ __ ] one key okay wait there was only two it was tricky so now we need to replace the pill with a uh heart like seven three more three more three more okay keeps stealing now which is a bit annoying it's a little bit annoying but what can you do because i still do need them that's all i need now we need a card thank you and we need um yeah one more key now we're not gonna [ __ ] jarrah spawn two solos real bloodshed another one eight [Music] car done [Music] even more attack speed it's a genuinely [ __ ] lace right now doing this to rig a run that's that's all i'm doing that's literally it just rig one run that's it let's rig one [ __ ] run jesus christ was the two i needed won't hurt too much but we can get some keys probably with this you need to stop that [ __ ] right now i just want to get my key [ __ ] off what what's hitting me eight one two four five six seven eight okay two more uh [ __ ] well they're mine now it's soul hearts now we need to replace the hearts keys perfect nine one more can you [ __ ] off count the items you absolute donkey of a man one two three four five six seven eight nine i have ten i have ten i have ten okay anyways i didn't see the bottom ones because we can just finish the run well it would be funny to just finish just you know play with this a bit see how it goes let's make a quad shot mutant spider okay it's actually very easy to make apparently okay we need two red hearts three bombs we got that we needed that three soul hearts three bombs and two hearts getting the heart is gonna be eight with this guy around but whatever i'm literally pushing away the spikes with this great oh boy you [ __ ] you absolute [ __ ] [Music] i guess i'll just do the re-roll or find a car or something all right don't you [ __ ] no solo you want to place a heart with this there we go two hearts we gotta replace the key now with the soul heart let's make some soul ups mutant spider yet that's more like it all right let's just finish a good run like this see what happens i can't be asked to get more items than this it's it's just it's just there's no point everything's going to die instantly how do i get cursed last night money power oh no it's not gonna make up it's not gonna make up for the um it's not gonna make up for uh the loss of steve so it's not it's not worth so that's pointless 99 coins i i can't be asked the run is already over we're gonna go the point of this wasn't like we're just gonna do we're gonna retain the last remember that was the point poor boss okay wake up oh my god where's the [ __ ] boss man there we go and we've got quartz shots so every damage we get now is gonna be a subpar you want to have soy milk already so like we're just not going to get make that damage back like efficiently at all if you want to do like a max damage build you'd have to get soy milk last you get like polyphemus and uh what's it called uh cricket's head and all that stuff craft click your maggot you think that will work but it's like random you don't even keep the item do you you keep it you keep clicker all right how do you make clicker let me read them clicker actually i've never used clicker before clicker can transform only isaac into characters that have already been unlocked along with dark judas blah blah or counter a separate from blah blah removes the last item collected doing nothing clicker also the changes of the new character are applied nah ah that's that's true i can do that i can do this chase but i don't want this [ __ ] [ __ ] here we're going to play last weekend a bit i could just kill myself right we gotta finish the run wait eden's blessing i finished run okay that's what i'm talking about let's see myself this isn't a run though this is not the run if i finish this one doesn't count believe there's no point if i finish this round it has to be the last run so it's gonna be the eden run man or uh i mean the lazarus imagine i picked like the wrong character all right i i mean uh i i i don't like delirium i don't like him so we might as well just kill him as well we might as well kill daryum you know what i i want to just see him suffer why not why not this character is a chore to play man holy [ __ ] albino people what punching tears see them oh we can make that dude that would be funny that'll be funny punching tears what is it called again uh what's this called again [Music] knockout oh it's kind of easy to make but i can make it who just gives me one card it should be good thank you you [ __ ] oops oh [ __ ] i used to i used oh no i used the wrong thing okay you know what it's over then never mind we're not making it i clicked the wrong button if knuckle drops would be funny but you know what i'm not going to go through all that effort now i figure i'm already having a headache and playing this [ __ ] so we're just going to go ahead and get it over with all the bosses are down there with all oh no [Music] x yikes it wasn't him don't care don't care don't care don't care wake up don't care don't care what the [ __ ] is it actually the last one oh the [ __ ] there you are it's not taking too much damage whatsoever be like i'm gonna die no there we go there it is okay now we finished the run now we started tainted lazarus in greed mode where's this [ __ ] lazarus okay we go snead here we go what items do we get lusty blood crease effect incubus smart for this guy okay if i don't win this uh holy [ __ ] i've spent an hour setting up this run an hour setting up this [ __ ] a whole [ __ ] hour [Music] so i better [ __ ] beat it [Music] like if i ruin this this rocket surely it won't surely i'll beat it right like if i rig it this hard preempt like before going and adapters has to be imagine doubting and i spent an hour setting up a rigged run oh my god oh my lord seething [Music] seething actually you're inking your mono right now didn't get too much money actually if i get a bomb i can get the meat cube but is the meat could be worth first five five coins i don't think so skull man thank you for the gift dude um tears up damage down i don't really want that i will wear a key though to just go in onto the to the other item see what we get okay and one second we're open there we go that's it just make a devil deal happen this was fortunately a very easy boss i don't need to like use the splitter for like swapper for this no archie needed actually skull man thank you for the servant 18th thanks dude yeah i think i'll only use that swap when i absolutely need it only for like emergencies or something all right okay none of these are really worth my money so we're just gonna not go with them i said we're gonna go next if you really want to cheese sweeter you can just make tea less player one on saturday game player two yeah you can that's like that's i mean i guess i guess you can do that like sure but yeah oh that's actually very good that's not so good but i'm actually not sure how i should go about this should i give it to i'm gonna be spending most time in the other character that's for sure oh god okay the weak one i think the thing is that i want i want to give it to him for like um one floor and the next use up time i will switch and give it to the other guy that's i think it's the play here but that's then i need to find another use item to like swap it but yeah this guy needs survivability for sure it's over hearts he got the heart nice they also got one damage that's nice i don't want him to be completely useless okay definitely don't want that okay he's he got the damage but his attack speed went way down but he got health and that's like most important i think nice yikes we've got a pretty easy boss to do with this guy this is fine okay trap door i'll check it that's good with ocular ocular um something to the eye item i have that control steers now they will all go in the same direction so it's like really good dps increase honestly that's really good okay this is fine actually he's getting such easy like boss responses that it's it's really good so what i want to do here is uh not have to use as open as i have to because like when i get the angel deal i want the other guy to be able i want to be able to choose who i put it on so like yeah it's important that i oh [ __ ] okay so now i can now i can choose who i get who gets what uh eucharist is kind of good here kind of good here not very good but kind of because you have 50 chance to get it anyways and i would have to use the swap to make sure that it procs every time how do i go about this because the thing is that the other items to monstrous is garbage this thing this like seven seals could help out the scuffed version uh but because it's like it helps out a little bit seven seals could help out the scuff like this [ __ ] and then like theoretically i would get double the angel rooms if i take this now because like this is the first angel room in the run and that makes like eucharist a pretty good choice but then you have to make sure that uh that this guy is active when we are at the last um thing but i could always just swap for that but it stops on cooldown but who do i take now the question is to take it on if i take it on the the live lazarus the one with all the items then that's the funny man he will get the engine having a good evening and keep up the good content i'll be suss thank you for the sub matty um he will get the item because he has to be active when it spawns meaning that he will be active on the final boss little wave um and if i want to put the item in the other guy i could just kill the angel and give it to him however if i take it on dead lazarus then he needs to be active on the final boss rush and i would have to kill the angel with a bad one to give it to the good guy so if i want to take eucharist it needs to be on a live the good the strongest version of them because it's easier it's easiest for the strongest version to kill the angel to give the items to the other guy because when you kill the angel it counts as a room clear and you switch characters so eucharist is gonna go on alive and we're gonna go with that and hopefully it works out that's gonna be the my my reasoning for doing that i guess he could also use a soul heart range up tier size my tears are kind of small it's like a decent item but i'll go next i'll i'll pass on this for now my range is totally like right my range his range is kind of [ __ ] honestly it wouldn't hurt to have a little bit more range especially since the room is this big there are better items to get the one in coins yeah i'll just go next that's not good okay now we have to whatever present okay i'll buy one key and check out item rooms first don't give don't take the charge black cards oh we get the bombs i kind of need that so sure present for angel room yeah yeah that's actually not bad that's a good idea no effect on birthright pog uh we can use one bomb here to bomb this guy and just reroll oops i missed the guy but all right i will want this guy i have bombs left over let me get five coins that's totally worth it why don't you take the metal plate in that last what does it do again deflected he does get so large by all right yikes what a [ __ ] [ __ ] spawn i'm so glad those skeletons spawn in his turn holy [ __ ] that's so nice uh one switch over switch over switch okay yeah we're good now first good okay nice i wish this guys would [ __ ] off alright they holy [ __ ] they're annoying of course you get like a super tanky boss at that moment in time and our boss jukes me now [Music] oh my god [Music] oh my god i had to but now there's a problem we won't get the guaranteed engine room and we have to is there a battery in here no there's no battery [ __ ] all right i'd like to go next though if course wouldn't swap me he died he had no health left wow that's actually good this is actually good too but i don't know man [Music] he needs hearts we have a good cycle now we have a good cycle on this so it's good it's fine uh we have eucharist on this guy yes so we should just hop in and survive this bus for a bit there oh [ __ ] all right what [Music] okay click all right health up to your step out like that okay we got a battery just think if you actually that's actually very good we got a battery here so if the if the order is off on the final uh wave it's it's all good it doesn't matter that was quick so it's a lot of [ __ ] ghosts you still got a good rhythm we found an error work for the final boss which i'm gonna have to drop at some point i'll drop it when i yeah next next swap error walk forward greed okay it's two keys it's not the other one push back booster pack and uh d1 could be like instant game break but i'm not gonna waste money on it just for uh that it might happen what the [ __ ] hit me there oh there's there's creep i didn't see it i want to keep the spawn heart yep [ __ ] again eden's soul health up in a flight i could bring saltwater to the next i'll take seoul and bring it to the next angel room because i'm not using this one at all whatsoever so and just to make sure that it gets charged with an explorer i'm gonna do that just to make sure okay the final stage got eye shot for the other guy should we want that okay nice okay we're gonna be shooting a lot he can survive this for a bit [ __ ] it's like immortal or something there we go easy everything accounted for now i think everything accounted for pretty sure it is [Music] there it is there that there we go we go down clear the first mini boss get swapped back swap back to this guy again and kill the final boss we have a couple of hits to take there but oh it didn't get swapped okay that's cool but it was a nice precaution tab i guess look oh lord look at the cities look at the city well gucci loafers look at the city jump the gun okay again i can jump oh okay wait that's what it took that's what it took that is what it took i've never rigged a run this hard in my entire life but for painted eden i had to give him the special treatment i have to give him a special treatment three hour grid run jesus christ and believers believers are going to get the payday yes oh eden i mean lazarus lazarus lazarus i think that lazarus gets a special treatment because he says [ __ ] [ __ ] skeleman thank you for the five steps man i was oh dude i was so worried when i when i skipped the first angel dream i was like dude did i just spend an hour to set up this run and just lose it like i was gonna lose my [ __ ] mind if that happened holy but uh yeah we made it doable that's two check marks i spent four hours on two check marks cope [ __ ] hope i'm gonna i'm gonna get some food once like i need some food now i'm getting hungry holy [ __ ] gg maggot watching you rig this for an hour and almost lose made my hairline recede so far it came back around again so uh foreign so so okay i will say this i enjoyed trying to figure out the [ __ ] that is tainted lazarus in green mode when i had to decide who to pick you kriston that was a good like moment where i had to make a bunch of decisions at once i just tried to optimize it um when i swapped and bought the battery on the last floor that was kind of harsh fortunately the the the little ultra great fight or like super greed fight before ultra greed is not a room clear for some reason if it was i will have two choices either well i no i yeah because that lazarus did not have martyr he should have had it because then he can take damage to swap anyways if it was the room clear then i would be forced to [Music] either kill him with that lazarus and then it's even now it's a mind [ __ ] but if it was it would be really [ __ ] because if i kill him with the real lazarus and i could swat back and didn't have charge i would be [ __ ] for the fight if i if i didn't i would have to fight him with that lazarus and risk dying again but it's not a very hard boss but still it would be really scuffed um yeah that was that was i'm gonna make a video about this i'm gonna have to make a video about like how brutal how [ __ ] brutal this game is and how much effort i went through to make that this here just happen i i have to there's no way i cannot make a video about like you will daddy come there are so many steps to making this run work it's actually [ __ ] insane what check marks are left uh these these are the only one left i've left this guy for last for a reason because i hoped that in the time that it took me to beat everything on every tainted character on every regular character by the time it took me to beat that maybe maybe edmund would reconsider and make lazarus tainted lazarus a playable character but it's half a year later and he's still [ __ ] trash and half the characters don't have birthrights duality doesn't work lazarus crashes the game if one has purgatory so many things they're still there so yeah i'm like for 99 of players it doesn't really matter if you really want the unlocks you can do multiplayer you can do some [ __ ] but for someone who does this like streams this for a living for someone who does who is going for like the 100 completion which is like roughly one percent of the player base i think it's really annoying it's really annoying it really sucks i'll do it three times i think uh no every regular check mark with attention lazarus should be fine but the greed mode was just so [ __ ] brutal that i couldn't cope with it i couldn't so i had to do the tainted cane eating so eden blessing crafting but like can you like if it wasn't half a year ago that this released i would be like you know what there's a bunch of complexity in this game there's so much [ __ ] [ __ ] going on and then they've done like a fantastic job with the game it's actually a really really good game but but it's literally half a year later and all this is still here i'm getting like it's a bit it's frustrating that's all oh yeah stop we have 900 subs now okay we're actually getting close to the token stream do you want me to spoil what i'm gonna make for the cooking stream like what dinner i'm gonna make or do you want to be a surprise no okay no spoilers no spoilers i will say this it's a family recipe and it's one of my favorite foods ever norwegian cuisine let me refill my water so i will say though for it to happen i need to um set a date with my mother my mom and i'm gonna have her i'm gonna ask her like hey if i buy all the ingredients and bring them to your house can you teach me to make this i haven't made it myself i know what's in it but i want her to give me advice and just make me help me make it proper so i can i do like one test run a third place and then i'll do it on the stream oh yeah supermaster thank you for tier one brad the human thank you for the prime skeleman thank you for another gift for 20 gifts absolutely [ __ ] gluten and shell shock thank you for the prime top hat goose thanks for the seven [ __ ] rabaru thank you for the five dollars gg mag is watching you your rig this for an hour and almost plus made me my hairline received so far it came back around again good to hear it for those of you like tuning in now i i'm just going to recap what just happened lazarus was too too much for me 500 hours of gameplay in this game last week stated was just too much for me i went to tainted cane crafted 10 eden's blessings and then started the lazarus with the the crafting took one hour by the way then i went to greedy mode with lazarus and started with 10 items luckily luckily those 10 items were actually pretty decent and i was able to to make that into a a like functional run we we had some luck there as well on top of that but like the rigging we needed to to do that was insane and even then even then it was a close call at some points i was like at one point on floor uh two i believe i was half a heart on dead lazarus are you eating um bread like whole wheat bread with the liver pate and the cucumber for three probably yeah get rid of that stash listen listen okay i know a lot of people are commenting on the mustache i've never tried to grow my one ever before whenever it does i think it looks like [ __ ] right now i think it looks like [ __ ] i want to make that completely clear my mustache right now looks [ __ ] terrible and that's that's fine that's totally fine the point is that i want to keep it for one month if i keep it for one or two months and it still looks like [ __ ] and it still hasn't gotten thick the way it should be i'll get rid of it but i'm gonna keep it until now and just see what happens because i never have i'm not gonna bleach my mustache that's [ __ ] you guys are your own team and getting the worst of it you guys are not even getting the worst of it listen imagine you see you're on the tinder profile of a guy the guy who looks clean shaven and like super handsome and like the you know 10 out of 10 on the on the beauty scale norwegian chad you know king you meet him you decide to meet this person and you see this and you see this this is all you see that's it how how scammed how scam would you feel i have more hair hairs on my ball sack than i have on my lips right now well actually i don't i do anyways i'm just trying to make a point okay yeah i've told people uh over the years that whenever i try to grow any facial hair it's my face to start looking like i scrotum and that's kind of real but we'll see how it goes give it a month maybe it will be good maybe it will do bad i also don't know how long it on on average takes to grow a mustache i have no idea we'll just have to see we're you know what we're gonna do we're gonna do all the challenges chronologically one two three four five six seven eight okay all of them head trauma beginning with this that's what we're gonna it's just pretty decent damage this is fine that's going to be like my little side quest until lazarus is uh like we'll do some lazarus and we'll do some of this at least do whatever i feel like now i've done last words for a good amount of time so i think we could do some ob set up probably gonna be able to afford that but well a man can dream gamba we could gamble sir i can make some flies with this head and it's gonna do no damage whatsoever because we have oh [ __ ] i gotta get those there we go we have ten i mean if we get five more i can buy the thing so where's that kid the volume has been like a lot louder all day today than it should have been a lot more no no okay i want to save a bomb but oh bomb refunds uh based let's see if it's blocked up here it's not the secret room is definitely blows once the weight blows the [ __ ] off then we can blow up okay two keys that's fine however if you blow up okay i gotta wait for this to go away again thank you no we can't afford bffs farrell thank you for prime albin you [ __ ] idiot what do you want man why is everyone so mean to me arigatou gozaimasu the likelihood of me getting a minion is not very high but trust me chat that's purchase 100 worth it this is a nice boss to have this for oh i wonder if that's going to get cooperated maybe i should turn it off am i going to get a copyright moment i don't know i do want to go to angel rooms to get holy water holy water with bffs is like one of the most broken things in the game genuinely i mean we're only going to do mother i i don't even need i don't even need to find a single more item to beat mother i could do i could beat motherboards find anything about them because this is like a good build for doing just mother like if it was if i was gonna go further then it would be kind of aids but like or just mother that's fine all right more flies what's the burst right for this guy all items cycles through two options i mean that is not the end of the world is it that's pretty good it's nice on isaac it's actually really good money this money is like one of the very few consistent ways to get items in this run let's just try to get a lot of that hello you know what make a bomb up there i can push it or anything but actually i can go here make a bomb at me make me bumble air do it do it oh thank you okay that's one secret from rule outs we're giving him concussions so he will walk into some bombs that's good we've got three more okay we're going to find a secret room no problem so it's not top left it could be but what is in this room this is rocks no it is so he couldn't be there either way it can put it right here it can maybe be to the left here hold up it can't be there okay that's one possibility we have five bomb second i can just check that real quick it depends but most people grow a full mustache in about four to five months yours is looking good gambino does it really take that long i guess it's gotta be up here no it can't be that way below this is gonna be below the shotgun there's no other or right other if it's under the bathroom please oh [ __ ] off that's three coins maybe we get more here time oh i'm getting closer wait right right thank you for the tier two man moses will get grow full matches in about four to five months okay then it makes sense because this is like uh what is it now it's tuesday so it's it's just over a week old this is a week old mustache so i guess it's maybe i can grow one like a full one please don't cook my double deal thank you i can't believe it didn't hit me oh nice okay though they're so much bigger now holy [ __ ] giga can i make some money here because i want to buy that birthright that birthright is good let's try form some money i could break a or an urn but if if there's some place where i can get more than one that would be nice now my cursor would be really aids because i could get my swords back actually [Music] i'm coming wow and then we can bomb this guy and buy a sword right oh [ __ ] oh no one more coin though one more coin can we get that what if this fire had a coin but that's good because now we have a heart there and we have a potential sword art there if we clear the bosphorus room hold up i have an idea chat there we go now watch that item in there is going to spin between two items on the way back out we get one heart and we can potentially get one more get one coin okay well it is an item let me get our health back so that's see i picked up the birthright to avoid that specifically but here we are got him there's one down this guy is easy as well anyways okay this is the urn bottom left is turn it's the one oh you [ __ ] okay okay no soul heart no swallow but that's [ __ ] okay no swords i'm ignoring every everhood question can you die thank you doesn't know yeah not today it's too late now i spend too much time on drinking the around like if i am not gonna have like at least so many horsemen blanket is nice but i can't probably i probably can't afford that 10 more coins we found the boss let's see this should this is fine yeah i might get rigged by this that should be fine angel he spawns those [ __ ] well they were both range up but i needed that but we can still grind for some money though or a bookshop that will will alternate between items this could potentially be very good maybe a book of virtues in there okay it's it's bookworm at least which book do we keep the loyalist damage up homing is maybe nice i'm gonna try homing at least but of these two we're picking this one [Music] of these two are picking damage with this they were picking homing so i'm gonna try homing in room and see what happens they hold me pretty well actually the moon can i actually afford it do i really want a blanket though i mean i'll save the monitor for the next stop i guess i can school back yeah that's smart stormy big boy yeah genius genius i'll take both smart damage and homing tremendous no there we go this one is rigged it feels nice to have a look go in my favor for once i've add both of those together then the run is just over i guess oh i didn't actually know whatever wait there's the boss okay i forgot there we go more wisps jesus christ this is just dumb four times your damage i don't think so i would rather other wisps doing four times this doing four times one damage is not a huge deal i think there goes the angel room i guess that was a [ __ ] [ __ ] room but it's 24 chance still but [Music] stop it [Music] i want to be able to afford a sword for the next floor uh [ __ ] five coins scam one of your bombs and streams i got [ __ ] it okay you [ __ ] could you hit me down to like uh one heart hold up here we go he's down well it doesn't actually damage you if you don't just go over here thank you all right hopefully you'll go home i say well it's a soul heart let's see how this place pretty good actually pretty good holy [ __ ] nothing bad nice okay oh there's the heart bye there's the boss okay and we gotta get us tinted not to be confused with the fabled tainted rock faced there we go i want to yourself we need more tears up boys we don't have enough let's just go next [ __ ] this is a waste of time maybe i can get one age like them because now soul hearts should be fine oh no i'm gonna do it i'm gonna do it goodbye hearts goodbye hearts goodbye oh oops [Music] oh this was only take one we're going for angel romeo money you [ __ ] know it curveball oh stop lagging [ __ ] you [ __ ] okay it's floors man oh hello oh my god holy this is so rigged i'm very happy with my items thank you [Music] didn't get great holy [ __ ] show me the way oh we still have one more floor to you know so uh anyways and die [ __ ] let's do your stupid laser ship or the rocks i guess there we go there we go danger room damage definitely immaculate heart for this one oh oh what's this oh what's this oh let's test it let's test let's give it a little test let's give it a little test okay yeah it's pretty good it's pretty good it's killing pretty fast yeah maybe we can do mother we'll see who knows got some wisps to help me out shop is down there and also a chest i'm having homing all the time that's very nice i did enjoy having that effect thank you some money for me shop no problem with that secret potential money of course not i have a good ex oh garbage that's garbage maybe there's a reel somewhere could have been very good though they could have been funny but whatever goodbye and look at mother disappear now that's a good measure and goodbye generally would have been a good building like an average like in a normal run this would have been good holy [ __ ] [Music] clap oh we're getting bad runes now let's go let's go it's time to get the [ __ ] runes can't wait to get burkano goodbye mother [Music] uh it was before it lives yeah i i i don't know me personally i haven't done like i just skipped the challenges i did the wakka wakka for the death site which is a good item i did family man for epic fetus i did uh there was one here that i think it's cursed or there's one that gives you jarrah i did the jarrah one very early because the general let me just break uh what's it called it's called uh sorry about that it's called uh greed yeah you break read with jared it's like no-brainer so i got that very early and this one is a lot of fun but yeah how many achievements are right now we are at 605 out of 637 so we got 32 achievements left i like the moustache mr streamer thank you peter lisk ultra hard we'll save ultra hard for when we get there how far down is it oh it's uh afterwards plus after birth plus this is the green one i think can you read your challenges i think yeah we can it's just crossed over because you've like completed them to like keep it tidy i suppose but you can you can do them again i'm pretty sure but i think that's going to be for today it's half 12 right now and yesterday i streamed until like 1am and i didn't i ended up staying up way too late so i'm not gonna do that today but um today has been fun uh it was probably it was the most like scuffed thing today the most scuffed like ringing i've done in my entire life and that was that was an experience but it worked out in the end and it was it was a good time uh tomorrow i'm not gonna stream but i'll do thursday and uh friday all right don't forget the pets but being with emo how do they conclude it i think anyways yeah thanks for watching love you all take care see you on thursday tomorrow i'll take it take a day off because i've been streaming for many days straight since sunday so yeah have a good one good night

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Published: Wed Aug 11 2021