The game was rigged from the start

[Music] gaming wait would i be isaac do we have it on this side of the screen or the other kiss the camaro [ __ ] the camaro but first video games we're gonna do beast with eden oh my god dude oh we started you know what i don't care because we started with sacred heart [ __ ] you i started with 10 damage [ __ ] yeah look at this i can shoot big bullets yeah i got a secret turn i don't go i got homing and a million damage on stage one okay cry about it we're doing beast though this is probably this is the i started the game i started the game with like the freest win of my life it this is unreal god [ __ ] car battery i think i'll throw it into the ocean oh what the [ __ ] okay explode here please yikes also i'm gonna be a little bit rusty because i haven't played this game for uh for a whole a whole week unbelievable right a whole week i think uh i think the secretary mr right there next to the left of the sacrifice room it probably is i'm gonna toss them i have five bombs on stage one i don't know how but i do and there we go look at this okay thank you anyways i have a half a soul heart that's that's you know what where that's that is well spent on the sacrifice boom oh eternal them to die yeah okay so this is gonna be a soul heart we have two red dots here two radars so that means we could just uh yeah let's just sacrifice all the red hearts and then pick up the soul hearts and psychopaths twice i might get an angel like them i haven't like done the math here but i'm pretty sure but uh yeah we got a chest let's use this hello doodles a little rumor nothing wow i got two more darts and then i'll pick up the sword hearts and whatnot i can i can't do this three more with the half heart there leaving me at half a heart which is which is fine i'll see how to see i'll see when i get there it's gonna cost me a bomb though boom and now i can get teleport let me go to chess okay this is the next one here so the half-heart is worth it because if you might get that yeah no we didn't okay but that's fine but do we do the coin thing or and the soul hearts it's gonna cost me a soul heart we get troll bombs then we get the angel and then we get the coins oh yeah because there's going to be a lot of money if i can there's just there's a half-heart here right now i already took that i'm okay anyways it's going to cost me two solars but i think it's worth because no it's still here epic tremendous okay so now we can do two no we can't because it needs another half large kiki is still large as well it's very risky well i can buy that actually just bomb this so i can go into the next level with like more than one heart boom let's do the boss thing let's make him spawn first then we blow them up and he spawns boom there we go and he is pretty much not dead there we go and now we might get soul arts we got coins that's fine too but now we're done here i could afford that car battery honestly it could have some funny interaction later on so and i'm still gonna have 15 leftover coins actually i'm no i'm going to have 10 leftover coins we're pretty we're pretty well off now i think well this is this is actually very good it i have car battery with it and i have high base damage so this is going to be very nice they're going to get [ __ ] with this like this boom all that it's gonna do 20 plus ten percent of their health twice which is yeah just kills them that's pretty good it just kills everything great and we have a soul heart that i don't really need good morning gamer the gaming going well yeah this is like probably the most rigorous i've had in my life the first item i got was sacred heart as eden which is pretty rare as far as i know i should have probably looked for a sacrifice room first so i could could have gotten an angel room here but you know what i don't care it's whatever actually i do care i'm just coping attack speed damage good now i have uh plus three damage 13. god that's pretty good that was worth well that's also pretty good damage but this is better than this do i get book remember yeah i'll get the background it's gonna cost me two hearts but i you know now we're one from bookworm destroys better as hp increases yeah when they get more max health it's gonna be good but even like since i have 13 base damage right now it's it's really good now very good every room is basically a free flick career at this point like i just one shot everything except the least i suppose i saw the rock but i only have one bomb so i'm gonna see how it goes what's this okay and what's this uh dog [ __ ] nothing good but i could blow up this guy so that's fine the straw is going to be good here if i just pop this guy's open first like there there we go usually a long fight but not today i don't get them thanks for picking up that whatever like you know [ __ ] him up more damage let's go oh [ __ ] they're immortal yes sure yet i'll do this now we have eight percent more yeah that was a good chunk of his health holy [ __ ] god damn oh there we go okay add more damage well it was uh it was you know it was bound to happen it was bound to happen i was gonna get a [ __ ] item at some point uh do i bomb the angel i'm gonna not bomb him in case i get filigree feather catacombs one let's go down that's very good thank you very good this is this one is too stupid this one is just stupid rigged okay nice dude oh hello queen of hearts oh [ __ ] wait there you go i'll bring the hermit so i can teleport gonna do a lot of damage there we go okay that's good thank you oh [ __ ] don't mind if i do plus damage great this is the yeah i'll buy this just because it gives me stats no other reason not gonna take those goodbye but i didn't tremendous all right uh well in that case it doesn't matter if i have it or not thank you for a spider man appreciate it um yeah i guess it will be good for beast just get a little bit more damage no i don't think i will actually no let's just do the boston yeah attack speed and damage all on point no modifiers but with sacred heart you don't really need that well i want to get some stats so uh okay got two more damage and some speed that's cool and there you go shot speed at that uh i think we're good here we completely we have a hermit so i can just teleport up with that i don't know why did that anyways angel wow what's this yeah i think i will i like this mod this is great more wrong oh [ __ ] okay all right oh my straw oh my straw i like my straw uh straight offer all right boss time he's playing this team down so i'm done ah yikes take it give me a heart thank you oh cool i that's a bit late but thank you tremendous can't sleep i guess [Music] very good very good all right here we go [ __ ] that laser man yeah i'm bad at games it's been a while pretty slow actually what's that oh [ __ ] nice all right almost one year now still love you albibo are you bastard yikes there we go all right yikes go on then oh no longer oh [ __ ] i hope that was enough i want to spend as little time as possible in this face there we go good that's like the worst face which is why i wanted the warrior to strength strength to last that long hello yes this is hard yes [Music] almost fast enough big payout today big payer payday amazing [Music]

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Length: 12min 30sec (750 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 12 2021