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[Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] good morning what's going on i'm making coffee i've started gaming in a little bit but i'm making it i'm making a coffee shut up tea what okay no that's uh good morning to you too man thank you for the sub um i'm hungover so i figured there's been like a thing you know where i stream on sundays and i'm basically hungover every time uh and like i'm not that hungover today but i know i know that in the evening i'm gonna get really tired and probably in the stream early so i figured what if i just start early and then go to bed early if we did that so today we started a bit earlier i'll stream until i'm tired [Music] big brain i think the coffee is just about done nice beard thank you did you don't come hey just wanted to say since i got the opportunity thank you for making madrid coach every single one of my mornings love you funny man grandma reveal thank you for the sub man appreciate the kind words it's been it's been a pleasure and it still is video games good sir are we throwing or rigging around today uh i have point in the new mod i don't know if he's here but i'm gonna start like looking for mods i think i'll do either applications or just like [Music] ask ask some people that i see our regulars that i think would fit because i i i don't want to like i i think it kind of breaks my flow when i'm doing something and i have to like alt tap the game and do a gamble or something so it would be cool uh like i don't think the worst part is like i don't care about moderating my chat it's just like i just want someone to do the [ __ ] gambles because it's just yeah anyways uh let me get my coffee rollerblab thank you for the prime gamble punk i'll do it [Music] aqua you can you know you can dm me if you want i like this song this song here this like a fog canyon ambience from uh from horror light it's so nice when i made like my five last videos i've had this song and repeat well i when i when i made videos or my main channel video so when i do make videos you know every once in a [ __ ] like here i have this thing here this ambience on repeat it's [ __ ] perfect for studying and for like working it's so it's so good it's actually cheat codes because you're coping and doing hard work but this is like oh this is nice i'm listening to video game it's called anyways mr blonde thank you for prime man white palace theme is pog no this is better sorry are you ever going to play tainted lazarus i'm thinking about it i think late tainted lazarus is the worst character in the game i think i made that very clear it's not fun i don't enjoy him at all but i want the check marks at the same time like because i'm so close right now i'm so close to getting all the check marks like but the character is so [ __ ] he's so [ __ ] bad he's actually so [ __ ] bad he's terrible he's and i can't imagine he's even fun to watch is it fun to watch me play that guy like i want to get the achievements i was thinking of doing challenges to be honest [Music] because i'll never have a broken i'll like getting a good run on him is almost impossible i think it almost requires you to get like ipac or something so that like one character i'll albeit he will be risky to use he will be able to clear rooms if you get ipkeck on one of them then that character can just have that and now we can clear rooms he can do like the bare minimum damage to like actually get through the game but if you don't get that and he you have to like balance out like 50 50 on the items like it's just you're just never gonna have a fun combo you're never gonna like maybe but it's so hard to plan like in my opinion like one of the most fun thing about the game is like you have some items you find another one and oh suddenly they synergize and they're like super good that's like well it's fifty percent less likely to happen until the last so there's that so let's um i was just really enjoying the soundtrack man i've been stalling gaming this game let's play video games how about that um yeah he's here like we see i i'm only missing like one two i would say um i kind of count the uh dark room and the the shield as one check mark so one two with mega satan three with hush and then four with delirium because they're basically the same thing if you beat darkroom if you if you beat shale you're gonna be darkroom too like darkroom is not hard like if you can make it there i would argue that shield is actually harder than darker because in darkroom you mainly find bosses and bosses aren't that bad but some of the enemies you get in um in seoul are pretty pretty rough some of the rooms you get like the laser eyes you get the little thing that shoots like homing tears a little like anus with an eye in it no the the white anus the white floating anus that shoots like homing tears in every direction like if you don't have damage to take him out instantly you're gonna get hit you don't meet stuff like that as often in in um dark room and the [ __ ] dude the the you know the obstacle eye like the gray eye that just suits the laser is spinning in a circle so you have to like me i [ __ ] hate i think god it's so bad gets the homie facts thank you for the tier one looks and flying in this is a piece of [ __ ] i'm gonna try a little bit i'm gonna try a couple of runs with this guy and if it's not doable then we'll just switch the challenges i'll give it like an hour if we don't get a check mark within an hour if i see it you know live for one hour and there's no check marks i'm going to place challenges okay if it takes me that long to get anything done we will uh we'll switch to changes but i do want to check marks i do want to be able to do something else with this guy that is uh an r if i've ever seen one let's turn the volume a bit that's a use item on lazarus it's tremendous what do you got here nothing d4 the thing about d4 is that d4 is strong if you have a lot of items and they're all bad that's that's what they're good for you know uh so when you split the character items on two characters it's just not good and special oh two pillars was this okay the battle thank you for this primer hello actually these are not bad this is a good it will make me not able to do you know no that's actually good duality doesn't work off the time but when it does no we can actually it doesn't lock us it doesn't necessarily lock us out of a mega satan it doesn't actually lock us out of mega city because if duality decides to work is there a mod for that actually is it i'm going to go into the workshop and just subscribe to that modded fixed duality let me check uh all i did was remove two lines from this mod always uh duality deal fix apparently this is the thing in our printers and a bit still not fixed i fixed the bug myself enjoy yeah i'll i'll subscribe to the fix mod and then relaunch the game after this run just to have it work that's the only thing i'm gonna yeah so we will take both take that or take dark one and then hopefully we can get um get what we need it means we will have to just oh [ __ ] uh we have to kill the boss with this guy and then the duality proc will be on a live lazarus yeah so yeah that's how i think it works i know at least the item spawns after you switch character so that like if this guy is active and kills the boss and the other guy has options then it options will proc but if that guy has options then he kills the boss it doesn't proc but at the door itself i'm not sure ah that's actually good now right you want more you want more soul arts right yeah but who do you want doesn't matter it doesn't matter i'll take them this guy i need a bomb now to open that rock you can have one that's fine i don't want to get one shot this is actually really good item so far like they're they're good utilities i don't have any like effectively good items but they're good utilities anyways on with the run don't have to be super fast i have to be like a little bit fat to get hush but like i don't really have to think about it really that's got him don't turn into okay he did it i'm bleeding procs if the char who's it kills the boss you wanted to procs if the cherry has it kills the boss okay uh is that true though let me can you give the retards among us an explanation of the main story of this game i don't even know it myself doesn't say anything about the duality on the wiki when it's in the intro if you just open the game once you see the intro and that's the story of the game there we go it ain't that deep can i get a bomb please one bomb [Music] i really wanted the bomb for that rock but or some coins to buy a bomb to do the rock but i guess i'm getting nothing today unfortunately hello so what you're saying then is that the door spawns after the boss are like that the door spawns before the character change don't forget you already have show you need to go cathedral it's an awkward spot i should take that i'm bringing down this guy awkward's finest thank you for the gift man um yeah i'm doing consider considering but about about the spawn of the door does it work the guy doing it saying that it works on the guy killing the boss but in that case it works opposite it works opposite of the item because the item is you sure about that i'm pausing to avoid wasting time like timer but there's nothing on it maybe on the item itself if i go to duality on the wiki because it's like the lazarus that fights the boss must be the one holding the duality in order for it to trigger okay so that okay that makes sense now and now i got this confirmed thank you i'm gonna check it because i have the key sometimes there's pickups in there yep oh no i say one shots then that's that's pretty pretty nice pretty convenient oh hello well now we now we can just okay so we don't have to think about hush we really don't do i want too hard on this guy he could he can get some hearts back i think dude this is kind of stupid because i risk taking rider damage but the first boss was an easy one so it should be fine unless i completely [ __ ] it up which i might this is really making me uncomfortable yes but like the time limit is no longer a thing now we will get hush straight away i'm not gonna go into delirium unless i like have to i guess but this is the four charge one there literally four charges in i want to bait him into like those damage spikes but yeah now i have all the time in the world so i'm just gonna play careful good okay now this guy is so large so he won't lose the the devil chance or angel chance yes the damage spikes what will you do after challenges around check marks and check marks if i've done that then i've beaten the entire game then i have 100 uh i think i'll just do some uh no even when i've gotten that guard i'll do twitch once i'll look into twitch once mods that's what i'll do so you guys can use the all of the channel points you guys have been saving up i'm gonna look into having those put into good use okay but not until i beaten everything in this game a second earlier okay i want track to be mad [Music] i keep getting this garbage man please don't take my charge i'm gonna see if i can find like a dice room or a dice shard or something is going good yeah because we have um we got a strange key strange key just yeah eliminates the whole thing about time limits that's good that's what it does it does open hush right i'm pretty sure it does or you can use it for pandora's box if i do find a paradorus box i'm going to use it on that of course but it's a pretty likely that the supreme is here i'm just going to check it there we go nice and a rock you are going kaboom boom damager for this guy nice now he has like somewhat decent damage slower speed but it's pretty good it's not like a complete board but that actually helps a lot because he's going to be fighting the boss now because he has duality so having damage on him is pretty pretty key okay [Music] pretty important do we have no coins whatsoever so i'm not gonna go shop here and get the two keys i'm gonna do that i'm kind of like i have three bombs but having three one streakies is better than having uh yeah four buns on one key in my humble opinion there we go perfect setup for the boss peter and he has his minions that's great you stop jumping for a second thank you can those bullets even hit you they go so tall like they never hit anyone i don't think i'm actually taking damage to this boss unless there's like five of them oh it worked this guy doesn't need movement speed so that's fine okay damage up um i think we got enough damage on our live lazarus so we can take damage on this guy he has five damage now we get six that's fine s7 actually because the multiplayer now we get the red hat cx do the blue fires actually shoot at you ever or they are just like more resilient flames that can maybe spawn soul hearts i can actually use them against them but i think about it oh i [ __ ] now oh i could have gotten it though thanks good morning gamer how's your day been good you thank you for a bit support the trig trainer doggo okay run this actually going well i like this is actually going well for once uh we still have the item to pick up up there i mean just i couldn't find the dice uh so we're just going to pick it up it's completely useless but i mean if we do get a re-roll this guy has a lot of items so we'll just put we'll just stack the used inside of this guy and then if they are all [ __ ] then we can just the d100 that's garbage literally an item that i never use i've gotten this item a bunch of times but i've actually never used it because it's just why why would you go up to lend them and do this [ __ ] i mean maybe if you get cornered by like flies or something or like a bunch of like hor swarm enemies type then maybe it's good but not not an item i'm like looking forward to getting by any means yeah i could use spiders oh yes i don't like this the shoe so randomly it's [ __ ] it's [ __ ] okay no more bullets from him and there we go that was good now we gotta get up his eye hey why not drink this sick stink apple juice and eight the funny girl why am i crying wait oh this guy shoot yeah okay no secret from there thank you that was actually pretty smooth i used to take damage in those rooms this is just mean man i'm a black boy okay i took it so hard but what's in here yikes oh my god this rooms are aids man actually horrible rooms jesus christ at least this guy has a bit more speed okay we got him now i just really gotta not take damage okay that's very important come down thank you no damage taken good good good he's not giving [ __ ] yet what the hell is wrong with this guy and he's in the room this room is fine i think darkroom has gone like four or five hearts there hasn't given anything yet i had no idea where that was gonna go [ __ ] the tracking on this guys are so mean will this be your first time playing darkest copium no second played a little bit on stream like last time all right no soul heart which is kind of a problem but whatever [ __ ] it [Music] this guy's close to that and he gets a room of enemies that usually take damage on me usually kill me when i'm close to that i made it oh [Music] okay i mean is that feeling good to have golden golden [ __ ] gordon peepee poopoo you give to this guy okay we've gotten sharp the shop had a useless item here it was [ __ ] dog [ __ ] so i think i'll uh i got secret room i got the shop i ca i can buy jumper cables but i don't think they're gonna have like a huge huge effect here i don't think it will be like a big deal maybe it will help but i think i'll save the money just in case i mean i might get like a jacob's ladder or something i mean uh the stairway so anyways now we gotta no damage this boss hope it's not a bad one it's kind of a bad one does this guy have like a set drop i'll get like a deadly lighter man that's over actually over i even died okay that's because he didn't have the other guy it would actually be better with the other guy because he had actual movement speed this guy did not have movement speed he had like zero point he had like one moon speed but like you can't it's a bit difficult to get away from those guys that's really unlucky like you usually don't get that boss it's like [ __ ] floor two well that's floor three but still usually does not happen oh it's use item okay okay i mean maybe not you fight him bad so [ __ ] that on another character maybe this guy no definitely a yes for that extremely good consumable come over here and blow up the [ __ ] uh yeah thank you does that even help me at all because it's like does it give spectrum tears maybe that's terrible solo basic is very good though i need bombs i do not need that that is exactly like that that's really bad i can jump to that chest but see if we can get some keys actually this guy's so slow man are they just fast this die yeah why not okay ah this is this i'm really reaching here solo isaac would be good to have for the angel room uh because you can reroll that well i do need the key pieces so that's actually another one yeah that's five bumps let's do it go ahead go up there thank you more bombs maybe we'll get the mushroom it to be possible though if not i'll leave that in our now we got a library cursor no complaints there [Music] lucky another one tremendous that's pretty good money actually six that was a 10 holy [ __ ] sure i think the other guy needs the minion more uh-huh was the shop up though that was also really bad items but nah could have been good books not really that's fine i don't mind this one this is good but this is good enough let's see okay okay oh i used the [ __ ] thing oops beast he got a bunch of stats i want to see what he wear he got the [ __ ] ton of health though he's got like insane health right now like super good really exciting stuff you got three damage no very low shot speed one luck he's like super scuffed right now okay we got a bomb throw another one okay one pill good man gordon feel good i'll get a key that's the money what could i buy here again oh yeah that's garbage never mind also i might as well blow up this to maybe get a trapdoor and oh my god i'm so i'm actually so bad at this game it's actually really bad that just hurts [Music] oh my god [Music] hey alby have you heard of death trash yet i think it's a game you might enjoy although it's still in early access alexis i wouldn't enjoy it i played it it's fun not like ground breaking it's just it has potential like it's not it's it it's got potential that's so that's all i'll say it does that oh that it's not yeah it's fine it's fine we'll see when it's finished [Music] no reverse oh this is terrible moon the devil not a single one holy [ __ ] he's got really bad moves but though [ __ ] can you blow up the thing please no can't even have that yeah no this is going to be an r definite are there the gold pill was okay but uh well it it [ __ ] my movement speed moves but it's like so important like if i was just lucky enough with the golden pillar could have been sick but yeah i wasn't awesome you wanna play all crypt anytime soon again uh when it gets an update i will okay okay till this one [Music] why not nice okay and the actual rooms get the empty heart on this [ __ ] okay what a room i want to find out if the empty heart works on him if you have c rush containers does that have any work like i don't know maybe disabling model no no i don't think it will i'm fine having it enabled okay a key [Music] what a room and nothing oh my god let's see like this this one is literally just to figure out if it works if we're broken it works in this guy that's all i'm gonna do and then i'm gonna r unless i got something sick here let's see it does actually wow that's cool who would have known [Music] here comes the chest meme from the guppy style no money i want to use that and get the angel transfer too this can actually be pretty good then as long as no take rather damage this should be a good one like engine 42 is good so i'm gonna chest man a skeleton key now would be sick or a bomb no all right sure why not okay some more some more definitely gonna blow this one now that's very good that's actually very nice that is actually very nice the rig uh blue fire i can buy it on the other guy i mean having a blue fire is pretty good for like clearing out the boss the candle is fine yeah blocks bullets too let's go on it i also really want to get a red heart on a live lesser so i can sacrifice a bit [Music] okay we got hella keys [Music] okay no it can't be there i'm stupid alright any hearts nope okay okay there it is okay oh they [ __ ] my flip up god damn now i can't flip uh in that case i can kill the devil with this guy go over to the other it's gonna be time consuming but that's all we can do that's fine this guy should not have hearts the other guy should oh [ __ ] the whole point was to get the angel room whatever we got damage is fine [ __ ] no angel number we got we got okay items i guess decent keys for the guppy's tail gonna have to buy that instead of the candle i think there we go this is fine let's go get your health though [Music] [Music] laughs he bounced around so my shoulder shut nice oh [ __ ] this is not good i forgot this swap alright this guy's basically done no worry here we go can't get that nice all right okay 10 coins good it's not good this is a bad room okay yes switch to the guy with one health and okay thank you okay sure that's fine i mean i know they have a death rattle or whatever you call it like a tear explosion when they die i just uh kind of [ __ ] it up if i went down instead of up it would have been fine i've got excel though i'll go do some gaming here [Music] shot thank god they are better got a heart terrible item [Music] maybe now let's see bro man thank you for the sub we got it okay good all right second floor angel room good this again more hearts good there we go we got a bomb might as well do that [Music] thank you uh there's a soul art that i could buy that's about it stop there's the box finally [Music] i okay i could have gone for that still but that was a date didn't do anything yeah i shouldn't have heard that there's still like a third percent chance for angel floor 2. i could have just killed the boss but yeah i got triggered [Music] pretty good start i guess let's see what time is all right yeah stimulus left from an hour legal challenge ah i'll put a little bit more oh that's see almost one year punk nice good good good good good i don't have to worry about taking rather damage anymore that's a pretty good uh weight of my shoulders i guess as long as i'm alive now that it's fine uh that's the terrible baby this is not a good one at all i'm guessing the other guy who has like no damage oh i'm so lucky i didn't get it there i never might ah yeah oh that's actually good nice that's just now it's actually a somewhat decent item it's not it's not great but it's like kind of decent with this it's actually conditioned yeah shoes like twice as fast your machine can turn damn yeah that's pretty good damage sure and then uh is there any bombs you could get i have one coin there like if i can get a bomb to blow that up i probably can't i can't all right just go down yeah this is super nice this is nice got a bomb nice i like that one that's one combo with the trinkets is like making it more effective at killing this guy instantly what pills uh i'll use a bomb down here i think see what's inside good oh no i just can't wash the boss cool um oh hello hello all right underneath the fire okay i gotta get a key i think i'll put solar system on this guy now because he has like less damage oh we can [ __ ] oh my god we gotta sacrifice your pog nice we can actually do it now please good okay let's just uh essentially the boss says [ __ ] what okay that's whatever there's ghosted no but ghost it also increases the angel right and i think that no because like the that's a bug that's literally a bug even with goater they still it still says on the bottom left angel chance that's that's that's a bug that's an actual bug so i don't know yeah that shouldn't happen so now my road and run got scuffed because of a bug i sacrificed three hearts for it but you know and an assassin shot for it you know what can you do alright that's fine don't worry about it oh well holy that's cool that's actually kind of cool all right sure i need keys really bad so i have no choice but to just hit this maybe get something oh all right so we can't get anything explored and nothing like that that's it can't open the chest can't do the shop can't do anything let's see what this is at least oh my god all right okay i can maybe coop on the double deal i guess if it's still there of course it's not i could have flipped in there but yeah i could have done that uh let's just go then forget i don't know man that was a bit weird oh great thank you oh no no no no i take it back he spawns lost jesus christ he was going to kill them as well but holy [ __ ] thank you thank you temperance sure i'm not gonna use that okay we've got excel on all this jesus yikes nice an actual key though i started okay wow amazing [Music] i think i know what might have happened when you defeated the boss you changed to the other character without the goat head and the other character has different chances you can see it in the menu when flipping nope the guy i switched to had the one representation chance and he did not have the goater because i killed the boss with this no did i might be some interaction there but actually no nevermind nice okay sure all right okay all right um yes this was [ __ ] huge man nice morning game i'm bad okay yeah that's a no i'll try a bit more i'll try a bit more before doing challenges i feel like i can do it i just gotta try a bit more i've had some promising things happen only scuffed by bugs and stuff wow you think i can have one or half i guess nice that's good good coins maybe nice good i don't know man i don't know bro game's just not on my side today right looks like an it kind of looks like an aria this kind of looks oh yeah it's gonna do this i thought i missed some [ __ ] [ __ ] lemon this set it doesn't like it's on the regular character it's also kind of bad but on the in this character especially it's even worse and red key is also not that great here so yeah we're not gonna we might get a lot of charge but i'll i'll i'll do it um i'll play this run but i don't think i'm gonna get the charge for this i've got one charge there literally like half the charges two bumps for three i guess oh cool come over here good a battery in here no of course not but who do get this which i want spark plug actually might be decent but it might also just [ __ ] kill me that's the thing it might can you come over here i don't want to pick up okay you know what [Music] right this pill is good that's the big pill right i should be able to switch one more charter at this level after if you kill the boss with this guy then i get another charge oh wow all right why not why not well now we might actually get the sixth super secret with this baby baby i'm gonna try this one first there it is tremendous easy win easy win dude easy win now for a key is that that's not even worth a key it's literally it's actually not even worth the [ __ ] key jesus christ will are it's not even worth the key like it's so bad he said you like you get an item but you don't really get an item like you you get like hot you had like a a thing it's only good for being rerolled i i'd argue it's only good for getting rerolled that's the only thing it's good for getting a damage room in an optional or like in a item room like that it's good though having this guy oh we haven't got scared of the lost yikes thank you because now we have like one item that we normally wouldn't get that gives me damage so like even if we even if the even if the item item is [ __ ] we still have plus some damage so it's like it's fine but it still levitates i [ __ ] hate spiders man like early game spiders are so [ __ ] terrible all right even with cursor lost i'm just too good at the game i'm just too good too good at the game man that's it and that's nice [ __ ] spiders [ __ ] off blasters uh sure i have enough bumps nice one ball for two keys that's a good good trade balancing it out a bit this room is terrible there's a shot no that's a that's a quick way of doing the room i'd say you could argue it's a bit more efficient i guess i'll bomb this uh yeah so even though the item is [ __ ] in here we can still kind of oh hello i guess that was this a terrible item but not awful on this guy i guess it's it's a it's a heart it's a heart though could make a big difference on the sacrificer maybe it also items for garbage if we get like a horseman for the boss i'm just gonna instantly no question that's doesn't that's just an r okay oh the track is nasty and there we have it uh damage range that's perfect for this [ __ ] here take it i was like barely any damage but we've got some range oh the right oh cursor right and last nice okay now this is a good room but it's gonna cost me um i think this can get bookworm both but it's like pretty expensive to get okay uh i should i'll get bookworm this guy first i think how to do it i need three books bookable i'll i'll i'll keep the book of relations of course you get soul hearts but who do they put it on this guy or the other is there a bible there's no bible what are you talking about point just seeing things are you you okay if i touch a spike i lose my double chance so let's find a way to get in here uh i think i think i think i do at least i yeah unless i find like some somebody to fly or something [Music] something like that how to jump but to get it you need to touch a spike and if you touch a spike you lose your devil chance i'll do it at the end of the stage okay this is like the worst of the game i hate this room i said it's about like 50 percent of the rooster game but you know what it's still facts well it's over anyways it's over anyways right i should have tested the spikes if they'd actually lost my chance not sure about that entirely not sure we got this big again yes i can't see edmond salmon thank you for the one man that's good [Music] right oh my god all right well he got damaged we got damages it's not the other world we did still get damaged chaos if i can afford i'm just gonna i'm not gonna save on donation funds for it but if i can afford it i'll get it if i can i will it's unlikely but i'd have to get a bomb to check uh secrets that's like the one way to get money or the boss match up the money i guess it's postage for like half a second really i thought that would last way longer holy [ __ ] nice and it should be done there we go anybody to get money i think we're out no bombs nothing maybe here no i gotta exit the game to fix that i think i'll keep trying i i was like on friday when i was playing this guy i was just like it was this is not fun but now it's it's uh i'm kind of getting used to playing him so it's not like the underworld i'm not going to mold too much that was the wrong thing to use i guess it's okay to have i guess guppy progression [Music] no i don't think it will pour what's this yes look it's like a decent item on this guy i guess okay right having no range against this guy is not fun at all yeah whatever it's not a great it's not it's not like a pistol i'm not gonna like try my hardest because i got that item it's not it's okay but but they are that women pay up that was for one good library and i have a key okay phd i think you have a key please thank you okay well if i find the bomb now i can make a key with it cool echo chamber would also be nice you do that you probably want to blow up soon right any moment now you want to just like explode [Music] go ahead does the other one blow up because if it did it would have blown up the secret room and got me that thing now i need a bomb really bad not that i need a bomb normally i wouldn't bother with this room but i might i might get a bomb maybe if i got a bomb then it's going to be a good run what else about it i mean the secret room kind of trash in the bookstore might also be garbage but there's a decent chance we get something else in there decent chance if we get if we don't get the key here i'm just gonna or cure a bomb okay that's an r that everybody has four books you can't give both sides perform yeah you can i think that's the only like instance i think unless well unless you already have used item that's the only instance you can actually give them both a bookworm all right i think i'm just gonna not skip excels because they have a chance of a um like i'm pretty likely to go in and exhale and just take damage and lose the double chance but if there's an excellent with sacrifice room i'll just speed run the [ __ ] uh mega satan thing so i'm trying to go for an xlf again or a library that's fine too got a lot of those today like a really good one yet but [Music] that's actually an r because that that pill is like it's tears down but it's a really strong gear stand it's like a super strong tears down like minus one item essentially i think it's really bad what's this nice i played into the dungeon yep good game right now though it's not that far i i did i did a playthrough on stream and like beat it first try cause like i played the game so much there's no challenge anymore all right nice so many libraries today holy [ __ ] it's just like i get it and i don't get a key i think you're pretty pretty likely to get a key first floor but i just like i'm not good at getting that at all okay that could be good on the other guy i guess okay now just need a bomb i can convert it issue with this room though clubs okay good let's check the library if there's a fire in there i might actually re-roll the items you see uh book of this is good take this use like this like this [Music] i think i'll do the other guy as well i'm gonna get hit in this guy and re-roll them if i can open it what's in here wow [ __ ] off [ __ ] off you gotta flip now though i can get pickle pokemon both because i gotta use item so that's actually pretty nice we've got batteries as well we can get money for it that's good good all right [Music] now pick up the [ __ ] give the other guys the book or do we it would be optimal it would be up we're going to try to optimize it and then we'll roll them after that we rule the [ __ ] actually we could do the save one what the other guy pick up he picked up yeah everything the pick of shadows so we can take this in this guy instead that's better you have an experience with darkest dungeon or is it will it be a first time i played it like for a little bit on my on this yesterday's stream but that's like the only time i've actually played and i haven't really i watched one video about it talking about the gameplay but that was like two years ago but it was just like a critique of the game it wasn't like a this is how this works or like advice so it's mostly gonna be blind i don't know how anything works really nice more bumps and i will pick up the other thing um get booker on this guy flip and reroll them hopefully if we can get the good proc like there's a chance to re-roll it or to use a dice random dice when you uh get hit and if that procs the way we want it to then that's going to be good look at that wait wait doesn't need the other book did he pick up these two did he miss the book of secrets no the yeah maybe it did whatever didn't work maybe if you apply some more hearts yes okay let's take a second room and rfi don't get anything if you pick up a book that quickest check that's used for transformation oh okay you need three different books i see that's fine okay now it's actually possible but it's gonna cost a lot of time let's see if we can make it work we might get something really good so let's just see i didn't really d8 but the eight didn't really [ __ ] with anything it seems like i'm fine like i got more damage so this that's fine there we go uh [Music] new books it worked who would have thought and the other guy picks up some more books of money i'll roll for broke up virtuous yeah i just want the other guy to pick up something useful [Music] it's gonna be a lot of walking here this guy definitely wants the book of revelations it's a it's a six minute basement one so like we're not gonna get uh probably not gonna get hurt for this one but we can still do like ethereal mega satan which is fine if it turns out well you know there we go probably should use it after the boss because now we're going to get the useless item but maybe you know we might get what's it called if we use the lot we might get a good meat boy no transformation but it's only but it's only one week away now now we can like build a super meat boy on the other guy which is fine let me get some of this that's good let's reroll the books again if we can solo is going to be pretty good use today unlucky let's see if we can get some more hearts i've read another one okay but i have even shorter range oh my god i'm melee i'm actually melee god [ __ ] damn uh okay so now we can we can buy a heart yeah i'll try two more times see what happens trick it can proc for d4 yeah so it might reorder my item let's see there we go satanic bible now they both will have a bookworm we gotta get money for our swap good uh so this guy's i think this guy should have satanic bible and the other guy has the other item and then they we both will have possibilities to get i gotta buy the [ __ ] wait what [ __ ] i it only ruined that it only oh [ __ ] he doesn't get it then does he oh shh that's not good hmm how can i do this i got one more bomb i might be able to for that guy but he doesn't actually charge so all right but we got good items we got good like use items if nothing else we did get that if i could if i can only clear like one more room but this would be sick i shouldn't have used the bible i was stupid [Music] how do you really loosen the fire i used my dice the curse dies okay if there's a chance to trigger a random dice effect when you get hit so i just like you use the fire to do that i honestly i should have gone for a book of virtues i had a lot of health but it's whatever well look at that it's a very good companion to have especially when you're [ __ ] melee range [Music] okay thanks deep pockets oh my god i [ __ ] it up all right uh did we just do the boss i guess there might be a psycho price room if the rest i want to use that first there's a decent chance for it we've got a dice room though that's actually nice more nice epic lessons can be game changers so what i say got a golden key to get into pedestal is on the floor do i want that wasn't sharp again i don't remember that's really bad let's check the boss item first if the boss admits bad we can re-roll it that's good took a lot of [ __ ] damage though x and i can actually speed nice any money please no bombs though that's kind of sucks but there might be just use this for what it's worth there we go oh hello okay uh real pedestals by the way you wanna reel some pedestals yeah i think i will let's reveal that dude the shop is a real too that's a pretty good super secret i gotta say that's actually really [ __ ] good okay well having flight it doesn't matter who we get flight on but just having flight is nice light is good uh the other guy is going to get the hearts because he doesn't have much so i think i'll use it on him let's get some flights what's in the shop though it's got rerolled pills double bond drops uh i'll save the money they might get something better okay so generous noise let's head down down then shall we let's check this first hey recharge think i'll keep the trinket but i'll drop it on the first room so that i can like use it when i need it and not otherwise let's buy bombs is nice thanks there we go i could have revealed that but it would cost him a much health and it's like i don't know if it wouldn't be worth it dex this guy needs some damage really bad i can't forget to get fly for god i mean this guy needs speed now holy [ __ ] [Music] based flights oh all right [Music] if i get a 405 what i'm gonna nuts spark plug is not really worth i don't think so i'll buy that but i'm not gonna get square plug i don't think so if i had car battery maybe it would be worth one two three four five and now it would be like yeah i would i think i would lose one house every time you used it [Music] i don't respect her right oops i guess we'll just do the i could check boston item but i'll just do the boss yeah i could bump a keeper for like slightly more chance but i don't know man i do not know oh [ __ ] hello that could be useful let's go just let's just go right ahead and check that okay there's no real way to know exactly where it could be but to get the most out of the key we're gonna check two adjacent rooms at the same time okay we do that it's by going into the edge of the map and using it on here didn't get it that's unfortunate it happens but when you use the red key that like when you're looking for ultra stickers just try to check as many as like adjacent empty rooms as you can kind of the way to go there very nice [Music] that works thank you oh that's really good i'm getting some good items here oh no explosion damage good to have post that is nice i'm gonna get in this guy because he's kind of defenseless right now would be nice to have yikes do you open that i think i will oh i [ __ ] it up yikes whatever so there's a sacrifice room but it's not really useful on this floor now anymore if it was the previous lord i would have considered it but right now it's like we already have engine chance so like the the usage is kind of limited there let's uh do this precise bomb right there speed up we need that on the other guy 100 okay good oh it's a sticky i really wish that i had a a [ __ ] um swap right now that's what would be nice was there a battery up here of course not seven pay seven gets ten great offer this could be okay this could have been 40 that 48 hour energy there's an item down there wait what was that again what's the [ __ ] item i have like alzheimer's that's pretty good the shroom yeah but yeah this guy doesn't need the speed the other guy does so we're gonna yeah we gotta do the boss with this guy which kind of sucks because he's kind of [ __ ] i could look for super secrets which should be like around here tremendous no we're just going to suffer through this boss it's not too bad we have flights this is actually kind of fine they're both like kind of nearly oriented i'd say oh she's [ __ ] blocked the bullets this is great okay let's jump this guy's just been chilling the entire he hasn't done anything it's just been chilling it's always [Music] two more thanks i'm gonna die thank you danger room check let's see what we get garbage no one surprised oh we got that that's nice look up so large sponsor case sure [Music] big mistake now i was going to get the speed up but i had i have to kill this guy so i should have brought the dice actually there's nowhere to damage me anyways i could i could like damage myself in the boss fight in hopes of getting it but still i might throw a d100 or some garbage yeah i guess he gets this [ __ ] no he doesn't no one gets it because he's useless [Music] take breath you're the back but yeah but like yeah it would have been nice though you're right i should have done it but i can't take it now so oops uh that i'm not going to take that i had backplate on the other guy yeah you're right i should have taken that but i didn't anyways it gets rained up that hurts not getting the other guy [ __ ] man but this is it there's no way i can i can charge up now i think yeah we'll just have to take it guy's gonna be super fast now hope this is more useful than the other thing so we'll bring it with us [Music] we will bring it with us and we go down you can bomb some mushrooms here but they're only like two century check mine entrance that yeah maybe maybe that could have that's like a two bombs for maybe it would have been good though but whatever holy [ __ ] of course the last [ __ ] hit i should have just nodded uh-huh the secret from this year that's very good very unlikely but it may happen sometimes charge charge guy that's actually very good good to have on this dude i hate this thanks it's like a slowest run this is the slow it's actually been the longest [ __ ] run ever but i think the lazarus you know it will be long dice oh my getting so many good grooms man sick [ __ ] rooms pickups do i do it yeah sure worth good resources now at least these are the spawner spiders okay time to abuse flights this is probably the most well often i've had for like doing a uh just a devil's mega satan run holy [ __ ] the moon spit on this guy jesus christ near chill can you chill oh my god what is this guy holy [ __ ] my bullets can't hit this [ __ ] crazy legs jesus christ man chill oh this is a good use for the dice now we're gonna use the dice because we don't need 99 bombs but we could use something like a rock bottom for example okay that we could actually use i'm just gonna cast this i think i'll uh do i do do i do it now because if i do then he's gonna take like his whole heart of damage which i don't want to happen just yet um [ __ ] man he has three yeah yeah no i have to kill the boss first because if i if i take damage from the flames and there it's going to come towards like losing my angel chance i need angel transformer killing like mega satan really dude i can take [ __ ] big hill i think i want that yikes where's it there you are you know i gotta find a boss first as long as i like as long as they have flippers i don't think they need that flip ready because we have a charge mini we have a charge bomb so it's like it's all good no matter what happens we will be able to switch into what we need which is nice okay we're gonna have to use it in here as well well actually i can't damage myself in there unless i use bombs i can bomb myself in there another thing about it it's impossible to find the that's [ __ ] man you also can buy a battery i will buy this though the world there's the boss last [ __ ] room so i could pick up that but yeah we're gonna roll it if i can got a battery too that's nice i'm so bad at this game it's actually unreal sometimes okay all right here we go what a looks [ __ ] he didn't get it um right now we can do it didn't get the angel so that's fine now comes the tricky part use that bring that in here nice drinks last night buddy by the way as promised my refuel company soy soy soy sauce soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy i'm dog [ __ ] placebo okay inner child is that do we want that extra life that's not that's not too great i was gonna heal a bit like so another one what do we have in here again by that right binge eater that's like a decent item decent item it gives like a temporary uh damage up however uh do we re-roll more it we we can still get like rock bottom or echo chamber or something like i can flip back if we have a charge bomb i'm going to use fly to the other guy the other guy's going to get the item for sure let me take a piss all right three more hearts there's a heart in the big room there's a bosch challenger moral scandal to flip now this guy can pick it up if he wants to if i want i can pick it up with this guy now uh also let me blow up these guys in case we get a item killer these blimps are mean man this plane needs to go okay let's pick some more hearts could i buy some here actually and identified the moon okay it makes balance become startups i know i know it does do that but i don't know man the thing is that there's just so many more broken items you can get there that's the issue in my opinion oh perfect we're definitely really now like it's a decent item but you can get i can get better i can do better than that like that oh we can carry it all i carry two [ __ ] he carries two i thought i would switch it out so i could see what this turns into whatever we can check we got a good item though we got a good item the spinner dice is good it's very good shadow now check the item room and we can maybe we can maybe spin down hashi those are terrible how much damage does the bomb do to me it's half a heart it's a full [ __ ] heart yikes that's not good okay i'm not going to take yoshi i have a plan though there's still a thing i can do okay home flights and beggars my god [Music] did i i bombed the [ __ ] are the machine the the okay that's not good uh i'll bump myself twice in here because i was i could use the uh the blood nation machine to spawn a blood nation item and those can be really into brimstone but let me get my let's play this hard how's the game going it's going well but smurf but i just gotta think a lot here this pie is cold on the inside i gotta hit it more okay what do we have we can we yeah we have a boss room up there i'll bomb myself twice see if we get a proc if not we'll go to the boston's room minus speed more attack speed okay minus damage though okay that's the boss plus health of two solar so get us more rerolls punch into that than the rock this is like damage i'll do this i guess oh no this guy's ass [ __ ] balls [ __ ] balls [ __ ] balls this guy's actually no damage holy [ __ ] he's gonna take a while holy [ __ ] calm down thank you three of them really new boss what the [ __ ] have a bit more horse to play around with now so we can bump ourselves some more because it's gonna be totally worth it check this out chad peep this one i'm gonna reel this item into something that's garbage didn't [ __ ] work yikes i don't want it i don't want it [Music] what can i do now like what could i possibly do hold up we have one more try though [ __ ] so [Music] well i'll take depression done because this other thing is garbage what i could not even no we're not doing that whatever whatever dude my pie is done though hold up [Music] spin down can still be good we just gotta get a little bit lucky with bus drop or like item drops we should be fine a little bit all right why what would that spin i don't know what that spins down into i didn't check photoshop i'm doing a tribute on chest by the way [ __ ] don't thank you another one what the [ __ ] five [Music] what is going on pickups on the entire floor okay sure oh oh okay that's pretty rough like one but okay i just had to didn't i wow this guy just cannot defend himself at all this guy's too weak this guy's really [ __ ] weak right now [ __ ] okay [Music] oh my gosh oh okay car about three good [Music] let's have a look-see that's sort of eaten is that a d infinity i see hmm no no it's cheaper too i gotta think here i do want satanic bible it's very very good you drop the spin down or the systemic bible [Music] infinity can do any dice besides spin down i think i'll drop spin down and re-roll it having a re-roll is better than having a spin down like spin that is sometimes good like occasionally but i need a bible but i gotta figure out um if i get car battery in the character then it might [ __ ] with the the um swap [Music] doesn't wouldn't car battery make it so that you swap twice it has no effect on flip no effect on flip then we should get in the other guy that's good that's good um i will have no money after buying the dice though i think i'm gonna swap this bin that nice for it because spinning down the car battery gives like nothing good right yeah i like some dog [ __ ] uh so we're gonna buy this the the infinity because it's like more it's just a better item it's a very good item and we're gonna d six this [ __ ] right okay that's that's unfortunate but we can always just do it again that's a good item though just from this guy i'm just gonna charge this thing and get some money [Music] i could siphon funds i can also take this money but i what i want to do is all these this pickups here i want to reroll them all i want to rear all of them like all the one coins i'm gonna reel them so i can maybe get like some chests or some some better things basically that's gonna be like a plan i guess it would have been there x yeah one coin again okay [ __ ] off there we go that's my real loss too this is a mind [ __ ] two more all right no hairstyling what's up mmmh money yeah i think that he needs more health okay now we can reel them this second fly in though and achieve nothing i guess car battery d1 actually having car battery on the guy with the d6 would actually be better now that i think about it that would actually be better you're right you're just gonna afford it because if you can d1 an item twice that's like that's pretty sick it's really let's see what we got underwhelming so far most of it was in here though okay that was really bad that was really [ __ ] bad that's actually really sad x i guess there goes this no money left zero [ __ ] bucks [Music] i think we'd realize again what did he do that okay i guess compass is fine whatever yeah i was hoping the um it would be a bit better the the the full floor v-roll pickup thing would be like decent but it just wasn't it was just bad that's unfortunate we are one of the items next to the boss turned into a chest though that's good that's worth checking out and uh the room below the okay great thank you the room below the boss also has okay wow that was terrible oh money hello and spent two years picking up this it's gonna take a while yep come on dude okay sure unreal great hold up though probably i'll check this but they can't be well i do need heart so thanks let's go buy a skeleton heart this guy this guy does need a little bit of health so that's fine thank you so world's longest ties at run yeah it's been an hour i'm very only at that's one this is great really i had to get give this one my all all i [ __ ] had we fill that with a heart and we should be good all i really need really is just to get the um also this guy i could i could in the end just d6 this guy because he doesn't have like that great items they're okay but like yeah there we go they're decent that's about it though does this guy shoot bullets when he falls i can't i can never tell okay that's good that's a lot more jacket great um more chests appear for a heart do we want that good for chests no but we need angel rooms to do the mega satans i'm not gonna do it can't can't really do it this guy should get this though okay i guess we're done here yep this guy's going to have like i mean it costs a heart to do to do like items with this guy now but he will get the bunch of help with his bible because he has a car battery god this gun is damaged holy [ __ ] it's awful oh yeah oh that's why i put this on them right that's why they're that now we get too hot every time you use that that's weird yes what's in here though okay this guy can just wait out the room and clear it with the stompy so i guess it doesn't do damage like it's not gonna be a basket or anything finished no i don't think he would do that that's good that's decent it's like three curse rooms i guess i think i'll rear it with the other guy [ __ ] it yes oh my god when is my charge okay you do be needing charge though could it be this would be very good if it's here okay x yikes let's check the shop there we go i may re-roll it now i may and i will i mean okay i will reload again we'll reload again that's fine epic [ __ ] genius actually we'll just take it um because i want to use the rear for an engine room if you get a bad angle like them i'll just use it there okay whatever that's actually just sad not good luck today but whatever yes it's gonna wait until i get my charge nice phd is good let's drop this guy nice what can we do here then i can fly into the cursor and see what we get to chest um could it be very convenient thank you all right i think i'll buy phd on this guy nice because he needs like speed up and speed up and range up if he can get that he's good nice we also have a membership card i guess one key for one coin for a bomb that's passive income boys i'm probably not gonna be able to afford anything but let's see what we get yeah yes not great let's charge my d there we go this is but this is probably my longest run my longest run i ever achieved like basically nothing okay i don't want that please go off thank you oh hello i can't afford that [ __ ] oh his mother hello isaac thanks nice nice you want to take my devil chance while you're at it no engine still guacamole and balls epic this is a terrible run it's just taking forever let me get exiled great and that means we have less chance to get angel uh angel yeah of course why not we've got no dice for every room so far every floor strength i'll keep that how i gotta waste yeah just wait do we have any hearts over here there is a heart i can pick up later i know someone who needs that why's not getting speed this is a [ __ ] joke i was waiting for my speed to go but it just doesn't get it thanks can i get my heart with three all right okay nine months still watching mauling streamer hour there we go [ __ ] this game dude come i forgot about the pill hold up oh great getting somewhere now with this character he's not like he's still slow okay but not that slow now if we get a number five in this diverse room there might be hope instead of only hope nice this room sucks me not that range yep get him there we go we got a five god [ __ ] damn holy [ __ ] albino actually lucky nice nice okay so we kill when you kill mother you can still leave no i think you can you can kill mother and leave the room let's make it run even longer good idea yeah caught smart smart i like what i'm hearing this guy can probably kill whatever bosses in here with his this horn move no or should i just swap and then kill the boss with the other guy a bit faster i think i'll do that he's gonna clear this room that's fine absolutely doable for this guy gotta wait a bit to get my speed up here we go that helps i guess it's not like guaranteed room clear but it's a pretty consistent one it does help it's always being an [ __ ] there we go the moon it's been almost three hours and we're about to maybe get one check mark or two depending on if i get the [ __ ] engine or not i guess chill meat boy the hell oh i just what the [ __ ] you get i i have gotten like a bandage every time now we get the [ __ ] meat what the tower taurus plus meatball i don't know man i'll re-roll it on the other guy i think then i won't be able to reel again [ __ ] but if i pick up meatball in this guy then i won't get like i won't get an upgrade to the bandage girl i will just get like a meat cube as well as the [ __ ] i already have right now yeah i'm gonna kill you i'm gonna leave it for now and check if there's names room it needs to be because if not well actually no it doesn't have it doesn't have to be one because if not we can just reel the stage and then you know so this guy's not going to make it he's going to kill mother do you have to take it he has he had he actually had to take it okay that is fine we can how about we don't go why isn't the meat girl doing and there we go [ __ ] idea didn't get it yikes okay we can try again portal though delirium portal proc but not the [ __ ] thing i need it's great lego lego maybe like a two-hour delirium fight let's try again shall we getting two xl floors is not that bad longest run cry about it bet 3k doubting i'm going to recoup my losses by the time the run is over lull yeah pretty much a bookstore oh i have fly to care sexy there we go thank you rmp thank you for what's up man oh yes i will stand here for a bit look at virtue's time that would be nice so i can actually get an asian room because i kind of need that to like get the mega satan look up higher fan wheel of fortune i can re-roll it d6 about it there we go nice i gotta get some charge man i'm starting with this boss at floor yeah awesome well that's good on this guy actually because he is on one heart then synergy pog i did not need this right now i really did not [ __ ] secret room down there but there goes all my ball hearts but not this guy i got like a pretty good tax bit from that one item it's pretty neat nice okay let's just do the boston well i could i i don't think it i don't think i genuinely don't think there's enough rooms to get charged for the dice again on this floor i don't think i can get it by the way for i'm not oh okay nice great next game i can't even kill them holy [ __ ] there we go we didn't get excelled so we have oh we did we we we did an excel and we rolled into not excel we got we went back into room one so we have like pretty good chance of getting angel done we're pretty good chance that's good at least we got that going uh so what do we do now do we kill it with the other guy we do i want to use a flip now do i if there's an angel room i always have a chance to bomb and they get unchanged characters either way so we can just do this i do set for some hearts go in one down please oh my god we got it okay good you know i don't even know what to say yes at least i got my my holy [ __ ] [ __ ] off i got my key so we can the mega satan at the very least like we have that go on if nothing else we do have that if i had one more charge i could actually reroll that thing but i don't have that charge so it's over but we have the key now so that's good full key yeah i really wish i i really wish i got one more charge for this thing didn't think it through there's a chance it stays up okay let's try that oh it's stayed up is there for now for now it did what a nice room on a zero moon speech character if it sets up i'm very lucky i gotta do i go to the two rooms first there is a chance look at that list all right let's see what we get third percent chance yeah either way i did get the key and i feel like my build is strong my wheel is actually strong enough to do the levels that's that's coming up but yeah it would be nice to have it open it's not open okay monster manual do we want that not really it's not really worth the hard that though i'd say it's worth two hearts yeah that's nice two damage on a fast tech character that's pretty good and now we can do the woods because we have the key so i have the freedom to take those that is nice let's pick up this book here just so we can um maybe get uh recorder all right [Music] wait i gotta go find a secret room now i think i'll go find that it's likely that it's up here no it can't be okay can't be there if i can find a battery now they'll be sick either way i'm gonna go pick up the soul heart we found the secret room it's already open okay anyways i'll just get so hard i guess remember to go to the chest since you have the polaroid yeah i will don't worry about it this is a long [ __ ] grounded a long run oh lord okay all right that's kind of what i needed honestly let's see what happens cos it costs however record i'm still on bookworm but let's use this to see what we get we have car batteries though my tempest i already have bookworm okay but we could get a better book we could get a better book for uh like a book of virtues or like the only thing i guess i'm going for there is a book of virtues and is that really worth it i don't know but i can charge this for one heart and get two back so that's a good trade offer i'd say decent as long as the battery this is gonna be a long [ __ ] run man as long as the battery spawns i can get infinite hearts basically does the battery ever go away or is it like a golden coin where like eventually it will disappear or if it was still here would it show up on the map whatever have i could car by three i could carbohydrate one can get like two more gold batteries that's actually a good point if i carbohydrates let's try to find it because there's some good potential here actually it could be in one of these rooms yes it might have disappeared i think it did ah it could be in that last room though no all right okay that sucks it's because it is a period of like two uses that's kind of stupid what when i picked up the big picked up the battery it was there what this is still here okay so it doesn't show up in the map if it's there it can still be somewhere i gotta find it it's still here there's still hope boys uh this sucks longest run in [ __ ] history this is the longest run i'm ever gonna do this is like longer than when i rigged agreed with [ __ ] kane oh i mean the [ __ ] that's probably gonna soft like me [ __ ] that card no no we're not doing that where's the battery it won't i don't know man i don't know dude look for the battery first i gotta find that [ __ ] surely it's somewhere here so it does not it doesn't soft lock on um excuse me it does not soft lock on [ __ ] uh i hope some of the curse room that would suck we're gonna get mom's heart if i use it i'm pretty sure there you are you [ __ ] okay now we double it if we can find it again not here oh iframes you can abuse the iphone 7. dog benny oh finally dude finally holy [ __ ] okay now chat now we do it okay let's set it up closer to where we want to be what is the duplicate wait what what what does it do that it duplicates the [ __ ] thing that's weird another so this is in here okay uh i don't want that it duplicates that what [Music] do you want us to base those so it's real d6 and the one to use really oh my god so we get that's so good that's so good so we get a new we get a new battery every time let's just move these out so we just we just like we we re-roll and get a battery at the same time infinite d4 yeah infinite e4 we're going to get bigger versions boys i really wish there was a pedestal in any other room now if there was a pedestal anywhere else this would be [ __ ] sick but yeah well it can't real anymore this is the last book okay dog [Music] we can d20 we can d20 you're right you're right let's make a [ __ ] of this hmm [Music] stop dark dark okay now we got a lot of batteries and every time the thing is that every time we pick a battery on this floor it will spawn a battery on another room so even if we re-roll everything here and it's all garbage we will still be able to pick up another battery in another room and duplicate that because we still have a battery storage over here a battery storage here that's right here and there's probably like a bunch of them all over the floor so we're gonna reel this or like charge it again we're gonna d20 okay okay let's hope four cards appear good okay larger epic so basically the other cop basically basically guys the other cop you can just do this hematemesis okay yeah we can just reel now [Music] an item the hierophant good not sure exactly what i'm going for here but do you want me for due to any man why d1 only duplicates one item we're gonna we're gonna like uh zero here till we get a jarrah or something i think would be sick if they only duplicate one pickup so there's no point in using d1 when there's that many you get most bang for your buck with d1 if there's a single pickup in the room but since we have car battery we can duplicate carbon 3 broke this run basically pheromones [Music] [Music] reroll into butter and drop the cookbook outside yeah if i i was thinking about butter but if we can get it sure if not you know that's whatever we're gonna this is the slowest run ever okay and we're gonna do it in the slowest fashion possible all right we're gonna do everything we can to break this [ __ ] beat make a statement and do everything oh traptor i'll leave that in here because i think if you can duplicate that a lot it might be able to spawn a um crawl space that's possible and if we get a crawl space with an item in it you know what that means ace of hearts item there's no point in real rerolling items in here because if you do then uh they will have the bookshelf book book pool we don't want the book pool you want a regular like if i can make an item up here like what i could do here okay chad what i could do is do duping in the secret room just bring a bunch of stuff in the secret room and start doing it there because then i can get an item in the chest spawn yes spawn that in and then uh get a secret secret room items instead the book pool is exhausted so there's no point in that but yeah so many [ __ ] holy [ __ ] yeah cause we could just start doing it in here i don't even have to bring pickups here because i can just drop this actually no we're not gonna do that let's do the same thing here because we get a chest item in here man there we go you never picked up the books i did i did though so i got a decent amount of overall speed up as well nice i'll actually just use that or actually i could do bit and just get a bunch of speed let's do that let's just do that first [Music] speed is fixed now oh my lord oh my god now the game gives me a chance to break it when i tainted lazarus so i'm not gonna [ __ ] hesitate uh lock up i'll i'll take the lockup and duplicate that too actually good day mr albino good day what is this one pheromones the sun gun more just an item there it is [Music] and there we have it all right and now we can infinitely roll those basically what we have now is echo chamber and rock bottom and everything you want that's what we have you just gotta like think for a moment okay we broke the game [Music] do i d 21st i think i'll do that big chest a big challenge testing here oh okay okay i need more keys yes have we not gotten a skeleton yet let the doubters cope more doubters come coke more cup open up [Music] [ __ ] hell dude i'm not going to rear my chest though [ __ ] that got to get some keys man should be a bunch of keys in here i could determine myself a gold care uh the damage up i'll just take that okay this is probably my longest i i like it's very it's it's easy to to like uh to break greed breaking greed is pretty easy breaking regular mode not so much but if you do it it's very nice oh my god two more items i think i'll re-roll them and see what we get in the secret item pool what do you think chet keeper sex dad ring and uh health up ah you know what oh wait dude the hero fans holy [ __ ] and those aren't very useful right now i think we could do better right let's do one more rock bottom glitch crown yeah i think that can uh we can we can work with that we can work with that yeah this crown thank you very much another reroll now should be a pretty decent one more let's see now we got an epic feat there's a straw man and some garbage you know what i think you could do better than that it's epic features here now we want echo chamber we're gonna break the run we gotta do it properly okay no uh half ass breaking here team train oh tm trainer ah doing no we're gonna go for we're gonna go for the good ol like a chamber now we gotta go for echo chamber mega mush off ah this is probably pretty good now we're gonna re-roll it we want echo chamber man you want that good chambered mega mush nah that's for [ __ ] we're gonna go echo chamber chaos is there we could chaos uh [Music] i mean he's so junior eso jr will break we'll just like [Music] now we want the echo chamber though we won't no i i don't i don't care chad i won't i want the echo chamber i can get it for free now i'm gonna get it okay i mean we can no couldn't we bring our key and like do like another check mark as well what other check mark could we do because i think hush and hush on delirium i think the timer is over for them the timer the timer keeps going so that's there's no point in that right rk does not reset the timer so i'm actually going to check that up if it doesn't then that's [ __ ] insane our key the timer and score do not reset this means that the time requirement to beat boss rush question mark and uh broker shovel are not reset yeah so that um search for mom omega i could yeah i could search for mama mega and um if i pick up archie i pick a bar key right and then [Music] so we have it now the r key is mine [Music] [Music] he gets to have that okay you know what the best part is we can still reroll but think now what do we do do we really drag a chamber then i'll save the game yeah we'll exit and continue now we have a save point here okay so i'm gonna review that and try to get the death certificate i haven't unlocked yet so we can't get that but i'm gonna try getting echo chamber to like have a doubters in copium overdrive true we just can't get the [ __ ] thing can we stop dark the orb will be cool but we want to we want echo chamber orb is always nice but i don't know what quality uh mama mega is [Music] you can like the orbeez steal this one yeah i can do that whoops whoops oh we gotta keep risking though that's chill don't worry about it chat we're still good let's check out the joker that this is what you have to do to win with tainted laz it shows how bad this character is he's terrible yeah oh wait a minute we have [ __ ] glitch crown hmm wamper i think one for [Music] we take half we take half a heart now for these three rolls we take half a heart from them ah tremendous [Music] queen of hearts epic that's good oh there it is [Music] [Music] i like the sound of things that came with it you pick up the [ __ ] chamber we got it i can stay forever in the pool higher fans in the [ __ ] pool uh-huh speed up in the [ __ ] pool in with you okay lock up in the [ __ ] pool the fool [ __ ] off now we can have some flight as well i'm not going to pick up any teleport cards anymore [ __ ] that spawns a trapdoor hmm i don't think i want that no [Music] you might as well put this up breaking their game strength they're going in the [ __ ] we've got rock bottom too so it's pretty sick justice i'm not gonna use the stars though there's my skeleton oh oh do we do we just oh [ __ ] no that this could be telepills alright it gives a random effect which could be telepill so i'm not gonna use it i'm gonna [ __ ] out of this one sorry boys i almost did 100 holy [ __ ] kill me what's up it begins it begins the beginning boop [Music] we haven't gotten 40 there are energy that's that's kind of sad but whatever and let's just [Music] i can see forever all right boys it's time to cry save okay one hour for six minutes in one run by the way and boom black room [Music] any items queen of hearts i don't know if that's a good idea i don't know dude but putting this in the queue would be funny these have truly extended beyond copium they have yeah what is this card ancient recall in my queue hello now we're gaming now we're actually gaming check this out empress judgment higher fat put the empress in there we're gaming now oh the world oh oh crawl space every time i use it go [ __ ] damn let's go down oh okay dude let me get this glitch crown too epic [Music] yeah let's go boys let's go the world okay boom another crawl space for me let's check it out wait this is oh it's the same one okay yes so this the scroll space is always the same per level i get it i got pranked let's bring an eden soul one five damage up for a current level regarding the bone hearts okay what's this again let's get put tears up in the queue oh my lord help holy [ __ ] mega batteries epic overcharge the flip also [Music] sponsor restock machine we want that here actually oh now you just need to spend another half hour to make the swapped character not suck true [Music] i knew putting jared in the key was a bad idea [ __ ] hell man i need to reduce the amount of items in here dude okay chill chill chill [Music] are we done here what more could i possibly do now 21 luck oh clap i've already checked all the crawlspaces what i can do though is uh well i would have to get the mama mega somehow i need to like consistently get my omega but if i can go into an item i can go into a shop here's the thing i can archie go into a shop and spawn a restock machine and just restock it until we get my omega that's the the thing now and i can also buff the other guy i could give him some items spawn a beggar spend money on reroll yeah so we now do we just get the other guys to be not [ __ ] this guy is definitely strong enough to beat the game he has wafer as well so like he just can't die uh now we're gonna flip i think and uh try to spawn a beggar to spawn an item to just like real that uh that's probably the way to go now so if we find a judgment card a regular judgment that would be nice what i need regular judgment will be kind of hard to find but [Music] it's a lot of good no items though there we go there's an item now we just need to spawn a restock machine [Music] jesus christ man [Music] [Music] have fun editing this video thanks [Music] yes [Music] he's still kind of [ __ ] yeah we need some stuff on him all right so let's just the issue now is that i think we'll have to do mega state on the next run because on the next run we can uh because like when you kill mega satan sir judgment there you are okay if you kill mega satan then your run is basically like will we keep the key anyways uh because he will uh mega satan ends the game if you don't get the lyrium portal we can also do the lyrium now so we get the lyrium we get mega state and we get all types of [ __ ] so you want to just archie first and then do um stuff but this is basically what you have to do to beat the game i think to last this hour this is how it does this is how it's done okay this is how we do it t20 anything you want there not really i'll uh d6 that garbage the uh ghost pepper he does actually want so we're gonna go get go ahead and get that for him wait where did it go wait where the item go oh we got mace we got mace never mind what [ __ ] off man got it he does a minus two luck but uh that's fine how do we get him back it's up to speed now dupe look yeah yeah let's find it the issue though is that a luck pill for me might not be a luck pill for him because he doesn't have phd that's the problem that is the issue thanks or you can just go and pick up lucky pennies maybe you know i don't think it matters he's he's strong enough to survive he's strong enough he he's actually strong enough to survive it doesn't matter i can just go on with my run and the r key when i get to uh well actually just archery arcane now right is there any reason to not arcane now like because everything i want to do i can do in this yeah i can just argue now [ __ ] it [Music] uh what i'll bring a telescope on this actually so i can have a planetariums as well [Music] nice morons can you spin down into our key next run if you have school bag and are infinite oh yeah i forget if it gets spin down but i think it's been a solid pool that's the thing i believe this yeah i'm not gonna bother getting look on him let's just uh get charged for the flip and then flip okay this guy has 16 damage he should be totally fine that's okay all right still got the key pretty good start on this run here i'd say pretty decent start what's gonna lie the other guy is going to do this he's going to do tears up for this guy genius oh yeah then we can also reload whatever's in there okay uh here's the range up do we take those or do we just spawn a restock machine if we re oh this is actually fine for this guy i'll just take it there's a little bit more range in here so it's fine we've got about we just got a battery floor one and we can already do this and it doesn't even hurt me ah we're back at it boys we're back at it we're back at it we're just [ __ ] back at it okay that did not take long that did not take long that took like [ __ ] two seconds two more luck pills actually gaming right now actually gaming you want some luck at that lazarus yeah i think you need some luck for your uh your little flame there dude i think you could use that there you go how many is that one two three four five six seven eight nine make it ten because he has a minus i think it caps it like i think uh ghost pepper caps at eight luck so we can give him like enough to reach that threshold and then and then some i guess oh it's tears up never mind i used the wrong thing whoops i used the wrong i was gonna use flip okay so we're gonna have to try that again chat listen to me it's fine i'll find the pill again okay [ __ ] up well not this guy's immortal right okay it's not never mind oh i had the good pills and i couldn't [ __ ] is that it larger epic that's a funny item but yeah let's reel the shop for um let's ruin the shop for my mega because that's something we actually do need i don't need those i don't need those i think with membership card too holy [ __ ] okay we got diplopia in here [Music] i have infinite money on this sim sale i have literally no use for it um no i want mama mega i know 4.5 volt is good but more mega is more important uh for right now bff is also nice but i don't need it like you gotta focus on what you actually what do we actually need here what we actually need is mama mega that's like the one thing we do need let's do some batteries and get that like once i get my omega we are set for to hush so i can just do that check mark and i can also do yeah stew will be epic with uh with uh rock bottom but again we don't really need it i want to focus on other things why is it so [ __ ] hard to get the [ __ ] moment still not okay okay oh restock is there isn't it oh it's it's gone still a moment it doesn't like it you have to understand it doesn't matter what we get the only thing we need is a way to open the the thing like the we need to find a way to open hush that's all we need everything else is irrelevant it doesn't matter if i can get that i can just do the game and that's it you don't need to over complicate things like that's all in it there it is we got it that's really all i need i think now we're good carry it thank you now i just had a wonderful idea and they just have a wonderful idea you'll see it when it happens if we can get a certain item in the echo chamber queue called a question mark card okay we get a question mark card then suddenly mama mega is actually pretty good whoops whoops that's not very nice amugus good as a safety measure what we're gonna do now uh we're gonna flip and take cancer on the other guy so he has a wafer as well this means we'll both have wafer there we go now we'll just not die basically with the tears up we're gonna drop that in here i'm gonna flip and do this properly this time what makes it a bit faster i guess that should be enough he should probably hit the tier cap now he's at the cap yeah good we got that on him okay if you find the lucky pen i can it doesn't matter he's fine now he's fine there's no need to buff him more um i'm gonna try to get a question mark card is it really necessary i mean maybe we have my own mega we should be fine we're fine now we have our omega we can break up open the boss rush no the the hush after mother let's just go for it let's just go for it [ __ ] it all right he doesn't get the [ __ ] okay let's just release a bit see what we get [Music] good these are kind of [ __ ] aren't they how long is this run two hours is it time we just finish it what do you think it's a time what do you think chad i'll just ruin this a bit just a bit see what we get if we can get something good that's good if not ah [ __ ] it done let's just leave let's just finish the game we have oh my god we're good you know why i'm starting this [ __ ] epic thank you he can still like just demolish bosses like this is totally fine whatever good question mark yeah like i could go for question mark card like i i definitely could but joker two of clubs if i get it it's gonna be really good but it's gonna make the entire game a joke if i get it definitely a good a good play to do that i'd say all right i think almost really now that's ready nineteen dollar fortnight card locus flies i can't afford it yikes i can't now though right oh it's 27. three dollar bill would be good can i have four let's i can i'll just randomly get startups sick now what room has a bunch of pickups like over here this magnet is [ __ ] me up though lane is [ __ ] up [Music] well i could just recall until i get the [ __ ] thing oh yikes we don't need it i don't know why i'm doing this it's like i think i can make it better but there's no point in making it better because we've already won like a million times over so 47 damage by the way that's not bad damage for this guy i guess all right that's fine i already have so i have rock bottom english crown on the living one good i want this one on there too hold up [Music] look up let's drop that in here nice okay this thing is ready oh i got that just get a little bit of luck [Music] it's a zero at least use the um the d infinity for that to give this guy some luck over time nice when i was to have on rebirth i don't know no idea man anyways last time this is this during this like this run has been like my entire the entire stream of today has just been this run did i check the this by the way i didn't well you can't take it look at the idiot [ __ ] [Music] where's the boss though still lost lost basically what we're doing here is just maximizing the amount of check marks to get on this run basically that's it that's all we're doing [Music] [Music] getting locked now it's pretty good tears up again all right wait oh yeah the the thing didn't spawn because he wasn't active when the ball started uh i need mega satan i need hush i need delirium i might just do the lyrium now i think i think the lyrium is better is the better thing to do now than mega satan honestly do i not just do the lyrium then i think that would be the way to go but like that's just me go planetarium though though if i do magazine i might get yeah [Music] like there's a 50 chance like if i did listen if i did if i do hush and then i do dark uh church there's a chance i'll get it after every boss including mega satan if i yeah but mega satan it all depends on which boss i want to do do i want to do magus because if i do make a statement i can do both if i do make season there's a chance i can do both of them but then again delirium is the hardest one the lyrium is like it's much harder to get to that consistently because it's chance based it's a coin flip yeah now we're doing mega saturn because if i don't make a saturn then i will have then i'll get the most marks total and i and i can also get the lyric from lucky so we're doing that we're doing harsh and then um naked satan and then if we get the lyrium that's good if not then like we got still got a [ __ ] in the marks so it's fine [ __ ] it it'll be easier to get another run that can kill mega satan surely why not guarantee delirium now because because i i just said it i will get if i do this way i will get this uh cathedral chest mega satan and hush the other way i will get uh hush and delirium that's it the other way like i will get so many more marks if i do it this way and i still have a 50 chance of getting delirium during that like more marks and uh a coin toss it's literally just the coin toss and if i get the coin toss i will get every mark done on this guy and we're done with him so i just want to get that and i know yeah getting uh killing delirium is more difficult in any run but i think it's worth the risk in my opinion it's worth because we get more you get more [ __ ] done and then we can focus on like okay i only have to kill the lyrium now that's the only thing i gotta do so i can just focus solely on that you know eleven months my baby thank you good point didn't think of the coin toss to have everything finished with teal as that would be huge [Music] l l why don't you make a statement big for our key because if i do that then i can't do hush i now i can like now i can guarantee her if i do a mega satan before arkey then the game might just end you don't know if it's gonna end until you actually kill him that's the problem but uh now i know i will get hush because i have mega mama mega and i know a lot of things i found that this is the most consistent way to go about it if i want to get the most as much as possible maximizing check marks this is the way to go it arrives in a coin cost but that's just cool can't change that boo yeah l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l ll jesus christ dude jesus [ __ ] christ man holy [ __ ] [Music] drink cathedral so is the time two hours 22 minutes and we're still doing her shacks ll ligma balls [ __ ] wow [Music] working every time though [ __ ] okay epic oh it's not ready upset clear one more room pop the pills up a little molly [Music] [Music] lemme get on now let me get on will be cool let me guitar would be really cool with rock bottom though it will be really cool with rock bottom especially since we have the [ __ ] [ __ ] it summon me some [ __ ] i regret nothing nothing neighbors oh god what a [ __ ] damn okay [Music] two hour run man this so use row two this is where we use the bomb right we use the bomb here no i'll save it for the [ __ ] [ __ ] i'm gonna kill mother first and then i'm gonna use the bomb okay [ __ ] it i'm not taking any risks here no risking [ __ ] [ __ ] you what's this you want to make it run even longer no i don't think i do we can fly [ __ ] spider printer holy [ __ ] kill up with this guy and use the [ __ ] bomb on the other guy now [ __ ] yeah oh my god oh my god there we go okay almond milk oh i'm gonna crash the game i'm gonna crush the game if i get older now dude oh my god oh i had to choose [ __ ] that's my bad i had to choose i forgot we're a flamethrower now though i forgot that i thought i got both whoops can't afford a [ __ ] whatever it is and let's just start holy [ __ ] [Music] [ __ ] bird oh my god holy [ __ ] death oh my cursor hold up cry about it [Music] soul of lazarus yes yes yes and now we do the thing where we go to the cathedral and then we go to the lyrium okay get grown trinket no i don't i don't care about it i don't do it do i look like i need more items right now do i honestly look like any more items at this point do you think so you just want to see the [ __ ] game crash don't you that's what i thought [ __ ] where's the boss all the way down there okay okay i guess this nature goes through the shield some big fires man flight although they can get flights what is that give me that i want it it was so we killed him now and then we're going to the next no [Music] given this guy basically one shots i holy [ __ ] [Music] now this guy does not have the polaroid so we're just going to flip just in case here i don't i don't think it matters but i'm just going to do it just in case i made it door's open that's good why not a bit more attack speed couldn't hurt right farts i got [ __ ] tech now too holy [ __ ] nicely all right they both keep the let me get the items that's pretty cool kind of did it dude let's get monster slung on the other guy let's get sponsors gets monsters long on the other guy okay oops whatever let's kill this guy there we go some more luck pog so we did not get the the lyrium portal there now it's a question just do we get it here you know if we get it here that would be sick but yeah let's just hope we get it okay this is going to be over quick mustache gaming there we go now if we do get delirium that's going to be epic but yeah it's not really okay please please please please fingers crossed oh we got it dude oh oh [ __ ] i [ __ ] knew i made the right call i made the right [ __ ] call holy [ __ ] we're gonna get that certificate today today we're gonna get that [ __ ] this entire map probably on the left there okay let's go in it's [ __ ] drip satan hello let's get oh it's not like it's actually over this way the lyrium has to be top right he has to be top right yeah the delirium is top right i see it that's the only way i i think that's the only place it could be right now so we're gonna go there also this guy have a queen of hearts so we can just pop up a card in there and become more pee this guy is stronger now but if you pop a pill he gets like a million buffs which is epic anyways that's how you beat the game attended the lasters yes there we go boys there we go we beat the game we beat every [ __ ] character in the game okay death certificate unlocked oh my god it took forever i'm so glad i'm so glad i'm never going to play this character ever again in my entire life look at this i'm [ __ ] cinematic look at this flip death certificate and there it is every character done now we're just gonna do the challenges look look at this i'm gonna just oh my god [Music] that's good that's good finally congratulations pino and good riddance to that aids character good rinse good riddance true thank you mctom for the bits i think i forgot i missed some as well uh ram 21 thank you for the prime uh josh thank you for the prime sky crimson thank you for the bits mixed master chapter thank you for the bits we get steps and thank you for uh for the for the prime and small cake thank you for the prime nick tom thank you for more bits and keones thank you for the dear one i was just so [ __ ] like when you're playing that character and you're breaking the game at the same time there's like so many things you got to be aware of like if one if you use mama mega at the wrong time then suddenly your entire plan is gone like you just gotta be like i shouldn't which button do i press here because one one miss you know one misclick and it's all over road to dead god hey up yeah we're gonna pay up we're gonna pay up what is the oh 13 for yes oh my god out there's the trash can is open the trash can is spread down there i'm gonna step on it [ __ ] that yes and your your coins goes in the trash can yes thank you for the lll 256k with like 10 people a cow on a trash farm [Music] oh i'm so [ __ ] relieved i'm actually so [ __ ] relieved dude holy [ __ ] how many people have death certificates 0.8 percent of players have this achievement 0.8 i got a pretty pretty rare achievement pretty rare achievement man okay boys this is the time for to grind out the challenges once you get all of these then we have that god thanks for the [ __ ] coins doubters [Music] thanks for the bits uh rc sondran thank you for the for the prime these are difficult but now we have every item in the game almost to just to support us doing it this is the end of the stream no it's not in the stream this is the beginning of the stream man we just started you need to pick up every item at least once really oh i gotta pick up garbage yikes what am i what can is that is it that this page items is this the page yeah i don't have this i'm missing a couple of things that i just haven't picked up because they're garbage i guess there's a couple of things like uh that i have to pick up is this literally the first run did we did we no we i i remember it was like uh about an hour and about an hour into the today's stream i um everyone was like albinos go the challenges because you were all you said if you didn't get a good run or a check mark within an hour you were gonna do challenges i was like you know what let's give it like let's give it like a couple more attempts and what do you know it was a it was a super scuffed run but then one golden battery one like golden damage battery and my car battery changed everything and i rigged the game for like one hour straight and then i finished the game oh my god [Music] oh i have like a bunch of stuff here best streak to my best my best streak this is like a like a testament to how much i press r in this game best rick too that's great [Music] yes i'll be r alright challenge motivated to to grow in this game and get it done because all we got to do is pick up some shitty items uh like tainted lilith and uh some other like broken characters there's so many good there's so many good characters in this game we just haven't seen them for like a month straight because like the past month has been dedicated to uh i think tainted eden um jacob and uh and lazarus we have only done like really hard selling like characters for the past like month i'd say did you get asap diamonds no i don't think so there's i now now i'll have to do the challenge and then look into how to do the uh specific there's like one for uh daily daily runs you gotta repeat like a couple of daily runs in in a row like 10 or something um there's a suicide king oh okay i see that's uh yeah that's great this is fine some shot speed now and we're good i think because it doesn't go like all the way back we can also check every like secret basically oh [ __ ] that's a pretty good start oh you want to do a challenge or like a bet did you want to do a bet do you want to do a bad boys i know [ __ ] off i i deserve this i deserve this okay after all these struggles i think i deserve it [ __ ] off give me that the rigging continuous the rigging never ends the rigging is here to stay oh more oh yeah hello is actually kind of hard oops the trap door am i just like getting every [ __ ] uh thing you can get from like rocks what the hell you know this item is like i just got coins i just got a coin item and i get an item that can convert four to five damage into an area attack around the entire room that's what i just got it to anyone like wondering why i'm like pogging so hard about this that's what i got i essentially just got a free man i am cheating you have an idea how hard this thing is going to hit open the super secret where is it what where's the c are no secret rooms what's going on it's like on the bottom left maybe yes probably there there we go i also got to check oh more money cool like music to me tremendous a million isn't there a million everyone's going all in got them more insurance for the believers i'd say do we buy deep pockets increases coin cap i mean in the long run that might be worth it in the long run i think that would be worth it we get it first floor i'm gonna buy it i'm just gonna focus on getting as much money as possible more stall hearts more uh more believer insurance i just left the first floor with almost two rows of hearts and one and like i started with three items i found four items in the first floor without an item room by the way 32 coins it's so nice to not switch characters every time i clear a room dude it's actually so nice right now i love this is working great [ __ ] off check this out you like what you see 40 damage aoe nuke or maybe just more i think it does like your damage and then times something maybe i don't know the exact math on that item 45 oh it's plus 10 yeah plus 10 damage but 45 like for one coin is pretty good in the entire room you know everyone's this is gonna be like another nuke which is pretty neat i don't need this guy 10 coins okay more sword arts drop okay [Music] double damage the cremonicon with note yeah but no no with no cooldown and uh for one coin it's pretty good an item to clear out the minions like the small ones like that so spiders are now no longer an issue that's good i'd say not only that unless i can reroll it oh i was thinking of like saving my money for um or saving my keys for the item room but then again i can just yeah we got a school bag i don't think i need that no i will buy a discount key though i'll buy that just so i have one for the next drop by the way is is a crawl space guaranteed like per floor like if i break every rock in a in a floor am i guaranteed to get a crawl space eventually because it seems like every floor has a crawl space tied to it no okay so it's still random good to know [Music] okay let's get some keys shall we should we get some i'm gonna go get some keys i think i think i'm gonna go this is like i'm doing a like everyone's like oh suicide can you so scuffed and i was like getting the most rich [ __ ] the most garbage you can like imagine well i mean that was the [ __ ] pyromaniac and i'm good i could risk it with uh three keys it's unlikely it's very unlikely that this will open it's very unlikely bomb's key pill doesn't seem like it it's possible that i could get it but yeah there goes my keys this could still be bombskies no there's one more pill in here though it could be it if it is i'm going to actually like have a stroke if that actually happens dude okay well that's something yeah that does help three positive pills in a row yeah the the test didn't open time to r if i get the solar like the latch key in this boss that'd be funny nice do i want that range up no i think i'll go for angel rooms yeah we'll just leave for now said i couldn't open that chest but grip chest anyways time to open mushrooms that's my [ __ ] case at least i can open the shop now so there's that right we dodged those though okay okay i can go in here and go out and take this whole lot just fine [Music] nice okay that's actually totally fine i don't care about that oh [ __ ] jesus christ man stop watch i don't know just love to get that now yeah i think i actually need range because like now it goes way too it kind of [ __ ] it up yeah with some decent movement it doesn't really nice thank you nice wow yeah i need range i could try to reroll it honestly it would be funny if i can find a way to re-roll it i will i mean i i didn't die holy [ __ ] what a thank you [ __ ] you need shot speed range good [ __ ] up okay so speed then shot speed is what we need oh [ __ ] yeah okay nice sure about that last four over here [Music] nice have you ever played darkest dungeon and if no do you plan on trying it out yesterday oh great [ __ ] off yeah i gotta fix my shot speed [Music] any like bomb on the first would be sick now though do horse that would be funny too yeah that's really true would be a good uh good finder thank you all right yeah shot speed is so essential here holy [ __ ] luckily bosses drop a lot of things to give shot speed so [ __ ] nice good stuff where's the shop though [ __ ] i thought the [ __ ] uh coin thing would kill him [Music] okay yeah let's uh i i can't do boss rush because there's no secret next to it so let's just do the shop and leave no point in going more doing more of this level you probably don't want shot speed at a literal explosive like netted back at you every time no i want to shot speed so i can shoot it further out that's kind of how this eye this reflection thing works well that's more money the thing is that like the further the more shot speed you shoot speed you have the further it the faster it will go out and hit enemies well range will just keep it in the air longer i'm pretty sure that's how it is [ __ ] speed i don't need more [ __ ] speed actually i think i might just uh break my mushrooms and see if i can find a mushroom like a mushroom item i think that'll be a good play here since we have unlimited bombs essentially there's there's no reason not to i guess holy [ __ ] that's aids i don't have skeletons i can just open [ __ ] the tips for a new player trying to beat the heart 10 times some hard specifically the whole heart damage and boom i mean there's no really like i know not don't get hit sounds like a meme but that's really all you got to do don't get hit nice [Music] that's good [ __ ] hate that guy let's see what ranger does yeah it literally just makes it higher so we don't want the range we want we want shot speed shot speed will send it further out so that's what we want [ __ ] speed [ __ ] speed is important yeah raindrop range ranger which is like the worst i can get that's terrible am i allowed to mold oh yeah go ahead yes that's terrible echo chamber golden [ __ ] though rocks thank you for watching nice the pockets paying off man i think it's already refunded what i spent on it well i'm not gonna spend health getting there isn't suicide king just a heart that or like a card or just outright kills you like is there any at ever any point in using that like ever like why would you okay that's actually aids ah there's a low key nice it's worth if you have an extra life why why is that worse i don't understand how it gives items that's it there we go you gotta like curve it around them basically short speed good oh my god that's so good with this eden soul okay this is a difficult choice virtues i think virtues for sure because i'm gonna be using you so much are we getting there i'm just gonna i'm not even gonna look it up we're getting the hairline book do we kill it oh there's no point let's go down i'll try it when i need it okay all right we got a thing wow thank [Music] you course most money i don't know what those things actually do but we'll see oh my show speed is so much better now dude this it's so much easier to use which with a little bit of saw speed it's my range is like doubled but just from that holy [ __ ] that's like [ __ ] crazy how good how much better you got from like 0.43 uh attacks like shot speed it's just like a different world it's so much better dude actually usable now yes i shot speed is key here uh there we go plus five coins you can open doors with coins instead of keys i don't really need that i'll get the heart instead and we'll leave whispers have a chance to drop money when they die okay so it's like a refund basically i got more uses of it now essentially nice based now it's modern i noticed his suit like normal tears that can damage me they haven't dropped any keys yet or like money yet the pocket's good the pocket's good deep oh that's gonna baste i'll just use one of my 98 bombs you know what that's fine i can afford it i think i want to go to the super secret just in case there's something cooler like a [ __ ] solar oh my god goodbye spend one get two based pretty fly now we got three [Music] i'll i'll bring this this is fine but there's two of this though if it's good then okay i'll bring that what's this oh hello oh [ __ ] we got this though man i didn't want to take pick up that [ __ ] god damn it [Music] you're kidding me did not just do we get both we actually bought i'm done not great items but still wait we get more of these rooms [ __ ] cursed eye man come on look at this it's gonna do a good damage but we're kind of [ __ ] here didn't buy a school bike yeah now i realized that was kind of a mistake but whatever it's been three get three back pog goodbye i'm using this to damage everything and i'm in the room and i'm still like getting my money back basically [Music] i'll lose a bomb for that epic oh it begins it begins it actually just begins now this is what it's going to be like [ __ ] cursed man i hate this i just made a challenge so much [ __ ] i didn't even want to pick it up it was an accident i didn't mean to do it jesus [ __ ] off i can afford it eat a dick i mean says your red heart count to one ah why not i'll get it right back that's fine hello fort size yeah why not i don't know if we fart but i want to see oh my god it's big money i kind of need that now i'm spending so much no no i don't think i will no oh all right more pills [Music] oh no oh i gulped it let's go staging of bafflement is mine now thank you you killed one and you get immortality for the rest that's pretty sick okay [ __ ] off now all the way over here i don't want to be here i [ __ ] off get back see i still got 100 plus money okay get bonked to the other side of the map that's better [Music] this will not bow this will help out now it's going to be a bit easier to survive all this garbage a bit easier clap shook the whoop i should have asked goodbye man one there one there why did it have to be that one shot speed why is it where did that supposed to be the [ __ ] okay i'm done [Music] uh based [Music] anyways so we're gonna kill isaac is basically i'm gonna be pressing one button so many [ __ ] pits dude all right anyways i'm just gonna take a quick fap oh got him oh i got him we won it it happened one more challenge done i had actually already done that so i didn't get the achievements yikes but i'm gonna go take a piss beerbee so uh foreign oh so so so good morning let's um let me saw here we got now cat got your tongue wow could be oh we gotta sling the [ __ ] and kill mother it should be fine [Music] this [ __ ] is big man holy [ __ ] you wanna gamble we can probably gamble annoying to use but got him this is just entirely useless for me i guess [Music] no i can't actually i need keys this is annoying it's not it doesn't seem very hard it's just gonna be a bit annoying if you get one item if you get like one knight in the synergizes it's probably easy as [ __ ] but yeah four or five volt would be nice but i don't have money so f nice good this is a cat got your tongue it doesn't challenge his name i think oh we do have some money now though nine coins we're not far away if we if we find a decent coin from a keeper then maybe escaper we are one away one oh oh that's nice all right i'll get that that's nice now my poop will recharge my flies it doesn't grease it completely it just kinda resets oh this is bad nice [Music] good oh we got some bombs that's fine that was a super secret actually okay i don't know what character this is no idea jesus christ it's probably just isaac yeah pretty basics that's oh cool nice wow more money okay if it's here i'm gonna be very happy oh [ __ ] all right yikes nice i can't sleep yeah okay i get it okay sure well if it's harder it does it hard or they just have low oh speed nice based now do we try so you risk it for a more devoid the devil pool actually has a decent amount of minions it's all way more familiar nice flight epic all right are you eating a kiwi yeah i love kiwis delicious morons we're using a queue with the skin on yeah you don't have to peel it there we go there we go thank you you can eat the skin yeah you can it's like good fibers okay [Music] thank you for the best person thank you more flies imagine feeling your giving no it worked good because i only had one bomb yes yikes dude okay let's leave them there we go dash in the direction to use wait what oh okay that's probably better use the speed as well which makes flinging this a lot easier the speed is good to use it you're just like [ __ ] now look at that [ __ ] thank you one more room and i can charge this or so i thought [Music] best okay i get a [ __ ] pill i'm done pill mimic nah nah i don't think me [ __ ] there we go so many [ __ ] heads jesus christ sure that's actually gonna help out do a little damage here we go nice scam thank you thanks i missed oh my god it's over oh epic oh i got angel chance though ah nice that is good left there you're a [ __ ] there's so many [ __ ] chests dude [Music] nice okay [Music] that's probably good oh hello money where's the ball it's like all the way down there then i guess i haven't gotten a single ruin yet but hey one day one of these days man oh goodbye that's pretty good oh hello oh hello okay all right now that's fine that's fine pretty good item pretty decent decent build so far i gotta say no complaints what will they get if you use it sec balls i didn't get a wisp did i strange thank you yeah i probably i i didn't see the whisper maybe i'm blind i could be blind may very much be a blind moment uh ask a teal thank you for the tier one well this is mean with us got him though give me key [ __ ] oh all right uh based oh [ __ ] it it's fine we can just be we can just beat the game i don't have to buy anything oh yeah that kind of just beats the game for me sure what's this that's great i don't know what the thought process behind making that mod was but here we are oh it actually does damage it's pretty nice not bad i get him it got him get him please there we go sure sure i can shoot now i can do things well i guess like char recharging wisps too cool they do be doing damage though look at that oh my god carry the forgotten can't attack either okay he's also blind there we go we did it clap ugless whatever that is forgotten carrying the that was like a curse of the tower carry they did it just it killed like three bosses for me like straight up okay so now we have a decent uh decent progression here decent progression glass cannon when life gives you lemons uh yeah i'm glad you got such good looking i mean even if i didn't it should have been like i guess yeah because of the tower was just like not now i win but if a boss damages me they're just gonna die to bombs usually usually that's what happens glass cannon time there we go oh we got another okay all right a big fetus yikes all right a lot of spiders man let's get three secrets too that's pretty nice complain and this is uh oh we gotta just kill satan with this okay again on my live settings i believe okay yeah i'm so good surely what could possibly go wrong where's it then if it's not there gonna be like oh they're both here they're both here nice room there we go got some sword large that's nice that's nice i can't complain it's hard to see which one is the one that i'm actually used by controlling when that happens holy [ __ ] nice big money three bottom i'm getting so many swords dude it's actually unreal keys as well all right what can we buy bffs that could be nice to have down the line i think box of friends too it's not like you need more damage than this like oh this is good this is a funny item oh i can actually break this nice black card this one's really good next floor we can use this to increase the angle chance it's pretty sick part please thank you no item rooms when i'm still getting items it's pretty slick i think well but really i can't pronounce that thank you for the sub man bob bob roglio thank you that was anyways it gets really confusing when it happens i hit it might as well i guess goodbye helpful good i mean i could look for more stuff i i wanna at least do the secret room because they're free at the very least i should do that thank you thank you there we go really all right don't hear me oh hello [ __ ] off man jesus there no okay attacks well we got bff on it so that's nice that's good it's probably to the right over here though oh it can't because there's rocks right where could a super single then it's like behind the mini box maybe i'm gonna buy a box of friends because it's funny i don't need more damage there's literally no reason for it so booker blair is just cringe oh no no it does increase angel chance does it doesn't it it does do that but this one would be so funny though big attack flight times two like uh that's that's more that's much more funny forget it we lose three percent chance but having two attackers will be funny would be funny though here what there uh am i missing something here at the edge of this room maybe didn't i blow that up oh i just i almost did okay scam about you give me money instead because i thought i bumped that i guess the hitbox is a bit precise sometimes lower beggar no is it wait is this seller oh it's it is seller too holy okay well it doesn't matter because it's just like the devil sometimes you're looking at that i guess if it was a normal biker it would actually increase my chance but wait no you [ __ ] god okay ah you [ __ ] i i anyways doesn't matter if it was a regular break it would matter but it was a devil so it literally doesn't matter oh yes more moments more on gaming there that would be sick but whatever [Music] there we go never done ng plus not today not today i think there we go i almost got it oh [Music] well they do actually go like that that's nice i thought it was stack on the same one but yeah there's there's so much damage holy [ __ ] i don't even have to fire that's nice old card random dice effect okay surely this will go well oh my god that usually doesn't happen now this thing is gonna hit hard now it's a little bit of rigging okay what a joke plus three more damage okay that's fly is pretty strong man if i can get the forward now and just to get the [ __ ] none of those that would be though actually that would actually be hilarious that would actually be great we got a beggar anyways nice goodbye 17 for more chance good that's nice this oh thank you nice now i may do the boss rush oh my god more holy [ __ ] i'm hitting hard now dude la bomba good morning got him [Music] goodbye i could blow this up emperor oh that's something that kills me right okay yeah no if you it's like a budget extra life last resole that's like it automatically uses if you die right like an extra life yeah yeah okay i don't want to carry that card with me it's gonna [ __ ] up my build now i have like actually good items i don't want to like lose it [ __ ] off please don't greed die well we're gonna be able to afford things that's for sure if we can find a shop i guess [ __ ] nice nice nothing holy [ __ ] bye i thought i would run away in time [ __ ] her how did that hit him bastard no angel holy [ __ ] what is this how 90 by the way wow i just serve a sacred heart man give it to me i want to use this afterwards you want to stand still for a second give it angel thank you well it's another it's another [ __ ] orbital why not sorry about it really dude [ __ ] [ __ ] yes okay let's go to the boss and finish [ __ ] this well we could go for secret trims honestly there might be one here yes yes yikes got it epic okay that's that's gonna be it for this level i guess there's so many good items i can get in the in the shop right now like if i get a four five volt or yeah there's some things that i want but it's okay dude [ __ ] you well i could have donated like a health item but whatever whatever dude that really hit me as well holy [ __ ] 10 pickup collectibles wait pickups that's stupid what do you want that you're in the right mind we want that okay that was stupid also gets pedestals but it didn't say on the description but whatever what is this challenge is called glass cannon that's exactly what it sounds like as you can probably tell what ah yeah i mean i mean maybe or skin can this like not be great for like once in my life oh my god thank you oh king baby let's go i mean it doesn't really do anything i don't know why i got excited for that but whatever boom this guy literally only gives slice and garbage right yeah [ __ ] you dude we get a chance for killing him though do we foreskin in the secret room what could we possibly get there though like it's like if i wanted to use that i would use it in uh we could get like echo chamber or like something funny uh what's the consider one heart of truth solar system ultimately also grants a rock in our container that can never be filled single like this item uh death certificate we could get that yeah that's true we could echo chamber seriously that's that's a [ __ ] [ __ ] it let's just try it what the [ __ ] what are you kidding me oh my god dude i just unlocked this wow wow wow okay that uh here we are what what the [ __ ] this today i i i don't even know man any item in the entire game i could take right now split oh we got some chests as well d6 parasite uh pyromaniac would be good yeah permanently will be sick i mean brimstone is also nice buffer is nice pyramidic will be like the the easy cheese but we don't want that like we want to have like we want to have fun we want to have fun with this challenge so we're not going to go for like the guaranteed win garbage uh no wait is an echo chamber here i think echo chamber is here i'm pretty sure it is we can get the moguls we do a bff though so like a sick sacred heart is here we have sacred heart uh just for some insane damage but don't pick up anything it's difficult to navigate this without taking some garbage you don't want it's just constant states of pog right now there it is my friend echo chamber ah my beloved the most broken item in the game did we take that c-section for that god what's c-section what is c-section it's an unobtainable item what what what is it what the [ __ ] is c-section editing bodyweight repentance currently implemented has no effect uh beyond the custom similar to little stomach incision oh it's actually really hard to get yeah it doesn't work it's a challenge don't do it or you're in a challenge oh so in challenges that it doesn't count you got to find it in like a regular run then can't get achievements and challenges okay yeah no but it doesn't count towards like your pick it up xd okay i want to get echo chamber i think that's the funniest i think uh echo chamber is the finished item like it's broken as [ __ ] tm trainer for epic if i see anything else i'll take that but i think for now we're gonna go with echo chamber i guess it's epic epic chamber get dogma yeah i decided we're getting this [Music] we're getting that all right now we take this bike up again [Music] no cars in here i guess i keep never got [ __ ] yet oops first try i just get let's like last week this is like literally the first run after i unlock it or like a second maybe third or something and i i just get it just like that one foreskin it was all it took now it's gonna get to get some good cards how are we going to get that like a good rune or something would be sick let's just check now i want to get like some good good [ __ ] if there's a card machine here that was sick what is this thank you [Music] thank you oh that was easy all right [Music] this guy can give cards so okay i don't want that okay [Music] uh i could restrict this i guess worth big nice yeah i think uh picking up like uh pyromaniac or something like that would be just boring for this one i'm happy i picked what i picked can't be there i could also just break skills for uh for the cards epic i'll just i'll go break some skulls maybe i'll get the card there's a chance okay there's a chance we're just going to spend like whenever i get echo chamber the run goes like the timer for the run goes up for like two years every [ __ ] time did okay nothing here funny maggot man force last night for the tier one stalling content yeah but it would be it's it's funny to get like a super good [ __ ] uh like pillar card like i get a rune a good rune on echo chamber is insane and of course there's like the ancient recall meme as you can get sometimes we could be getting devil deals though about done into black hearts leviathan means damage and speed could be funny but i like having the fart hearts you get like flies i forget i'm not gonna take it i want my [ __ ] hearts can i have like a good thing please look at those look at those flies doing everything for me there we go okay goodbye i could go in there but that's just like i think i will actually all right one good card is all it takes right now run this thing i think this thing can give cards or like pills but this is rare it's not like i have anything else to spend my money on so these things are scams i'm not even gonna bother actual scam kind of regret it now just a little bit a little bit of regrets small little but i got mako chamber though i got my echo chamber i did get that it's not all bad i do kind of regret it though oh yikes okay i'm stupid uh sure magic skin i don't know this works okay i just make a bunch of tears okay oh oh do i do i do that i'm drowsy the golden pill is in the pool now the gold pill is in the pool all right okay [Music] speed up and tear support oh hell's down yikes yikes tears up a small price to pay for being small yes there it is okay it makes sense though it's more like the smaller i get the more damage i the less health i have like it makes sense you know i'm very tiny i'm very tiny actually oh bff for this poke i'm incredibly small i can't see myself there i am it's impossible to hit me now i'm so [ __ ] tired holy [ __ ] got him you very much i could probably get smaller i'm telling you i could get smaller bet oh card death let's put death in the queue let's go i'm even smaller even smaller oh [ __ ] i'm a little pixel actual pixel oh hello i don't need that no that's not the room that i want okay can't say this cannot say this somebody's rune of preference any cool runes hard red hearts tears up [Music] what does that even do tears up in red hearts oh my god all right what's this oh my god okay i'm so small okay let's try to fight no no let's try to find more i want to see how like we got this going now i want to see how small i can get i wanna see how small i can get we gotta we gotta see that like i have a chance to do it now so i'm gonna do it of course i will gameplay do we just use the last [ __ ] no do i use the lost soul i mean it's it's one smaller size right we can also reset the level there's no there's a gold pill we can use the gold pillow and over i'm so small though i can't i'm literally like one pixel one pixel now i want to get more cards and [ __ ] i want to get even smaller this is good oh better yikes it's so fast uh homing familiars did none of them shoot those doesn't matter that's whatever [ __ ] off i hate those guys so much i'm actually gonna die now imagine imagine the fighters through the run like that [ __ ] that thing man give me excited oh god good for the final boss got him give me a card man okay card and a pill based add a card i gotta give health to get those hormones it's queen of hearts i am smaller oh i'm actually one pixel now oh my god holy [ __ ] can you see me on the stream like am i actually invisible i'm not going to take that fair monster [ __ ] actually i have power i have harsher to refill it so it's fine it looks fine now we're tiny now we're [ __ ] talking look how [ __ ] small i am oh [ __ ] good looking guess idiot oh [ __ ] i can tell where i am it's not that there we go got him i was lifting the trophy there no i don't know if you can tell you see easy win i didn't try to i i even like went out of my way to try to ruin that with like a health down pill the best card in the game yeah rules card i can't wait to find that that's gonna be it for today it's been uh six hours twenty minutes of streaming now i started a bit early because i was hungover and like i usually get tired early in the night when i get hungover so we we've actually been going for it's only like 10 43 but we've been going for like six and a half hour so i'm gonna call it today and i'll see you let me actually check my schedule here i'll have to update you on discord because uh the thing is that like tomorrow uh or or on tuesday we haven't decided yet either tomorrow or tuesday i'm going to go to my mom's place and like learn to do the cook cooking that i'm going to be doing for the cooking stream uh but we have to figure it out if that's tomorrow then no stream tomorrow but if it's uh yeah i'll let you know on discord anyways take care thank you for watching love you all and have a nice week good night

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Published: Mon Aug 16 2021