The Stardew Valley Mod That Lets You Commit CRIMES

I had the idea of becoming a criminal mastermind in stardew Valley so I downloaded three separate mods that allow me to break the law in Pelican town with the goal of making or stealing 10 000 gold the catchers that if I'm seen by one of those pesky Goody Two Shoe Villages then the run is over and I'll end up behind bars I tried to go for an outfit that made us seem the least bit like a criminal as possible I think I did pretty well perfectly and specular citizen don't they mean Pelican town I'm just your average citizen man so here's our objectives for today right we have to make 10 000 gold only from crimes and the crimes we have are shoplifting going into the trash can and beating people up I have to steal from every single store in Pelican Town Sandy doesn't count because Sandy's not in Pelican town if I'm seen in any point in the run while committing the crimes that's when it's over so so if we go to Pierre's shop he'll be selling something new for us that will be very useful to commit our crimes he is selling a lock pick I don't know why Pierre thought it would be a good idea to sell a log pit I feel like that's very counter-intuitive chickening out wait what did you say to me reminds me of your grandpa he's talking about my dead Grandpa let's fight I mean if you say so Lewis did mayor Lewis just go to heaven now that I have these shorts I think I'm the mayor now oh my God is that Lewis did we kill him sorry say anything about my grandpa again you ain't getting off that bed I got a thousand gold for beating up Lewis 10 000 gold might be a bit easy if we just have to beat up Lewis 10 times which I will happily beat up Lewis 10 times stupid who's stupid when Pierre you're selling a lock pick where I can buy two of them why did I buy a second lock but I think we only need one let's make piez the first place that we hit I wanna get revenge for all those potatoes I sold him and then he tried to sell back to me for like double the price [Music] foreign [Music] make some money I think they've all gone where's he going oh he's gone to bed he has no idea shoplift yes please five Peach saplings okay run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run oh my God that was exhilarating can I sell these back to him is he gonna realize that these are out of his stock no one comes out of their home till like nine o'clock right a baguette here how did how'd you sleep last night I just happened to have these Peach saplings that I just made wow okay so 10 grand might be um a total at all of amount one robbery we just made seven and a half thousand gold I'm thinking 2 10 grand might be too little money's never at her place so on the day she's just gone and deciding that she doesn't run her business we could just Waltz on in poor thing look at them Pam look who's talking really wanted to beat the out of Pam in the middle of a JoJo mart but Shane you're in the way do it I can't if I beat her up and Shane sees me then I get kicked out of pelican town the chain move that's for Penny Pam we're already almost at our goal it will be easy [Music] I just felt like I had to I think today let's target a star drop Saloon I've got The Perfect Crime for it hey gus can I get a beer for that I'm just gonna I'm just gonna go drink it uh I'm just gonna go drink it uh up no one will know that I'm hiding up here and once the saloon closes down all I have to do is Waltz on down and take it from the counter I don't even have to lock pick my way in wow doesn't time move so fast when you're having fun go go oh no Clint what are you doing here it's one o'clock did he see me do we need an action replay on that oh that's all I can take as a Peter he just rolled Stone in the saloon has closed uh we're gonna pass out too it's fine no one saw us pass out we've been pushed back when it comes to the money but we did get to keep the pizza so that's nice can I steal from JoJo Mart steal from the big corporations remember kids don't steal from small businesses take from the corporations wait Harvey isn't there I mean I feel bad stealing from the local doctor but free money energy tonic two of them go go go go run run run run run run run run I can now put these drugs on the black market these drugs are going right into the black and white do you think she heard that as William as shop or is he out fishing somewhere well he's not in here either you've already shoplift today that's enough It's never enough is it some sort of law that I can't shoplift more than once a day that is going off to our nice friendly drug traffickers Who'll Stop in at night time we've actually just started a cartel and Pelican town we are the beginning of the pistado valley Black Market silk Valley are you gonna be Walter White no because RT games has already done a Walter White gimmick for a stardew valley I'm gonna be a little more like a narcos wait Manny's not here wait wait wait wait it's nice to see Armani have a good day wait man he's away from his shop and she's hey Shane so nice to see you Shane I just uh I've just come to give give you a visit and introduce myself I've come to in Jerusalem myself I'm the new farmer I am that's what I was doing I'm Kid busy can't can't you tell I I can't tell I can see you're a very you're a very busy man um I'll let you I'll let you be don't tell uh don't tell anyone I was here we're just gonna have to wait here till night time I didn't see money come back here right she's probably on her way oh does money hang out at the saloon until 11. oh oh oh oh oh and then don't mind me I'm just just um if you're having a nice seat the car at the bench money we need to take off this clothing we need to be in the shadows lurking at all times I'm gonna feel pleasure stealing from you Manny where is she there she is she's fast asleep is she wearing a night cap hey that's all you have in stock is hey that okay sure I'll take the 12 hey thanks Marnie oh no we're gonna pass out again at least get to the house no I didn't even get to the house in time I don't think I'm a very good criminal so we can just we can't sell this hay back to her right I think today should be the day that we finally hit Willy's as nighttime hits so do I is Willie at the pub is that where he goes on a Monday night um hey Will tonight and you know I really I realized I don't have my um [Music] um I was really craving some trout soup I just weird cravings for some trout soup and I thought what better place to come along than to hang out with Willie my good pirate friend and drink some trout soup yummy thanks for that thanks for the late night chats Willy that was way too close I think the next best thing we can do is maybe try Clint's Clint's fast asleep wait am I just buying from you no I'm not here to shop I'm here to shoplift it's two different things I'm here to I'm here to steal from you tired was a bust it was a bad bust we almost got caught so many times the hay made me no money someone dropped you off at the clinic last night you've passed out from exhaustion I'll build you 936 gold I don't have health insurance last night a Georgia team member found you incapacitated a medical team was dispatched to bring you home safely we'll build you 878 for this service Georgia has cheaper Medical Care than Harvey suddenly I don't feel bad for robbing Harvey there was like an extra hundred dollars Willie goes to the saloon to drink then while he's there we can just we can just go on down and steal there is there is all right what has he got in here trout soup in his cash register he just has two bowls of trout soup what do you think you're going pal oh you want to go to bed huh huh oh you want to go to bed huh huh not on my lap watch Robin's missing her favorite ax you're gonna be missing a lot more than that because tonight we're gonna be robbing your place we're gonna be robbing your place oh my God that's really funny Robin's out we can use the back entrance [Music] is it this easy just like that through the bed [Music] that was way too close Robin almost saw us 19 Stone okay we made 38 gold we really are a master criminal Clint's gonna be out washing away his misery and his feelings for Emily in the saloon while he's out in the saloon that's when we sneak in he's off at three iron ore I think I think Pelican Town might just be a bit poor what's in his bedroom if he's only just gonna give us iron ore he can at least give us some Secrets dear Emily I know you only think of me as a friend it's my fault I'm too shy I'll never have the courage to tell you the truth that's why I'm writing this letter to myself that I'll certainly crumple up and toss in the corner oh my God what a loser no wonder he was so easy to Rob it's even less than yesterday we're really just scraping up to 10 000 at this point okay so the egg Festival is today but now would be the perfect time to steal everyone's hanging out in town and I can just go into Mia Lewis's house I guess it'd be pretty obvious that it was me though because everyone else would be in town and I'd be the only one that's not there oh it's too easy stole it from right out from underneath their noses kind of wanted to see if we can go rob the Joe Jamar who's gonna expect a robbery right after we've just won the egg Festival there's no way that he'll have the energy to go rob them the biggest supermarket in Pelican town the final hit oh they're still just both here maybe I can shovel it from no all right let's just go rob here then why is he still awake I can't let you know I was here Pierre I'm sorry you'll forget all this in a moment we've hit the motherload we've had the actual motherload and we don't have enough space the final hit to retire on one last score and we managed to pull it off without anyone ever knowing he's not gonna remember a thing look at that bank 17 grand who says crime doesn't pay [Music]

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Length: 11min 38sec (698 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 23 2022