Demetrius Sucks, So I Married His Wife...

every stardew player I know seems to be a robin fanatic so much so that they even prey on her marriage's downfall the issue is that base game you can't actually marry her but I being who I am wanted to change that so I went through and downloaded a robin marriage mod but what I didn't expect was the roller coaster of drama this mod was going to send me down oh Demetrius you dog I'm actually more of a Caroline enjoyer but you know what I like Robin I'm actually I think Robin's great and I was very disappointed when I couldn't marry her Robin foreign dye her hair wait this isn't the woman that I wanted to marry Veronica who are you I'm Robin's sister Veronica by the way I'm managing the shop at the moment okay so this mod adds an a new character Demetrius what did you do with Robin what's the law here to Demetrius and Robert get a divorce and then did Demetrius just like Mary Robin's sister or is it like an alternative timeline where Robin and Demetrius never married and instead he married Veronica then where the hell is Robin dude if Demetrius broke up with Robin and then married her sister this is really messed up for seven Maru right Carolyn I've got some drama for you if you want to hear about it you know Robin's sister you won't believe who she's dating Robin what are you doing up here in the community center are you thinking of rebuilding it now that you've got free time hi nice to meet you you probably already met my sister Veronica but I'm Robin I actually own the carpentry shop but Veronica's been helping me out while I was taking extended vacation oh where are you living you're met my son Sebastian right he's a little shy but I'm sure he'll warm up to you wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait roll it back she said her son Sebastian does that confirm that it was a divorce he could probably use a friend right now uh I'm just kind of aiming to be a stepdad to be honest with you yo Robin really just lives with Leah and I like how she just hangs out by the wood the mountains is such a beautiful area don't you think yeah it's a shame you don't live there anymore Robin does Veronica have hearts too she does does that mean Veronica has hard events did you know that Sebastian almost burnt down her house one time what lived an old cigarette on his bed oh my God Sebastian there's a lot of wood in that house she's like can you be friends with him please so he doesn't commit arson again have I told you that I built the carpentry shop from the ground up and you got kicked out of it by Demetrius how good were his lawyers oh her first event it's just dancing is she dancing for the flower dance she's like I haven't been single in 25 years I gotta practice those moves let's see if wow she just switched out transformed in front of our eyes like Sailor Moon what are you doing here Nino uh it's public property Robin I can be here I've been lonely since the divorce confirmed it was a divorce I enjoyed dancing but there's no one to dance with I was lonely tonight so I thought I'd come out here and dance but no one would see me we could dance together we can leave your friends to hide pathetic aren't I yeah are you kind of old to be doing the flower dance anyways hey Grandma leave the flower dance to us kids if your friends don't dance then there are no friends of mine oh it's a quote from the song I was just singing I'm gonna say why dots alone when we can dance together I want to see if we can dance with Robin really oh thank you since we're out here now do you want to dance with me yes yes please this is everything I've ever wanted oh what's wrong with our face what is it happening ew what the [ __ ] why did we look like that we'll be doing Gangnam Style dude chat I think we need to do some investigating tomorrow morning I think we need to do a little bit of snooping in the town where does Veronica walk out of oh oh Veronica's in the bed oh Demetrius you dog does Robin know about this do the kids know about this oh my God I have to tell Carolyn Carolyn girl this is a down for a second you're not just gonna believe oh I swarm bit together the Facebook Community page is about to pop off Robin doesn't come to the weekly exercise class oh my god did they kick Robin out this is the Desperate Housewives of Pelican Town Veronica do you have hard events wait she loves the same things as Robin she just replaced Robin's life in every way the kids were over the other day so I cooked up some spaghetti I was in the mood for it again so I thought I'd drop off a fresh dish of spaghetti for your enjoyment wow I can't believe it she put spaghetti in an envelope and sent it to us I lost my favorite X if you find it please return Veronica she even stole Robin's ax I found the spaghetti in an envelope do you want it oh oh this must be a six heart event do I have to do Sims voice while I have covered why can't you see that I'm not lazy I do a lot of programming jobs Sebastian I believe in you but I'm concerned you're wasting your way down in the basement maybe this is why he stayed with Demetrius oh and here comes the big man himself what's going on nothing I'm going to my room some things in the way oh I'm in the way Mom doesn't think my job is a real one you agree that what she's saying right it's not about what you do for a living Sebastian your mum is just worried about that toll that might be taking on you parents just don't understand word I think she's just concerned that you're not touching grass Sebastian spend too much time on that VR chat I'm fine with my life just as it is some things and no way thanks Nino I'm sorry you had to see that don't worry Robin one day you'll see how proud of him you really are thanks Demetrius I guess I should be going then kicked out of the very house she built from the ground up huh with the VOC saves coming back I'm happy you care but please do remember to respect the lifestyle I've chosen of course I love you sebby I'm very proud of you so that was Robin's sixth heart event Veronica and Demetrius are hanging out together and Robin's just chilling by herself oh my God it's actually just so depressing springy is a busy time of year so it's nice to have a day off to catch up with friends foreign Robin I'm so happy that you decided to move to your grandpa's farm it's nice to have a friend like you friend we mean friend after the divorce I thought I was all alone but the people in the valley really came together and made me feel at home again she doesn't know they sit in the aerobics class and just talk [ __ ] about her all day but something was still missing a good friend like you she's really nailing home the whole good friend thing huh something people don't know about your grandpa was that he used to grow a small Grove of pumpkins on the farm a few days before spiritive a large pumpkin would show up at the doorstep of all the kids houses sibi tried to act cool but here Maru would end up laughing and giggling as they tried to decide what to carve no one seems to realize it but sebi is actually a very adoring Big Brother towards meru oh that's really cute does it not freak you out that I'm like the same age as your son oh [ __ ] is this her eight heart event look she really likes a wood she just stares at trees hey Nino what are you doing out here I decided I want to look at Trees Too do you think you could give me a hand on a project I've been working on yes thanks follow me first we need to cut a specific piece of wood she's going to cut down the house from the inside out she's like yeah we actually just need this piece of wood from demetrius's bed frame ah so sorry Nino what just happened I should have been more careful can you forgive me what the [ __ ] just happened don't worry about it it was my fault my hands slipped did she cut off my hand what happened am I just handless now uh don't worry about it my hand slipped and now it's gone sure what rest are you sure you're okay your hand was nearly soared off oh my God are we blushing right now damn oh [ __ ] the [ __ ] was that one why was she shaking like that what is happening maybe you should go see Harvey just in case you are bleeding a little so you are injured using a sore is that right well let's have a look here I'm afraid you're girlfriend will need to leave you while I examine you what the [ __ ] Harvey why did you just make that weird it's the whole Tate Robin post divorce is everyone just siding with Demetrius here that is really unprofessional Harvey I don't think he's a registered doctor how do you respond it's okay she can stay well she's not my girlfriend anyways he's right would you mind leaving Robin I don't want you here either get out I'm not even gonna acknowledge the weird girlfriend comment it's okay she can stay I put some empty seep stick on your cat and you appear to be up to date on your vaccines so what happened Robin did this to me it's all her oh accusations I still suggest you be a little more careful around power at all sorry we were just cutting down demetrius's bed frame so she almost swoled my hand off and we just put some like ointment on it and we were fine I'm glad you're okay Nina I was really worried I'll I'll walk you home she's not even walking me home she just stayed there this is the worst date ever Robin is just enjoying your wood what kind of video games do I like I did not ask that you just said that uh probably not any you're familiar with dating Sims what has it been that long since you were out of the dating World old school text games actually most people who find out make fun of me but how can you not like sitting up at one pigeon on a date with another head to phone boyfriend boyfriend I can't what the what the [ __ ] God learning a lot about Robin I've actually played it it's pretty fun so me and Robin have a lot to bond over our house is in such a beautiful area I am about to live all of your dreams oh of course I'll date you finally everything is complete Whispers I really like you Nino yay hi Nino it's good to see you she's already forgotten she's already thinking about how to full boyfriend her 10 harder then I know it's a little cold out but there's nothing like being up in the mountains at night you wanna ask Linus how he's doing in this cold Mountain Air at night I've been wanting to show you what it's like for a while now don't worry I'll get a campfire going so we don't freeze to dip which is gonna steal linuses campfire oh she actually built one foreign to stay warm it's gonna be blushing oh my god oh she's speaking of the divorce all right lore time baby after my divorce I didn't think it was possible to love again she's like I only thought I would ever love pixel pigeons but here we are she's like Nino can you prove for me please is it cooing I thought pigeons Pro is it cool I'm gonna make this joke until I get it right it's cool seriously she's like Nino can you um can you can you coo for me please and then you moved into town the way you cared for your farm impressed me and when you didn't need any work done on your farm you still came by even if you only to say hi is that the level that Demetrius said is that how low the bar is you danced with me in the forest you comforted me when I was having issues with Sebastian and you nearly gave me a hand when you tried to help me with my woodworking project I love you Nino low this is I think you got the wrong idea I just want to be friends no no I can't I didn't be I got this far with my second favorite MILF I can't do it okay I did it oh I'm sorry I'll get going then sorry oh the hot prank that this poor woman is going through I bet Demetrius heard all of this too back we're doing it all again and this time I will say Robin I love you too oh we're kissing I think this is the beginning of something great sure you want to be with me a single mum with two kids and two marriages under her belt [ __ ] it third time's the charm am I right of course I think you're amazing yes you're incredible and beautiful we'll make one big mixed happy family I like how you can't say no I like how you can't be like I won't date you unless you get rid of the kids oh we're back to it cute wow you got a new stepdaddy meru ever since you gave me that bouquet I haven't been able to get you out of my mind it's so bad that I almost lost a finger to my soul yesterday you know I don't think Robin should be around anymore sores just wanted to you to know that I'm thinking of you perhaps a little too much hope that whatever you're doing you might be thinking of me too oh that's really cute oh yeah we need to upgrade our house don't we Veronica have I got a job for you wait what wait what Veronica hardavan nothing like fresh Mountaineer so what brings you up here so early in the morning Nina you don't know either huh you want to know something then I lived in this city for a long long time I guess she can relate Nina we just you know what I mean just one just a quick one off she goes whoa over the accident what happened when I'm up here I feel at peace I can focus on my carpentry and I like the relative isolation you just stole your sister's entire life growing up I was always teased from my interests and when I became an adult I thought that would end but I was often the only woman on a construction site back in the city which led to far more harassment than I had ever imagined when Robin asked me to come out here and help me tend the carpentry business I thought it'd be a nice escape from the city but I'm not sure the people here actually actually like me oh no I wonder why that could be even though they smiled to me to my face are they poking fun at me behind my back yes and I'm the one who's spreading the rumors I don't want to say anything but you're right no one likes you I'm not gonna lie to her well there's not much to be done about it I still have to help Robin out with the business but thanks for the honesty I'll try to stay out of people's way a bit more from now on you know what I mean just one uh oh no oh it's the flower dance tomorrow can we dance with Robin I feel a little old to be participating in the flower dance perhaps I'll just set it out no oh thank God we can still ask her oh the Panic dude I thought she wouldn't be oh my God okay I'd love to oh thank God can you imagine if we kick meru out of the flower dance no meru's still there did we kick no one out oh we kicked Abigail out she's so cute look at her goal wait she kicked out Abigail and Seb I kicked out her son I'm so glad that we're able to been able to like make Robin Hattie in her post-marriage life and if you want to make me happy today you should subscribe down below please for me thanks I'm your Peach is that my nickname for her Peach cute I think he can be really cheesy sometimes I don't want the nickname cheese it was so cute Robin DaVinci is doesn't know what he's missing marry me I told myself I shouldn't marry you I haven't had the best luck in that department but if you feel the same way of course I will that's God third time's the charm right do you think Demetrius is gonna show up at the wedding I never thought I could love again but with you I'll be the happiest wife in the world and they actually showed up to the winning you just know Carolyn and the girls are gonna go have a drink and talk about this afterwards wow she's at our house wait am I Sebastian's dad now how do you how do you connect with a stepson hey oh not out of bed yet the afternoon oh geez you know now I've I've married your mum um I would really like to be able to call you son maybe later on me and you pal maybe we could just go for a game of catch you know I just gotta Chuck the old pig skin around you know good talking with you buddy good yeah good talking with you yeah I'll see you to be a father eight hearts with Veronica married to Robin oh and they're both at the beach together confrontation Robin's piss dude Veronica's weirdly happy though don't do it I'm warning you don't you don't you dare oh whoa are they gonna throw hands fine take this wait why are you smiling Robin and Veronica playfully Splash each other oh hi honey I was just reminding Robin of what happens when you ignore your sister I haven't been ignoring you you no one would judge you if you were ignoring her Robin I was just kidding it's not that you don't come around often enough you're just so in love with Nino I don't get to see you as much as I'd like to it makes me sad and I need someone to watch Star Fighters with I tried watching it with Demetrius and Maru but they constantly comment on how unrealistic it is or why star explorers is a better show the thing with starfighters is that it's not really a Sci-Fi it's a fantasy in space and Sebastian would rather hang with his friends than his aunt his stepmom on you're the only one I know who liked it as much as I do what if we all watched together back at Nino's in my place this is weird right I don't like this Dynamic it's weird it's it's just strange really I didn't agree to this what do you think Nino Okay so we've got sounds awesome a surprise to be sure but a welcome one and Misa thinks there's better things to watch yeah I can't I can't say no because then I look like the bad guy right yes it's been so long since we've watched it together sis I can't wait to hear your thoughts on each of the episodes Nino now should we start chronologically episode 12 or should we start from the beginning I don't want to hang out with her sister in case you decide to go you want to go on a venture again take this and be careful she didn't give me anything hey I just had a really [ __ ] up thought so you know we've married Robin right it still says Sebastian's single okay [Music] can we [Music] let's take it to the next level look it didn't work I think that's for the best oh we're just hanging out at the beach is this who the [ __ ] is this meru oh sorry I should say that about my stepdaughter enjoying the ocean breeze Nino mum did pick a nice day for a picnic didn't she are we having a family picnic when I was a kid I wanted to build an amphibious car and explore what laid underneath the ocean seems silly now that I'm older don't let your dreams be dreams Maru yeah okay let's just really struggling with some of the dialogue you know what I mean like it's a really good mod but yep okay let's just gas her up a bit but I have different dreams now there's so much in stardew Valley to explore and if you keep insisting on going into the mines I have to create some gadgets to make sure you make it home safely I went oh thank God Sebastian's coming it won't be so awkward anymore see I can do that with coffee realistically because I have covered cut it out Sebastian sorry that was a really deep sorry why do you even bother to show up before you can do it with smoke Mama asked me to so I guess and when was the last time you cared about anything like that um plain nice oh my God we can speak to her like she's a four-year-old he showed up didn't he maroo anyways your mum wanted us to all be here I feel like this is the a really awkward step dad thing to say so let's do that one oh thank God Robin's showing up that was getting really awkward dude I brought the food so let's sit up shall we that was a good meal did you make it yourself mom I'll admit it was tasty thanks you guys I may have made it but Nino grew all of it did I so why did you want us to gather out here we're a family sibby I wanna I wanted us to start acting like one your stepdad and then your other step dad who's who's now your uncle and your aunt who's now or your stepmom it's just one big happy family there are four options to choose from use next option to see other choices pick up spare cherry tomato and throw at Sebastian or the next options I think we can all agree that we're here because of we love your mother I think it broke so we're back to where we were before but last time we went through the options it broke so I think we just throw cherry tomato at Sebastian what was that for throws the final spare tomato at Sebastian yeah let's all bullion now you're gonna get it splashes water at meru haha take this holds your hand oh reaches and Parkin throws hidden cherry tomato gets her in the eyes loses an eye moose screams in pain after a long day it's time to go home and dry off wow that was really cute after everything you've been through two divorces during and we finally gave her a happy marriage only for us to tear it down I'm getting a divorce I just kind of want to see what she says post-divorce oh Robin I'm sorry three times wasn't the charm would you like me to build you a coffin time and she's finally snapped baby [Music] foreign [Music]

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Length: 23min 10sec (1390 seconds)

Published: Sun May 28 2023