Jack: Are you ready for the intro? PJ: Should I shield my ears? or like... Jack: (Whoopsh!~) Top of the morning to ya laddies, my name is jacksepticeye, and I'm here with- you can take them out now. PJ: Sorry. I'm just hearing it like a- a... *high pitch ringing noise* PJ: A ringing, Jack: it's like a nuclear bomb went off next to your head. PJ: yeah now hello. Hi. I'm I'm PJ KickthePJ Jack: I'm here with PJ. We're playing, well... I've been wanting to play games with PJ for ages, and we're always like Jack: Schedule conflicts. It's like I'm doing something or you're doing something, but we're finally here. PJ: Yes! Jack: We're gonna play Snipperclips Jack: i've never played snipperclips but i've always wanted to play it but you have played it PJ: I've played a bit of snipperclips. It is a adorable just amazing little game.and uh Jack: are you really good at it? PJ: No.. uh... not at all Jack: that's good. You're on my level then PJ: excellent. What are these- I mean what are they? they're little craft materials I suppose Jack: I guess so, you're the craft guy PJ: Yeah, I mean this game is up my alley, it's- its puzzles it's crafting it's adorable... PJ: It's just everything you want from a little game. Jack: It's also is gonna make me feel very very dumb- Oh they're joy cons PJ: Oh, yes, of course. Jack and PJ: and now they're not PJ: they were for a moment PJ: Let's learn the basics. So we can walk Jack: Awhh this is adorable PJ: So yeah we move into these spaces so basically yeah PJ: We're gonna be hit with a lot of little puzzles like this so hey come on get- get in this Jack: I'm looking at you. PJ: stop clowning around boy. Jack: Ok I'm comin! PJ: We need to get through the tutorial. Jack: Okay, PJ: okay, oh so that's what we do we move into place. Jack: And then we can snip parts out of each other right? PJ: yes, that will- that's coming. Jack: I love my lil face pj: ughhhh Jack: I'm so good at puzzles mmmm PJ: Okay, so this is the cutting aspect so move in to place, press A, no no- oh yes, actually sorry you have to cut me Jack: Okay PJ: like that Jack: got 'em PJ: and then I have to cut you Jack: my god PJ: snip Jack: Snip and clip, it works! PJ: I snipped it Jack: I get it now PJ: perfect Jack: we're both JJ's Jack: No! PJ: That's my uh- that's the funniest thing to do. Hold Y to reform, so Jack: Okay, can I turn? PJ: yes, L and R turns you PJ: So this is where thi- hey! PJ: Hey, that's not- Jack: you're ready for the ball PJ: now I just look ridiculous. Okay so reform PJ: So we have to make a heart. We have to collectively Jack: Okay, so I'm assuming like Jack: Look at that PJ: ayy lovely PJ: Cool, Jack: we're good at this, we got this PJ: We're doing well so far Jack: Oh this is still just the tutorial right? PJ: So press B to jump, so we have to work together here. We have to jump on each other so if you duck PJ: ayy there we go, there we go Jack: I didn't know you could stand on me. PJ: Hell yeah Jack: I will always be your support PJ. PJ: Thank you, that's very- I appreciate that Jack: get off me PJ: work together and- what was I saying? Jack: Ah, you wanna play the tutorial again? That was easy. Oh, man. I tried to cut you but you took a chunk outta me already PJ: I got a lil chunk out of my head missing PJ: Here we go. This is where the real fun begins PJ: I'm flattered that you asked me to play this because I feel this is a game that's really PJ: good for couples PJ: So that says a lot that you've asked me to play it Jack: Yeah man PJ: like... relationship couples Jack: Wait you can play more than two players? PJ: yeah PJ: You can go up to uh... yeah four people PJ: I've done four people before, that gets a bit mad when everyone's just trying to cut each other Jack: How does that even make sense? PJ: Oh it makes sense boy Jack: Boi PJ: Don't- don't doubt it PJ: All right, so we need to make that shape so we're gonna have to do some snipping here Jack: Okay PJ: So let me snip you first Jack: Okay, I'll stay in position Jack: Cut me deep PJ: alright Jack: alright there we go PJ: there we go. I'm gonna cut you like a- PJ: a- an- onion PJ: I completely- Jack: That's the best you could come up with? PJ: I blanked on everything that you can cut all right. And then snip me Jack: will that work? PJ: I think Jack: Oh wait, if I turn... PJ: Hang on, wait, if I... Jack: If you duck PJ: I swear, I played this before Jack: if you duck, I can crop a chunk out of you here PJ: Is that... oh yeah Jack: We're two parts of the same bagel. PJ: Hey PJ: That was worse than my analogy, hey we did it Jack: Oh PJ: And we did a pelican! Or is that a toucan maybe Jack: Yes Jack: You see PJ the toucan of the North East has an elongated bill as well as antennae PJ: I'm making it squawk. Jack: Oh I can do that too. Look everybody. I have too much power PJ: Okay, let's continue. So that was a nice easy warm-up getting us into it. Jack: Okay PJ: so I think now we should go to something a little bit more difficult maybe, we don't have to do them in order Jack: That's cool PJ: hamster helper, do you wanna help a hamster? Jack: I mean what have hamsters done for me PJ: true PJ: You can't argue with that. You just can't. Ready? Go, alright PJ: So we need to- what do we need to do? We need to help hamsters. Jack: we need to get the hamster through the pipes PJ: So what does that do? that... oh... Jack: releases the hamsters PJ: that escorts the hamsters, okay Jack: Ok he's dead, you killed him PJ: That's one dead hamster on our shoulders already. I say what we do is PJ: I think we're gonna need to- Jack: Can you turn me in to a ramp? PJ: Yes, alright PJ: I'll ramp you, so you get down here PJ: And let's see what- Jack: take take an edge off me. I'm too edgy Jack: there you go, there you go PJ: Just like that Jack: Is that okay? PJ: let's try that okay Jack: I've got I got a bit of a scoop going on Jack: Come on, Mr. Hamster PJ: I'm in the way Jack: You're in the way! You're blocking him! PJ: Hey great work Jack: great work, thanks PJ: Nice Jack: cool PJ: What's he doing? Jack: I don't know, he's going into the hole again PJ: get out of here hamster. Jack: No! He's my hamster buddy PJ: I'm gonna. I'm just having to kill him, go back from whence you came Jack: there you go Jack: That's what you get, you get a chunk taken outta you PJ: Damn okay, I feel pain Jack: Okay, I've helped the hamster. PJ: What else do we wanna do? Jack: I want to help a basketball PJ: Where's the basketball? Jack: Bottom left PJ: Down here, oh right Jack: You might be confused, cause the basketball has a face. Most basketballs don't have faces PJ: Yeah most things don't have faces Jack: *laughs* PJ: All right PJ: what do we do here then Jack: so you need to turn you into a pokey device PJ: pokey? all right, do you want me to make you pokey? Jack: I want to try make you pokey PJ: okay, Jack: if you duck down PJ: Alright make me thin. Make me thin and beautiful please Jack: there you go a little off the top PJ: Oh, yeah, maybe a little bit off the bottom as well. Just a kind of yeah nice and airy Jack: oh, no, it's okay PJ: We can use that to our advantage. Jack: It's okay PJ: Sorry I didn't mean to do that Jack: if you can maneuver yourself PJ: Hey, oh, and now we need to dunk it, we need to slam- Jack: I almost had it PJ: we need to slam dunk it. I don't think standing on it is gonna help Jack: Um how do we reset him? PJ: I think maybe by pressing it again. We might need a plan PJ: I think we need Jack: I need a scoop in me PJ: okay, let me- if you come down, come down. Other way, turn, turn PJ: Oh, I see what you mean. Jack: if you can turn me into a bucket of sorts, but I don't think you can PJ: I will try Jack: I have a bit of a blockage at the top of me. PJ: Yeah, let me try and unblock you Jack: That's okay. I can fit some balls in me PJ: how many balls? Jack: we're about to find out PJ: okay Jack: See if we can do one yeah, I'm just like ahh don't hurt me don't hurt me don't hurt me PJ: All right ready to catch Catch CATCH CATCH CATCH PJ: cmon you need to be faster than that Jack: it had a bounce on it PJ: come on faster than that please PJ: alright Jack: Hey oh oh ooo Jack: Hot potato hot potato PJ: all right. Now gently, just gently PJ: Jump and... Jack: OKAY, I'm TRYING give me a moment PJ: Just jump and... jump and... Jack: We got a ball between us, PJ PJ: I'll block and you scoop hold it so you jump hook other side scoop away Jack:Let's just get a new ball. PJ: new ball, all right new ball. Let me know if you need any help Jack: okay I think I might need I think I might PJ: Come stand underneath the we do a little trick shot you stand underneath, I don't think We did hey team one take that game we break your shit Yeah, we did it the way it wasn't intended, but we didn't get to turn into a toucan or a ball boy or a hamster face or a Bb-8 or anything like that that guy looks like bb-8 on the Left Street. Let's do that with a Firefly Flicka Okay Okay, so we need to oh I hate this We have to get him over there. We need to get him into the lantern so I mean it Got that way. I think we need to I'm gonna turn you into like a kind of verse That Can you yeah? Can you just like Wow? Dance him over and now jump. Oh you've moved it He's tickling me nearly close close close Okay, come back down mr.. Firefly come on back down. We're gonna hoping for you. We got a nice little home for you Okay, I'm gonna release him release okay, that didn't work Yes Team one take that you fire flight soccer Yeah, you 5/5 bitch. I'm stuck here Swinging around I'm like a discount pac-man nice. Oh Boy Now you really her during me is not saving me. Okay really awesome. You know what oh wow There we go now. I just look like I have like a little hat Okay, right So we're getting through. This is like the easy stages as well by the way, so don't feel too confident I just wanna I just want to manage your expectations. There's games gonna be a lot harder a lot quicker That's not good encouragement like why I'm not an encouraging coming okay, Carla always to pop a balloon pop a balloon I'm gonna turn you into a paper airplane Okay, have you always wanted to be one this is where you get to live out your fantasies now if you've any yeah your fetishes Fantasies, just let me know and I come true that your fans I never fantasized about this prayer right what do we need it? We need to pop balloons, okay? I need to make you pointy come over here all right point um go sigh. Hey Jack point me in the right direction, huh? sideways What? Yes, I'm okay. I need to somehow make you like just give me some. Yeah, give me some points. Just fuck my shell Okay if you can stand are you standing up max? Okay, make me really just the edge is wait What we don't have a hot topic here, so I can't okay. I'm trying to make Wi-Fi just oh no, it's gone. It's gone it flew away. Oh my god. Oh, you ruined it Yeah, that's gonna make things a lot. Can we just lift it up and pop it that way yeah, I'm just thinking Okay, just okay, okay? I'll make I'll make there. I'll make the the non rounded edge of you pointy Okay, so if you duck. How do you want me? What position do you want me okay? If my character could just stop? Yeah, yeah there you go. Oh, okay? Oh now. I'm like a needle. Yeah, are you pointy enough? Yeah? Look at my leg and get a snag Hey That was my good ball, okay? We need to now figure out how the hell to get that so if you jump up here jump up to the paper bomb yeah You're on me. Sorry am I way again. I don't have a body mass. I don't know how that yeah I don't know how that works alright, so let's get up high let's try you jump in the Nigel okay, three two one yup Okay now that's okay that didn't work I Feel like maybe we need to bring the balloons down to us Yeah, can you like turn and then grab it and hook it down I think I should make you into a bit of a look if I if you got a hot guy And I will give you one of these little me really your face like it's very into this yeah, okay? I think you can bring them down I stand on you Yes, can you can you like jump and hook? Yes, the old jumpin hook is my favorite move best move I need I need to do it again. Yeah, let's do that one, and then we'll go pop them. Let's go pop some balloons Let's go pop these fools. Yeah, okay bit of a problem. I'm sorry. Let me There we go I'll get you higher Wow team one you get me as high as anyone has ever gotten whoa Sorry, I got I jump the gun premature celebration I need to angle my dangle can you just kill you sorry I'll community down nice Okay, it's in the bird is in the nest Alright let's pop these son of bitches wait if I Easy Wow easy peasy get out here triangle Hey nice work, thanks game fist bump Repeats of the pain I'm still reliving it. Yeah, I can feel it stinging New oh this one's mockingbirds this one might tear our friendship apart you prepared Yeah, all right star stages are special in the first one of each World II era weapon Okay, priority should have red though need instructions. We finished five levels levels. Oh if you will see that Our corresponding colors are those owls over there so when one of us turns are corresponding our turns Like so so our job is to get the egg down there Okay, so you see we need to so also so if I cut you a bit oh? so cuts the Owls Scission yell now we're gonna. Cry. I popped it. So you now need to cut me as well We need to make a bit of a gap in between us, okay, if you just cut yeah, and then feet a bit and then we Might need a bit more of that bots. Oh wait wait wait wait. No. This is gonna work. Oh wait no I'm just gonna see you the way we that's another little chick then okay, okay? If I do this if you go straight up wait walk straight up. Yep. Yeah, and I just just chop me I'm gonna have to trap you as well wait wait wait the egg is doing a thing is about to hatch It's stuck between realities. I popped the right way. What if we just do nothing? Say the gamescape oh no wait Frick okay, so it gets harder so we can make a little bridge, and then oh It's not on you PPP PPP. Yes Yes, it's a reverse birth. It's breached. It came out legs first. Yep Okay All right, so now. This is gonna get harder so we might need to reform and make ourselves some new bodies Yes reform Okay, you die I die oh, no the egg died okay? I'm content to go this way a second. Go be like me and I'm kind of tempted to do this Oh, you're gonna scoop. If you do the same to me we can both be scooped the boys scoop the poop Coupie boys boys all right, let's see if this works. I'm not being a small tender scoopy boy Okay, now you turn and I scoop into your scoop. Yes, yeah nice Oh like a fine Moroccan ice cream I don't understand the a Very sophisticated man who is really I'm very well-traveled. Yes look at that Just passing a next week if you have any eggs out there that need scooping your boys got you covered We aired the scoopers. This is gonna be like our logo this is gonna Be like our brand like scoops a regular reboot, so this is a harder world Do you want to do some more from noisy notebook or yeah? Let's do one more from noisy notebook, okay? That's that save the over doing Ryan Gosling movie oh Sorry that completely fluid man. Oh, don't worry. It was a shit one Those are the pencil sharpener ESMA, Shama, okay? You're a just shopping some pencils born ready also, born free like the grass feeds so we need to So somebody needs to be a pencil You may Make me sin, PJ here. We go make me a thin thin boy Yeah, I'll do the other side good. Good for a really look like you got a bowtie as well I haven't complimented little look at these Karen Yeah, you haven't you haven't really done much me you look like you've like a ball sack hanging from all right. That's just mean okay Winky face, you're right. Yeah. It looks like the Rick and Morty mouse oh Wait let's be fair you do need that oh my god. Al oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah wait no my pencil We gotta get the pencil in there, so you need to be a scooper boy. Yes Oh, well if you actually hang on a second if you take your fin end to me and snip al that is Go team go deeper go deeper. No. No I didn't like a deeper down to my Bowels to your core to my core, okay? And I'm gonna give you like you have like a little tapered edge now So if it doesn't go straight in has a little slighty room love of a roof error, so so Engineers that's what we are right now drop a pencil on me boy love that. Oh my god, and it won't fall There's no way that's falling out. We can't lose. We're just too good at this game We'll find a way to do so how do we? You need to I need I'm trying to you. Okay, so it's kuchipatchi there you go wait poof Oh, hey, that's sharp enough look at that. Go that is not how those sharpeners work You know that was a very quick shuffle that wasn't quick death yes Hey, hey, hey pretty like the day you were born like you dead. (Outros- I'm Everywhere By Teknoaxe) Think we're ready for retro reboot right let's go retro.
