The Run Was Rigged From The Start

hey knife is on the loading screen I'm starting with a dollar for some reason this is daily run moment I wanted to turn off my mods and have fun with the daily okay that's an incredible start uh members of my Discord joined the Discord by the way not because I'm plugging it but because we have a cool Community uh told me hey technology wow they were right that this is an insanely good daily run and that I should be playing it so I didn't spoil myself they just said hey it's really good play it right now I thought you know since I'm getting dedication still for my third file yeah sure why not I I'm so not used to having 99 coins in the beginning I uh I realize I need to go check out my shop I don't know what's special about today try not to die I suppose it is Father's day when I'm recording this so I I don't know how that correlates to 99 but sure let me go check the shop is there anything juicy in here crooked penny Okay well I mean sure I'll do it hierophant as well as Jose I like that I only have one red heart uh to fill it up but I think I'll just do it wait I didn't even pick up hold on what am I doing I'll take the cricket Penny of course wait I can just do it here too right oh cool free Soul heart nice arcade that's juicy hello hey money in a box for short now hopefully I can get this actually there you go what's the second one Voodoo yeah that's definitely worth it I don't have time machine anymore because you have to disable your mods to play The Daily run so that's why external item inscription is not on either I sure hope this works and I don't just waste all of my money thank you is the last one decent homing it's good but it's not like oh wow I really need it you know I'd rather save my sense I feel like I could have the capacity to lose all my money by doing that paper clip moment nice what about in here sharp plug uh I'll just dupe it that sucks it's okay it's not really the biggest deal and then here we get a rosary sure if anything this is uh convincing me to go Angels even more because now I've just removed that from the angel Room pool meaning that definitely the next angel I find will be Sacred Heart Larry Jr should be easy because we have Tech ow okay Soul heart this had to show up because we did end up taking Rosary I guess I'll try duping it okay we'll go now our customers are buffed to due to Voodoo so I want to check out literally every single one of them so far the Run seems strong but not insane like my uh wow okay well hold on that's that's pretty good not like my discorder saying it was insane but now I'm starting to realize it might be a little nuts so hold on or is this pillow tears up I would honestly Advocate that paperclip is better however I definitely dislike the tier rate this is like definitely the secret room this time right okay nice okay all right okay okay okay it's infinite bombs it's I mean it's a it has a Synergy with technology I have to know we have to roll this we don't get up if you get us a lot so today is a special day nice we even get a free person by doing this we can blow up every single mushroom hematomaceous maybe I can use a blood bank with that what's in here watch it's just guppy again I actually can tell where everything is because I thinks dude is that is that suicide mouse is that my buddy in a box that is weird I haven't seen that in a forever that actually used to give me nightmares when I was a kid I'm not being alive I I look at back at it now and it's uh it's pretty dumb but back then I definitely had some nightmares and here we get a juicer Shack which is just one three conjoined or sorry I wish it was conjoined it's Spider Baby transformation plus this long is actually good don't let anyone tell you that uh juicy sag is not a little bit hyped it's got its moments all right super there it is uh battery hey I can break the game if I'm lucky enough hello Pete the Peeper tin should be no problem I think literally three hits of Epic feta should be enough actually Four because of this one you absolute nude There we go tears up angel has a Book of Virtues I like that I don't think I have anything else to do here though yeah I've cleared out everything including both secret rooms let's go speed run time both Customs right away is something I like to see just get it out of the way let me handle it this is I forgore actually I just didn't know it health up and the tears up that's kind of based I think forget me now that's not what that is it is a plan C I don't need that another crane game huh well I did start with 99 Cents that would actually be an interesting video what happens if you start with a dog a dollar wow I mean I definitely yeah okay I have the money for it I was gonna freak out if I didn't I doesn't be super fans worth as well and that is Tammy's head which isn't that useful I don't think we have to do the burger or the slots either an eternal heart okay I don't know what's going on this this actually is a crazy pun what has gone on I feel like the only thing you really need with this is like a brimstone and that's it uh we don't need that trinket we take warm friend actually we really don't need cancer because we have tapeworm I'm also realizing by the way that probably should have kept the paper clip in the event that I found in the Epic fetus but uh believe it or not I truly was not thinking I was gonna find an epic fetus the secret room I bought the wrong one no rerolls so far so I don't think that's the play here I think I'll just settle for what I have and move on so many Health UPS man what is this I can't die another Eternal hard okay staying should die in one hit one hit I was thinking two geez Cricket's head kind of popped off oh give me 18 lives actually I should just take this right this is guppy I have two three right yeah I have two three it's hard to I'm sorry and usually I'm used to external item description just counting for me even though external item description to be fair sometimes messes up uh yeah I don't care if I'm losing all my Hearts by doing that guppy's super worth and dead cat is a god item Sun card hey you know what boom I was expecting enemies thanks for the keys the keys are the only thing that I really need in fact I'll dupe it and get his coin never mind uh just because obviously infinite bombs infinite money this is just the the run where you really need keys more than anything but we've been doing pretty good for ourselves I'm not worried treasure oh what excuse me it's just sitting there in the in the treasure room should I run it I don't think so it's insane that it's even there I think I'll just use it and walk around I think crooked Penny could be uh more fun overall I'll take both of these even though PhD literally does nothing except give me a pill drowsy feels worth it though yeah well I I mean the mega mushroom is of course insane just the fact that it showed up God knows why but the uh crooked Penny uh I think accounts for more funnier plays and you always gotta go for the funnier thing in my opinion a shout outs to the Isaac Community for telling me to play out this daily run Hey listen you guys rigged this one for me pattern boy well we got a devil it's nothing of use I got all three epic thanks you guys can't keep getting away with it at this point you guys rigged the run for me all right first purse room at the starting room we just get a soul heart that is profit uh we have a sacrifice room I'm definitely gonna do this before I head into the boss uh but let me full clear everything first HP sure and this is the exact reason why you take dead cat because I mean in all reality if you play well enough it doesn't matter if you lose that many hearts you'll get them back with the uh you know the net profit of oh I don't know having Nine Lives oh wow actually I'm Mega guppy how you doing treasure this time is not the absolute God item honestly thank God it was surprising it kept happening I'm surprised I duped that not that it's useful what about the shop shop has anything good you need to die real quick it has the Boomer yeah no thanks the only killing killing I think at this point we commit to the sacrifice room and just send it see what we can get done why we have so much money I can't do the medic I wish I could okay secret room has to be here then if it wasn't anywhere else right then what I am severely confused huh in what world is that not secret room where is it it's I've just went to it what are you talking about and then the super secret so we cleared everything nice we did sacrifice room the only thing we can't really do is Boss Challenge and that's okay boom this is a speed run and a half today Joe juicy Rock oh my God it's the juicy rock my rock Angel Trinity Shield sure I don't think uh the angel will do anything for us by defeating it just because we're gonna have the key pieces take the negative and then between all of these I truly just don't care deck point five wouldn't do anything as far as I know um actually if you didn't know 2.5 actually does this joke sucks that there is a Synergy this is all I wanted to say sorry you can get conjoined maybe let's see how fast we can beat boss rush we don't have a counter anymore so it's kind of hard to tell how much longer we have but with the Absurd damage guys guys look at that look at that look I I I I I I I I just like ADHD I don't know how to explain it but guess just had lips I don't know how to explain that to you I know you all saw it though we found a new Synergy today only madman fans can uh recognize worm friend plus Gish equals Gish has lips successful day today ladies and gentlemen good job thank you care too much about you know our uh points but I'll try my best not to get hit that much so I can at least land a decently high score and then there's a red Mega Mall that's terrifying that in one shot is that my last wave no I think this should be my last one if my internal mental clock should be correct okay I'm incorrect never trust yourself there we go uh dupe it okay well I think it would have been sick but never mind goodbye another sack room huh well we have the health for it I have a horse bill it's just my pill that I had but better and a crawl space which has fast bombs unfortunately that's not a Synergy but it gives me bombs which gives me points look at that a hundred points cha-ching and here we have literally nothing I'll dupe it that'll be funny so the question becomes if I find like a really good item in the dark room do I go for the dude I like yeah like what if I find like an incubus right do I go for the double ink play I don't know I I feel like no but we'll see I can't get this bomb I did it I'm insane I'll play this again six or TP sensor uh and then last one nothing for the last one okay sensor is cool we put a chest inside of a chest how do you feel about that what was that what was wasn't that like a really old meme I swear that was an old name or something am I crazy wasn't it like we put a box inside of a box because we heard you like boxes or something God that's old what is that I feel like 99 of you don't know what I'm talking about I feel like I'm a crazy person uh this wouldn't do anything but I think it'd be sick to pick up 50 cents that is not what I was thinking was going to happen I think it's because I revealed the quarter so the original one had to change I'm assuming that's what happened there uh this is useless thank you though bloat is going to explode goodbye Eternal heart Maggie Dolly I am so not used to seeing that say Mr Dolly I am I I'm so used to Mr belly what dolly that thing is called Mr Dolly No sacrifice room here uh and nothing in these roadshows these red chats have not been paying out I do have guppy I suppose but everything else is like kind of Bozo blow that dude up for a better deal chance couple pills tons of pills today and that's sick because I've entered extremely tiny minuscule mode Arcade New nothing in there that's okay we'll Mosey on along I know for a fact seven billion of you are about to comment why didn't you pick up that coin so here you go I'll pick it up for you and then I'll pick up the rest of these coins and not miss a single one oh wait hold on I'm done laughing about that joke I made uh and I found a book of secrets also there's a steam cell on this guy there's no way I gotta roll right I well I see no reason for me to pick up the Steam Sale so I wow I will delete both men of souls is what I'll do and get a coin hey look at that I kind of have a double shot every now and then though that's good all right we got our it lives fight boom boom I was thinking the book room would pop off there that's okay Perfection ain't no way we got that not to mention guppy's tail if he can keep this thing in the box that's sick I've never seen that before if you can keep the Guppies helpless Perfection I think the dark room will pop off just a tiny unit this is just free keys I need to see what's inside this red chest it will burden me if I don't it was nothing and here we get Ludo I don't know how that works just actually said no thank you and it wow does this work in some way yeah it does holy moly definitely a fan of this Synergy let's see if we can find a crawl space and then we'll check the shop as well nothing okay never mind how about the shop Mr me get rid of Mr me I never want to see it ever again I was actually assuming I was gonna get dupe there that's okay I think we're good to fight the parasite should pop off we need more synergies though because if parasite is here that means that we have the capacity to get something huge we just gotta find it Well I gotta be real guys I miss the original hush music hush original hush theme is goes so hard I should use The Drowsy filler huh congratulations hush you've hit the slow mode what will you do now he's retaliating with flies a fair play by him but I don't think it'll pan out honestly I feel like guppy usually isn't that effective with epic fetus but uh it's doing pretty good right now doesn't uh the uh the familiars that also shoot have a chance to spawn flies for guppy maybe that's the reason why I feel like I have so many or maybe I'm just that much of a game can you stop it's just viewing your dudes we gotta chill out man I'm really trying my best not to get through I want to focus on that because again I really want Perfection that is not slowed I'm getting hit I can't believe it that is so annoying like this how am I supposed to dodge that what is that stop doing it that was the longest Hutch lasers I've ever seen in my life never used drowsy Phil on a harsh moment today we learned goodbye how dare you hushroom yes I will if I can roll myself would I um sure yeah why not think about as goofy as possible to be honest with you the amount of chests that are falling despite having uh no more Perfection just cause a Guppies tail uh it's kind of sick actually so I got no complaints why did I take Chris to the tower because I'm a complete chaotic neutral person I actually don't know where I lie on that I I feel like I am chaotic neutral I give it a second thought I'm thinking that I nailed it the first time one billion percent a dice okay no it is a D20 for the entire floor so I may as well try and do a little bit of rig here I I don't know if it's gonna pan out obviously but no reason not to three and four except I have fast bombs so it's actually six actually I messed it up I don't know how fast bombs work goodbye Satan I learned recently that the the intro for Satan is like where he's like is that actually just reversed mom saying Isaac and kind of distorted fun fact okay dark room I can't I am not I will not I cannot I will not roll that no way am I rolling that no thank you I even get technically double I can get double brim I will do that and we also have a shovel which is good um but not right now I'm Gonna Keep The Cricket Penny on while this got insane within two seconds I'm Gonna Keep The Crooked Penny on right now just because we can have this exact scenario where I can maybe dupe a chest open the first one and the second one will turn into a new item maximizing the amount of items and rig that we can do like look at this it's perfect also I think it'll be kind of cool to use Esau Junior for this oh do you want actually um I think I found a better use I think I found the literal better item oh wait I messed up hold on solo this that sucks there we go now there's nothing in this room starting to feel like I should have taken the Homing not gonna lie I mean obviously there's no okay goodbye to my blood of the Martyr obviously there's no way for me to know but I feel like homing would have made this kind of sick nasty a nice epic fetus run honestly never hurt anyone let's take this metronome no I get that certificate right I got the straw Libra Libra nah I don't need Libra that would be bad Dead Eye sure I have enough chests that I can uh take whatever Aries for a speed up I appreciate that the chests are going crazy currently you can start duping this and if we don't find anything too crazy in uh that room I might go for a crooked Penny play like make a bajillion chests in there and then try and Cricket penny at the very last moment will it be possible I don't really know but I might try it camo undies like imagine if the cricket Penny pops off immediately I spawn three items also I have to remember that Cricket penny is three or four charges so I do need to spend time getting at least one charge and I might do that right here oh my God there's 20 20. whole Yes actually hold the phone that is sick nasty also butt bombs has a Synergy with us right one two nice I wow that was not something I was expecting let's take this bad boy and just make sure it has a charge just you know fair play right because we don't know how many uh rooms we have left we just don't have mapping I also take the sulfur in the last fight for Mega Satan to give us double Brimstone and we'll continue trying to get another roll for our chests up there looks like we could probably get one more vasculitis is honestly a fan favorite for me just low-key kind of like the item and this is our last D1 nice halitosis sure actually it's dead tooth I just I'm so used to the old version sorry hat wow wow wow wow that's Tammy's head that's insane that is so incredible and I don't care I'm pressing crooked Penny anyway okay lamal wow well you guys actually rigged the run for me unironically like you rigged the run for me thank you this daily run was so easy I appreciate it oh yeah this I mean it's it's decent I think runs okay the 2020 parasite's okay I think playing now I'm exploding I'm hitting my sails okay but it'll be kind of pathetic if I died so try not to do that hello Megan worm friends slowing things down not to mention sensor cool appreciate it cat don't have a health bar but we can just base it off of how he looks it should be one more hit right easy peasy I don't think delirium can spawn on purpose on daily runs so I think we're done that was super sick the grad reveal yeah look how many people are better than me and Isaac holy moly I suck anyway that was super fun GG [Music]

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Length: 20min 2sec (1202 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 20 2023