The Other 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time

weirdo sucker big brown dirty eggs idiot licker of salmon fried fish [ __ ] Raider of the lost fart rump roast licker of dirty chicken butts but fish soiler of towels listen you insignificant square-toed pimple head inspires you you found a later time evil little cockroach get up you scum sucking thing now let's see if you can defend yourself you sweat from a baboon's balls you're a big trouble though pal I eat pieces of [ __ ] like you for breakfast you read pieces as a [ __ ] for breakfast no you always this stupid a did you take lessons I took lessons one hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest you are the kind of Club Thornton raw meat eaten me Tarzan you Jane and big bald bubble head that can only count to 10 if he's barefoot or wearing sandals you're short on ears and long on mouth you what the French call Liz incompetent you were literally too stupid to insult Thank You mr. Dorfman hello 0.2 fat drunken stupid is no way to go through life sir gentlemen chicolini here may talk like an idiot and look like an idiot but don't let that fool you he really is an idiot he's a pedantic pontificating pretentious bastard a belligerent old fart - worthless steaming pile of cow dung father says she's a real what a what a carbuncle a blister a festering pustule of malignant ooze ah nothing it's like your old man what's a Corman daughter always at numbers are then announcer brain - your whole PIM you're just a woman with a small brain with a brain a third the size of us it's science I'll call are you private sir fun fun nights alright but nine I didn't know they stacked [ __ ] that high with that I can smell it over here Reggie your breath is so stinky we look forward to your fun you can always tell in Barnett's been over my house the toilet ain't never flushed in the cat's pregnant oh [ __ ] locks but [ __ ] locks that's your hand hey big pass it off your hand you can't give me the chest with that oh yeah fire I'd kill you yeah and what I hear you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a [ __ ] boat oh maybe you can tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex um your wife oh this is the worst looking hat I ever saw well you buy a hat like this I'll bet you get a free bowl of soup oh it looks good on you though hey Vasquez have you ever been mistaken for a man no have you Hayes this soup make me look fat no no your face does it reached your hair they must have breached your brains too hmm never mind your chin up that's right both of them good now listen to me carefully you fat tub of goo staying here meats working within 10 yards of you frankly I'd rather have a job wiping Saddam Hussein's ass even if I was lying desperate starve and begging for word on a desert island you'd be the last time I'd ever [ __ ] face you're a neo maxi zoomed way B I hate your stinking good you make me Bonnie your skull between I don't ah in the whole vast configuration of things I'd say you were nothing but a scurvy little spider you are a worthless street rat you were born a street rat you'll die a street rat and only your fries will mourn you your madness dying Barrowman madness and everything you touch dies with you your vapor your spam a waste of perfectly good yearbook space you have the manners of a goat and you smell like a dung heap and you kiss me why would you so wiped my mouth wipe my mouth we looked at you because it was such a muggle ugh you know what you are you give me like month doctor sexist egotistical lying hypocritical bigot your foul heart a wart on the nose of humanity and I'm going to blast it off okay look I think we got off on the wrong foot here that's all you got lady to wrong feet in [ __ ] ugly shoes why am I even listening to you to begin with you're a virgin who can't drive mmm you are one pathetic loser you know what you look like to me with your good bag and your cheap shoes you look like a road you'll always be poor just like the breezy red that you are I'd hate to take a bite out of you you're a cookie full of arsenic you're in more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history selridge you would need three promotions to get to be an [ __ ] you'll never tell you look like a penis with a little hat on oh you're going bald so yeah hmm oh my you must need candy mr. Whiteside it's very bad for you my great aunt Jennifer ate a whole box of candy every day of her life she lived to be 102 when she been dead three days she look better than you do now is it true you're getting a divorce as soon as your husband recovers his eyesight not that I care but where is your husband why he's dead I'll bet he just used that as an excuse can I sleep in your room I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass you know what mom you know what I'm gonna get you next Christmas a big wooden cross so every time you feel unappreciated for all your sacrifices you can climb on up and nail yourself to it I was in this Bureau when you were still popping zits on your funny face and jacking off to the lingerie section of the Sears catalog I was killing people while you're still swimming around on your father's balls you little scumbag you looking at nerd I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche bag but that's an Ohio have you donkey waving [ __ ] in it you asked her monkey [ __ ] her you stupid [ __ ] you goddamn [ __ ] you [ __ ] chaser your mother's a tracer go [ __ ] yourself you right up hey where did you get those clothes at the toilet store this is a ditching gülten [ __ ] you wouldn't know Egyptian cotton if Pharaoh himself sent it to your knockoff wearing [ __ ] why don't you make like a tree and get out of here freeze you diseased rhinoceros pizzle you don't face blown-up baboon ass bastard get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape suck my fat one cheap dime-store hood shut up and sit down you big bald [ __ ] it's like a burger I like you anymore you smell like a phone's not set mother's [ __ ] stinks like carpet cleaner your mother sucks [ __ ] in hell ridiculous why would you love it so Pau Cena kicking can down the street I said what you doing she said moving I married your mother because I want to children imagine my disappointment when you arrived yet you're gonna pay full price rummy I don't give any [ __ ] serviceman's discount too bad your old lady does juggler you canker-blossom you thief of love you disloyal fool-ass bitch-made Punk your tiny-brained wipers of other people's buttons were you for that slimey's come back you piece of [ __ ] private club did you have to work on it shucks Joe anorexic malnutrition take we're having over those big Gregory behind me and diet drinking ass up eat your heart out you prinkle wrinkled bats you punchy sag bottom two pots of oil dripping beef farts sniffing bubble butt Barrois new dick cog by jug off flip bris corn chip Burt butter turn face live dig barf based on merging shit-faced Raptor and licking son of a [ __ ] mom tongue math tutor pinhead prison barber muddle lover nearsighted gynecologist lying crying spying Prai not so big you lewd crude rude back up Richard food dude oh there's a piece of dick bring horseshit slime sucking son of a [ __ ] [ __ ] backstabbing pop you Bob you two-tone zebra headed slime coated dimpled farming Paramecium brain munching on your own mucus suffering from Peter Pan and vague you you imbecile you reopen idiot you stupid Fathead you you have bad rap caused by gingivitis but you couldn't get a porn star off your hairpiece looks like something that was killed crossing the highway I don't know whether to Coleman or scrape it off with a shovel and buried alive loser will degenerate you fallacy you pick sniff you egregious Tata Hall thought out is that good or bad you're a fraud a charlatan and a wrong side I think you are filth I think you are scum you are degenerate who do you think you are you snot face little punk let me make this clear for you okay you are nothing if you were in my toilet bowl I wouldn't bother flushing it my bath mat means more to me than you now look shut up you know straight up paralyzed piss look at you the Mafia of shittim I guess there's just two kinds of people miss sandstone my kind of people and [ __ ] it's rather obvious which category you fit into have a nice day Oh

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Rating: 4.9198318 out of 5

Keywords: 100, Greatest, Movie, Insults, All, Time, Harry, Hanrahan, Quotes, Lines, Comedy, Funny, Arnold, Schwarzenegger, Cheesy, Dialogue, Threats

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Length: 10min 24sec (624 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 03 2011

Reddit Comments

[u/cm1745]

"ummm, your wife?"

I wish I had the balls to say that to a teacher.

[u/A_simple_tailor]

My favorite one in which I hope its in this video...

"I used to fuck guys like you in prison" -Roadhouse

[u/fauxnetikz]

I feel it's almost cheating to put clips from Full Metal Jacket on there. That entire first scene is just one long epic string of insults.

[u/No1005]

"A hundred thousand sperms and you were the fastest"... I cannot wait to insult somebody. I check if my flatmate is back.

[u/cricketfan164]

Genius, every single one

[u/[deleted]]

You talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.

[u/insomniasexx]

The list of movies can be found on pajiba.

Love that site.

http://www.pajiba.com/guides/the-other-100-greatest-movie-insults-of-all-time.php

[u/SquidWithBatWings]

come on guys, this is so negative. where is the 100 greatest movie complements of all time?

[u/BDaught]

Fuck this is great! Hard to pick a favorite.