100 Greatest One-Liners: After The Kill

diplomatic immunity it's just been revoked what happened Dakota strain yeah taller where's pain he lost his head what'd you do with Sully I let him go I think they were on the way to a funeral [Music] where is Nidhi who's in the car let off some steam Bennett I like the way you die boy [Music] applesauce [ __ ] your luggage so uncivilized shocking mr. stack thank you I ask that guy count a phrase I need you gone soft dinner's gonna be cold tonight [ __ ] thanks for the advice [Music] why Pisa follow me who did your vegetables more like an Anja apology accepted get the NIDA leave anything for us just bodies if I don't want to negotiate the hairline good bad I'm the guy with the gun now I'm a guy and now your coat rack yeah stick around I think he got the point don't disturb my friend is dead tired what if my friend sisters one out it's just dead alright following behind the last man I don't think you can drop us off badass you're right but I'll get an A for effort 12-gauge pump boys it's only got three shots you can't guess all we know he can add and he can subtract so wants to be next year have no head for Heights does anybody else want to drop out I'm learning to live with a lot of things where's your mother friend oh you blew a fuse sorry Ted Cuban sir I'm telling you you just have to kill okay he won't be joining us for the rest of his life Vegas golden harp [Music] [Laughter] keep the change ya filthy animal you always did have an inflated opinion of himself silently Bon Appetit God put our total waste money not a good time to lose one's head won't be attending that hat convention in July [Applause] where's Drax oh you got to fly [Music] what happened he got the boot you know the beaver I score hello I've just shot somebody I did it on purpose now we got a relationship we can fill down all those feathers on a stalk on fly revenge is a meal best served cold [Music] enormous victory you wouldn't kill me I never miss where's peckish pyramids what a helpful chap when I say you should screw yourself I didn't mean for you to take it literally walk away from that you Sarah [ __ ] [Music] they'll print anything these days you just shot an unarmed man but he should have armed himself justice served see oh gee looks like you punched your last ticket amigo I'm sorry you just tough-talking dead body I've got bombed that's gonna be bad sleep tell us live with a dead end slate was a dead end damn him he killed [Music] [Applause] he had lots of guns did not know who was [ __ ] with what I radiate is a [ __ ] with a gun in his hand about the hole no guns thing I'm not sure I feel as strongly about it as you do she always did enjoy a good squeeze how did you know Donuts don't wear alligator she hmm I find you in exactly the position that suits me when you have two huge shoe don't dog sweetheart you reasonable after all we're married [Music] consider that a divorce [Music] [Music] he's sittin in left with his tail between his legs see you at the party reefster well I guess what situation you're very classic [Music] play it again son here is Sub Zero now plane zero never disposed of sewage with a toilet before obvious really [Music] terminated welcome to hell blows what happened to Bozza he had to split Wow I'm fireproof you're not Antoine got a little hot under the collar she is so fired [Music] what a hothead what that sort of thing could get a man fired I think he was hot for you yeah [ __ ] man it's the part where you think I'm really bad hunt it's like you said to Harry they saying that kind of movie buff perfect [Music] hazlit he's in the freezer just say cool off no I didn't say anything actually shame there was a bit earlier on that you missed when I distracted him at the cuddly monkey and then I I said playtime's over I hit with the piece of the [ __ ] chain

Channel: Burger Fiction

Views: 5,689,494

Rating: 4.9148822 out of 5

Keywords: one-liners, supercut, bond one liner, james bond, mashup

Id: 2MmryrXKUU8

Length: 12min 39sec (759 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 14 2016

Reddit Comments

[u/Guardian_Archangel]

Forgot Arnold's "You're Fired" from True Lies, when he lauches that dude into the helicopter while he's on a Harrier missile.

[u/Aterius]

It never fails. If I ever do anything badass, I'll just stammer, stutter, before eventually mumbling, "Yeah that's right... bitch..."

[u/ordwk2b]

Where can I find more compilation similar to this one? (100 greatest ...)

[u/smarttosto]

I'm pretty sure that when scripting any Arnold Schwarzenegger film they come up with the pun first and then right the rest of the script around that..