100 Greatest One-Liners: Before The Kill

Oh [Music] knock-knock up to my ear I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble you could ask yourself question do I feel lucky well do you punk I'll be back the disease I'm the cure it's time how do you like your ribs fill your hand you son of a [ __ ] give my regards to King Tut [ __ ] say hi to mommy get help prepare to meet Kali he'll go let's take your friends with you terrorize this what I got your gun swallow this [Music] carpet day [Music] get off my plane remember Sally when I promised to kill you last that's what made you did I lied time to face destiny time to face gravity Happy Trails hands do you like the Alton John song Rocket Man I don't like soft - oh yeah why do we bring it up because it's you you're the Rocket [Music] this is from my teaser [ __ ] you and her are engaged now huh what well cuz you just gave me a ring mother oh [ __ ] yes ha ha I got enough friends you for England James no take a giant step for mankind can you fly bobbi-claire snow can you fly you sucker who asked me to come say goodbye sayonara you're fired I got the power I got the treasure and you ever flight to catch [Music] court's adjourned [Music] you long live the king Oh [Music] that's it no more mr. nice guy [Music] dodge this mini podrían feeling see there's a Sun I'm gonna make this pencil disappear you call me Joker and as you can see I'm a lot happier I won't kill you but I don't have to see this ends now you believe in Jesus yes sir well you're gonna meet him you body hunter he's got to do something for a living these days Diane ain't much of a living boy you're not a moment like this I think of my father's last words which were don't son that gun is loaded buckle up bonehead you're going for a ride how dare you treat my friend so shamefully [Music] got a [ __ ] it [ __ ] [Music] please sayonara you began a [ __ ] it's a Smith & Wesson and you've had your six you're out of bullets yeah and you know what that means you're [ __ ] out of luck is it ready what the price I paid gladly welcome to slavery no thanks I already have a wife not my daughter she makes [Music] not your village anymore why are you step up no sequel for you who's a funeral is it yours and you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee dick you're fine thank you you once were a vegan but now you will be gone P God I like that think Leah said in your dreams [Applause] resistance is futile assimilate this chest pocket Oh dad please dad I'm oh yeah oka yes I'll bet you hell [Music] hasta la vista baby you are terminated [Music] you are relieved of duty [Music] no man can kill me I have no map my name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father prepare to die offer me money anything you want I want my father back you son of a [ __ ] you are a [ __ ] you are Mary no I want to of mass media people what they want I have to serve this deserves got nothing to do with it you're unbearably naive well I was born yesterday some [ __ ] are always trying to ice-skate of you and you go in pieces [ __ ] you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning same thing that happens to everything else we're not just gonna let you walk out of here with we [ __ ] Smith & Wesson and me you've just been erased what you want to hear my last words I just did the only one [Music] what are you I'm the night guard sounds like you had a hard life yeah good thing it's over we're friends to the end friend there's gotta be a hundred reasons why I don't blow you away right now I can't think of one give you a lift by the life drop dead I don't do requests beneath this mask there is more than flesh beneath this mask there is an idea mr. Treaty and ideas are bulletproof [ __ ] you too [Music] while you're gonna pull those pistols and whistle Dixie live or die man [Music] duh wrong huh [Music] that's all you got keep drinking a cheesy one-liner sweetheart that could be the name of my autobiography you

Channel: Burger Fiction

Views: 12,012,169

Rating: 4.902616 out of 5

Keywords: one-liners, supercut, action movies, schwarzenegger, clint eastwood, stallone, bruce willis

Id: ro2x8gd2v-M

Length: 12min 56sec (776 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 31 2016

Reddit Comments

[u/whosrunswithgiraffes]

I love that "long live the king" made the cut

[u/ajniedo]

I love how half of them are Arnold.

And half of those are from Running Man.

[u/CaymanRich]

I believe this qualifies as a guilty pleasure.

[u/HotelIndiaFoxtrot]

Didn’t see “get away from her you bitch” from Aliens in there...:(

[u/ZShizzleAcct]

Watching Megatron rip Jazz in half is slightly disturbing

[u/sutronice]

"Smile, you son of a bitch"?? Jaws??

[u/crazyhorse5353]

This video lost all credibility when they included Halle Berry's line from X-Men.

[u/mkglass]

Some of these are multi-liners

[u/Spider_Dude]

Happy to see some Star Trek gems represented here.