Whose Line - Greatest Hits Ryan & Colin Part 1

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<font color="#CCCCCC">hi we'll be back to our</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> panel discussion</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">on heart problems in the angina</font> monologues<font color="#E5E5E5"> in just a second and China</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I'm not even</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> sure what</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that word means</font> you know what<font color="#CCCCCC"> you would if he'd gone to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">college well I quit high school halfway</font> through<font color="#CCCCCC"> to serve my troops in Grenada</font> yeah that's a good<font color="#E5E5E5"> excuse I didn't find</font> I<font color="#E5E5E5"> just served my troops</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh I know</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">because you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> didn't have a college</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">education that's right we put 50 songs</font> about college life on the 50 CDs<font color="#E5E5E5"> how</font> many CDs is<font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a song well that's</font> it's a good thing you're an actor<font color="#E5E5E5"> gone</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">yeah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> what comes to mind when</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> say Ricky</font> Ricardo and great cigars<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh tapioca why</font> is that was a nice big song<font color="#CCCCCC"> haha nappy</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Oh God</font> no God<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm talking about</font> I'm talking about Cuba it's a small island it is what<font color="#E5E5E5"> do you</font> tell the<font color="#E5E5E5"> people</font> you know what Ryan why don't we<font color="#E5E5E5"> just leave Cuba behind for</font> a second<font color="#E5E5E5"> let's go to another</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> island all</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">right not anywhere well some of my</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">favorite music can be found</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">oh yeah like a bunch of crows</font> tapioca and you can<font color="#CCCCCC"> forget that great</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> stock</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">college hit rah rah rah</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Scott rah rah hi we'll be right back to</font> Crouching<font color="#E5E5E5"> Tiger screaming Siegfried and</font> Roy in just a second I will yes I will yes I will hey Ryan we're doing a show<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm talking to the</font> wife<font color="#CCCCCC"> college Oh sometimes it's such a</font> hassle<font color="#CCCCCC"> but I'm so</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> happy I'm married</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> guess that's why you've<font color="#E5E5E5"> done it eight</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">times</font> well you're Canadian that's<font color="#E5E5E5"> only five to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you that's true you know marriage is a</font> wonderful<font color="#CCCCCC"> thing especially to a woman</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">and we've assembled 40 songs</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> all about</font> getting<font color="#E5E5E5"> married</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> on 20 CDs hey how</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> much</font> would<font color="#CCCCCC"> you pay for</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this</font> oh I'd pay<font color="#CCCCCC"> 3759 sounds good</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to me</font> hey<font color="#E5E5E5"> going yeah right what sound does</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font> goose make all and what<font color="#E5E5E5"> sound is a fish</font> hitting a windshield make<font color="#E5E5E5"> when you got</font> the first part honky honky<font color="#E5E5E5"> Tonk the</font> sound of a fish<font color="#CCCCCC"> tongue honky-tonk nice</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">segue</font> I was thinking<font color="#E5E5E5"> more funk</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh I love</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">honky-tonk</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Ike ah oh</font> and so<font color="#CCCCCC"> does</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he</font> and I think<font color="#CCCCCC"> one of my favorite</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">honky-tonk songs of all time has to be</font> too drunk<font color="#E5E5E5"> the honeymoon of the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> album</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">your album is songs of horror</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hey we'll</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">be right</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> back to our documentary on</font> stomach<font color="#E5E5E5"> rashes how come in the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> middle</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in</font> just a second huh oh<font color="#E5E5E5"> hi kid what was</font> that it was frightening wasn't it<font color="#E5E5E5"> it was</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Paul roar hey you know what calling what</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">right that's what all the songs in this</font> CD set<font color="#CCCCCC"> are about poor</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> are you saying</font> that every song on the CD album has to <font color="#CCCCCC">do with</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> all wrong but I am</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> 800 songs on</font> 300 CDs that's all about you know Colin<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hey what's wrong</font> I've got a bit<font color="#E5E5E5"> of a bug</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and I'm a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">little jittery</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Oh jittery</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> bug jittery</font> bug jitterbug<font color="#CCCCCC"> Wow nice</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> segue</font> I wasn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> alive when the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Jitterbug was</font> popular<font color="#E5E5E5"> but Cole told me all</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> about it it</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">seems like a wonderful</font> and I<font color="#CCCCCC"> think what I think of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> jitterbug</font> hits<font color="#E5E5E5"> one of my favorite has to be the</font> moon is full and<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm getting hairy you</font> know I remember<font color="#E5E5E5"> once I went to a circus</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and I saw the strongman</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Bend a car and a</font> car<font color="#CCCCCC"> Pat</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Benatar</font> I'll tell you've proved your bike you're not the<font color="#CCCCCC"> only master of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Segway</font> Pat Benatar<font color="#CCCCCC"> I remember listening</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to her</font> I guess<font color="#E5E5E5"> after my first hip replacement</font> anyway you're gonna love this<font color="#E5E5E5"> great</font> Frankenstein<font color="#E5E5E5"> inspired song get started</font> hit me with your<font color="#CCCCCC"> best</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> bolt</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you know when</font> I was<font color="#E5E5E5"> a job at a bit of a jitterbug yeah</font> that was<font color="#E5E5E5"> good the first time yeah</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">thanks my like that you see when I was a</font> jockey <font color="#CCCCCC">yeah no I was just</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> for a little</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> while in</font> my bed what was more of a cot the we had this<font color="#E5E5E5"> sort of sanitary paper for the</font> Phillies<font color="#CCCCCC"> wait a minute</font> bed caught filly paper<font color="#E5E5E5"> Red Hot Chili</font> Peppers <font color="#CCCCCC">damn cop killing paper</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> red hot chili</font> pepper<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh yeah like it made sense</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> before</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">anyway they did a song and it has to do</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">with whole</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> wrong-o be</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> afraid</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm fine</font> I just<font color="#E5E5E5"> want my horror that's gonna cost</font> you yeah<font color="#CCCCCC"> uh anyway they did a song and it</font> went like<font color="#CCCCCC"> this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> oh here's a title</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> i'm</font> also<font color="#E5E5E5"> singing it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> edwin</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> let's leave it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> -</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">yes the fun</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is of course</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> devil there's a</font> devil<font color="#E5E5E5"> Oh devil</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh that's a devil hi</font> we'll be right back in<font color="#CCCCCC"> our documentary</font> of how a species<font color="#CCCCCC"> goes extinct in the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">making of Ryan shoes in just a second</font> hey Ryan what's wrong<font color="#E5E5E5"> that's my stomach</font> calling boy am i hungry why<font color="#E5E5E5"> that's music to my ears you know I</font> wish wish life was like school<font color="#E5E5E5"> remember</font> you could just walk by with a tray and <font color="#CCCCCC">that lunch lady would fill it up</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> with</font> food<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh that's right</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> thanks for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> help</font> you<font color="#E5E5E5"> know the lunch lady is</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> not thought</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">of very</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> often that's why we've compiled</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">two songs on two CDs</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> actually it's more</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">our size into six eight</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> who knows how</font> many<font color="#E5E5E5"> it's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the surprise</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> CD you know what</font> there's many artists<font color="#E5E5E5"> in this just had a</font> high<font color="#E5E5E5"> school flashback that's where I put</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that library book</font> anyway you're a bit dazed and confused<font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">bit</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> dazed</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and confused</font> you know<font color="#CCCCCC"> Kong the US of A has so many</font> different<font color="#CCCCCC"> types of music</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and sometimes</font> it goes by areas had been<font color="#CCCCCC"> down south</font> lately no have you<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm sorry</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> am I not supposed</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> engage you in conversation yes I had</font> been<font color="#E5E5E5"> now he's obsessed</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> with</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> me we'll</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">talk about this back home</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you know</font> hillbilly music<font color="#CCCCCC"> is one</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of my favorite</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">types of music let's face it without</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Hillbillies we wouldn't have Jerry</font> Springer one of my<font color="#E5E5E5"> favorite hillbilly hits of all</font> time<font color="#E5E5E5"> has to be aprons hair hair nets and</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">knee highs a lot</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of people call</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">hillbilly music I prefer to think of it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">as trailer</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> rock</font> that's nice you know you know you should<font color="#E5E5E5"> always</font> here's a tip for<font color="#E5E5E5"> any announcement at</font> home<font color="#E5E5E5"> swallow before your</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> speech</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">fuck I'm absolutely fine thanks</font> people are gonna buy the CDs if you keep doing<font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> sure they will you know why</font> cuz I was doing a pump thing there what oh I was<font color="#E5E5E5"> I belong to a punk gang</font> pressure does oh yeah<font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah we were</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">called</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that nutty boys</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> cuz we're polite</font> we didn't<font color="#CCCCCC"> we're getting really nasty I</font> didn't know what you're doing it's<font color="#CCCCCC"> not</font> like<font color="#E5E5E5"> you just</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> choked no I was doing a</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">punk thing and why was</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I doing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a punk</font> thing I<font color="#E5E5E5"> just cuz you're gonna give us a</font> new title<font color="#E5E5E5"> of a new song</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> great bunch on</font> deck<font color="#CCCCCC"> was your</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> lunch ladies you wanna</font> hear what the title of it is<font color="#E5E5E5"> why are you</font> doing an old sea captain now just in the time<font color="#CCCCCC"> war zone</font> I think<font color="#E5E5E5"> isn't it</font> title of<font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> sock</font> the title of<font color="#E5E5E5"> the song is don't want your</font> milk<font color="#E5E5E5"> hi hi how are you fine</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> we don't</font> know what you're watching<font color="#CCCCCC"> so we're not</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">gonna tell you we're gonna return you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font> it<font color="#CCCCCC"> oh look we're watching animal porn</font> mary had a little lamb we'll be right back<font color="#E5E5E5"> just a second</font> I'm sorry<font color="#CCCCCC"> ball guys we're so happy we're</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">watching animal porn</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh we laughed so</font> much<font color="#E5E5E5"> on our jobs here that's because we</font> have the best job in the world<font color="#CCCCCC"> selling</font> new CDs about things you don't<font color="#CCCCCC"> care</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">about for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> instance this CD pack is</font> loaded with songs about<font color="#E5E5E5"> the motorcycle</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">round LED a dollars never written</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> one</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">oh you know you probably don't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> realize</font> this but I'm pretty classy<font color="#CCCCCC"> classy Oh</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">class yeah you know what I love opera</font> and my favorite opera singers are the three tenors<font color="#CCCCCC"> you know Domingo</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Pavarotti</font> and<font color="#E5E5E5"> the other one and actually I guess</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> like two<font color="#CCCCCC"> of them so I was so</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> excited</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">when I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> found this</font> two tenor song<font color="#E5E5E5"> I detect you on this see</font> he said yeah<font color="#CCCCCC"> and of course who can</font> forget this incredible rendition of the Harley of Seville all I'm saying is you've got to<font color="#E5E5E5"> be fat to sing like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font> you know<font color="#E5E5E5"> okay some of those high notes</font> go right to my testicles you know what are the<font color="#E5E5E5"> favorites on the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">CD collection is like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> boogie woogie oh</font> you say boogy boogy don't you yes but<font color="#E5E5E5"> is</font> boogie woogie<font color="#CCCCCC"> and who</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> can forget that</font> great boogie woogie motorcycle hit <font color="#E5E5E5">Alabama motorcycle mama with the llama</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">hi</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> we'll be back to a very Brady bris in</font> just a second but<font color="#CCCCCC"> first they don't even</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">better than did it him get it in dude</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">hey Ryan what are you doing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> well I'm</font> doing<font color="#E5E5E5"> a bad version</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of a Western song I</font> thought so but I didn't want to<font color="#E5E5E5"> stop you</font> cuz you look like you're<font color="#CCCCCC"> having so much</font> fun you know our CD set<font color="#E5E5E5"> this week that</font> we're selling concerns westerns<font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> songs<font color="#E5E5E5"> about westerns 146 on one CD</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that's right</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">partner</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> hahaha</font> we have artists of<font color="#CCCCCC"> every size and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> shape</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you're not kidding</font> hey you know what the Osmond Brothers were one<font color="#CCCCCC"> of my favorite groups</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of all</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">times I did</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> not know they're on this CD</font> set stage<font color="#E5E5E5"> yes the Osmond Brothers with</font> their<font color="#CCCCCC"> number-one hit</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> clip-clop bang bang</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">clip pop bang bang one of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the reasons</font> our CD set is so cheap is<font color="#CCCCCC"> cuz only</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">aasman sing</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> on that cut that's right we</font> cut out about<font color="#E5E5E5"> 50</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> up whoever</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yeah pink oh</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">yeah ah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> here's a little riddle for you</font> all<font color="#E5E5E5"> right what kind of bird always says</font> the name of our<font color="#E5E5E5"> next band</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I guess uh</font> turned an Arctic Tern<font color="#E5E5E5"> and what sounds as</font> an Arctic Tern<font color="#E5E5E5"> mink I suppose</font> Oh <font color="#CCCCCC">oh</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that's wrong come on you tell us</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> what</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">sorry</font> I was thinking<font color="#E5E5E5"> an owl Oh who da who is</font> our next ban on this<font color="#E5E5E5"> and of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> course when</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you think of the who you think of their</font> number one tune<font color="#E5E5E5"> miss kitty left me so</font> I'm sleeping with<font color="#E5E5E5"> my</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> horse</font>
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Length: 14min 56sec (896 seconds)
Published: Sun Sep 23 2012
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we're watching animal porn!

👍︎︎ 14 👤︎︎ u/utkex013 📅︎︎ Dec 04 2013 🗫︎ replies

Greatest hits is one of my favourite games because of the banter between those two. Best part if the show.

👍︎︎ 8 👤︎︎ u/Bficiur 📅︎︎ Dec 04 2013 🗫︎ replies

i haven't laughed this hard in months. i'm crying

👍︎︎ 4 👤︎︎ u/shafty05 📅︎︎ Dec 04 2013 🗫︎ replies

Loved this video cause ryan and colins parts of greatest hits is the best but i have never been a big fan of the actual songs.

👍︎︎ 5 👤︎︎ u/Metroidman 📅︎︎ Dec 04 2013 🗫︎ replies

Would anyone care to explain why "Tapiooooka!" is so funny than Ryan couldn't even hold it together?

👍︎︎ 2 👤︎︎ u/Mmammammamma 📅︎︎ Dec 31 2013 🗫︎ replies

Backstreet boys...always loose it at that one!

👍︎︎ 2 👤︎︎ u/LeapYearBoy 📅︎︎ Feb 06 2014 🗫︎ replies

Oh... my side hurts...

I love this subreddit.

👍︎︎ 1 👤︎︎ u/kyleblane 📅︎︎ Dec 05 2013 🗫︎ replies
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