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is going to happen i am going to have to fix you manage you to on a more personal scale a a more micro form of management jim what is that called microgemint boom yes now jim is going to be the client dwight you're going to have to sell to him without being aggressive hostile or difficult let's go all right fine [Music] hello hello this is dwight schrute from the dunder mifflin paper company well that's great because i need paper excellent then you were in luck because we are having a limited time offer only on everything wow this is my lucky day what is your name sir i am bill buttlicker really that's your real name how dare you my family built this country by the way are you respectful dwight please oh yes michael could you hold on one second that's my other line what no but i hello yeah no i'm just on the phone with this stupid salesman he's so dumb probably just gonna keep him on the line forever and not buy anything okay it's up to you to change his mind sorry that was a family emergency oh no what's wrong you know what that's private boundaries dwight come on i'm sorry mr butt licker as i was saying we're having a limited a little bit louder i'm hard of hearing he's sorry if he's an old man okay as i was saying right now we are talking louder okay our prices have never been low you have to talk louder never been lower louder son buttocker our prices have never been lower that is totally inappropriate you never yell at the client no you listen to me sir here we go the three words i would describe you as is aggressive yes hostile and definitely difficult please mr buy my rate right give me the please please give me another chance give me the phone mr butt licker give me the phone i have to put you on with my boss well i should hope so who is this hello this is michael scott regional manager well this is william m buttlicker hello mr buttlicker how may we help you michael i like the sound of your voice you know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna buy one million dollars worth of paper products today see what's done thank you very much sir i don't think you'll regret it you are the master there is one condition michael yes you have to fire the salesman that treated me so terribly don't do it michael it's a million dollar sale [Music] it's britney did you forget something what happened to you guys give it back the gift basket give it back what is this it's real simple if you don't appreciate what we do then give us back our basket maybe you should leave yeah maybe we should maybe you should leave come on let's leave but before we leave my wet friend and i are gonna wait for our cabs on your nice couches can you call us a cab please i'm gonna oh sorry look my clothes are so wet wet nice leather oh my shoes are so muddy all right here you go take it there it's been opened yeah it was mine what's missing for turtles where are the turtles where are the turtles come on guys get out of here where are the turtles where are they well guess what i just drove my car into a lake you did what you stopped yelling remain calm i have trained for this okay exit the window here we go make a u-turn if possible [Music] come on i drove my car into a lake uh i get it everybody knows about the ultimatum yes i told everyone hey right back at you what's your daughter's name again peepee pipa people how is she great great well to be fair jim james jimothy to be fair jimothy the ah that sounds weird are you okay with being called jim i am all right the busiest bieber award goes to phyllis lapin yeah way to go phyllis nice work per usual this says bushiest beaver i told them busiest idiots it's fine we'll fix it we'll fix it up you don't have to display that you know what today is not a good day for a sales contest we're not we're not doing this today that doesn't seem fair you want to talk about fair does anyone need to smell my old carpet you explained to me how that was fair and i'll explain to you how this is fair plus i just i think that picking today was sort of taking advantage but you're the one who picked it i am a victim of a hate crime stanley knows what i'm talking about that's not what a hate crime is well i hated it a lot okay i well i managed my department and i've been doing that for several years now and god i've learned a lot of life lessons along the way your department's just you right yes jim but i am not easy to manage you know your partner's got a lot of attitude but i like that how long you guys been dating jim couldn't land me in a thousand years but you're saying there's a chance shut up seriously you're gonna send me back uh yeah it's the safest part of a car in the event of a crash driver always protects his side first yeah that's no problem pam sure uh-huh bam knock knock i'm on the phone i know you are knock knock you can fax it over yeah five seven zero five five nine one zero one four five length zero one seven five thank you bye-bye it really makes us look unprofessional they would never know it was me doing it here we go knock knock who's there buddha buddha who buddha this bread for me won't you great i i need something to wipe my hand no there's there's butter it was a classic i got a knock-knock joke no okay michael please please please please please let me all right who's there kgb kg level asked that question what the hell was that what are you doing what are you doing hey hey stop it stop being like hey come on what are you doing man it's part of a hilarious job why is retribution what are you doing no more knock knock jokes that's it ding dong who's there kgb do i get the door i'm not answering answer this no way it's the key thing though i'm not answering that yes you're going you answer i'm not gonna answer i'm not gonna enter into kgb the kgb will fit for no one it's true you

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Length: 8min 21sec (501 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 04 2022