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what if we all get together and help each other and hire a new guy and then we all kill him but first we take out like $100,000 life insurance policy I bet you guys like that idea don't you I think that's what they're doing to me I can't prove it but I wanted to see their faces when I said it I learned nothing I don't know what the that was Aaron I need you to fax this and get me a confirmation Pronto are you going later sure if you are yes talk to me that way again and I'll cut your face off whoa get in quick why quick so it's faster eat it Jim eat it Phyllis eat where's Stanley he's in the bathroom will you run into the bathroom and tell him to eat it of course yeah okay hey David I'm back eat it Stanley hey hey hey hey wake up ow why are you sleeping that way I was reading the mattress tag and I fell asleep can you stop talking because every word out of your mouth is like the squawk of an ugly Pelican I got a tattoo for you I didn't ask you to get that Nike Swoosh nobody did you did that for you just do it you were the it that I was just doing this is all for Michael turns out his girlfriend was married yeah and when Michael gets a broken heart this whole place comes to a halt so we're just trying to get out in front of this after his last breakup he ate 40,000 calories in 3 hours [Music] [Music] all done disposable cameras are fun although it does seem wasteful and you don't ever get to see your pictures if it's an important event that you want to remember I recommend using a real camera but I don't care if I forget today Holly is ruining Michael's life he thinks she's so special and she's so not her personality is like a three her sense of humor is a two her ears are like a seven and a four add it all up and what do you get 16 and he treats her like she's a perfect 40 it's nuts and then my last job was at a Taco Bell Express but then it became a full Taco Bell and I don't know I I couldn't keep up my favorite part about being a receptionist is that I get to have my own desk my foster home I never had a desk so it's like a I I don't mean that I didn't like my foster home I I did like it I just didn't have a desk there did you have a favorite age or month an age or month yeah like a favorite month like I like April when I was seven planking is one of those things where hey you either get it or you don't and I don't but I am so excited to be a part of it last week Andy set sale for the Bahamas to sell his family's boat and he took his brother but not me I was kind of sad at first but then I remember that Bob Marley song No Woman No cry 2:00 should probably be okay I can either take your number or I'm sorry I just can't wait he's just going to call back Aaron I'm in love with you I don't believe in much okay I don't believe in horoscopes I don't believe in Christmas uh uh I sure as hell don't believe in God what or maybe there's a God I don't I don't know I mean I it's just not a guy with a Long White Beard or it could be I mean it's possible that that is exactly what what is but for for all of the disbelief I Believe in Us I believe in love you have made me believe that for all of the Hokum out there uh do we not have voicemail D doesn't trust robots to give us our messages well it just it messes up my rhythm with I'm taking a break from dating Gabe was a great guy with so many wonderful qual ities but it was a challenge being touched by [Music] him I'm really excited for Michael either way because if Holly chooses to be with him he will be so so happy and if not he'll be avoiding the biggest mistake of his life well my goal was to learn a new word every single day and I must say that it is going immensely thanks Sarah sure okay Pam I don't want to be a lousy snitch okay Ryan has been using the color printer for his business a lot check this out all that color look at that oh yeah I got a big box yes I do I got a big box how about you I got a big box yes I do I got a big box how about you I think you don't know what you're saying what kind of tea is this oh I boiled some Gatorade Aon you really nailed the hot dogs today no thanks I've been reusing the hot dog water so it gets more flavor it's only going to keep getting better hey Mr Scott what you going to do what you going to do my country country hey what you going to please stop what you going to do hey what happened to here you left me in charge of the pens Pam that's what happened the pens happened are the pens here I don't know I'm just trying to think of things that were happening at the time um everyone was getting their driver's license hello Robert California let's have a conversation describe your day so far well I woke up and I when you recount your day never say you woke up it's a waste of your time that's how everyday has begun for everyone since the dawn of man very smart very smart suddenly I was awake this game is called pecker poker it's the game of cards that gets you are oh why did you play moo cuz I'm playing to win I'm playing moo I'm playing milk whatever it takes okay but look you could have hit mood would have played the triple word like the cow mood yesterday or Moon the cow jumped over the moon she stuck doesn't have to just be cow stuff right when I was a kid my sisters used to butter me up and slide me across the lenium floor of the kitchen they really made them laugh it's a great idea Kev I don't think it applies here though so maybe we just yeah we move stuff and it fun doesn't apply right my mom need to drop it okay they hate it I like it a lot but they hate it so drop it you embarrassed me earlier take it up with the chief of police trust is the most important thing to me is your name Andy Bernard what's your real name Lionel Frankenstein turns out I am related to Michelle Obama I was intimidated by Andy's family before and now I I have to see the first lady at holidays she's going to be like what's your stance on politics or what is the best war to do and I will just be like duh I really wanted to see Andy's play because he's so so talented but I've been trying to get in the babysitting game forever the 13-year-olds in this town have a complete Monopoly it's almost like a babysitter's Club okay we're not going to the hospital we are waiting until midnight ooh spooky oh sorry that's unacceptable I need you to send it immediately or your fire you can't talk to me like that I didn't do anything wrong I've been having a tough day and oh God no I'm just read the facts you read the facts we've been going with Andy you have a very important call I'm sorry I'm with a very important client they'll have to wait are you sure it's really really important there is nothing more important to me right now than this meeting really because your mother is dead oh my God I don't think she's dead she's dead she was hit by a bus she's not dead this is exactly the kind of thing my mom pulse this isn't one of those times it's the police they said it's the worst they've ever seen Andy I'm really sorry about your mother my deepest condolences

Channel: Comedy Bites

Views: 221,428

Keywords: American Television, Andy Bernard, British Series Adaptation, Comedy Bites, Comedy Compilation, Ellie Kemper Roles, Funny Scenes, Greg Daniels, Jim and Pam, Michael Scott, Mockumentary, NBC Comedy Series, NBC Sitcom, Office Antics, Office Comedy Gold, Rainn Wilson, Relationship Drama, Scranton, TV Adaptation, The Office US, Workplace Comedy

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Length: 10min 24sec (624 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 29 2024