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i want my baby back baby baby baby i want my baby back baby i want my baby chili's baby back ribs i want my baby back baby baby back ribs chili's chili's baby back ribs no way out the second one okay [Laughter] i look forward to drug testing i used to get a runner's high which is why now i lift chin i look forward to drug testing but urinating is not something this is not a joke this is not a carnival kind of bad nice job nice work this is busiest beaver i know it says busiest no no you screwed that up didn't you i guess we have to go back don't we we're wasting a lot of tape give me that [Music] come on phyllis come on oh jesus are you all right fellas are you all right are you okay i'm okay don't don't you even keep that in there oh my god [Laughter] i think i'm going to need some new pants [Laughter] oh you broke it you broke it [Laughter] oh man this pit will never work oh wow and this copier is working fine that's the original well we're having an earthquake get it on the dvd the train is going through scranton what happened to foreign it's okay two minutes is too soon five minutes and two minutes is a very big difference together right now [Music] [Laughter] i told you like five minutes well what happened to four and three because two minutes doesn't do us any good come here no what chicago property you're looking at is in great shape and the equipment's 100 pristine are you looking to preserve it whoa whoa something major happened wasn't my fault installed poorly okay i know bob vance dwight schrute i work next door just give him a call call bob vance call bob vance bob just forget it mr schrute are you looking to preserve it as a munitions plan just i'll call you back oh my god what's your point here's my point here's the church here's the steeple open it up there's all the people cheating on other people okay do this do this [Laughter] you knew exactly where that was going hey dwight the mall is corrupt molly's evil their appearances jim that is so inappropriate you guys like the chat absolutely get these done out out hello hey here to talk about woof oh that's cool yes definitely as long as you're here to tell me i'm a billionaire you're on your way man on your way sorry no no it's great i love working at dunder mifflin taliban branch bloop no it's great ooh uh oh no it's great how low we're going to generate my breath we have three sex or heavy petting closets one masturbation closet does anyone have a problem with that yes gay closet five that wasn't like five that wasn't the problem three heavy padding closets one masturbation closet and one gay class absolutely yes no problem everybody happy with the glory holes what well i just i heard about it somewhere holy fifth closet will have a glory hole [Laughter] now i know what you're thinking won't that just shed more light on the penises but you know what that's a risk we have today that is that is a risk that we have to no no no i know what you're saying why do you keep going hey i know what you're thinking won't that just i know what you're thinking won't that just shed more light on the penises but that is a risk we need to take pam thank you pam why don't you work with phallus and draw a picture of the exposure i want it on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full desaturation what's that john cracks we had a funeral for a bird i'm pretty sure none of that's real you're not real huh do we have any muffins yeah take a longer pause before you answer pat i don't know if you like country music but i was thinking maybe one of these days god bless america would you please sign my company directory i'm about people okay good okay something like that the hell is that i want to see this penis i don't mean to be crass but get prepared to get wet because [Laughter] wow there was no double meaning in that there wasn't you couldn't even get through it it's the most horrible thing i'm so sorry i guess what surround sound means is that right over here [Laughter] two speakers damn we have two speakers what honey oh jesus this is terrible never finish this episode um check this out folds oh my god okay michael i might have someone for you here she's really sweet and nice you guys might actually get along is she hot that was such a bad day that was the worst take ever you are are are you are are you [Laughter] dwight [Laughter] dwight [Laughter] dwight you

Channel: Comedy Bites

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Keywords: Comedy Bites, Comedy Gold, Dunder Mifflin, Dwight Schrute, Entertainment, Funny Clips, Hilarious, Iconic Moments, Jenna Fischer, Jim Halpert, Laughing Fits, Must-Watch Series, NBC, Office Pranks, Pam Beesly, Paper Supply, TV Comedy, The Good Place, The Mindy Project, Will & Grace, Workplace Dynamics

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Length: 10min 29sec (629 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 29 2022