the NOT SO KIND Chronicles | CSGO

jc the sharks can smell your blood you know jc the sharks have at least three rows of teeth why were you asking me about if i cared about my rank because i am a silver two what about you this guy [ __ ] i don't [ __ ] know do i even have a rank no yeah i don't have a rank does this guy look like he has a rank no no no no nope yeah i just [ __ ] okay i just [ __ ] how much index do you have weekly and you can round up ah four sexes a week four four sexes bro does that happen uh no how many self sexes do you do per week zero how many days are there in the week seven days of the week multiply that bike if you asked me before i had a girlfriend it would have self taxes would have count and it would have been like 25 times a week but but now it's down to zero a day yeah sorry they'll come back dude so i used to be terrified of competitive in this game [Laughter] what was your breakthrough moment tell me how you got over it i'm dying if you lose this round i take your fresh skin i would like to donate i do do you keep it in a jar [ __ ] you're talking in game and then google's talking to the difference keep going this is awkward oh no i don't know what mitt is in this cracking map maybe that's short for middle [Music] falcon good call [Music] [Laughter] guys i'm starting college congrats man where are you going university of tennessee hell yeah brother what are you going to be learning well ha ha i happen to have just graduated from the number one high school in my state fifth best high school in the entire nation holy cow i've been taking a four year biomedical course i'm gonna be majoring in biology doing a little doing a little pre-med maybe a doctor someday but it can't be it's him he's the one the number one student from the number one high school in the number one state everybody knows tennessee is better than every other state in the country no i learned spanish so i can put the c in tennessee jesus christ yo pre-workout is getting dangerous these days tell us a falcon dude talk about that falcon what are you talking about bro no that time you took pre-workout and then you were tripping balls on stream oh wait what i wasn't tripping balls i know you were hyped up you were hyped up during the stream all right so i make i mixed up a little bit of that pre right and we got into a game and i may have shouted at somebody i'm gonna do a dry scoop right now oh my god no he did it spit it [Music] like out it not similar to like choking down a spoonful of cinnamon yeah as long as you don't breathe in and cough you're good if you cough you're done for like it's over flashing why am i so bad orange you're a wonderful human being and i'm sure you're very smart i'm sure people around you are very proud love spread a lot of love basically not a good csgo my friends are having an actual intercourse behind me describe the scene this kid with a virginity rock shirt he's holding a gun to my head right now but he's a big mullet the other one he's just very lean tall you also need to um you also need to like wear oh my god one more you need to wear a body fat suit a fat bodysuit you need to have a mustache oh that actually started to make me clench up a little bit i don't have a diffuse kit do you yeah oh no why did you say yeah good luck in your college studies thanks brother you got it dude does just google hear us [Music] [Laughter] we about to gang bang this chick or what i became friends with all the terrorists and we just circled this one chicken it was just like that picture of the guys behind the couch with the girl sitting on it trying to figure out what the picture is it looks like it's uh it's like a dinosaur getting what he wants okay real question though guys when you guys sell my sex do you use [Music] protection [Music] man jesus christ slim timmy will you sign my profile dude that was nuts yeah i will you know i'll [ __ ] succeed in the game we're playing just to sign your profile i'm so flattered [Music] that's going in the highlight reel all right call up espn boys hello espn how my director call um highlight reel sir bryant oh he's right there he's right there you're getting ridiculous i had to stop plants and then kill somebody twice during my plan and then they still came well whose fault is that it's your fault dude who said that where are you at that's your friend let's go oh you've been kicked i have a 29 minute competitive cooldown minutes yeah that's it for me boys the best thing about it is i just got like a sick deagle 2k right after that hey guys thanks for stopping by and peace don't be afraid it's just a little smoke i'm coming don't forget to like and subscribe the video comment down below hey will you saw my profile please we're gonna send me a skin well we don't bribe here yes okay i guess we bribe here falcon no oh my god hard commit on death noises could you do me a solid and a man [Laughter] sorry i got distracted nice job guys hell yeah let's freaking go sorry continue i don't even remember 88 i'll i will redeem you redemption good job guys i love you good good game sign my profile that was fun you sound fun thanks are you done or more uh i'm gonna keep going cause i got nothing going on [Laughter] sorry i didn't mean to laugh at that like like it was sad i have uh no friends and no plans so i'm gonna get i'm gonna keep going because if i uh spend any time by myself alone i'll uh slip into an existential crisis and you know what daddy's like when he has his crisis slim timmy get me another [ __ ] beer slam timmy imagine a dad calling his son slim timmy this is my son slim timmy he's trying out with a baseball team today he's going to be the bat crack crack a couple leathers hey timmy lock those knees boy keep your back straight otherwise you gotta go limp when they hit you with a ball you can turn into a noodle afterwards all right remember that time you saw your old man's noodle yeah just like that one of these days slim damn it you're gonna have a noodle just like that if you're lucky greetings silent effect and boiled [ __ ] how are you today i hope that's somebody's name or you're exactly good boy why would you kick me what have i done to you what could have possibly upset you sir oh oh no silent effect has left this realm i don't know what you said to make him to put him off so please having seen your awesome power i'd like to apologize the game got cancelled again you pissed somebody off on in warm-ups so much that they end the game the game gets cancelled where are you going jc jc please no you you're coming for me jc you don't know how to swim i hear there are sharks out there and we all know the sharks can smell your blood jc the sharks can smell your blood did you know jc the sharks have at least three rows of teeth that are constantly regenerating and they're razor sharp at all times you'll be chum jc charm in a bucket nice to see that counter strike has not changed whatsoever don't look in the description for anything and take deep breaths smile and stay [Music]

Channel: Kugo the Mighty

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Rating: 4.9839959 out of 5

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Id: R6arpQKzQUE

Length: 11min 4sec (664 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 08 2020