TROLLING a CS:GO Coach

Oh believe me I'm watching you want to see how hard I'm watching it I think he's probably right here [Music] I wonder how many times I thought I was good when I was probably lucky I'll have to hit the jumping shot oh it's also probably the most effort I put into a csgo video will it pay off probably changing shirts was kind of weird not all right so as some I'm soloqueue I got a history with the police I've played with buddies I've even played with professional csgo players mr. Nathan what is one tip for me for pistol round murderers in Korea photos you can I don't feel like it has a particular impact on me or my my gameplay and I'm stuck and I think what I really need is a coach a professional coach the guy that's gonna give me csgo lessons from Fiverr I pay five bucks for this 30 minutes sure I don't like the way you're winking at me but let's try C's Co lesson hello hello hi are you I'm well how are you today where are you from all right I'm here for my csgo lesson I'm too loud I'm sorry at this point I don't know why he hasn't hung up on me the only thing louder than me turning up my microphone is our sponsor today a returning sponsor from the people who helped me bass boost my wife right out of my life comes the new and improved sorry I'm getting my ear that it is not new it is the same awesome Cole's commuter speaker and I'm gonna take this out because I refuse to be a puppet I'm not part of your system you will get 65% off this awesome wireless speaker 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like the mp5 that's a good one it's not good what's my accuracy 21% based on just in your or much making 41 or 21 21 21 all right that's not bad yeah I really want to get the global elite that's why I'd only play matchmaking right laughing at me no I'm just it's kind of weird you got so many hours what the mouse you used to play it's the one with the ships on it so much hurts you got on there how many hurts are on my mouse no oh I have teasing GC interesting right what mousy is the ship one we miss it's alright I gotta eat a donut anyway oh yeah I'm American we gotta eat doughnuts a fake say I'm theorizing should be disabled I'm gonna make my game look like poop no it's not or you better prefer for break tree I don't know do you like they most do you know that the friends I have black bars on the sides of my screen right now yeah you like hazel s over I go to a gym pretty soon no it's not though I'm just gonna leak you everything okay hello hey can I call you back I'm taking a csgo lesson right now all right bye sorry about that she's crazy all right control panel or what you got in there but you should go and you should get some resolution okay give me one sec just match with an auto sniper and I'm poppin off right now okay I'm going okay I've got my console open you know what you should every time when you watch the game what you should read yeah sv cheats FPS max zero yeah your game gonna just give you the maximum yes you can and maximum sound you can have so you can hear actually these steps in the game some people say that their ears is kind of bleeding but that's how it is so if my ears bleed it's okay it's not okay but but I really recommend to play the Maxis probably know what's prefers right yeah that's where I fire my 305 fire you're free yeah what does that make just like the bullets that come out before I'm ready were you already will form ready to fire him like too early now as you guys can see I have a 30 I have a 34 inch ultra wide curved monitor so his advice was causing a bit of a problem it's my screen it's abstract is it is it's abstract I feel like someone is taped to my eyes to the sides of my head Oh back what bunch of losers under line graph one yeah okay in the game you have something yeah yeah that's yeah I feel like I'm working at NASA right now so what's next I just shot 300 bad guys in the head and alright so you should spend at least three hours today to just play the game three hours you can make your own team I'm not saying that that's bad or something but I should make a team and everybody on the team should be around my rank right yeah like if you're gonna make a key with like pro player trust me this is gonna be so great because my friend Nathan just got dropped from his team so I'll invite him to my team he just lost against simple in a 1v1 and so I'm pretty sure that he'd be willing to be on a team with me he probably igl and I'll be the sniper and then I'll just get three of my other friends to jump in that's good so now I had all the secrets I had all the tips I knew that now I can make my run from go low at 3 to go low for which of course leads to mg 1 which of course leads eventually globally so now that I had all the answers I got together with my buddies again and you know we did we chewed it up baby [Applause] thank you Marxism watch me as I change it Oh [Applause] [Music] oh but a global time hey let's have a round of dicks laughing for Haim please you know this series does really give me a lot of evidence to conclude that my csgo gameplay consists of having no idea what I'm doing and Jesus taking the wheel okay he's pushed all the way up he's on site now Father for I have wind there was no here we go one more time everybody's feeling time here we go yeah here we go hey sim sevens you know you can make this jump [Music] oh you think's checkers still 100% you really think all right listen [Music] oh oh I always say good tri-phenyl got an op down the hall Gandalf I'll carry on your legacy game Sidney I'm going over for baby now it is super important that now I am Here I am right there I am walking such a thin line between mg1 and going back to gold over three actually I remember one piece of advice that was given to me by my coach you can make your old team I think now is the perfect time to make a team [Music] my hands smell like tuna fish it's throwing me off thanks for watching [Music] but this be the end of the video and take deep breath smile and stay my house closer should I get inside inside camera

Channel: Kugo the Mighty

Views: 124,577

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Id: EmJigqRSuE4

Length: 13min 22sec (802 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 16 2019