The New Kid

(swooshy wooshy fisty wisty) Hello children! Mrs Peters is feeling a little unwell today so I'm going to be teaching you. My name is Miss Stevens and- Excuse me. Excuse me! Good morning! Shouldn't you be next door? At the homeless shelter? ... No. Excuse me? I am a student... of Mr Peanuts. Mrs Peters. Mrs Peanuts. Right, okay... What's your name? My name is Todd... erina! Chair... Sit... Man... Todderina Chairsitman. Here! Todderina. I couldn't help but notice the man-sized hole in the window over there. Do you happen to know how that might have happened? ... Bird. What bird? This one. Oh my God... Fly away! (She screams) What is going on in here!? Mr Headmaster! This obviously homeless man is pretending to be a little girl! Pretending!? How dare yoooou- misgender this child! We at St Katherine's pride ourselves on freedom of expression! He's busking. It's a Wonderwall... What a lovely wall... Thank you very much. You go girl! Pull it together Miss Stevens, I won't warn you again! Okay... It says here your homework was to build something out of cardboard... Sure. Very nice. Lovely. Um... Todderina, what's that? Bed. That's not what a bed- Todderina... Todderina wake up- BLEUGHRHGFAHASIFJHASDF (She screams) Miss Stevens. Mr and Mrs Chairsitman are here and they'd like a word with you. Great! Come on in! Wow. Look Todderina, it's your parents. Neh... What is the meaning of this OPPRESSION!? No! I expected better from this school! Todderina, get your things. We're leaving! You're fired. I don't care. Oh I am sorry, Todderina, we should never have made you come here! Mummy, Daddy, it's me, Todderina! Oh get a job you dirty man! Why would they build this place so close to a school? Ridiculous! Hey you! Check out my latest video here, my latest vlog here, and if you liked this video then you might like this recommend video here. If you didn't like this video... Well that's your opinion. (Don't forget to subscribe, like, comment and share)

Channel: TomSka

Views: 7,275,264

Rating: 4.9239182 out of 5

Keywords: tomska, todderina, todd, adi alfa, hobo, homeless, school, thomas ridgewell, damien slash, alfie nash, maurissa coleman, hedyweddy, joelle koissi, funny, comedy, sketch, toddarina, toddrina

Id: MFy4otNb0b0

Length: 3min 16sec (196 seconds)

Published: Fri May 08 2015

Reddit Comments

[u/brettmurf]

Well, I guess this isn't my type of humor.

I would need a lot of drugs before this would make me even crack a smile.

[u/Pitboyx]

(swooshy wooshy fisty wisty)

[u/[deleted]]

(extreme napping)

I do that at work sometimes.