The Confession 2

Okay rookie, let's get in there and get this confession. You got it chief! Alright Scumbag! When I was 12 I peed on my dog... Excuse us... Right in his little dog face... Okay, you don't make the confession. He makes the confession. He peed on my dog? No, no. Just do what I do! (In Unison) Look Johnny we can do this the easy way or th- (In Unison) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STAY THERE! STOP!! Damn it! We almost had him! Okay! New plan. I'll be good cop and you can be bad cop. Nice! Okay... EYY JOHNNY! Crime is totally cool! Let's bounce out of this joint and grab a wicked soda! I've got a skateboard! POGS!! That's Rad Cop! Bummer! (Crying) Why did you do it Johnny!! You were so young! And you had such a bright future! Sad Cop... (Emotional whine) (Yorkshire accent) Johnny, ya mother and I are very disappointed in ya. That's Dad Cop... WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?! (Yorkshire accent) Ya bin naughty! Plad Cop... (Scottish accent) I'M SHREK! Knee Pad Cop... A Bad Bill Cosby Impersonator Trying To Explain The Plot Of Breaking Bad Cop... (Bill Cosby Impression) So, the Dad from Malcolm in the Middle... NOOO!! (Slams File) Jonathan McNeil, street name ’Johnny Knives’. Born December 18th 1987 to Annie and Hamish McNeil, both deceased. First arrest, age 14, two counts of car theft, four counts of breaking and entering and one count of assaulting a police officer with a kitchen knife. Fourth arrest, age 19, eight counts of aggravated assault, three counts of property damage and suspected involvement in an illegal gambling ring. Fifteenth arrest, age 26 - yesterday. Fourteen eye witnesses, camera surveillance footage and enough forensic evidence to clone you and throw you both in jail for a very very long time. Confess now Johnny and maybe we can cut you a deal. Not bad Rookie... Also Dammit! I am a Jelly Bean! Have you seen my penguins?! THE GOVERNMENT IS BEES! Mad cop... Great... I love you! How did I do? Terribly! Look, why don't you be good cop and then i'll be bad cop! Wait... Why don't we both be bad cop? Yeaah Yeeeeah Yeeeeeeeahh!!! Yeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhh!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! BREAKING BAD IS A GOOD SHOW! HAVE YOU SEEN MY JELLY BEANS!! I'VE GOT A SKATEBOARDS!! NO!! NOO!! I CONFESS I CONFESS!! SKATEBOARDS!!! (Intense and gut wrenching scream) (Don't forget to subscribe, like, comment and share)

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Length: 2min 19sec (139 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 16 2014