The Mod Where Russia Is A Complete Disaster - Victoria 2

[Music] hello it is me Internet service provider and you my friend are a gravy baby there will never be a Victoria Freight sorry guys she wanted to keep you grounded in reality in case you got too happy and the fact I uploaded for the first time in God knows how long you know I was trying to think of what could possibly make the world even worse than what it is right now and I've actually come up with a good idea and I go to announce that I am indeed running for president of the United States of America what you think I'm joking I'm not look it's official there's a t-shirt right there that's right I'm gonna be the new president of America you see it's totally possible okay because this t-shirts $14.99 that's all it costs to win the presidency I'll be announcing my campaign in more detail at some point but until then get yourself on the bandwagon already and get yourself over I saw a t-shirt link in the description and then the the pin comment look at it you don't want to vote for me vote for me hey guys welcome back to what if I fed my dog a whole bowl of skittles and it threw them up everywhere pink I'm kidding I'm not dogs love skittles and throwing them up don't do that you doc below I'm no liable for your dog died I'm just kidding it's the wonderful world of divergence of darkness one of my favorite Victoria to months because it is just so goddamn wacky wacky just kidding I can't stand for this a historical nonsense and I'm gonna put the world on the right path with my pick by Musco michael sue that the no guy hoard like no doubt it's not gay I swear to god it's just animal rights you the most powerful character in there was it matter if she's wearing a little skirt dancing round dad don't pay me boy I sure do love Russia so much show that I love it so much that it doesn't exist that makes an usually when I start up a game I like to tell you guys exactly what's going on how the country starts stuff because I can't even afford this army right now it's pretty abysmal so back was I haven't even researched the idea of having rights as a human being not even implemented them just the idea welcome to Russia everybody isn't it great so yell it was everything that Russia house calls on and the green is what we have calls are Novgorod on so it's gonna be hard to form Russia's what I'm saying and of course is gonna be our first poor call unfortunately though they are in Scandinavia's sphere which is gonna make this very difficult whilst we could just declare war on them just it's just not gonna happen now because it's so much infamy reduction in DoD we can just go crazy on the hordes for a while instead of just prestige spamming to great power like usual the joke here is that the Russians are invading Crimea you ever heard of anything like that before near view you know and I accept this alliance Iraq I don't want to help you out your stupid wars are a a second ok maybe I will help you you're kind of you kind of huge oh my god ok I'm trying to conquest Siberia here you want me to help out whoever the hell this is I get shopping around this Afghanistan isn't it ah yeah I didn't go too well for us last time did it and I've got the cloud for I mean qualify I was busy with Afghanistan but little do they know is my complete disregard for my citizens in the form of serfdom yeah and surprisingly was pretty easy to win that war with my entire population is enslaved and I can just throw them at the enemy with sticks I don't know why I was having my cause back I realized I could just go ahead and make them a puppet so I'm just take to these promises which they'll accept even though it's over but they won't accept any more than that and which good a puppet Novgorod and that is one step closer to form in Russia baby just not the biggest one like 1718 years later scope was the last thing I need to form Russia but they're usually a puppy of Scandinavia bites a break for him soon from those rebels so we'll go in and baby you know a bit do the past 18 years it's looking at what you panted to Siberia and crying honest crying hey gopis Cove is dead and now it's time to form Russia and this is where all the fun is world is about to happen and oh boy oh God now DoD when you form Russia is actually a little bit differently you don't get claims or accepted pops on everything you can only get it on a few things in the West now you can go ahead and do the Baltic you could do the Black Sea or you can go ahead and do pan-slavism which pan-slavism you don't know much about Russia is a very Russian thing to do roast you know also giving you a bunch of accepted cultures in that area which is it's pretty useful and that also means we can kill Poland Lithuania at some point which we're obviously gonna do it as well at some point so you guys got claims or course all over this land in Poland Lithuania which we will go ahead and annex at some point but we've still got a lot more work to do before we start that I just found the source of the Nile which is pretty ironic because I still can't find the button to you know and serfdom sorry about that population you got no right there that whole finding the source of the Nile things pretty funny considering this unit can't even find its way back to the province right next to it where are you go how the hell did the the Italians puppet the caucuses excuse me why I just still mopping up all the claims I have got a few more on Scandinavia so if I take advantage of that considering their current situation I also nabbed Estonia and the peace deal just for the extra ports of Emily to build ships later on oh we've got Crimea old building ports down here too but Olaf Alania okay we're gonna have to tell you at some point now that they've actually formed their country but not before the endless land wars with Japan in Siberia oh no the Japanese I've landed Sonia by they go finish stuff I've got all my calls and claims back off Japan which is great because I can tell by my country we got a few bigger problems eighteen ninety two yeah I think it's perfect time to you know maybe talk about that serfdom thing just a little bit those were coming up two world wars this is our great powers so these probably won't change too much in the coming years now we've got dual monarchy obviously burgundy Bohemia Italy me Poland Scandinavia and Spain if you look at the industry scores for these country we're not doing too well when you can just stay away from other people am i right everyone it's a Russian way this might start world war by the way well paul reiser poland baby yeah a guy who's just invented great walls so I'm pretty sure that's gonna turn so great well because Dual Monarchy is on their side which means yep it's time for World War Poland Irish gun alliance with Spain which Precor and I'm gonna cool them in the okay I'll write on the poor would do way a second white of Italy own half of Aragon what yeah it well the universe urine really just never goes too well for polls and toesik you know it's just it's just one of those static things in the universe and also never goes too well for Russia does it never goes too well alright because naturally a crisis war we can individually peace people our which is very useful cuz ringer there is just so much we want to take in this and yeah I might flip the borders quite a bit we'll probably go back in for more but we also need to take care of the Dual Monarchy now and I have no idea we're gonna do that they're mine the italians are keeping up with that chaotic evil rhetoric this entire game and let me march through their land I also have gas attack the enemy don't have gas D fed cursing about DoD's actually a straight between Calais and England so just March over there no prophet don't I tell you I'm gonna take off these guys I think I'm just gonna get them to release England if possible because and great walls if you don't know Victoria - everything's actually really cheap infamy wise so want to mop that up then come back - till these Russian Communist Chi jokingly added Aragon becomes a puppet of mave which has become a bit of a problem because if I don't take it I lose 70 prestige I'm gonna have to stay in this war to fully see jet Aragon and I need to take this island after them somehow egg arrogance peace down after a transport Navy was built and those realize the war school has actually gone down for Dual Monarchy so I think I can add there anything else I wanna really add reparations sure give me money hey guys and a whole bunch of crap and so did Bohemia but look so they go we are done with our war that's world war everyone Poland got killed Ericom got made a puppet of me and we released England from the Dual Monarchy that's right Rule Britannia of course I released the English and God apparently didn't like that and killed 90% of the population of Quetta aren't whereas caps let's go ahead and just check what that was beforehand and what it will be after so we got over free point free K there right now now let's click the button that's friend rude people now go up very quick are you gonna do Monica here is no longer a fing France island in England they're all now independent nations for me to invade ok got a crisis over the fringe transfer of Transylvania and it looks like we're going to a world war everyone and I am ready for World War 2 I could tell you that a hurt right okay maybe not prior cool England this is this war this great war great war number two you could say and I don't know what is going on in Italy but I think both Italy and England mobilized and they're having deep like most cancer war ever with each other it's just it's like little little horny ants everywhere did you attacking each other did it constantly Iowa or two was incredibly unbound so we will now all very easily we killed for Poland and it's looking kind of depressing right now a day she's out looking like his former glory a dole I realized I had all the free the Balkans casters bellies on the Artman side declared war on them now thinking that Italy would join even though we just pummeled them in a Great War but now they're back for round two yeah I didn't go too well for them but I did go too well for us because now look at that Balkan damn baby there you go who's yeah took some money off the italians again at this point I don't think they've got a lot left in them construing how much they're probably paying a war reparations haven't looked at Africa this entire game and honestly from what I can tell that was a hundred percent the right thing to do same with America a lot of just nothing happens America or the Arcadian Union never formed so we have the South southern Arcadian popular Republic you bit more than south there and then obviously we got Europe which was torn up pretty badly in Asia which oh they're only just getting around to colonizing the Indians okay nice one burgundy that's very nice new China looks like a mess all of this looks like a mess got Chinese Australia we are colonized naturally they didn't really get up too much did they yeah regardless I think we're very done here's our great power standing at the end our industry score was never really that great it did go ahead and just explode at the end but we'd have to keep playing to really over take burgundy which is it could be done but we did all right early and I was mostly just going for a bit of a RP element rather than just metagaming being the best Russia ever and I had fun it's dirty a very very fun mod you have played thought divergence darkness highly recommend check it out go search up look for the mod DB very good luck [Music]

Channel: iSorrowproductions

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Rating: 4.9740906 out of 5

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Id: _qRim3xOCqI

Length: 12min 1sec (721 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 15 2020