VICTORIA 2 - THE GREATEST GAME EVER MADE

[Music] you can tell it's me Derry Derek from Dover here back at it again in the world of Harlan are you her heart or hearts of darkness Victoria to add Victoria to really is one of my favorite games to play and I've recently got back into it and decided I need to show everybody just how great Victoria 2 can really be welcome to the 19th century where we've all decided in Europe that were finally gonna go ahead and start curing some of these deadly diseases that have been ailing us for generations only so we can have an easier time invading other countries eg you know Africa so the great powers at the time are as a most you would assume the UK France Russia Austria Prussia Spain the u.s. the Ottomans Switzerland Switzerland but the country I'm going to be playing as is Russia wait no no way too early for that it's only 1836 and only 6 percent of our population can read and our economy is just about as great as you'd expect the Russian economy in 1836 although you know with the crumbling economy and only 6 percent of our population being ELLs read it's not like much it really changed in Russia has a orders spell spaghetti how about you may not think that extra 2% literacy rates gonna do anything but look at that immediately that extra 2% have found some gold no now if they can figure out how to work this economy that'd be great too oh my god the Russians are revolving Britain garden near the Dutch guy Indonesia the French got Algeria and I got the caucus regions that they don't even have oil here yet the Oriental crisis when it appears our allies the Ottomans need a bit of help to take out Egypt but much like my economy I'm kind of flip flopping all over the place there so see you later Ottomans topical you guys may be laughing now in your high castles and plantations just you wait until more of my country can read and I'll be all over that but a typhoid fever a well you know [ __ ] happens I'm sure that's why I killed too many people wait a second this is Alaska oh my bad but whilst I'm here just how Russia was meant to be you know what we'll call this Russian West Borneo that'll do ah ha the railroad the starting seeds of a booming industry with steam power easy production lines unlimited money surely everyone in our country will want to part of this bad boy now come on guys isn't it a bit early for us to have killed all the capitalists off how am I supposed to build an industry I gotta believe we got a revolt in the caucuses I honestly would have thought this to be a very stable for the same plan okay I'm just imagining I'm in my Russian parliament everyone's around we've got important discussions like the caucus rebellions conquering the world and then some guy runs in and says what a malas dictatorship is not what it used to be we can't even [ __ ] read we can't even [ __ ] read and we probably don't know where Guatemala is oh it's a nova revolt and the caucuses by so check your investment do I want to intervene in Hungary sure why the [ __ ] not of Jenks the anarcho liberals have taken over a Brunswick so I hold the [ __ ] okay the old cool cuz adventure didn't turn out well but I got a second great place to take over Central Asia I'm sure this area will be great you know France just kind of those like a rule of thumb I just I just don't join wars against Germany with you it doesn't tend to go too well for Russia my country is literally a big ball of [ __ ] fire but that's fine because so is Poland's although that is technically my land they just so happen to revolt so technically I'm still on fire North German Patriots led by dmitritch abyss of the province at 63% Latvian ask why fig Belgium's going to be the death of the Russian Empire so he called it like Russia would you look at it's time for the Crimean War yeah I remember the Crimean War when Russia took Basra right you know America you broke my alliance so in good old Russian fashion I'm going to interfere in your country and support that CSA yeah I'm not posting hill but a 21.9% of my country can read oh hey look we're finally getting capitalist now let's just hope nothing bad happens to them ah okay now if I know anything about history is that we need to get the [ __ ] out of Finland as soon as we can you guys do whatever the hell you want I do not want to be a part of you oh sure just take over all of Egypt that's having Russia wadded up there's just seventy seven divisions walking through the Egyptian desert well where exactly are you going Oh Oh dad that's not gonna be good man things are going really good in Russia I shouldn't have taught them how to [ __ ] read god damnit Belgium in your [ __ ] communist manifesto they just keep rising up and for every 1% of the [ __ ] people I've taught to read they just keep coming well I guess it was it was kind of inevitable really it did take me very long to get those capitalists which is a bit annoying but hey I guess I got a red color though now that's that's pretty cool oh god I literally I'm just killing all the capitalist my money it's just literally going down the drain how old was Lenin in 1887 he'd be like 16 17 something like that right well done old enough to name a city after that's what I say ah you know what I said about leaving Finland alone well I I got a plan and it can't fail China and Japan both just declared war on me in unison wasn't quite expecting this one Japan so you know what you can take it for now but I'll be back China though China is easy as piss but you know what's not easy socialist we're communists guys why do you want to go a step back oh I got it it's a national crisis over the Sudeten load the Joanie's actually supporting the jacks against the Austrians what are we live again you know as a communist nation I wasn't really expecting to be able to colonize considering it kind of goes against the principles of communism but I know I can do it well it was bound to happen sometime wasn't it Greece yeah we should rename the New Guinea islands no Novgorod sounds like a great place this game has quickly gone from Russia [ __ ] itself to Russia endlessly [ __ ] China and I'm not complaining what Jerry wants to peace out this crisis know we want our demands I know you what's the worst cut that can happen you know a war that just your income bows the entire world I don't know what we'd call that oh wait no yeah if that's what we'd call a war that covered the entire globe the Soviet liberation of northern Macedonia why didn't I think of that oh yeah well you all about I haven't been preparing for this war for um you know 20 years ah the Great War that doesn't sound anywhere near as good as a Soviet liberation of northern Macedonia oh [ __ ] I think I just invented fascism so the walls going pretty well you can see we've taken out Germany we're now trying to re liberate France from the rebels and it's going really well you know there's no way that this could be any worse you know all we know the militant socialists have risen up you oh look Frances gone communists you know they've got the same [ __ ] problem as me communists and now they have 200 of war militant socialists and [ __ ] Paris win a World War I doubt well I can't pay yourself for everything that I wanted so northern Macedonia I'm sorry you gotta go because that's not what the Wars about anymore now it's about me taking over the empires of Germany and Britain sorry about that no of Macedonia I wish British colonies don't take the [ __ ] lot of them ah Europe so good now Joanie's been dismembered how Britain has lost Northern Ireland and all of their colonies it's really going quite well for the Soviet Union Riva managing to kick those god damn Japanese bastards back to their [ __ ] Island ah Germany's gone communist and accepted my military ally as well welcome to the club Joni sorry about killing all those millions of people in your country and taking all your land er not my fault oh no oh [ __ ] no I've messed with the balance of the world too much Finland's a great power they're above [ __ ] Italy and Italy has a done jack [ __ ] okay I'd release African nations not because I've had a change of heart and you know communism in that [ __ ] because I went over my infamy little bit taking all of this from China yeah it's something else alright Bahat Paul wants an alliance what the [ __ ] is purple okay France alright I'm gonna join your war against early behind allied with them too and they always I'm gonna do that because it doesn't look that strong in you I don't [ __ ] this up for me France but in the meantime I think it's time we dismantle the Austrian Empire oh there we go no more imperialism in Europe we've done our job and now we finally got peace on earth under the Soviet banner what could go wrong oh [ __ ] Kyoto's got fascists

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Length: 10min 13sec (613 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 28 2018