The "I Believe Song"

go like it I believe they Britney Spears she'd be one of Baskin Robbins 31 flavors - stews I believe that anyone who wants to wear a thong should have to go through an application process I believe that ignorance of the law is no excuse and I'm quoting a New York City judge on this one how old are you old enough to learn how to play weight well when's your birthday February 17 no what year is your birthday every year I believe you shall be a three-year-old running around a flea market in his underpants drinking coca-cola out of a baby bottle and I'll show you a future NASCAR fan I believe it sometimes you got to write the truck to get the insurance money to make the truck payment I believe I'll have a scotch oh wait I've already got one go ahead never mind I believe that the way to a man's heart is not through his stomach it's a little further south I believe the only thing worse than having diarrhea is trying to have it quietly in a public restroom that's right when I get that I always go into the crippled stood the crippled stool yeah cuz if you get that you're the cripples do the hosts keep clean so you know what ain't dirty and you got a lot of room in there for stretching your legs out and you got rails for power squeeze thought this out I believe the crippled stool is the Cadillac of the poopins dude it's your turn I believe guns don't kill people husband to come home early do I believe if you can't say something nice about somebody you must be talking about Hillary Clinton I believe the phrase time in a bottle refers to the amount of beer you can drink before last call I believe if you let somebody cut in front of you in traffic and they don't give you the little wave it should be perfectly legal to get up underneath them get them loose and put them into the wall Hey if life gives you lemons you should make lemonade and try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka and have a party

Channel: Jeff Foxworthy

Views: 1,958,970

Rating: 4.863286 out of 5

Keywords: Jeff Foxworthy (Comedian), Blue Collar Comedy Tour (Organization), Larry The Cable Guy (Author), Bill Engvall (Comedian), Ron White (Musical Artist)

Id: LkJoIyIlnr4

Length: 6min 21sec (381 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 24 2014