Hollywood Squares (May 17, 1968, primetime)

Joey bishop Connie Stevens Michael Landon Nanette Fabray Charley Weaver all in Wally Cox Eddie Dalton and Buddy Hackett all in the Hollywood Squares the Hollywood Squares hello stars ah we have a good group per usual only Friday night shows we have Joey Bishop from the Joey Bishop show that makes sense Buddy Hackett who stars at the Sahara Hotel on Saturday nights at 2:30 and Paul Lin you're doing the summer series the Dean Martin Somers show that's great Paul and a goodly group Michael Landon Annette and Abby Wally Charlie two very attractive game players first let us welcome to the Hollywood Squares Judy hull welcome your first grade school teacher that's right you met your husband while walking down the aisle at a mutual friend's wedding it's so romantic how long you've been married just eight months well good uh this fellow looks like Christopher George the guy on the rap Patrol this is chuck boyk welcome to Hollywood Squares Gavin saves me - me oMG okay oh really yeah and you're engaged to be married but you haven't set the date yet not yet all right good luck on the show both the thing and we'll get to our first game in just a moment and be back to play Hollywood Squares right after this message I was quiz it the first time the odds are the object of our two players is to get three stars in a row either across up another diagonally it is up to them to figure out of the stars give you a correct answer I'm making one up that's how they get the squares every game is worth $300 in addition and our first two games we play for the secret square if either Judy or Chuck but the secret square and they are correct this is the prize they will receive an around one an exciting trip around the world for to buy a TWA who feature foreign accent service on selected flights in the USA try a pinch of Italy or a taste of France fly in an English pub or a Manhattan penthouse you'll be up up away TWA since you're good don't get arrested but let's show the home audience the secret screen I understand that miss circle won the toss backstage fit right we'll start good luck to both of you Judy pick a star oh I'm a star with Michael Landon I go that means Bonanza has been cancelled now you are the secret scrapper a trip for two around the world via TWA remember only you can win if you're wrong the prize will go over to our next secret square games special envelope for this right here let me see here uh of the classic movies of all time still rerunning is all Quiet on the Western Front in it Lew Ayres meets disaster as he reaches out of his trench for what a flower a butterfly or a girl a flower I'll agree with you oh please no a butterfly very poignant scene say don't fret I tell you why the secret scroll is not one so in our next game will add the trip to the new prize you could win them both Judy X gets the square when you are incorrect your opponent does get the square unless it gives me three in a row so Chuck a breakthrough sir Wally Cox Wally when your hair is when is your hair most likely to fall out in the summer or in the winter Oh certainly tonight and then again the morning we have here's Peter uh I need the summer or the winter sir you hope you need them mmm okay your hair is most likely to fall out when all of your surface processes are speeded up under the warm conditions of summertime that makes a lot of sense I'll agree with him just like the other animals and uh next gets that squirrel do you have this great teaching if you were spending the winter in a dormant state what would you be doing I'd be in Mississippi well Alvin if I was in a dormant state I'm the only one did you know human that can do that I would be hibernating adornment is inactive just laying there like I think I do that most of the time I'll agree with you for the circle there is correct Chuck uh Charlie you yes he will grind Hugh O'Brien I said Christopher George so we shoot history's best-known painters signed his paintings with a butterfly another butterfly question who was he who was he though he was the same guy that wouldn't want to paint his father but his father went out so he painted his mother instead of our students at my art school did the painting oh okay Whistler I will agree with you I'll put an X right there no one's really similar stuff like this yeah I think um Paul in the Block in what state was Abraham Lincoln born in what state mm-hmm like all of us naked and screaming if all you got a 43 on the last meter that means you win the trip uh Illinois I agree Kentucky X does not get the square we give you three in a row the third one you must earn yourself several ways to win it take a look Paul LAN to win all right why was Daniel thrown to the den of lions our jaywalking in Jerusalem must have been working at Metro for trying to overthrow Herod I disagree with you because he refused to worship pagan gods X gets the square $300 for Minna dollars for chucking it today layer Jerusalem Blair who is the most cash during the show gets a special bonus prize you'll see that later now let's begin round two this is the prize for another big secret square hang on yes that's a new 1968 Pontiac Firebird enjoy wide tracking the great American sport in this new 68 Pontiac Firebird convertible where beauty power and thrilling performance are yours to command plus the trip around the world for to buy a TWA show the hormone is the secret square Joey you're having another fun night on Hollywood Squares can I ask what may be a rather personal question I certainly uh I haven't appeared yet on this show and if I don't get to appear can you take some of the other we did and insert it alright well here's your cut the moon I want to thank you very much you talk about our show on your show all the time and we certainly appreciate it Joey Thank You mr. X we'll start the run Chuck Boyd I'd like to bring Joey Bishop on the show Joey this is for a trip for two around the world via TWA a 1968 Pontiac Firebird and that's what this fella could wave mm Oh special envelope the questions are what will you settle for right now Connie Stevens Connie Stevens know you want to sit up here let me sit down why not okay this is it this is for all the marbles Mary Martin became famous by singing my heart belongs to Daddy and what Broadway musical was it was it leave it to me one touch of Venus or anything goes I believe it was in one touch of Venus I agree it started Viktor born William gaxton it was leave it to me he did not win the Pontiac or the trip around the world I guess it's me all right come on go we have two tickets for you and Connie Stevens to go to the joys of show all right say win some money now okay uh circle gets that square Judy you're looking for a tree in the dome yes I am Paul in already the famous short story the Gold Bug was written by what famous often got it a Charles de Gaulle I think the scary guy Edgar Allan Poe I'll disagree he's right X gets the squared o break for you chuck uh Connie Stevens who played an Margaret's father in the film Bye Bye Birdie oh dear I remember him very well Dick Van Dyke I got laughs yes I disagree you know who it was take a guess not Dick Van Dyke oh no it was good it was a fallen Paul also starred the Broadway production with Dick Van Dyke sheet over the goatee a father can't take you anyplace all right Judy um I'm sorry yeah did you concur with the Connie I believe you did Holden uh so I just read oh all right get this Michael Landon's ubach uh to block Michael Landon oh I'm sorry well that's why you have to take a look we have to go to Michael for the question uh what oscar-winning movie starred Albert Finney Hugh Griffith and Susannah York Tom Jones I'll agree put a circle right there shucks buddy hey buddy hockey game $600 Joe Holly muff and dr. Robinson are all characters in what classic American novel Tom Sawyer I disagree Tom Sawyer circle gets the square Judy help uh Wally Cox twins Judy Oh Holly right do all birds hatch from eggs not jailbait y-yeah you know yes why would they break with tradition Julie ah Birds hatching eggs I'll agree good that's $300 the show should end in the middle of a game we'll give our players $50 for each square they have on the board which is very important because it will count toward their cash total and the big bonus prize at the end of the show clear the board the circle will start the round I'll start with that Charley Weaver not all right what popular American is the subject of a new biography titled the big swinger heed mine I'll agree with you uh edgar rice burroughs famed author of tarzan good time that's just the square he's the big swinger I'll go to Joey bishop I want to thank again sue I want to thank you for forgiving me really he could have disagreed Jones this is alternative people who live in New York are of course New Yorkers what do you call people who live in Connecticut Connecticut ian's I disagree kinetic cutters for the next there I always call them commuters but that's alright say we'll give that lady back with more the Hollywood Squares joined this with Buddy Hackett fallin in the recipe down in Mississippi in going here it's a tie game right now the one with the biggest cash total wins a bonus prize it's mr. Edelstein uh Buddy Hackett to black if you were winding your bobbin what would you be doing as the next upholstery that's an easy thing for me to know the bobbin is a little bitty thing fits inside your sewing machine and while you are sewing it rewinding thread that you could put underneath to make your loop stitch win I'll certainly agree with you that's right circle gets cooler 1aqaq sister the record album is entitled Rubber Soul and revolver feature what famous recording artists the Rolling Stones shut I agree The Beatles mr. music did it again you hear the moment from my youngsters the audience circle gets the square gee um Michael Landon to win for $600 and Knight and brother in 1847 captain Hanson Gregory earned a place in history an immediate fame with his invention was it the hole in the donut the twist of the pretzel or the fluffiness in a marshmallow I hope he had enough guts to say what it was what was it again his name was hole in the donut twisted a pretzel fluffiness in a marshmallow Oh twist in a pretzel I'll agree with you it was the hole in the donut these and other informative things you may learn Hollister put an X right there let's go to Connie Connie Stevens for $600 what is usually served in the hollowed top of a steak tartare not tartar tartar the hollowed top uh what is usually served in the hollow top of steak tartare oh that would be a rag I agree X has 600 other go to the watch cutting on the game is directional stepped around going to the big bonus prize right now let's go to Wally Cox for how many years does the law require an individual to save all papers concerning his income tax return years and years and years until death do you part forever and ever lonely forever I disagree with that uh none there is no law but it's a smart thing to hold onto they might tell you that he disagreed ice gets the square do to help Hannah skating the double life in every fight as a television spy series who played Henry fight oh there is a very clever comedian red buttons I won't be with you that's good put a circle what country has not been successfully invaded by a foreign army since the 11th century what country mm-hmm uh Sweden I disagree with that England X gets the square G Paul if you cook chunks of onions tomatoes peppers and lamb all together on a long stick what would you call it I heard that but it's all Marcia if you would have Omar Sharif oh well I hear the ingredients again don't help me yes onions tomatoes or tomatoes Oh wherever you're from Pepper's lamb all together on a long stick what you call it that's just kebab I agree let's just kebab Seth against possible obvious popular dances in Grand Isle moved a buddy to block in Greek mythology the handsome youth narcissus had many women in love with him according to legend whom did he love me he was in love with his own self I was looking in the water and he saw his reflection and he swooned fell in the water and drowned it was your love with itself you're right he was terribly pretty yes but see that's okay I guess I know is that official Michael Andrew Loog wha which is larger Mexico or the United States hmm which is larger Mexico or the United States that's a toughy the United States I'll disagree Mexico circle gets the square wave it disappears $900 what do barrel hazel and amber all have in common burl hazel and what amber what do they all have in common they are all colors as I don't know if that answers the question though well let's find out well I'd say they're all they're all colors I agree they are all colors x gets the square thirty very good game the board just got another round and with the circle you're looking for $600 Judy all right I'll start with Charley Weaver in Peter Pan how did Captain Hook know when his arch enemy the crocodile was chasing him well he had smelled him first and he sensed him because he had bitten off his hand he had a hook and he could hear him going rap whap whap I'll agree with you no he heard an alarm clock ticking and the crocodile stomach good heaven yes right on my stomach that's the square jaw Wally Cox playing the corners in dots and dashes how would you send the message s OS let's break it down to dachshund - who's that Wally let's eat - yeah that dash dash dash dot dot dash - dad they never make you stop you can keep doing that all day SOS OS OS OS I think he's right I agree oh three dots three dashes and three dots three dots three dashes yes it Google on forever X gets the square Judy how you're standing on your big gun and hanging five while you look for a dumper what are you up to uh that's that killer sport surfing I think you're correct that's a gay police first yes put the hip joint this jellyfish it the upper right hand corner every every piano has three pedals one of them sustains the tone what do the other two do could I say colors like I answered before uh well you could but I don't feel to make much sense oh uh the center pedal you said what uh well one of them sustains the tone what are the other two pedals do well the center pedal sustained sustains the tone yeah well I don't know which is which but to one of them softens and one of them makes louder I agree X gets the square he is correct I could've dining interesting where there were strolling musicians and they approached your table would you be required to tip them just give a little salad you put it in their pocket nothing for Hanson no but your yo T not required to tip them oh but if you request something if you request a tune and they play it then you would give them something and it's referred to as busking oh you're not really requiring a triplet I'll agree with you oh you're not required to let you request I think you should get out of here we got to win a B this is for $1200 for Chuck Boyd symphonic arrangements call for many different sounds what instrument would be used if the music call for a tinkle it's only a half hour show Abby yes raise your hand I know there there's a matter of fact you won't believe this but that that is the only musical instrument that I play what is it happen my two-year-old John can play that any John could play it there are evenings when it is not easy the board leg starts to gain uh fallen already well Socrates Plato and Aristotle all lived in what city awed Athens I agree X gets the square and we'll be back with more of the Hollywood square yesterday miss up you know Nanette has been with us all evening nobody asked her a question I'm going to ask you a question what how did you like the show I thought it was funny and it stunk say this is resume time Judy you had a shot at that trip you missed it where you have one game for $300 Chuck over here missed the trip and the car Wow you have four games for $1,200 one square in the final game total cash $1,250 you're the big cash winner and here is your bonus prize listen it's whirlpools kitchen group a self-cleaning electric range with large capacity oven and high speed adjustable broiler a 14 cubic foot no defrosting refrigerator with separate temperature controls in a top-loading dishwasher featuring the speed to carefully wash finer things a whirlpool kitchen makes meal preparation a pleasure Chuck seller here they you have it I'll tell you say thank the skies has been fun mate the best job in television I tell you don't miss the Hollywood Squares next Friday night also Daejeon at 11:30 Eastern Time 10:30 Central Time Peter Marshall saying good evening and thank you as a matter of the show each contestant will receive a home version of the Hollywood Squares game our references for questions and answers is the 20 volume 1968 edition of the World Book Encyclopedia containing more than 12,000 pages representative workers 2,500 consultants and contributors it was two of them one was already it took all my condiments the really spicy mustard red one crazy hair cartoon see ya big googly eyes that's not like the whammy alright ask any questions yes ed who played Bob Newhart swiping the Bob Newhart show I said Joyce do it wrong Suzanne Pleshette no wonder it took all your money and coverage and crazy string next time your big bucks no whammies watch out it's back why me the OL new press your luck weeknights at 10:00 p.m. only on Kings Show Network whammy I got one right over there Wow look at the size of that purse this program has been pre-recorded

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Views: 31,327

Rating: 4.6906075 out of 5

Keywords: Hollywood Squares, Joey Bishop, Connie Stevens, Michael Landon, Charlie Weaver, Paul Lynde, Wally Cox, Abby Dalton, Buddy Hackett, Nanette Fabray, Peter Marshall, game show, celebrity squares, classic, vintage, retro, nostalgia, 1960s, sixties, 60s

Id: -BZZlDZ31hs

Length: 24min 46sec (1486 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 11 2016