-I'm telling you! In 2016, sloths are over! It's all about capybaras! -No, no, I still think sloths are funny. -Oh my God. A train just crashed near Paris. Thirty-five people died. -Oh my God. I was just in Paris, like, two days ago. That is crazy, it could've been me. -That is crazy, Sophia. -Are you okay? -You're... you're fine. You weren't there, and even if you were nothing probably would have happened to you. -Yeah but it's such a close call. I just... I don't even-- [sighs sadly] -Totally, Trapp. I mean, it could have been her. I'm so glad you're alive. -Thank you. Oh my God, I'm gonna post something on Facebook about it. I could be literally dead right now. -Oh, no. There was another mass shooting. -Where? -Arizona. -Oh my God. My ex is from Arizona. I was there, like, literally two Christmases ago! But for the grace of God go I, you know what I mean? -Wow, yeah. -Here's a picture of me there. I'm gonna post it. Just, like, in solidarity. -Okay, no. Look, you're to making yourself seem more connected to this than you actually are. -Trapp! She was there! Two years ago! -She has a picture! -Je suis Arizona. -That doesn't mean anything-- -Oh my God, I'm going to hashtag it that. Oh, no. Oh my God, what? -Robin Williams died. -Oh, no. -Yeah, like two years ago. -Well some of us are just finding out about it. -Robin and I were literally so close. -Oh, you were? -I once saw the back of his head at a Denny's in Iowa. I mean, I think it was him. It could've been a vagrant who loved pancakes. -That's your only connection? Is that you think you maybe saw him or a hobo once in a Denny's? How did you already change your profile picture?! -He was so important to me. Both as an artist, and as a human artist. -I totally get it. Bangarang. -Banga-what? -No, you don't get to be sadder about this than everyone else here! -You always do this. -Pull off colors I shouldn't be able to pull off? -No. You make disasters about you when they super aren't. -No I don't. -You remember that earthquake in San Francisco? -That was only 381 miles from my house. -It was in 1912! -Somebody is looking out for me, clearly! -You remember that--that building that blew up in Milan? -I've been in so many buildings. -We've all been in buildings! -I'm in a building right now! -We all are! -Can we just off start this day again? I'm just, like, I can't even-- -No! No! -No! You don't have any greater connection to this than anyone else here! -But I'm the protagonist. -Of what?! The protagonist of what?! -My life. -And what do you think we do when you're not around? -Oh, you just, like, hang out and wait for me to get-- -No! Try again! -B story.
-No. -C story? [all] -No! -It's not about you. -I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but I think Trapp is right? -[scoffs] Wow. I have never met a group of people who were so wrong about a thing ever in my life. I'm calling my shaman! -I cant believe Sophia would behave that way. -Well, I guess she's just a little self-centered-- -To me. -Yeah. It feels like a personal attack on me personally. -No, it's not! It's not about you! -We blew up that train in Paris and Sophia wasn't even there?! -I-I'm sorry, master! She was there literally two days ago! -I'll get you, protagonist. If it's the last thing I do. -Hello! I'm Siobhan from CollegeHumor. To subscribe to the channel, click right here. And to watch more videos, click here. And click here if you think that the Queen of England should still be the Queen of America.
