I Don’t See Race

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(upbeat music) - Man, there were so many incredible super diverse movies last year. - Hm - Diverse movies? - Yeah, like Moonlight, or Lion, Hidden Figures and Fences. Movies that didn't like just feature white people. - Yeah - So interesting, I never really thought about that. - Really? Even after the whole Oscar so white thing and all the articles written about it? - Call me crazy, but I just don't see race. I guess I'm just the least racist person here. - Okay - Race is like often like a pretty obvious thing to observe. It's not like racist to notice. - Ha, I had to laugh! Zach, oh my goodness, I only see one race. - Ugh - The human race. - Such bullshit. You're only telling yourself that so you don't have to think about racism or confront your own prejudices. - No, I'm not prejudice! Okay, I don't even judge Scrap for being a woman! - I'm a man, Katie, you know that. - No, honestly, I just guessed. This is gonna sound nuts, but I don't see gender and I don't see sex, I just see people. - You don't see how men and women look different? - No, I just see like shapeless blobs walking around. - Okay, and if one of those shapeless blobs were pregnant, you would then know that it was a woman. - To me it could just be like a heavy set man. - Mmm - Who has like a big watermelon stomach - Mmm - Okay, I just am so committed to equality. I'm just a good person. - Unless you're blind you can tell that people have inherent differences. - Oh, I wouldn't know if I was blind or not because I don't see disabilities. I'm not a monster. - So, if someone were in a wheelchair, you wouldn't be able to see the wheelchair? - I have never seen a wheelchair. - You've never seen a wheelchair? - I don't know what a wheelchair looks like. - If you, if someone were in a wheelchair, you would not install a ramp in your building? - I would refuse. - What if someone was missing a limb? - It's perhaps tucked under their little butt. - If someone were deaf. - Talk to them as if they could hear. - [Scrap] Why are you so proud of yourself? - Okay, well, here's a thought, maybe you don't get it because you have less experience on earth than I do. - Experience? We're all older than you. - I'm sorry, but I don't see age. - Oh, come on! You're telling me if there was an old woman and a baby you wouldn't be able to tell which one's older? - One of 'em's called an old woman. It's in the name, Katie! - No, because I believe in equality and I believe everyone is the same age. - That's not what equality means! - You have two older brothers. Can you at least acknowledge that? - Yes, and I believe both women are my same age. - Oh my god, what about your parents? How old were they when they had you? - I think they are both ageless and every age at the same time. - Jesus Christ, Katie, what else can't you see? - Pretty much everything. Baldness, for example. - So Bruce Willis! - Is he bald?! - He's famously bald! - I had no idea. - Katie, why are you doing this? (mellow music) - Ugh (hands hitting table) - Guys! Come on, okay! I just want to be able to do and say whatever I want, whenever I want, and I don't want to have to think about the world's problems! - That actually sounds pretty good. I mean, I guess I can understand that. - Good way to live. (camera shutter) - Hi, it's Katie Marovitch from CollegeHumor. If you want to subscribe, click over here. And for more fun stuff click over here. And if you want access to CollegeHumor's secret site, make sure you send your social security number, your credit card information, and your mother's maiden name in a private message to me.
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Channel: Dropout
Views: 8,961,533
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Keywords: Collegehumor, CH originals, comedy, sketch comedy, internet, humor, funny, sketch, so progressive, race
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Length: 3min 33sec (213 seconds)
Published: Sat Apr 08 2017
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