(playful electronic music) - (gasps) Oh no! It's here. - It's here. - The Women's Winter is here. The Freeze is upon us. - Oh, are you guys talking about the AC? - (in unison) When spring turns to summer and there's blossom on the trees, the office air doth turn to ice and all the women freeze. - I don't know. I'm pretty comfortable. - Why is it so cold in here? - Cynthia, why are you wearing this garb? You knew that Women's Winter was coming. - I forgot. Last summer I worked
at an outdoor nursery. - Like a place that sells plants or like a daycare for kids that's all outside? - Let your hair down. It won't do much, but, but at least the back of your neck will be warm. - Where do you keep your office sweater? - She doesn't have an office sweater! You idiot! Luckily I grabbed the communal office coat in mid-December during Men's Hell. - I didn't wear a shirt once in December. It was too hot in here. - I'm still cold. - Let's get her away from the air vents. - They're everywhere. - I know they're everywhere, but she needs to think that there's still hope. I'm going to see if I
can find a thermostat. - Nay, the Winter Freeze is controlled by the general thermostat in the basement. We have no power, and the Ice King knows it. - Speaking of Ice King, there's ice cream down on the fourth floor. You know, 'cause it's so hot. - (in unison) Whoa! - What are we going to do? Cynthia is going to freeze to death. - There's only one thing we can do. (wind shrieking) - Siobhan, child. You can't be serious. - It's not sustainable. She'll get used to it and then... (shivering) - Oh, it's so warm in here. - The bathroom is a completely
different eco-system than the rest of the office. It's always at least 10
degrees closer to the outside temperature because the
company refuses to pay to climate control the bathrooms. - This is just to hold, not to sip. - I love the bathroom. I'm never leaving the bathroom. - Cynthia, no, no. We can't stay here forever. - Why? Why? - We stay in here more than 15 minutes and everyone will think we're pooping and that's worse than freezing to death. - Then there's only one way out. - Cynthia-- - Let her go. - No. - Cynthia. (dramatic music) (icy freeze crackle) - Uh oh, looks like Cynthia
was droppin' some deuces. - Hey, I'm Siobhan from College Humor. Click over here to subscribe and click here for more fun stuff, ya filthy animals! I was abandoned in this office
when I was 10 years old, by my parents and I've been eatin' pizza for such a long time. Think I have scampi?
