THE GARFIELD SHOW - 1 Hour - Compilation #02

[Music] and don't come back until you learn to stop waking me up morning's Creek whoever invented the alarm clock should be dragged into the street and beaten hi again Garfield against Creek instead they should make him sleep with an alarm clock nearby hi one more time hey one more time I'm getting an awful lot of squeak this morning I'll figure out what's going on after breakfast make that after lunch [Music] we seem to have a mouse convention in progress whoo well it's not my problem this is my problem screech just wait uh-huh look at what's in my dish there's nothing in your dish my point exactly [Music] please Garfield don't pal old friend please be understanding you ate my breakfast all these mice my cousins and uncles and nephews they had no place else to go [Music] they all lived in a bigger house down the block that just got torn down you ate my breakfast I couldn't just turn them away I couldn't just send them out into the cold cruel snow it's 92 degrees outside and you still ate my breakfast look Garfield if you let us stay well-behaved we can help out do things for you be your servants servants servants would be nice [Music] from now on I'd like my grapes peeled peeled and take out the seeds this is the life but I don't think I could take any more than or say about twenty thirty years of it or maybe twenty or thirty seconds quick everyone hide unfortunately what's the matter if John finds out the house is full of mice he'll expect me to there you are Garfield look like everything's been peaceful while we were away yeah sure looks that way have their things sanitized for my protection what I'm away I always feel secure knowing you are watching the house Garfield I feel good when you're away too I know there won't be any intruders or accidents or mice especially mice no you're not smelling a mouse there isn't a mouse within 20 miles of here get your nose fixed all that walking around oh D and I did I just kept thinking how good it would be to get home just to relax in my home here knowing it's free from mice because as you know there's nothing that bothers me more than mice and my house maybe later we'll order in from lasagna pounds left Garfield is that a mouse mouse what mouse in your hand that is a mouse what is oh me click your joy Oh No this is a happy fun Kitty toy thingamabob oh it's just a kitty toy thingamabob squeak squeak well I guess it's cute I need to get some [Music] Garfield did you eat all my crackers what are you going to do about this I had no idea well I have to go what am i first no you don't come with me I saw this website a few weeks ago in book market it's for a service called rat tater Pest rat tater pissed pay attention wait couldn't we go to one of those websites where you can order pizza delivered mouse problem in your house then why not call rat tater pest rush to where they can stop at nothing the mouse or rat hasn't lived you can defy the might of rat tater pads rat tater past a mouse's worst nightmare click here to order our service I'm not going to click now because they're expensive and getting rid of mice is your job I mean you are the cat around here sure you are going to get rid of these mice every last one of them [Music] [Music] I'm going out for a while come on Odie if there's a single Mouse here when I get back I'm calling in rat tater past and I'm deducting the cost of them from my cat food budget you won't see lasagna in this house for years for years the birth Darian why does he just cut off my oxygen hey what's his name is gone we had the house to ourselves no no no you gotta leave all of you right this minute if not sooner no wait this is our new home you think we're gonna run from back well you can't secure mice other cats eat mice you're gonna stop eating mice Garfield yeah very idea of it and it looks like we're here to stay it's no use it's not in my blood what are we gonna do I'll lose my lasagna for at least a year John we'll call that horrible rat Tator pest it's the service thing in the internet that terrible red tater pissed I know come on squeaky they have to show you something hey I was making a sandwich later this is more important click here to order our service Garfield you wouldn't you're right I wouldn't but John would and will unless unless what unless you go along with my plan anything anything get all the mice together we're gonna have to rehearse before John returns Garfield we're back are the mice gone yet [Music] ok I guess the mice aren't gone yet that's it I'm calling rat Taylor pest [Music] [Music] Garfield you handled that so well Rock naturally I feel like you deserve a reward but I have no idea what it should be Oh Luigi's lasagna palace we deliver good idea Garfield I'll call and have them deliver hot lasagna yeah you do that again and you'll wind up in the bag with him Garfield lasagnas here everyone in don't mention it I hope you're happy living in Luigi's lasagna we can eat bother lasagna they can eat Garfield lasagna hmm funny that usually gets him here in under three seconds I think I'm gonna like it here [Music] oh there you are I just wanted to tell you I'm going to the market oh great bring me back one of everything large economy-size see you in a bit okay that's silly I was going to tell you to watch for mice who's not hiding but we haven't had a mouse in this house for months [Music] [Music] hey you the owner of this this house I think so my cat might disagree well I'm Pulver of Pulver extermination we have reports of mice in this neighborhood oh not my home well I doubt that but if you do see any mice give us a call we're fast you were ruthless well I'll take your card but I won't need it not with Garfield on the job [Music] hmm I could swear I'm hearing the kind of music mice like to dance - hey great another one of your relatives just arrived hey family is family okay with you cough boys long as they don't touch my food or interrupt my sweet dear welcome who is it my uncle Howard my nephew Marvis picture cousin max what something wrong with cousin max my cousin Max is bad news nobody stay tuned folks we may finally have a character on the show more annoying I don't have to be protected from Gotham well what should I do now eater sleep sleep I'm telling you max Garfield's not like other cats he doesn't need mice Oh everything else what are they good for they lie around all day sleeping and climb the tree and then there's the most horrifying thing they do and they do another cruelest way possible Mouse does he just doesn't get it over with no he has to play with his good cause and then when the mouse thinks he's gotten away thinks his life has been spared [Applause] [Laughter] well this softens his claws of his teeth I've seen what he can do to a ten-pound standing rib lo imagine what he could do to one of us I don't know about the rest of you but I'm not gonna stand around and become a rodent flavored cat food uh-uh [Music] what are you moving or a mind I think it's me hey guys you want to explain this apparently not okay I don't know what this is all about but I'm not letting a bunch of rodents throw me out of my own home hey do you think you're getting me out of this house you're making a very accurate prediction you're not getting us cat come yours again and you'll be sorry gonna do something about this but not now I'm gonna take this bus into town and go to Vito's I'm on my break cat can you wait for five minutes considering pizza's involved no but I'm telling you unless you were lasagna or rather fattening food Garfield is harmless he's a cat and cats are not harmless relax squeak Garfield Garfield oh he's no use how am I gonna get rid of these mr. Palmer how soon can you be here yeah that'll be fast enough [Music] [Applause] nothing to worry about cuz there's no cat around huh relax I can handle this guy hey you get out of here [Music] one of all these toys maybe [Music] [Applause] [Music] I hope at least he's reading the comic pages coffee you gotta help us fix this guy this exterminator he's got all my friends your friends drew me out of my own house I know I know they didn't mean it well they did mean it but they were scared and relax relax well I was waiting for the bus I figured out how I was gonna get back inside you got that for Halloween last year didn't you yeah but it didn't work so well I didn't get any candy I just got a lot of cheese okay now you wait here big meanie doesn't stand a chance I think I've got them all now is the vacuum on your back as big as the one on your head big one I'm gonna meet another chemistry to hold him and for him I'm gonna need my machine to be on max ladies and gentlemen a brief chase scene [Music] right the gradual there's no way to hide mouse hey pal you missed one what's that one I missed I'll give you hmm yes that cat changed his mind it's that toy mouse again and what's this paper attached to him [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] you saved us just we will learn about you yeah we sure were hey yeah I'm not real good saying I'm sorry oh you just need to practice you gotta say it more often you'd like to make you an honorary mulch well just so long as I don't have to eat any really stinky cheese I don't know where that exterminator went but he did a great job hmm I'll bet there isn't a mouse within miles of here I'll be back in a while [Music] anything I need to get at the market list of everything okay we'll ever see that exterminator guy again probably not I made a mistake that wasn't the best to Vito's pizza well let's just put it this way down there Dave good night [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] thanks I was almost late for my lunch mayor Grafton I have a few questions for you is it true that you have stolen millions from the city yeah well I was never good and that you sold City Hall to a foreign country and that you take bribes you cheat you lie every chance you get well if another quibble over every little Hey well can you name one decent helpful thing that you have done as mayor there are so many it's hard to pick just one little hey those in the pizzas no with are the anchovies ah perfect all right Odie mush my Sorella is something truck being so nice to a cute the little gato hey mayor Grafton your honor you should pass a law against people not being a nicer to kitty cats huh oh yes yes that's my new wall a log n ster a people and not the being a nice to Pussycats kitty cats Oh could even be some money in this here's your sandwich Garfield remember our deal I make you sandwiches you take the trash out yeah another mystery sandwich by Arbuckle the only man in the world who puts mayonnaise on salad dressing a to announce in the law I've signed it some more that requires people to be extra nice to kitty cats [Music] [Applause] anyone who was a nice look at will get it take it and have to pay a man to collect these flies I called upon our city's official mad scientist professor Lawrence yes I have developed a new invention to handle the giving out of tickets to detect when people are not nice to cast [Music] the prices people and I'll make them for I mean the city will collect fines from lawbreakers and best of all everyone will be nice to Kitty - that's nice Garfield but you still have to take the trash out I don't do that kind of work anymore [Music] Garfield you'll come right back here and take the trash out [Music] oh gee cat are you hungry Oh Mon Danny my whole life is flashing before me and it's a rerun from last season bye-bye oh you poor animals I'm going to get you something to eat maybe some dry cat food urk and artificial meat perplexes work for a dumplings here maybe some beef Chop Suey Chinese food nothing on earth could make me buy you Chinese food hello go to palace I'd like to have an order delivered crispy noodles I want crispy noodles [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] my favorite all-you-can-eat restaurant I had to declare bankruptcy the last three time [Music] oh this is great nobody dares not do as I wish they get away from me cat [Music] gee everyone's afraid they'll get a ticket if they're around me can't say I blame nobody's made us honey people aren't usually mean to me cuz I'm so adorable just what I don't need today nermal what do you probably mean to you because you're not ten for kissing correctly you have won an all-expense-paid vacation to send us the slowest dumbest way you've got not even the pizza delivery boys you don't have to be nice to normal if you get that lot change City Hall this is where the mayor has his office the security guard is being mean to a cat going in thank you [Music] my best idea I ever had Sam the robots reflecting tunned and I wouldn't be surprised if most of it wound up in my pocket if you know what I mean I had a whole plan I drew up here about how I'm going to steal it all to read this hey give me that back I'll call you later [Music] [Music] just when you're trying to read someone's eyes interrupting [Music] [Music] he's very very crooked you've caused too much trouble for me cat I'm gonna take care of you paying any of these stupid fines besides I'm stealing all the money anyway this was all my scheme to swindle people and I'm thinking this would not be a good time to plan your reelection campaign [Music] nice to a financial plan found in his possession Mayor Grafton has been arrested and charged with being very very crooked georgie he was nice work garfield one i wonder what's going to happen to those robots that give out tickets I've arranged to have them reprogrammed to do something about your sandwiches cheating the city that's wrong but making bad sandwiches that's really a crime [Music] the greatest threat to the existence of this planet came not from without but from within not from outer space but from deep within the Earth's core there for thousands of years the sloth people have dwelled dwelled in a kingdom ruled by their leader King Bloor nice people the time has come for us to conquer the beings who live on the outside of our planet this will be easy for they are fat and lazy creatures and we should make it even easier through the power of nations procrastination is the act of putting things off until a later time it's the finest way man has invented to get absolutely nothing accomplished [Applause] here we see a demonstration of world class procrastination Garfield please take out the trash I'll do it tomorrow oh and you were supposed to clean out the garage I'll do it next week and I need you to take a package over to Aunt Ida's house I'll do it this century after next putting things off and putting them off and putting them on that is procrastination at its finest [Music] [Applause] even now all across the surface world our transmission antennas are rising sending out the profess to nation raised to every corner of my planet raise that will increase to the maximum everyone's tendency to and so the cosmic energy bomb part of the earth instilling in every man woman and child a deep sense that everything can and should be done at another time [Music] [Music] hey you're a fireman Bob don't you have a fire to put out yeah later [Laughter] [Music] soon the state had come to a complete standstill prompting the governor to call a press conference with no one accomplishing anything we have a major crisis in order to get to the bottom of this I'm appointing a special committee one of these days no much matter nobody showed up to hear me anyways I think I'll just go home and do nothing with the surface world paralyzed Kingdome began sending his sloth people to seize control of the exterior world conquering the surface people will be simple they won't even lift a finger to fight back is there no one up there who will do anything now no well there is one possibility the procrastination ray makes everyone into a total procrastinator however if there is someone who already was like that transform them into a total number crass teenager but how could there be anyone [Music] no I am NOT going and even as the rate rants formed the puppy into a procrastinator it changed the cat into the exact opposite yes I will throw the stick and I'll throw it now no no go get it boy go fetch the stick [Music] what do you mean you betcha later I can't worry about that I have things to do now Garfield became the most ambitious feature on the face of the planet he took out the trash [Music] he cleaned up the garage he even took John's package over to Aunt Ivy's oops you're not really in this episode I'm not due for dinner for three more hours but I think I'll have it now one of the advantages of not putting things off but Garfield now seemed to be the only one who felt that way I was going to make a pot roast but I'll do it besides I can't go to the market my paycheck has it arrived paycheck I'll get it for you the mailman wasn't delivering the mail [Music] how am I gonna get anything to eat I know Vito even Vito the pizza maker was well you know where this is going pussycat I shall make you not one not two but ten delicious pizzas yes yes go do that now [Music] do anything od won't do anything the mailman will do anything he won't do anything what is Kostas the cat pondered the problem unaware that its cause was but blocks away how could you have imagined that king warm and the slot people from the center of the earth were at the park at that moment walking to the surface massing to begin the total conquest of the world people conquest of the world tell me more they had used the procrastination ray - I'll tell you some other time you know tell me now even the narrator will do anything I said they were at the park before nightfall the people of Earth will be our slaves what good what do you mean people don't do anything what could of slaves you don't do anything I hadn't thought of that oh I know once they are our slaves I can push this button to reverse the procrastination rays and make them useful [Music] [Applause] so let us enslave the surface dwellers and then I shall push this button here smiley I'll save you the trouble on earth creature actually doing something seize him hey I'm going to prepare dinner [Music] [Music] [Music] everywhere he ran the brave cat was pursued by sloth people hey it must be working my narrators back he ran as fast as he could but soon he was trapped Oh like he said give me the device and then we will destroy you wonder what happens in the press this button that says procrastination raise for our side this creature will be but when you do that later nice of them to label this thing like that for me we should conquer the surface world but we'll do in a few thousand years and so the sloth people and their leader returned to their city at the centre of the earth not to be seen again for a long long time [Music] oh hi Odie looks like I saved the world again and I guess this episode is just about over all we need is the closing joke the closing joke we always like to end these with me saying something funny so the writers gonna send over a line for me to do I should be here any minute yep any minute now boy I hope you didn't put it off [Music] [Music]

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Length: 49min 32sec (2972 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 12 2018