THE GARFIELD SHOW - 1 Hour - New Compilation #10

[Music] ah but mr allwork i'm only a few days behind in my payments i'm just waiting for a check for my employer and my employer is waiting for a check from you arbuckle don't make me sue you john's laid on a bill for something or other that guy came by to demand payment oh you'd really sue me over such a small amount of money i'm a lawyer arbuckle it's my job to sue people listen to my schedule for this afternoon one o'clock sue someone two o'clock sue someone three o'clock go visit my cousin sue three thirty soo soo four o'clock stop at the market buy a gallon of milk 4 30 sue the market the dairy in the cow the milk came from any questions nope tell me arbuckle how is it you're always low on cash here you are mr arbuckle 12 pepperoni pizzas for your pussycat [Music] any questions this is a baby kangaroo not as cute as me and this is a baby panter definitely not as cute as me hey what are you complaining about i gave you a crust all right a half across guys i need to make some fast money i'm going to have a garage sale i need things to sell garfield look around find things that we want to get rid of things that are utterly and totally useless i love watching nature films on tv [Music] does after we drop my son at home take me to the courthouse very well mr allwork who are you suing today i don't know but i'll find someone dad could we maybe do something i mean you and me i have work to do jack besides i just picked you up at your baseball game yeah and you sued the umpire oh there's that arbuckle fellow i may be suing he seems to be having some sort of yard sale does stop for a moment or i'll sue you let me maybe i can get three dollars for this old lamp why won't you let me show normal garfield while i go look for more junk put price tags on everything and remember price things based on what they're really worth [Music] there you go odie what you're really worth two a lot of worthless junk i may have to sue him over this hey dad look at the neat puppy he's real cute and he's only two cents you want him son maybe i can negotiate the price down to a penny please dad oh all right all right i'm buying this dog no oh i'm sorry mr all work ody's not for sale yes he is he has a price tag and i have agreed to pay the price specified on the tag that's a legally binding contract honor it or i'll sue you huh i owe you two cents do you have change for 100 oh and i'll need a receipt oh [Music] look i know he had a price tag on him but it was just a joke a joke sorry arbuckle i know you're attached to this dog but my son wants it and i always give my son anything he wants yeah as long as it doesn't take any of your time [Music] garfield have you thought of anything anything you can do to make this situation better [Music] uh i marked normal down to a penny [Music] too bad about odie i always liked him he was a little damp around the tongue but he was a good dog hey squeak you gonna finish that piece of cheese i was planning why because john's not gonna feed me until i figure out how to get odie back squeak do you think you and the mouse network could figure out where they took the pooch leave it to me goff i'd do anything for you anything [Music] make that almost anything [Music] 247 barrister lane that's in the fancy part of town no figures i got it from an upper-class rodent so how do you figure to get the guy to give odie back i shall employ a brilliant plan i hope i have one by the time i get there [Music] [Applause] [Music] how about if i throw the stick and you fetch it wanna go for a run [Music] whoa nice place odie gets to live in [Music] if you're wondering i still don't have that brilliant plan oh it's you hmm did you come to try to get the dog back [Music] well mr all worker gave explicit instructions the dog now belongs to his son jack and that's finally [Music] no you're not a little girl come to play with master jack you are that pussycat again good day [Music] it's me avido here to deliver a pizza to the little boy and the papala with the wet tongue [Music] not a pizza delivery man you're still that pussycat good day no you are not the abominable snowman huh it was worth a try you're that pussycat again and you forced me to use our state-of-the-art security system which fortunately includes an abominable snowman catapult huh john needs to get one of those you never know when an abominable snowman is gonna come around i don't know what to do i didn't know how to get odie back i don't even know where i got those costumes huh he left that upstairs window open okay it's not a brilliant plan but it's close you don't want to do anything with me do you puppy i didn't need a dog for that i could get that from my dad you miss where you used to live don't you [Music] well that's where you should be come on i'll take you home well it appears that pussycat are the good sense to give up and leave now to find odie oh no he did not he's climbing into the master bedroom now to run from the butler [Music] no i'm going to sue you and that's that fine see you for dinner sunday night mom what does this mean i don't know but i'll bet i get sued the dreadfully sorry mr all work this pussycat breached security and now i see that young jack is missing also the dog you bought him missing well it's obvious where they are get the car outdoors and you can't they're coming with me oh nothing's going right even with the garage sale i still don't have enough money to pay off that bill garfield's gone and i may have lost odie forever maybe not forever i'm never going to let you get away from me again you'll have to they don't let you have dogs in prison mr olwerk i bought that dog fair and square dad not now jack you stole him back and i'm calling the police and having you charged with grand theft puppy but dad quiet jack don't make me sue my own son i'll do it if i have hey let the kid get a word in edgewise dad i gave the dog back to him why i thought you wanted that dog what is it you really want why won't he answer me what is it he really wants whatever it is i can afford it a dog is great but he's no substitute for a parent yeah i suppose you're right mr olwerk you asked me to remind you those people you needed to sue they can wait to us i need to spend more time with my son what's it gonna be son ballgame movie anything [Music] arbuckle uh that bill you owe uh don't worry we'll work out something and thanks thank you well i still have to figure out a way to make some money i know i know you're going to suggest selling normal no i'm sorry garfield well what is your idea [Music] we'll give him away then charge people to take him back we'll make millions millions i tell you millions [Music] you come back here we are going to stay with my brother on his farm [Music] that's not that that's truly the pussycats send me to prison lucky in a room with normal for a month just don't make me spend a weekend on the farm my brother is expecting us [Music] no no not a weekend on the farm anything but a weekend on the farm yucky [Music] no pizza delivery no tv no pizza delivery and tv nothing to do but watch cows burp i told doc boy we'd all pitch in and help with chores chores and another thing they have roosters that wake you up at the crack of dawn wait i need to lock my car you really got rid of your tv set doc boy you can't get your chores done if you're watching tv and and and don't call me doc boy doc boy [Music] i don't care how much garfield hates it everyone on the farm has to pitch in to do chores now um what is he good at oh eating lasagna sleeping eating more lasagna you can only hear the sound of my voice if you understand say moo oh this is dr whipple i hired him to do uh er what do you call a doc subliminal bovine mesmerization to induce a higher sucrose component in the lactose output [Music] yes i'm hypnotizing the cows so they'll give sweeter milk isn't that right cow it's all a matter of planting the proper suggestion in the cow's mind you see so as to cause a change in behavior change in behavior huh a doctor would that work on a cat maybe to make him happy to be working on a farm hmm cat on a farming i don't see why not [Music] you know what they want me to do odie chores cats don't do physical labor that's why they invented people i i can't be less happy oh garfield we have a little surprise for you [Music] we were thinking we know how much you love to watch tv tv almost as good as italian food [Music] so our friend dr whipple here has a special kind of tv for you [Music] you're trying to hypnotize me but it won't work i'm too smart to be hip between he's fast asleep garfield asleep what a novelty garfield you are not a cat you are a monkey can you believe these guys they think i'm [Music] he's running away after him [Music] dr whipple you've got to make him think he's a cat again are you sure john uh bananas are a lot cheaper than lasagna oh you're right odie dr whipple [Music] garfield you are no longer a monkey sorry about that garfield but you passed the test oh yes so now you can only hear the sound of my voice and you will obey if that is so say meow meow very good [Music] when you hear the sound of this horn garfield you will become the most enthusiastic hard-working farmhand in the world i will love farming and when you hear the horn again you will not love farming i will not love farming you're wasting my time with all this time that i could be spending doing something important like sleeping i have chores to do i have to pitch the hay [Music] they have to chop the firewood they have together you look amazed we are i've seen flying saucers i've seen the loch ness monster but i never thought i'd see garfield working i have to water the horses john he's the greatest farmhand i've ever seen [Music] he'll be faster this way looks like we can take it easy doc boy sure thing let's all go in and have lunch and don't call me doc boy boy dog boy oh wait i have to go plant corn now he's plowing the north 40. great sandwich hey i thought you said you stored your tv out in the barn i brought it in we can watch it now that i have uh garfield to do all the chores now he's plowing the south 40. this'll be great i've missed all my favorite shows now he's plowing the west 40 and the east 40 at the same time dr whipple how long will garfield be doing all this until he hears another horn like this one [Music] after this i have to put new mud in the hogs pin and then give them all sponge baths [Music] what have i been doing i love to farm i must farm what am i saying i hate chores no must do more chores john your car alarm's going off yeah it does that every once in a while it'll stop in a minute or so i have to pick up all these vegetables and get them into the proper bins vegetables what am i a rabbit i'd better fix the roof on the barn what am i doing i'd have to be dumber than odie to climb up there and fix that roof how about that i'm dumber than odie it's just [Music] that's what did this to me [Music] [Music] hand me another sandwich john here you go doc boy thanks and uh well you know right don't call you doc boy and now ladies and gentlemen we interrupt this program for this garfield he's got my mesmerizing device he he [Music] all right everybody it's time to workout do everything i do one two one [Music] gee i wonder what else is on the monsters i'm sure it's on about now ah here it is channel 99. it's important to take care of your cat to make sure he has everything he wants pepper him he give him the food he needs make sure he has a good place you know i'm starting to really like it here on the farm fan fest rhodey i'm getting kind of warm [Music] [Applause] [Music] odie there's supposed to be food on this table do you see any food on this table [Music] i have a horrible feeling i know what john's doing instead of making our lunch [Music] yes if you ask right now this lovely possum waxer can be yours finally you can wax your possum with the possum waxer the professionals use oh no hey he's watching the all buying stuff channel again i don't have a possum but if i did have a possum i'd certainly want to make sure it was professionally waxed i've got to stop john from wasting all his money on junk like that money he could be putting to better use like feeding his cat hello all buying stuff channel i'd like to order 10 possum waxers [Music] where did i get the tuba john bought it from the tv channel he also bought an automatic on off machine it turns itself on then it turns itself up and it turns itself on then it turns itself off then it turns itself on this is all it does then it turns itself off here's a two-year supply of helium-filled sweat socks that's useful and this is a life-size statue of harlow p inth whistle the inventor of the waterproof sponge oh thanks for stopping me garfield i almost bought something that was useless and expensive i'm not even edible right i'm going to do something drastic to make sure that never happens again i'm going to turn off that channel and you'll love our next item it's a portable cooling device that requires no electricity i don't have a portable cooling device that uses no electricity [Music] too hot just use your portable cooling device that uses no electricity call now to order yours i must call now to order mine no no you must resist and remember you still have time to order this exquisite diamond standard flea collar [Music] no stop you can't buy every stupid thing they offer on tv [Music] they're so junk they're so garbage how would you like to press a button and have a fresh steaming hot pizza in less than 30 minutes the magnificent mozzarella machine they show the greatest scientific breakthrough in the history of mankind just press this red button follow directions and in just one half hour you'll be feasting on pizza just the way you like it magnificent mozzarella machine isn't science wonderful must have magnificent mozzarella machine [Music] that's right i want to order one of those portable cooling devices that uses no electricity oh and a magnificent mozzarella machine all right and for my dog an exquisite diamond-studded flea collar i'll give you my credit card number now odie it takes time for these things to arrive so don't get impatient i want it why isn't here i want it now [Music] [Applause] here's my portable cooling device that uses no electricity gee i wonder how it makes things cold all it is is a giant ice cube oh odie where's your exquisite diamond studded flea collar what's this instructions for exquisite diamond studded flea collar put color on flea a flea color that goes on the flea that's a rip-off hey you guys are just mad because you ordered the wrong things i'm going to my magnificent mozzarella machine to whip up the pizza of my dreams press red button follow directions in just one half hour you will have pizza just the way you like it here goes call vito's pizzeria 555-7392 they deliver excuse me i have to go register a serious complaint [Music] i've seen their ads they promise that if you're not satisfied they'll cheerfully refund your money a refund he wants a refund [Music] he thinks we'll give him his money back well at least they're cheerful there must be someone here who'll take this junk hey back cat went inside he expects a refund nobody's ever gotten a refund around here don't delay folks hurry right now and order the spectacular internet ready cheese straightener are we off here good sold another couple thousand pieces of jack boss good work hal hey what's going on some cat got into the studio he wants a refund for something refund [Laughter] there he is here's the only thing this is good for [Music] shipping department let's see what's in here i've got to find who's ever in charge of this tv station maybe he can oh no bubble wrap it's impossible to see bubble wrap and not do this [Music] i think he went into the shipping department [Music] so what's the next bit of overpriced garbage i get to sell this i'm calling it the awesome audio appliance it records and plays any music or speech you'll say it's computerized and digital and high-tech but really it's an old tape recorder i bought a ton of them from a junkyard they'll record and play but not for long but basically it's another piece of junk everything we sell on this station is a piece of junk the idiots out there never catch on hey there's the cat they're looking for [Music] [Music] i think i lost him [Music] i think they found me ah got him let's take him to the boss you can't live without one of these awesome audio appliances odie if i've learned one thing i'm never ordering again from the all buying stuff channel they sell shoddy merchandise and they lie and gee that audio thing they're selling looks awfully cool hey [Music] we caught the cat boss what should we do with him throw him out and don't give him his money back i never give anyone their money back and you know why because people are stupid they never catch on that the stuff i sell is garbage this awesome audio appliance plays the most beautiful music listen but basically it's another piece of junk everything we sell on this station is a piece of junk the idiots out there never catch on [Music] i have a feeling they'll catch on now i'll give you a refund cat just get out of here i'll go but there's something else i want [Music] so the police said they've received so many complaints about the all buying stuff channel they're investigating the owner may have to give everyone refunds or go to jail it was nothing the only thing is well i kind of enjoyed watching that station now that it's off the air i don't know what to do for fun i wouldn't leave till they gave me a three-year supply of bubble wrap hey this is more fun than watching the all buying stuff channel and a whole lot cheaper [Music] or you just did two [Music] it's your turn tonight no i did it last night it's your turn tonight look you do it tonight and i'll do it all next week do it what's the argument about it's about which one of us is gonna have to do the cute kitty routine i might as well get it over with you guys still doing that we have to we don't eat so demeaning [Music] yeah kitty cat i have some nice cat food for you kitty cat you are so adorable [Music] give me the food lady it's it's just undignified [Music] [Laughter] [Music] here you go a nice delicious helping of yummy beef delight in gravy yum per purp now you share that with all your little kitty friends hey little kitty friends supper [Music] be careful guys some of that's actually getting in your mouth yummy beef delight and gravy you know what that means these are the parts of the cow that no one but a starving cat would ever eat you don't have a recap for garfield not if i can help it and usually i can't help it hey i stopped eating cat food years ago because well it was a horrifying experience you want to hear about it well no no not really no not at all great i used to eat this stuff just like all of you be with you in a second liz just as soon as i finished serving garfield [Music] hmm not bad i was enjoying my meal a lot little did i suspect john did you notice what you gave him this is a can of oaties dog food huh that's kind of funny hey garfield you'll never guess what i did i accidentally served you odie's dog food sorry how about that tastes pretty good and it turns out to be dog food well i guess you never knew [Music] [Music] feeding garfield dog food won't hurt him right of course not but you ought to pay more attention to his diet what you eat has a lot to do with who you are putting the wrong food into a body can change it forever after all you are what you eat i am what i eat but i just ate dog food what you are what you eat you are what you eat you are what you eat if that's true how come i'm not lasagna never mind that now i ate dog food what if it's true then it changes me into into one of these [Music] hoodie i eat dog food do you understand what i'm telling you i eat dog food i don't want to turn into a dog huh i told myself it couldn't possibly happen but then i begin to notice little strange things [Music] oh i hope it wasn't me [Music] then it got worse oh no doggy tongue [Music] i found myself staying up all night howling pointlessly and foolishly at the moon [Music] oh dee stop howling pointlessly and foolishly at the moon [Music] and that's when i realized it was true garfield the cat was now garfield the dog well it was time to accept my new life [Music] that's not bad didn't think i could learn a foreign language did you okay might as well go join my fellow dogs there was a band of tough pooches that used to always hang around one corner keep an eye out those dog catchers they've been working this area lately hi guys what do you want to do today chase cars look for fire hydrants what do you want cat cat oh you mean me no i'm not a cat i'm a dog listen see not a cat hey maybe we could go chase cats i know where one named normal lives [Music] hey this guy's crazy yeah let's get away from him [Music] hey wait guys let's do doggy things like fed sticks and and roll over and play dead bow wow [Music] [Music] oh no dog catchers and me without a dog license [Music] [Music] we all lived for our lives but the dog catchers were too fast for us daddy won't get away from us [Music] in no time at all we were behind bars who won rottweiler one rottweiler [Music] one chihuahua with a bad attitude one two one with a bad attitude one mutt one mart and here's the last one one overweight pussycat one overweight pussycat one overweight pussycat hey pete we caught a cat no no no i'm a dog d.o.g dog huh what do we do we're not supposed to catch cats are you sure this is a cat no i'm a dog look hello [Music] oh at last they realize i'm a dog hey because i'm a dog i'm behind bars maybe i didn't think this through properly time to feed our new guests the city couldn't get any more dog food so they ordered cat food again i guess i must be a dog i'm stupider than i used to be super time guys to feed your cat food but don't worry it's the same thing cat food is the same as dog food sure we often get cat food yeah quite frankly i prefer it what do you think eating cat food turns a dog into a cat then i'm not a dog i'm a cat yes a cat meow meow meow thank goodness i can't i don't want to be a stupid mangy old dog dogs are disgusting dogs are repulsive dogs are my roommates [Music] no please stop don't hurt me i'm a recovering dog it's truly amazing i ever got out of there and since that day i've avoided dog food or cat food it's strictly people food for me huh well i can see my story had them riveted at attention oh looks like your kitty friends left would you like some cat food uh thanks but no thanks lady i had an idea i had to go home and try hmm this is delicious [Music] i've learned something odie it doesn't matter if a dog eats cat food or a cat eats dog food but if you sneak cat food onto a human's plate you can have a lot of fun i think i'm going to go get seconds [Music] [Music] i'm on my way to gamma quadrant nine marine my generator bank is low i need to find a place i can stop off for a day or two and recharge earth what's to do on earth most boring planet in the galaxy makes trisector blue seem like a bling festival if you know what i mean well i guess it'll do i mean it's on the way [Music] [Applause] john will be home any minute now and he'll make dinner i wish he'd hurry i haven't eaten in [Music] two hours 15 minutes and three seconds four seconds five seconds here's john he went to apply for cartooning work [Music] you'll be able to tell by the look on his face if he got hired or not oh ooh that looks like a knot to me i'll have dinner on the table soon guys soon is not soon enough can you make soon sooner [Music] oh i don't know why we're rushing him have you noticed how bad john's cooking has been lately especially when he's out of work and dejected yeah well sometimes it's hard to tell what it is he's serving [Music] what do you think it is boy meat fish or pasta hmm i'm thinking chicken chow mein or maybe chocolate pudding or both mixed together i think i need an emergency banana there must be somebody out there who wants to hire a cartoonist john arbuckle arbuckle eddie garmand here you know me well the world's greatest food critic and all-around cool person now listen i was told you are a cartoonist yes i was i i mean i am well i need one i can pay a fabulous salary too to do drawings in my cookbook fabulous salary but i have to ask you arbuckle are you a good cook you want to know if i'm a good cook [Music] i have some thoughts on the matter well yes i'm an excellent cook those are not my thoughts tell you what i'll come to dinner tonight at your house if i like what you serve the job and the fabulous salary are yours you have my address good see you tonight at eight garfield i'm going to get a job with a fabulous salary i knew you could do it all i have to do is cook a great dinner i knew you couldn't do it now what do i need oh ingredients i have to go to the market and buy ingredients see you soon even his bananas aren't that good [Music] i forgot they have gravity on this planet let's see what's around here house trees i better hide my spacecraft you know how bad this is even i won't eat it you're darn right that's pretty bad that smell that smells just like the corrugated uranium my mother used to make oh delicious you like that fella highly obese cat best food i've had in the galaxy well if you want more the dog's not going to eat his either you know i've been hungry but i don't think i've ever been that hungry let's see if john left any more of that stuff on the stove the more of it our friend here eats the less we'll have to finish murray i could get to like this earth place if only it didn't have all this gravity yeah gravity earth is lousy with it we interrupt this garfield cartoon to bring you this educational moment tell them not to worry it'll be quick don't worry it'll be quick thank you this is for those of you who don't know what gravity is gravity is a natural phenomenon by which objects with mass attract one another i'll repeat that because i don't understand it either it has something to do with how big objects attract littler objects the earth is a big object so smaller objects are attracted to it history says that gravity was first figured out by a man named isaac newton back in the 17th century they say it happened when an apple fell on his head well that's not exactly how it happened i say oh chap how about a spot of dinner for your pussycat it would seem i have to take matters into my own paths apples well they're not exactly lasagna but they'll do there we go what happened i was asleep and you fell down my fine pussycat i wonder why you did not fall up could it be the force of gravity and so in conclusion gravity is why things fall down and go boom and so isaac newton formulated his theory of how gravity worked and why we do not all float away from this planet he became world famous and of course his cat didn't get a bit of credit so that's what gravity is and why it's a good thing to have this concludes the educational portion of our program don't worry we won't have another one until next season or maybe the one after that our story resumes i like all this gravity all this walking on the floor without gravity i feel so free time to use the old portable gravity elimination device [Music] this is just like home [Music] john had a cake in the oven his last one was like lead i hope this one is light [Music] hey not that [Music] [Music] stop kidding around you're a dog odie dogs can't fly no you can't any more than cats can fly which we can't do either so stop floating around like that cody is this one of those hokey dream sequences where we do on the show every once in a while i don't either [Music] hey honey look i'm not falling [Music] give it a try oh i lost track of the time and spent too long at the market i won't get home in time to cook mr gorman the great meal that will give me that fabulous salary maybe garfield and odie will entertain him until i get there [Music] would you float over there and see who that is [Music] open up arbuckle it's me it's eight and i don't like being kept waiting at meal time oh no mr gromand is here already i'll run around and go in the back door [Music] garfield hey john i found something that's almost as much fun as sleeping or eating my tomatoes my carrots my rutabagas i think john's too heavy to float like this uh i wonder if my generator bank is recharged what is going on arbuckle is my dinner ready this place is getting crowded this might be a good time to go check better turn off the old gravity eliminator oh what a beautiful job of setting the table [Music] [Music] what a fine way of tossing a salad what a bad way of landing on your head oh and look at this stir-fry i can already see how perfectly yummy it will be after you heat it up heat it up oh yes heat it up i'm about to heat it up mr groman good and i'll start on your splendid salad while you do [Applause] all charged up and ready to go [Music] i keep telling you odie i have no idea what happened [Music] but i think i know who does hey you yoo-hoo i thought it might be you what happened in the house that was your doing guilty hope you enjoyed it hey the food was great if i come back someday can i have that again can you make us float again it's a deal bye whoa that was amazing i never would have believed it huh no not floating somebody liking john's cooking our bottle this is delicious the stir fry is ready mr gromand oh and smells divine you are so hired i won't just pay you a fabulous salary i'll pay you a super fabulous salary wow yeah two somebodies like john's cooking well it just goes to show odie sometimes it all works out hurry back my friend [Music] do not attempt to adjust the picture you are about to enter another dimension a dimension of sight and sound and lasagna a dimension known as the garfield zone [Music] uh oh this looks like it's gonna be one of those real weird episodes this unremarkable house in this unremarkable neighborhood belongs to john arbuckle who is oddly enough unremarkable and the somewhat overweight creature is john arbuckle's cat garfield about to wreak havoc and terror translation i'm waiting for the mailman [Music] you should check your oil more often you're down a court yeah i quit i am going home hmm then you won't be needing this lunch you packed right hmm liverwurst wow the next morning fate comes early all right buckle door [Music] john arbuckle i am professor bonkers head of scientific type research at postal headquarters you and your cat are to come with us what if we don't want to oh [Music] we brought you here to correct a situation that is intolerable and in soaring need of correction we cannot have citizens peace terrorizing our mailmen oh that hey i smell something edible mr arbuckle you have been selected to participate in an experiment that will revolutionize mail delivery as we know it here is the mail that was to be delivered to you this morning i am going to demolicularize it [Music] hey my mail there was a letter there from my mother [Music] observe the proper way for a pet to pester a postman [Music] what is that from now on your mail will be delivered by a holographic mailman a holographic mailman a three-dimensional image capable of delivering digitized mail we had to find a way of protecting our mailmen from creatures such as your cat have a nice day mr arbuckle i've gotta have another run at this this is terrible what am i gonna do i know what i'll do i'll have another taco three two eight and so the cat licked the plate clean but what he didn't realize was that a tiny drop of taco sauce dripped off one whisker and fell into the computer master control a drop that would short circuit and reprogram things so the cyber mailman would no longer deliver today's mail he would begin to deliver tomorrow's mail [Applause] [Music] too bad cats sorry dogs you won't have this mailman to kick around anymore especially this [Music] oh uh thanks oh wait i have your morning newspaper for you too oh have a nice day [Music] he's out there odie and he's mocking me hmm this is odd this newspaper i just got has the winning lottery numbers in it but i thought the drawing wasn't until tonight this is even odder this isn't today's date on the newspaper it's tomorrow's date that afternoon he bought a ticket the numbers in the newspaper were 1 7 23 30 40 41 bonus number 21 and now it's time for this week's winning lottery number they are as follows 1 7 23 30 40 and 41. bonus number 21. i have all the numbers [Music] [Music] somehow getting tomorrow's newspaper today gee i wonder if tomorrow i'll get the newspaper for the day after and as it turned out that's exactly what happened here you go mr razaku yes and so every day he bought another lottery ticket 3 13 22 31 41 42 bonus number 11. and every evening he won that would be 3 13 22 31 41 42 bonus number 11. [Music] another million dollars maybe i'll take tomorrow off and i won't enter the lottery [Music] on second thought maybe i'd better enter i may need that money soon everyone knew of his incredible luck mr arbuckle you've now won the lottery 42 times in a row how the heck do you do it oh i guess i'm just a good guesser well i suppose you're gonna turn over your fortune to some famous investment expert like bernie scambery who'll triple your money well mostly i've been feeding my cat i haven't decided what to do hey what was that name again triple my money hmm an hour later john arbuckle was in the office of the famed investment counselor bernard scanbury here it is mr scamberry a certified check for everything i've won good and i'll take care of your money uh this is a mistake yeah i would have used it to buy every italian restaurant in town oh and with the change i would have picked up a little hot dog cart you won't regret this mr arbuckle i turn millionaires into billionaires and billionaires into trillionaires great bernie i just know i can trust you looks like rain you think it's going to rain garfield i can check i can look at tomorrow's newspaper and see if it rained today uh-huh it says today was cloudy but no precipitation see it says it right here under the photo of bernie bernie authorities say investment counselor bernard scanberry has fled to brazil with millions of dollars in clients money he's gone so is your money [Music] and now from the window they can almost hear him say when i get to brazil i'll send you a postcard with your money looks like bernie made off with the money well it's not so bad as long as i'm getting newspapers from the future i can still win the lottery and make it all back you know i haven't bought a ticket for tonight's drawing let's see what the winning numbers are hey read that uh what's so important garfield hmm mysterious explosion destroys post office experimental lab hey that's the place they took us to not too bad about that but arbuckle and his cat raced for the lab their intentions were good but they hadn't realized something you cannot change the future something is amiss with the central core of the cyber mailman digitizer it seems to be a short circuit how could that have happened it is impossible unless of course someone ripped taco sauce inside of it [Music] hurry guys hurry this is the post office nobody hurries around here i smell smoke is there any chance of that thing blowing up none whatsoever i would stick my reputation on it this lab is about to explode i will not however stake my life [Music] well there was a cyber mailman project it will be years before we could restore it which means no more future newspaper deliveries to [Music] me but that's not the worst part of it now the worst part of it was that herman post career letter carrier had to go back to delivering mail the old-fashioned way i did it i delivered the mail without running into that stat whoa that's what you get for bringing nothing but bills all the time [Music] [Laughter] submitted for your approval a mailman who thought science could catapult them into the future without cats he should have known there's no escaping destiny in the garfield zone i told you this was gonna be one of those weird episodes [Music] you

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Length: 69min 15sec (4155 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 12 2019