THE GARFIELD SHOW - 1 Hour - Spring Compilation

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I need a break from this box do me a favor grab your remote control and ties this for a second sure Thanks yeah you're probably wondering how we got into this mess right well it all started earlier today with a picnic by the lake it was a pretty good picnic jonlizz the dog and me oh and the food was pretty good too I think I couldn't guess when I said before thankful I'm so far I couldn't eat another bite if my life depended on it and for dessert I brought along a strawberry what she's cake okay maybe one more bite Garfield for two first 78 Garfield this cheesecake is for all of us and it's for later hmm Liz and I are going for a walk around the lake do not eat the cheesecake while we're gone then this is where Jon made his customary cheap threat if you do you can walk the 20 miles home hey that wasn't a bad one uh-huh come on Jon I need to stretch my legs what do you think the chances are that cheesecake will be there when we get back Oh it'll be there it'll probably be inside Garfield but it'll be there I was glad they went for a walk now there was nothing that could interrupt my hair hmm well almost nothing hmm I do not want to play game all right I'll play a game how about if we play go get it yeah huh you don't know how to play go get it oh okay do not teach go get it it's my favorite game go get it if they put it on television they'd make a fortune yeah cheesecake it's mighty good no I need to sleep and I don't want to walk home I'll just get me home or rest and again it's only 20 miles anyway well I was contemplating that dilemma od was in search of his bone and I wasn't there for this part but I found out later he looked everywhere for it in the bushes behind rocks there was no sign of it he was just about ready to give up when he spotted there was a little wolf just a couple of weeks old Odie thought the wolf was very cute but he wasn't about to let it have his bone well he wasn't until he realized how hungry the little wolf was already discovered the joys of sharing your food with someone else Oh hard to try that sometime maybe not this millennium after a while Odie realized that there wasn't much nourishment in that old bone the little wolf still looked hungry where to get food he wondered where to get food but of course there was only one answer Odie brought the lil wolf back to the picnic area where I was in my usual habitat dreamland whoo od usually doesn't do sneaky things but I guess hanging around with me for all these years is had its effect on it meanwhile John and Liz were finishing their hike don't you wanna get back while there's still a chance of a small piece of cheesecake you know sometimes I don't have enough faith in Garfield he's basically a good cat you watch I'll bet the cheesecake is untouched John was wrong it had been touched all right but just not by me good cuz I can't wait to have some of that cheesecake what he probably wasn't worried about what they'd do to him he was worried about the Lu wolf just give me a small piece of cheesecake Liz I don't wanna ha will be slow about the size of a crumb how could you how could you eat that entire cheesecake while we were away huh I didn't eat the cheesecake honest on my honor is an overweight pussycat I did not eat one bite of that cheesecake did I eat that cheesecake no amazingly I did not you're lying Garfield if you didn't who did Odie would never do anything that sneaky John you're not gonna make him walk home no but I should I'll figure out a suitable punishment when we get home hey this feels like we didn't eat all the food how did that happen we got the car all packed up and we headed back to town it was probably about then that the little Wolf's mother arrived she must have picked up the scent or something she was pretty determined to get her baby back no matter how far she had to follow all the way home I was angry my medicine I tell you they never touched that cheesecake hmm the one time I didn't take the food and I'm big funny boy Jon drop Liz off at her place and then we headed for home I'll be over after I finished some chores and someone else was heading for our home too of course John was still mad at me how could you I didn't but he was worried did he get in trouble for giving a cheesecake to the wolf well maybe that somebody would quit his new friend in a zoo or something how could you when nobody was looking he's not a little OD told a little rough to stay there in the garage and he'd bring him food he was probably gonna borrow another cheesecake and they'd blame it on me I guess it was about then that our visitor arrived about the time I thought John had forgiven me for the Cheesecake incident dinner Garfield well it's at that time maybe John finally realized I'm innocent of this anyway I'm having a porterhouse steak baked potato with everything glazed carrots sauteed mushrooms and a dinner roll you get Kitty crunch dry imitation cat food - should I fear I'm being punished for eating an entire cheesecake and I didn't even get to eat the entire cheesecake that's all you're getting for the rest of the month Oh Oh bet Odie would enjoy that a yummy piece of steak Odie here boy he's just doing this to torment me it's working mTOR now come on out you shall enjoy the steak oh I didn't the word you're looking for is wolf what do we do Garfield I think it's obvious where we do so that's how we wind up being chased around John's house by a savage wolf do you understand now no no no don't unpause the video it looks like this isn't for us Garfield do you have any final regrets yes I regret today didn't eat the cheesecake I've arranged for the pet control people to take them back to the woods where they belong thanks Liz oh by the way I examined a little wolf cub he had strawberry cheesecake in the fur around his mouth you mean he not Garfield just because I can't talk doesn't mean you can't listen to me come on Garfield I think I owe you a good meal to say I'm sorry I think about a 10 lasagna apologies in order and make that 11 right Garfield Odie I'm huh easy boy listen tune go dogs had any dignity I've got a surprise for you guys mr. price who what sort of surprise I want a surprise yum yum yo-yo the things I wouldn't do for a present it better be worth it I thought both of you could do with a little grooming before your monthly checkup with Liz i humiliated myself for a grooming tool who wants to try it first feeling you try it no one touches this verb in my hairdresser Odie good boy come over here hang on Odie oh hi Liz lunch tomorrow birdie-birdie yahoo 49 boy all that fuss over a mere brush whoa you're a sad strange little dog Odie hey Odie want to play kick the dog with me well you mean you'd rather spend time with her it's just a stupid brush this is a new low even for you Odie hey if you break up with the brush I've got some nice nail clippers for you hey guys right back do me a favor and drop that stupid breast before they see you I refuse to be the laughingstock of the entire neighborhood hi Garfield hi Odie No hey Odie is that a brush you're holding hair yeah more like an imaginary girlfriend look who's talking remind me why you always carry that teddy bear of yours everywhere I don't know what you're talking about oh that is just so cute I have got to do something about that brush there's only room for two pits in his house and imaginary in that you're out dogs have the attention span of a goldfish give it an hour and he won't remember that brush trust me shoot I'm late liz is gonna kill od holy what on earth are you doing o ody stop it bad dog bad dog Liz of course I didn't forget our brunch yep I'm on my way hey you don't happen to know a good gardener do you all that fuss for a stupid brush this is ridiculous and you don't have anything to do with the brushes disappearance do you how could you think so badly of me okay I did I got rid of that stupid brush and I was doing OD a favor if you ask me oh please save it for the jury you did it because you were jealous OD cared about someone else someone else we're talking about a brush Hartley for Odie it was much more than just a brush and you knew that too hook it over it we're gonna need more coffee how about your plugs huh not funny where's my breakfast lasagna sorry Garfield that'd be a way too tired to cook you anything okay sleep deprivation I can actually deal with but lasagna deprivation that is just flat-out intolerable I gotta fix this mess I'm sorry man a brush it has bristles and his handle Odie will never know the difference oh my oh dear look who's back that dog isn't brain-dead after all who would have thought okay fine you won I'll take you to your girlfriend this is where the cruel deed was done oopsie-doopsie Bodi Wayne I'm gonna I'm gonna lose one of my nine lives just for a stupid brush sorry kid this is an emergency hey I'll bring you back a crown welcome aboard and fasten your seat down rent for one bumpy ride I don't want to be just another greasy spot on Main Street that was close yeah buddy buddy came back bad jerk bad you can't get any worse get it ah do you recycle happy no let's get out of here mm-hmm there you are I've been looking for you all over you gross you to smell as if you just crawl out of a garbage disposal I can't smell a thing what about your tea Bodi are you free this evening huh but dinner don't look at me like that Garfield the weatherman said clear and sunny with highs in the low 80s it always rains when they say then what rotten luck my Luck's been terrible lately good the rain stopping I'm going to get in a little fishing hey great rainbow you know what's at the end of a rainbow OD ah a particle huh yeah at the end of every rainbow there's a pot of gold and it's guarded by a leprechaun that muttonhead much he actually believed that old fairy tale about the Potter grows you know he's gonna be finding it a long way to the end of that rainbow me pot of gold someone took me pot of gold it never fails every time there's a rainbow another one of them treasure seekers comes round hard you'll be back soon more bad luck you'll probably want me to throw this dickerson look I get some sleep no I do not want to throw the pot of gold so you can fetch it you do that all the time throw the pot of gold so I can fetch it it is it is a pot of gold it's mine it's mine it's mine now then who took me pot of gold it is Richard he's little kitty leprechaun is nothing without his pot of gold please please please give it back I could reward you I could give you anything you want okay I went to particle no.3 and they're throwing a piece of where you're at it may be some lasagna hmm I sense you be needing a little good look I can fix it so from now on that's all you'll be having nothing but good luck hmm ha ha now you're using your head yarr here comes the good luck spell well yeah I didn't feel like good luck oh this is a waste of time the rain drove the fish too far underwater here Garfield real my line in while I go get the car why should I real your line in why okay huh defeat I got a fish no okay I think you cut me this Jew doesn't feel like Goodluck what a great catch Garfield you are the luckiest cat in the world hmm if I'm so lucky hope your night has this fish on me I'll barbecue this up for us right now no I'm not lucky the one thing I can't eat a big fish like that without tartar sauce and where are we gonna find a hundred gallons of tartar sauce this is trans Tucker we're in the air freight company that specializes in the transport of tartar sauce and I'm having engine trouble I repeat where am I gonna find a hundred gallons of tartar sauce that stuff doesn't just fall from nothing read you transgender advised you lighten your aircrafts weight by 100 gallons of tartar sauce Brad you they still don't feel very lucky I feel like a mackerel hey maybe there is something to it lucky stuff hood like if I were to decide I wanted ice cream mmm this isn't bad you could use chocolate Josh what I need to do is find a way to turn all this lucky to money in just a few moments we'll pick the winning lottery number and some lucky soul will win 30 gazillion dollars 30 gazillion dollars this is my chance I have my ticket Oh sir and the winning number is seven seven seven seven seven seven seven f seven seven seven seven seven three mrs. gryce i'm coming to you from outside the new mansion that was just purchased by garfield a gazillionaire cat the palatial home has 84 rooms more than half of which contain nothing but lasagna we're a terrific light snack now where's my butter well there be anything else sir excuse me sir someone is at the door haha I'll get it I haven't walked for a few days just being rich is great I'm so lucky to have all this luck fadi cousin girl for you I'm not your cousin whoever you are we were so happy to hear we had ourselves a rich relative we couldn't wait to all come here and move in with you that's the back door doorbell who could that be Garfield cat I'm here to get you to invest some of your thirty gazillion dollars in my great new business venture the electric yo-yo is just a few billion and you could own a piece of it and then invest everything else you own with my friends business ventures invest in my ah finally I'm alone and no one's after my money mr. Garfield I'm from the government and you owe taxes on your thirty gazillion dollars there's a state tax the sales tax screaming tax hey well I'm down here I'll collect the sewer tax they need to get rid of all this good luck re is right there I need to find ways to have bad luck walking under a ladder is bad luck breaking a mirror is Batman invest in my business Garfield what's the big idea paint me black don't ask questions just cross my path having a black cat crush your path is bad must've gotten rid of all that good luck brain Anna uh I guess I'll get some lunch maybe a sardine sandwich oh no I still have my good luck Cody do you remember where you found that pot of gold oh yeah yeah take me there right now I have to get that leprechaun to take back all this good luck before it destroys me so you want I should remove the good luck spell Julia kitty cat please be pleased you do understand if I take away the good look I also take away the parity gazillion dollars take it please how about your away pussycat woody I think my good luck is gone there's one way to check boy I wish a couple of lasagnas would fall from the sky it's gone right come on boy let's go get a couple of lasagnas the unlucky way making giant fighter he sure learned a valuable lesson that cat did look here's what you make of it he got that and me I got another 32 zillion dollars I am so lucky mr. o'roarke I'm from the government and you owe taxes on your thirty gazillion dollars let's see state ax900 hold those tags four million Oh hailing can't sleep either huh Joe worry I'll take care of it Oh Garfield I'm trying to clean John I'm trying to sleep I'll vacuum later right now I'll do the laundry can't think of anything more annoying than the sound of a vacuum cleaner yes start of something great they're doing spring cleaning over where I live so I thought I'd come spend the day with you hmm are you glad to see me nermal I'm so glad to see you I'm gonna roll out the red carpet roll out the red carpet really for me whoa Garfield this is how someone rolls out the red carpet to welcome someone no it's how we roll out the red carpet to get rid of someone I thought he'd never stop better new Garfield's blanket while I'm at it Pookie you stay here wonder what kind of bleach is good for lasagna stains that wasn't very nice Garfield that was kind of the idea nermal you don't make a guy feel very welcome you know you should have a place in your home for guests like me we do the perfect place yo Garfield I'm beginning to get the idea I'm not quiet around here really I can't imagine why oh sorry one of these days Garfield's gonna be nice to me and I think today's the day I'm dying for my pre afternoon nap nap this is the nap I ticked warm-up for my afternoon nap I just washed the blanket in your bed Garfield but now it doesn't smell like lasagna oh well guess I'll just have to spill some more hmm hey something's missing huh someone is missing Pookie Pookie Pookie Oh Pookie oh well he'll turn up it's not like I can't live without him for two minutes yes it is okay where are you mouki are you in here cookie are you in here we're due that should happen to my corned beef sandwich I've been at it since 6:00 a.m. but my spring cleaning is all done Liz the house is absolutely spotless and I'm but I just I'll call you back Liz please come out wherever you are what where is your buckle fess up what could you be looking for so oh oh I know it spooky Oh hand him over Arbuckle if you know what's good for you I took Pookie out of your bed so I could wash the blanket and I put Pookie right here on the hop hmm that's funny I put him right there I'm waiting oh you know what must have happened I must have accidentally knocked him into cardboard you CAD I don't see him anywhere in here but then I empty this into the trash cans outside don't worry Pookie I'm coming to save you there's no Pookie in here Garfield I'm sorry if I accidentally threw Pookie out but there's nothing I can do about it now oh I can't believe I'll never see my little Pookie again I'll never see his smiling face never hear its friendly voice okay so he doesn't say much but he was my pal who could do such a thing who could be so thoroughly rottenness to take my beloved Pookie you didn't I did found him in the trash right where you dumped me this calls for diplomacy it calls for intelligent reasoned approach you know you gotta Johnny and of Boxford please been falling noodley me away what pony gravity on and you'll never see again you can have a bet on what condition you have to be nice to me oh how nice real nice you wouldn't settle for almost nice you be real nice to me the rest of the day and I'll show you where I hit Pookie good now look at disgust you in real nice all right being nice to nerville it's it's so unnatural I need a cookie or two or 37 hmm let him put that nose of yours to some use and track down whoever it is who took all the cookies what wasn't me Oh Oh what am I gonna do nermal in my dad with the stomach full of my cookies I'll tell you what I'm gonna do hmm Garfield please don't shoot me in outer space too good yeah too kind plus it would make the shark sick let me think Garfield please don't make me watch televised golf games what yes oh you're not being nice to me you'll never see Pookie again Pookie I'll tell you what I'm gonna do to nermal Odie absolutely nothing you know Garfield as impossible as it may seem I think I'm getting cuter well don't you agree mmm yes I truly am the cutest peak in the whole world don't you agree yeah yeah yes yeah no I want to hear you say it say yes nermal you're the cutest kitty cat in the whole world oh yes nermal you're the cutest excuse me for just one minute haha yes nermal you are indeed the cutest kitty cat in the whole country world use me world world whatever thanks Garfield hey John serving lasagna after he finishes reek leaning the house I think it would be nice if you let me have all yours yeah that's it I can't take any more of this I didn't want to do it not even the nermal but I have to I'm sending an email I'm inviting John's cousin Drusilla Minerva to come visit now who could that be I just finished cleaning the house again Drusilla curfew you gotta save me from them sorry queuing yeah you're in you're on you promise to be nice to me I'm being nice to you you're the ones you aren't being nice to you here I can help you Nirmal but I haven't been myself since Pookie disappeared he's in a hollow tree in the backyard there you are my friend I'll help normal after Pookie Naik it reacquaint don't bother rowdy I got Pookie back and I never have to be nice to nermal again everything worked out fine Pookie
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Length: 49min 42sec (2982 seconds)
Published: Wed May 18 2016
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