THE GARFIELD SHOW - BEST COMPILATION SEASON 3 - The Garfield-only Show

[Music] [Music] [Music] okay please go find another show to be on I don't need you I don't need any of you you think I care well I don't care see but you'll all be in big trouble because I'm gonna report you all to Jim gave this Nerva those people could we have some dialog from time to time please don't they know who's sure this is whose name is in the title does it say the Yeti Gorman show the beginning I don't think so hello anybody here stage manager director writers hello everybody's deserting me today there isn't even any background music well at least they left me a script for this week the big discovery yeah already I don't like it note to self remember to fire the writers cannot see her fade in exterior Arbuckle house day John doing something new character I'm sick of new characters when do I get to be on my show oh here I am we find Garfield curled up in bed sound asleep first good idea they've had maybe a short dream sequence we'll help I could do the show by myself I could play all the parts I will not fetch the stick very famous my freshman can you believe we paid someone to write there there's absolutely nothing in this world that could get me out of bed today I'm going out for a while we need to seal him in your we're coming by for a visit nothing in this world not even John's niece's I gotta get out of here I don't think you care my nirvana I keep telling you I'm just yellow you're near that oh right we're here today with the kitty cat please away from the game [Music] those won't keep them at I need something large to barricade the door [Music] [Applause] [Music] you don't understand this cat does terrible things to me well for instance he just dropped a bed on me and a refrigerator and of course you know do me a favor there are two little girls chasing me distract them while I get away will you do that for me style is strong we need a moisturizing English I'm coming home this episode starting to get I think I did it I think I got away from him Wow I must have I'm not in ladies clothing I'm safe thank you I feel I'm not safe normal that's right it's me nermal the cutest kitten on this or any other planet I think I dropped the elephant on the wrong person sorry do you have a reason for being here nermal or did you just come by to tell me how cute you are I just came by to tell you how cute I am okay at least he's being honest excuse me but I'm a very important powerful agent from Hollywood I just saw you standing here and I couldn't help but notice how incredibly handsome and adorable you are yeah jelly no not you I meant the other one I've never seen a handsomer face than that you're beautiful you're beautiful no you're beautiful no no I'm beautiful take a look at that no I don't think so would you mind if I made you a fabulously rich and famous TV star who L as long as I'm home in time for dinner not a problem do we need a truly beautiful animal for a new commercial we'll be doing a screen test and if you're the one you'll be fabulously rich and put this on TV I have to get that screen test for myself and beat Garfield out to become fabulously rich and gay [Applause] okay so what do I do well just do what you do best fine eating or sleeping I have to go Scout more talent but the director will take care of you and remember you're a beautiful baby no you're beautiful no you're beautiful okay have it your way I'm beautiful what do I do now mr. director [Music] no we just like to see you do a little dance for us well sure I'm has this oh [Music] if he gets his job I won't be able to stand it I have to do something now it's time for my screen test put the camera on me let it show how awesome I am nermal this is my screen test I think we have what we need [Music] yeah yeah tomorrow my awesomeness and I will be waiting ready get up stand on your head [Music] where cracks push you trick me Garfield will I don't care I'm gonna get this job no you're not I'm gonna be fabulously rich and famous and I'm gonna get this job I'm more adorable than you are and more talented and I'm cuter in every way and everyone says you're not as awesome as you think you are normal you know I'm gonna mail you to Abu Dhabi again you annoying cat hey guys guys you get a step arguing job neither one of you I found an animal more adorable than both of you put together [Music] Sherman what you can do jumbo then gonna make that elephant fabulously rich and famous so what do you think I think we need to learn that right and it was kinda treats whoa what a dream sequence and I really like the cast that's the answer I really don't need anybody else I'll play all the roles from now on maybe I can even play the elephants part first I'll play myself that's not much of a stretch snore snore snort you know play Odie and then Jon I'll play John Garfield I want you to behave yourself this is how I behave if you don't behave no lasagna for you you can't mean it I do mean it and I can play phaedo 2ba seen your daughter buckles I haven't a nice hot pizza for your [ __ ] gato Oh smells great what's on it did you sort you ask for a veto special with are the anchovies eventually and in one anchovies you asked you for the anchovies no I did not yes you did no I did not yes you did we didn't get it did didn't you did they can't do this I can't do this all by myself too many noise and yeses and stuff I need others on my show need ot yes I need you Odie yes and I need you John we all decided to come back Garfield no not you but I really need you no anchovies thank you thank you thank you listen everyone I I've learned my lesson I'll give you all lines on the show I'll share the spotlight I'll even see about paying some of you can you ever forgive me how about sharing that pizza with us [Music] [Music] [Music] I don't know about you guys but I'm famished you have your choice of lasagna or lasagna or lasagna or lasagna or lasagna oh and here we have what a surprise lasagna hmm it's a tough choice gee I wonder who repacked my picnic basket the opposite of adorable is it's Bruno hey Bruno sorry you're not as cute as I am then again who is what do you mean I mean face reality I look like this and you somehow Garfield left us one can of dog food for you Odie [Music] I'll get him later now let's see if you know who left me anything to eat which I doubt [Music] [Music] I am as you all know dr. puzzle welcome fellow fiends and nefarious colleagues to the third annual even so many of you are planning on conquering the world could I see a show of hands and tentacles looks like most of you well then you'll be most interested in the latest must-have accessory for world domination the retro switcheroo blazer yes this ingenious device will cost two people to trade personalities please give a warm welcome to my nemesis secret agent double-oh nothing [Music] he will be the unlucky test subject and over here we have a frog I will set the retro switcheroo for a complete personality exchange I'd like to get some dead flies please shaken not staffed [Music] let me demonstrate on to random creatures I can select with my skull photonic device we don't need our test creatures anymore like that Garfield and you'll never be adorable like me I don't want to be like you nermal I want people to be able to stand me these two will be fine subjects on which to connect by demonstration how come I never realized how cute adorable I really am Oh meow we accept cash credit cards and checks if you have your evil scientist's ID card I walk to one to conquer the world with and one to switch my lawyers personality with a slave's how would you know the difference it looks like it's up to me to stop this insidious dr. puzzle but I'm going to need help I can't stand that little dwarf always saying I'm the cutest kitty cat in the world he isn't I'm the cutest kitty cat in the world face it Bruno some of us are cute and some of us are not you are not you you're acting just like normal I am NOT acting like normal I'm adorable and then cute and I'm acting like normal I must be I'm starting to make myself sick well it's you Garfield I thought it was someone normal we've exchanged personalities Oh big fat hairy deal I said when I get my paws on you normal that have already been swapped I don't see why not let's give it a try I don't want a pound normal I was on feed me exactly like Bruno then Bruno's acting like me I don't understand what's going on hey you sitting there watching this cartoon you must know why don't you fill me in I don't tell you why you and your friends are acting so oddly today good and also tell me where someone as cute as me is talking to a frog with an English accent we've all been subject to dr. puzzles personality swapping device how do we undo it I don't want to be like nermal I'm this close to milling myself John abu-dhabi get the little chat and come with me we must tell him what come on dermal verb you know me or whoever you are at the moment no I will not throw the stick so you can fetch it that's the secret lair of dr. possum [Applause] [Music] [Music] soon fellow evil scientist's I shall deliver the inventions you ordered in each of us will conquer this rabbit but there's only one planet how can we all concrete your evil scientist you'll figure it out we have intruders to deal with the guards seize them and feed them to the Sharks leave us alone this can be handy for normal to have riddles personality transmittion how adorable a 68 times and Counting now I'm gonna take care of all you [Music] you won't interfere with my plans I have multiple personalities stored in the retro switcheroo I will give you all the personalities across I don't want the frog what do we do now frog how do we get our own personalities back how am i meeting the destruction of the machine seems to have undone its effects you must be pretty happy to be you again Shelton Lee the trading flies all afternoon yeah it's almost sundown guys time to start heading for home so because of that evil scientist I was acting like normal and Nirmal was acting like me and then catch you tomorrow when I get through with you daddy will scientists know I'm not worried about him [Music] now if I was a fly I might be worried [Music] [Music] [Music] can you believe it guys a comic book shop actually wants me there today to sign autographs they probably just want to see if you know how to write your name right now it's my cake the Avenger costume just in case there's a world crisis or anyone wants my autograph but shops up ahead guys hope that there's a line all the way around the block of fans who want my signature [Music] [Music] what time is the line around the block getting here I just love ultra powerful guy comics I can't understand it mr. Arbuckle I advertised for weeks that should be here I thought everyone who loves your work would show up we are all here they didn't turn out for you they didn't even come to see the rarest comic book in the world Oprah powerful guy number one I thought people would come to see it if I had a copy on display isn't that worth like a million dollars it sure is the guy who loaned it to me insist that I hire a security guard to stay watch Johnny but it didn't draw a big crowd either aren't there a few people in the store just a few are not enough I've run out of ideas to attract customers it looks like I'm gonna have to go out of business I know what this store needs yes it needs excitement they need celebrity that needs it appearance by the my super of all superheroes [Music] Avenger did you think hey no snickering about the costume last week at a convention I bought the entire run of colossal mystery comics 425 issues all in mint condition and sealed in plastic it if they steal the plastic are you gonna read them read them I got my whole life savings in this place and I'm not making enough to pay the rent aw don't worry Rupert something will change fate will just walk through the front door I'm here okay no I'm over here it is I that keep Avenger Avenger then it's a real-life superhero it's an overweight cat in a bad costume right post times men and now I will hey whatever that was I didn't do it it sounds like it came from outside my front window a comic book hairy Pete I didn't do it not my fault whatever it is it's gone I'll call the police od be careful of that broken glass all over the sidewalk hello I'd like to report a robbery a very expensive robbery how am I gonna pay for that comic book I'm ruined Merlin threw this one last time it's like I said of us it this guy had a costume he looked like a supervillain ran about said the window and used some sort of super power hammer thingy you broke the window knocked me out grabbed the comic and disappeared I see you think you could describe him well enough that our police artist could make a sketch of him now driving he was wearing a mask OD this looks like a job for where's my trusty sidekick slurp oh hi trusty sidekick slurp where's your costume [Music] whooping dreaming up use your imagination how many times do I have to tell you the sidekick can't have a better costume than the hero no time to change there's a super villain lurking about let's roll you're probably wondering if there's an origin story for the Caped Avenger vendor vendor well serious criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts I will base my costume on the next thing I see of course it will scare everyone it has the anchovies on it all right better let's find a despicable repulsive super villain to defeat nope no despicable repulsive super villains around here let's eat and you forgot my echo there's a despicable repulsive super villain robbing the bank leaping lasagna wait did you say it was despicable yes and is he repulsive very this sounds like a job for dedicated revenge revenge he's also very dangerous this sounds like a job for the Caped Avengers sidekick call me after you defeat him I'll be in Bermuda caped avenge avenge Avenger I just robbed the bank you keep your money in what are you going to do about it the thing any self-respecting superhero would do move my money to another Bank no no it's too late he's already stolen my money we have to get it back on word of address [Music] we are here wanna give up no even though I have incredible speed watch this though run completely around the world I took so long there's a traffic jam on a highway in Luxembourg so want to give up now no even though I have incredible strength watch as I lift the heaviest object around here me John was right I need to lose a few pounds no way to give up now no I think I'd rather do this I think I'll give up the part about arresting super villains and just wear the suit and look cool od I came through the walls this way and the bricks are out here Odie and I think I solved the crime yes crashing through that wall like that reminded me of a story I once read in an issue of ultra powerful guys come on such a powerful Kyle too powerful God here they are now which issue was it nope necessary I think this is if it is come on I'll be honest with you Rupert the chances of us finding this super villain returning the comic book are very slim so my chances of staying in business I have to go back to the police station wait superhero to the rescue I don't have time to read comic books here read your sweet news panels what are you trying to get me to ultra-powerful guys says when a window is broken the pieces of glass travel in the same direction as the impact since the shards of glass were on the outside that means the window was broken from the inside that's right the pieces of glass were on the outside which means whoever broke it did it from the inside [Music] any idea which way you went faithful sidekick thanks to your super-powered nose we're on that trail [Music] [Music] [Music] this alley is a dead end but if he comes this way he can use this board to get over the fence I think I lost him come out of this yard they'll never catch me [Music] another job well done by the caped Avenger if I do say so myself and apparently I have to the guard confessed Oh Thank You officer don't thank me the cat is the one who solved the mystery yeah I did I feel like that really good-looking blind guy in the cartoons it's a big scared dog why so glum Rupert you got back the comic yeah but I'm gonna lose the comic book store nothing I do gets customers in here excuse me is this the place we heard about on the news wait a superhero the comic book it is there's the cape Avenger Avenger me to go around [Music] please mr. Canal you've got to give me another chance I've given you 97 other chances I'll it give me 98 I know I haven't caught many dogs lately none and that's unacceptable especially now did you hear about the new law what new law and the mayor's office has announced a crackdown on dogs running around without leashes and he unleashed dog when we hold off to the pound and his owner will pay a steep fine good Odie's always running around without a leash Cody's out someplace walking around without a leash I better find him before I get tossed in the pound and he has to pay a steep fine all right one last chance but only because I don't have anyone else I won't let you down Oh heaven sake I'll be driving around if I see one dog not on a leash you're fired I won't let you down yes you will I'm so hungry I could pass out any second I know I shouldn't have skipped my third breakfast I go how many hotdogs the usual order okay all of them I don't know if I can wait any longer I'm losing consciousness fast my whole life is flashing before my eyes there's that lasagna ate last night there's the prime rib from last Easter it's no use I can't make it eat this hot dog if you got to relish the park is the best place to find leashless dogs yes nineteen more these nice should be good as new hello puppy huh you are under arrest for running around without a leash it is my duty to advise you of your rights as a dog you have the right to remain silent in that Park you have the right to a flea collar and if you cannot afford one one will be purchased before any further scratching do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you puppy hey cat did you see what the puppy went yes hey that knows yours could use some of this I can't believe you put mustard all over my nose you lucky I don't have hot chili I'll take care of you cats and your little dog too if you want to leave see dogs aren't the only creatures that can spend all day chasing their own tails this is my life catcher not anymore you are a top you're fired you have been goofing off you've been eating hot dogs instead of catching real dogs I wasn't eating hot dogs don't lie to me you have mustard all over your face shame on you Odie because of you that nice dog catcher just lost his job Vito has a special two peaches for the price of one does that sound good good you not only both and you watch where you're going to fight anyone else for this job anyone can do it I'm tempted to hire the next person who walks mom excuse me either have you seen a cute little dog around here you like dogs do you I'm sure well have you ever considered catching them for a living what do you do I'm a cartoonist oh well this is different this is a real job ah so much for how the dog catcher I wonder what numbskull they'll get to do that job now you're right a pursue to have to be pretty dumb dick congratulate me guys you're looking at the new city dog catcher [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] don't worry Odie Janne will be down any minute to feed us see this evening guys go catch dogs excuse me breakfast we'd like some breakfast John has left the building well looks like we'll have to prepare our own meals let's see I'm thinking lasagna ravioli rigatoni pasta part of your nutritious breakfast fortunately John left the refrigerator crammed full of food it's time to put an end to John's new career and my new lack of food three more so that's where all our food is gun John's using it as bait this is not good oh D not good at all well John's catching dogs our plates go empty [Music] life was a dog catcher when I was a small boy all the other kids would play with dogs I just wanted to catch them one year for Christmas my uncle Nathan gave me the cutest little cocker spaniel you ever saw it had soft ears and big sad eyes we've got to get that man his job back which means we have to get John fired we need a dog he can't catch oh you know the old saying I just made up when you want the perfect dog get it cat I know it's here somewhere oh oh there's that old department store mannequin that'll come in handy for the final scene in this episode right now I'm trying to find remember this Odie it's that dog costume I wore back in season one remember that cartoon where I ate all that lasagna yep yep didn't know I could speak a foreign language did you okay this magnet will be useful now you stay here we can't have you walking the streets of that'll leash John would lock you up okay I'm up to catch me a dog catcher woof woof observe the amateur dog catcher thinking he can attract a dog with a rotten cat impression oh well yeah it's show time so that's how you wanna play smart guy wait'll I catch you [Music] here's sugar to the table [Music] I'm sorry you look like a dog [Music] mr. sarandí veto that was one of the funniest shows I've ever seen there is a modest cover charge free entertainment dog is as air child as a cat [Music] [Applause] you're mine you're wrong okay time to get cut ha ha I'm too smart for you yeah way too smart hiring him is the smartest thing I ever did [Music] mr. canal I'm sorry I don't know how all the dogs got away but oh well you're even more incompetent than that but mr. canal so mr. Cadell not only offered me my job back I got a raise the guy you replaced you with he must have been really terrible I'll say and wonder what he's gonna do now he's going back to being a cartoonist that's the puppy that got me fired she's not on a leash she goes to the pound at this time he can't escape I told you that mannequin would come in handy in the last scene [Music] you [Music] the greatest threat to the existence of this planet came not from without but from within not from outer space but from deep within the Earth's core there for thousands of years the sloth people have dwelled weld in a kingdom ruled by their leader King Bloor my people the time has come for us to conquer the beings who live on the outside of our planet easy for they are fat and lazy creatures and we should make it even easier through the power of procrastination procrastination is the act of putting things off until a later time it's the finest way man has invented to get absolutely nothing accomplished [Applause] here we see a demonstration of world class procrastination Garfield please take out the trash I'll do it tomorrow oh and you were supposed to clean out the garage I'll do it next week and I need you to take a package over to Aunt Ida's house I'll do it this century after next putting things off and putting them off and putting them on that is procrastination at its finest [Music] even now all across the surface world our transmission antennas are rising sending out the profess to nation raised to every corner of my planet raise that will increase to the maximum everyone's tendency to procrastinate [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] and so the cosmic energy bombarded the earth instilling in every man woman and child a deep sense that everything can and should be done at another time [Music] [Music] hey you're a fireman Bob don't you have a fire to put out yeah I'll do it later [Laughter] [Music] soon the state had come to a complete standstill prompting the governor to call a press conference with no one accomplishing anything we have a major crashes one of these days no much matter nobody showed up to hear me anyways I think I'll just go home and do nothing [Music] with the surface world paralyzed King norm began sending his sloth people proceeds control of the exterior world conquering the surface people will be simple they won't even lift a finger to fight back no one up there who will do anything now no well there is one possibility the procrastination ray makes everyone into a total procrastinator however if there is someone who already was like that if you transform them into a total non-pro crested eater but how could there be anyone no I am NOT going even as the Ray transformed the puppy into a procrastinator it changed the cat into the exact opposite yes I will throw the stick you know through it now no no go get it boy go fetch the stick what do you mean you betcha later I can't worry about that I have things to do now Garfield became the most ambitious feature on the face of the planet he took out the trash [Music] he cleaned up the garage even took John's package over to Aunt Ivy's house you're not really in this episode I'm not due for dinner for three more hours but I think I'll have it now one of the advantages of not putting things off but Garfield now seemed to be the only one who felt that way I was going to make a pot roast but I'll do it besides I can't go to the market my paycheck has it arrived paycheck I'll get it for you the mailman wasn't delivering the mail [Music] how am I gonna get anything to eat I know Vito even Vito the pizza maker was well you know where this is going my little pussycat I shall make you not one not two but ten delicious pizzas yes yes go [Music] [Music] od won't do anything the mailman will do anything he won't do anything what has caused this the cat pondered the problem unaware that its cause was but blocks away how could you have imagined that king warm and the sloth people from the center of the earth were at the park at that moment walking to the surface massing to begin the total conquest of the world people conquest of the world tell me more they had used the procrastination ray - I'll tell you some other time you know tell me now even the narrator will do anything I said they were at the park before nightfall the people of Earth will be our slaves what good what do you mean earth people don't do anything what could of slaves you don't do anything hmm I hadn't thought of that well I know once they are our slaves I can push this button to reverse the procrastination rays and make them useful [Music] [Applause] so let us enslave the surface dwellers and then I shall push this button here smiley I'll save you the trouble on earth creature actually doing something seize him hey I'm going to prepare dinner [Music] [Music] everywhere he ran the brave cat was pursued by sloth people it must be working my narrators back he ran as fast as he could but soon he was trapped Oh like he said give me the device and then we will destroy wonder what happens in the dresses but mrs. procrastination raised for our side will be but when you do that later nice of them to label this thing like that for me we should conquer the surface world but we'll do it a few thousand years and so the Slav people and their leader returned to their city at the centre of the earth not to be seen again for a long long time [Music] oh hi Odie looks like I saved the world again and I guess this episode is just about over all we need is the closing joke the closing joke we always like to end these with me saying something funny so the writers gonna send over a line for me to do but should be here any minute yep any minute now [Music] [Music] I look good even if I do say so myself and I often do he's coming good the detour signs in place I tried this way to enter contest for cutest kitten in the whole wide world well that's more I didn't know about this contest but I'll win it I always do Garfield is funny [Music] you're right nermal this isn't funny oh well it looks like someone needs a bath yes [Music] stop sulking Garfield I know you don't like taking a bath that's not true I bathed once a year whether I need it or not oh that must be Liz calling here I'll leave you the loofah so you can scrub yourselves while I'm gone this isn't so bad especially since I have my toy boat and my wind-up chard sorry Odie just trying to amuse myself taking a bath is so Laurie that's because you don't know how to make it interesting make up a story make up a story how do you do that [Music] [Music] Wow is it like this at the bottom of every bathtub it is if you use your imagination or even better if you have your own cartoon show [Music] this is Sher Khan he got you how come I can breathe and talk into water it's my fantasy so I make up the laws of science speak come on let's check out the surface [Music] I can ride around like this all day no you can't you see the travel with bubble says eyes will join them hey recognize that boat coming towards us [Applause] it looks just like your toy boat [Music] these afters start paddling faster faster [Music] get rid of any non-essential items good idea it's a fantasy in any way it's a toy shark you wind him up and he's only good for about 15 seconds sorry to be a bother but could someone wind me up again will you leave us alone if we do well sure okay then Thanks you're welcome [Music] you're lucky that thing doesn't run on alkaline batteries okay Garfield this is your fantasy what's next looks like flying fish you look like that thing John was using describe us just call me loofah you guys are a long way from your bathtub yeah any idea how we get back to it I don't but I'll bet the mermaids do they live on the other side of Shampoo island past the giant faucet waterfalls I'll be your guide how are we supposed to follow you you can pedal can't you yeah in my fantasy not gonna happen I've got a much better idea step on it loofah Janice baking lasagna an idea to mrs. o but giant faucet water falls [Music] that's where the mermaids hang out but beware of their singing hey I know this legend you should beware of mermaid singing because it's so beautiful it will lure you to crash your ship on the rocks No beware of it because they're just kind of lousy [Music] [Applause] it's enough to make me give up seafood [Music] he'll introduce us I'm Garfield this is Odie and I'm normal the cutest cat on land or sea remind me to leave you out of my next fantasy what brings you here oh this love a fish told us you can help us find a way back home oh sure we know how we've discussed it if you'll do something for us does it involve listening to you sing No then we'll do it our Cove here is under siege well a terrible monster lurks about threatening goal scaring everyone away get rid of it and we'll tell you how to get a terrible monster and what exactly is this terrible monster [Music] [Music] I have an idea Roopa here's what I need you to do you understand [Music] [Music] [Music] there's er quick ladies it's show time [Applause] [Applause] thank you for getting rid of the rubber ducky we never thought of using our singing to drive him away and tell you how to get back to your own bathtub come here no but thanks anyway and thank you to loofah have a happy journey home guys come on guys follow me [Music] come on guys give me a hello can I help sure Linda's your jaws [Music] sorry guys boy that list really can't get to talking sometimes oh I see someone unplugged a tub and let all the water out but I guess you guys are clean I'll go get some towels from the cupboard Garfield we're back did any of that happen of course not it was just a fantasy and not a bad one if I do say so myself I think the lasagnas ready do you think he knew that really happened okay and how do you explain these [Music]

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Length: 74min 26sec (4466 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 22 2020