The Game Where Two People Are Secretly Stoned | Paranoia

[Music] No bye have you ever shown up for a final exam unprepared because you got too high to study for that too secret stoners will attempt to hide their high through finals week without making it known how absolutely blitzed through a series of challenges a group of citizens will try to sniff them out my name is Chad and I'm a light CBD smoker who used to do it a lot and realized it [ __ ] me up so I really do not want to be this donut my name is Zach and I smoke weed for like ten years straight way too much a STONER no that's so stupid that's each round the stoners will select a player to eliminate from the game the other players include three square citizens a narc who can find out whether a player is stoned I met it in a medic who can choose one player to protect from elimination they can even choose themselves as long as it's never twice in a row hidden in the group is one pose pretending to be high and taking the heat off the stoners to help them win I think people think I'm high a lot so I feel like if I'm just my I have to do oh my god okay [Music] hello everybody thanks for coming to my eyes wide shut party every episode has a theme today's theme is finals week all year you guys have slacked off and now the next five days are gonna be hell to people at this table or in even deeper trouble because they'll have to do this will high out of their mind we're gonna bring in some snacks for you guys taking off a challenge number one this is your art class final you thought it was gonna be an easy a except your teacher is a hard-ass abstract contemporary painter who wants everything you turn into be dripping with symbolism draw and share your self-portrait with the class is this how you got to be valedictorian just make eye contact with your teacher while reading your son you'll have 30 more seconds my house now I want you to flip your board and tell us about yourself this is not me it's who I aspire to be Bootsy Collins I drew his sunglasses but the legs are here cuz I ran out of space so I like extended them down here this is like representing anxiety but I realize it kind of looks like stink wine I like that like squid nose yeah this is my self-portrait and so I drew the Sun to capture just the paint my pain and then sand because I find very uncomfortable so when I was like draw self-portrait like I will write everything that pains all right well thank you and I'm sorry I put no face to show the mysterious side of me and then draw a line I've been told I have a terrific bone structure that's me this is a clown I drew two portraits and erase them and then we had their seconds websites on my board I drew me as a bat in the day I got here and it was like what's easier to draw a human body or a bat body so I did the bat body but then I was like I'm not like a bat so daytime bat we're gonna move on to the big first round all right everyone close your eyes two stoners open your eyes make eye contact with each other without moving who would you like to eliminate close your eyes let's talk to the medic who would you like to say let's talk to the narc who would you like to know about all right everybody open your eyes it is finals week tensions are running high a lot of things can happen unfortunately during an all-nighter last night two stoners broke into the library and got someone high who usually doesn't smoke and he got caught and expelled it was you you must leave immediately goodbye Ben I know I was like oh I know something people don't know I heard a light brushing of like something over here I feel like I heard a stoner raise their hand I don't know if it was you or you I heard also human bodies not that much harder to drop in a bad body [Music] alright Michael you've been formally nominate 30 seconds uninterrupted give us a reason not to vote you okay wasn't I'm just a normal citizen you know I wake up I go to work come home at night I smoke in the comfort of my own home see not during the day it's for medicinal use thirty seconds is over Michael everyone close your eyes raise your hand if you think Michael is stone come on guys make the right choice open your eyes Michael you have been expelled what were you like I said I guess they just assumed that I was a standard because I was like trying to build a case right off the bat but yeah it was definitely a personal attack at this table right now there are two stoners there might be a poseur there might be a medic there might be a narc time for your next final exam this one is a spelling bee Oh who wants to go first me your word is psychedelic now you get to pick a ghost next word is pharmaceutical all right we're gonna start with P age a RM okay your word H say it again slower you're aware this is my show methamphetamine you can say you know the word method but you can say it for yourself [Laughter] gerrae your word is debauchery deef be a you CH ery Shawn see your word is paraphernalia oh no I'm gonna doing a thing the little kids do H alright one last one yeah your word is tetrahydrocannabinol THC by te tra hyd our great great job guys company give yourselves a pat on the back that was hard and we only got one word right out of it and it was debauchery all right close your eyes I want to talk to any remaining stoners open your eyes who would you like to send home close your eyes now I want to talk to the gnarrk gnarrk who would you like to know about close your eyes I want to talk to the medic who would you like to save [Music] everyone wake up we were day studying this time you were cramming for a 5 p.m. final everyone on top of each other and then guess who rolled in the stoners they came in with an espresso edible that's how they loop you in they were like hey this will help you one of you fell for it Kyra you were expelled you can't say anything you can't say anything care I need you to go on up to the VIP Cabana great you spelled debauchery right I knew from the get-go they were gunning you know I'm gonna lay some cards on the table here ok whoever else isn't a STONER it means there's potentially three stoners there's two Sooners and deposal there's three of us versus two of us okay so we gotta focus that's all I wanna say and I think you're definitely I think you're hot reflux tested someone not looking 30 seconds uninterrupted about why you're not I mean I'm not high you would know if I mean I think for sure Paris I mean she's that drawing is pretty crazy me all right 30 seconds ago for everyone close your eyes and we'll never do a blind vote your hand out in front of you raise it if you believe chad is high trans down your eyes Chad I'm sorry you have been expelled what were you I'm very high and no not maybe definitely nice I've ever been went from like never smoking to smoking the hugest you can I was done this is your final presentation but you're not quite sure which classes for did you make this poster presentation in a blackout you're pretty sure you've never seen this collection of images before in your life but you must now deliver a one-minute presentation where you clearly state the subject matter involved this is a presentation hello health class if you eat apples and oranges you will not end up like her or him reach for the stars and you can have anything you want as long as you think positively again you won't end up probably in a home being mistreated and not taken care of so as long as you just eat fruits veggies reach for the stars okay so what do we know about PEMDAS okay the parentheses exponents multiplication division addition subtraction this is the system in which you use math make sure to spread out make sure to use everything you have when you're working on a project in math class when you're working on something you don't have to you know stick to the little area they gave you in the box so it kind of some more paper spread out do long division you know what I mean use your space if it's gonna help you okay and honestly you know people say this is kind of hard right math English we can't get along no you guys you took it away that was my minute today I'll be talking about evolution as you can see people will evolve from being a floor sitting person you get a chair you get a slightly nicer chair when you wear a suit it's the natural order of things here we have some dinosaurs this is a little fish man and also hello do you remember sorry do you remember how fish were first and then they started walking and they development can you help me well the fish were first and then they got little legs and they got little lunch yeah you remember do you have any final comments before we go into this after this everyone's invited for my house [Laughter] stoner who would you like to kill great close your eyes now I want to talk to you the narc who would you like to know about your eyes medic who would you like to save everyone wake up it's 7:00 a.m. you're all in the cafeteria cramming a STONER walks up this time by themselves they say hey do you want an espresso bean and you say you know because you've learned from all the senseless expulsion z' around you you guys have saved yourself in this round you can make your medic no one has been expelled it is still the four of you you have one more round what do you guys think I think he's a STONER why I heard a rustling again for the second time how convenient that we were chatting about childbirth and then this guy says yeah that was my minute yeah you didn't have to do anything I mean that's a good point how convenient if we're looking at the last challenge I will say fruits and vegetables and that wasn't a fruit that was a planet and so and so I understand being put under the gun I just wanted to air it yeah I wanted to air that because I do think that was a little bit so do you think that Paris is okay then Zack you have 36 I have too good of luck to get stone in this round I didn't want to Paris has had really abstract concepts this whole time kind of bouncing around between fruits and planets falling down fabulous exactly creativity THC they going in and tu t are a hy d are it's true all right you guys are going to vote this is the make-or-break round the stoners in a change it you guys can go right now and if you don't vote to send Zach out of the game then you can pick someone else okay dominate so everyone close your eyes raise your hand if you think zach is stone alright everyone put your hands down eyes open exact you are still in the game you are not expelled the floor is open again I accuse Paris yes and second it you're wrong we all agreed upon that League right 30 seconds uninterrupted look this is a great picture I'm a creative girl very smart good at drawing I think that you all are jealous can't draw an image Wow this fab so great but that was a strong rebuttal everyone close your eyes we will now blindly vote Paris raise your hand if you think Paris is high put your hands down eyes open parasu been expelled I'm so sorry what were you [Music] [Applause] we're going in on my drawing Santa with a high drawing it was fabulous drawing an iconic boy the boots the legs the fit the glasses do another round here you go guys eyes closed stoner who would you like to expel great it's closed narc who would you like to know about okay eyes closed medic who would you like to save okay eyes closed everybody wake up yesterday one of you alone opened up your backpack and inside was a brick of weed and you thought I've never tried this before oh my god you picked up the brick of weed and you put it in the trashcan because you have learned from those around her not to do drugs during finals week horrible place to start oh I could get into how it got in there but we don't have time let's just say you open up your bag okay you are all safe the three of you are still alive some of you have information some of you don't yes go okay you have to be the stuff you're the stoner big-time big-time that's a bull you're the whole person don't you have 30 seconds I just think I'm being back into a corner because I don't know these guys they're best friends they've been we are best friends as allies they agreed that they couldn't vote on each other I heard them they're bullying me they're pushing me into the corner Wow well everyone close your eyes we're now gonna do a blind vote if you think zach is high raise your hand hands down eyes open Thank You Finn expelled what were you down down okay Katie what were you I suppose you are on the stoners team you're supposed to be taking the heat off of the stoners at every turn by pretending to be high yourself Katie has lost the game to displaying her own baby weight I am a little embarrassed I kind of knew coming in here that somehow I was gonna fail and everything and it came true hello Ali talk about all those times we were pretending to be high during the game I was not oh did you [Laughter] [Music] did you like that episode of paranoia well there's a whole season coming to drop out sign up 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Channel: CollegeHumor

Views: 1,477,113

Rating: 4.8547726 out of 5

Keywords: Collegehumor, CH originals, comedy, sketch comedy, internet, humor, funny, sketch, school, mysteries, presentations, manipulation, spelling, math, charts and graphs, sex, birth, evolution, drawings, marijuana, pot, stoned, drugs, games, game shows, narcs, citizens, posers, finals week, self-portrait, bat body, werewolf, i’m freaking out, slow, meth, expelled, order of operations, sex ed, pemdas, do you remember, cafeteria, high drawing, a brick of weed, citizens win, katie loses, tests, studying, paranoia

Id: ck1JW-_G2Yc

Length: 24min 58sec (1498 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 20 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/Ezra_Pound_]

This seems like a cool premise for a show, but I’m really looking forward to seeing an episode where it all runs smoothly. If Katie had been playing her part properly it could have been a lot more interesting.