- Get on the ground! (laughing) - Sh! - 420 baby! - Finally, I have been
so stressed out lately. I just need something to calm me down and chill me out. (dramatic music) - Totally, yeah. All right look, I got OG kush. I got silver haze, I got train wreck. - Okay, train wreck is gonna be a little too intense for me, I
guess I'll go with OG kush. - Sh, stop. Do not make a decision yet. My partner works at a dispensary. I have so much stuff for us to try. - Okay, you got any Indicas? - Uh, yeah, totally.
Indicut off your arms. We also have everyone
knows all your secrets haze and what you're doing is illegal kush. Oh also, OG trinoble. - Trinoble? - Yeah, it's kinda like a
really like sleepy high, just like really relaxing. - Do you have anything like rainbow dream? (laughing) - Are you serious? No, no, I don't have
anything like that hard. Honestly, that was crazy
that you even asked for that. - Any Setevas? - Hell yeah, here, this one is perfect. Really mellow, but you
can still get a lot done. - Oh! Perfect, that's exac-
worst way to die kush? - Yeah, it's like really heady. - How 'bout something more
in the euphoric realm? - Oh, totally, here you will love we will pluck out your
eye with toothpicks perp. - No. - This is your biggest mistakes kush. Uh-oh, everyone can hear your thoughts. You forgot how to speak haze. We've got OG wow your
hands really are big. And a Spike Lee joint. - Oh that sounds good! - Starring Mel Gibson. - Oh nevermind. - Let's see, lost both your
feet in a car accident kush. Pussy vomit. Your heart will stop, not
his isn't just the name of the strain, your heart
will actually stop kush. The LA times. - That's just the newspaper. You're supposed to read it not smoke it. - What? This has been getting me high as fuck. - Is there any strain that isn't named after an ailment or a disaster? - Of course, I have (motor revving). - How did you do that? - Then I also have CBDB. - That's not gonna get you high. - OG wet dog food. - Smells like ass. - Uh, my ass. - Oh no, that was it. - My personal ass. OG my ass. - Should have seen that coming. - My ass kush. - Rule of threes. - Based on the Kush by Saphire. - That weed is based on a book? - Maya Gangelou. - That's disrespectful. - Wop-bop-a-loo-bop-a-whop-bam cannabis. - Why? - Grant O'Brien. How did he get? Anyway. This was in somebody's colon. - Ah! - Daddy danky. - Gross. - Dogfish head, 90 minute IPA. - Boring. - Star Trek into the Dankness. - That's nerd shit. - Rat poison. - That's just rat poison! - Oo, good eye. - And the Denver nuggets. - Is that mellow? - No he got traded. - No, I'm asking you- not the player. (sighing) Okay, look, I thought it would be fun to get high at the office, but clearly I was wrong. These names are really bumming me out. - Yeah, I get that. I know where Katie keeps her cocaine. - Oh I'm down.
