Americans React To Al Murray - How Global Finance Works!

[Music] this is how the world of global Finance works yeah because we're currently in the hands of the markets and who are the markets a bunch of appalling baskets you know women prepared to hang out with them right that's who [Music] this is how it works Monday morning London Stock Exchange the lad's coming all right there Gary how are you [ __ ] doing ah pretty weekend Keith have you heard of that place called Bristol we went up there we smashed all the [ __ ] windows it's awesome fantastic yeah no one even noticed and they get out the financial times to look at the figures in Monday morning's Financial time so they can get Reckoning use their economic powers to begin Reckoning now now everyone knows Monday morning's figures in Monday's Financial Times They can't be Monday mornings figures can they that's impossible because no trading has occurred on Monday Morning Has it yeah so there can't be Monday's figure so obviously they're Friday nights figures yeah now's wheel no there's no way there Friday nights figures because no one does a stroke of work on Friday if it could possibly I was in their Thursday's figures now everyone knows you don't do on Thursday what you put off what you did on Wednesday yeah which you decided to do on Tuesday which you were told to do on [ __ ] Monday so Monday morning figures and Financial Times Obviously last Monday's [ __ ] figures they've been no relevance to today they're probably from last month last year 10 years ago not even 25 years ago when a volcano went off who knows what Reckoning they've got nothing to do with today tomorrow next week next month 10 years down the line but they use them anyway as their guide have a look oh well what'd you written Gary I reckon tins going up yeah I think that's probably going out what about copper yeah copper or Gap as well what about um them derivatives yeah I don't know what they are mate but let's [ __ ] buy something now so they've done their recording they've now got to get someone to believe in them they go see the boss they knock on his door oh come on in chaps how are you doing fantastic great to see you bloody marvelous currently coming in okay so have you had a look yeah okay well you know they're not this morning's figures so tell you what um I reckon cops going up tins going up ring Pharmaceuticals are pretty good bet I think some of those derivatives as well chaps though I'll be honest with you I have an odd simple clue what they [ __ ] you got okay so so should we do that okay right I'll tell you what I'll call my brother at the bank he believes anything I tell him it's fantastic but he'll lend me the money we can get cracking jolly good let's carry on yeah so they go out the trading floor and they get going and I buy some red copper please send me that tin please someone empty revenues no no mate no not a clue but I need some anyway right enough it goes up it goes the market becomes confident up it goes It goes up the foot she goes up yet none of you know what that [ __ ] it is it's on the news every night you go all right and you don't know what it is do you back back bro facts when I was younger those little [ __ ] things in the corner the like the Dow yeah I don't know what the [ __ ] they got over there but bro it's [ __ ] don't you guys work in stocks and [ __ ] yes I don't how's that life I see it every day isn't it like is it because I've always wondered too who decides like what's going up and what's not do you guys Gather in a [ __ ] Circle and like the hedge funds right but how what's the process you're you're in a room and like what are you discussing I don't discuss anything I just I process it oh okay so you're like the back the back yeah I'm back office I always wondered that is a BS is it by chance do they do they like influence it you understand what I'm saying like by what they put out there just none of it makes any sense to me and the same people win all the time influences it though insider trading that's what you'd like to think that everything because that's what I think everything is like outside events can influence it no the only outside of influences is like the government and interest rates but you know right yeah like like a war oil will go up you know [ __ ] like that but I'm saying like I don't know I'm just I'm just saying and I feel like a lot of them are in on it like they know oh so inside it's like rules to be and not for me just look at Pelosi right our girl yeah all didn't she make like hundreds of Millions on the it's better than Warren Buffett apparently her husband did oh yeah come on I'm sorry 100 million dollars sorry come on buying the stocks of the of the uh of the medical organization that just so happened to create the jab I'm waiting for uh Nancy Pelosi's husband's book like Warren Buffett if I would have made 200 million dollars investing that [ __ ] the IRS would be at my door a day before I made that money that's all I'm saying where'd you get your information from that's all I'm saying oh he gave it to you oh you [ __ ] yourself they put me away they bring me and ask me questions and that's it that's why this [ __ ] stock [ __ ] Bro [ __ ] no one does so up it goes an hour of brisk trading as they say in the financial World occurs yeah and then the phone rings on the line it's Frankfurt the bus in Frankfurt the most important money market on Continental Europe that's right the Germans are calling foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] thank you is that you Fritz [Music] and I'd just like to point out like Gemma before we go any further that is actually his name right he's he's called Fritz it isn't some clumsy stereotype I banged you just to bounce you along to this section of the show he's called Fritz that's his name right are you okay right that's his name Fritz Fritz messersmith now [Music] it's on extension 109 okay ah hello find England business Etc they're good hey does yeah foreign the guys on the canonies and these and shines inside let's come to how the Earth come to house oh yeah full spell come to houses [Music] can we now talk about this can we not talk about the [ __ ] finals it's coming home as my boy was saying bro he's talking about the [ __ ] Germany one they want that scarred me when I was a child that's the only thing that's I'm understanding about 25 of this whole German she's singing It's coming home yes yeah that's crazy that's all I understood I don't know how he does this [ __ ] for his accents are on point Argentina oh yeah how can I help mate oh yeah they're good they're good they're good listeners well actually mate we reckon it's going up don't we yeah yeah yeah to me that Mark is confident listen to it it's going up listen listen fantastic my hair back there yeah you happy with that yeah this is the good England thank you thank Christian hey Brazil sieben Einsteins [Applause] [Music] hangs up now [Music] okay then he then goes he goes onto the training floor of the Frankfurt burst gets his mates together yeah um uh hair heinkel here dornier how young because yeah um frail line Tiger tank look it's all right it's all I [ __ ] know about Germany right so but and he assembles his fights and he says he still gives him the good news mate finding happiness London it's good to smoke in my final say guess there's flowers so up it goes up it goes in Germany it's called right oh because it's the record in London and Frankfurt believe them you see Logics that simple right Global Finance what they reckon they believe happy goes right four hours of brisk trading as they like to say proceed right and the phone rings yeah on the line ladies and gentlemen it's Tokyo oh I'm gonna be good here we go no [ __ ] I wanted to hear the Tokyo one bro ah damn that was good that was good how he learned it he knew better I don't think he cares but like that was funny that would have been 21. hilarious [ __ ] not doing it yeah is he gonna do it not thank you guys are gonna do it he's gonna do it you persuaded me I'll tell you what I'll tell you what I'll do to give you that disoriental flavor you should desperately crave splash of soy sauce you seem to need so so urgently but what I'll do I'll do it just for you I'll do it in the style of a heavily dubbed kung fu movie okay okay so we're in we're in Germany the phone rings oh Deutschland yeah hello [Laughter] oh Tokyo yeah in the land of the Rising Sun wondering whether you a Teutonic trading partner could tell us whether it is going up they're spotting oh reckon they're just going down master bro and shooting I did not quite catch that I did it oh no Tokyo here [Music] listen carefully Franklin yeah [Music] we wish to know whether you reckon it's just going up or whether you reckon it is going down [Music] and we need this information as quickly as possible [Laughter] [Applause] it is yeah so our friend Mr Adam I'll be wagon mama that's his name that's what I've called him right Adam so I'm not going to call him he goes onto the training through of the Japanese stock market he gets his mates together Henry Honda Mike Mitsubishi Nigel Nintendo Yamaha and he passes on the good news gentlemen you get a picture anyways going up in London you see lands it's going up in London then it goes up in Frankfurt then it goes up in Tokyo because it's going around the world because we're working in London they reckon that too in Frankfurt they now believe it in Tokyo up it goes to see boys Global Finance yeah four hours of brisk trading in the Tokyo Stock Exchange floor pass and then there's a phone call on the line it's San Francisco and now they're tough yeah very agreeable oh you got it nah bro that's crazy hello friend of the fault line reckon is just going up today Master thanks very much so it goes up in San Francisco she's gone at London yeah Frankfurt Tokyo San Francisco you see boys yeah San Francisco then he gets on the line he calls New York hello New York City at San Francisco here who the [ __ ] what a [ __ ] are you gonna [ __ ] caught me on my [ __ ] phone you [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm gonna [ __ ] you and they're gonna [ __ ] the [ __ ] I [ __ ] you with and then you'll be [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] understand me we are very friendly I just want to let you know [ __ ] you I like that yes no that has to be the most accurate one between that and the Japanese one we are not friendly you [ __ ] oh we're very friendly we're not friendly we're not friendly the number one phrase besides like [ __ ] now is like suck my how many people say that [ __ ] over here huh yeah I think girls say that over here if you say it somewhere else which is very confusing it is very confused no bro New Yorkers like right I [ __ ] with my city but they're not nice if you're walking down the street and you stare someone in the eye they're gonna look at you and be like what the [ __ ] are you doing exactly yeah that's like most of New York yeah I would like the exception of no they're gonna do it everywhere no maybe not it's mostly yeah right yeah it's mostly like that but everybody in Manhattan is too miserable to talk to you let's be honest they're going to do their job and like just yeah they look like zombies walking across the street but that's true you [ __ ] [ __ ] that's we love that phrase we say it all the time that's all we say yeah always say [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] Jessica New York City gets his mice together listen you [ __ ] [ __ ] no no you get that [ __ ] going up we're going to [ __ ] [ __ ] town today it's [ __ ] going up why can't you say you [ __ ] no way up you [ __ ] telling me it's [ __ ] going at you you [ __ ] [ __ ] I'll tell you what I have to [ __ ] you now cause you're trying to [ __ ] me I'm gonna [ __ ] you before you [ __ ] me I promise you you're gonna [ __ ] me cause you know I'm gonna [ __ ] you cause I'm gonna [ __ ] you twice and then you'll be twice [Music] [ __ ] I might as well [ __ ] you or three times then you won't even be able to [ __ ] me cause I'd have [ __ ] you a fourth time for that [ __ ] four or five [ __ ] times over before you even think about [ __ ] me you [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] understand me you [ __ ] [ __ ] do we [ __ ] understand each other you [ __ ] [ __ ] so I think I was in New York all over the world he's going up in London I've tried it's going up in Frankfurt it's going up in Tokyo San Francisco and New York City up it goes yeah the Market's confident every now and again there's a plaintiff phone call hello there at foreign [Music] [Music] and then it crashes all of a sudden now no one knows why nobody knows why no one right economic Cycles tend to be about 15 12 years they're getting shorter now between boom and bus getting down to seven or eight years yeah I mean the longest ever and was uh 25 years after the Corn Laws were repealed and if you ask pops about that after the show they'd be able to finish happy days are you Mr Gladstone now the thing is [Music] the only coming to Crimea didn't they pops now the thing is the thing is no one knows why these Market crashes happen because no one wants them to it's no one's favor but they happen anyway when suddenly they have what they call a Readjustment where they realize they've been paid far too much money for the pigs obviously playing far too much money for right and no one knows now I reckon I know right because it's economics I can reckon what I want right by accident random fight yeah what happened one Monday morning the lads come bowling in all right Gary yeah fantastic weekend we set fire at this place called siren sister [ __ ] amazing now and they noticed in the open plan office there's a cubicle at the end and in the cubicle is their boss striking a tragic silhouette smoking a tragic cigarette looking terribly terribly dejected they think oh Crush what's that with a gap what so they go down the look they're doing themselves in you're right Governor well actually uh no no chats I mean thanks for asking very kind yeah I understand you um yeah I heard about scientists you know I own it [Music] foreign you know how my father also owns the top right hand corner of Scotland well we went shooting at the weekend it was quite fantastic beautiful David lovely lovely lovely shooting bagged a few graphs couple of times again lovely time but trouble is um I left the handbrake off on uh one of the Land Rovers and he rolled downhill and ran over my favorite uh black labrador Yeah well yeah you know the one whose name I can't use in the workplace and the thing is hahaha [Music] I can't even put in an email anymore the filter will pick it up lose my job the thing is I love that dog I bloody love that dog and you know I'm really sad about it it's making me very down I reckon today for me is going to be down down down down down down I reckon today for me is a down day just down down down down down well I'm going down today that's what I reckon now one of the other legs walked past your office here's this here's the boss saying down down down down down that's what I reckon yeah and he doesn't believe it right yeah he's gone from credit yeah to doubt to debt he thinks [ __ ] we've got shift this stuff yeah get rid of that copper I gotta get rid of that tin all those derivatives no I never knew what they were and I don't want them anymore the market crashes it spreads like wildfire yeah the gout creeps and spreads and the whole thing Falls in on itself word reaches Germany nine that's an unglobly voice [Applause] word reaches Tokyo [ __ ] oh my God I don't believe it's San Francisco you [ __ ] [ __ ] and that giant Merry-Go-Round of money ladies gentlemen none of us get to ride we don't even get to listen to the music comes off its tracks yeah the tail that's wagging the dog yeah comes off crashes into lives economies jobs and lays waste to everything that everyone holds here and it's all chopped off by one final plaintiff phone call hello there uh what do you mean you want to have a [ __ ] money back and that ladies and gentlemen the world Global Financial system thank you yeah I don't know why I went to school for this [ __ ] I could have learned how to watch this [ __ ] video yeah that's exactly what happens I'm [ __ ] convinced convinced I like his uh Theory you [ __ ] [ __ ] cause you like the actions that's all you like um ah that [ __ ] was funny as hell bro Al Murray is like that nerdy teacher who's funny and uses intelligence to to like into comedy you know what I'm saying like yeah he like his topics are like intelligent topics but turn comedy yeah where otherwise you'd be boring like who the [ __ ] wants to hear comedy about [ __ ] Finance the most boring class you know yeah which is [ __ ] genius um wait this was one of the videos that they said was the best one from him this was yeah amazing it was like the third or fourth video we would watch from him but I mean you guys have probably seen this before so let us know what you thought uh I think the New York one was pretty inaccurate what do you guys think I don't think it was true I think we're we're no I think we're genuine soft people that never used a [ __ ] word [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up okay I think [ __ ] our favorite word I think it's our favorite word I think of New York yeah it's a word we add for no reason yeah you notice like you don't we don't even we use it to emphasize things yeah you know like you're [ __ ] stupid you could have said you're stupid the greatest phrase is you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] I've been saying that for the past four or five years you're you're a [ __ ] I never understood what it meant but it's like you add a verb but you're using it as a noun uh just throw a [ __ ] in there you know it makes everything more I don't know powerful emphasize it yeah you [ __ ] uh okay thank you guys up to the channel um for more Al Murray for more everything else um [ __ ] you I'll put that don't say that to him they're [ __ ]

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Length: 26min 2sec (1562 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 14 2022