The Darkest Yoshi Dorkly Bits (Compilation)

time to begin our quest baby Mario freeze dirtbag step away from that missing dunk from a bird you were gonna eat that baby weren't you you've got damn molest asaurus rex alright calm down kid I'll be there in a second I know I know look I'll be there in one second things I do for you you better make it up to me when you're older hey buddy don't think we're gonna make this one so buddy come on pass them along yeah I might just go ahead and do the next level myself what why uh no reason just feel like I'm on a roll gotta keep the ball rolling ha don't be silly we all need to chip in and walk I should go look I don't know what you're trying to pull here mister but I see oh she's got to work together if we're gonna save this kid you're shedding we don't shed I don't know are your parents siblings or something what don't be ridiculous my mom is my dad's mom Wow um listen I don't know if I'm comfortable leaving a baby with someone of Europe health how dare you judge so are you gonna hand them over we're just gonna keep goofing around did you just die you're in charge if you're gonna die I don't see what that has to do with anything give me the baby wait here I'll be right back oh okay I see how it is good man you don't want to go in the Dare oh sure sure go on then go have a big fun adventure I'll be waiting out here by myself are you mad you're mad aren't you no no no not at all you know I just thought we were partners now I know the truth come on man I just don't want you at getting a hug hurt your words have hurt me more than any lava monster could you know my people raised you we found you as a baby and cared for you and you turn around and treat us like this all right that right that right you want me to be real I hatched you like a five a minutes ago you're not even house trained yet I'm the one who has to pay if you take a luigi on the carpet oh well excuse me for a Luigi you know number two well excuse me for having to go to the bathroom every now and then after you make me eat a sentient cactus okay now it's a my fault for a feeding you know it's your fault for being an idiot who can't keep his girlfriend safe for two seconds you fat Goomba Goomba is in the Italian slur not the little mushroom bad guy yeah who's the outside [ __ ] now huh I am come on tell me what I want to hear he sent me Mario yeah how's it taste now you wait out here well I save the day [Music] [Music] ah listen I'm really really sorry about this I'll totally pay for all the damage we don't need to get our insurance companies involved God my back Oh somebody call an ambulance come on I barely hit you oh it hurts so bad look let's just exchange information it was like all of my vertebrae's are herniated are you serious I don't even think you have a spine well that'll be for the court to decide walnut oh you can take me to court we need to get up there and testify that I you're an ass oh you know what the more you argue about it the more it hurts my back in fact it's starting to act up right now Wow you know what yeah let's take this for it that's great that's great you know what you stay still [Music] you [Music] [Music] honey I got news I found a baby why the hell is that in our home he fell from the sky I think we should take care of him you know help him out we're past due on this month's bills as it is unless you got a raise wait a minute why aren't you at work I'm I was gonna tell you you lost your job at the factory it's my boss he had it out for me it's always something with you we're broke and all you can do is give us another mouth to feed he needs our help I need your help Yoshi jr. needs your help we don't have money for groceries I'm gonna have to cook my own eggs to make sure your son has something to eat you know I could have married Geoff Wainwright but I didn't I chose to stay oh great here she goes again Geoff Wainwright the bigshot who owns three tanooki suit outlets chef provides for his family yeah he's providing something all right what's that supposed to mean look at jr. am i fat stupid maybe that's why I want to help out this kid finally feel like I have a baby who was actually mine then go beat that baby's father because you're no father to Yoshii jr. never around no money you're nothing but dead weight get out fine we're gone good riddance oh my god he left that was close he's gone Jeff now it can be the three of us like a real family Papa Jeff has made a big mistake [Music] hey easy what the head punches fatso I'd like to see you do this you got the easy job I'm the one who has to do the hard stuff we're Cape Sakic shells explore the castle well why don't we switch places and see we're all right hop on not so fast shoes only shoes only this isn't so bad and my so whether a new Yoshi go eat a cactus all right can I get a fork eat it with your tongue [Music] let's go speed it up right [ __ ] I think I'm bleeding internally do we have here [Music] man I feel sweet you're alive how is it possible okay maybe I had deserved these you

Channel: Dorkly

Views: 4,520,385

Keywords: Dorkly, dorkly yoshi, dorkly compilation, dorkly mario, dark mario, dark nintendo, dorkly bits, dorkly bits yoshi, dorkly bits mario, funny nintendo memes, funny nintendo, nintendo parody, yoshi parody, funny gaming animations, gaming animations, sprite animation, mario and yoshi, yoshi's island, wtf nintendo, yoshi, mario, snes

Id: eqjPlE4xfEM

Length: 8min 49sec (529 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 13 2019