Mega Man Dies At The End - The Complete Saga

[Music] so i've got you now you mechanical menace where is she the girl's in a cage where she belongs any last words [ __ ] just one rush now [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] [Music] so mega man i haven't heard that name in years my employer has a proposition for a man with your unique ability mega man you got the wrong guy it's just man now well if you see him tell him he'll be handsomely rewarded for one last job maybe you didn't hear me you got the wrong guy have it your way oh and one last thing if you see mega man tell him we know where she is roll hey tell your boss he'll do it okay but uh i'm really supposed to hear it from him it's me i i'm i'm mega man oh i was confused because before you said yeah i was doing a thing gotcha leave the cash little boy blue has lost his shoe i'm told you know where to find it you uh you must be mega man huh [Music] little boy blue has lost his shoe i'm told you know where to find it you uh you must be mega man huh ah so you recognize me nah the boss told me to be on the lookout for i'm an idiot and your boss is that's none of your business you're taking your orders from me now i don't take orders from anyone i'm a lone wolf a loose cannon i'm a short fuse and a house of candles you're taking my orders fair enough [Music] so who's the mark what are we looking for i'm looking for the bartender damn it where is she lunatic we haven't started yet there's three abilities that you're gonna need to pull this job off and nobody's gonna just hand them over to you you're gonna meet me in these locations for more information so get used to seeing my ugly mug i wasn't gonna say anything oh yeah you think i'm ugly no i uh bartender let me get a shirley temple splash of lime slow down that party animal okay let me get a bottle of scotch he doesn't like you i'm sorry i don't like you either i like you hey this one's not worth the effort right son of a [ __ ] wow do you think you might have overreacted a little there yeah um here's the thing i have what you call prior convictions so i'm gonna have to get out of here i'll see you next week cool wait but you had like four thousand dollars worth of drinks thanks buddy me just uh grab my wallet uh out of my car [ __ ] oh look who it is you're late actually i'm 10 minutes early no what no well it was daylight savings like two months ago hmm the one of the prices never on anyway today's mission requires some expensive toys what are we talking motorcycles rocket launchers look up buddy baby maybe the little guy doesn't look like much to you but damn if he doesn't have hut when katrina struck that balloon-loving rebel single-handedly escorted seven white families to safety he's the best silent flyer there is silent flying that could be useful just the white families huh you know it's [ __ ] that mongoose firing missiles target hit that was a mistake agreed hey i've been meaning to ask you left me at the bar the other night with a pretty big bill and uh i'll get back to you after i take out this balloon supremacy what are you doing same thing same thing i need that power you fall phil both die you know what my favorite season is i don't know perfectly right winter fall [Music] hey close one right man it got pretty uh pretty crazy back here [Music] rush now bad dog i'm ready to go what are we driving today tanks tanks sound good no no no tanks you're doing this one solo really no tanks i said no tanks this is the hangout of the bomberman's right-hand toads pimple and rash you need to take them down and find out where the bomberman is and where do i find these skin challenge toads in that smelly garbage cave over there with all the diapers [Music] i think i should probably use the jet do it or i'm gonna crush you with this that i'm clear hey uh you think i can get a swig of that ooh sorry buddy fresh out yeah you ever notice how yellow toads are always kicking like this look out here it comes huh yeah but green toes man green toes are always more like push [ __ ] oh [ __ ] and i notice these things daily rush now bad dog yo blue guy we see your ass in there huh the dog you can have the dog out of the bushes all right i didn't want to interrupt because this is like one of those comedy jam things right yeah nice try fool no no no hold on i can understand the mistake i was on fire back there yeah but i mean pimple you real funny in conversation and stuff but going pro man that's like a whole other thing you don't think i can do it it figures you spoiled trust fund baby you know you just dogging cause you drive too slow and your wife don't give it up now don't you go talking about my wife [ __ ] son everybody knows she got warts why are you even seven when you're talking about my drive [ __ ] just got real where's the bomberman if if i tell you you let me go right spit it out he's through the tunnels you can take those cars straight to him great one last thing you're toast toast [ __ ] said totes man i ain't bad i'll give you that that ain't a bad [ __ ] ah what the hell [Music] instantly regret doing that gross [Music] and tonight you're all going to be part of a social experiment your vessels have been rigged to blow sky high if anyone tries to escape you all die should you decide well it's the fastest time yet well well it appears i have a visitor and who might you be my little blue friend i'm the guy come here i said i'm coming for you well i hope you don't plan to drop below 80 kilometers per hour unless you like exploding [Laughter] kilometers i prefer the metric system you madman toodaloo you blue [ __ ] yeah we're just a no-good damn it i had a good one excuse me is lincoln street coming up soon what the hell how did you get here i need cat food and the shop on lincoln has those yellow baskets i like i can't stop if i go under 80 kilometers this madman will kill us all kilometers he prefers the metric system that's sick bastard i know you're bad what are you doing i've already tried no big deal what are you doing here i'm on that mission that you gave me you're still doing that nice sweet ride how many kilometers do you get on that thing listen guts man listen very carefully uh-huh yeah hey have you ever youtubed funny cats three oh i love that one focus i need you to get in close and take this innocent woman to safety okay hey so i have a priors i gotta get out of here because uh because of the priors yikes [Music] boom so we meet again bomberman i'm sorry we've never met sure we have you were one of wiley's eight master robots that conquered your stage that wasn't me hey bombarina i was about to order a pizza i was wondering if you wanted anything and if you'd pay for it hey mega m long time no see buddy do i know you it's me bob man we duked it out ages ago and now we're totally cool not bringing any bells come on that was in the first game cut man you've aged horribly enough move even 2.54 centimeters and you'll find that my forgettable friend here is also quite handy with bombs sayonara rematch nice if you if you still ordered the pizza give me a pepperoni this is just me and you mono imano deadly robot deadly wrap [Laughter] do you guys still have those cinnamon sticks [Laughter] oh no i've done it this time here i come brother we'll get hammered at that great taco stand in the sky like my diarrhea that was pretty explosive oh no oh no no no oh no no not now oh no [Music] chug it's your friend guts man oh god your breath smells terrible and we're not friends oh we're not i kind of thought we had something special but you say we're not friends it's different because we uh no no we're we're friends we're uh pretty good friends yeah best friends why are you in my house your next target was spotted at the bar just a few minutes ago this might be our only chance to nab him and your bestest friend in the whole wide world guts man is coming with you i know just how to handle this yeah thank you thank you that's our man right over there now's your chance go get him nice to meet you no it can't be rock you came back for me cindy you know i still have that flower you gave me don't try to talk it bloomed just as the sun rose lighting up the space pirate corpses we left on talon five you said our love was the flower in the darkest of crapples what happened rock i would have only disappointed you i'm no good for you cindy i was thinking the same thing i'm pregnant cram you in there come on get in there oh damn it cindy just get that last leg in there godspeed cindy [Music] this is it maker let's find out why i'm here this is it mega man the big job are you ready to roll rock we're no longer friends yo you why exactly am i here what am i gonna find in this place i don't know buddy my mission was to get you this far what about roll after the job say uh did you really mean what you said about not being friends cause because i got us one of those friendship rings you know like see this one's mine and this one's yours see because because we're buddies the kick butt oh you gotta go that's yeah you can just pick it up later that that's cool [Music] so gross what was that hey i just bet chicken's 20 bucks that he couldn't eat a whole jar of mustard he's going for it we can't miss this this is it mega let's find out why i'm here no no no it can't be it's me dr wily freeze [Music] end of the road pal my god mega man is trying to rescue wiley look that viking is having sex with a blue hamster nuh-uh we're breaking out yeah we'll break it out first i'm gonna have sex wait what what oh [ __ ] so that's the plan how do we get out of here we're not going anywhere i need answers well can i at least get my lucky i don't just kill you here is this about that whole me trying to enslave the world with robusting grow up man that was years ago [Music] you're sure about this this guy might be a little crazy but he'll get the job done that's the spirit do not interfere come on man slow down i'm like a hundred we got to work together why would i need an imminent old wriggly douchebag that's no good for anything covered i get it and hello evil genius i have hideouts all over the place that's tempting but come on wiley oh i bet you would love that mega man wiley together arch rivals now we're having good times boosting off my powers no they'll catch me for sure do you know what happens in the showers of that hell hole i'd rather you didn't tell me they make you use bar soap that crap dries out my skin like crazy well that doesn't sound so bad if i'm going to get raped on a daily basis at least give me some moisturizer you know resistance would be an exercise in futility okay we'll go quietly come on [Music] where are we is this a sewer i like to think of them as getaway tubes so you're saying that when i went through 64 master robots to get you you were hanging out yep in the sewer i'm sick of your stink old man tell me what you do with roll who is that blonde girl okay okay sorry to break this to you man but she's she's dead i said i kidnapped her just to [ __ ] with you no yeah she should have seen your face what happened to her my guys found her outside one of my badass skull castles do you think she was trying to help and just got in over her head poor roll i need to find the guy who set me up if you want to get around without alerting the 5-0 you'll need my help i'd also like to meet my liberator fine but let's hurry it smells like mac and cheese and cat [ __ ] in here hey give me that back hey guts man mega man how's the measure going buddy you son of a [ __ ] you set me up what i would never do that pal then why is the entire police force after me i don't know any more than you do hello guts man wiley hey me and the other master robots we've tried to break you out but you don't have to lie and stay out of my getaway tubes why should i trust you you kidding me we're bug buddies i'll take you to the boss myself don't believe him shoot the brick when can we leave looks like super cop is after us a cop oh no i can't have this gets the [ __ ] out of here follow me i know these tunnels like the underside of my go go go go go go [Music] where's the rest of my tunnel i thought you knew where we were going stop right there the both of you you mean the three of us damn it it wasn't me it was the phenom man hey over here look look what i'm pointing hey i'm innocent i don't care you're coming with me sweets i've always wanted to use that thing oh that was close not cool man i can't be seen with a couple of fugitives i never thought i'd say this but while he's got us covered where is wylie let's go home wiley i think i broke my legs [Music] this castle is less badass than i remember finally oh god it smells terrible in here we just came from the sewers ah home sweet ho what's all this [ __ ] columbia record club columbia record club columbia hey this one has a bill on it holy shizer didn't see these for a penny my ass hey we've really got to get going all right i've been locked up for 15 years man just let me check my electronic mail on cao l i bet he's gonna be all like you've got mail you've got mail you've got mail you've got mail you've got mega man mega man come here you gotta see this what the hell is this i think it makes soup soup i'd go for soup let's fire this baby up initiating soup look at all this crap time machine time machine sex robot time machine this place is literally riddled with time machines it split a single p it didn't even cut halfway through please insert next p not one [ __ ] email hey are you guys making soup we don't have time for this we need to get going my show's about to start we're going to have some fun show you how it's done tg we need to get going shut up it's starting and now back to nine and a half moms followed by too many babies what is this crap tgif is supposed to be on right now i've got some bad news for you my tgif no tell me urkel's doing okay sorry man it's okay at least i still have sinbad okay let's go god what is that that is what that sounds like to fly jesus christ come on you actually enjoy listening to this when you fly is there any way to turn that off [Music] [Music] yep ring the doorbell what if he's sleeping you'll wake him up yeah and pounding on the door wouldn't i'm ringing the bell yes we're here to see the boss i didn't know him i'll get him for you i don't really know the boss i've heard he's cool holy [ __ ] roll you know like red it's a trap [Music] that's man you're alive i kinda wish i wasn't so hungover right now hang in there buddy you're gonna make it take my power mega man it's the only way you're gonna i'm win a lot of robot blood uh you mean oil yeah whatever listen friend i know you're gonna make it friend maybe i'll be okay after all good cause uh we we really gotta talk about that bar tab you stuck me with black everything's going black no no no no no the tab i paid you back i'm ready with something more valuable yeah a friendship no you dick he owed me money are you ready to rock [Music] are you ready to rock [Music] it's not even boulder proofed amateur it never pays to get stoned on the job yeah tell me about it remember plant man that one was not good [Music] oh my god oh my god roll you're alive but how could you how could i what finally exact my revenge on you dick you're a dick you dick you must be delirious from the fight don't you remember how you used to treat me i'll leave right away dr light another mission i'm programmed to do a lot more than clean and i've been training too mega watch this ha hoo i'd love to take you but i just couldn't bear to see you get hurt oh oh we're out of beer i'm sorry roll the uh the toilet's clogged too and then you pushed my last button mega man wait we never talk anymore oh even i think that was cold and you you left me to die in a sewer cage it took me 12 years to chew through the bars you said she was dead yeah you should have seen your face i'll be honest i'm not totally sure i remember this broad she's a vacuum or something right she's not just a vacuum she can do all sorts of things like laundry vacuuming washing clothes cleaning the floor come on roll let's go home i've got 15 years of soil undies waiting for you at my cabin what do you say kiddo i hate you so much right now come on kill butt don't quit on me now finally get the two [ __ ] i've been waiting for that's why you hired me to pick up wiley to get revenge on the both of us i wasn't too fond of that guts man either wow you built this huh i'm impressed where do you keep the washing machine on this thing there's no washing machine that's not what it does that was close did it look like it crushed me she's getting away rush now what do you say mega will you cut your little sister some slack and let me go sorry roll i'm built for justice but with a good attorney and a few calls from yours truly i know the system will go more than easy on you i'm glad everything's finally back to normal not really we still wanted fugitives oh right and your best friend is dead and that i feel like i'm forgetting something twist prepare for death time don't shoot there's bombs all over this place we'll go peacefully just lower the gun [Music] prepare for this time don't shoot there's bombs all over this place we'll go peacefully just lower the gun cannon overheating so long robo-pig these birds are gonna fly fly what are you talking about i don't know relax fast that's not of everything we'll be safely on the ground sipping ecto coolers in no time damn it i should have calculated for the wind yeah at least we got away from that robot circle right mega man mega man that's not good i can't seem to get up from that fall if there ever was a time for a life alert this is it should be any minute should be any minute it's about time i can't move and some uh stranger managed to smile my pants wait where are you going you dick [ __ ] you life [ __ ] whoa this is my garage [Music] ah tweezers are you sure about this it's too risky doctor i'm not losing this one i win damn it it never gets any easier so what do you want i should do with this guy huh i have to throw him in a bed or something we're busy ah damn it [Music] these birds are gonna fly fly what are you talking about hello dr wily uh i was wondering if you had any work for me or uh or needed a super chill roommates uh i hope you like iguanas because i have like 30 of them i guess he's not here i'll just wait till he gets back [Music] what happened where am i i remember this place i used to play ball right over there with my head go along good throw mega son boy you got an arm like a cannon yeah pretty much daddy what's happening i know this day do you have any booze i have a craving for booze man help me out here guts man you're alive oh yeah i've always been see-through and i found this little number in chains and thanks no you idiot i'm dead dead so that means i'm dead but i've never climbed the himalayas never joined the mile high golf club i'd never tried a glass of water no no you're not you've never had a glass of water yeah i never got around to it i've always been more of a mountain dew guy you know like i was saying you're not dead yet but you are headed that way what do i have to do guts man i'm gonna get you the little kitty look at that little boy over there he's so happy carefree oh jeez girl you got more curves than a rattlesnake you know everybody does it right but nobody talks about it now what do you say we uh ditch the kid and go bend you over that stump relax relax my primitive pal i'm a married man hey dad go long still i mean you got it son further further no daddy don't go any further he can't hear you wow great throw son i'll catch it next time i swear dad i love you son daddy no daddy no still can't hear you [Music] shut up bob man you're the worst robot i ever made oh upgrade it's nice i'll just help myself to one of these he's in here somewhere search every room we have wiley i repeat the prune has been jarred put your hands out i can't do that man put them up or we will shoot i'm trying to but i can't that's it daddy i'm so sorry yeah i know it was real sad and everything trip's not over yet though [Music] senior prom nice yeah it was prom king danced my ass off and i banged the prom queen in a golden limousine your mind must be a little fuzzy that's you over there and a [ __ ] bow tie nerd rock i want to dance no i look stupid out there why don't you just go get us some punch okay you're no fun i think i saw cheesecake over there anyway kevin's dad brought butterballs rock we got a problem i know the girls want us to dance but dancing is stupid no rock listen i think somebody spiked the punch spike the punch prom date no i was totally gonna do you tonight wreck my virginity hey i don't remember going down like that i think you might have touched a bullet on that one man yikes why are you showing this to me guts man is there no end to your torture you know all your life you blamed yourself for things that were out of your control it made you into a hardened distant man kind of a kind of a dick if i'm honest that's stupid you're stupid i don't want to talk about it and we're not done yet cindy i almost forgot how beautiful she looked outside of a toilet i brought you those beers you wanted rock sweet babe put them in the cooler i love you rock yeah whatever cindy you mean samus what did i say cindy yeah cindy's good rock how do you think our kids would look oh wow well uh cindy it's kind of a little bit of a scary thing yeah this for you babe oh because our love is the flower in the darkest of uh i don't know crapples oh you're so sweet yeah i treat you good now how about you pipe down and go bend over that stump oh nice nice nice you were horrible to that girl she doesn't seem to mind what are you doing yeah she's into that hey come to think of it more of an [ __ ] i was the more i got what i wanted no no that's not what i'm trying to show you at all that was a pretty hot stump action babe i get an a plus and i'll give you a d oh rock you're too sweet babe can i get the keys of the ship anything for you thanks babe going to the titty bar the other one i'll be back that a boy [Music] oh so where are we now you ugly fat-headed whip blanket alcoholic piece of [ __ ] do you have any patience listed under rock man sorry sir nothing by that name well thanks for nothing nurse ugly sorry sorry here have a box of chocolates oh thank you they're expired but there's a coupon inside for a free box oh it's also expired this has truly been a roller coaster of emotions [Music] oh so where are we now you ugly fat headed whip blanket alcoholic piece of [ __ ] red blanket you son of a [ __ ] stupid ghost yeah keep being an [ __ ] let's see where it's gotten you so far mr [ __ ] well it's got me so far you mean a hero that's getting so lame that he has to hey what's that guy doing me name chuck me hey stay out of there you have no right to put that down that's mine what the hell are you laughing at i'm just thinking about gallagher that guy hates watermelons oh but i'm also laughing who wants to come i don't care guts man i'll take you any time any place except for saturdays let's make his time [Music] who are you what do you want from me [Applause] no no me me [Music] hey it's me cats man oh guts man i've learned the air of my ways well it's about time all along i was being too soft wait what you showed me that i have to be even more of a hard ass no no let's backtrack if i just bottle up all my emotions deep down in my stomach i'll be a ticking time bomb then if anyone gets in my way i'll just explode into an uncontrollable rage and take care of them myself what oh guts man you're a saint thank you i don't change you for the better they're gonna stop me the hell man they're gonna oh god i'm so climbing i'm trying to save you you son of a [ __ ] oh yeah i'm not totally sure what's happening right now there's no time follow me i've got you ah damn it yeah doesn't feel so good does it you know what i'm saying you hold up an igloo you're lucky to get a blanket or a bucket of blubber at best this place we should rob a diner who's going to stop us a couple of wee goombas let's do this right now i love you mommy i love you popo alright everyone stay cool this is a big [ __ ] robbery aren't the cops still after us those idiots those think we're dead once they find the bodies i planted i left the perfect lookalikes then why are we wearing these dorky outfits the undercover man just remember i'm hot carl and you're flibberty gym ew you know that's a sex move right i saw a video of a girl getting a flibbity jim grooves let's just grab some grub good idea i'm jonesing for a royale with cheese this is the same pudding we had in prison you're my [ __ ] now [Music] you need to lighten up what's your deal man i was just thinking about the miracle we witnessed miracle huh with that robot cop he was 10 feet away with a super cannon but he missed every shot oh yeah a cop with bad aim is a miracle it taught me something that's great but i got to go wash pudding out of my hair i'll never get these tangles out all right everyone stay cool this is a big [ __ ] robbery i want all your wallets in the bag or me baby seal gets it come on now in the bag what's in the case an old man's piss stained clothes that's a pile of shite open it up oh bro let him go tell that [ __ ] to be cool calm down sugar seal be cool we're all going to be like three little ice mans right now and what's ice man like he's cool fact a doodle doo now normally i would have let your asses go but i'm in a transitional phase right now when somebody has to die but first you're gonna get my wallet which one is it well it's the one that says pansy ass mama's boy hey that was a gift come on good now take the cash out and hand it over the wallet's yours great thanks i killed the penguin is that bad sugar seal no hey you got car keys eskimo joe let's ride [Music] so you you know what my favorite part of the avengers was when uh when aquaman punched that dolphin that didn't happen sure it did you must be thinking of something else i'm talking about the avengers first of all aquaman is dc he couldn't be in a marvel movie second aquaman is stupid what's his power he can swim i can swim you can sink and hello he can talk to fish how badass is that yeah sure when godzilla is destroying the city we'll call aquaman and his army of alaskan bass that sounds beautiful they'll save us all godzilla comes from the sea aquaman is the only one who can talk him down huh i guess he got a point there yeah also he wears scale pants and he can hold his breath for like like 10 minutes and you lost me again bobo help us out here you think aquaman could take down godzilla king of the monsters destroyer of tokyo man i i don't even have an opinion you gotta have an opinion nah sorry but i'm pretty sure aquaman was in the avengers aha i told you what the hell man he was wrong if it was an accident you're old you old prick accidents i love these these will go yeah to my thighs [ __ ] [Music] those people need our help quickly everyone that way go home aquaman all those people need our assistance if you would just listen to aquaman and band together we could suck aquaman cap guys wait hook knock it creatures of the sea united save your beloved aquaman let's tango [ __ ] is that all you've got to mama's boy because honestly i kind of hope it is hey what the hell you think you're doing do you mind we're trying to settle this like adults thank you go ahead looks like anteater caught himself a couple of flies all right all right uh no man this is exactly why old people shouldn't drive [ __ ] get in there well you think [ __ ] which one of these lovely ladies should go first good show us i like his style not cool this is not cool help me hello hot carl well well what do we have here hmm baby yeah that's probably a bit much what in the same hell is going on out here oh we're just talking about what you have in common with bananas and ice cream covered in whipped cream chocolate sauce and a cherry on top we're both delicious you both split are you all right no no i'm pretty [ __ ] far from all right i was next and it sounded like an old-fashioned prison hold down in there and you i didn't build you for this hard man we should probably get out of here before the cops come looking for that robot cop raping cop you know i was actually going to guess delicious too but when you said split i feel so like oh no he didn't but then yes yes you did shut up hot girl mega man we need to talk come see me soon guy dr light are you all right first off that rhymes anyway there's something i wanted to give you his grandfather clock belonged to your father during the war he had to smuggle it up his ass sometimes we take turns and i hide it up my ass this clock has been in a lot of asses and now i think it's time it went up yours this thing was up your ass that is insanely disgusting yeah guy you're gonna want to freeze it ugh yeah i've had enough of that terrible smell i'm going to the sewer ah what the hell guys we're trying to do pulp fiction over here a lot yeah we know we're not into it oh come on next we were gonna do a scene where vincent was taking a crap it'll be amazing if he teamed up with sonic oh that'd be so awesome guys guys they did that already yeah it wasn't great well i just wish it was more like sonic seriously if anything he's already too similar to sonic either way i think we can all agree here sonic is great mega man if it's your thing yeah nailed it exactly wait come on guys i've had my moments like what you know like uh a guts man for example right guts man is dead or is i am he guts man son of a [ __ ] you're alive yep maybe you want to explain how that's possible nope that's all i need to hear so you guys are gay together right yo absolutely that's disgusting disgusting what are you homophobic hey keep your laws off my body no no because we're friends and i'm pretty sure that's a pro-choice slogan hey uh hot robot orgy what the hell are you guys doing here anyway oh right we're here to x stop we're here to end you mega man why why mega man because we're bored [Music] oh good you're back it's your turn again here no i don't want to can't we just do another pulp fiction scene i hate it he went this way probably yeah i'm pretty sure everybody go this way stupid jerks they think they can outfox the master about foxy and his own game about [ __ ] ah [ __ ] they got me see you in hell i've been there that's so bad pretty kick-ass big on tuesdays actually now die wait wait that's my old buddy old pal i thought we were friends no right sorry about that man i just got caught up in the whole mob thing you know when they're all like kill mega man it's kind of intoxicating i don't blame you buddy seriously if they were all like damn murder guts man ah be on his grave yeah i would have been right there with him believe me that's pretty [ __ ] up actually we gotta find a place to hide until this heat dies down maybe they'll let us stay in that g-host house g-host house sounds accommodating let's go [Music] for some reason i don't feel safer in here i told you it was real everyone called me crazy but [Music] something's not right here maybe these guys over here can fill us in uh hey excuse me hey yeah pal i'm talking to you over here hello hey uh i know you can hear me oh god what is with this guy i don't know did you try ringing the bell really the bell i've been ringing the [ __ ] out of this thing for about boom finally some service all right listen here my man we're trying to find a good escape path and we were wondering if you could uh are you gonna talk to me you're just gonna keep covering your face there seriously i'm gonna start smashing this place up if you don't look me in the eye look if this lamp breaks it's your fault oops now guts man i'm giving this guy the business you're starting to really piss me off over here what is it this is the manager you know this has been bugging me but uh do you have ears no looks like you have little ears right there it's a bolt little monkey ears i don't have monkey ears it's a bolt well it doesn't look like a bolt looks like a set of monkey ears i see them they're at that g-host house [ __ ] out of the way it's mine is bill murray as cool in person as he is in the movies i always thought me and him would get along you know like go out golfing and maybe work in a roommate kind of situation [ __ ] up and go okay okay here tell him to email me [Music] wait a second it just hit me the g in g ho stands for ghost oh we're pretty stupid [Music] this guy's pretty sweet and it's filled with all kinds of crazy crap like check out this thing that was weird god damn it guts man if we're gonna get away from that blonde and her three kids we need to focus here listen to this [Music] ghostbusters [Music] i can't lose him how could this get any worse the hell some kind of cop is in the car so what take them to x stop take them down holy [ __ ] that was close don't worry i know what to do excuse me gentlemen but you can't just drive up into the back of my truck would you shut the [ __ ] up and upgrade the car sir i don't know what you think this is i transport live hens oh this guy's such a dick can you believe this yeah i'm on it we're gonna make it [ __ ] [ __ ] we're screwed we're gonna get caught what if we don't get caught what are you talking about let's just keep going you sure yeah [Music] [Applause] well looks like the mega boys is up to no good again seems they up [ __ ] creek without a paddle i bet they feel like a couple of long tail cats in a room full of rocking chairs these old sons of [ __ ] must be feeling hey hee-haw can we just move this along have it your way stupid impatient city folk [Applause] we we made it we made it guts man guts man no and so on now to get out of here rush now i said rush now wait oh [ __ ] rush he's probably fine he's down there on that island and he killed guts man what he's my favorite oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] what do i do what do i do mega man my son in your time of need are you that guy that can walk on water that is but one of my miracles but no matter jesus [Music] i've got you this time brother there's no getting out of this one what the heck whoa my bad uh did you know those guys yeah they're total pricks though oh rad hey so uh do you party well it depends birthday party or slumber party no no no i got uppers downers i got an ecstasy bubblegum silocyben mushroom pizza you love it dude well you only live once so did i say sunny [ __ ] man she's dead dude stunts crying like hey hey turtle bras meet the new member of our crew mega mcmuffin uh it's mega man please don't call me mcmuffin no [ __ ] this is the guy i was just telling you about so this is the guy that flushed down 1500 boxes from the columbia record club uh that's that's the guy not me hey what's going on now hey sweet weapons guys what do you uh oh god you're gonna kill me aren't you you flooded our entire hat out little blue guy okay 80s pig and army rhino the turtle mutants are dead pay up leave me out bebop go now kung fu sewer turtles is a lot less glamorous than i pictured look at this idiot my old nemesis from podiatry school eggman screw you i graduated top of my class [ __ ] i don't even want to know who's told you had to suck to get a passing grade i see you're still spotting tighty veities i see you're still an old german [ __ ] bag good to see you again it's been too long yeah it's cool you guys went to college to play with pete but we got a problem over here that blonde chick is pissed off still pretty hot though is that coming this way and there's no way out if we don't do something quick they'll kill us all are you thinking what i'm thinking together the robot thing yeah let's do that he's behind this barricade i can smell him i love it when you try to act tough [Music] man that's so good are you eating seriously just as you can touch my hand i know you're here show yourself just a second we'll be right there you're [ __ ] now give them the hammer eggman okay i'll just uh i'm gonna be honest uh i ate one of the drug pizzas and now i'm tripping balls but that is one majestic unicorn you're riding i hit you eggman is his name peaches i'm gonna call him peach time to die mega man [Music] i always thought i'd never hit a lady but kiss this oh he kissed me [Music] my mega man hood i didn't think you'd do this well but i gotta hand uh how about looks like i've got the upper hand much better carry on go ahead see you in hell mega man x stop what [ __ ] inappropriate oh no oh he's got my hair excellent let me go hey spike to meet you like you have anything better he's feeling a sharp pain he really got disappoint just call him pierced brosnan you know what those are better aren't they in fact we make a pretty great team right sonic i also ate the drug pizza what if we all band together you know i mean come on i'm not blowing smoke here i'm serious imagine if wiley and i came on board to help sonic and you guys with all your tests we could call ourselves uh we could call ourselves the blue dudes just think about it for a sec thank you yeah i'm not sharing the [Music] spotlight [Music] i'm alive i made it mega man lives at the end mega man's gonna live hey this is mike from lowbrow thanks for watching our video and be sure to click like and subscribe maybe stick around and watch all our other funny videos and ooh look at that shiny new patreon button in the middle maybe uh see what that's all about

Channel: Lowbrow Studios

Views: 270,721

Keywords: mega man, evolution of mega man, mega man 11, Mega Man dies, dies at the end, sonic, nintendo, sonic for hire, Low brow, Low Brow Studios, nintendo switch, mega man x, season 1, animation, cartoon, funny, spoof, comedy, pixel animation, pixel, mega man x ost, mega man 2 theme

Id: 2cHwES7p1Ro

Length: 62min 42sec (3762 seconds)

Published: Mon May 24 2021