My TikTok FYP Exposes Me

hello everybody I'm call me Chris and you can call me Chris um and I haven't been honest um all this time I've been giving you compliments and saying how much I like you but I don't I don't like you I love you and I just no it's okay I know you don't I know what I said is true I do do truly love and appreciate to and that's why I gotta give you those compliments every time because I don't think you know how much I really do care about you you know I do you're sitting there alone just watching me through the screen I see you I'll give you a hug oh sorry stole a little kiss it was on the cheek though we are going to be watching some tick tocks my fyp to be uh sword exact wow that's not a good start to this video yeah so let's watch that [Music] I love those toys there we go [Music] I love those toys I think you can get them from like the dollar store or whatever he goes like oh oh that was pretty good Jay if you want to get paid you have to do it right now oh when you have a shitty ear but at least you're not pregnant [Music] this year all right and to those of you who did get pregnant I'm so I'm so sorry if you had to cheat on me with one guy in the world who would it be you had to cheat oh I'm not a cheater good I don't know if anyone did cheat on but who would I I don't know that's a hard question I don't like a lot of people or else I don't never have a good thing to do with your partner oh gosh Ryan Reynolds or something you know can you imagine can you imagine you sounded like a train she wants to [ __ ] her dad dude what the she meant it I saw it in her eyes the eyes she like imagined it first she was like your dad I don't think there's any recovery after that one there's no going back after that every time he sees his dad his Daddy-o his papa his Padre he's just gonna look at him and picture him just his girlfriend I love you we'll call you in five minutes no no but buddy don't uh you don't have to call me okay good idea you call me Elf movie so much I get that to a certain degree because you're just so lonely like need to talk to somebody but I'm the opposite I like crawl into a cave and I just I just disappear into the abyss you know I really like you I like I like you doing I like it cringy ew oh yeah you know what's bad you know you're in love when you're like first no you hang up first do you hang up first Jared such a dick every day I wake up and I hope you're dead when we've been together for four straight days yeah I'm assuming they're siblings and yeah I don't live actually that's a lie I my sister lives in my basement Suite of my house you're a horrible roommate and nobody in this house likes you but um I don't like live with my siblings anymore and if I'm with them for too long now it's too much you grow to love being apart but you love them more being apart there's a I don't I hate my siblings I'm just kidding I love my siblings but they're kind of insufferable actually I'm insufferable I think they hate me I'm not an object I have a voice and something to say don't you want to be my good girl oh you know who doesn't like being called a good girl you know it's you're doing good you know is that a praise kick I don't know adjusting my nose ring mid-conversation yeah I have to do it all the time you guys probably get so annoyed because you can see my nose ring through my you want to see my nose you can't see it now but look at this it's a magic trick watch is it oh there it is this is cute do you like this this is how close we are by the way I'm letting you look up my holes oh my nostrils anyway if I'm doing this in a video I'm just turning it I'm not picking my nose okay a lot of cocaine was lost those rings are so cute right listen I may be a walking red flag but you cannot deny the fact that the quality of the fabric is excellent I love that me personally Cashmere cashmere red cashmere Oxblood red that's me that's me just kidding I'm probably like flannel like a knit flannel a candy apple red knit flower oh what was the color of the air bro her ass jiggled what did a jiggle like Chris come on you piece of [ __ ] all I can think about is that ass I can't even think of what else Jiggles well that's what your girlfriend breaks but not my fault I did everything I could and you did too also why are you still here oh that's always hard you know yeah if you're in like a relationship or situationship and it ends and you're just like I'm good I'm like inside you're just like hello darkness hmm well that's a problem but not my fault I did everything I could and YouTube thing so why are you still here oh it's the same audio Tick Tock always does that to me I like watch one video of an audio and then I get 80 000 videos but this one was my ex-boyfriend cheats on me sorry about that by the way but you keep old banter sure you keep all the band T-shirts he gives you yeah not gonna lie I hope he's not watching but I I'm gonna confess something right now okay I kept my ex's pajama pants that he really loved I love them too and when he asked where they were when we broke up I was like oh no wow I love those pants I've never giving them back the boys probably broke everyone in his body I love the caption it says no one was harmed Bruh Bruh broke his clavicle his legs his nose his eyes everything he's not skiing another day it's funny though that is so slay [Laughter] oh is this the actual guy that does it I love when I said Oh it sounded like I just got worse at that I love this guy and his voice that is so slay that is so me when I I don't know why it's so funny gets angry for no reason oh my gosh I'm as crazy as my mother oh yeah my mom and she said this in the video also go watch this video it's fantastic but my mom also admits to beating me so she has some anger issues I may have inherited some of those I don't beat people but I hurt them with words don't do that by the way bro you're actually funny every day I've ever been on ever well I know that a lot of people know that I'm I'm okay what's getting me is the actually oh yeah bro you're actually funny you know how many dudes have said that to me bro as if I've been on 100 dates you're you have not when somebody says oh my gosh you're actually funny and then this is the kick out this is the cherry on top for a girl actually you're really funny for a girl go [ __ ] yourself sad about a man right now A man you I love you luke I love going on baby look at you you are a juicy delicious snack and he is ugh you could do better than that okay so let's dump his ass and move on I love his life you heard him dump his ass unless he's like good or whatever and if he is is he a friend does he have a brother is he a dad your dad me after winning an argument with my mom oh my God Zoolander you got kicked out but you got kicked out and styled baby I'm trying to think if I've ever actually won an argument with my mom I think I've been right like we both both parties know that we're right but you can't be right because she's the one that puts a roof over your head so she always sorry I just picked my nose in front of you I'm gross are you gross too like the video if you are all right in five six after every mental breakout ready give oh I like nurse John he's funny yeah that's me every day just waking up and just praying that the day ends faster than it began you know I don't know if that makes sense but we're getting tattooed and have reached your threshold ah totally right dude dude when I got all my tattoos I hate sitting there getting all those tattoos I don't have anything to do they're really cool if you do though oh I just came up with a cool video idea I want to rate your guys's tattoos oh that would be fun send me DMS of your tattoos in capital letters at the beginning tattoos and then send me a tattoo that's gonna be a video all right cool I mean what do you say they don't want kids I want to live the way you live oh don't be ridiculous Andrea everybody wants to oh my God she looks so tired bro I just can't wrap my head around it you know kids Man kids I uh I had a child once and it was a lot it was a lot I had her for a whole half a day and I just um it was a lot I just couldn't take it I honestly don't know how your mom's do it it's like just having a little prisoner chained to your ankle all the time I guess you shouldn't be dragging babies on your ankle like that I shouldn't be a mom anyway I like her hair and her purple walls is she gonna turn sexy I don't know if I can sorry my heart stopped for a second you're very pretty you got a lot going on anything else I say will be extraordinarily inappropriate you go girl and also give me some of what you got up there because I could use it Chris charity uh yeah how to act when you see an attractive person quickly look away no slowly oh I'm gonna do this I'm not gonna show The Tick Tock but I'm gonna do it and I'll do it to you guys all right how to act when you see an attractive person quickly Look Away Now slowly look back slight smile look down slowly look up at them start to wave high but then change your mind now laugh to yourself dead serious now blow them a kiss blow them another kiss now blow them a French kiss flare your nostrils now flick your tongue like a lizard Look Away Now start to look them up and down yes up and down now squint your eyes and mouth the words call me pretty cool huh Morty validation I thought it was cool I'll give a [ __ ] what you think Jerry get with me if a woman compliments on my outfit I hope she wants to get with me big difference you know but it does for some reason it means more because girls are genuine our gender General are generally judgmental of other girls like in their head they're trying to like judge you but then sometimes we just have this little this little Sparkle Glimpse that we to another woman and we genuinely mean it when a woman compliments you she genuinely means it so there's that and that's why when I compliment you [Music] my face hurts oh my God is it red ow I have not been a good girl I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm serious I can't feel anything hit me did my for you page just didn't realize I was talking about women because now it's just shoving babies in my face I got stuff to do you can't keep dealing with this Tick Tock I'm just gonna keep scrolling I'm turning two boobs on me you know what I mean like the video if you're also a boob zombie love that you got a nice face I don't know why I turned into Borat you got a nice face no your mom tries to give you relationship advice but she literally married your dad they said because we can't play the music I'll be damn yeah my mom you know married my first dad my biological dad and uh yeah she's always trying to give me relationship advice how about no how about no oh got your want it back come pop your pants at your local Lexus dealership for the Lexus December Tick Tock what are you doing did she just say and then she said pop your I'd buy it honestly I don't know what she's selling but I'm buying [Music] oh is that peanut butter oh no it's Foundation what is this um oh okay I thought we were getting into Scandal territory for there for a second um this Burning [ __ ] Jesus Christ what's in your mouth Jesus oh is this gonna he's gonna look fine oh your eyelashes gonna fall off Kirby's looking good oh he looks I was so concerned that entire video but he slayed sorry I'm just I'm speechless oh shut up like that to be honest without the flames and [ __ ] I don't know you had to flamethrow your face to look like that makes sense okay everybody I hope you enjoyed the video if you did please like the video and also subscribe if you haven't subscribed because this is obviously this is YouTube channel ever and I will see your beautiful face in the next video okay love you bye

Channel: Kallmekris

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Length: 14min 29sec (869 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 28 2022