The Consequences of "Sticking You Genital In Crazy" - AskReddit

was stabbed in the back for cheating on her in her dream men what were the consequences of sticking your D and crazy met a crazy one a couple of years ago started having sex and she got clingy very quick talked about moving in and marriage the first week or so when I told her I wanted to keep it casual she flipped calling and texting non-stop stopping by my house three to four times a day to check in and see what is going on when I realized that she couldn't handle this type of relationship I cut things off stopped answering my front door and phone she was relentless even brought the police to my house for a wellness check anyway she seemingly got the point that I didn't hear from her for a while until my mom called she had driven to their house to try and get them to convince me that we should be together during this discussion she shared all of the intimate details of our relationship with them my parents live 2,300 miles away from me you read that correctly she drove across America to drop in on my folks they were not amused I forgot to add we are in our 40s now trapped in a relationship with someone I work with if we break up she'd do something wild enough to get me or us both fired secretly seeking a better job elsewhere or transfer I've learned my lesson don't get your honey where you make your money got dumped because I wasn't the same person I used to be spent the next six month confused with her late-night calls texts complaining that she didn't know what to do now that she was thinking of just wandering into the woods even has a spot picked out it was pretty messed up she enjoyed being chased but not actually being in a relationship when I didn't really want to chase anymore she went insane this was four years ago and I still get messages from time to time I've blocked her on most stuff but her most recent attempt of contact was on LinkedIn which I'm honestly kind of flattered over my ex best friend was such a nag and not picker' about everything her boyfriends wouldn't last more than a couple months with her by seeing how she was with them you just feel sorry for the guy she would try to keep them around by claiming she was pregnant when she actually wasn't one time she acts did get pregnant in an attempt to land the guy but it didn't turn out as she wanted it because he told her that he will be there for the kid but he wasn't going to be in a relationship with her so she got an abortion and claimed she miscarried then she met a guy they dated for six months her longest relationship ever she was 27 by the way and she got pregnant he wanted to do the right thing so he married her I went over to their house for dinner once while she was pregnant and I just couldn't see how he was able to put up with her she was nitpicking everything he did right in front of me while he was making dinner and by that I mean she was literally standing behind him while he was cooking and saying things like you're adding that to the potatoes that looks disgusting and so on I literally felt sorry for the guy well about two months after she had the baby he filed for divorce and got sole custody of the baby because she was crazy and a hoarder I dated a girl who used to always bang gangs to do it's telling me to hit her in an argument me a softie was obviously wouldn't do it she'd tell me to man up and end the argument already and take control of your woman I never took the baton in the ten years since her I can't say any other woman has made fun of me for not hitting her was stabbed in the back for cheating on her in her dream literally stabbed with a fork the tines were completely buried in my back I had to have my neighbor pull the fork out so I could get to the hospital for stitches later I got home she was still asleep in my bed I was in a band and I had dated this girl less than a month it was her birthday but I had a show that night I also was pushing a 102-degree fever she came to the show and I had done what I thought was above and beyond for this girl who I still barely knew I bought flowers a small cake we had the bar sing happy birthday to her she then proceeded to get exceedingly drunk and spent the evening talking bad about me to my own friends not even ten feet from me as if I couldn't hear her at the end of the show I told her I was too sick to go out afterwards for her birthday but I would take her out over the weekend she exploded into a tirade of screaming and crying I just walked away to my car and drove home she texted me later that night to say she didn't feel like I was invested in this relationship and if that was the case we should just break up I wholeheartedly agreed wished her well and blocked her crazy but on every platform imaginable and that's how I broke up with a girl on her birthday by text message she slept with someone at her work Christmas party then came back and tried to tell me she was 5 weeks pregnant with my baby she proceeded to get wine drunk when I told her that I'd support her decision but I sure wasn't going to propose or get back together if it was mine she got an abortion but refused to let me know when or where it was I'm 100% sure wasn't pregnant with my child given the fact that I couldn't perform for a couple weeks due to a giant gash in my leg my buddy got a paternity test request in the mail found out he was the father of a four year old girl from some random chick the baby mama is terrible she's taken him to court many many times to up child support and his daughter has turned out completely bonkers he has little contact with his child but still pays 1,300 a month in child support plus medical insurance etc the mom has lost all control over the daughter and she just alerted my buddy that she started calling the cops on the daughter because she's violent now the child is moving 10 hours away to live with her grandmother several states away I had a car break down on me and couldn't pick up my kids so her being home all day I asked her if she was able to pick them up as a favor I told her it wasn't a problem if she couldn't but I just really could use the help she picks them up no problems anyway I get home and she is napping my kids are watching TV but one of them is under 2 so maybe shouldn't be unsupervised I don't think much of it because she is younger and maybe he didn't think before napping and it's only been an hour or so I go to fix a drink after cooking up some dinner for everyone a half liter of rum is empty from the cupboard in the two hours I had left her alone to run errands she had drank that much and still gone to pick up my kids before passing out in the room I moved her out that same weekend didn't technically stick my penis and crazy we just fooled around a few times but no sex then one night we had a party at my place she jumped into my bed and I wasn't having it I told her I didn't want a hookup so she did the rational thing and latched on to my face like a pit bull leaving a nice bloody and bruised bite mark on my face after I broke up with her she called my family members one by one to falsely claim I have raped her she continued to harass my family by having her friends call and sent messages to my sister claiming she is in hospital having committed suicide this all happened in the days my friends saw her going out with other men all the money I should have saved while working without having bills to pay is gone all the time I could have spent having fun and enjoying my younger years was spent doing what she wanted to do what made her happy then three years after we started she told me flat-out hey we're moving to Houston I don't want to move to Houston then find somewhere else to sleep tonight you piece of and the next morning all my stuff was in the back yard halfway through she informed me that she wasn't on the pill after swearing for days she was and that it would work out fine then proceeded to wrap her legs around my body I've never wanted to hit a woman so hard in my life thank God I was stronger and pried her off my butt and kids that's how I Met Your Mother JK the information killed my desire to continue faster than walking in on your grandparents moral of the story never stick your penis and crazy it's not worth it now I'm happily engaged and will be went within a fortnight to a woman who I feel safe around technically the girl was kind of crazy but her friend made the situation worse there was this one girl Sarah who worked herself into a friend group I was in she never really liked me but she couldn't really say anything because I had been friends with the people in this group for a long time she was just always kind of bad towards me a few years after I knew her one of her friends started hanging out with us named joy cute girl we kind of hit it off and flirted for a couple of weeks one weekend I went to hang out with joy who was staying with her friend Sarah joy was crashing in Sarah's finished basement on a couch we proceeded to all go out to some bars and get pretty drunk as dumb young 20 year olds tend to do eventually we all went back to Sarah's house for the night joy and I went to a room and started making out pretty heavy we were both drunk and kind of just passed out nothing more than missing really happened fast forward an hour or so after we crashed we are both sleeping on the couch at opposite ends kondeh of leaving on separate arms the couch is right in front of a coffee table joy starts stirring in half wakes me up she proceeds to stand up pull her pants down lean over the coffee table and starts pissing right there I was half asleep and drunk but I don't know what to do this is an awkward situation so I just pretend to be asleep she must have been more wasted than I knew because after releasing herself on the carpet she wandered upstairs to Sara's room I kind of creeped upstairs a few minutes later and Sara is consoling joy I figure she's upset she did such a weird thing in front of me and was embarrassed so I went back downstairs and slept on recliner away from the couch I fall back asleep and wake early the next day and I got the hell out before anyone is awake weird experience but I live on with my life fast-forward a couple of weeks and I'm hanging out with the aforementioned friend group like two of my guy friends just hanging out they come to tell me that sara has been saying I raped joy in her basement she literally went around to a group of people and told them I raped her friend now I hadn't really passed on the whole pissing in the basement story simply because I didn't want to embarrass this girl in front of my friends the worst part is Sara convinced joy that I had indeed raped her apparently joy blacked out and had no recollection of much other than coming crying to her friend sans pants I explained what really went down to my friends but I felt really weird around some of them for the longest time I'd like to think she was just mistaken and had good intentions but I think she found an opportunity to make me look bad and ran with it if Sara that's her real name she's a crazy witch dated this girl I met at uni for about a year or so things seemed to be going great a little too great when to meet her family at their home and was told point blank that her mother advocated for her dating as many men at once as she could also her mum also told her that if she wanted to lose weight to try speed it was really awkward fast forward to the coming months and she's telling me the story about a guy at work cornering her in the elevator and forcing himself on her to make out with her yet she didn't go to the police or authorities seemed even more odd she didn't even want me to go to them then her roommate started telling me she was cheating on me I was in too deep at that point to believe it but the icing on the cake was when my own brother came to me and sat me down to tell me that she had approached him while she was visiting and I was at work in that moment it all clicked so I went to confront her she went into total meltdown mode on me trying to make me feel guilty about everything like it was my fault or something that she wanted all the dick she could get so after we break up she keeps messaging me telling me that we need to talk that she was suicidal and it was all my fault telling me she was in the hospital she was straight-up nuts that's not even including the time she told me she was pregnant all day on April 1st I ran the whole gamut of emotions the day the stages of grief are real let me tell you even a year later she still messaged me telling me how I ruined her life how she had to go through counseling and treatment and how she had lost a ton of weight because of it well I'm glad she took her mom's advice now she's single and on speed good riddance to that bag of crazy glad I didn't catch a baby with her or worse oh you youngsters with your she embarrassed me stories sit down listen learn there is crazy and then there is crazy there was this one girl let's call her BCC for bat-crap crazy she was hot I mean like wow what is this girl doing with me type of hot long legs perky chest beautiful face and body that just would not quit we started hanging out as just friends you know watching TV and hitting up dinner once in a while she was flirty a little quirky and kept doing things to make me uncomfortable throwing a leg over mine resting her hand on my upper thigh you know flirty one night it progressed to sex out of nowhere and let me tell you it was mind-blowing she was an animal it was amazing this led to days and days of sex no dating just sex after a while to tell the truth but passion was fading she was still hot and the sex was out of this world but she also was self-centered vapid and Khanda boring she had no ambition in life and was always asking for our demanding stuff after two months of this did I say the sex was great I decided to break it off I said we could still be friends but I wanted more in a relationship than just sex she calmly looked at me and said okay if that is the way you want it and I left her house I was smiling and confident in the mature way I ended the relationship because to be honest I was a little concerned how she would handle it I had seen flashes of crazy but it all worked out amazing in the end the next day she calls and says she wants a real relationship with me I am a little peeved as I already ended it once and now I had to tell her again so I politely said no I think this is for the best of which she informed me that I had no choice in the matter we were dating and of story I explained that this is not how it works but she laughed at me and said too late and hung up so I go to work and this crazy girl calls me at work to ask about our relationship not once not twice but non-stop I mean I would hang up and as the phone hit the cradle it would be ringing again I yelled I pleaded I got angry I threatened police nothing worked we blocked her number that is when the calls from other numbers started to roll in after two days of this I asked to see her in person to settle all of this she agreed we met I went off yelled called her a child etc she just sat there with a stupid smile on her face there were no more calls that day that is when she started coming into work to see me the first time she said I need to apologize for my behavior can we talk for five minutes and I was like oh thank god it is over nope the second we were in my office I left the door wide open of course she was on her knees and trying to undo my pants this was her apology I physically had to throw her out she came back every day sometimes three times a day we had to get a trespass warrant against her then three days after that I get a call from her sister she said that BCC was out walking trying to get over us and she was attacked and raped at this point I am not believing anything I of course tell her to call the police she says all she wants is to see you she feels safe with you and needs to talk I refused the next day I am told by her sister that BCC tried to commit suicide now no matter how much I was over this girl I never wanted to see her pushed to that point her sister asked if I would come by to say hi she was bedridden and all the family was their luck I was an idiot I believed her when I got there BCC answered the door and thigh-highs a corset high-heeled boots and nothing else I turned and almost ran back to my car so she was raped a few days ago tried to offer herself and this is how the door was answered that is when the whole I was raped turned to Barsoom Israel raped me she told friends family work everyone that would listen that I did this to her she never told the police because she knew it would turn on her quickly with a million calls in texts etc after threatening lawsuits etc she moved out of the country with her family thank God um but calls still continued at least once a month for now get this seven years she was in another country seven years and she still was harassing me however due to the distance and in frequency of the calls emails and texts I was able to ignore her until one day when I got to work and she was there and she was pissed she started screaming at me in the parking lot about how I stole her life from her and she waited to have children with me and now it was getting too late I owed her a child I am sure i sat there with a gobsmacked look on my face I owed her a child she demanded that we go right now and try to conceive one I wish to God I'm making this up but no it is true I finally lost my temper I mean I lost it I grabbed her by the shirt pushed her back into the car and screamed at her to never talk to me again ever our faces were closed I was red-faced and furious and then I saw in her eyes a look like hunger she tried to lean in and kiss me and let me tell you boys and girls at that point I was afraid of her not physically of course but that look in her eyes she was not all there there is nothing she would not do to get what she wanted nothing I could have broken her arm at that moment and she would have taken it as foreplay I went inside called the police and then I looked up found and called her mother it seems they moved back to the States we had a long chat her and I I explained everything she said in a soft voice I know she has issues they Baker acted her and I have not heard from her since but let me tell you I still am waiting to turn a corner or answer a phone and have her there I hope she got the help she needed but I hope she never bothers me again do not stick your penis and crazy it is not worth it no matter how great the sex is thanks for listening to radio TTS hit the subscribe button and leave a like if you enjoyed the video don't forget to share your stories about having crazy stuck inside of you because it can go the other way around - and please check the related playlists in the description

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Published: Thu Oct 10 2019