The Church of Carr-ology: Jimmy Carr's FUNNIEST Moments! | 8 Out of 10 Cats, Big Fat Quiz & More!

soozee dense books are the perfect gift for anyone that likes reading Amazon's returns policy Susie I hear you might be doing a tour this year what is the Suzy dent tour and what will involve well it seems it's like a Jimmy Carr tool but it's about 20 pounds cheaper gone so you were on tour go on tell me well basically I just talked for an hour and then I will answer people's queries so what's the most common question you get asked them I hope enough this twice this year already looks just quite a common question and that is one of them was from quite an elderly lady and she said what does the G stand for in g-spot what does it stands put a guy coughing just clay from birth who is the lucky guy he found it interesting good to know you've written a book about this episode and there's a woman called Beverly Whipple who actually discovered it and didn't want it named after her it was going to be called Whipple's tickle and she did her name used on it and there's no part of the vagina that's named after a person that isn't named after a man yeah what for so much better name yeah I've got another good vagina fact yeah [Laughter] isn't actually a real thing but the clitoris is like 10 centimeters long Wow okay and isn't it true it was originally called the Caleta Chris all Christopher Newport I was uh I was actually in lower six with it yeah okay and in charge of the numbers it's Rachel Bailey Rachel's clitoris is 10 centimeters it might be a small penis Rachel we need to talk I might have one of those well even deeper stories though yeah word on the streets is that wrong you didn't use your pecker to use 26 yeah I didn't I didn't I like didn't lose my virginity till I was twenty-six yeah what was some deeper angry when 26 you're that musta makin up here [Laughter] is is it is a still of you tell us no holy that's me it's 17 I think you are a catfish that you think your virginity I think that might be the reason I just fight these eyes yeah they're in there somewhere don't open a few oh my god wow it's like sitting across and gathered a hot oh really you're laying here in a soup and this from elite Mikasa disbanded cuz I've always been the fat one in my group because I'm used to shelling cos trust me you've always been that one in your class get away what you have a finger with not to be the fat guy you couldn't be a land mammal and not be the fat guy you have to be ocean bound before you could go high on the skinny really amazing you should be for bit low I can tell you this that a few people at all which is my camera remember - yeah camera - can you honestly let's take it seriously for one minute this is one of the biggest spenders in the world let us give 10 seconds to get a spoon okay - I'm sorry magic as well look at this and it's disappeared I'm freaking people out Yuri [Applause] I'm just gonna change those two back go now everybody place your spoon under your television set all of us are gonna say 1 2 3 go and your spoons your spoons are gonna jump off the TV at home ok but to the speaker up really loud ok we shout go now if your spoon did you love if it sailed across the room email Jimmy yeah definitely email me my left foot is now my right foot [Applause] [Music] start being skeptical there will be thousands of evil who email Jimmy yeah my god my spoon jumped on the TV sailed across one of those paper one day might be the wife might be the wife it's time for the big fat question and as a salute to the late great Stanley we've got some very special guests our basket ladies and gentlemen please give a big welcome to Thor Black Widow spider-man Black Panther and The Incredible Hulk [Applause] [Music] yes I'm definitely starting to hallucinate okay these guys have all had a massive view of the box office half the top ten grossing movies worldwide had Marvel characters in them but how well do you know them or all I want you to do is write down their real name ah okay two points for each correct answer we've got a Thor Black Widow spider-man Black Panther and The Incredible Hulk I want their real name yes Superman is Clark Kent yeah could I have a chat with Hulk no you can't have a child in he can't talk look at him boobs make him jiggle Rocinha if you got a mascot yes I do have a mascot I've got a pizza so here's your mascot yes my mascot Jimmy Goodwin up ok I'm not lucky on this show and I bought all my mascots in so I've just brought in comfort food to get me through it I brought in a cake there's not another part of my mascot can we see how far you get through the pizza and the cake during the show I may not finish the flake advert oh this down now no eat it [Laughter] it comes Jimmy the feeder [Applause] yeah me yeah what about you you you you got a beer man yeah you got a baby right there man none you forget your children you think no mate might be the secret you may have to take a course of black magnet for six months the drink would powers there's a drink called Magnum in it it's like a wine tonic in it so they say like it you know this you're a wine tonic yeah can we get some definitely smuggled some inner hey so again Disgaea Magda I'm not drinking nutmeg or some Magnum [Applause] it doesn't work the same on girls I think it doesn't have the same effect I like it but it's medicine right just gave you another 50 million loose women soldier TV show and someone has just handed me a brown bottle with the label remove I'm frightened it's like cough medicine but something strange is happening at downstairs [Applause] something very peculiar is happening to know anything about being a grown-up free stuff you get a letter in the post that says no a letter in the post either knock on the door the best way to reduce stress best way to reduce stress pay your taxes [Applause] [Music] I must just say this in case the taxman is watching hello I'm Jimmy being volunteered for something oh you know when you thought you'd come down in mrs. go okay total mom to the airport aren't you no but she's there with a coat on a passport I'm having a trip now I don't understand the airport run anymore with the event of uber I don't understand why you've still got to pick people up from the airport where you do just get a private car and it's made to be gasps Jimmy yeah just be careful because I'm very sensitive okay it's definitely not the motorist on and famously it's that isn't it genius most our heart an end for moe you know this is it yeah it's Wes and Fred yes yeah 264 my top yeah but you know rights if it doesn't present the Crystal Maze more than two boys white people there's crystal me I'm asleep that someone was out of the game - this again prisoner there's loads of things on lies in either two of them if you see Jimmy in the street when he was younger John didn't want to be a comedian congratulations [Laughter] daddy's appeared on cats does countdown before when he was the first ever non-english speaker in dictionary corner people have criticized Danny's acting over the years but what they don't know is he's actually a 50 year old Jamaican lady [Laughter] [Applause] go on and do one of your crappy jokes rod was brought up in Carmarthen in Carmarthen sure in Wales yeah not sure what that's like imagine a rubbish bin in a skip on a landfill yeah the Marvin is the oldest town in Wales it's TK Maxx dates back to medieval one for you collectively and one for him Sam trained as a vet then turned to comedy and he's known in both careers for his put-downs as an Australian what do you make of British culture not much I mean I like Camden which means pretty good what British culture is pretty good but you don't have much culture I mean really when you really think about it why especially when it comes to food it came from it came from the Nords or the Vikings who invaded I believe I can't believe in Australian is sitting there accusing us of having no culture that well-known Australian cuisine you guys invented when you started existed five minutes ago we all of your food is prison food [Applause] well I love the encouragement this clearly isn't happening [Music] [Applause] maybe you should y'all 48% of Brits think social networks can help new relationships it's so true my life has been such a social whirlwind since I joined Grindr I've hardly been able to sit down this week 15 Australian miners were sacked for doing the Harlem shake I was sad they've in the heart of you all familiar with the Harlem shake craze they did it at their workplace they were sacked so we asked our studio audience is it important to have fun at work yes or no the questions for them we have you never seen this show what are you thinking having sex with someone on their right and you know that everyone's watching does it not like going to the back your mind that your mum's gonna say this no it was my mum was alright with it because obviously don't see everything and imagine she was hard behind the pillow when any bits as happening yeah no she was super proud of us it was it was a good boy smash the back doors in there she could barely walk down to the ball the next morning do you watch you watch honest you fan of NBS no I'm fine about your father I do like it Murray but I I have a crash all Roger you've got a crush on Roger Federer yeah well if you would like you know someone that looks a little bit lucky special needs younger brother no father my friends you don't like Federer fees wait if he stood in front of that ball cannon second [Laughter] is not in our top three but I don't mean to take anything away from Andy Murray but let's put this into perspective Andy Murray has won one grand slam which means he's won just one more Grand Slam than me time for a quick bonus round have a look under your desks you'll each find an item of clothing once worn by a celebrity all I want to know is who wore what so if you could all put these on yes okay so you got to put on your bedding no mine you pop these on gonna name all six I've never felt more alive Jimmy okay Richard that is not that's only half your costumes we've got the other half to come in could we bring in the other half of Richard's costume all right that's fine yeah I got him don't actually here I'm actually dressed like meat oh yeah he'll try to eat me so I wonder what everyone's wearing kid joy to the jungle okay so what's what's what everyone wear a tie Jimmy [Applause] no-no-no I mean that's genuinely scary I will top of course is Susie dense Susie has written 14 books about the derivations of words and you can find them all in your local library just ask for the sleepy go by by section okay Susie what have you been looking into recently other than glory holes [Laughter] no stop necessary [Laughter] sorry okay now what have you been looking to recently is all the effect I've everything to be the language of doctors is quite interesting but things like em Brussels sprouts just have these ridiculous names to try it the black humor sick humor to try and you know keep the horrible stuff at bay so brothel sprouts basically just little wart yes really I call I'm just thinking Joey

Channel: Channel 4 Entertainment

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Length: 21min 15sec (1275 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 08 2020