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rob grew up in lewisham or where because of his teeth he was technically classed as a dangerous dog at least i didn't have to buy him now rob you present i'm a celebrity get me out of here now don't you no what's more difficult do you think bush ducker trial or going up against sean on countdown um if i don't have to eat a kangaroo dick after this i reckon that'll probably be harder i mean i don't think that's a proper sentence but i think we all got the gift it was very much an ikea sentence i feel all the parts were there that's really warm up for the conundrum that sentence last time you were on the show you managed a four-letter word yeah mole if my memory serves me correct do you think you're gonna sort of do better this evening well i hope so jim i can't make any promises but i'm gonna try my best i mean i'm enthusiastic and if you can do the scores i'll just do the morale chances of it working the other way around our mind [Laughter] rob if you could ask any celebrity one question what would it be uh well actually i've always wanted to ask you a question i've never found the right time so maybe now's the right time um can you cry [Laughter] no i i don't want you to now but do you have the ability to cry what is crying i just can't imagine you ever just have you ever cried yeah i think when i had to pay the tax rob started brushing his teeth nine years ago and great news you only need to sell we don't even need it rob started brushing his teeth nine years ago and great news he's nearly finished okay rob um where do your strengths lie i mean you're not great with the letters or the numbers where where do you use friends like uh i'm good at cutting out i haven't heard that expression like well cut it out don't you cut out not since like i was five why did you do you had to do a christmas list about cutting out the other a bit cutting out on it i like it it chills me out actually i did three three hours on a tree frog the other day have you seen the fingers on a tree floater it must be really quite challenging three hours mate the elbows are doing angles i've never seen before there you go rob beckett finally an answer to the question what would it look like if during the war nazi scientists had tried to genetically engineer an aryan horse yeah that's blondhoffen it's good yeah go easy on our face exactly considering it's coming from a man that's engineered his entire face and hair when can i talk about your hair any time you're doing what because you've had a transplant which i thought was a bit early doors for you i didn't think you needed it is this what you're going for or are you is this a point this is a midpoint what's the end guy i want to have eyebrows a small bit of forehead maybe a two head yeah and then hair starting about there at the moment you look a little bit like woody from toy story that's not the hair though that's not the hair no it's the frozen face if you spend too much time with catherine ryan this is what happens now you got her into that rob your turn to choose the letters um val hey val consonant consonant it's quite important not to say please and just bark the matter coming from you slag anyone off for the first 20 minutes giving it a large run someone said please and thank you i've not finished yet jim hurry up consonant ah sorry sorry about please thanks rob please my other consonant start consonant please ah that's enough that's all right for everyone is it okay and your time starts thank you now time to go over once again to jamie lang in dictionary corner you're from chelsea and you're incredibly posh rob you're from lewisham and you're not scum you're posh and rob your scum i've got a t for a posh dude you've got the teeth of a posh man yeah yeah i've got the teeth of a poshman yeah you should give those back okay so we're gonna play a quiz to see how much you know about each other's worlds to the podiums i'm ready mate i'm ready mate it looks like okay demonstration of yeah you can you can dye your hair blonde but don't get carried away mine's not that bad is it yeah i know i look like the guy from back to the future biff tannen doc it looks like when twins get separated and one is raised rich and one is wonderful all right rob you've got questions about chelsea and posh things and jamie you've got questions about lewisham and yeah other stuff here we go yeah that's where the money goes intensely okay jamie what does the acronym chav stand for acronym chub um it means chav come on help me out it's not originated from people from chatham because he's called them chavs so you're talking about your ass mate sorry sir okay according to this it's council housed and violent chav that's you just need that from a plan b song it don't mean though here's a fun fact before becoming a stand-up rob worked in a kitchen as an industrial food blender i can't help feeling that with the glasses you look like sort of a nazi scientist if i do this i look a bit like someone from like the distant future oh yeah hello and welcome i will be your guide welcome back the clue was that'll stop him it was of course thwarted okay before we go on joe wilkinson's on holiday but he has sent his half brother fabio with a postcard for rachel fabio all right thanks rachel would you like to read the post because dear rachel i can't make it because i'm still on holiday but this week because i ran out of money i'm staying at my local home base anyway this week i thought shawn and john could do with some help because they're both dog a countdown so i've sent along some extra teammates for them jimmy's got the details wish you were here by that i mean i wish susie was here the rest of you can piss right off joe p.s tell jimmy he's a gonad okay well as you've just heard you're gonna get new teammates and let's meet the players okay it's uh rob and jono uh i'll tell you a little bit about them uh jono is an eight-time countdown champion he's an octochamp uh rob beckett is a stand-up comedian and the worst ever cats does countdown player which means he's the worst ever player of countdown you ever seem to be dressed from the neck down as a lesbian are you sure it's from the neck or just from the forehead down actually the hair is quite yeah i'll give you i'll give you some stats on these boys okay the octochamp has won eight games rob has won none octocham's longest ever word was desolated robs was the word pubes spelt with a zed urban arena you're moving on jim it's the future now yeah can't spell it like the old ways shakespeare didn't listen to anyone did he about words he started knocking out new ones yeah you're like the new shakespeare i don't know what he used to wear yeah right state okay now john you're trailing horribly today it's uh uh zero to you 28 to sean um who are you gonna pick i think i know the answer to this well i believe in changing destinies jimmy i believe in new chances and if it's all right with vic i would like rob really [Applause] you

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Length: 9min 46sec (586 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 29 2022