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now just to be on the safe side after what happened at the Oscars I've cut all the jokes about Ian's wife the money trusts all his advisors ah no fry Zone [Laughter] okay who well who was involved in the negotiations then Raymond Abramovich the former ish owner of Chelsea well it is quite confusing because I mean about two weeks ago um he was someone who'd never met Putin didn't like him had no contact with him yesterday he's the chief negotiator it does suggest that he might have been a bit of an oligarch all along as opposed to a gracious benefactor of the noble game I knew this was gonna happen yeah yeah every time I come on the show all Ian wants to talk about is football football but that's lavrov in the in his foreign minister yes foreign minister and he's about I don't know 600 yards away but actually what you can't see is the table opens up in the middle and turns into a shark pool good news is that the world is still intact we're all still here there's the repeat yeah yeah the globe is wiped out via a nuclear Holocaust smoke you look silly which of boris's acquaintances have embarrassed him recently Afghani labadeath that's right who was given a peerage very soon after borisance took over and now the House of Lords committee said maybe he shouldn't have done the security services but worried about him yeah and he just supported Boris he owned newspapers and supported him in the mayoral election which looks like corruption isn't obviously the thing I like about Liberty a conversation between Bill and Ben the flower he originally wanted his title to be Lord lebedev of Moscow either gunford Lord Labor Day of Leverage I mean if you're going to start with silly name say it all the way through how has the leader of the opposition responded to all this about labadev well lebedev is well known for his lavish parties to which he has invited the Great and the good I believe there is a rumor yeah once the glamor model Jordan probably is Katie Price attended one once and and did what is her career defining trick of getting her breasts out to get your tits here the vlads I'm not surprised you should say that because Katie Price has formed when it comes to embarrassing respected members of the establishment the amazing photograph is how it's made Ian's tie horizontal what she's doing is it just me or given how Grim all the news has been in that first section he's starting to feel like the five of us uh like the support act that went on just before the band on the Titanic relentlessly group no I was just thinking there should be a musical like Mary Poppins singing Lord Liberty [Music] um have you been affected badly by the lockdown yes is a happy man filling up his petrol he's coming with petrol oh my gosh I'm never gonna be able to unsee that can we see that again no because I started and I have finished that is not dancing is it that's that's like something you'd see on a David Attenborough program after delivering his spring statement Rishi sunak was pictured filling up a car with petrol the Press instantly twigged that it wasn't sunak's car as the driver's side had no booster seat thank you [Music] there was a story in the paper about people don't like Shakespeare when it's delivered in a Yorkshire accent yeah I'm wondering what the pies and the dog are doing what's the Yorkshire Terrier yeah I think it's a collection of stereotypes they were worried we wouldn't realize a connection yeah yeah Yorkshire Tea that's a clue yeah Yorkshire they wanted a refund for their tickets to the show due to take place in Blackpool yeah because of the events in Russia and Ukraine making it unsafe to travel well what route were they taking the long way around yeah it's we can say 50 Quid if we go by St Petersburg I would say that Bernard Levin's probably the odd one out because he was the one that was hit and all the others hit somebody else I absolutely right all right good let's have a look could you stand up a second Mr lab in your review of savagery and Delight was not a relief it was a vicious yes would you mind going back just one tiny thing to be done but it just shows you the British even in physical violence they're very polite yes signing up for a moment before we go there's just time for the caption competition why do you keep coming it's the queen saying I gather you haven't got very long cat been Quest by the policeman have you into any parties no so this is the government and I think the main issue is partygate which just won't go away and people keep bringing it up to embarrass the government Time After Time why they do it you know I mean let's let's move on actually let's not let's go back then they're still asking people do you remember being at the party and they're like I can't remember if I was at the party or why can't you remember where you're at a year ago I mean there were so many parties happening at number 10 it must have been like Woodstock you know what I mean like if you can remember working for Boris Johnson during the pandemic you really weren't there who do you know has been leaping to the prime minister's defense again this week oh it must be Jacob reese-mogg do you know what he said oh God knows who cares who is this are you doing an impression to one of the nation 's beloved actors June Brown who played yes cotton in EastEnders the obituary said this June Brown the actress best known for playing dot cotton the world weary Bible reading chain Smokey launderette manager in EastEnders has died aged 95 as a child there was nothing Brown like better than putting a rabbit in a Biscuit tin gassing it to death and then cutting it up foreign this was before you had social media because this came from an interview where June Browner once asked what she'd enjoyed at school and she'd enjoy biology and dissection and it was taken slightly out of context and Matt Hancock only one of them needs a t-shirt to remind himself who he is yes and that's why people keep walking all over him we don't know why I'm sorry if you feel you're not getting your money [Laughter] they have all caused a fashion sensation apart from Hancock who was deemed to be sensationally unfashionable here's about Hancock's outfit that came into trouble do you want to see him squirming about in the turtleneck yeah here he is you just start this section again how would you like to start it I don't mind it all of it except the opening bit about casual sex okay fine I haven't had casual sex with anybody okay I'm in love with somebody okay myself it's much worse for his poor wife you know it's bad enough that he just dumps him in it and left and there were pictures of him just groping and fiddling in his office impression did you see that I don't think it's the turtleneck that's the problem when John Hetherington wore London's first ever Top Hat several women fainted a female reaction not repeated in this country until that time Ian Hislop undid his top button at the Cheltenham literary Festival uh yeah so they've been fine this week haven't they wish you soon that was there as well and his wife and boris's wife as well was there so yes they've been fined for attending a party which they didn't know was a party and boys to be fair didn't know he was prime minister or indeed it was a pandemic or he was in 10 down the street yes this is the news that Boris Johnson is not technically a criminal but has successfully become the first sitting prime minister to have broken the law and he thinks everyone has forgotten about it and that they don't care anymore maybe by the time we go out the party will have come to its senses and he will have resigned I would hope you think you guys are being a bit unfair he's the ruler of a country should be allowed to flex a little bit I mean other rulers are having people dismembered and we're angry because our guy shook her legs I suppose the fact that it was quite clearly a party and he lied about it but I'd no you you I let him live I would let him live I'm not yeah I'm not advocating the death penalty I think we don't have to go that far but um and everyone's going oh God woke BBC lefties can't you get over it and I'm thinking yeah well BBC Lefty Lord Wolfson the Tory Justice Minister who's just resigned why hasn't Boris why hasn't Rishi why hasn't Carrie are you allowed to resign as his wife and why hasn't the entire Atari party resigned all of them they supported him why don't they leave now they're the party of Law and Order I mean Matt Hancock who was having a party for two people in a Cupboard ha ha he had to resign and that was bringing your own wasn't it let's go over to Sean now for the latest sober David the liberal Democrat mp uh excuse me I'm about to sleep I think I've got to wait for this I mean Ukraine asked to send troops we did one better we sent them one man that's proven he can ruin an entire country by himself I won't scan the Winter Soldier we sent them the Autumn bumbler should we remind ourselves of the time Ed Balls volunteered to be tasered on TV yes it's giving me a brilliant idea for an alternative to a fixed penalty fine very good yeah let's go over to Montana okay [Laughter] well this is the news that as we go to air Boris Johnson hasn't resigned um but we have got another inquiry yes into whether he misled Parliament yes so we've had three inquiries now trying to get rid of him yeah Third Time Lucky He was discussing the birthday gathering for which Johnson received the fine and fabricant told BBC Radio 5 live the way it's been characterized you would think they were pole dancers of course not that was when he was mayor I bet they're really Grim those parties I bet they're not even that good fun you get invited to a party in 10 down the street you say no yeah I did yeah you got invited I said no gang this wasn't last year please no no laughs now you're not still doing the pole dancing [Laughter] Mark Boris Johnson's 1000 days in office let's have a quiz yes yes uh right that time I did a quiz You're Gonna Miss quizzing aren't you yeah yeah never mind how did it feel you tell me yes you resigned yeah didn't you I I yeah felt quite quite cool but it feels cool for about a day and a half doesn't it and then worrying and then why seven years on mate then it really starts to to bite so all the best no it's fine it's fine it's absolutely fine I've got loads of work and employment um thought no it's all good it's all good lovely to have you here this evening by the way thank you right stepping in let's go [Laughter] oh Ian's straight in there quickly we're on to the next one what is it Ian tough opposition Boris meeting in the election picture number three Richard sorry what's this quiz the seminal moment well done Dominic Cummings it's a rolling quiz here we go next one who's this what happens interior designer Lulu little next one a dog and Carrie yeah oh Dylan Dylan the dog very good very good Sonia it's a good quiz isn't it Paul there we go Harry Enfield meanwhile gang yes you seem to think we're in again tonight Paul we are we'd be ahead of the gang I don't think me and Ian are in the same gang yes you are oh it's more like a sort of a theatrical gang in a gang show all together just for one night it sounds really chillish Mel but no okay I'm very happy to be part of the game yay Richard's in the game I'm gonna get cards made up for the gang uh Paul you're having one I'll have one mill you have one son you can have one yeah let's see who wants to be in the gang then Ian shall we still know oh uh yes the car the drive itself there we are in case we hadn't got it the first time around driverless car and back to the driverless car again now this has been aimed for four-year-olds this question isn't it popcorn I don't know why the popcorn was in there I laughed when we did the rehearsal because I didn't want to look dense thank you you had a rehearsal yes [Applause] I didn't know why the popcorn was there Ian explain well I thought the story was that driveless cars you can now watch films so it's like yes that's it that's it yeah I'm sorry but that makes no sense because you're not in the car because it's driverless but you are kind of in the car but you're just like that I don't understand I think you're in the car you are in the car how are you Sonia help me are you in the car help me [Applause] what otherwise so you just got driver this car's just driving around Madison's latest race because the next excuse is going to come up with is just I didn't mean to go to the party the car just drove me there very good I love the jigsaw yes I love the sound effect the Ed up from each of us it's written no check it out guys it's a really good sound effect you're gonna love it okay buzz when you know what it is right jigsaw of news [Music] there we go oh that was a very quick Buzz there yeah is that what you're looking over there oh sorry Paul I don't know if I want to answer it now please call I think basically what it is uh is just some bad tempered old people uh who can't handle Zoom conversations anyone ever had that problem have you gotten a thing Janet you're probably a Dame are you yeah you know I have Ian no I've got my CBE so off [Laughter] Lindsay and her mate Julie were having a bottomless brunch for Julie's birthday Julie's jacket fell behind a sofa and now being a mate Lindsay tried to lean over and get it for her but got her head stuck for 10 minutes and being a mate Julie videoed the whole thing uh here we go I knew the photos of those number 10 parties would come out eventually it's the chest that there was the talking point we'll come on to that yes that sounds awful oh dear well nice newspapers obviously got a big story in it it's this one and that's the leader of the labor party and her Deputy this is a story sort of bubbled up at the beginning of the week that Angela Rayner had been distracting Boris by Crossing and uncrossing her legs um like Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct and was so upset about this that she repeatedly tweeted about it and went on the rain and wore a trouser suit in order to make the feminist point that obviously it's very disappointing that her um granular is the subject of everybody sorry I just yeah Ian's looking at me and saying what's this woman talking about you know what this is about Ian I do I just hadn't heard that word before but then it turned out that she had been making jokes about it yes or the podcast yes she actually even sort of used a rude word for it and I'm I'm you know the word you've repeated no it's a very similar word it does begin with a G I think we're going to be sharing that word later in what way in what way I'm gonna be uncrossing my legs I have tried Crossing and uncrossing my legs but unfortunately I have fat lady pants so I had a hysterectomy and unfortunately and Ian have you ever seen basically there was one man um who I'm assuming it's a man um there was one man who two women saw him they both went to report it but I noticed that he was watching porn both in the House of Commons in the chamber and a Select Committee hearing and you think have you got nothing else to do lots of people have inadvertently done a Sharon Stone in the Commons mainly when kirstan has done a speech and bored the pants off them um according thanks madam and who are they Wheeling out on Jubilee weekend so there's open top bossies for every decade that the queen has been reigning over and they are to be filled with National Treasures so nobody wants to be in the 1980s bus in a National Disgrace dust car join me there's also a pensioners going to be on mobility scooters dressed as flamingos yes what an odd Little Island we are he recently declared that Twitter is the digital Town Square where Matt is vital to the future of humanity are debated really so let's have a look at some of this vital discussion just catching up on hignify and I'm pretty sure in his lops tie has monkeys on it that's not a tweet from now Ian foreign [Applause] I'm not entirely sure what PayPal is the Lord how would anyone describe Elon Musk I think it's fascinating don't you I thought he was some sort of scented candle for years foreign sent a tweet asking David Cameron why are you such an egg face I think we should make it clear that Rachel Johnson's account had been hacked by me do you want to see what one woman was served as a Toby carvery recently oh yes undoubtedly it's a foot long pig in blanket hot dog very unattractive isn't it I have never been more assured that I'm a lesbian bread the most famous instant connected with a pub was probably when what Ian bought around what's happening the idea I'd go in a pub with you exactly women what for 20 minutes after trying to what woman fainted for 20 minutes after trying to believe that Ian bought a rounded a pub the UK's first walk to be trailed in Scotland did I give you a clue oh yeah why not it's the last one it's a vehicle of some sort a driverless car driverless train in between a car and a train goes on the road Laurie tram oh it's a bus for girls sorry I was expecting the word to appeared I was bus to be crowded in Scotland anyway there's a request stop it is now everybody that's the Prime Minister voting uh the dog voted lib Dam I didn't know you could take your dog in with you as well as looking out tractors you can actually Google dogs in polling offices that's not a euphemism no I and whatever you do don't Google on a pole how was the Prime Minister tripped up by a 77 year old Elsie because an elderly pension that said I'm so cold I go out on the bus to keep warm and he said haha but you can only do that because I lick you Minister George Eustis was later asked about you mispronounced his name I know useless yes when he was later asked about Elsie's plight he mistakenly called her Elsa but of course Elsa is in Frozen whereas Elsie just is Frozen thank you once I haven't sake just let it go you have interviewed Nadine Doris no I haven't actually no would you say she was the thickest person you've never written studdedly not say that thank you very much know what I say before you start on anyone else that I either have or have not interviewed in the course of what was until this moment a reasonable career I can sense the nervousness from here or maybe the question is what is the correct way to pronounce Jeremy Hunt's name yes here's Justin on The Today program [Applause] I can't backward as to why you were worried about the Nadine Dory another council meeting being held on Zoom has become heated this time in Australia thank you [Music] I'm actually like a bloody challenge in this standing orders we're 13.6 it's serious disorder on this item now and please just turn off the microphone never mind this is the story about Angela Rayner and kirst armor possibly breaking lockdown rules yeah according to the sun Kia St Arma quaffed that sounds yeah yeah a San Miguel lager he Croft it Maisie and eight a curry he he ate as well I think that thing most um you know like when you're in the pub with your mates yeah down it down it definitely in the Commons it's just crawfish yeah it's actually Weymouth what happened in Weymouth well it's the news that a footpath endorser has been painted green I lost it yes look I said in the meeting earlier this news needs to go up top I'm sorry this is the worst news story we've ever had do you know what else I've been up to down there well I don't know what a dog farted I don't know I mean I'll tell you what's going down they've realigned the curbs they've resurfaced the road and they've installed new drainage channels it's a heck of a story I'm sorry I'm going home I don't want to know this is the news that two women in Shropshire haven't found part of the meteorite news were you not meant to do to another man's tie in the 1800s oh you're nervous why why [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] I meant you really like I look like somebody you'd know about tires in the 1800s okay let's see let's see if I do know this uh you're not allowed to twiddle somebody else's Tire you're not allowed to set fire to it you're not allowed to put you're right with twiddle you see you're not allowed [Applause] a couple in Sunderland leave what at interval after expecting two what the answer is the share show and see real share in Sunderland the real sure should we answer the rest of the questions in the voice of Johnny Vegas that's right in Sunderland that's all costing beautifully with what we've shot already for oh yeah all you've got to do is give the answers Ian mimes and we can dub him uh yes what's the next apparently they're loving this upstairs the top one is classic uh the formerly saw Melodies fence cable I think I'll go for caressa dick okay don't just say that one more time okay caressa dick if you can get below to extract affection from a crab you must first buy dinner caressa dick I love the idea of extracting affection oh the answer of course is DNA and shave its legs the UK wide Genome Project is helping to identify species under threat of Extinction including sea snails water spiders and conservative councilors okay we need a replacement for Maisie who's just has right now that's Prince Charles uh standing in and then Prince Charles obviously the only person sitting down without a crown he's holding a pint of beer in that last game he was holding a pint of beard last week do you think he's been carrying this point of view asking someone to tell him what it is yeah I've been coming around this point of beer for four years we had to recognize that the Queen's still there so they had a crown on a chair even I was thinking we're watching a hat on a seat I quite like flummery but uh I just thought this is quite silly and then someone said it's a bit like the tub of lard on this show you know how the older somebody gets the more they shrink do you think the queen was actually under the crowd yeah privileges did the crown have had its own car it had its own car what else arrived in the car is this the two maces yes is that in case prince Andrew turns up and tries to touch any women they use the ceremony on mace foreign did make another interesting observation Angela Rayner there 11 30 she's wearing a trouser suit for the Queen's speech and at 2 30 she's in a short skirt on the bench opposite Boris Johnson I wouldn't call that shot it's okay for the knee Steph yeah but I'm from Middlesbrough but that's not short love a good night you can see all the way to the town hall is we I mean I think as the British people we we don't know what we won't do we take the Mickey out of Boris for being like a cartoon character of an idiot and then we moan because the other Fella's just too normal and boring I think maybe they should just like have sex and see what comes out I've ever done by quite a long way a boring man you can't trust Northern Ireland situation is complex scary makes people feel uncomfortable so instead would you like to see a funny clip of a Runway little chair yes the EU might be looking at this and thinking what else can they come up to issue [Applause] so this is Wayne Rooney UC top England goal scorer back in the day his wife Colleen Rooney yeah and then this is Rebecca vardy yeah to Jeremy vardy have you been following this I oh yeah I've wasted the last three days of my life following this so this is Wagga for Christie who is there to support Colleen Wayne Rooney who was sat the hallway through just not looking at anyone just staring into space which is fascinating in itself and now everyone realizes he sleeps with his eyes open maybe he's confused by the fact that this is the first time he's been in court about being he accused yeah and here they are as drawn by the court I'm guessing they're not very good representations I just looks like a potato there's a potato [Applause] here's the BBC six o'clock news on Tuesday Colleen Rooney arrived in court wearing a surgical boot shades of her husband Wayne Rooney's metatarsal injury before the 2006 World Cup foreign I must have been in court 13 about 10 times fighting liberal actions and at no point Did anyone say he's arriving wearing a gray suit [Laughter] that's cheddar that's cheddar that's an app on the phone and you take photographs of it and it tells you what cheese you're looking at I think it might be for people who've lost the packet why would you need that though because when you buy it you don't buy it not knowing what it is do you I think it's for just cheese that you find [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] what does the chef cook maybe he doesn't cook anything that's the point he does he's a puppet yeah is that why he's the old one out yeah because he's not a real person yeah I've now decided I think it's Delia Smith because because all the others make simple food and she's made a book to help people make simple food oh that's a great answer well done okay next one are you looking at my cards through the screen no okay what kind of accusation is that cheeky uh premature locals celebrate World Naked gardening Day by getting naked at Garden Center oh well for you Chris this is a naked man sitting on a bag of compost while a dog watches on I'd have to say that's the most embarrassed looking dog [Laughter] [Music] he's a naked man with a duck covering his genitals a stuffed duck yeah just make it clear that the duck is not covering its own genitals and he's not stuffing the duck yeah after rubbishing the Rebecca vardy camps claim that a mobile phone containing vital evidence was accidentally dropped into the sea one lawyer in the wagatha Christie case enjoys a relaxing day off laughs let's kick off with the good news uh for Boris Johnson what what is that then he hasn't been fined again I think that is the limit of the good news I think for the sake of balance we should say that the labor party you've got no fines and the Tory party have got 126. so far well I mean he he has been he's been very honest hasn't he who's prime minister no sometimes the information's at the end of the sentence um I said a lot of family meals please wait till Daddy's finished inflation then uh inflation is at nine percent uh the highest it has been since 1982. did everyone else have a good 1982 or 1982 Paul I was living in the bed set uh measured 13 feet by 11. you were huge in those days it's amazing I could get through the front door what are you James 1982 um 1982 I was also living in a bed set yeah I thought I recognized you don't catch nearly my milk he never lived in a bed he's owned a few [Laughter] living room nice need to do British Leyland pulled the plug on an unusually named forklift truck company in the West Midlands what was it called I don't know is there a West Midlands translation that I could help with it's a very West Midland's name uh well I mean it must happen in the West Midlands the Coventry climax it doesn't happen you can start off having sex in Coventry but you have to move to Birmingham to down the I-45 yeah that's one way of putting it governor of the bank of England Andrew Bailey he said that he was helpless in the face of global shocks which is uh reassuring to us all um how did he try and calm things down after being helpless he said the situation is apocalyptic and then we all felt reassured I mean would this be a good moment for you to say something reassuring to the nation I'm trying really hard oh the Eurovision was fun yeah [Music] the result is an absence of checks and balances in Russia and the decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq do you think he was coached to say look don't say it because somebody could say but don't you don't say it yeah don't say rack yeah I won't say that I won't say back Iraq he will have come home that night winning again oh I did the silliest thing at work why has a bench in aberystwyth caused a commotion the County Council there have had to remove a memorial plaque that recently made the news the plaque on the bench said in loving memory of Hugh Davis used to sit here and Shout off foreign [Laughter] which means at the end of this round Ian and James have three uh whereas Justin Paul have seven oh how come we haven't got anything answer some of the questions correctly from a politician I've never been sued for Louisville yeah yeah never said anything interesting Paul and James should I get us some popcorn now how is uh Wiltshire Council been inefficient they were widely mocked for painting this wonky line in a village footpath oh that's not good does this one go to the pub Wiltshire Council they sprang into action and rectified the problem by removing the white line Jeremy Clarkson spent 40 000 pounds on Farm Equipment manufactured by Lamborghini still not the only person in the public I recently to be embarrassed by splashing out on a tractor that got Applause let's hope it was Applause [Laughter] is he taking urine samples I think it's funny he's been taking the piss for quite some time laughs the report and the reaction to it was just a huge Visa into the general public and they keep saying well no one's interested in this and then they do a spot poll and they find that 60 of the country think the Prime Minister should resign but then that means you're no one from our audience uh I mean he came out smirking I found the whole thing incredibly embarrassing um I had to remind myself that he is the prime minister and if you're watching a repeat and something Good's happened thank God for that [Applause] he kept saying it was his duty to turn up to people's leaving dudes on the grounds that this was good for morale even if it was against the regulations where's the rest of us who were trying to go to well funerals and in my case but leaving Jews in the in the metaphysical sense um we weren't allowed to go everyone says oh it's all about the booze and it's all about the parties how Puritan forget about it it's the fact that they made the rules and we stuck by them and he didn't I mean that is still the point let's change some mind all right it's a business meeting I'm joking just recorded it's fictional party was a business meet I can understand how infuriating it must be to think that the people who have been setting the rules have not been following the rules Mr Speaker because I was also Furious to see that clip or maybe his fear is maybe that's him picking up someone else's glass of wine going what is this what do you call this she said that a recent poll found that 96 of the British population are in favor of Channel 4 being privatized it turns out she's correct with the number but in the opposite way it's actually 96 of the population are against the privacy it's an easy mistake to make she actually managed to dig herself into an even deeper hole let's say what happened 53 of the public were not aware that channel 4 was state-owned and they thought it was already owned by a private company yes that's quite a vulnerable issue I think for for you since my colleague here had to explain that to you at the last session leader of sogap the printer's Union accused of selling the printers out to Rupert Murdoch a labor peer and possibly a friend of yours oh I knew her when she did was on the labor benches but she's now died she's not there anymore you're not kept in touch I made him recently let's have a look at Ian sat next to Norman Willis [Applause] am I on the right as part of the Jubilee celebrations some towns are becoming cities absolutely it's the news that eight towns have been upgraded to cities as part of the Jubilee celebrations the new cities are anger Bangor in Northern Ireland that's a place not an instruction oh um Bangor Garden City status today what's your thoughts I think it's disgraceful if we got it because there's nothing in Bangor on his charity shops new Neymar place which has applied four times to become a city and been snubbed every time Swindon reading oh ready reading it is reading has been rejected four times and according to one commentator is forever condemned to be just a really big when I took over at private eye we had a court case in which my predecessor was in the dock and the Barrister said is anything in private eye untrue and my predecessor said yes the apologies and Everton football club okay uh well the thing that's happened to Everton in the last week or so was that they've managed to avoid relegation from the Premiership so that must be why they're there I know you big fan of football so what do you know I just wanted to say how sorry I was that Everton have gone down they haven't no they haven't they gone up no they've avoided religion you're great Bozo I just said what left panicked after spotting a welcome to Luton sign air passengers at Gatwick Airport is bang on a prankster sparked Panic amongst air passengers destined for Gatwick 60 miles from Luton by putting the following sign in a field near the airport Mount uses recycling bin to what to catch an alligator oh there we go uh this is from materials recycling world it must have been over the moon to finally have an interesting recycling story after a man in Florida used a recycling bin to catch an alligator here it is [Applause] but that's not the end of the story when the recycling man comes around on Monday yeah special thanks of course to the guy filming it offering what I believe we call moral telephonic support Ed an alligator [Applause]

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Published: Mon Dec 05 2022