The Best of Game Grumps - Super Mario Galaxy

welcome SuperMario a galaxy by the way I'm thinking of renaming my groin area the Mushroom Kingdom there's devid destruction all around Mario is just like just for this moment you should be like Oh somehow I don't remember this UFO I don't I first played it I can't hear you princess you're in space piece of [ __ ] oh no pop me you better not do stuff to my bunny unbuckle yeah I'd be in my driveway looking up at the moon and trying to like grab it and I feel like I can get it and then I jump like half an inch off the ground and my mom was like almost it's when you it's when you're taking a when you're taking it particularly I don't like where this is going on you look delightful and be Mario alright next time on game grumps okay you made it look like a ocean down there but it's not ocean it's not it's stars hi I am a oceanographer I am a world famous anthropologist I should have just not said impressive yeah never gonna stop what why is he like rolling with this crew you're way cooler hanging out these herbes [ __ ] hate them oh okay I feel like my star is distracting you so no no it's not at all actually I'll leave it off screen this is when you know you're [ __ ] like tired and lazy like yeah when your mind makes up rhymes but not actually a funny way to present them yeah so my brain was just like Pluto Neruda and then just no joke to go with Brian and I travel we like to sit there and come up with like really stupid characters that are like the premise is too dumb to even like make a song or anything about mm-hmm and one of them was a Chinese doctor with the last name hu so it's like who and then like everyone's always like hey Doctor Who where's your chart what if he was a really big Doctor Who fan and he's like it's he's the doctor alright yeah yeah Doctor Who jesus [ __ ] what are you an idiot it's just something about anyway your pancreas yeah we were during the stream and Ross [ __ ] he was like getting loopy so he like poured some water on him to wake himself up or whatever and he was laying down on his back so he like poured water on his face and he was like what the heck you have a friend that like just text random [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] to you I mean besides me I mean this might be an internet thing that I've just never heard of but like it just weird random [ __ ] that never answers the question I'm like hey dude do you want to get dinner tonight and his response was it's weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they made [ __ ] answer the question I need to make plans if you care so much about the [ __ ] pirate friendships why don't you maintain this one doo doo doo doo runnin at the leg doo doo doo you falling off the leg mother's not proud what the [ __ ] was I saying oh yeah actually I don't remember I don't I don't why I said oh yeah just the long run I don't know how much you know about space but for me I'm a [ __ ] master ask me anything about space is it big probably you like cartoons douche bag uh actually douche bag is a hygienic product so that I'll take that as a compliment thank you it's the weirdest well as Aristotle once famously said where's the bathroom I really go [ __ ] I feel like you have to date someone for a while before like not only are UK with farting around them but farting like on their person that feels like a year to kind of say oh man I love it dude what do you what do you think you're going to do to this city what is it you really want Bane and Bane's like he's like no way Bane I got a I got a I know I talked about in an old episode that I got a wrong number text from somebody but I just got another wrong number text from somebody a different person a different person okay and the first thing that they texted me was I think a fun line to say at a gay bar is hey whose dick do i gotta suck to suck a dick around does he have like hot eyes right now I did first of all no one says pot okay you [ __ ] narc geojo g-give it nice okay cool thank God if we only had 22 lives I was about to lose my [ __ ] bro you finally came I've heard that in a gay porn before I think I should yeah just be ready dude I'm sorry that Rosalina no Aaron you greedy [ __ ] bastard you're like oh there's the end there's the princess there's our know I need three dude you [ __ ] kicked his ass yeah well you really licked his ass oh very low sodium don't do me any [ __ ] favors Pepsi like this is a health drink jeez it's very high incision hmm what was that it's very high in baby to her we think you'll love new Pepsi it's got an increased concentration did you know it was actually Patrick Swayze singing that song did you just fart with your mouth do that what no that's just me singing Patrick's we just want like for a second I didn't yes you did that was on the I think that was on the game no dude you did it with your mouth I heard it I could not have I would have been the first to know about that you mouth farted like like a Megaton bomb dude yeah will you ask burps I can bring up the volume on that mouth part yeah it was there it was [ __ ] there you know Johnny Depp grew up in Florida did you really yeah he accessorize 'as a lot the Nintendo Twitter they made it tweet about wigglers and it was like it was something like Mario but they spelled it wrong so some gorgeous like a ton of people like retweeted tickets and they were like whoa Mario got a little crazy berry ik has been out of town so in my calendar it says berries back and I also like where we're filming we're filming a sketch tomorrow so I have to shave so like I wrote down shave as well but I guess they were too close to each other so it looks like shave Barry's back my friends are news like what's going on Thursday dude if we could finish Pokemon firered that was bill a long way towards our fan base not think you were a bunch of [ __ ] idiots nice job idiot okay okay there was a there's a lot of time for realization I know never mind yeah yeah and then we revisit Pokemon in 2025 when like I'm in my mid-40s like one episode of yeah game Krabs has been like done for like 20 years oh my god lying to get the show dude [ __ ] depth perception I cannot handle oh boy it is not it's nobody's fault especially not mine's just the only person with the controller it's just weird rest enough how nobody's Papa says because the last ninja sex party album because the camera keeps [ __ ] swinging around just throw me off that's what the problem is it's very easy to call someone to sell out when you know you're living with your parents and everything's taken care of and my you know I got medical bills man I don't know what to say oh man yeah did [ __ ] just get too real I'm gonna do some ketchup for all those harsh Browns you serving right because you know how automated systems have the parts that like are used for every part of the of every phone call and then like there's a part that like changes based on the patient as to the part that's changed on the patient I guess is [ __ ] up so it was like hello this is CVS pharmacy calling for we wanted to tell you that your prescription for is now available it was so [ __ ] funny somebody who doesn't know how to use like a phone or like a phone system very well just kind of you know it's like would you like to accept a call from my mom oh god oh god oh god don't [ __ ] around with the bits dammit [ __ ] goddamn son of a [ __ ] [ __ ] mom please a [ __ ] what were you saying my eyes are open wide to the pure sunlight first you know ooh candy you know what from by your tone it sounds like you've you think you've had a breakthrough by what you actually said just last episode I was like did I get too deep and you're like no people love that [ __ ] like get as deep as you want this episode you're like oh shut up Jesus yeah no I uh uh go I'll go but like it would go in the ocean yeah I'll do it I mean you only live once but like it is very did you just [ __ ] Yolo well it's true that [ __ ] like let's not get off-topic please did I tell you the problem I had with my buddy I I used voice-to-text he was saying like we were gonna do something later and I was like [ __ ] a man so excited and it ended up coming out man [ __ ] a man so excited cool good for you there's a Twitter account called Kierkegaard - Ian that combines the writings of noted Danish philosopher Soren Kierkegaard with the tweets of Kim Kardashian I'm in the stage now where I wake up with a flat belly but then as I eat it pops out and I see the self that I truly am skirt is by Chloe heels are by Manolo but everything that makes me impure comes from within just so I hit 164 thousand followers you guys that is so crazy do you think I'm a fool who believes the world becomes better when it praises him at Kanye West Congrats baby on getting almost 5 million views now all you have to fear is death that's a lot of bats bats but you feel like a [ __ ] for breaking all those bricks now yo I feel like a major [ __ ] don't you hate when you like you leave the house then you come back home after like eight hours and you're just like man something smells like [ __ ] in here and then it's the trash and you're like how did I not smell this before I left the house it's just cuz you were like sleeping in it all day and it's just like never mind ask me what I did in the morning what would you do right so woke up and I what if you really asked me what I did in the morning I was like what you do then write you a shot [ __ ] mind your own business because they're my booger flakes and I will [ __ ] deal with them as I see fit awesome whether we turn into an 80s commercial any goddamn minority has been rallying behind white superheroes who I can't die rally behind the black superhero right yeah I mean Dora the Explorer's [ __ ] Chinese a problem with yeah have you ever watched Dora the Explorer yes there's large swaths of silence oh yeah because they want you to participate yeah and but like when you watch that [ __ ] as an adult she's like should I go left or right and she clearly has to go left and I'm just like left and then she just doesn't do anything she just stands there blinking and I'm like god damn it you Chinese [ __ ] get the rice out of your ears and go laughs she's like okay oh [ __ ] oh I can kill this [ __ ] dry bones and they won't bother me anymore and now I can run around and get all the star bits and it'll be cool and that's the end of this song it's still going though pretty close there's 120 stars and how many do we would you yeah if I were a ghost I wouldn't I would [ __ ] a lot of other ghosts seriously good job good job Aaron my girlfriend in high school had it damn it from Sugar Ray he was he's a host only like I could [ __ ] like overlay your last three deaths like perfectly they would just line up I've heard this was on reddit which I never go to except for like a couple times I go to it which means I go to it sometimes anyway say the thing ever I feel like [ __ ] someone's dad swifty tails three my hands there's not enough time to do it in this amount of time oh maybe you can blow the other one I have something to show you death I'd love to see it this is how I Jack my dear girl this is like my dick over here and this is that what yeah get off what that's it what you wanted to show me yeah and then when I get before the episode started you were like hey let's start the episode I got something like the only reason you feel speed is because we have an atmosphere oh crap you're right and you're like blasting through air particles right in space you wouldn't feel anything so you could be going like a zillion trillion miles an hour you would even know it Thank You scientist Erin zillion trillion why do they have to [ __ ] personify everything do they personify each little star bit okay do you think that having sexual intercourse with God that would be like the best thing ever well it depends do you believe God is a man or a woman or a concept but you know I may have sex with woman god I'd have sex with dude god I have sex with concept you can't take a guy's word on the size of his dick like who's gonna be like oh yeah I got got me a tiny floppy micro penis welcome back to another episode of game grumps okay yeah like I've talked about my dog like Molly has she like her nicknames were like it was Molly then mall then monsters then mall ball and poops and poopers and pooper 2 scoops and a finally baron von poopin stein the malls the mall balls and poop poop look once I finish reading drawing on the right side of the brain uh-huh I'll probably be able to teach you some cool stuff really yeah like being able to hit the same jagged Bob five times in a row could you not draw at all like when you started court you think I came out the [ __ ] drawn [ __ ] Mozart I do wait so people still make fun of me because of that tweet that I made which one was that in like 2001 I was like if I ever make a let's play kill me and honestly I think you've stayed completely true because you do a let's play and after almost every game or obsession did we did we start the episode yet like I'm absent mindedly singing like early 90s music if you're trying to like talk about how you got head from a girl in like a tough street manner you can also sound like you're you got head from Yoshi they could be like yo she blew me right she blew me last night Yoshi we had a weird moment and I are both kind of out of it today and Aaron was just like I'll just practice this episode I just practiced this a little run through here and he was doing it quietly and like I suddenly like lost my place and time and snapped out of a daze and like I suddenly realized like like perhaps we had started an episode and we just hadn't seen it really for minutes and I was like oh my god why does this wall need to be camo'd that's a goodness to blend in with itself wait what rocks at me the wall was camo I couldn't see it I'm sorry I'm gonna make this work woah oh that's the big-ass melon and that's a big-ass star hello I am NOT asking Dan to do any favors for me yeah specifically [ __ ] here what's why would you even say that God what if we just [ __ ] one day dude you're so weird right now you do realize that I have voice messages from you saying like it and let's say I just need you inside my house that happened like two years ago okay [ __ ] I'm gonna sound stupid if this was already on an episode but I was like oh man you're like what were you doing I was like you know just [ __ ] jacking it with a [ __ ] finger up my ass and you were like oh my god have you done that it's the best right I was like no maybe [ __ ] curious and like god damn it I'm busy dude my butt yeah to me with an entire arm there used to be a place in my town like a diner and there's a woman there who would always be like I'd order a hot chocolate and she baked and then like one day I guess I must have been stoned or something but I just didn't think I was like like right back to her and she was like okay what the [ __ ] are you doing man it's the crap eater crap eater whoa Aaron Brad watch out boy whoa Oh I'll chew you up that's a Hall & Oates reference kids let's get into that grab it it's my favorite cereal Paula no way I can really taste the hall well I was thinking more like it's like a trucker themed cereal oh we gotta get these oats to Nebraska by 3:00 a.m. people are gonna need their breakfast that blowy I got at the truck stop lasted much longer than anticipated it's all enough and the horror looks up from like her dick she's like now with more fiber is he gonna live oh my god oh yeah oh yeah that's yeah look at the size of that shine that's a star star that a shiny star no I didn't know on sand if balloons something something German song what the [ __ ] killer way alright so please look down at your feet but hooray we did it thanks for joining us everyone we really love you thank you I love you as well usually says it like really nice and then I say it like sort of jokingly but I mean it just as much he does and I love you Aaron I love you too oh I know you meant

Channel: BestOf LetsPlay

Views: 553,261

Rating: 4.893383 out of 5

Keywords: let's play, game grumps, super mario sunshine, grumps, dan's dad, super mario galaxy

Id: 8JNS9pFg5wU

Length: 26min 37sec (1597 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 27 2016