The Bernie Mac Sacrifice 👁

i ain't scared of you [ __ ] i'm gonna tell you something straight off the [ __ ] press i ain't coming for no foolishness and new york goddammit y'all [ __ ] women look good y'all like a bigger [ __ ] sometimes you look good but i love sex i love it can't do [ __ ] no more and i'm blessed [Applause] i'm big wounded i'm heavy structured i'm hung low if i pull my [ __ ] out this whole room get dark kick ass [Applause] [Music] you don't understand i ain't scared of you [ __ ] [Applause] i love i love sex man i love it by the pound i believe they put that [ __ ] in cans can you imagine sex gonna be shoplifting and [ __ ] folks be playing ball man they know what you can really do man i'm time give me a six-pack and put some going in kick it you don't understand [Applause] i ain't scared of you [ __ ] women just do anything until you talk to any kind of way you want to talk to somebody it don't make no more [ __ ] sense i'm in a bar minding my business cooling off just being cool like i am chilling woman gonna come to me this is just any goddamn thing she won't do she said mac i said yeah that's my name so i can ask you a question i said yeah she says this [ __ ] tastes like pumpkin pie made me mad as hell so ask me no damn question like that i never had no pumpkin pie kick ass [Applause] [Music] you don't understand [Music] so can you give me 150 000 and these guys who grew up with me on welfare they asked me like what the hell you know the hundred fifty thousand dollars is anyway you never had 1500 your entire life and you know you read the newspaper how much money i'm gonna make this year didn't you mm-hmm i had a guy tell me charles he said wow man they're about to put me out of my house man i'm eight months behind i said you should have called me when you was a day behind [Music] [Applause] don't call me eight months call me the day that you owe it you know if you want help that's not help that's taken care of you know and then when they sit there and they play psychological blackmail with you you can't read all of the love oh man that's the thing i give my agent he says i don't understand how you do this cause i don't that's why i hired you yeah because these people they got the best story you sometimes when i was younger i listened to these stories i'd be crying like where's my checkbook yeah and i said hey man i can't do this because you get you know you get a hundred hundred a week i did it you get hundreds a week from strangers yeah not from friends from people you don't even know yeah yeah but i'm good at i i see it coming when they come to the house and all of a sudden they knock on the door hey man what's happening wrong with you it's rough out here man no i don't know how i'm gonna go home and tell your sister that um we gotta move y'all gotta move yeah we can't stay here can we that's setting you up setting you up wow man i just can't get ahead just can't get it [Laughter] yeah the more you cry the less you pissed then i ain't giving you guys i'm not giving you a coupon there's something else that's unbelievable oh they saw me and they will never stop and you know what rule number one if you ever get into some money if somebody call you after nine o'clock don't let them in i need to talk to you talk to them in the morning come to the office but they ain't never the murderer there they ain't gonna murder but if you say no you better ball you better say no just like this why ain't got it i didn't care really you know i i really did i didn't care i mean you know uh television i never watch what somebody else does it does not matter bernie and matt got to do his thing think what was your ultimate goal what did you want to do to be the best to be the best within myself uh-huh i'm not in competition with anybody so you didn't care what form that took i don't care what people say uh when i went home one day i told my daughter i said uh baby girl who's what about what eight when i told her i said um i might say some things you might hear dan say some things maybe that's not bad they're jokes and it does not matter as long as you know the truth and when she got big she started fighting for me he ain't like that you know she just get mad you know they said bernie's rough he's raunchy he ain't he's just telling joey playing she's getting mad you know and i think that's more was more important to me than jokes oprah and i can differentiate them from from this it's a time and place for everything you know when i do church functions i don't talk like bernie bernie mac when i do kids shows and stuff i'm a comedian i'm you know i'm not a black comic i didn't want a black show i want a show i make everybody laugh tommy you're jackson how did his death impact your own man you know i felt that because tommy was the only dude on the show that i really you know kept in touch with and and you know hung out at his house and and um you know talked and you know time was cool i was on the road in in baltimore he came out man because he was doing something that boston came out to the show we hung out you know and uh to hear that man that was that was dede's mother the little girl from uh bernie mac show mother called me and told me about tommy because they was tight you know and um that was kind of that was kind of that was that was a tough blow right there and they have like a wake-up call and like for yourself or how did you get it with me man because you know i want to get knee surgery you know he went in for knee surgery and ended up you know right so you know he went in from knee surgery you know right so i'm like i put that knee surge off for a while i'm not real deal yeah so you know that's that junk that that shouldn't happen that seemed like something that shouldn't happen that shouldn't happen that seemed like something that shouldn't happen man but you know it was it was it was a tough blow man he went bernie when bernie passed was tough man yeah tough you know and bernie man was one of the coolest dudes you could ever meet i mean bernie used to man you know he he he tell you to come up to like during lunch man he had the buffet in this room he like yo man i ain't gotta worry about it come up to the room man i got a whole lot of food i mean that's how he was you know he was a cool cat man yeah i mean kind of did he ever talk about what he was trying to do before like his passing did you ever kind of get it out like what else was he trying to accomplish because i feel like when the show to me that's what a lot of people want they want their own show especially with their name on it well you know i really get into that about it about you know what he what he wanted but i just know that you know he was very passionate about his work you know i i believe they probably worked him to death because you know he was trying to promote um is it was it mr 3000 yeah it was it was it was something like that he was trying to promote it and um they just like kept running it man you know come do this um what's that what's that what's the what's the one with with uh um what's that what's that show of that movie uh oceans oceans because you know brad pitt had hurt his ankle so they was trying to push production so that bernie could do it and um you know bernie was like you know he he told he told us man he said man it was like the mob man it's like they was like yo bernie we made you man you know you were doing this thing over here and you know we got this thing and so they i think they i think they ran them to death though the real bernie is the bernie mac tv show that's bernie you know that's when he's sitting the camera in america i'm telling you right now this is bernie talking you know now on stage he taking up a level and he throw a little extra slang a little extra you know accent on you know something in the swag but bernie commanded the stage and he was such a big character and the thing about bernie at that time he was the only one really doing movies during the kings of comedy that's why he ended up closing the show because we knew bernie from his his movie cameos and he killed every part you know he has memorable characters and all his films so um and he showed that range i mean he did everything from jengalang jangalang you know to a coach in certain movies and uh baseball player mr 3000 and uh you know and then the whole you know the black movie stuff he did in the 90s you know like with the booty calls and other things like that and played preachers and all type of things he was very you know versatile any particular story between him a conversation that stands out i have many many burning stories but one of the stories man i always i joke about it but you know i think subconsciously he's part of the reason why i never really went to la and you know played the game and slept on people's couches and struggled to make it to the game you know to the level of the industry um what a because i didn't need to because i was you know making money in chicago and i've always you know i come from a background of entrepreneurship i used to own a subway sandwich shop and before the subway i was in the streets you know because i own the subway downtown chicago at age 25. so you know this way before even jared was the spokesperson um so bernie we had a couple of little like conversations where he would give me advice so this was one of the times i was just coming up in the ranks and he had finally kind of acknowledged us because in chicago until bernie said she was funny or you know let you work his room melt your nears he had this tuesday night room then you know you hadn't made we all wanted bernie's you know seal of approval so i had figured i finally got it because teen summit the bt show had booked he and i to be on a panel on the show because the executive producer uh was in chicago and i was doing a uh auction charity auction where we were doing auctioning dates so these were notable people in chicago and they were you know anyway so she saw me she thought i was funny i hadn't really made it yet but i had done comic view already so they put me and ellen cleghorn who was a black woman from saturday night live bernie and one other comic i can't really think of who it is right now so they put us me and bernie on the same flight in the same limo you know to the studio so we flew into chicago from chicago together and we were sitting and talking and then we got in the limo and he said look here man i see you you're coming up you're doing your thing but uh i'll tell you you got to be original you got to do your thing but don't rush off too late he said conquer your city first then come to l.a because a lot of cats come out to la too too soon and they end up being a small fish in the big pond and he said and some of them in there broke a sucking dick and i was like broke a sucker dick i'm like it ain't no other in between like broken selling cars or broken waiting tables it's either broken sucking dicks i'm like well let me wait so that was a really funny story they used to let steve harvey be the headliner of the [ __ ] kings of comedy they used to list steve harvey was the headliner because at the time he was having the most [ __ ] he was the most famous [ __ ] right but he was bombing too many nights coming behind d.l sid and bernie they had to make him the host but steve harvey found a way even though he wasn't talented he still found a way to become that [ __ ] got talent man as i said man the [ __ ] was vomiting at night on that king's coming i mean yeah that's different but he got some talent cuz he going after [ __ ] you can't go after my man let me tell you something man dl didn't come saying did it come buddy yeah get the [ __ ] out of here [ __ ] that [ __ ] ain't gonna work they made steve the host stole so steve can't get booed every night how would damon do if he followed them what they know let me tell you something damon did oh running with the kings of comedy oh that's dope he was one of the openers right oh boy latham gave him five hundred dollars you gotta get there you gotta put yourself up let me tell y'all i know this cause on my mama it was offered to me right i was like get the [ __ ] out of here [ __ ] you ain't gonna have me on no tour for no five hundred dollars right 500 when damon was opening up for the king's coming if i'm lying i'm dying am i lying david 500 you get there you put yourself up get the [ __ ] out of here when i did the kings of comedy in seattle me and bernie mac weren't even cool like no best friend [ __ ] but bernie mac knew me from the circuit right and i went up there before them no music no nothing they just opened the curtain and put me out there rip that [ __ ] that [ __ ] bernie was like hey man this [ __ ] oh man i never forgot it this is my bernie mac moment right bernie was like man let this [ __ ] open up the tour whoa dude ain't gonna give me no cheese so when i saw damon doing that [ __ ] i was like but look [ __ ] how you open up for the kings of comedy and you still ain't making it let me tell you why cause yous are opener [ __ ] you are opening act you gotta you gotta had a courage to find steve harvey and say steve sir show me how you did it show me how you made it with no talent that's what you have to do my [ __ ] i'm trying to tell you you all that [ __ ] you did to me and i'm still giving you the game right now you need to find a talentless comedian who made it and ask him what do you have to do to get it even though i could tell you it's either kiss ass or [ __ ] boys steve harvey kissed ass that's how he got it everybody thinks steve harvey's some stand-up ass [ __ ] man no [ __ ] he kissed ass old girl who owned tv one he used to kiss her ass that's how he had the radio show out here and when he found out he was getting fired he cried cried on air look it up look it up yeah look it up steve harvey is in a position of relevance right now because he knows the [ __ ] to get up under bernie mac's oldest soul they don't even let you see things like this until you sell your soul so when bernie mac uh got that show he had sold his soul to bernie mac show then he started getting movies but way before then uh he was just doing comedian didn't show bernie nothing when bernie started getting his feet wet they started taking him to pandora by his mind was blown but then they put him under the oath where he won't talk you know throw the goat up here and there put your hands in pyramid that's loath so as bernie started making more money his name became a household name they started taking bernie to the clone lab because there is a thing called clone lab and they all over the not just in america they're all over the world all right um they control them anywhere rich folks they they and they're they're always in places you never think they are it's like it could be a desert like nothing exists and it's this one [ __ ] pond of water or or some old trees that's usually where it's at it's underground they got it man it's just like it's just like the movies they telling you the truth in the movies so nevertheless bernie mac was introduced to the call now they they take you there they took him there they let him see the fights at first he thought it was cool you know uh it was like eyes wide shut they screwing in front of you they doing bizarre things man bestiality you're going damn right but the part that tripped him out how they showed him they literally showed him how they cloned people they take the real person and put him off to the left and make two more you it blew his mind just like they did the dogs the fish did all of that he's like wait whoa i'm tripping that ain't real person then they start you know they stab the person to make you see they bleed they're real and they can feel that pain you understand so his mind is blown now he hadn't been a couple of times and the only time they would be willing to put you in shackles so you don't talk if he's not bringing revenue but bernie mac is funny as hell brandon matt bringing a lot of money so he said we're gonna let him make movies he's gonna say nothing he know what he know what's good for him and who's gonna believe him anyway right so this was heavy on bernie very heavy on them but they already had them chipped once they take you to the clone lab you have to get chips steve harvey is chip oprah's chip dl hugely chip said entertainers that's why they don't say nothing and this is what happened to bernie when bernie started to have these conversations they can hear everything he's saying so they made them go into pain more so they can put your body in pain he still oh i'm hurting them hurting them hurting so bernie had a talk with steve harvey uh d.l hewgley and said entertainer because he believed he could talk to them like man we got to tell somebody about this [ __ ] man cloning people they advising hey man this [ __ ] been going on since the 40s we're gonna make our money steve harvey big lip ass right so bernie was really adamant about it but it was heavy on his head so bernie did the king they let him do that tour he came back he still was cool but shortly after he did a movie which i believe was samuel jackson i ain't for sure and he was still good but shortly after that movie got done he kept bringing it up so steve goes and rat him out well they knew what he was saying but still like he's becoming a problem so they hold a meeting without bernie and they asked dale hughley the same thing say what y'all what is he saying he's saying that we gotta you know we gotta expose this okay they amped his chip up because the chip controlled every vital sign in your body bernie got real sick went to the hospital and they knew what was going on steve harvey knew d.l ugly knew said the entertainer knew that they ratted him out and he know that death was coming they knew death was coming bernie wasn't ashore at the present time but when he started getting real sick he said these [ __ ] doing this to me but bernie did tell his wife what was going on and she been scared shitless ever since and they didn't want him to tell her too much so they turned it all the way up and killed him while he was in the hospital and they didn't have to be there they did it by remote control that's how cloning works and that's how the chip work it works by remote so somebody could have been acting like a janitor acting like they dared to see their loved one could have been sitting in a weight room and hit the remote to turn his chip up to send him to fatal which is death that's how bernie mac left here being ratted out by steve and dehl all them [ __ ] so fake man our administration believes that there are loopholes that could allow the cloning of human beings if such if the technology were developed therefore today i am issuing a directive that bans the use of any federal funds for any cloning of human beings effective immediately no federal agency may support fund or undertake such activity of course a great deal of research and activity in this area is supported by private funds that is why i am urging the entire scientific and medical community every foundation every university every industry that supports work in this area to heed the federal government's example i'm asking for a voluntary moratorium on the cloning of human beings until our bioethics advisory commission and our entire nation have had a real chance to understand and debate the profound ethical implications of the latest advances as we gain a fuller understanding of this technology we must proceed not with caution not just with caution but also with a conscience by insisting that not a single taxpayer dollar supports human cloning and by urging a moratorium on all private research in this area we can ensure that as we move forward on this issue we weigh the concerns of faith and family and philosophy and values not merely of science alone thank you very much this way with an aneurysm he tried to start a mutiny there saying we can't have this we all got to shut this place down this this place is the devil he said he was awesome he tried to basically save me spoke up for me there uh he said we can't be doing this through human being i've seen enough of this this is fools well other people started to join in with them so elizabeth put a stop of that real quick they cut him up for hours and they made everybody sit there and watch him getting chopped as an example going well all of us up in here god and blessed us but i've still got the that old ghetto mentality if i die oh if i die all of a sudden they're gonna be pettiness [Music] left his peoples i ain't leaving nobody no i got my wheel all done i got it on tape and everything yeah everything are you okay i'm not here now i'm not here but i now want to say to all my aunts uncle you know that i had a good time right here on earth i'm gone now there's no funeral and i know you're all pissed off about that right now don't believe you all just what you all left me [ __ ] i'm not giving up pay all my life i paid y'all rent your car though helped out school tuition i just don't want nobody banging my wife and i'm gone sitting on my bed wearing my room my jewelry and driving my boat is that selfish you just letting it all go back let me let it go back the weapons but we all kind of grew up got became good people see now i don't know what the [ __ ] going on now sex too much sex every time i turn around i'm so sick of [ __ ] i don't know what to [ __ ] do no man [ __ ] make me sick that pink [ __ ] saw milk that pink bastard man is a drug don't tell me i'm wearing the patch right now don't tell me i'm telling you man ain't no no no see a grown man grown woman get together so you want something i said i'll give you something you bust a nut i bust a nut how the [ __ ] i got to pay your rent after that goddamn [ __ ] i ain't never seen a [ __ ] with a meat on it that [ __ ] [ __ ] me up there man this [ __ ] is unfucking believable man pay my bill telephone bill light bill i'm not paying a [ __ ] thing now i wish i wish i would get black man i can't about the blackmail me see that's why i'm [ __ ] around because i wanna i don't wanna know what's can't blackmail me i'm gonna tell your wife i'll tell my [ __ ] wife if i let another [ __ ] tell him i got there why bernard i tell your wife [ __ ] i tell myself i'll go home wake up what's wrong wake up just listen keep your hands so i can see them oh man sex is a [ __ ] man sex is so goddamn funny man we all we all trip out on it but the funny thing about sex man is i'm a comedian you know i be laughing i ain't laughing at you i'm laughing at [ __ ] you be saying you know two who god damn it i ain't scared of you [ __ ] [Music] all right y'all it's black balloon what's going on sunday series sunday sacrifice series y'all already know we're keeping it going man and i was a bernie mac sacrifice um you know you know as far as you know doing the bernie mac video you know i kind of knew going into it it wasn't going to be just you know so much out there for me to just grab and you know have you know against bernie as far as i'm like exposing things which he did every now and then throughout his career but it wasn't like the usual videos i do where he just got so much evidence of you know him exposing things in the industry you know it was just more behind the scenes things that people were saying about bernie or things that he said or you know just [ __ ] that you could hear in the cracks you know and just kind of find out what was going on between you know him steve harvey and you know that whole just era of the you know kings of comedy um you know you can only imagine like the real things that was going on behind the scene and the possible jealousy that could have been going on because bernie being who bernie was you know and just you know being the front runner of the entire you know that entire era basically between him you know steve harvey deal hugely and said entertainer you know i'm saying you can only imagine you know because at the end of the day these are regular people like as in i'm saying these are humans these are people with feelings who get just as jealous and envious and you know angry over little [ __ ] just like how anyone else would you know no matter if they're famous or not especially when they feel like they're not getting something you know being a part of the same industry as this man is a part of and you know he's getting more you know what i'm saying like people get jealous people get envious you know and they'll do anything to cross you out to see you going so they can be on top you know and i'm more speaking on like steve harvey and the people that you know who basically benefited from bernie mac being gone you know because steve harvey no one is no one thinks he's funny you know he just never made me laugh i would never go and watch anything with steve harvey in it you know i'm just i'm good it's not funny to me and and mostly everybody feels that way you know um you know so so so that that can kind of just give you like you know um it can paint a picture of how you know what what could have possibly be been going on behind the scenes you know as far as them and you know obviously steve harvey basically blew up got his own talk show all kind of [ __ ] you know a real deal puppet for the industry you know he does what he has to do you know just like what's the name was saying kiss his ass you know and he seems like one of those kind of people you know he he honestly does you know what i'm saying and the crazy thing about steve harvey you know um the crazy thing about him and my connection to steve harvey is i actually went his two sons actually went to my high school and and it's weird it's kind of weird you know because one of them one i think i think one of them might have been like um maybe maybe adopted or something maybe not his real son because he had once one one of his sons looked exactly like steve harvey and he was more you know he was more feminine and then he had a dark-skinned son um that didn't really look like him at all so it was a little confusing um but they they they both um went to my school you know when i was in high school or whatever so i was just like kind of like a little side um you know personal connection to steve harvey that i have but just being in the area where i went to high school just a lot of people you know a lot of people from um the industry just happened to just go to that school for some reason i don't know i'm assuming because it was partly a performing arts school but anyway you know um you know so with this whole video you know i felt you know once again i kind of i felt confident that it actually you know kind of showed who bernie was and what he's still for you know what i'm saying um you know so we can just kind of you know uh just get the picture of who bernie was basically for the people that didn't really you know know too much about bernie mac you know what i'm saying um and i thought i thought it was crazy that one part where bro man uh what he said tommy went into the hospital for knee surgery and end up dying right when i thought of that i immediately thought of other celebrities you know um which basically bernie was the same way they tried to say bernie died from what he was already sick from when i showed y'all in the clip that he actually didn't you know he actually they say die from pneumonia which the crazy thing about that um brittany murphy died from pneumonia as well britney murphy bm she died a year before bernie mac bernie mac bm brittany murphy bm i don't know if that you know i don't believe in coincidences so i find that to be crazy that britney murphy died from pneumonia a year and a half before um no no i think it was a year and a half after bernie mac actually if i'm not mistaken i can't remember that i had to check um fact check that date but they both die from pneumonia you know i'm saying like basically right in a year and a half span of each other so that's odd you know people going into the hospital for things that may have nothing to do you know with something that you can die from and end up dying that's the same way with prodigy prodigy went into the y'all remember that video prodigy went into the hospital for treatment for you know what he's been going through and end up dying choking on the egg like get out of here bro get out of here you know what i'm saying so all these sacrifice videos i'm doing if y'all not noticing all of these shits like they have relations like i shouldn't have to bring up prodigy in a bernie mac video you know what i'm saying if i didn't have nothing to relate them to if if no story tied together like why am i bringing up prodigy in the bernie mac video you know why why is like tommy going to the hospital for knee surgery and then dying from some whole other [ __ ] you know what i'm saying like these are they're the same patterns so if these patterns in so-called coincidences didn't exist i wouldn't be bringing them up in multiple videos you know like like when i did the um capital steez and lori joe and mac miller i brought up them in like every single video there was a relation for mac miller and and um steve's in like three different videos you know what i'm saying so it's like this stuff is all time back you know and showing the patterns that they basically use man you know what i'm saying and um you know so i don't know you know um you know i'll just say it like this once again this video is kind of like left up to question you know what do you believe you believe he found out about cloning and they killed him from that do you believe his character was just sacrificed off the scene and you know bernie mac may be still alive somewhere else you know what i'm saying um you know what do you think you know do you think the cloning thing is real do you think he actually found out about that and wanted to expose that or do you think that's just a theory that got popular because joshua i don't know if i said his name right josh um you know because he kind of made it popular years ago you know what i'm saying and um donald marshall you know so um y'all let me know what y'all believe in the comments what y'all think you know what i'm saying um and [ __ ] you know pretty much that's the that's the bernie mac video man um i figured this would be dope you know i don't know if many of y'all expected this one i ain't really want to tell y'all which one i was doing just so it can kind of be like you know boom burning back you know what i'm saying um but yeah man y'all already know what's going on man ain't gonna keep this one too long you know i'm saying just lead us up for discussion in the comments man y'all let me know what's going on as always i'm always seeing y'all comments and suggestions so you know i'm trying to get to them just you know timely fashion you know um so uh y'all definitely just you know keep letting me know keep commenting if i don't see it i'll eventually see it you know y'all suggestions and requests and things like that for videos so y'all already know what's going on man this black balloon and i'm gonna see y'all soon

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Published: Sun Feb 28 2021