The 2020 JermAwards and Jermania Extravaganza

how we doing got the suit on oh oops happy new year got a 20 year old suit on [ __ ] uh he's transforming no and the shelf is right there too that was like in her and i got like a [ __ ] suit on uh we've got the rumble to do they're almost i understand listen they're almost 40 characters in this rumble 40 a lot before we even get started i got to thank a few people i got to thank crowsky nail lead the jacket vr josh cad btv grump clump and all the other mods without their help this stream does not happen like without their help it it just this physically would not happen so oh and also uh super dozer making [ __ ] all these videos it's a shitload of videos it's like 19 videos so you look sexy as [ __ ] ow i just like popped my shoulder i like [ __ ] what hurt [ __ ] uh we have i'll tell you with the first category coming up i'll show you gonna be this one best new character that's the first we're not doing it yet hold on i'm gonna milk this uh not really flashy this year these are just on security envelopes written in crayon and i spelt and i spelt it wrong off to a great start all right listen to me i i'm drinking a cbd drink all right it's cbd thc all right so you know how this is gonna work this is how this is going to work we're going to do four categories and then we're going to do a match in the rumble after a batch we're going to do four categories match four categories match four categories match and we'll be done well if we're ready i gotta put my headphones in let's go oh let's go let's go they said you didn't you can't even hear that let's go they said and the winner of best new character i didn't even show the nominees yet relax what if i just started reading out all the answers welcome to the stream happy new year everybody let's uh take a look at the nominees for best new character there was a couple of good ones this year see you in a minute the cow's name by the way is murious if you were not part of the free stream [Laughter] [Music] chat [Music] oh my god and unfortunately the voice actor from frog detective one would did not move on to frog detective too he was in the middle of other projects all right you won't you want me to mute his sections and i i [Music] hello hey what's up it's me oh hey what's going on how are you doing i'm doing good did you get my messages that i sent you yes i did more like that's me [Music] yeah i am invincible i am no one can [ __ ] with mr green oh jesus christ just shot out of my mouth dave yes mr green give me those t-shirts oh my god yeah and when when you guys come back remember it's me the fat [ __ ] irl come back next week and i'll shake my stomach around for you more after drinking three gatorades hello everybody welcome back dude juggles the great same character 140th stream of his career this is gonna be a good one hope you're all ready just one of those drunkers oh you want some dmt dude all right you got it i'll take them right now holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] i think the clerk at my local walmart is actually jesus reborn and here are a few hundred reasons why hey whoa man oh man you gotta settle down on the dmt like i'm asking because like a friend of mine asked me one day like yesterday he said hey dude what's the button combination if you have uh like a computer and you have a program on your computer that emulates video games he's like hey what's the button combination to save a state i was like i don't [ __ ] know leave me alone dave's piss dave's like a wicked powerful senator i get this wrong like introduce a bill to remove my [ __ ] stream hey uh jeremy i got really my my aspect ratio is swordfish one two it's going crazy fix it okay i think uh four by three i think that will help if you do if you open up that program it's all right i'll try they're all just like [ __ ] i spy with my little eyes that is orange [Music] try to keep my eye on the road son yellow powerade what's up [Music] [Laughter] son we got a problem here okay so uh the best new character of the year if you couldn't differentiate between the four of them that were on the list is ladies and gentlemen hey i the winner is with over 50.9 percent of the vote mr green mr green at number one with 50 almost 51 of the vote uh long drive dad was number two at 16.6 percent of the vote and i got too lazy to write the third one on this one it was the first one sorry about that he he destroyed it but they're all the same [ __ ] character they're all the same character and are you not hearing it and seeing it while i'm sitting here you ready here you go hey how are you doing everybody it's that's me every character the german does that's a little bit weird and might be a little fat you know if you if you if you gain some weight and you talk like this and you have like a beard ah then all of a sudden all of you you're like a bad guy all right coming up next this is gonna i this is my favorite category of the night can i just tell you this is my favorite category coming up next we have best cat puke you don't know what the cat puke is a year or two ago i think it was last year i did a noise and i kind of do a noise sometimes where i'd like pretend to throw up in my mouth and swallow it really quickly i've done it like probably 30 times in the last two years and um i don't know i don't know why i do it i just think it's funny so here's a compilation this is this is uh this is the best one of this year apparently and i did i didn't even realize how many nominees were on this list i do this too much but i i don't care i'm gonna continue to do it so that's that's just the way it is ladies and gentlemen here come the nominees for best cat puke of the year [Music] this is a water tank what [Music] that's my special it's my cut arm and cat puke pizza you have to make the noise now no i can't finally a free drink but there we go come on i can do it come on [Music] this one was just over the road [Music] i [Music] i don't i don't know this that was my favorite category ladies and gentlemen the winner of best cat puke for 2020. oh it's i don't even know which one this was i forgot already it is one more for the road from bug snacks at 20.09 percent of the vote underneath that is the water tank with the 15.5 and then underneath that one is trying to stop the water at 14.5 now you might be asking yourself why is that category on the list hey there ain't no worse peter this year i can say peter as much as i want now i can say peter ever i can say it as much as i want it's not even it's not on the list it wasn't a category replaced it with something even worse all right this next one is uh this next one is going to be very very fun for you not for me let's take a look at it now what do you think see i'm a human i'm a normal guy this is what my hair looks like sometimes uh it doesn't look very good sometimes it looks awful sometimes it looks so bad that i i'm embarrassed and a lot of people keep track of these and every year we try to find the worst case of bad hair that i've had for the entire year and there that i think this year out of all the years i think this is the worst year ever for this category i think there was so many good ones that this was tough here are the nominees worst hair of the year [Music] oh my god my career is up my my my looks are up it's up it's over it's all i can't get a [ __ ] haircut right now guys didn't understand i didn't get a haircut in [ __ ] february and do you look like hillary hillary clinton hair hillary clinton hair airline check that's all right how is that even nominated every single [ __ ] scream there's just sand outside and i just i'm like all right i'm done with the broadcast today it's been swell okay good night everybody and then 12 hours go by this overexposed camera too hey who who ordered the pizza [Music] oh the bird's nest okay so ah those are the nominees i i don't i don't think i really even have to uh we don't even need a drum roll um i don't do i really need to tell you guys what the worst one was do you really not know should we even put i mean i guess uh for sure um but it's the it's the worst hair i've ever had in my life not just this year it's the worst hair ever in my entire childhood all through my adult life is the worst hair i've ever had uh with 44.6 percent of the vote the winner my career is over when i took the uh headband down my career is over with 44.6 of the vote in second place was the mop comb over which was the one that was all that one was gross uh that was 19.14 of the vote and then in third place was hillary clinton at 13.9 percent of the vote hillary got robbed no it didn't no it didn't oh i'm sorry i am sorry but 45 look at this wait what hey [Music] that's so [ __ ] bad guys like hillary clinton was like three years old my my looks are over my career was over my career was over right there but i built it back yeah that was that there's no question that you look 60. i looked 600 like i was mummified and they found me buried in like a tomb somewhere uh staying in the same realm of worst hair we have worst face and i held this up last year and it went like this and people tried to nominate that but i'm sorry that was not even a bad face so we're going to do this is we need real worst faces and what is the worst face if you don't if you're new to the channel or something uh well sometimes when i go like this like if i'm scared at a video game or if something bad happens or something scary or something weird or i'm losing my mind and i i go like this like like you know what i mean or i like freak out and like my i cringe up and stuff uh or it's just like somebody decides that i was ugly today and they take a screenshot of me you're the nominees for worst face of the year see in a second [Music] laughs oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no too big too big and too bright too big and too bright too big or too bright that's the worst face 2020 oh yeah you sure how about now that's pretty bad now that is this weird is this gonna get like [ __ ] weird if i'm like not even that bad [Music] this is what a toddler does when they know they did something wrong [Music] that should be an emote stanley kubrick [Music] kubrick's stare it's [ __ ] dark in here so we're just sitting there and you're just spinning the thing around like all right we win we did it what i mean i don't know [Music] oh my god that's my getting spot holy [ __ ] hi uh so the winner of the worst face of the year category this was a man it wasn't that close it was it really wasn't that close the winner what do you think what do you think with 28.8 percent of the vote it was the easy bake oven pizza face oven teeth coming in next at fourteen point seven percent was the kubrick stair and then the wide grin was for 10.2 percent of the vote goblin got snubbed pretty hard yeah and hey time is it we got a rumble we've got multiple matches hopefully uh 2k20 does not uh [ __ ] up on us i would be very disappointed if it does but i'm ready to start uh the first match of the rumble hold on i don't i don't want to spoil it i don't want to spoil it i don't want to spoil it ow [Applause] i'm okay if you thought just the new year's eve awards was the only thing we were doing here of course we're going to do the gerber rumble live in beautiful las vegas nevada also where i've been standing trying to make an official germa arena uh but the game crashed every time i tried to change the rope whoa don't want to spoil anything uh the game crashed every time i changed the color of the ropes i couldn't do my own arena 2k20 is horrible turn on predictions oh [ __ ] i'm not ready for that i'm not ready for that i'm not ready for that i'm not ready for it i'm not ready for it i'm not ready for it is there any mods that can help me i'm not ready for it i don't know what to do i'm not ready for it the first match of the evening is going to be a tag team match hey i'm talking i'm talking and from new york in a tag match versus two other characters and by the way this is a stipulation on this one stipulation on this one whoever wins this match gets another stream really important to mention as majima comes in his attack partner will be coming in too curio as you know from yakuza who's a zero to the exam [Applause] how to shut this guy up also from new york yeah why does it say you suck i think by the way i gave him andre the giants entrance hey that's why he's walking so slow they're all from the bronx they're all from brooklyn god uh but who are they fighting against though that's important where are they going to fight against who would deserve another stream what do you guys think there are two characters i know that people are really really would love to see come back no it's not bug snacks not god hand not l.a noir two beloved characters you see one of them right now the lights have just turned off introducing for the second team of the who gets another stream matches weighing in at 200 pounds [Applause] i know a lot of you guys got stuff riding on this so who's gonna win this is tornado tag by the way they're in the they're in there at the same time oh wait we gotta wait we got a prediction win channel points oh [ __ ] we got it vegema and kira versus sam and max both desperately want to see their respective franchises continue get your channel points if you want to who do you think is going to win this match oh what an entrance there flipping over the top rope just flying in taking his time with his bird feet just to be a dog get your drinks going alcoholic or non-alcoholic and here comes max and from new york weighing in at 130 pounds max they all just live in a high-rise in new york oliver hear you imagine versus sam and max again the winner of this competition gets another stream go nado tag match up they all have health on the bottom and here we go oh right off the bat sam with a flying leg kick right into the jimmy's face they're also huge look at the referee now there are rules here there are rules this this is not a hardcore match snap superflex onto sam right in his back and taunting is kiryu which was a very very bad idea kicks him completely out of the ring in one boot is he going to suplex him out of the ring i'm not sure no he's going to throw him on the on the top rope and knee him directly in his skull vegima taking a little bit of punishment here akira comes back in and max is absolutely destroying right now i don't think max has taken one punch sam has though nice dodge by max put the reversal into the triple shin kick he's going for the pin no way it's way too early for that which is in his head now you would think that hurricanrana that's a good reversal there from kiryu max now in a little bit of trouble on the outside of the ropes here well sam and majima are still outside and i think sam has just thrown kojima back and forth three or four times there's nobody here why isn't nobody in the audience there's nobody here this event like max is carrying i think i'm going to turn the i'm going to turn the hut off i don't want to see the information looks like here you set her for a powerball maybe no he just let him go he's letting him go he keeps taunting now what i was going to say earlier is you would think that sam and max would have the disadvantage here because they're not really fighters they're more investigators detectives although uh sam does have a gun nice suplex there by sam imejima i'll cure you working that skull cap of max jima looks like he's a lot of trouble max is in a lot of trouble too though setting it up here looks onto the top rope no well he's trying to think about what he wants to do with him he's going to throw about the ring nope just hit his face and that corner turnbuckle both of them want to see another stream so badly is sam going to submit here we might see us a bit no reversal punching a couple of times in the face right in the nose and then getting on top of him doing a little twisty turny can run up a lot of reversals if you take a look at the health bars down there you get to see max is in a lot of trouble big ddt doing a lot of taunting we see from kiryu and vegema this does not look good for sam and max right now big neck breaker although kira's bringing him over into the corner here i'm not sure what his plan is max blew all of his energy in the first 30 seconds of the match and he is almost toast what why did he fall down are they going to set up a double team [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] that said kyrie and vegema win the first match of the eve oh my god he just broke every bone in his body [Applause] when he give him the start congratulations to kiru and majima yakuza 0 is going to get another stream we will see another stream from cube from team sorry sam and max mac max i think is dead [Applause] oh oh man did i i heard like a bunch of bones break he weighs so much kiryu is like a 200 plus pound man and max is a bunny rabbit he weighs like [ __ ] four pounds that was horrible and i just like i blew snots out of my nose when he landed on him i i really did i like blew my nose like hard i don't want to don't wipe it on the i don't want to wipe it on the jacket hold on what do i do all right coming up the next category the next two in a row actually uh for the awards are uh singing so some of the best singing some of the worst singing we're gonna start with the worst singing all right so we're singing here the nominees for the worst singing sometimes i decide to go into some song and sometimes it's good sometimes it's bad the worst part about these categories is pay attention because it really doesn't matter what which one is worse and which one is best it could be just flip them to any category you want they're it's all just kind of bad so you're the nominees for worst singing of the year this is worst singing keep that in mind [Music] that wasn't funny that wasn't funny that wasn't funny that wasn't funny that wasn't funny that wasn't funny that wasn't that wasn't funny that wasn't funny oh boxing is now finished [Music] nowhere [Music] moving on i don't know the lyrics it was good this is so loud i'm sorry [Music] [Music] rake really appreciate it i am so happy eight eight hours and bananas [Music] [Music] there's a hair on the fly on the water the leg of the frog at the bottom of the sea there's a hair on the floor on the board of the frog in the log [ __ ] hey i know you're new welcome to the stream pull up a chair it's quite the dream it's your first time here oh what a joy but don't act like this dream is a toy in minds just open minds like the fourth of july cause maybe you're a fighter made of joe and ow put the kingdom hearts music back on all these things this morning i can't do it i i'll tell you i'm uh i'm a little irritated with this one a little irritated with this one i don't know why this was so bad i don't know why this one was considered to be so awful slightly irritated by this one the winner of the worst singing of the [Music] year [Music] with 18.5 of the vote what was so wrong with that [Music] well that's what what was wrong uh the raid song was in second place with 14.5 of the vote and then the yoshi happy song was at 13.2 percent of the vote yoshi was good um well we're in the best now we'll find out what really was the best i'm just going to peek i mean i peaked why does it matter if i peaked i wrote it down i'm the person who wrote it's my handwriting all right uh coming up we got the best singing here we go here come the nominees for best singing of the year aren't you prepared [Music] crisp lettuce and tomato on the cool cool side stay school new mcdlt the heart stays hot the clothes taste rest put it together you can't raise it my [Music] oh i love this part coming up here oh that's my favorite part i love it faster slower harder faster slower longer hello my love i'm here to have some fun with you and me will see our destiny while we're in love it's me the comedy guy hey look at that excuse me where are you going hey don't hold up for me it's me the comedy horror guy i just make [ __ ] jokes well i'm scared it's me the comedy guy i'm ruining your [ __ ] enjoyment of my playthrough shine the bright so open minds this dope [Music] i can't wait to eat okay where do i find a car i just left to list bananas [Music] that was good uh so yeah of course firework is on both best and worst singing because you could i guess i hit some of those notes but the end was really bad and there and i really sounded like kind of like a horn with no air left in it so i mean it could have been both but you know we'll see we'll see what the people have voted for the winner of best singing of the entire year goes to you probably could guess it at one pie shitload [Music] oh my god oh oh oh that's not even good it won it won by it won 53 of the vote more than half of you guys voted for that underneath that at 15.4 percent so you got to go really far down uh was the mcdlt song and then at number three was firework at 7.6 percent of the vote uh this is one of my favorite categories that has been added this is uh best one guy moment and best one guy moment has turned into one of my favorite things on this stream it's when somebody one of you is able to be to derail the entire stream and almost sometimes change everything we're doing by a simple comment or something that you have said uh so here are the nominees and i think there are a lot of them for the best one guy moment of the year seriously what does this have to do with anything what does this have to do with anything [Music] what does it have to do with anything what does this have to do with anything you put the dough in the pan and put the pan in the oven yeah i i bet you i bet your bread is real gross you gotta do a public apology so a lot of you may have been aware of some of the things that i may have said on stream recently um i really don't mean that i didn't mean that at all and yeah i just kind of want to go back to the way it was beforehand and i'm very sorry new offer read to us green eggs and ham without [ __ ] up once remove 75 million oh hello everyone welcome to fairy tale readings with me jeremy today we're going to be reading green eggs and ham oh it's so wonderful would you eat them in a box would you eat them with a hoax not in a box not with a fox not in a house not with a mouse i would eat uh music is like over each other is did somebody just make this account and start broadcasting and then screencap it or fake it or is this the real account that's real rocky chase is here what are you what's what is track she's doing here what have you got what did you guys do why'd you do this yeah he's be this is high germa in the thing but i it's because you gave him ten you gave him ten dollars to do that you literally won't get past the first part of fellowship i guarantee it all right i wouldn't all right i want to remember your name because when i get past level one in fellowship of the ring i'm going to [ __ ] scream your this person be name [Music] i guarantee i guarantee you're not gonna get to the first or the first part of fellowship of the regular playstation 2 guaranteed [ __ ] they can't be right they can't be right they can't be right [Music] i saw i just saw in the chat the funniest thing i've seen all week funniest thing i've seen all week absolutely without a doubt in like the in like the last five plus [ __ ] streams the funniest thing i've seen all week you ready they said olive garden music that's perfect it's [ __ ] perfect smarties and tootsie rolls from like 1993. [Music] smarties are great up your urethra oh why did i read that i jeremy albertson will not make any reference to the binding of isaac world of warcraft hearthstone or dark souls during this stream if i do i will gift five community subs per reference fury vanquished [Music] five subs there's one there's a second stream right now it's gone and the title is high germa you got 13.2 flicks per second he's also cheating like you're also cheating like you can go download an auto clicker and have it just click [Music] the way you do 32.2 ah i gotta be 13.2 i can't let this guy be a better streamer than me i can't somebody said why was he so out of breath because do you understand how much energy it takes to click that fast with your finger to be able to do the rapid like 16 or like 20 it's between 16 to 25 clicks per second depending on the day you use so much energy to go like this it takes a lot okay um with 62 of the votes 62.5 this is not even fair it should have been in its own like category it should have just been like we should have just omitted it it was it's thick german like with 62.5 percent of the vote it spawned a lot of [ __ ] right underneath that you gotta well you gotta go pretty far you gotta go down to uh with 11.8 percent of the vote chuck e cheese's appearance um i mean that was that was pretty that was pretty wild chuck e cheese's appearance had i mean he raided me he like hosted me and like somebody linked a picture of me kissing him i mean like that it was it was a wild stream uh and then smarties are great up your um somewhere with 7.2 percent of the vote but it wasn't even fair it just it seriously wasn't fair uh we're gonna do actually two more because i feel like these need to be back-to-back before we do the next match so uh oh yeah coming up next our worst impression and best impression again these categories i could go like this and open it and you wouldn't even know which one it was so uh we'll do worst impression first here comes the worst nominees for worst impressions of the year i still can't get over that like four voice andy in the beginning of this stream cbd i hear the nominees for worst impression of the year whatever whatever [Music] i don't understand why you're an idiot and i'm gonna throw this thing on the floor and it's gonna explode and i don't know what you're talking about no i think you need to shut your mouth the little guy has your mouth on him i think that's too bad what's going on in here okay all of them at once so we got marge and then lisa please hit me up and then bart yeah and then and then okay here we go [Music] i did not steal anything from jim gaffigan he did he stole so many things from jim gaffigan i didn't steal anything oh that's just that's baloney if anything i have all my material completely not made it's all mine he really thinks that doesn't he diva is elmo is gollum we want it we need [ __ ] either reporting for duty it's also one of the egg brothers it could be anyone eddie it could even be elmer the third graders can speak did they talk like this have you ever heard a third grader talk they talk frank can i have some of that please i'll take they don't all talk like that what they talk like this i'll take one dose please i want one too yeah they do you know find somebody that can make a good cow noise you can't it's really hard to do that everybody always does like a oh [Music] no dude a cow actually goes like nobody can do it [Music] eight peppers and bananas baby pop that's been in almost every category nice [Music] you can be whatever you want in front of in front of the green screen no i don't want to be you rick that didn't want to get over there and be me no i don't want a morty what's up who's in that room ah probably me in that chair oh that was not good [Music] that was bad that one he stopped playing that why does he keep doing that it wants to play one guy moments so bad over and over again uh baby bop is in almost every bad category worst noise worst singing was it in best singing too why is baby bop in every category so i have to say something about this winner this is just proof to me that i need to stop doing [Music] [Music] any of the simpsons ever again for the rest of my life i'm never doing a simpsons impression uh all the simpsons at once won by it was 30 31 of the vote it's going to be on here every single year it's been on here every single year if i do homer even for a second even for one goddamn second it's on here if i do lisa or marge it's on here every single year try homer now no it'll be on here no the best part about this stream is like a bunch of you guys forget the [ __ ] up [ __ ] i'm gonna do tonight you know what i mean and it's tech wait and here's the next best part about this stream it ain't even january yet so i i can do whatever i want on these award streams so it's the last day you can't even nominate this it's lost forever it's lost in a void so all right here we go hey hey bart it's me ooh that's what i look like when i do that uh in second place was rick and morty green screen with 11.4 percent and and then a cow at 10.7 percent i could understand the cow one and i could understand the simpsons one but the rick and morty green screen one i thought was like kind of good i like thought i did a good job so uh just like the bad ones they're also the good ones too this is best impression of the year actually what okay okay otto he's right there joe otto he's right there he's not he's sleeping i'm not gonna go wake him up just get him on camera like okay what if somebody walked into your bedroom and [ __ ] just opened the cover and was like hey hey come over here what's going on come here hey look look hey hey what's up hey look at the camera what the [ __ ] are you doing here i don't want to do that all right here come the cat the nominees for best impression of the year uh let's see uh let's see if your favorite got selected see if your favorite got [ __ ] selected press the right button jeremy don't press the one guy one again here we go [Music] i don't want to do that mr turtle i don't want to see that and i don't want you to come into my house okay aim on doing okay acting challenge r2d2 dying easy [Music] but there's a storm oh it's not raining yet uh besides it's not actually that unsafe to swim in storms everyone uh keeps telling me to get out of the sea but it's safer in here and it is up there uh bernie how would you like to respond to that i just thought i want to say that i think that answer was cringe the following has encouragement that's what it is it's a bunch of compressed the following has encouragement and love we want to thank you for being here [Music] you're the one that gets things done around here well talum a great job like i think that we could maybe get some quality entertainment here scoob like maybe we should stop streaming scoob i think maybe that's a good idea yes maybe it's all thrilling now now let me not let me tell you about the stimulus we are not ready to move forward on a stimulus not yet maybe soon we will move forward on that but my madam speaker a parakeet yeah it makes sense right look at half of my mannerisms just like step on me step on me [Music] a steady diet of like captain crunch and bologna that's how you end up like that uh the winner of best impression of the year [Music] is [Music] r2d2 dying sound with 34 of the vote second is bernie sanders with 18 and then rounding us off at the end at number three was mitch mcconnell at 12.7 mitch mcconnell it's connor coming up next we have oh no no no no no no whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa well we're done we're done we're done we're done we're gonna do it we're gonna do a match political how's that political mitch mcconnell right now is like more hated than the joker is in gotham city in the [ __ ] dc universe uh ladies and gentlemen coming up next is the uh the ritz brothers comedy routine al ritz jimmy ritz and harry ritz interesting first in the ritz brothers comedy match they're gonna do some uh some slap stick for you is harry ritz i think he's the oldest weighing in at 200 pounds also from new york harry richie what all right let me see if i can do this can i can i turn up the hud what go get em yeah these guys are from the the public domain movie night earlier this year was that even might even be in 2019 hey by the way they don't have to be from this year we have like two years of characters to catch up with uh opponents first from new york weighing in at two hundred pounds [Applause] richie [Laughter] oh my god i can't even this is showing his armpits hey what do you think of these ones boys this who is this oh of course it's it's the youngest brother that's jimmy ritz and from new york weighing in at 200 pounds jimmy richie the end of their intros is so long so what are they good this is an extreme rules match there's no stakes here by the way they just wanted to come to german rumble 2020 and show us their comedy routine ritz brothers are like the three stooges but um sort of like the off-brand serial version of the three stooges and i'm going to make a statement here i think the ritz brothers are funnier than the three stooges i think they have more comedy but hold on one second here can i pause it i can't even pause it hot space involved such a beautiful beautiful slap to the chest i don't know who is who so this is the extreme rules comedy routine i think that was jimmy ritz i think that was how i don't even know who they are and turning red for the ddt onto al ritz's skull going for a pin automatically he's not going to get it down here as bob bricks sticks in here going for a pivotal pilot driver or something powerbomb or what a reversal like jim ritz is he gonna let it happen no way you can't just let that happen like that now rick gets grabbing by german suplex onto al ritz full punch in the face from harry ritz another one no a reversal by jimmy [Applause] richard [Laughter] this is so funny however they like bop each other in their head and stuff [Applause] oh these guys are so goddamn funny what you're gonna do oh a little slap in the face as jimmy ritz is outside the ring currently grabbing on for dear life as one of the i don't know one of the other ones jimmy ritz is going into this corner here it looks like he might have been looking for something jimmy rich is going underneath to get a comedy utensil he's got a chair the funniest object there is and he doesn't even get to use it he just gets punched in the face by harry ritz and a belly to belly suplex for his trouble only one comedy utensil in the ring right now jimmy ritz oh no all of them go outside [Applause] and al ritz has a sludge hammer oh and he misses completely they don't really want to hurt each other they're just actors jimmy rich takes an eye poke a classic comedy ipo i think alright i think harry potter is bleeding what is that a pool cue [Applause] do not let him pin him there are now three comedy utensils you see he was like i gotta get you watch out wise guy [Applause] dropping him right on the tailbone that's gotta hurt into the ropes here misses the punch great comedy duck oh they they do that so well they're so good at this by the way everybody needs to know this they're not actually hurting each other they're doing just enough damage and just enough pretending to make it look good on camera although that one looked real so did that one that one this looks pretty real harry harry harry you've been going a little too hard cameras aren't even rolling anymore and i think is that going to be it no way oh my goodness jimmy rich going to get another comedy utensil down here what'd he get he's got a baseball bat it's just comedy they're just pretending folks it's okay nobody's actually injured right now just jimmy ritz breaks it up you're just masterful comedian gonna bring him up to the corner here up to the top turnbuckle what is jimmy brits planning to do to his brother harry ritz he's got him all the way up here he's gonna go for a super wet a suplex off the top rope oh and there's no way harry's gonna get up from that [Applause] one [Applause] so many reversals by jimmy ritz we're gonna go for a forward wow beautiful flipping backwards neck breaker there fantastic stuff jimmy rich going for the pin then l get in there quick enough too he completely missed nothing bad again not the company ddt by jimmy ritz onto al al is in bad shape he's in really bad shape right now as now jimmy harry seems to have the most hp out of the three of them big dropping suplex they're gonna try to go for a pin no bring him to the center of the ring lying next to his brother this is a little weird face stomp right in the front of the forward part of your face nice reversal by jimmy ritz that hurt his hand he actually hit him we might have to cut here he actually punched him in the face accidentally put down the sledgehammer no he this looks like a finishing move no it's just a throw guess the throw and now he's taunting that's harry ritz by the way the strongest of the three brothers making it outside now gets thrown right back in this is al i believe and uh harry is now stuck in the ropes that may have just been a broken neck there's no way that this is gonna work out this way jimmy rich is still outside we got a one count we've got a two count hit no and just like every three stooges movie in every ritz brothers movie this is going on for way too long there's only so many times you can poke somebody in the eye for 97 straight minutes and jimmy ritz comes in with a victory finishing the comedy routine for the german rumble 2020. welcome back to the awards uh section of this stream maybe should i get some light on me i got jump scared oh i'm sorry uh best joke taking more than five minutes to set up and you're probably wondering what happened to worst joke taking more than five minutes to set up well there really wasn't very many or they were so bad that they could not even be nominated so we only have a best of this year for 2020. it just like burped so loud inside of my body if there was a microphone inside of my esophagus down here you guys would have freaked out it was really loud in here i could hear that internally what is up gas well no no i didn't do the nominations yet uh-oh cbd is kicking in uh all right so best joke taking them with a five minute setup what this means is uh i kind of just take a few minutes to do something and i set it up and i try to make people laugh and let's say four to ten times it works out the other six i get ridiculed off the stream but here we go i hear the nominees for best joke taking more than five minutes to set up what's in the cup it's just a little it's just a little cbd thc sippy you know nothing major just something to have fun and relax all right hiccup the nominees four uh best joke taking for the five smith okay it hit me [Music] oh there was an estimate that there was going to be a speed stimulus package and it didn't happen oh [ __ ] all the investors were expecting it it didn't happen ceo tweeted out picture of [ __ ] with two middle fingers on it and said [ __ ] all investors oh that holy [ __ ] that's the only way this would have happened come on [Music] hello hey what's up it's me oh hey what's going on how are you doing i'm doing good did you get my messages that i sent you yes i did you know what to do you know what to do man of the hour say it say the line you came just in time it's time to solve and oh oh are you all right you okay okay that was my day this next round was terrible disgusting dastardly rep will you stand the smelly smells for 10 minutes or will you puke into the toilet fill in the room with cash yes oh this is my favorite part i love this part coming up here [Music] oh that's my favorite part i love it professor michaels took a paternity test to find out if for they father of mrs stevenson's baby join us today for a new episode of the morning announcements and by the way hey one of your [ __ ] babies i can't believe you you want to tell me this my baby it's your baby no it's not i am why did you you threw something at me wow my friends another cctv holy [ __ ] jerry it what started as a small confrontation has turned into an absolute bloodbath brawl outside of the 7-eleven it looks like they're upset that mcdonald's they have something roger i'm not even entirely sure why they got these weapons roger people people on social media are calling this the battle of home depot i'll be funny there you go i'm really my mother's probably watching the stream going what the [ __ ] is this kid doing i didn't raise him like this hey um yeah i'm all right i just had some work done this is what a toddler does when they know they did something wrong that should be an emote stanley kubrick [Music] kubrick stare [Music] [Laughter] yeah i'll take can i take a bite and will you guys get over this if i take a bite of this will you get over it [Music] ah [ __ ] sans it should never have been in the game it's not a nintendo character all right let's go right behind you right behind him [ __ ] i fell down i'll be up in a minute okay we'll be up here in heels here in the heels i'm not a man need heels or something what the [ __ ] hey where do you guys know where i am i don't know where i am i'm in the water it helped me to me to me to me i got two i got two [ __ ] idiots i have two coming we're on our way and i'm gonna die i'm gonna die here and that's fine i'll [ __ ] take it up with the guild leader later this is like this is type type [ __ ] this is why we can't get the [ __ ] top 100. [Music] well uh so this one is the i believe the closest one of the of the entire evening this one was by a margin of like seven tenths of a percentage so the two top ones are both 20 and then something just to let you know this is the closest one of the auto yes auto has awakened uh i having fun you having fun over there he's just like rubbing his back like a bear on a tree and he's just sneezing what are you doing over there otto who do you think's gonna win what do you think what do you think's gonna win best joke taking more than five minutes to set up cookies uh well that's not that's not on the that's not a category otto that's not a nominee the winner of best uh joke of the year taking more than five was just pretty much best joke of the year let's just go for it ladies and gentlemen the winner [Music] with 20.86 of the vote jigsaw house with 20.08 percent of the vote eating the shoe lost very close very close uh in third place was ah eu which i know that it's supposed to be five minutes but i think that bit went on for like 30. so it was allowed just chilling uh yeah jigsaw house 20 well 15.7 for ieu by the way cookies was robbed yeah well whatever uh this is the two of the night that i think are going to be the most irritating to sit through for a lot of you guys so i just want to give you a warning now some of you guys that might be new here you might leave the stream in about two minutes uh the next categories are going to be worst noise of the year and best noise of the year and there were a shitload of nominees the i there's like 20 nominees in worst noise so strap yourself in and get ready to hear some of the things you don't ever want to hear ever again there sure were yes they were uh so here are the nominees ladies and gentlemen for worst noise of the year [Music] [Laughter] okay somebody squeezed a little too much air out of me i'm glad you made it all right this is cool i'm gonna sneeze but i cannot mute my microphone funny man make a funny noise funny man make a funny noise all right fine [Music] i don't think i could hit a bong man i really don't think i could in real life i would probably [ __ ] fall down [Music] i would hit the bong it'd be like also nominated for war space what are these um well these like little like white things on the ground dude are these like collectibles what i didn't see that guy give us a joke you got it [Music] why is that one on here [Applause] did i do it it's not hitting him it's not hitting him it's hitting him now i got it cover it with cheese the ooey gooey cheesy oh yeah oh my god does it have like a bunch of [ __ ] nacho cheese on it oh i know i get it but it's still good oh how can we make a how can we make like a caesar salad better hmm cover it with gooey gooey yummy cheesy derma is just a scary [ __ ] no but i am i though i did completely disagree i disagree lick whale lord oh dude that wouldn't that be so gross where is he i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i'm good oh come on [Applause] excuse me that was not a donkey sound this is the donkey sound [Music] oh that's one of those ducks at the store that you squeeze the dog toy never mind i right so many nominees so many nominees for this category but they can only be one winner uh they can only be three that are even listed so the winner of the best noise of the year no no [ __ ] that's wrong it's worst noise of the year the winner of worst noise of the year is going to be with eleven point six six percent of the vote we have ooey gooey ooey gooey one with 11.6 six percent i think you know it's not even a noise i just talked i just said a sentence um i think it's just everybody hated the sentence therefore nominated it so often everybody voted for it um so after that uh very very close though with 11.16 of the votes so another very very close one even closer than the last one was the horrendous pig so if you want to be a purist here you could say that the horrendous pig was the worst noise of the year and ooey gooey was the most hated phrase of the year after that at 9.05 percent is chewbacca transforming i could see that uh so just like worst noise we have best noise now best noise um doesn't no doesn't include anything like singing or anything uh this is just what people thought was a better sound i thought it was cooler thought it was funnier the only thing i can't believe about this one is there's a nominee on here that is so ear screechingly horrible that i cannot comprehend why it is not in the other category so just be aware there is like ear scraping there's like ear like a like a q-tip going in there and just like it's i'm just warning it now here we go nominees for best noise of the year you're never gonna get painfully clean like this my ears [Music] [Laughter] okay [Music] take a look at this scrumptious cheese [Music] pizza i like cartoon python swallow to plate or something my character right now is going like and i want you to listen to that crunch you were wrong you were wrong i got it okay i got it okay so the winner of the best noise of the year i think won this like a year or two ago i can't do this anymore either because when i do this people just vote for it people just nominate and people just go yeah that's the one uh the winner is well i gotta play the fanfare [Music] didgeridoo at twenty point three six percent of the vote so more than twenty percent of the vote did you redo one uh and then doy doi which got 14.5 percent of the vote which confuses me because the first time i ever did the doy doy thing uh people screamed at me they said stop that hurts my ears i hate it never do that again don't ever do the doi doi doi thing ever again and then two years later i do the doi doi doi thing again and all of a sudden now it's second place for best noise of the year what happened your tastes change do it right now [Music] there you go oh and my ears won uh with 11.5 in third place i'm leaving don't leave please all right so again this is a tlc match oh god tlc and it is between a lot of different fandoms a lot of different fandoms here if you could think of a a certain group of people that love a certain franchise or certain characters you'd put them into a into a crew wouldn't you and we've had quite a few crews over the years especially considering the last couple of years the next match is gonna be a four-way between those crews first character being introduced was nominated for best character of the year 220. that's not the name of that animal is not mega milk it is murious representing the moo crew ladder back there whoa somebody in the audience uh he must have he must have that gray leash attached to him i know how he gets when that's on him our next competitor coming in here to challenge the move crew and the other two are the winkings jeremy wink and his opponents first from new york in at 220 pounds the superstar superstar okay so yeah 75 000 channel points a lot of you got really into that so obviously germa wink wanted to come and represent himself to represent the wink dinks i got you know what i'm going to put my money on the dinks tonight i think they have a lot riding here they've been waiting for winx to come back for like a year and a half and they're just not coming back most dedicated fan base i think is but wait a minute i'll be talking about dedicated fan bases we're having a talk about dedicated fan bases i think that's nancy drew new york weighing in that's nancy drew the superstar representing the true group nancy drew with her atv looking to find a new part of a new clue for an old egyptian temple stumbled her way in here she knew she needed to be represented but that's not all there's still one more group one more incredibly incredibly important group in this channel in this universe here you know i talk about it all the time i say it all the time i address you guys as such [Applause] [Applause] still on nancy drew though it's the banana brother oh and nobody seems to like the banana brush from new york weighing in at 200 pounds everybody hates the banana bros why are they booing the fan of bronze somebody wrote oh my god [ __ ] this guy all right can i skip this [ __ ] [Laughter] everybody hates him i love this guy i love the banana bros murious the wink dinks moo crew wink dinks true crew versus banana bros fatal four away tables ladders and chairs match nancy drew is not wasting a single second of her time throwing murias into the ropes over the ropes now there are i don't there are no rules here zero rules it's just whoever loses where wait where are all the items where are the items supposed to be tables ladders and chairs i don't see a single table i don't see a single ladder i don't see a single chair you forgot to put them out what are you serious oh the banana the banana is getting absolutely bruised right now am i blind what do you mean it's under the ring where are they going no no i see up top top up top up top holy [ __ ] that was a big right-hand overhead smash from murious under nancy drew by the way whoever wins this this is what i will call this channel's community for the next six months so uh there's a lot riding on this one big punching match here in the middle of the ring miriam seems to have missed that double twisted kick of boozled [Applause] somebody get a table in here oh finally the banana bro is always taking the initiative reaching under the ring getting the first ladder of the evening one of the most dedicated one of the most passionate fandoms on this channel the banana bros looks like he's gonna no he's not gonna have any time the ladder was stolen by the wink tanks wink think just wants to get up there i don't think he would suppose no they're just setting it up ready to go nancy drew and muries have been outside this whole time just punching each other in the face oh i and she heard me that was a huge kick from nancy drew leaving oh ddt on to the ladder might see another uh might see a ladder set up here oh of all the things you could have done banana bro that was probably the worst one to do here he is setting up the ladder though murie's thinking about it no marius is getting something else [Applause] various is going to get one of the chairs over here he went a long way to get that single chair i hope it was worth it just like in black and white the ai is so bad with their pathing but he gets the hit he gets two hits drew was just concerned about what was currently happening and furious cleaning up right now the new crew big elbow drop auntie drew was just trying to stop she was looking at her dialogue options one of them was please don't hit him the other one was how much did that cost and the other one was where can i find the bar mirius is getting up to the top no nancy drew throws him down kicking him right into his sternum both going outside again there's an opportunity here for banana bros doesn't look like they're going to capitalize though nancy drew with a swinging neck breaker but winking from behind nancy drew oh [ __ ] and the wick dink he's he's signaling his crowd to everybody to wink in the crowd but what are you doing he wanted attention they're all just craving your attention they're all just trying to get attention they so badly want you to look at them moo crew moo crew banana bros uh this way banana bros banana bros out ladder set up again murias going in for a swinging ddt tornado style [Applause] mukru signaling his fans now to spam the chat room [Applause] big right hand on to nancy drew swinging her around dropping down and this opportunity is being taken by the wink tanks wing things are going up but miriam he's almost going to get is he going to get it miriam is going for the punch of the stomach because the wingting's going gonna win can the wink dinks possibly secure this three punches four punches in the stomach and here comes the banana bro no he's trying to push it down why is nobody trying to grab he can't even push down he's not strong enough [Applause] what are they taking why are they taking this isn't running into each other big belly to back suplex by various signaling the mu crew he's ready he's ready to have you guys be called that for the next six months nancy drew has finally gotten up finally getting back into the ring it seems like ages ago that she was in this and she's gonna take the opportunity to go up nancy drew with the drew crew going up the top rope going on top she's got the briefcase this nancy drew gonna pull this off in the in the absolute calamity going on nancy drew might have actually just gotten this she can't do the mini game oh she was always so bad at this one grabbing his arm weight takes is throwing down furious caught in the ropes wink dink is very strong right now miriam has the most health but uh oh now wait no no no you got to get back in there banana bro you can't just just you gotta get in there you gonna push that thing over right now you almost got it push it over push it over i don't want to call everybody wink dinks for the next six months don't push it over somebody get up there please furious please somebody stop it nancy drew run your atv into here and run it over how has he still got this banana brew is just like yeah i don't understand this [ __ ] up big power bomb i don't know what happened why is she on the top rope wait why is she sitting on the top rope banana bro got the ladder setting it up is this the banana bros victory lap right now looks at nancy drew does not does not attack her she's on the top ropes is she gonna go no that was the worst thing you could have done nancy drew oh catches him oh this skill the the app the just the necessity of that moment she investigated she took a look at her clues and she found out that that was probably the best idea maybe it's gonna be a good enough idea to win this match and be called the drew crew for the next six months nancy drew ladies and gentlemen has unlatched it the drew crew prevails once again as they always do brew crew has prevailed nancy drew with the win [Applause] nancy drew well congratulations nancy drew drew crew that's what you guys are going to be called now you're the drew crew now for at least six months that was a huge clutch the big jumping two-handed two-foot stomp kicking off the top rope that's a deserved win for nancy drew so coming up on the next uh nominee the next nominees uh a very very i like this category a lot i feel like this happens all the time so there's a lot to choose from it is a best scare moment best time that i was ever scared on stream whether jump scare or likewise is he high i'll be little probably it's new year's day whatever what do i what do you want just maybe this is a little maybe just a ti it's a little bit it's a small amount he's [ __ ] zonked the wingdings did all the work the wing things did all the work and then nancy drew uh just kind of nancy drew in the band of rose really just capitalized so hey what can i tell you i don't make the rules we just watch uh so here are the nominees for best scare of the year i played vr this year so you know there's going to be at least like 10 of those so here they are best scare of the year you do make the rules no i don't [Music] what the [ __ ] oh my god i thought that was in real life that scared the [ __ ] out of me i was like who's here why are you here what the [ __ ] okay that was [ __ ] i that that was that was scarce in my life that's the scariest thing i've ever seen my whole life that was powerful that's horrible it was terrifying that's the worst thing i've seen my life my whole life there are more copies of wii sports out in the wild and there are ants i know why why i didn't want one that was the warning what what do you mean i just got warned oh my god i'm getting [ __ ] out of here [Music] oh really [Music] what does that sound oh my chest my whole body hurts my whole body hurts oh my god what the oh my god dude okay so you've seen the nominees uh the winner of best scare moment of the year let me see what one first pretty good uh what do you think let's see let's see what the what the people think here now cheater you know you can't cheat at an award show oh you probably yeah actually you can yeah you can you probably can or shows the deer the deer the deer i'm seeing a lot of deer hate to disappoint all the people that are saying dear the winner of best scare moment of the year is peeking down the hallway at 17 percent of the vote in five nights at freddy's i was lied to uh i was told that that's not supposed to happen i was told that that was just like a 0.2 percent chance and i was told to do it again and it happened again and then i realized i was very angry with you uh so yeah that you got me twice uh that was 17 they were all still pretty close no air left was twelve point eight two percent which i'll be honest with you that was probably that was probably for me at least if i if this was no voting allowed here uh that would be the worst one for me i remember that very vividly it was [ __ ] horrible and then bunny in the room at 12.5 percent that one got pretty high because i mean i was like drinking right i had been drinking and it was just so easy just to skip the [ __ ] out of me so i get to understand i was pretty jumpy so yeah that's uh peeking down the hallway wins the best scare moment okay so the next one this is best accident i i tend to have lots of accidents on stream whether that's falling down somewhere irl whether that's messing up something saying something i shouldn't say this is a new category i make mistakes all the time i'm only human i make mistakes and i have to live with them okay so here are the nominees for the best accidents of the year [Music] no [Music] this is not the way i'm going out this is not the way i'm going out on twitter all right long story short i can bring the switch to the bathroom and i can [ __ ] on it and keep and keep my hands close and not have to worry about my legs tingling so i can get up whenever i want and put it over okay my nieces and nephews love lego star wars it's like their favorite thing in the world and i got a text from my parents and from my sister that said hey um just want to let you know the kids were watching your stream because they loved lego star wars and we had to mute you because you kept saying [ __ ] so much that was the console all right hold on let me show you the console [Music] i don't whatever am i wearing beads on my wrist [ __ ] [ __ ] that you saw it god damn it it's it's black tourmaline it's like a crystal bracelet i i i'm just wearing it because um uh it's a crystal bracelet it's black tourmaline and it's uh supposed to help with your energy it's not it's made up like it's literally all made up this is kind of how it's just kind of how i feel like 40 of every day i tell you that not like that not like that not like that not like that so what can i do for you tell me about tell me about paseo del mar high so it's already people already oh no no no no no school activities oh my god it's too bad oh this is going to be what happened one of the students was murdered in the school last week we're all pretending to be students no no stop stop stop stop stop stop stop i'm gonna make it more expensive i gotta make it more expensive all right i'm gonna turn it off i'm gonna turn it off i gotta make it more expensive i i i i remember i'm mid piss i'm peeing it's mid piss it's like a 20 to 30 second full piss doesn't even happen on stream 10 seconds into the full piss i drop it right write it and i'm pissing on the phone i'm pissing on the phone and it's in piss water into the toilet peeing on it there we are [Music] what happened okay so so what has happened is i pressed the back button and this is when i uh when i searched for ai dungeon an hour and a half ago to play it and i spelt it uh just a little a little incorrect what's this doing out here what's this doing on here oh [ __ ] where is this picture what's wrong with this one it wasn't on [ __ ] purpose i swear to god i swear to god i swear to god why are you doing this no no i just i i just i just owned the raving rabbit's [ __ ] ultimate party collection which is every single video game they made [Music] oh come on [Music] what hey german on a5 here [Music] oh lee [ __ ] this is something i can't show on stream so as you see uh new category new uh new thing to feed through right feed through oh he's getting zonked on stream uh so the winner of the uh best accident he's [ __ ] suited the best accident was you oh [ __ ] okay anyways the winner of the winner of best accident is god oh you think you didn't hear it come on [Music] at eighteen point five percent of the vote chuck e cheese i just keep thinking about that guy said over and over again uh kissing chuck e cheese was at 18.5 of the vote uh that was very bad very bad accident if you were not here for that stream like i said chucky earlier chuck e cheese raided the stream and was here and we were being [ __ ] weird and then somebody linked a picture of me kissing him and i showed it on stream accidentally and he was here and he was hosting the channel so that's a pretty big accident uh that was 18.5 and then naked was 16.9 so that was still close so just under 17 for naked and uh streaming and driving was 12.6 percent number three uh i don't know i'm not sure i agree with number three i think i might put something else there so this next one coming up is worse meltdown which where's meltdowns different than a lot okay it's hard to do worse meltdown because so many of the nominees could be entire streams so it's not necessarily just one moment or two moments or it could be the whole entire broadcast so we kind of let it things pass where it could be just a full stream so keep that in mind when you're watching these nominees 13 straight hours of it potentially yeah uh here are the nominees for worst meltdown of the year either moment or stream in particular [Music] oh my god oh my god i just broke something [Laughter] he's having a little cranky wacky right now it's too hard oh i don't [Laughter] we're on the last [ __ ] disc i'm so close to ripping it out and just frisbeeing it how come my game's not doing that what the flying [ __ ] what the hell are you talking about [ __ ] you just i don't i don't know what happened i didn't do anything i just went left three times i've already [ __ ] lost my place and then i don't know i don't i don't i forget i forget already i'm gonna eat my [ __ ] hand add this to worst meltdown of the year i don't even care let's jump i have to i'm going to eat my [ __ ] hand put it in the oven no my god i'm not pretending i'm not i'm swear to god no i don't just juice holy [ __ ] dude i'm holding up holding let i don't matter i'm i'm tilting i'm dying i'm like i'm finessing and then like you tilted it tilting a little bit duh dude i was trying to roll it over to the [ __ ] stupid time doors kill them kill them kill them kill them oh no get this away from my house right there bingo just land holy [ __ ] okay got it i'm good i did it i win what what what what's the [ __ ] what what why what oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god you followed me so i'm going back home now what he saw his boss we gotta try again what do you mean he sucks wait what you following me this is ridiculous boss you followed me he's crazy oh my god you can't you can't but i'm do you see what's happening [Music] i'm gonna smash something one two go go go [Music] oh that's my organic spot see that you see that button right there how it's made out of this most slippery [ __ ] plastic notes man you see that button you see that shiny plastic ass [ __ ] a button [Music] cranky wanky right uh two too many good ones they were a lot this year there's a lot of bad ones uh but there could only be one winner and i could have guessed this was gonna be the one that wins this is also uh not only does this win worse meltdown of the year it also takes the cake for being the longest stream i've ever done and ever will lord of the rings the two towers uh that was a and 13.4 half hour stream it uh was hell from start to finish with 24 of the vote lord of the rings two towers underneath that you have super monkey ball with 19 and then super mario sunshine at 17.7 percent cranky wanky so there are your uh winners for worst meltdown and now we got another match uh this one you will be able to bet on i will just make that really clear let me just send the mods what they need to get you will be able to bet on this one okay so this is a one on one this is gonna be 101 backstage brawl from what i have heard i will tell you that this is uh two very powerful beings we have one of the most powerful current memes on the channel versus the potentially most powerful being on the channel why don't we take a look right now uh wait what they didn't they didn't even do it in the entrances that's germa dump truck versus jacks in a one-on-one backstage brawl this is like an up horror movie [Music] the dump truck versus checks i don't know why they're out back and why he's just murdering him out back uh start the prediction please who do you think is gonna win this match why are they in some weird do you have a dump truck seems to have all right into the table i hope they use the outhouse to their advantage dex wearing his uh his jack suit which gives him plus twenty five dirt bills he's already through the table you have a dump truck just dumping on checks through the table jack says he got so [ __ ] up he's got gray hair now what he just broke his neck you could we didn't have time to wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait [Music] oh my god dude yeah [Laughter] so many you guys just got so screwed you guys got so screwed it happened too fast you got destroyed oh my god i can't what am i supposed to do about that some of you guys just got absolutely decimated right there i can't refund he lost [Music] you guys don't accept anymore [Music] uh do you pay out i mean all right no no pull it out pull it out send the money back send the money back send the money back send the money back i think i don't know i have no idea this is a horrible scenario no pay it out pay it out pay it out pay it out pay it out pay it out pay it up all right listen listen like i listen listen listen we're gonna all right listen we're gonna refund the money we're gonna refund the money and we're gonna do it again it happened too fast dude oh and fade out okay well now that you saw that it's time for a rematch it's too late okay well whatever we look [ __ ] that shit's gonna happen hey no you all you guys that just lost right there here you go you've got another opportunity cause we're gonna do another prediction right now rematch right off the bat checks with a clothesline all you have to do you have to kill your opponent all you guys that just bet against jacks oh i don't know you still have an opportunity betting against but we saw dump truck kill him in two moves just carrying him and dropping him directly onto his onto his big bulbous bunger burger but that doesn't hurt him very much going over to the trash can here picking up a sludge hammer completely misses ankle lock no no no no no he's going to what are you going to do i'm right the chest they're being a lot more timid this time they're not like instantly hurting each other so maybe this is better dump truck versus jacks right on to the sludge hammer what was that sound that was like somebody getting shocked with a taser it's a stun gun uh oh this does not look good for jacks remember you just have to kill your opponent with the steel no didn't steal it but he still hit him with it that might have killed him nope he's still alive jax is not even transformed by the way into super checks he can only do that once every five years takes he's hitting with a skull big reversal by germa's dump truck this looks pretty even look at those health bars this is anybody's match right now i would love to see your outhouse i would love to see going over the outhouse and just like giving him a swirly punch right hand no reversal right elbow triple elbow he hit his head on one of those he hit his head on one of those he smashed his head like a rock on one of those skulls completely missing a few times dump truck does not have eyes he's just an ass remember he has to go by smell yep i just said that i just did and i apologize to twenty two thousand people this is looking bad for jacks that was a neck breaker on the ground the neck breaker always is just deadly uh oh jax is in a lot of trouble for the second time in a row unless he pulls something out right here can we get any momentum at all from jacks he's just getting absolutely destroyed his health is almost at zero and he's going to okay jack seems to not uh man maybe jax is getting old too oh no is my ass more powerful than the rest of my body at peak pinnacle condition uh worst gamer moment of the year this includes um just tasks i couldn't do bosses i couldn't beat things i couldn't do basic uh basic literal human basic human instruction and not being able to follow so it's um just really really bad shitty gameplay and ideas that i've have over the years let's see what the nominees are this year for worst gamer moment of the year around my neck [Music] what that is i have no idea no no you know you know what's the [ __ ] omega studio they go to war symbol you [ __ ] i don't know i didn't i played like the first four hours i played the first place i played before that wasn't in the god of war upside down quite simple i don't know all the video games [ __ ] training [Music] i can't get this wrong [Music] what the my god did you hear how fast i was trying to move the mouse you have no idea okay if i do not direct hit the next enemy if i do not hit the next enemy directly then i will give 500 million community subs [Laughter] get this away from my house with me oh [ __ ] it didn't work all right just make the jump i gotta make this jump this is the biggest jump of the day so loud it's a regular jump nothing crazy it's a regular jump it gets close right there bingo just land holy [ __ ] okay got it i'm good i did it i win oh my [Music] huh what what what what what what what why what ride the wall [Music] i don't care is that uh eight [Music] eight fifty five eight five five eight thirty five god damn it man what time is that what time is this [ __ ] eight this is 8 35. uh i people think that there's no way that that's real and i swear to god it was i the winner of worst gamer moment of the year is gonna be let me get the audio read the clock right now don't do this to me don't do this to me right now don't do this to me now bro don't do this to me now bro don't do this to me right now bro don't do it don't don't give me a clock let's go give me a clock right now give me a clock let's see it let's see a clock we got an analog clock with a time on it link let me see lick me somebody link the clock look at the clock you think i i i'm a millennial i don't have an analog clock in my house i have an iphone okay is that is 8 5 8 05 o'clock what do you mean i cheated wait it's 805 right now what go back to the awards no i've all right yeah worst gamer moment of the year uh 49 of the vote it was just it was an absolute landslide 2.5 billion dollar miss uh with 49 of the vote an absolute landslide and second place it was can't read an analog clock for 10.8 percent of the vote and then one dpi andy for 9.8 percent of the vote so with every worst moment we also have a best moment right you can't have the worst without having the best here come the nominees for best gamer moment of the year you know it's supposed to be gamer moments if i can't read an analog clock that's not a gamer moment that's me having the uh intelligence quotient of a four-year-old right here are the nominees for best gamer moment of the year [Music] i'm gonna die i'm gonna [Music] [Applause] okay here we go [Music] get [ __ ] decimated get absolutely decimated i don't even know what your name was i don't i'm not gonna read it i'm not gonna read it that was like i was about to get into a car accident [Music] i got him use two hands but i have to what's i have to press this to move out of the way use both hands and foot darkness my chin i'm getting tired it's tiring me well i understand whoa whoa whoa was i supposed to jump holy [ __ ] somebody said this is not impressive at all [Music] it's like a regular level oh i'm good what are you doing [Music] is that working on that level what's the record on that level i want it what's the world record on that level without current terms assisted spots [Music] [Music] and then they're to wrap around okay i got it ready three two one go okay here they come oh [ __ ] oh my god [Music] used slow doesn't count it's over on a tower i'm all right i'm all right i'm all right i'm okay okay [ __ ] this is gonna be really hard one uh there's no teeth either uh somebody wanna start with w uh yes this is true that could be it could be duck [Music] the word was world okay uh simon says what the [ __ ] okay simon says [Music] get it get up it's okay your knee is gonna be fine honey your knee is going to be fine honey [Music] he's got one hp come on come on put all of your destructive power okay so somebody made a pretty good point uh which is actually very funny half of those moments are just sort of normal things that like a good gamer could do but for us uh it's spectacular the winner of best gamer moment of the year i'm gonna pat myself in the back for this one i think i did pretty well in the streams two of them right uh the winner is haiti uh beating hades oh god not beating hades right uh killing hades the boss on my third attempt that was 26.6 of the vote i mean i think come on that that's worth a little bit of celebration just a little uh 26.6 and then rhythm heaven shooter pog was 14.9 percent also i think i got to give myself a credit for that one and then uh by binding devise a god build to kill mega satan with 10.8 percent of the vote was in third place uh we have the final two categories here before the rumble and we have about 45 minutes before the ball drops in new york perfect timing because everybody is from new york on the rumble so that's good uh the last two categories of the year are worst stream of the year and best stream of the year two categories that could be a lot in them i don't want to accidentally uh leak who wins so we're gonna start with worst stream of the year there's a few i could think of but i don't want to uh spoil anything for those that may not have seen uh so here we go here comes the worst streams that i did in 2020. according to you [Music] is oh [ __ ] and i think it just needed a few minutes to load [Music] dude this looks fine i'll be back give me five minutes [ __ ] turn the computer i'm just turning the computer off i'm not even gonna turn the stream off i'm gonna just i'm just turning off the computer i'm restarting mike i can't even restart my computer all right okay don't buy this game this is horrible yes i know this game is absolute utter dog [ __ ] i know but i'm at disc four and i'm gonna i'm gonna win no i have to go back on full disc i can't i don't remember i don't remember that can you imagine making this game oh just stop stop like stalking [ __ ] and just do it i'm not i'm telling you right now i'm not going back and doing this [ __ ] again i would rather eat my own hand i'd rather you cut my [ __ ] hand off and put it in the oven and cook it at like 350 for two hours and i eat it on stream i'd rather do that than go back and do the like last 45 minutes jeremy you can't play beautiful joe you haven't played vr in so long why won't you play vr beautiful joke goes fur okay i have to pay attention why do you guys hate this game [Music] why does everybody hate this what this game's like fun and exciting and there's like characters and what you guys hate this game [Music] do you want me to do it again get this away from my house he's training cycling somebody's dead wait what no it's the tournament don't kill each other okay if a stream is the worst stream of 2020 guaranteed we can remove it from the list right like this everything else is an honorable mention at this point right oh [ __ ] i fell through the world [Music] [Laughter] you please tell me you can see this i'm killing [Music] too much today i'm gonna be in pain somebody likes this here somebody likes this i know they do all right my tongue is [ __ ] up come on say it oh my god yes minus 300 viewers 600 people left it's my fault no that's that's on them guys for all you know 600 people just got like a [ __ ] call and they had to get on a phone call they had to go to like the doctor or something or they were going to eat dinner or was i go to bed you don't know it was my fault i had nothing to do with it [Music] so yes um so hold on here we go so yes sometimes i have bad streams sometimes they can't all be good ones they can't all be good sometimes you have to have a couple of stinkers but uh by no you don't sometimes sometimes sometimes i'm gonna let that slide it's your birthday the winner of the worst stream of the entire year of 2020 i mean okay if it's the worst game of 2020 does that matter does that actually matter too like what if it's the worst [ __ ] game that came out in 2020 watchdog legion uh at 38.5 percent of the vote watchdogs legion took that by a lot but the dallas encounter was at 31 so really like almost 70 percent of the entire vote was those two streams so you have to imagine that those are probably the worst ones uh ftk 2 was there at 13.2 percent way lower than the 31 from die dallas encounter so 70 of you thought those two all right we've made it to the final category of the evening and it's it's the big one it's the one that's worth all the money this one's worth all the cash all the money best stream of the year i'm gonna peek might surprise a lot of you this is probably going to surprise a lot of people here it is going to be a lot of people that might be angry a lot of people that might be upset at this uh at what has happened here we'll see it was very it was very contested we'll just say that hear your nominees for best stream of the year hey german on a5 here stop moving stop no i i didn't want to kick it all right [Music] try to keep my eye on the road son [Music] son we got a problem here sign up is that the new waiter that we just hired [Music] i think it is a car okay [Music] come back next week and i'll shake my stomach around for you more after drinking three gatorades all right now let's play a fun game called chase me [Music] i'm not the dog this is not like dog i'm not the dog if you just got in here like a minute ago sometimes we do this and he'll just sit here all day just stare at my face hey okay yes we're going to get you that new trailer come on hey jimmy the fish sends it to god and the fish family i can't do it i'll do almost 30. oh [ __ ] i have to stand here this is handy he's going to bust on he's going to bust on it oh my god oh no i'm all right i'm okay mr green you can't just throw up on the table i know i can't help [Music] [ __ ] it [ __ ] it don't do that okay press uh press and hold it i've got an omega symbol i don't know if that is i don't know if that is serious i'm not kidding i don't i don't [ __ ] know that it's six no omega symbol for real i don't know that i have no idea what that is i have no idea no no you know you know [ __ ] omega stupid studios [Music] [ __ ] i didn't i played like the first four hours that's like the first place i played that wasn't in the god of war greek symbol [Music] oh my god oh my god i just broke something yeah roger i'm up here in the channel five news chapter and we're getting word that uh there seems to be some type of altercation going on outside of the mcdonald's [Music] not entirely sure exactly why this is starting but i'm getting sources in my ear right now that apparently somebody threw me chicken out the window [Music] [Laughter] huh [Music] get it get up it's okay your knee is going to be fine honey your he's going to be fine honey okay okay turn it off turn it off turn it up [Music] i'm gonna smash something [Music] all right i gotta go i gotta go all the way around [Music] oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god what's the context of the of like the memes in the background i forget why during mario sunshine why was that happening like the open up like the why are you running about what was i doing that for oh it's auto play because i was jingling the keys right okay right right right well anyways the best stream of the year apparently oh this is going to be contested people are not going to be happy about this well let's just see what happens the best stream of the year [Music] first [Music] with 27.4 of the vote the long drive is the winner of the best stream of the year beating the auto stream with 19.2 percent of the vote eating all those those two beat casino ink at 11.7 11.7 percent for casino inc there you top three the auto stream um didn't win a lot of people thought that was gonna happen uh long drive with 27.4 percent and i learned something about this channel i got to play more games with just [ __ ] cars in them just need to be able to drive a car right up to the top of the list so that's it for the new year's awards but we now have the main event of the evening what are we what we're about to do right now is finish the germa rumble 2020 with the actual rumble 30 participants the first rumble that has been on this channel in like two or three years and i'm really happy that it could be done and be here for you guys to watch because i'm going to enjoy it too i'm going to be watching right here in three two one here we go ladies and gentlemen welcome back to the wrestling portion you know the rules if you get thrown over the top rope you are eliminated there is no re-entry and you have a random number he will now explain everything i just explained stars that drew number one and number two will start in the ring at the same time other superstars will join in the order that they drew this will continue until all 30 superstars have entered the ring super strong when a superstar is thrown over the top rope with both feet landing on the floor the last superstar in the ring [Music] so who are the first two contestants in the 2020 rumble i don't know we're about to find out oh that would be the cheers to you cd from new york you're gonna need some of that crowd 120 pounds hopefully he does a great job he's really hoping that he the crowd will get behind him for a change not him needing to get behind other people with his audio tape cheers to you we believe in you we believe in you but you're number one so you probably won't do it i will be shocked if you do cheers to you good luck to you in this competition here it comes are you ready they're looking for the next contestant i don't know where the next contestant is where why are they looking for the next contestant they're supposed to come down well no everyone's excited of course they're excited because that's the mcdlt briefcase gun from new york weighing in at 225 pounds the superstar ailing all the way from 1981 during the pinnacle of the mcd lt the guy in the front row that goes down drops to one knee with a briefcase in his hand and looks over and says cool cool hot hot incredibly powerful and apparently incredibly sweaty there's a mcdlt briefcase guy there's a serial killer behind those eyes well i don't know much about that i i just know that they're the two that start usa here we go ladies and gentlemen welcome to the germa rumble 2020. new year's eve don't uh come on mcdonald's he's my favorite character mcdlt guys is my favorite character don't get eliminated instantly oh my [ __ ] god what the [ __ ] what why oh he's a favorite character he's your favorite character somebody get in here and just eliminate cheers to you oh it's the pencil the pencil is in the 2020 rubber ah how is it possible the most hated character the pencil was in the rumble it's been like four years since we've seen the pencil and cheers to you as just has so much power so much strength nobody can even touch him so far oh my goodness a huge clothesline onto the pencil and we're going to fill this ring up a little bit here someone's coming in about 10 good sweeping kick to the groin there pencil has started to dominate and of course glue man coming in next blue man is your number four there he is and all of his glory with his boston celtics boots the pencil rakes his eyes blue man now stuffed into the corner takes two three punches didn't even get a chance to show everybody oh he's gonna reverse it cheers to you taking a breather here after instantly eliminating my favorite character can the pencil be removed pencil is a former champion of the rumble by the way really important for you to know i think they're going to double team they are not going to double team dr schmoyson coming in next at number five as they're gonna oh what no that doesn't count is the man eliminated [Applause] what's going on what the [ __ ] okay glue man is not eliminated dr schmeiksen comes in when i got four competitors into the rumble a lot of you guys probably would hate to see the pencil win again so would i the crowded ring here it comes who is going to be number six toss them over toss them over oh it's germa thing derma thing german thing coming in from the game the thing see if we can get a good view of his face glue man you're never going to win man blue man's just never going to win we all have to be completely honest with ourselves he's just he's a lovable loser i'm sorry blue man it doesn't matter if i give you a hundred in every stat you're gonna get thrown out in the first five minutes cheers to you is still holding strong i'll drive a thing maybe not for long though we'll see i can't believe i'm seeing him i cannot believe what i'm seeing right now gabe newell is coming in next and they're going to double team eliminate him possibly cheers to you looking good he's got a valve index on he didn't instantly eliminates dr smarts and gabe newell is back and he is angry for not being invited for the last three or four years in a row showing off that index dr smixing taking a huge oh what are you doing doctor smith just breathed in his own hand okay that was weird but gabe newell is looking for redemption in this rumble if you remember the pencil and gabe newell had a huge rivalry and it looks like it's going to continue here as he gets dropped onto the top turnbuckle there number eight coming in is jigsaw with the gas the jigsaw doll derma thing on the edge of the ropes there germany is gonna get eliminated oh he's naughty holds on for his dear life pencil is going to eliminate oh it's good [Applause] we didn't get to see his face cheers to you is still in it he was the first competitor by the way he got instantly gassed who's coming on exit number nine we got pac-man pac-man has entered the rumble gabe newell is still doing very well still got good green health if i were him i would go over in that corner i would open up half-life alex and i would start chapter one what a great game that was and what a great thing going after pac-man's back here [Applause] we're gonna have six competitors in the ring and of course long drive dad is going to make an appearance he won best stream of the year why wouldn't long drive dad make an appearance can he sweep another category called winning the rumble big ddt there rings getting crowded yeah it is cheers to you still in it big right hook on to long drive are they going to fill more people in here do not let this rivalry end this way gabe no no no no no no it can't end like this it can't end like this oh gabe newell holds on for dear life as kravis touchdown comes in making his way in can't wait for that new game going to be playing that new game as travis touchdown comes on in cheers to you cheers long drive dad has eliminated cheers to you the longest person inside of the ring so far he made it 30 of the way through it's sorry he didn't win now gabe newell has got long drive dad gives him the groin drop long drive that's going to get tossed up by gable he's got extra strength so far and who's coming in now this is fortnite jimmy's coming in next fortnite jimmy on his way in as as gabe newell and the pencil both try to eliminate long drive dead [Applause] we were talking [ __ ] and he's ready to go it doesn't matter i mean it doesn't matter i mean he's he's only 13. and he really shouldn't be in here with a bunch of grown like 44 year olds and like 29 year olds but um like whatever it's okay it's a full ring right now reversal by germa thing onto germa pencil that's not a german pencil that's just the pencil he sucks no eliminations somebody has to get eliminated at the fake up from germa thing if i've ever seen one i told you long drive dad's going out right here no he got distracted by travis touchdown long drive lives again to see another minute here defensive like jerry fortnite jimmy like in math class threw his pencil down after getting a 100 on a long drive dad he's dealt with he's here yes kids of his own he's upset about that one he is a dad for god's sake no he can't eliminate him that's german 985 anderson arena but no long drive dad cannot eliminate fortnite jimmy but germa germa with a full body cast on 2020 has been a little rough on german 985 but he still got the strength of at least 10 people he still has the long drive [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] stuff [Applause] just absolutely just drops down an elevator shaft german 985 you weren't going to win man you're at like 60 still travis touchdown now is in a lot of trouble with gabe newell stuck on the ropes somebody get traffic down out of here i can't man long drive dad in the corner the right hand side corner travis touchdown trying to get rid of him no he cannot do what is necessary to throw him over pac-man still with a lot of hp lots of health still germa thing's been in here for a long time dave newell's been in here for a long time and somebody else is about to enter while gabe newell's and nancy drew's coming in hot here earlier this evening nancy drew won the crew battle drew crew prevailed and obviously she's celebrating for it big suplex here on fortnight jimmy by germa thing drew crew has taken a few wins today and that's it for fortnite jimmy germa thing freaked out and then another elimination gabe newell just destroys long drive dad people are gonna be really upset by that one gabe newell on the hunt here maybe going for a second elimination in a row nancy drew with a big boot getting some taunting by gabe newell i'm not sure what he's doing here but he's maybe they're going to work together and try to eliminate travis touchdown while germa things in a lot of trouble an incoming nexus from lord of the rings you know him as the dwarf here comes gimli nancy drew that's a really bad place to be right now you don't want to be taunting up there and my axe and my what's going on with his hair his hair is a life of its own big maneuver big double punch into the elbow drop right on the top of the skull dave newell is just working on to gimli for some reason gabe newell has it up a lot of the rings huge elbow jump wait what pac-man has been eliminated pac-man has been eliminated from the rumble and travis touchdown might be right after oh no oh no dave newell has just been eliminated by germa thing and so has travis touchdown we're getting down to the to the few here nancy drew you got to get rid of nancy drew she's currently running on the high of her victory with the drew crew i think gimli and germa thing have to work together and get her out of here unfortunately gabe newell could not get the redemption that a lot of you think he may have deserved it's okay his wall dad's coming in an older competitor from the last rumble walden going right oh no what a reversal by nancy drew what is germa thing doing he's just pulling his hair [Applause] he is wild he is very wild and untamed is gimbly going to get dropped here no not quite not quite next competitor is of course a jar of mayonnaise one of the most delicious snacks one of the most delicious additives you could possibly put on any food product good on french fries it's good on turkey sandwiches it's really good in tuna if you make like a tuna sandwich jar of mayonnaise it'll in a little goes a long way by the way you don't have to use a whole lot it's really good on some other stuff too it's good hold up we got some action here gimli is about to eliminate germa thing is wall dad gonna let this happen he is there he goes that is the end for germa thing and here comes a pasta italiano chef from casino inc [ __ ] somebody said [ __ ] nancy pasta italianos jeff you don't know they've had plenty of uh plenty of really bad things happen to the restaurant into them always the subject of attacks and uh mob hits but here now to try to uh use some of their own firepower that was a really really big move by the jar of a mayonnaise and bf bugleberry is now number 19 coming in please don't all of you leave oh yeah oh yeah going right for wall dad it's going to be yeah there he goes that was very violent from vfugleberry trying to get rid of the jar of mayonnaise nancy drew and b bugleberry working together and nope it's he's very thick he's very full of vitamins and minerals you can't just get rid of mayonnaise that quickly don't pour down the drain either throw it in you gotta like scoop it up and throw it like the trash and stuff it can't go down the drain beanbag sonic has just entered the rumble and he's grown up now he's not just a little [ __ ] anymore he's a huge muscly fully evolved level 10 monster rancher monster it's been quite a while since we've seen beanbag sonic he's been training and there goes the pasta italiano chef by gimli gone almost as fast as he came in and here comes mr green what is the jar of mayonnaise doing mr green coming in looks like he lost his pants uh in a game of poker but he's here there goes vf bugleberry gets dumped over and nancy drew gets eliminated oh no i had high hopes for nancy drew i thought she was gonna go a long way but mr green is on an absolute tirade here he was so strong he just picked up a level 10 monster rancher fully developed monster and just drew it like it was a [ __ ] piece of cheese emily is still sticking around look at that health though not doing well oh no what are they doing the [ __ ] was that what was that and here comes chuck e cheese at number 22. big powerbomb on mr green from the jar of mayonnaise chuck e cheese everybody's favorite rat well not everybody's favorite rat i don't not really i don't think anyone's favorite crab i could probably name a few that go in front um jerry from ratatouille giant rat that makes all the rules um tom no jerry from tom and jerry well it's and wallace and gromit they said one uh there's a one rat short it's a mouse whatever welcome chucky cheese to the rumble i hope you get instantly eliminated and murious is that number 23 but getting down to the final eight final seven coming in here oh boy would you love to see a murious gerber rumble 2020 win i'll tell you that's a good new year's eve present for me one of my favorite characters that chucky cheese is getting stomped by gimli gimli by the way still in here there goes mr green by the jar of mayonnaise garameo looking to be a pretty high seed here and also representing the wake thinks here comes germa wink saw him lose earlier tonight but that's okay still coming in to represent for the rumble no god damn it gimli [ __ ] no he's so good all right there's only one opportunity where i'm going to say chuck e cheese is better than the lord of the rings and it's right now this is the only time you'll ever hear me say that get rid of gimli he's doing too good daramayo is just taking a little breather here who's number 25 c-man here he comes from the dreamcast seems to be also a full-grown adult and not just a little baby uh tadpole anymore beanbag sonic with a big suplex yeah this is what you got to get rid of you know you get hey dink hey you [ __ ] dink get rid of gimli together he's he's like the top seed right now you want to chuck e cheese come on go for it go for it go for it g red is there he goes thank god for chuck e cheese g red from gotcha force is the next competitor if he comes in i for some reason he's not coming down somebody needs to like turn the toy on there he is the strongest of all the gotchu bots we have g red okay already already showing that he is very strong okay oh my god the gotcha force has made it to the germa arena he's also weirdly enough weirdly enough he is about four inches tall but in the german rumble universe he is like eight feet tall and what's that i see at number 27 what's that i see number 27 that is catboy germa catboy germa making their appearance for the first time in the germa arena just trying to see who to attack who to scratch who to bite at going right for beanbag sonic what an excellent idea catboy german no gets reversed c man got you red cat boy bean bag sonic a jar of mayonnaise and chuck e cheese are your potential final competitors potential final competitors catboy germa's got the upper hand on beanbag sonic being back sonic you yeah you got it you gotta do something you gotta reverse it there's a reversal there chuck e cheese i just like choked himself double punch there onto they're just punching each other who comes in at number 29. oh number 28 that would be an anti-mark robot from the carnival stream also dressed as the goat to andy mark for all your robot needs you got a project going on andy mark they're the ones coming right into the jar of mayonnaise they both have the same like color scheme this is going to get really interesting because this this is it after two what the hell is going on jar manis has a bunch of awesome moves catboy german no did not fall off with the top ropes and dermis dermis dump truck one of the final competitors we could see an upset here this could be very upsetting oh gotcha red coming in and there goes the jar of mayonnaise unfortunate very unfortunate but there he is why did the gotcha red just run over the ropes to eliminate himself no he's still in what was that catboy germa into the cur into the turnbuckle as chuck e cheese now trying to get some work done germa's dump truck got you red holy [ __ ] it's almost midnight uh what time is it wait wait wait wait wait wait wait it's almost midnight eastern i don't even have the song cued up the ball's dropping right now catboy germa playing to the crowd is the boss drop like right now here it comes here it comes here comes did andy mark just got eliminated oh no the andy mark robot the power of a hundred asses no gotcha red still in the fight and is it new year yet not yet not yet not yet about 35 seconds one of these is going to be the winner of your 2020 rumble you understand one of these is your winner catboy germa trying to get semen into the corner no he throws him right into gotcha red five seconds three two one happy new year everybody and the final contestant of the night is juggles the greatest streamer juggles the great is your final competitor looks like he's got a full belly sitting in his underwear who do catboy germans eliminate we just got eliminated sea man just got eliminated by catboy germa and goodbye catboy gerba got you ready with a major big elimination there oh high hopes for cat boy germa but it didn't happen unfortunately and juggles the great comes right against the ddt and germa's dump truck is just like splitting that ass right on the turnbuckle we don't care nice twisting arm flexing smash glass breaking attack onto chuck e cheese as gotcha red juggles the grades gonna be shaking him up here over the top turnbuckle no i don't think he can do it he's not strong enough not strong enough gotcha red is still holding on for dear life and he still has pretty decent health his health is pretty good it's going to be really hard to eliminate gotcha for us g red greatest gamecube game ever made and it's also the most expensive it's like 300 to buy that game goodbye beanbag sonic that's it that was such an opportunity that's such a disappointment huge disappointment beanbag sonic is out uh this looks like it's gonna come down to g red in somebody juggles the great going for a big punch not enough to knock him down though chucky cheese just overhead through wait what he just did it twice he just pulled him back you honked him back and did it again your final three competitors are chuck e cheese got you red and juggles the great this is anybody's fight here oh no got you ready for the big comeback he's gonna dump him gee red is he gonna just sit there and let him do it or is he gonna break it up i don't know no he's it's not enough to dump chuck e cheese here it is beanbag sonic in the background here your final three who could be crowned the 2020 champion of the 2020 durham rumble chucky cheese is gonna get dumped here and it's gonna be it's no is he gonna let him do it is chucky cheese gonna fight back come on chuck e cheese no there goes chuck e cheese a competitor has been eliminated [Applause] goggles the great and g red doug was the great is the last person to come in let's see if g rhett gets oh my god i thought he was gonna throw him directly over the ropes did you see you see the momentum you see the excitement in that grab he's gonna prove to everybody once and for all that this was worth streaming and that it was a great game is he gonna do it can he dump him can he dump juggles [Applause] is g red going to win the rumble no it's not enough juggles with the reversal oh no he's getting slow he's slowing down it's going to take a miracle big belly to belly suplex but juggles is red too uh oh he's going for the [ __ ] belly shake or there's going for the human brick oh no [Applause] [Laughter] it's just that's three belly shakes three belly shakes in a row but wait a minute wait a minute he he reversed it huge clothesline gotcha red he's got only two percent battery left on his [ __ ] phone please plug it in for god's sakes you're killing us i'm sick of you sending me screenshots with four percent battery dude please could this be the end big reversal by juggles oh no oh no no no no can he he's no he he's still holding on for dear life g-red has no hp left he's just floating there it's gonna happen it's over it's over it's over no no you can't let him do this to you g red that's it juggles number 30. bastard comes in at the very end oh i really thought he was going to pull it off too bad too bad juggles the great is your 2020 german rumble winner you want to do another one encore for fun we'll just we'll just be fun watch it participants let's add everybody uh if you had big banana you seem like this that's big banana go in all right where was he why was he not in the rumble what i was wondering there were two or three people that were missing who else was missing from the rumble oh no longer counts we didn't have all the competitors yeah it's time for a rematch i hope joel [ __ ] wins now dlt briefcase guys 100. and what about it but you don't think that he's like one of the strongest people here what are you talking about it looks like mr green and germa think of the first two contestants in the ring and in all these wwe games if you're not in the last like 10 to 15 people you're not going to win so enjoy the time they have in here now because they're going to be gone in about two to three minutes but that's mr green and that's your thing no green screen well look at he's green just imagine he was the green screen he's usually one of the last four yeah usually uh andy mark robot andy mark goat again these are the these the guys that did the carnival stuff they made all the carnival robots which were incredible everybody loves andy mark trying to get rid of mr green and they do nobody [ __ ] with mr green unless it's multiple people [ __ ] with mr green and he gets thrown god damn it i want him in like the final 10. how do i give him like extra points mcdlt briefcase guy is in at number four i mean they all have good stats the only one that didn't have good stats was um like fortnight jimmy has like under 70. i think he's the only person hundred stats no he doesn't have a hundred stack dave newell number five you should play long drive again who had the most eliminations like cheers to you here's to you eliminated at least three or four people at least nice ddt onto the ropes by the mcdlt briefcase guy long drive two well i mean i kind of have to we won best stream of the year but that's kind of scary because what if you guys thought it was so good what if the sequel is not good enough what if i play that game again and stream it and it's just i'm just not it's not as funny it's going to get multiplayer soon oh [ __ ] nice what the hell was that [Applause] yeah i feel like lightning struck i don't know if lightning can strike twice uh gabe newell going for an elimination here on andy mark germa thing getting involved and there's the dump see you later andy mark and pac-man by the mcdlt briefcase guy g red coming in g red making the appearance for the second time almost won the quote-unquote official one but we can have more than one there can be two official winners right big powerbomb that was huge pac-man got ghosted yeah he was gone instantly huh [Applause] bf bugleberry at number eight [Applause] you know i'd really love to see gabe newell win i really would he was in all the original ones he always got so close i'd love to see a gabe newell victory here or a catboy one i would love to see a germa catboy rumble victory catboy big suplex from game new along to germa thing as chuck e cheese coming up at almost number 10. [Applause] hey there was also a pretty equal chance that chuck e cheese was going to win too so why you tell me what's worse and there he goes there he's gone and my favorite character he's got a [ __ ] hundred in every stat that's how you know that it doesn't matter he has almost 100 in every step are they gonna dump gabe newell uh what's the worst outcome chuck e cheese or is chucky cheese almost one here comes max catboy is the worst outcome every time this ticks up and it's not catboy is a higher chance at a catboy rumble victory or even a bf bugleberry victory because look he's still there chuck e cheese on the ropes max i love max max looks so funny your thing looks really funny too german 985 in his full body cast come on out let's see what you can do am i going to win can i win what is that you have a thing how much health does germa thing have he's okay he's gonna powerbomb over the top rope max is [ __ ] let's see you later is he gonna go for chuck e cheese too oh i don't know dr schmoyer's been coming at number 12. good doctor grandma thing has pretty low hp but he's still there just hammering on the back of chuck e cheese right in his spine help him dump him get rid of him get chucky cheese out of here right now because no get like get yes please no okay it didn't work yes it is they're both trying as hard as they can they spit on them these get spit on big scoop up by g red oh [ __ ] i'm getting i'm getting a little zonked why are they lying on top of each other what happened why are they all lined up together they're lying down like sardi [Applause] long drive dad coming in it's a headbutt from the biggest mouse i've ever seen everybody's favorite character is about to go buy chuck e cheese of course instantly or gabe newell which everybody likes cape noel chuck e cheese you maniac absolute maniac ef bugleberry with a sliding tackle drew crew is better than catboy crew um that's a debate that you guys can have here vehicle very going on the top rope what is he going for oh my god and i was right in my chest really really bugleberry you're gonna like you're gonna kick a man when he's down really get him out throw him out of here he felt my anger he could feel it german 985 letting the adrenaline take over little does everybody know that after this adrenaline wears off he's going to be off for about three and a half months but at least he might be able to pull the victory is uh doctor smoking going down what just happened is that a punch or is it just punching him in the face over and over again can i get rid of chuck e cheese too i'm i'm [ __ ] angry right now guys look at my face i mean absolute business right now holy [ __ ] no no g red's putting a stop to that right now oh it's good he's dumb he's gonna dump me he's gonna dump me gabe newell please get up and help me all right okay come on gabe get up and help no no i mean like help me i'm gone see you later still thought it off somehow you kidding me i wasn't just standing there [Applause] oh [ __ ] gabe newell has been eliminated by a huge lariat by long drive down and here comes joe varg skeletor big elimination on g-red first time we've seen a cross over here on this channel representing vine wrestle joel vine sauce joel i don't know what happened that was like too many are they double teaming germa thing is still in this german 985 is also still in this and so is dr schmeiksen who's been here for a while as well big slap by germa thing onto joel he's looking for a place to dump me that's what this is oh no no no don't let the doctor eliminate you no one's throwing me out man i'm staying in this for a long time big stunner can't capitalize with the cannot follow up with it and then pasta italiano coming in chef from that delicious fine establishment just flipped him up like a pancake jungle is coming in if juggles is 30 again i'm going to be pissed i'm going to be so mad furious the cow from the drew crew i mean the moo crew dome what happened the joel get just a what what was that like times two speed that was weird joel just got eliminated by dr schweiksen terrible thing with another attempt on long drive dad uh well thank you joel for joining us at the germa rumble 2020 bean bag sonic coming in next i thought joe i thought john was gonna be in it for a while i'm surprised you can't like stick it with those horns dr schmoyson completely misses completely i don't even know what he was punching but and now he's in trouble being back sonic in a good spot by the way coming in um okay okay goodbye goodbye he just ran fast italiano is gone he threw him so hard that he's continuing to run by himself on his own jesus being back sonic absolutely crushing it right now eliminates two people in a row there goes german 985 eliminated or fan favorites are in the ring right now just want to make that clear [Applause] there goes long drive that and in comes blue man at number 18. is this the opportunity for glue man to at least get a win here is this the opportunity so far not so good this is the spot you want to be and it's going to be one of these people here hi you know what all right here you go i think beanbag sonic is going to win this i think really good position just kind of just beat up the horse the cow kravis touchdown is number 19 still no sign of germa catboy which i think is concerning a lot of you by the way anybody see travis touchdown's shirt get a good look right now anybody know what that is that is catboy germa on that shirt yes you are right [Applause] here comes majima number 20. good place to be in germa thing is gone big right hands by murious onto beanbag sonic looks like majib is going to finish the job with some shin kicks no he's gonna get from behind glue man he's gonna keep just punching him over and over and over again in the corner [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] he jumped over him and went way too high and flew over the ring there goes travis touchdown majima with illumination uh big big banana bro is in here in a good place blue man though blue man's ear glue man's ear it could be jex is coming in at 22. nice backflip by majima holy should you see that that was unbelievable we got jacks though why is jex already at like half health did he fall down on the way in here big banana bro looks like he's gonna be throwing up with jima no they both want to get rid of mojima very strong character very strong competitor not going to happen this time jar of mayonnaise is coming in at 23. oh boy you all want this to be the cannon one you sure a jar of mayonnaise coming in through crew that's possible juggles is also possible no he's not he's gone get mayo out of here the more that i look at that container the more that i want to eat something with mayonnaise on it right now fortnite jv number 24 the more i look at that jar i just want like mayonnaise on so i want like a turkey sandwich with with mayo all over it the backflip shin hit verb noun i'm just saying i think the the body part that had happened and where they hit shin head hit there goes majima by fortnight jimmy catboy germa at number 25 it's possible it's possible for a catboy cannon win too early i don't know it could it's whoever comes in over the next five it's very possible catboy eliminating murious oh no there he goes murious my favorite character besides mcdlt briefcase guy still going after fortnight jimmy nice reversals from banana bro is that a fanny pack on his back there goes jackson limited by glue man blue man's year could be this year he could win at least one even if it's the encore stop the catboy anything but catboy stop the cat boy i don't know we'll see we'll see uh oh fortnight jimmy's in trouble he's gonna get tossed over by gerva cat boy look at the health on cat boy germa by the way oh jarrah mayday still can't get eliminated even with two people trying to push him down holy [ __ ] that was brutal dude what is going on here he just pancaked glue man is on the ground in bad bad state right now wall dad coming in at 26. no protect fortnite jimmy all right dad going after fortnite jimmy let's see is blue man gonna stay in yeah he is blue man's still here it's possible it could be the year no keep him in he's gonna turn he's go he's okay cheers to you cd coming to 27 uh yeah if glooman's going to turn to the undertaker he's going to be like 74 years old and still be wrestling but the difference is the undertaker won wrestlemania like 30 times blue man has done nothing catboy eliminated by fortnite jimmy really wow okay that's unexpected oh fortnite jimmy is pissed he's full of g fuel he's full of [ __ ] monster energy drinks and snickers bars [Applause] oh [ __ ] [Applause] nancy drew coming into 28. we've got two different crew this is crew matchup rematch again ah i really wanted mayo to win if i had to pick somebody in this ring would be mayo or glue man or nancy drew we've seen a lot of banana bros people looking for the banana bro to win it's possible he's got pretty good uh health no he doesn't german's dump truck ass is coming in here at number 29 so who's 30 who have we not seen yet c-man oh [ __ ] it is c-man or gimli this ring is full of just memes right now i had to put a bet down i would put it right now on um we'll wait wait for the last one i don't think it's gonna be glue man he's been in here for too long look at his health it's gonna be dump truck just watch or nancy drew wait is catboy re-genning health yeah banana bro gone final competitor is c-man at number 30. here is one of your winners in the ring right now cheers to you cd glue man here i'm a dump truck nancy drew forget about glue man it's not your year it never is one of these will be crowned catboy germa has been eliminated by fortnight jimmy jimmy has gone nuts i actually i think i might change my vote here i think i put it on tonight jimmy if beanbag sonic didn't eliminate himself dude come on all right ah i think it could i think it's gonna be nancy drew dump truck see man cheers to you murious one of these will be the other winner c-man wins than that that's stupid he just comes in at 30 nancy drew cannot let that happen oh no okay get rid of c-man get rid of c-man there you go work together the work together what are you doing he's got the most health well dump truck actually has a lot of health holy [ __ ] he's just completely eliminated he completely took him off guard he wasn't even ready he wasn't even ready oh my god [Applause] oh no nancy drew and dump truck are the last two who will win the encore [Applause] i got my money on nancy drew it's gonna be an easy drill this is it this is gonna be the end she's gonna dump him she's gonna dump him over it's over that's it nancy drew is your winner of the 2020 encore rumble nancy drew is your winner dumped the truck now it's nancy versus juggles for the real winner that sounds like a good idea to me helen a cell this determines the real victor the real champion of germa rumble 2020. hell in a cell in a random rundown high school nice start by nancy drew didn't even wait a second kind of hard to see through this cage though underdog uh oh how do you win a hell in a cell you have to pin right i would laugh so hard that was it i would [ __ ] [ __ ] my pants if that was seriously how it ended oh man nancy drew even has better stats it doesn't matter sometimes momentum is all that matters there we go nice reversal switching it up a little bit here what the silence is deafening yeah it's just like these two people are kind of just throwing they're kind of just moving their bodies around and like landing on their backs health is not that big of a deal though this is depressing quite the main event yeah let's go get him why is there even a referee in here why is a referee in here that would not even hurt you just landed on your back while holding his legs going for the pin is it possible will they use the cage somebody get up on top of the cage oof get on top of the case somebody climb the cage it really is so depressing without like fans and like sounds besides but on the undertale ost i think this is it for nancy drew by the way this is it yeah that's it it's laughing the belly you know cc's victory juggles has the momentum though that could be it one no one count she just did the undertaker recovery come on nancy into the cell not i guess not strong enough to knock him oh oh oh not good not good for nancy drew oh this is so dumb nancy fight back fight back nancy fight back no that's it juggles the great ends up winning and ends up taking the crown or actual german rumble 2020 winner what do you want catboy germa versus me okay we'll do that catboy germa versus germa985 look i'm so terrible i'm still gonna win catboy german's gonna win every time you have to you have to cosplay as cat boy germa if he wins i have to cosplay as cat boy germa if they win um i'm going up against my like broken wrapped up body cast character what oh hold on a second there wait a minute let's make this interesting why don't we make this interesting so if if catboy germa wins i will dress up like a cat boy okay if germa 985 wins you shave a billion dollars off that [ __ ] debt i want a billion off that debt we got a deal okay oh i'm [ __ ] ready for this one let's go let's go let's go let's go come on jeremy let's go i don't want to dress up as cat boy germa good start gerber 985 shave a billion off this debt for the love of god good start good start very good start just throw them around the ring just toss them outside toss them outside toss them smash them through the table right now cheating what are you cheating about cheating you saw the stats through the table right now please through the table right now oh my god i am destroying oh right into the chest this weak point the sensitive spot oh [ __ ] come on come on do it do it do it do it catboy i mean that was a cat boy i just hissed i i just pissed in catboy germa's face oh look at me oh my goodness i'm going for it that's me saying i'm going for it whatever it is holy [ __ ] i no no no no no no you you're doing fine you're doing okay you're gonna be just fine just over through the table not much health left from catboy at that table germa get it in here do not have this blow back in your face it's not what should be happening right now okay whatever set that table up and one of you when i say one of you i mean me jeez void redemption incoming no i hope not i really don't want to dress up as cat boy germa on stream going for the table oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] reverse it yeah yeah yeah no no that was a double reversal double reversal okay get what do you what are you doing what are you doing do not get up and fight get up and fight nice reversal this is it through the table do it power bomb suplex suplex to the table please do something what are you doing you [ __ ] idiot oh my god just roll off the table good good good good right in the gut right there again again do it again onto the table what you didn't put them on put them on the table put them on the table do it do it good very good this is it this is it right this is it this is what i'm gonna win i win take a billion dollars off that debt right now take a billion dollars off right now bang bang bang bang bang i win i when i when i win i win that's one billion dollars ooh and i i put a lot up for that one double nothing wait a minute wait a minute double or nothing what do you mean how does that work two billion off the debt or i have to stream two days in a row is german cat boy it's not worth it no i'm not doing it it's not worth it i know no i'm sorry i just i just tapped you a little bit i'm not doing that i know when to stop that's it shave it off double or nothing to wipe the whole thing oh i don't know about that are you kidding me to wipe the whole thing the debt is clear if i win here [ __ ] okay right off the bat not good let's go get a weapon just go it's an extreme rules match go get a knife and just start stabbing cat boy just go back there and go grab a bag of trash into the danny devito oh my god it can't end like this go get a weapon you can take the health down very quickly reversal oh [ __ ] jesus don't even up up up up come on momentum momentum you idiot oh my god how'd you miss was point blank punch you missed a point-blank punch don't do a flashy move off the top turnbuckle it's not gonna do anything you're not gonna have time to do this they're gonna reverse it it's pretty big deal though that was a big move go get a weapon so much riding on this this might be the biggest bet of my online career what am i doing yeah that cat boy's health is not going down get something big it's a okay a bat good good right in the [ __ ] head right in the head yup go on come on clear this [ __ ] clear this dead beat beat with a bat no get up get the bat oh nice pick up the bat you're so much weaker than catboy germa pick the bat up pick up the fat you idiot you're just being so stupid pick the bat up oh man reverse no get up get up why are his armpits exposed i don't know dude get the bad hit no please do not hit him run run away just run right in the head quick it's good good good good good good again again again what are you doing [Laughter] that's pretty good comedy routine it's still anybody's game right now the health is pretty comparable it's not a blowout in either direction that's a big move pick up the bat forget about taunting finish it finish it finish it finish this nice all right pin pin pin clear it clear the debt once and for all do it catboy sucks um don't speak so soon oh no good dodge steal it steal it steal it still steal steal good good go go go go go oh [ __ ] get up please oh thank god thank god no oh [ __ ] get up get up it can't be you're gonna get out oh no no no no no oh no oh no oh no oh my god i i can't catch a break here career's over i for two streams in a row two i don't wanna do that i can't believe i lost again uh hi happy new year um 2020 was kind of difficult i i know a lot of you know that i took like three months off uh because i had like the medical problem stuff and um obviously the pandemic was really really [ __ ] annoying and horrible it's still going on too uh so i really really hope that 2021 can just bring so much more happiness to people because 2020's brought a lot of shitty times so uh thank you everybody for making at least the 20 20 from me fun i've had a great time when i've been able to stream when i've come on streams and everything so um it's a bright spot for me so uh thank you on top of that i hope i can spend the money that you are giving me in a good place i hope i hope i'm doing these good things with it i hope the oh and and and just like that he goes into the telephone booth and he becomes the redditor that types faster than a speeding bullet arguing with people online use it to buy the catboy costume a cat boy costume is like from the dollar store it's like two dollars for like the ears and then i just need to get like a skirt and a in a collar and fishnets oh no i'm in trouble i'm in a lot of [ __ ] trouble buy a quality one you [ __ ] quality what a quality collar this is going to haunt me for the rest of my life you know this is going to follow me forever remember i told you that that like germa sus face i was like i hate that face and and that you turn it into a meme do that one i just said i didn't like the face and you made one e you made one way more popular and way more spammable uh but yeah thanks guys let's let's go for 2021 over the next few months so the world kind of can start to heal a little and get back to normal i hope so i don't know i don't have a crystal ball but it's gonna do the best i can because that's all i know how to do and that's it so much love to all of you happy new year uh we're not in pst yet but for eastern time thanks a lot guys i look big don't i don't i don't wouldn't you be scared of this guy if he was running up to you this i have pants on yeah i do okay

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