The Totally On-Time and Not Late JermAwards 2019

i in fact not in the studio this year i in fact what's that what who's who is it [Music] this year instead of being in the studio [Music] oh the same [ __ ] place i was yesterday what do you think about the suit i got this do you know what i got this i got this suit it's the same suit from last year that's how you can tell it's way too long and the arms are too short i didn't even bother you only who cares is it messy no it's not those are footprints these are these these are not these are these are footprints look i have pants on right yeah what this is it's a carpet guys see look i look what i can do look see it's it's just the way the carpet is it's a long ply carpet my fly is up right welcome everybody let's go uh let's check out uh redbubble.com let's just see what this looks like okay so if you type in the word germa into uh redbubble you get a you get a really really really cool uh but none of this stuff is mine what was that auto hold on let me otto is like hold on did you hear that he's like hey hold on wait give me one sec show auto he just wants to lie on his little bed right here how do i there you go there he is hi adam dude pog auto i need to click this one because it's i don't understand what this one is so this is a german 985 official mug okay you gotta be kidding me there's a emote sized that's it this is just a white mug we saw this yesterday i can't [ __ ] believe it this is 15.76 you could go get 50 of these from target the exact same mug for probably 30 or 40 bucks and just put a sticker on it that's unbelievable the germa rainbow this doesn't have anything to do with me what does this have to do with me it's just like a weird knitted pattern what was what oh it's a it's my face that's my face how do i like we're going to zoom in i'm not going to buy this why would i buy this i'm what i'm just going to encourage image theft uh that's misses my face why would i buy the product that's taking my likeness and selling it why would i do that 11-hour c-man lockdown long-sleeve t-shirt i survived the 11 hour c-man lockdown i watched germa stream seaman for 11 hours 9 minutes and 58 seconds all right i'll let this one i'll i'll let this one slide i'll let that one slide you know that's i like that one i got that one slider what it's just germa 985 german 95 have a nice day have a nice day don't be an accessory to make the 100 billion plastic bags in the u of wait wait what is this wait why is there a plastic bag warning warning to avoid danger of suffocation keep this plastic bag away from babies and children do not use this bag in cribs beds carriages or play pens the plastic bag could block nose and mouth and prevent breathing in fact this plastic bag is so destructive to the environment that if you really care about the future you could seriously just reuse paper bags from here on out this bag is not a toy i mean that's not that's not that's not a bad message right but i what do i have to do with plastic bag are they implying that i use them all the time why am i on here 131 i feel like this is a scam though are you even going to get it but what if you don't get like what is it are you even going to get this or is it just a bot in i'm so confused germa this is mature content german the dick what i don't know what that is i'm not clicking that one i don't i don't i don't get it but i'm it's this is it's okay it's an i it's an iphone cover no it's a samsung galaxy case there's like a weird camera pointing show it i feel like i'm scared to show this i don't know if this is i don't know what this is the the dick and there's a camera i don't get it why is this not why is this not safe for work look at the edges it's just the dick and it's a samsung galaxy cover ding wall tap ding oh supposed to be my teeth look at how stupid this [ __ ] looks this you dressing up this whole room with all this cool artsy stuff and then this is on your wall hung up with two thumbtacks this is a bed sheet or a pillowcase this is so bad ding add to cart there's wait this even this bigger ones how big [Laughter] it just makes the sheet bigger 64. by the way germa 985 you are now cursed meme coasters this is from yesterday this is yesterday look at this [ __ ] on the left oh my god it looks like a worm this is terrifying the large how big is the large german 95 golden tall mug all right german 95 classic bowl cut uh fitted scooped shirt look at the price of the golden mug how much is the golden oh my god holy [ __ ] are you out of your mind all right let let me i got i gotta here listen to this don't you think that redbubble should have some type of system that makes it so you cannot have a coffee mug be more than 50 600 what if somebody accidentally downloads this you know what it's already like an old lady is like i'm gonna buy a present for my grandson i know he loves german 95 and he loves the color gold let's see this one that's uh 600 669 cents that sounds good to me yeah that's a car what if it's an old lady terminal 95 red bubbles [Laughter] what the [ __ ] you should you can't do no you shouldn't be allowed to do this all right stop this what why do you have all these the most interesting man in the world t-shirt german 95 solar system i already have one of these i already have one and it's it's not just the cutouts of emotes i already have one of these free nvidia swag bag see this is going into copyright territory that i'm not even capable of removing no no i ain't doing this i ain't doing this i ain't doing this i ain't doing this i ain't doing this i ain't doing this i ain't doing this i ain't doing this i do this we got we have uh we have new year's eve stuff to do i ain't doing this i ain't doing this i ain't doing this i do i'm gonna do one look at one more i ain't doing this how is it a penis what okay this is freaking me out all right all right all right all right all right i'll look at the dirty carpet and then we're gonna go move on to the ceremony don't you have to go through like a process to get these things like approved or what is this a carpet or is this an image it's [ __ ] peter griffin down by the way it's really hot in this room and i'm already sweating my ass off all right again uh thank you welcome that was that was the small little pre-interlude what i have here in my hand and wait till you see how thick this stack is let's do the thing we don't have enough categories this year uh we do i know they're little i know i know they're little they they looked bigger on the amazon um list i thought they were going to be big and elaborate and made out of gold uh they're not they're they're very very small there's a lot here there's 23 categories to go through they're perfect all right you guys ready you ready to do the first category of the 2019 new year's eve welcome to new year's eve stream [Music] we're gonna start off with the best new character of the year now a character could be anything character could be somebody that was brand new on screen a new person that we created or an entire character that we didn't even create that just kind of came into our lives so without further ado ladies and gentlemen here are the nominees for best new character [Music] stop you're hurting him what name the automaton h e t awful name why this little sheet out hello and welcome to germa's first ever spooky trivia night uh i'm your host shannon sharon how tall are you what how tall women what how tall might you be five six six feet long six months six months you sure yes in the empirical system whatever i think we have goosebumps books parties and ghostbumps one ghostbusters for 1600. goosebumps part two all right let's see what the question is here what do we got nice job is naruto's father germa might you have an opinion please please give an incredibly warm welcome to the amusings of cuddles and paulie polite got one okay well why don't we show up but there's a special audience number here that we're going to be showing let's see who it is are you ready what did you paint well thank you so much to cuddles and follow polite for their wonderful job and a great painting too i wish i play here i'm thinking of maybe end turn no no no i don't think so i think i'm gonna play the greedy grinner is a new card seems pretty good let's try [Music] i'll it taking that one [Music] all right [Music] i can still hear him are you in that car like the person in that car somebody said the music's going to be loud on all of them by the way because they've baked into every video [Music] music's too quiet any further for further ado the winner the winner of the 2019 best character of the year [Music] at 31.9 percent of the vote congratulations sheetah it was it wasn't even a contest shito absolutely [ __ ] destroyed uh i was actually i thought the rumor might have taken that the rumor is maybe it was it wasn't that close though there were a lot of people on that list in 30 plus percent uh shito wins by mile moving right along let's continue with the best auto moment these are the categories that you know you gotta you gotta get through them pretty quickly because who does that who actual uh i can't say that everyone says she why she does what do you mean she does sucks she does what's wrong what are you talking about 30 of you more than 30 of you i disagree anyways here are the nominees for best otto's my dog if you don't know and sometimes he shows up on stream and these are this was not supposed to be a category but it is for some reason you have a dog yeah i mean there's 8 000 people here with a best auto moment that could be like that could be like somebody who lives down the street all right the nominees for best auto moment are [Music] one four this is okay all the twos are done so these are both fours so this has to be like this what the [ __ ] is that why is this plane [Music] why is [Music] supposed to be distraction did i do that right i was just playing the whole video [Music] that's it it's just doing the video okay three [Music] okay oh wait can you show a dog [ __ ] on stream no you can't right i don't know it's fire three [Laughter] four three one three three there's too many songs [Music] you asked for it all night there you see there's the dog mr otto he's so sleepy see you guys woke him up to do this [ __ ] no he was already awake there you go there's our toe i don't know look at how tired he is that dog dog don't like babies i mean she's like that was kim yeah see he's too perfect for this world he is fancy he's so good he really is he's like the best dog ever he is eight he's eight years old he's fantastic i love that's him a clip right behind me this category sucks i was i was bullied into putting this in i was bullied into putting this in yeah he's like what are you doing who's my good deal there you go auto spotted this is just what he does guys hey hey hey hey what are you doing this is sad this is a sad are you napping in here look at that already hey thanks for the subs by the way hey what are you doing uh glucosamine can contrite oh what do we need to do uh yes if you um when your dog only shows up four times on stream you have to reach for something else to put in the category list uh it was the flash in the corner and what am i going to thank that was otto uh and the winner for best auto moment of 2019 is going to go to who cares pick ross interruption auto pick ross 27 percent of the vote would have been rude well i i love this dog but all those clips were the same clip and we all besides it was all the same video otto would you like it would you like to say something auto zoom in on that and put it on the list for next year alright coming up next is i don't think do i do i need to introduce this one are you sure you want me to introduce it's uh ladies and gentlemen the nominees uh for a worse speeder of the year parker griffin and dinklage all famous faces sharing this common name dr schmoyson yes i believe that is beater who's peter who what is beater [Music] six and a half minutes still not big enough to get these oh it's a goddamn maze spitter it's amazed peter okay that was kind of fun not really i think i got it no we're going look but we're in the end game here how do you leave a voicemail on a public phone [Music] [Music] and the winner uh this year's worst feeder of the year [Music] what do you think what do you think what was the worst uh what was the worst spot i told you were getting this shitty okay auto was a fine category best actually that lotto was the only one that didn't make sense what do you think dr schweinsten theater for 32 percent of the vote buy a lot actually what was in second place um let me see the schmucks and theater was apparently the worst one but i don't know if i agree with that i think i disagree with that one the academy i think was got that one wrong uh what came in second place because that was 30 32 so voicemail peter was the next one which was at 23 of the vote so not a huge spread by the way this category will not return next year i promise i know i said that last year i i s i promise this will not return next year please clip this and save it somewhere because don't let me do this again in fact this next category is well actually the next two categories in a row have to do with my physical appearance uh we're coming up with next worst hair of 2019 worst here uh i like having long hair i like having it shaped and be a little lay back behind my ears and have it i like having hair like this maybe not this long in particular but uh sometimes especially when it gets hot in here if i'm doing something or if things get a little i've been streaming for six seven plus eight hours in a row and i don't get up and i'll go to that i go to the bathroom i sit back down sometimes it gets a little messed up and there's not much you can do about that and these are the times that people said it was the worst that's ever looked on stream you i could throw water in my face into my hair but then it gets all wet and stringy i don't like it so here you are here are your nominees for worst hair of 2019 doesn't need that much more of an introduction [Music] why do you have braided hair i'm leaving it ain't gonna fix it [ __ ] that so [ __ ] drunk god i just it just happened i don't know how i have no idea i don't i don't know why that happened this is the drunkest i've been on stream this looks i don't even care you know like you sometimes you give a [ __ ] about your appearance like when i'm when when the webcam goes on right and i know the webcam's on usually i'm a little self-conscious you know i want to make sure that i look okay how's my face do i look okay i don't care right now and you can just tell and this is gonna like these images are gonna come back to haunt me in like [ __ ] two years but one like i don't even care like i just don't typically i'd be like oh hold on before i turn the camera on let me like okay i know my hair is working [ __ ] up because i was in the wind i know my hair looks like [ __ ] al dente spaghetti today and that's because i was out in the wind i was in the wind sorry uh you have so many dropped frames and my family needs to use the internet and go to amazon and buy cases of oceans can i nominate this for worse is it 2019. because that's and small small figurines of venom we need to and then he gets it he looks over and he finally makes a decision right is someone with my camera hey thanks thanks a lot coke gaming the room was in my room not on this video so what do you guys want to do i can't i can barely do anything i i really don't want to lie to you guys hey how's everybody doing how are you yeah it's been rough but it's all right i'm doing all right i'm doing good how are you doing how's everything going how the kids yeah you know i'm like the guy that screams at people under the bridge now you know that's what i do it's been real i just didn't get the job done wow a lot of uh [Music] a lot of good cat a lot of good nominees there a lot of good nominees but they can only be one winner unfortunately they can only be one and the winner for the worst here in 2019 is going to go to [Music] this won by a lot with 35 of the vote destroyed on red wine hair with 35 of the vote guy under the bridge came in with about 27 if i were to pick that one if it were gonna be me uh the vr train wreck here was disgusting that's not only the worst harry i've ever had in 2019 that was and that didn't even i mean it was up there the vr train wreck here came in third place with 19 of the vote but my god it was un it was ridiculous it looked like it was made it looked like it was dirty it was dirty and greasy and looked like somebody put a bunch of hair gel in it and squished it together and held it tight and [ __ ] let it go after like an hour oh it's horrible we got another category to do this is warren's face worst face uh we why we do worst here last year didn't do worse face last year this is a new category this year and it's a worst face this is the worst face i've ever made on stream in 2019 whether it's being shocked or trying to make do something funny that doesn't come across as funny just ugly and strange uh this is the cat these are nominees for worst face of 2019. [Music] uh [Music] what's wrong with my face [Music] oh [Music] [Music] now feel free to try a different look [Music] mom i hope you're proud of me i hope you're proud mom the worst face of 2019 the big lipstick with 36 of the vote it kind of destroyed yeah it really wasn't close after big lipstick farting and screaming playlist was in second place at 13 and then the greedy grinner at 13.08 percent which farting screen was 13.2 everything was very close recent bias maybe maybe but it is written down there very sloppily because you can tell the the stream was late today right we still we started about 40 minutes late and there's a few reasons for that reasons are for what you're about to see i had to get these written down and i'm just like mid lipstick because i got i got these from i told you from amazon and i'm going do i [ __ ] just do i just like do i go to a store right now and get some more of these do i go to a store i freaked out and i was like scott whatever it doesn't matter i was like about to get in the car and about to go uh no whatever okay just put him on the little ones he's a professional streamer by the way i'm such a [ __ ] cartoon character [Laughter] moving along now we're moving into categories that potentially have a lot of nominees last year this was an incredibly last-second thing besides being in the studio uh this was an insanely last-second thing last year and really trying to get as many good high-quality categories as possible first right this year and people only had like two or three days to nominate stuff and it was it was bang bang bang it was really quick last year but this year people had about a week and a half or so to figure out what they wanted to nominate and there were a lot of nominees in some of these worse noise had like 25 nominees we had to shave some off it's a lot of nominees in some of these categories and we're going to show i think this one's doesn't not quite yet but moving on to worst singing of the year this is a new category by the way both of these categories are the same category the nominees in this category are no better than the nominees in this category they i could switch these in my hands right now and you would not know the difference so we'll go ahead and start with worst singing of the year [Music] and this is the one that goes rolling around at the speed of sound right something like that i got it i got a feeling sing him a song oh holy [ __ ] that was horrible oh canada our home and sacred land true patriot scythe and all thy sons command [Music] gotta go to sleep gotta have some sheets gotta have some fun while i have time [Music] [Laughter] i love the music in the background of the music [Music] nobody's gonna mess me around it's the worst singing of the year apparently oh this one wasn't even a [ __ ] contest not even close not even close this is ridiculous how unbelievable this was skewed the winner of worst singing of 2019 with 50 of the vote and you have to remember there were one two three four five six seven nominees in this category the category the nominee after that had 13 and it was he never going to give you up uh also by the way this is the first win of i got a feeling singing stream and second nomination of the night for worst stream of the year upcoming that's all in here a few times that stream is on here more than once also nominated for worst stream of the whole year okay uh now let's best singing is not uh this is best singing by the way you'll see what i'm talking about when i say they both have the same damn category i should have just had a singing category where like two people won here are the categories and the nominees for best singing of the year [Music] everyone's gonna start [ __ ] counting and i can't stop this [ __ ] because it's in the game [Music] i will never stop it you got a friend in me [Music] you've got a friend in me with my [Music] i have i'm so [ __ ] angry right now [Music] i can't even tell it's talking i'm gonna lose again i was singing you can't you can't hear this [ __ ] curse why is it like this [Music] [Applause] [Music] now [Applause] [Music] of the 1400 people that unfollowed tonight um i hope to see you soon hope to see you back [Music] dancing dancing dancing queen 17 only 17 you can dance you can learn having the time of your life so cali stretch right by the way follow me [Music] [ __ ] plays back to you and you know you've seen it you've heard it before and you just you're looking at what you've done over the last year and you just kind of go i now i understand what people think i do drugs on stream you know what i mean i gotta i get what you mean now when you say like oh hey is this dude like do [ __ ] drugs it's kind of hard to defend against these nominees anyways the winner of best singing you already know what it is do i even need to do the fanfare do i have to tell you do i it was if it was on the list it was going to win you know that [Music] qrs from the mind show stream at 30 percent of the vote this was not as uh as far away as you thought it was 30 vote of qrs uh green day was after that somehow singing a katamari song was in third place with sixteen percent of the vote which you couldn't it was me going like this i know people are gonna [ __ ] freak out people are gonna be really upset with me and they're gonna tell me to stop but i need to show you what people are gonna say don't [ __ ] do that don't stop doing that but i need to you just need to hear it [Music] that's what i was doing i'm not that dude i didn't do it for long i didn't do it for very long calm down that's what i was doing i was humming that to the beat apparently 16 i thought that was the best singing i've done all year i that's just what i'm not going to go i'm not doing anymore those are new categories by the way this next category is one of my favorites best one guy moment of the year best one guy what is one guy moment for those of you that might be new to the channel uh one guy is especially a one guy moment is when one person in the stream in the chat can either throw off the entire stream or can dictate the conversation exactly where it goes i'll look over i will read something that somebody says and it will change the course of the entire history of the channel so if you stay on this stream there's a possibility that you will one day be the one guy that i would look over and say hey dude like eat a ghost pepper on stream and i'll go all right [ __ ] cool dude sure i mean i'm not gonna do that but i can at least pretend to right uh best one here the nominees for best one guy moment of the year a couple of these jake shouldn't even [ __ ] be on here but i they made me laugh for a second so they're on here oh okay here we go nominees for best one guy moment of the year are as follows [Music] sorry yo germa you're going to hop in gamer this year would love to see you there popping gamer what's poppinggamer [Music] oh this was are you going to twitchcon one guy strikes again [Music] and this is actually one guy from yesterday before so somebody said this and just hey dude my legs hold on i need to see that somebody said the german scorpion face is what the official german 985 popsicle would look like that's pretty good an ice cream bar please read this please read magic german's real name is harold or something what why don't i need to read that all right so give me some give me like some credit just look i don't know you know how tough it is to be able to determine what's [ __ ] real and not real this is the image this is the original actual image that for those of you watching the vlog this is the image somebody linked this like really like that could it could be best one guy moment of the year oh this is uh this is a landslide uh germa thinks a photoshop of his face is a real face with 47 of the vote yeah uh that was that was i was outrageous i really truly thought that it was real at first but if you pull up that image seriously pull up that what what what are you linking what's this tweet breaking news 21 20 000 1920 the year 2019 is getting a sequel that's said to replace the year 2020. what and the summary replies yes and it's the rat this is like 3 000 likes on twitter i didn't see what what what wait what i didn't see who i didn't see what that was little nas giant ratted what what the f that's this is this is a fake account no it's not this has three and a half million followers this can't be a fake account this is a fake account no holy [ __ ] and the award for best tweet of 2019 goes to oh my god that's kind of [ __ ] crazy i'm so confused right now of what's happening okay all right all right all right all right hey you know i'm available i'm just saying i'm available i'm always available i've got nothing going on right now i've got [ __ ] nothing going on right now besides just sweating in my shirt for what i'm i'm kidding i'm kidding uh the next category now people say the music's a little too loud i'm sorry about that the music is baked into every video there were like thirty they were like 30 editors making these so like we tried to get it done as quick as we could just [ __ ] go like this okay uh worst room of the year if you don't know what a room is a vroom is when i live in a place by the way live in las vegas if you don't know i live in las vegas and i live in a spot where people like to either mod the [ __ ] out of their cars or blow by the street that i live on and it's really really irritating and it ruins streams sometimes it gets in the way one actually happened about 30 or 40 minutes ago so it happened already on this stream it i lose concentration it's really [ __ ] annoying so these are the worst times that they happened on stream this year and i'm not even sure how accurate these nominees are because there's been so many of these that i think people forget just how [ __ ] loud and obnoxious they are there are some real good ones on here really good ones what are you thinking you said it's got the same hair too he's got the same mustache here this could have been me i if you know you know what what's that joke like hey i'm going to tell my kids that like this was that that per just tell your kids that i was the mask that that's just me with makeup on that is it's just me that's me with makeup on my nose is too pointy and big [ __ ] ban that guy all right let's move on this is worst room of the year coming up i can't [ __ ] that's that's crazy this is crazy to me all right uh worst room of the year here the nominees [Music] well get there let's go gee take me to the berry center what the hell is going on here there we go does it save this life on it all right there's life on this planet or life on this one [Music] where's my little like the seismograph meter don't have one of those look up [Music] are those motorcycles in my room i'm in vr i can't tell pistol shotgun shock i don't like the shotgun pretty good timing pretty good time it was uh one minute and 12 seconds first lap see you again in a minute and 15 seconds i'm gonna get the shotgun when i get the money i i felt like somebody was just going to just drive into the house like i really felt like somebody was going into the window like i thought that was somebody in a little drone flying and crashing into my window that just scared the [ __ ] out of me that was in the house yeah that sounded fake if somebody's in a pod race around here that was a star wars [ __ ] pod racer that wasn't even a car you you gave her a little thing like oh say goodbye you don't just like flush [Music] keep her in a box you really can't do that gabby will start to smell up the drawer i'm glad i cannot fall down this unless i really [ __ ] this part up right here [Music] all right that [ __ ] guy driving the car the guy in the [ __ ] car that just sped by at a thousand miles per hour it's she screamed in my ear what the [ __ ] that's so annoying that's so annoying whatever that's two that's i don't give me a break though seriously i get to be mad at that i get to be upset about that that's so annoying and somebody's screaming outside your window as loud as they can like somebody just threw a glass bottle at my house while i took that jump straight back up there [Music] all right you can hit that one was real yeah i know you hear the fake one right now but that one was real [Music] that was not a uh uh yeah it happens all the time it's such a pain in the ass and it really it really is starting to become a pretty major problem it really is what would you guys say um i would say probably two or three times a stream right it has to be it has to be at least two or three times a stream soundproof your house okay uh worst room of the year this was very close there is the closest one all night by the way at 24.9 percent of the vote right on time distraction jump king pod racer oh that's not correct i blew it uh distraction jump king pod racer was right below it distraction jump king was at 24 pod racer was at 22.5 there you go that was very very close closest one all night i'm not looking forward to these categories coming up because these when now we're getting into embarrassing territory like we haven't already apparently we haven't already um i like to do impressions off the cuff sometimes they're good sometimes they're bad uh most of the times they're bad uh the hair was pretty embarrassing you're right uh most of the time they're very bad um this is another one of those categories where there's two of them for some reason worst impression and best impression another interchangeable list and some of these nominees don't did you no you didn't okay yeah i'm good uh a lot of these nominees just kind of people nominated i think just to just to be funny one of one of these nominees in particular and we went through and we were like all right this was this was nominated this was nominated like six times so we had yeah we have to put it in we can't just like leave it out but it's not it's not it's barely anything you'll see the nominees for worst impression of the year whether of a video game character a celebrity or a that's not there's no other impressions there you go worst impression of the year [Music] hey i need to get myself some ice cream and uh some extra cola hire me i'm available i am available it's gonna rage a lot this stream what the simpsons how can you get mad at homer simpson seeing all these toys makes me wish i was a kid again if it's any consolation i still think of you as a child thanks i wish the courts i love how they have the combine voice that like i i was just to leave that whole clip it was not even worth watching dude what's the best peter griffin impression you got it hey no why don't wait did i just do i have to walk behind the counter and make the change goofy what the hell do you do here it's 20 well i don't know anything about map donald that's okay goofy i'll take care of you hey okay sure think i did it all the time oh you're all about sex aren't you quagmire all right let's go can i jump oh i can't wait to fight kitty no i can't it's too early [Music] i don't know how the [ __ ] it's possible that this this one last year this one whatever who cares this one leg it's donald duck donald [ __ ] duck point 17.8 percent of the vote donald duck won last year for worst impression i just thought just i should just not do donald duck anymore i'm just i'm never gonna i will never do donald duck ever again should i try it now try it now all right [ __ ] it's 2019 still [ __ ] you donald duck was 17.8 percent by the way this was very close canadian homer simpson was at 16.7 percent of the vote 17.8 for donald and 16.7 for homer simpson it was all awful there was two peter griffins just like the bad ones there are also some good ones i do have at least like half a tank of talent okay i'm not going to say i got a full tank of talent i got a half a tank of talent look you got to know what you have best impression of the year coming up here are the nominees get off the screen [Music] i see some of you guys in this chat with your moms going you bit your controller because you lost one of these missions like 15 times in a row i know it germa how is it possible that you could be this bad hey baby oh children absolutely it's unbelievable oh darling you look so beautiful right now on the runway let me tell you something about just how i forgot about the [ __ ] [ __ ] let's go i i can't fix it i think i have this voice forever i have this voice forever i [ __ ] it up i caught too much and now it's over i actually have this voice forever this is it my career is over [Music] you know that's that's why this game is so difficult actually now that i think about it because if you it's like triangle triangle triangle triangle l right that's easy triangle triangle triangle triangle l but the way that he talks no i know what wait stop the target it's just uh it's not doesn't add up for my brain germa can you pretend to be elmo thanos for the rest of the stream reality is already mr noodle reality is often disreporting mr noodle that's all you get all right well we can do a better gallon of impression uh wins the contest okay uh go stick the carpet go your turn there's gonna be a post-pulse human pulse human apocalypse italian pulse human absolutely wipe us out and they're the globalists they're gonna take over with the c-man and then it goes real high it goes real high joe sorting algorithm noise oh yeah i know you're talking about the things they yeah oh you're killing me yep oh i have to listen to it now then it goes like that oh i have to hear it right now let's go don't you think your mother has had enough aggravation carrying you in her belly for nine long months stop being a freeloader and step out into the real world okay let's go i i cut that one off accidentally like i said and i have a tank [Music] the winner is best impression of the year why i don't thanos elmo with 22.5 of the vote elmo was there last year too how many times have i done elmo on this stream elmo here's what i don't understand okay let me give you i want to break down some data for you so apparently one of the worst things i did as an impression for last year was torture me elmo that got like 15 of the vote but also thanos elmo won best impression how could i be on two different categories i don't understand uh sorting algorithm was in second place followed by ed and eddie uh both about 12 respectively all right now we're getting into the real the real stuff here still plenty of categories to go still a lot of categories to go coming up next is we make a lot of jokes on this stream first of all some of them are better than others some of them take a lot of time and they either land or they don't these are the nominees for the worst joke of the year that took more than five minutes to set up you good so this is the worst joke of the year that took more than five minutes to set up whether that's finding clips and images or getting sounds ready and that all right it's been like 15 straight minutes let's try to make something funny happen and didn't work out so well here are the nominees for worst joke of the year that took more than five minutes to set up [Laughter] ladies and gentlemen welcome welcome to my scary horrible portion of the stream if you don't know who i am oh i tried to put together something and it didn't turn out perfectly that's fine as long as the essence [Music] i got look i'm here with my friends i've got my friends here we're all doctors here this guy's taking up my [ __ ] limelight here get out of the way [Music] that's better all right the nominees for best joke taking more than five minutes to set up joel rate incoming does that be real so how do i prepare for that what do i do i'm gonna prepare for this everyone would be laughing your ass off right like i i won't like i want only lulz in the chat the cat is seriously up up in the tree and i'm trying to find a way i i put on swimmies right to try to climb the tree better think maybe there's going to be grip i know it's crazy wait did we get a raid hold on i'm in the middle of town this crazy crazy story that happened to me when i was like [ __ ] 19. hey hey edna i can't does the tv work yet me just just adjust it a little to the left say hello teleport to the tractor sleep for a week teleport to the truck say hello teleport to the tractor sleep for a week until it's until i marry this person i don't this is [ __ ] and i'll tell you why i don't think anybody's played this game we see this there's no way since one game hours about five minutes that means 12 hours in game you can talk to the ladies wait what you can only compliment them once per real hour [Music] what the heck is this even is it energy is it a time paradox is it aliens did aliens make this i don't know it's so many questions that i have we'll never know the answers to [Music] so before i reel the reel before i reveal the winner of this category i have to make something very very clear sometimes you spend some money and time and resources and you you think something's a really great idea and [ __ ] rumor get the [ __ ] out of here uh sometimes you have some ideas that don't play out so well even when even if you hope they do end with 39 of the vote by a majority and this [ __ ] kind of annoys me in a way and i'll tell you why bugleberry making pottery with almost 40 of the vote now here's where this is bad and this is why this sucks the most for me because i had to take pottery classes to learn how to do that you notice how i knew what the [ __ ] i was doing i went to pottery class to like know how to do that and turns out it was the worst thing i did all year it's okay hey look like i said as if you play baseball if you're a baseball player and you strike out seven times as long as you hit three home runs you're one of the best players in baseball that's a 300 average that took five days to set up more than that that was more than five minutes that was uh like three weeks of learning how to do pottery and then setting up all the but i love that stream that's like i love that stream that's that's by the way that stream is nominated for best stream of the year so look you can have a bad part of one good stream and i know everybody [ __ ] hates bugleberry bugleberry won worst character last year he ain't going anywhere he ain't going anywhere he's going to be the next big event he ain't ever [ __ ] going anywhere he's going to be at every single event and i will those of you that might be new to the channel uh when i did that segment with bugleberry i think we had 8 000 concurrent viewers right the second that bugleberry came on stream we dropped i believe 3 000 viewers we went from 8 000 concurrent down to like 5 000 concurrent instantly i don't give a [ __ ] he's coming back just like there are bad jokes that take more than five minutes to set up there are also good ones apparently here is the nominee category for best joke of the year that took more than five minutes to set up oh it's beautiful jack it sure is let me put you down oh it's beautiful i know just watch out [Music] lipsticks you smell a nosy dog who's going to get smacked if he don't stop asking questions [ __ ] said on the package that wasn't going to come on hey bro i can't this is acting okay this is this is an acting class you want to learn how to act you want to learn how to compose yourself during a scene they should do this in workshops i should run a workshop and do this we try again [Music] and again but sometimes the right one for you it's not working it's not working i just hate it's like i just hate like a person i wouldn't i eat right here good oh what do you guys want to do i can't i can barely do anything i i i really don't want to lie to you guys but i seriously [ __ ] can't do [ __ ] right story three was really good somebody asked in the chat this will make sure that i got i answered it was okay too i didn't i didn't i i liked [Music] it [Music] okay i'm not i'm not even kidding on january 23rd i'm gonna like final destination movie my house i'm serious i just [ __ ] myself three minutes right here i'm gonna lie just lie down [Music] i was relaxing here's the thing kips when you buy used games make sure very very important kids always under every circumstance make sure that you get exactly what you paid for in that box because if it doesn't come in there you end up in a scenario like this [Music] and he doesn't have the other guests [Applause] [Music] i hope that one wins that was that what a great game [Music] farting and screaming playlist at the gym with 29.4 of the vote uh very closely followed by germa dies at 20.9 percent there you go best joke of the year that took more than five minutes to set up titanic was robbed i'll get that that's a big category so i'll give you uh worst joke by the way bugleberry destroyed but after that at fifth oh god people [ __ ] hated that people hated that [ __ ] so much 40 for bugleberry for worst and then trying to get married in farmer's dynasty was number two oh yeah uh best joke taken for the five minutes was farting and screaming playlist and then gerber dies and then right after that was the iconic titanic scene at 17.8 this is the category that had the most nominations of the whole year this is the worst noise that i made on stream in 2019 whether that's exclaiming something loudly whether that's making of being upset about something this is the worst [ __ ] thing i made out of my mouth and this had the most nominations there were let's see one two three four five six seven eight nine 10 11 12 13 14 official nominations there were 23 actual nominations that we had to shave down because this [ __ ] category was huge please enjoy the nominees for worst noise of the whole year i'll see you in a minute [Music] i can't breathe so funny oh i [ __ ] dropped it how high can i go lower you from here lower your volume i'm not kidding seriously do it right now lower i'm serious did i break the internet oh the noise this would make i just rubble who's my favorite streamer oh is everybody's talent are you talking about like who i think is the funniest the most interesting uh who jesus uh vinnie joel they're always doing something fun probably doing something different event divine like what if i just start going like [Music] [Music] wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait [Music] germany you've been playing the chicken game since july please stop [Music] danger black hole pop-up windows 1998 internet pop-up window electronic music is popular [Music] oh [Music] oh [Music] holy [ __ ] [Music] the worst thing that came out i spent an hour apologizing the worst noise of 2019 the noise that i spent in our apologizing for this is real if you watch the vaude i [ __ ] said sorry like three times i went over on like a rant about like i'm [ __ ] really sorry i didn't mean to do that i didn't mean to it was real close the winner of the 2019 worst noise of the year is oh [ __ ] uh the worst noise of 2019 real life fall joke did that on purpose don't let anybody [ __ ] tell you i didn't oh [ __ ] me oh yeah yeah real close at that actually [ __ ] hurt that was not i'm that didn't make that that actually hurt me my elbow this elbow [ __ ] hurts now and it's worse because i have this wooden panel on the ground so i can roll back and forth like this it's not a carpet here whatever [ __ ] iii for 23.5 bucaberry's noise was right at 21 23.5 for i uh yeah twenty three point five percent for i uh twenty one point five percent for buga very scream also one of the worst jokes of the year all right uh so coming up next we have best noise 2019 coming up next is best noise of 2019. who knows if they could be the same category who cares i'm so embarrassed who gives a [ __ ] it's 20 20. i [ __ ] can't believe i just fell down it's like the most viewers we've had in like [ __ ] three months and i literally fall down like that this is like wine glass number three like that's not best noise of 2019 coming up [ __ ] me man goddammit [Laughter] [ __ ] it's i'm not by the way i want to make this really [ __ ] clear that is no you can't nominate that for anything because it's it's 9 10 11 wait hold on 9 10 11 12. holy [ __ ] wait it's almost new years it's almost new years it's almost new years oh wait we got like 15 minutes holy [ __ ] all right let's go best noise of 2019 coming up [ __ ] [ __ ] goddamn most viewers have had in like [ __ ] two months and i [ __ ] fall out of my goddamn [ __ ] chair [Music] oh you wanna fight you wanna [ __ ] [ __ ] don't [ __ ] come out what you gotta think of like i just get go grab a chicken in the woods and like go on all fours no [Music] call of duty modern warfare for best strategy game focused on return strategy those nominees are 10 years 1800 you're standing at the built-in with all the buttons to press right yeah go like this what is that go like what turn i just uh i say uh a movie uh tv show uh seinfeld oil oil elaborate library library aladdin oh if i only had a heart uh the wizard of oz got it yes how many points is that and if it weren't for nosy characters like you we'd practically own this world so let's see you deal with this [Music] [Laughter] holy [ __ ] relax [Laughter] this is the one uh wasn't even closed the best noise of the year [Music] the slap at 43.4 percent of the vote [Music] not only the best noise of the year but the probably the worst thing i've ever done to myself on stream there's no way i can explain that clip there's no i can't explain it i told you i've seen threads on like reddit and [ __ ] where people like he [ __ ] did that on purpose to make to like what do you mean i i uh fail ah [ __ ] that's the new slap like people say like dude he [ __ ] did it on purpose he hit him he slapped himself in the face to get like views i didn't and like whatever i probably like i said before i probably should just own it and say that i did it on purpose because how do you explain that like oh i was looking at the [ __ ] preview monitor and trying to cue up a sound you can't there's no i can't that had to be on purpose slap past the torch to the ayah fall god damn it and i look in the camera too when i fall like it had to be on purpose it had that had to be on purpose coming up next uh is uh this one had a shitload of nominations best scare of the year whether i was scared by something in game or scared by a video or scared by a jump scare best gear of the year that's the new slap goat i'm glad it replaces once a year we'll replace it with something else uh best scare of the year coming up jump scares any scares you know you know the deal by this point that's not correct he's allowed by the way [Music] oh what the [ __ ] it's that guy no it's not what a [ __ ] idiot i am get away please i thought it was the [ __ ] guy with the hat on oh my god that would have been the worst out that would have been the scariest thing ever in a video game it still kind of was and i'm gonna die i need to heal that's a jack i'm such a surprise is that code for how i have to i like [ __ ] jars i can't get in the back room what do you think you're doing uh nothing just keep your fingers to your own okay goodbye there's a little one hanging out somewhere [Music] god damn it that's that's the [ __ ] worst thing that's ever happened to me in a game without a doubt that's the scariest because i know i had zero help and as it was like 30 minutes that was really really really real that was real that's that's what would happen if a monster tried to kill me i can't believe [Music] you've got to keep [Music] okay well that was fun at the party the [ __ ] scary people nice music dwight left the right to turn oh boy i need to sit down i think i have to sit down for this [Music] so aliens too suck my [ __ ] bum ah [Music] and facing this way longest an elephant [Music] what are you doing what are you doing got isolation award run yup power's back on if i'm able to make it back i'm gonna save what the [ __ ] am i supposed to do uh the best scare of the year yeah i mean come on come on summers get 50 bucks hold on [Music] kim scaring germa and vr that's me i'm germa uh the vr scare just took it it was 43 44 of the vote it crushed it that i i thought i was gonna die i really thought i was gonna die because when you're in vr you have no perception of anything around you and when you feel physical violence on you you're just like i'm dead i'm [ __ ] dead in real life yeah kim vr what was that what was after that uh one hp in the vent on the thing yeah one eight that was the worst to give some context on that clip the thing is a [ __ ] it sucks the thing sucks uh it's one of the best that's one of the best streams i've done all year i love that stream i hate that game um the first like 15 hours of the thing is okay but you did it because of money that's not even true not even true uh but in that game the save points i had one hp and i played that same [ __ ] routine over and over and over again if i died by that little monster i would have had to come back and play 40 minutes of the game again oh it would have been horrible people are spamming a link i don't even look like this i really don't even look like this jesus that's not even the same person uh coming up next on the new year's eve festivities going to count down the new year it's almost midnight eastern we don't i don't think we have time i could open a clock it's three minutes we have like [ __ ] ten categories i i'm not no no we gotta wait we gotta wait we have to wait don't spoil categories it's almost 12 a.m eastern time happy new year everybody coming up here soon you betrayed boston i didn't i didn't betray boston i live on the west coast now i live in las vegas countdown and stop here we go all right you ready i need like i need [ __ ] music eight seven six five four three two one that's it down down down [Music] that is [Music] this fireworks outside [Music] us all with love and all acquaintance where we all sign up for the [ __ ] fortnite season three happy new year those in eastern standard time sometimes uh on this stream we uh i can't get over the fact that i fell down in my chair apologize for falling what the [ __ ] i'm sorry don't look at the [ __ ] winner oh i know the winner gaming is synonymous with twitch.tv okay he's drunk whatever it's [ __ ] new years who cares twitch.tv is so anonymous with video gaming on this category i i play games okay look i beat [ __ ] dark souls 3 on stream who else has done that like [ __ ] three people on twitch i'm one of three people cool me shroud that's it me and stroud beat [ __ ] dark souls 3 on stream i'm all right with that uh yeah i [ __ ] up a lot in video games and we're going to show you some of the worst times i [ __ ] up in video gaming history in 2019 these are the worst gaming moments of 2019. [Music] i'm gonna have to solve it but i don't know with what i can get the g and then it's all vowels frank lee leo frank what is this name [Music] frank [Music] [Music] i've been thinking about this and if my calculations are correct you must be a virgin right i meant virgo sorry i know virgos are very sensitive i hope i didn't hurt your feelings no i'm not honestly it's none of my business what you do in your free time [Music] okay i have two health i gotta do this right just throw grenade out there oh you got to be [ __ ] me they went double time on this one you got is that three there's no way that's three is it three holy [ __ ] you went out with the bank no way three one where is it wait what no wait this is all you got i don't understand oh wait i understand i understand did i make it did i make it do i got the car over this way did i make it [Music] help me i'm not the king goddammit [Music] protect me forget me i'll cut i'm gonna sneak up on somebody and we have to do the cool thing the desperate thing to have five million these lying around because they want you to do this and i'm gonna do it [Music] [Applause] [Music] well i didn't know you were waiting barrel [Music] i'll be right back [Music] i gotta be a million oh [ __ ] i'm not going to do it i didn't do it i didn't do it [Music] oh my god where is it oh my god i know where it is no no please no [Music] [Music] you told me 1 million she said 1 million who said 1 million [Music] look you can't do them all well okay but there has to be a winner the unforgivable minecraft sin of digging straight down into the ground 24.5 percent of the vote right underneath that was failing the katamari final level four times in a row just like there are bad moments of the year there are good moments here are the nominees ooh this was real this is the closest one of the whole night yes it was absolutely best best gamer moment of the whole year there's just like worse there's best sometimes i beat jeff first try who else to [ __ ] did that sometimes i beat the last boss of [ __ ] sakiro first try some sometimes you do that [ __ ] the true boss of sakura beating the first try you do that that was last year though sometimes you do that [ __ ] here are the nominees for the best gaming moment of 2019 okay [Music] [Music] oh yes oh my [ __ ] god no no god i can do it with a jump bart where is he what [Music] foreign [Applause] uh so i hate this game i hate this i hate her i can't i hate it give me a delete [Music] i did it i did it i can leave i can leave i did it come on come on just think of it just think of uncle ben wait that's spider-man [Music] [Music] yes [Music] wow that's a strong wizard that's a two hp weather countered this one again here we go no good [Music] sometimes sometimes you do it right half tank the winner uh jevel jeff was last year that was 2018 man did it win you have to watch the 2018 vlog the winner of the 2019 best gaming moment of the year on the german 95 channel [Music] beating han solo on expert but beating jump king and bart were at 20.9 and 20.7 respectively it was close uh playing just dance apparently is more impressive than beating the shinobi hunter in [ __ ] first try with no damage this next category is interesting because uh those i have issues whatever uh sometimes i lose my mind sometimes i have problems on stream sometimes i get a little too upset sometimes i go too far these are the nominees for the worst meltdown in 2019 meltdown means very mad very upset un just like actually want to turn my stream off so pissed off that like i'm [ __ ] going i'm done i'm not i don't want to stream anymore the maulding category that is true here are you nominees for the worst meltdown stream of 2019. oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god my god oh my god oh my god did you the gingko shut up please i'm gonna turn off the voice [Music] oh my [ __ ] god no no god i can do it with a jump bart where is he fart [Music] i don't understand how that's part i'm doing that so fast anyone's ever done this oh you can't win you can't it's not possible to win you can't win you [ __ ] it's impossible get out of my way what the [ __ ] is going on down [Music] right she doesn't understand the word right now i'm watching a [ __ ] youtube video at the end of this game this is dumb this is d-u-m-b dumb okay can i please just get this jump before i start to have a little bit of a problem i'm gonna have a okay okay okay okay video games suck video games suck video games suck video games suck all video games none of them are fun all of them suck all video games suck i've never played a video game ever again did i make it did i make it do i drive the car over this way did i make it what no get in this [Music] get in the chair what did you do oh [ __ ] it just play every machine here chances increase oh what the [ __ ] happened no the first person camera was not in the right spot and it was one hit what the [ __ ] was that [Music] no way i just like wasn't in the right spot you've got to be kidding me that was dope [Music] oh no i hate it whole thing has to be ice the whole course sonic racers didn't even have this [ __ ] mario kart doesn't even have a level like this across the entire like 16 mario kart game [Music] yeah i got called out it's okay ah the worst meltdown of the year not even close another category that just blew everything out [Music] simpsons hit and run with 51.7 percent of the vote that's a lot that's a lot that's one of the longest streams i've ever done and i agree that's the most [ __ ] up i've ever been on camera that's that's like the most angry tired and annoyed i've been in probably five years simpsons hit and run was the worst meltdown by far if you want to know the uh runners up sure we can do that so the next one was jump king and after that was the thing simpson's hit jump by the way jump king was 15.9 percent of the vote all right we are at the final four categories and these are big ones these are really big ones these are huge this next category is the worst stream of the whole [ __ ] year the stream that was not even funny that was a waste of [ __ ] time that was like why did you turn it on in the first place the worst stream of the year yeah get a better joke you guys said this last year too oh this one this one's the [ __ ] worst you said that last year and look at how it turned out for you no you said that last year ain't gonna happen this year no 2019 2018 same damn [ __ ] story what was the worst stream of the year i know what i think it is but maybe you have a different maybe slightly different story this is one of the big categories you [ __ ] this is the category of the what the worst stream of 2019. [Music] i gotta let god be so [ __ ] mad right i'm so mad right now anybody see jay uh i don't know what to do no more what you didn't like squeaking sausage you didn't like this you want to do another [ __ ] card game no no no anything but that do anything else i don't want to see this again good night [Music] i know you're gonna scream i know that i told you you're gonna be mad what's happening oh the get out leave don't don't come to the stream this dream is not a one you want to watch but i'm not very good at this game and i look over here and i see like a wall of people [ __ ] holding up notes sticking into the wall hey look at this you have to do it like this quick i know we're supposed to be playing halo reach on legendary difficulty but what if we just this is what we're talking about what if we just make the ground that we're walking on made out of bodies show you a video you're gonna go you're gonna go you're gonna go to my stream go wait [Music] think before you speak what are you saying hey you don't want to talk about reaching into the toilet like pulling up like drain pipes oh yes [Laughter] oh god damn it the worst stream of the year of all of 2019 halo reach with joel [Music] halo reach with joel with 30 of the vote below that was the hearthstone stream i can agree with that i think the worst stream of the year was the unlock card game stream try to do something different it was so bad that's the worst stream i've ever done regardless of what everybody says that's the worst stream i've ever done on this channel call joel would he like to know that he won worst stream of the year is he here joel hey you hey we won worst stream of the whole [ __ ] year uh the joel the halo re i was so into halo reach i want to play it so [ __ ] bad too that's the worst part about all this is i was so i was like hey guys i've never played halo before my whole life i can't wait to play halo it's going to be so much fun man i've never played [ __ ] halo 1 halo 2 halo 3 halo i haven't played any [ __ ] halos and it's the worst stream i've ever done i can't even go back i can't go back to halo it was you know it was the card game it was [ __ ] unlocked target that game sucked just as there are bad streams there are also good streams what was the best stream of the year i know but do you here are your nominees for best stream of the year joel answer the [ __ ] phone [Music] [Music] [Laughter] okay [Applause] [Music] i'm gonna turn off the voice oh my [ __ ] god no no god i can do it to jump bart third time we've seen this clip where is he bart [Music] hey hey how are you do this quickly let me park this thing you want me you want to make that joke so bad it actually actually did i can't i actually can't [ __ ] believe you did that [Music] i didn't even need to tell you anything man [Music] what it's whiter [Music] how high can he go [Music] this is the point where the streamer gave up but you can do it if you want to otherwise just fly this guy i don't know that oh hold on oh shoot my frog quick zoom in okay [Music] that did happen on that stream it's true that did happen on that stream ladies and gentlemen the best stream of 2019 [Music] the robot carnival with 47 of the vote after that is simpson's hit and run with 14 of the vote had a lot of fun in that stream robot carnival there it is best stream of the year apparently we're at the end of the night here we have a couple more categories to do two very in two very important categories because i've been doing this for such a long time we have the worst joke of the decade and the best joke of the decade i did youtube six years or so before i did twitch those are included twitch is just about 40 to 50 percent of the whole time i've spent on these platforms he was a tuber so these hold a very special place in my heart they really do even the worst ones even the shittiest joke of the whole decade been here for a long time and i seriously cannot even comprehend this 11 500 [ __ ] people here there's a lot of people i've i'm shocked that there's this many people that think this stream is worth being a part of or the youtube channel from 10 years ago so from the bottom of regardless of what wins worst joke and best joke of the decade thanks for making this possible and let's hope 2020 is as fun as the 2010s because it was it's been a [ __ ] blast seriously thank you everybody without further ado let's move on to the worst joke of the whole decade ah this um this this this [ __ ] 85 8 500 [ __ ] subs it's like a thousand two thousand at last day what the [ __ ] are you doing this is madness this is absolute madness pubo 20 more this is a cult gaming moment um holy [ __ ] guys uh we're 8 600 [ __ ] subs i want to make sure this is very very clear um the last 10 [ __ ] years has seriously changed my whole life honest to god like you guys have changed my [ __ ] life i dressing enough like a [ __ ] but you've changed my entire goddamn life from 2010 till now i'm missing this so many subs coming in right now i can't even [ __ ] read them but just seriously no that i'm gonna keep trying even if the jokes aren't even funny like i'm gonna try i hope you enjoy being here i hope you [ __ ] like i think you think it's fun that's all i care about hey regardless of the [ __ ] amount of money that comes in on these streams number one priority is i hope you [ __ ] think it's fun seriously it's a lot of people coming in right now subs a lot a lot a lot a lot too much for me i can't comprehend it cry on stream he's gonna cry no no i holy [ __ ] guys what is going on how many subs to cry you've changed you've changed my goddamn life 2009 i had no [ __ ] idea what the hell was going to happen i had no idea what i was going to do i want to be like a vet tech just know where your money's going it's i'm going to go more i'm going to go harder i'm going to go as hard as i [ __ ] can this is crazy everyone even if it's not good i got you guys in mind i really do and this channel has grown like 10 times in the last year and a half it's madness this channel has grown i i was at like 1500 viewers which is huge which is a ton of [ __ ] people that's so many people fifteen hundred two thousand that's a [ __ ] ton of people look at how many people here now i can't even [ __ ] i can't even comprehend this [ __ ] if you like this stream if you don't like this stream if you came here once or twice and you're like oh this guy sucks thanks for [ __ ] showing up in the first place and [ __ ] trying it if you love this stream i love you back thanks for changing my whole goddamn life [ __ ] for real cheers to that without further ado here comes the worst thing i've ever done in my life here's the worst thing i've ever done we got resident sleepers in the chat like a resident sleeper and i'm not even upset about it that's [ __ ] that's kind of funny that's kind of funny that's kind of funny here's the worst joke of the decade i love you guys [Music] hey what's going on everybody it's me demon lord zaraxos here uh you're probably wondering where where's germa what happened to him how come he's not doing this video well it's because i have taken over his soul and i will only release it after playing a round of five nights of friends here's the uh here's the full ost of star wars and then intercut in the middle like a [Music] that siren be a bad joke that's the worst joke of 2019 that's worth showing in the last five years that's the worst joke in the last 10 years that's the worst thing i've ever said what you can ah [ __ ] this is bad really yeah jesus okay but you could get in this one without the quest yeah there's the first ingredient that's two eggs around this corner we got some butter and then of course you cannot forget [ __ ] you roll your sleeves up get your hands a little bit dirty and you add a little bit more butter [ __ ] god damn it do you understand how hard you're trying to make one of the worst jokes i have ever heard there's a bad guy right here yep well this doesn't belong on here really thor actually is alive hey bub it's me dorvarine the wolverine door oh that one hurt that one hurt me i'm sorry that one actually hurt my body as i was saying the best part about that is all of those are from youtube from like 2013 but the worst thing i've ever done in my life in the last 10 years yeah yeah yeah it's it's not adorable [Music] it's the peepee poop it's a ppp's pants world of warcraft and chat joke at least i had the decency to block out the per people's names are we approaching 10 000 subs what the [ __ ] is going on this is 93 9 400 [ __ ] subs on this channel what is happening what did i miss cry [ __ ] hey he slowed down come on i can't even keep up there's a lot of nominees on this list and this is seriously a love letter to you guys are you gonna make me [ __ ] cry on goddamn stream what when i first made my youtube channel i didn't think this [ __ ] was ever going to work and it it kind of did i guess holy [ __ ] drunk and crying on twitch no no no no no not quite i hope i use your money well i really do there's some projects coming up in 2020 that you don't know about that that's where this money's gonna go a huge amount of [ __ ] money that i get on the stream is going right back in so early 2020 you'll see some stuff hopefully um no not german rumble that's just happening regardless there's 94 [ __ ] hundred subs on this channel that's the most i've ever [ __ ] seen and it's still going and i wish i could [ __ ] say thanks to everybody here are the nominees for the best joke of the whole decade including twitch and including this [ __ ] 100 subs came in from aperture city jesus christ do you guys have [ __ ] gonna put me in it you put me in a new tax bracket this stream put me in a new tax bracket i'm gonna have to call my cpa after this stream hey uh cpa i just want to let you know uh wait i may have made uh [ __ ] like 20 grand on today's stream holy [ __ ] best joke of the decade on twitch or on youtube much love to you guys let's see the nominees [Music] life is pain i hate my [Music] machine what's going on the grenade room they keep coming in here realizing where i am and then somebody throws a grenade into the room and they have to leave there he is i found him oh wait jerry did you just throw a grenade into the room i don't understand what the hell [Music] was it you was it you [Music] it's gonna happen again i think i'm going to die on camera [Music] oh my god no i can't take it i can't do it [Music] oh [ __ ] don't jump don't do it i don't do it please don't go get up bro no i can't take it i can't take it have a cigarette yeah sometimes i like to smoke down here [Music] oh just found a wild speed nest on dust bowl and this is they pop up from time to time but i've got to be really careful here guys this is the middle of mating season beluge bees and red fees are going to be mating i'm going to [ __ ] [Music] the green screen speak up on [Music] the original [Music] this is why it's so hard to [ __ ] de-batter a [Music] i'm talking about a real statement a see-through gold plate [Music] this is what an old gameplay live let's play commentary was like in 2005 down here right like and i'm going to be like [ __ ] silent my webcam is going to be a wicked embarrassing place what i've got your favorite breakfast snack here waiting for you it's fun time time all right here's your last chance honey they're nice and piping hot [Music] pop-tarts what do you do with money like what do you actually do with the money in this game you know is is it is it like is it like a currency thing i mean what is it i'm not sure is it like some kind of currency thing i'm not sure i mean i don't know it says i've got a currency thing you know who knows i'm not sure who knows not a big deal you know like not a big deal at all you know what i'm saying not a big deal at all what is this i want to watch this oh that's what it was okay click him watching we're talking about you getting clipped me burping [Music] giant red that makes all of the rules [Music] ladies and gentlemen the best joke of the decade starting with the bottom the grenade room the pop star the pop-tarts joke can you hear me okay good the tv commercials pc doctor cheers to you having a cigarette layers of fear some kind of currency thing not the top rope shpee germa gets clipped in the top three jokes of the whole entire decade were the green screen source 2008 hypercam youtube video and at 30 percent of the vote rats there it goes a lot of [ __ ] happened this decade the rats got it got tweeted out by little nas i mean like come on another hundred [ __ ] subs just came in from austin lances we're at 9 600 subs you got to be [ __ ] kidding me as this is almost double the amount of subs i've ever had ever dodge there's a lot of people here dodge that's true almost 10 000 subs 9 700. get the earphones out it's real talk in 2020 i really do hope that you continue to think this channel's worth watching i really do uh the decade's seen a lot of [ __ ] people too star was a huge part of those right like look like look at some of those most important clips of the whole decade star was a huge part of that [ __ ] one of my closest like i one of my i respect him a lot huge respect to star steve thank you for all the fun [ __ ] that we did over 10 [ __ ] years italics boo mlc stealth vinnie the vine sauce crew they didn't they they're definitely so much for this channel they've done a shitload for this channel [ __ ] the grill master he sucks criken criken and and criken crew like that that's so much rtgame crowd has [ __ ] raided and hosted his channel a thousand [ __ ] times a lot of people have put this channel where it is now and there's been so much growth critical yeah critical the [ __ ] podcast i was on the official podcast and did a lot he's a good [ __ ] dude burger boy thanks to burger boy burger boy was huge burger boy created half of the videos burger boy was such a comedy character you know what i mean it's just and a huge [ __ ] shout out mac effectator mac has edited effect hitters edited so many of these second channel videos they've been they've been a part of the whole thing all the mods there's been some mods i've done so much work if i got you here i'm gonna [ __ ] shout people out i am what about us yeah the people that have watched my channel that even thought i was worth [ __ ] seeing or talking about or sharing with their friends the growth of this channel over the last two or three years has been [ __ ] crazy i wish i could say thanks in a different way i wish i could dr schmoyson i know that actor has been that actor's so good and they were so accommodating thank you to everybody that's made this channel as fun as it's been i hope 2020 is fun that's all i can say actor yeah dr schmoyson's a [ __ ] talented actor not a real doctor he's a free boy you can be an actor and a [ __ ] doctor at the same time of money is coming in right now i wish there was more of a way i could say thanks all i can say to all the huge [ __ ] ridiculous amount of money the thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars that's come in this stream i'm gonna try to do more stuff hope i spend your money well thank you for almost 10 full years of this [ __ ] watching that last compilation was like damn there's been a lot of [ __ ] fun [ __ ] cheers to you cheers to 20 20. happy new year make 2020 a great year i'll see you soon my absolute thanks to everybody [Music] you

Channel: 2ndJerma

Views: 344,239

Rating: 4.9516115 out of 5

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Id: A_siZkYEONU

Length: 155min 16sec (9316 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 31 2021