Mr. Green's Big Break

uh let's see 18 27 35 dealer bust looks like you all win again [Applause] when are we going to get there i'm so tired of riding in this car oh quit complaining we'll be there soon enough blackjack schloss roulette craps and poker which game should i play first well i'm heading right to the poker table that's where i'll make my riches uh i don't know how to play poker so i'm not gonna be doing that you all i know about poker is you wear sunglasses and just like you're like the guy sleeping in the back of class that's how you be a good poker player is just emulate every college student that's sitting in the back mr 23 dcc 345 fg this stuff about mr space space like a ton of spaces [Music] mr l i have a thousand dollars okay this is 250 spin i i just got something that's it give me another seven all right i'm up i'm out give me up i'm out how do i believe i didn't want to play again i wanted to know more no i want to get out i want to leave how do you get out no stop putting money into the machine and leave [Music] oops all berries go on another orange that's [ __ ] nothing [Music] stop jeremy this is my college money there it is all right that's got to be something big 600 all right get me off i want to bet [Music] 50 dollars yeah we got 20. stay thirteen twenty push get the [ __ ] out of here no i'm staying on a twenty why would i i'm not gonna hit i'm not that one i don't care that's twenty this case stay on twenty why would you i'm not hitting why would i hit with it now what are you crazy you stand here too i i've come to the realization that chat does not understand blackjack people don't know how to play this game but don't worry um this is actually how you play blackjack and you'll get corrected if you ever play uh this is basic strategy blackjack that's what it's called and uh if the dealer has a four five or a six is it i'm talking to zoomers uh sorry it's like probably 20 zoomers in this chat maybe the rest of your [ __ ] doctors and [ __ ] you should know what i'm talking about 250 let's go big one horrible all right should i split the twos i guess the 10 what do you think split twos against the ten that would be the worst thing ever [Music] okay we're gonna hit give me 18. all right stay on i i have to uh i should have hit on that one [Music] okay yeah that would have happened 20 [ __ ] one give me a break 13 against five don't do anything you have a 12 or over don't do anything as you see again people don't get this people don't understand if the deal is showing a five or six especially a six if you have a 12 or more do not do anything stand don't hit don't be like oh i'm gonna hit and then you bust and you lose [Music] i had to do it all right so uh what's he uh where's the atm why did i hit against a 10 yeah that's a joke okay that's a funny joke uh germa we've been here for 10 minutes and you're we you know we have like uh the hotel booked for four days right yeah i'll just take a walk always i'll just take a walk every day not mr l this is no mr l is mr loss is more like it no no no no [Music] all right always always double zero double zero a hundred no twenty dollars on double zero and then we're gonna do uh we're gonna do can i do like corner bets on this and you kind of go right okay and then 13 14 16 17. 100 bucks on the line let's go is that four or black anyone all right if you did this at the casino it would be like sure sorry sir sir stop stop stop what i just want to make sure i win [Music] uh mr green are you finished betting yep i'm ready string that wheel [Music] [Applause] [Music] did i but okay i was gonna say no way you lost 20 dollars [Laughter] ah give me that all back thank you now here's the real [ __ ] play mr green knows how to play roulette 40 dollars on half the numbers and there's a 50 50 chance for you to make it back [Music] don't ever doubt mr green and then i and then i do i take i do a full cigar in one drag how's your luck friend mr green mine's been awful mind if i hang out with you for a while get out of here you [ __ ] loser well that's okay i think i'll just try someone else trying to copy the green strategy not on my one there we go is this one we're gonna go like this skip every number every other number see right now there's like a group of like maybe 10 people have uh congregated behind me and like i mean they might be taking pictures of me and [ __ ] like like this is this guy's a [ __ ] psycho what i mean all right and the smoke comes out of my ears mr green you've won 640 dollars thank you i'm such a way i'm such a klutz i sprained my ankle i hate to ask but mr green would you please take me to the emergency room who is that why why me yeah can you imagine if i'm like i'm like a big high roller and i got a big crowd around me like wow mr green that's another hundred dollars whoa all right and like you pushed through this crowd mr rain mr green what is it yeah what do you need can you take me to the er [Music] can you how many people did you push through and i'll tell you you got gumption you got your you got gumption no one's ever done that before get in the car let's go all right let's go 13 versus yeah i gotta hit hit hit hit hit oh i gotta hit again okay now you stay he's gonna flip over ten don't matter i lose anyways oh yeah mr green you're so kind except this gift i wanted the slot machine give me a thousand dollars let's go just spend her money blackjack oh there it is blackjack remember this is we're spending her money right now blackjack again 13 versus jack that sucks uh i'm probably gonna lose oh that's even more annoying it's even more annoying that i probably have to take another car but why can't i can't after three [Music] i i if i take if you got three small cards like that what the [ __ ] man like eventually i'm gonna get a monster card how's your luck for mr green mine's been awful mind if i hang out with you yeah sure bf bugleberry you can sit right here you are always welcome eleven ah verse 10 that's so stupid this is dumb this this would be like a gasp at the table if i double down right here [Music] jesus christ well i hope well i hope some of you are in luck rubbed off on me i'll see you later you felt a bump when the loser walked past you check your pocket everything was okay why is he a loser mr gray your luck did rub off i won 15 000 on that slot machine i can't forget my lucky charm i want you to have this five thousand dollars holy [ __ ] [ __ ] you i have hit again [Music] and we build until you get it done at the table all right get up let's go oh oh my god i got i got [ __ ] 8 500 bucks out i'm so sorry to ask you for a favor but i desperately need some cash would you like to buy this diamond i guarantee it is worth quite a bit it's been appraised for five thousand dollars how much will you give me for it [Music] i'll make him an offer five thousand you say huh you get ten dollars to get the [ __ ] away from me and stop talking to me and my friends about four thousand ten dollars can you give me a little more how about thirty six hundred ten dollars [Music] how about thirty two hundred 10 [ __ ] dollars can you give me a little more how about 2800 10 dollars did you get a little more of that how about 2500 you're going to only get 10 [ __ ] dollars ah oh [ __ ] which casino should we visit whoa the 2020. we have to go to the 2020 it's the current year oh no there's a higher minimum there's a higher max oh no five ten fifteen twenty twenty five hundred dollars for a spin come on one more that's it i'm done come on okay yeah i'm fine everything's fine now oh [ __ ] was that all right let's play crap i don't i know very little about all right i'm gonna do a thousand dollar crack here we go i'm gonna [ __ ] destroy this i remember how craps works i'm gonna um the whole thing with craps is you don't want to roll a seven i'm gonna put a thousand dollars on the on the pass line and these are bets that if this shows up if you get double sixes right then you just get this payout ass is the best out yeah i know and these are these are sucker bits this is 30 to one snake guys yeah okay i want it 500 bucks saying you're gonna [ __ ] be hitting fours all day if a six shows before seven you win right okay good [ __ ] throw four right now nine nobody wins nobody he's gonna come on let's see if four stay [Music] oh the sucker bet i was gonna put a hundred dollars on that mr green how's your luck been how much been awful i blew the seventeen thousand dollars i want can i hang out with you again sure thank you i wanna pick up some pointers from you i blew it out all right sit down don't hit a seven no sevens no sevens no sevens oh mr gray you'll never blame it your luck rubbed off on me again i want another fifteen thousand dollars on a spot machine i can't forget you again i gotta give you five grand again it's ten thousand dollars in two days hey thanks for the five thousand dollars and guess what now i'm back up before i even walked in the [ __ ] door 1920 22 23 oh [ __ ] ah ah it was right there 19 20 22 23 if i don't hit i'm out back to the slot oh come on right it lands on the one right next to it oh [ __ ] [ __ ] come on mr green mr green mr green are you all right yeah i'm doing fine let it roll again listen don't ask me how i'm doing after this just leave me alone and another drink if i could get one it'd be really good mr green yep that's a three yeah yes i can read i'm i love this guy there's a guy i watch he's just live streaming he's really really lucky it has to hit it at some point because this guy just makes noises on the internet and he's the master fortune so i mean like he's now you got to be the luckiest person in the [ __ ] world mr green uh it knows all [Music] a fortune what that's four four times in a row an alien who's just in here and just speared through my chest [ __ ] that hurts this is an alien like from aliens by me just bam through my chest let's go 985 oh my god it's right there oh god damn it well here's my last hey bugleberry do you need any more luck where's your baby can i have someone with money [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] [Music] mr green thank you for your stay at the 2020 yep how'd you do yup oh yeah hold on wait we need why am i talking like this all right safe plays only we're gonna make it i'm gonna get i gotta cross the ten thousand dollar threshold thank mr greens do you remember me [Music] uh yeah from poker your face seems a little familiar i bet you thought you'd never see me again thank you thanks for being so nice to me i appreciate it so much i'd like to give you that what i've won here tonight is there's two thousand dollars oh wait no it's the emergency room oh nice all right this is this is uh stephanie money this isn't even mine blackjack [ __ ] damn it i had to do it it's definitely money 14 [ __ ] you stay honest that's a six it's gonna you're gonna bust it boink oh you got [ __ ] 21. there's like a 10 chance that you would get 21 with a six mr greens i'm down on my luck would you like to purchase my lottery ticket the payoff is ten thousand dollars it cost a thousand dollars but i will sell it to you for five hundred dollars yeah sure it's stephanie money who cares thanks a lot i'm sure that ticket's a winner good luck what if it is no the winning lottery number is 98985 98955 you checked your ticket 98955 i just won ten thousand dollars [Music] there's a step anybody who cares yes finally four verses oh no no no [Music] 21 again you can't be [ __ ] serious 15 versus six don't just [ __ ] stay with us anyways that's [ __ ] unbelievable i hate this i hate this i was a coward play whatever [Music] what the [ __ ] is happening say mr greens do you remember me yes i bet you thought you never see me again thanks for being so nice to me i appreciate it so here here's two thousand dollars people just come up to me and give me money and uh apparently because i i remember what they look like hey mr greens yeah that's me remember me we sat at the same blackjack table for 20 minutes oh yeah i guess we did yeah thanks for letting me play blackjack with you even though that's just what you do at the casino here's two thousand dollars because you sat next to me and know that remember what i look like yeah hey hey say mr greens do you remember me yes um you just walked over here about at a half an hour you did the girl gave me two thousand dollars for remembering what you looked like yeah i remember you i bet you thought you'd never see me again thanks for being so nice to me i appreciate it so i wanna give back here's another two thousand dollars thanks i know who you are remember that i know what you look like if you ever want to give any money to people i'm i know who you are you're the two thousand dollar girl come on back if i don't know i remember let's go i'm [ __ ] i'm bringing this down to 10. i got a 7 500 bankroll [ __ ] bad start that's a bad start [ __ ] you mr greens i found this wallet with a thousand dollars in it you [ __ ] idiot that's just the money i put on the table i was about to place it i dropped it what are you dumb i'm sorry i don't mean that uh turn it in it's a thousand dollars it means [ __ ] that's nothing to mr greens mr greens the hotel office said you turned in my wallet thanks i played roulette and put all the money on my favorite number and won i would like to reward your honesty if you weren't so honest i wouldn't have won so i'm giving you half of my winnings wait is that just how that's that's just my money you gave me seventeen five i had seventeen five oh my god okay i got thirty four thousand dollars that's a twenty versus six i why can't i split em i wish i could split these why i got cuz it's not the same damn thing whatever look at how well i did you know it's bad when you're playing a game a casino game and the amount of you know you're net winning so far are probably maybe like positive four or five hundred dollars at this point but the amount of charitable donations to my bankroll has been upwards of fifty thousand dollars that's kind of a strange casino game if i can break 40. give me blackjack again all right let's split them up here we go this is it split em 18 and 20. stay on both of them stay on both get the hell out of here yep that's a double 2 000 [ __ ] buck mr greens my little girl is very sick and needs an operation we're too poor i know we just met but could you please lend me a hundred dollars absolutely thank you so much i'll come back in about two or three hands with 50 grand bye mr greens you saved the life of my baby here's two hundred dollars oh 200 i uh nothing more not more than that i mean i had a guy sit next to me and he sat behind me for a few hands and gave me five grand and then a lady came up and asked me if i remembered what she looked like twice and i got four grand okay i just saved your daughter's life and i only got a hundred dollars this song could you please give me a hundred dollars i know i mean i have given you seventy thousand dollars in the last three days can i please get a hundred to save by do you lend it to me no oh my never mind somebody here must have a kind heart i can't believe this you're almost sucks thanks for five community subs god damn it i just want that's a hundred thousand dollars i win get the [ __ ] out of here none of you believed in me none of you believed and misagreed ah is there anything even left on this i just put it in my mouth and breathing in just to make you feel less than me you see this cigar cost 2 500 mr greens i've got great news for you due to your great success you have been awarded a high roller status and with it a complimentary room at the laurel palace the laurel powers we could never go there before good going mr greens go pack your bags our limo is waiting to take you to laurel palace ah that's right where i belong with all the other rich people wow check it out a great room and free to boot well time to go back get back to the casino floor and there'll be no stopping me till i've reached 10 million dollars that's uh if you if if you go to the casino going there with a goal to come out with 10 million dollars um what you should be trying to do is to be able to still afford to go to taco bell when it's all over so i think you're going in with weird expectations here let's do what's the slot like [Music] oh that's a five thousand dollar spin oh that's a lot of money oh no i must lose i'm about to lose a comma [Music] come on keep it up okay is it weird that i feel like if you're sitting at a on a if you're here doing a 5 000 spin slot machine you're like this amorphous blob thing that your body is just folding over the sides of the seat and you're just like leaning back and you have like two drinks attached to like a helmet on your head and there's like people you're getting a manicure and a pedicure on all of your hands and feet at the same time and when you blink somebody else presses the button for you 777 000 i got all 777 that's a that's i got that's why i got out flight game blackjack this is going to be doing monster [ __ ] hands here no oh [Music] i can't i can't i can't do it i can't do it i took me so long to get this i can't do it i'll do all the 30. [Music] oh [ __ ] this i have to stand here this is a hand he's gonna bust on he's gonna bust on it [Music] oh my god oh no oh [Music] oh [ __ ] don't turn over a 10. yeah i am invincible that's a 19 baby stand on 19. [Music] what do you got you ain't got nothing and i know for a fact that the next con it is gonna be blackjack at 50 grand [ __ ] you stan i hate anything i'm not good for it get the [ __ ] out of here you know you're talking to how's your luck been mr green mine's been awful can i hang out with you for a while [Music] hey i remember you i know your face [Music] maybe you'll come back when today i learned some stuff let me show you how it's done [Music] that's how you get a done stand oh mr green a push mr green quick question uh do you feel anything i hope some of your luck rubbed off on me see you later yeah you just bumped me everything's fine everything's good to go one more fifty thousand dollar hand and i'll be out of here blackjack that's how we win that free card that's how we get out of the [ __ ] table here we got nothing but hey you startled me mr green your luck did rub off i won fifteen thousand dollars and just shut up and give me my cut there you have 10 grand you [ __ ] idiot get i don't want to hear your story i hope uh let me show you how it's done oh look at me 100 [ __ ] thousand dollar blackjackhand what do you want to do you want to get a 20 here oh [Laughter] [Music] the greedy grinner never has insurance [Music] oh [ __ ] [Music] i have to double this that's a winning hand that's a that's a winning hand give me a 10. oh jesus christ just shot out of my mouth mr green [Music] i'm all right just i just had some last time i'm bad i was small i felt kind of sick earlier oh i'm all right i'm okay mr green you can't just throw up on the table i know i can't but somebody will come help me mr green you can't take your shirt off just give me a second i just throw them all on my shirt i got five of these in a backpack that one of my associates says steve yes mr green give me another t-shirt oh my god thank you steve and by the way steve i'm a good tipper here's two dollars [Music] wow god i caught it thanks mr greens no problem by the way you're my favorite i'm your favorite yup ah mr green are you okay yeah i think my arms just i think i might have something exploded in there i felt it i could feel it i heard it mr green do you want to hit hold on a second this will be the third heart attack in the last probably three days ah oh uh hold on you're gonna let it run fast mr green oh hold on i just need to grab my hand on the table he hit no i'm just grabbing a table for god's sakes ah mr green uh i i joined what was it a four okay it looks like it worked out all right ah um hold on a second like i'm not gonna stand up i gotta stand up you'd like to stand no i don't wanna ah mr green you've won ow a 200 000 [Applause] ah steve steve i hate you yes mr green can you help me clean that part up over there this one i knew i all the lunch came on already mr green [Music] four hundred thousand dollar bet please uh uh things are looking a little strange i've i i'm starting to say i can't my home i've fallen mr green you're all right man [Music] it's green i mean that counts as a hit mr green he's hit his head on the hate on the table mr green mr green hey mr green get up wait it's throughout what what is it what we'd like to do would you like to stay at 18 um yes okay mr green is staying that's a push what [Music] how much did i bet oh that was a 400 000 bet oh uh do it again [Music] okay this degree is about 400 thousand dollars 13. uh dave what do you think i should do steve come here yes mr green what do i do what would you do by the way uh your life is on the line here uh mr green this is really tough to hand to have uh i would probably say that i mean 13 versus potential 13 it's very very tricky i would probably stay on this hand it's very hard to i'm not sure it's up to anybody's discretion i would tell you to stand eve [Music] i trust you steve [Music] yes mr green that all you have on you what do you mean all i have on me is that all of the equipment you have just your shirt your bag yes hit the [ __ ] road what am i being am i being fired yup you're being fired [ __ ] idiot i'm black jack right at the [ __ ] i had before steve dave i'm just kidding come on man stephen was a joke steve you're not fired i got [ __ ] 10 million in the bank are you kidding me get back over here oh my god holy [ __ ] i thought i was fired no of course not what do you think i am a [ __ ] psycho steve sit over here you're good luck what would you do here steve uh i'm just [ __ ] ready i'm gonna [ __ ] stay i can't split because i don't have any more money steve you

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Length: 36min 58sec (2218 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 19 2021