Hello everybody, my name
is Markiplier and welcome back... To "That's Not My Neighbor" I don't need to be
congratulated, I know exactly what's going on Ah, that's not a lot of guests So I only need to get five people in Hiiii What did- wh- why did I do? Peach? W- wh- wh- wh- wh- wh- wh- Wh- wh- wh- Peach! Oh! Good! Bo-ho! Grea- Hey what's wrong with your ID? Uh huh! What's wrong with your- Um... uh... Appearance! Uh huh! And your entry request? Ooh! Interesting! Uh... Okey-dokey! I'm gonna just make
a quick call here, thanks [Panting] Alright, welcome
everybody to "That's Not My Neighbor" Here to show you a good time and how to contact the DDD
whenever you see a doppelganger in your area Their signs are subtle, but with
my help you'll be able to see it through Why is this clown still here? Are you on the
list? Oh, good lord you are Okay, let me just
get that off there right away Angus Cipriani, huh? Where are ya, Angus? Yeah, there you are Uh... Angus Angus
Angus Angus Angus Angus Angus Angus, okay Where's the hat, long neck? Uh huh, that looks good Okay, you're on the list as
well, so this all seems in order Everything is in order Absolutely yes I haven't killed
any neighbors, shockingly Gotta remember to do that I Keep getting
distracted by your beautiful eyes Oh! Norbert Moses, okay, um, so
you're definitely not on the list Mmm, no, no, I'm just... There, I should be on the... There, there's an error um, okay Yeah, I did, I'm
looking at it, and you know Anyway, do you have an entry request? Well, it's moderately
suspicious, but what's with your ears? Uh huh That's actually a
pretty good response, um Yeah Uh huh What happens if I
call the DDD before I do that? Just gotta make a call, real quick Oh, I see, I don't know Silly me, you'd think that
it would just automatically call You'd think that it would
just do it already, but whatever Okay, anyway I don't know why, this,
this constant alarm going off I feel like that's... I feel like thats
just would wake everybody up I mean, I know the threat of
doom from doppelgangers is probably pretty Pretty high on
people's lists of priorities But I just feel like, hey,
how are you gonna get some sleep? Anyway, whatever, so we've let Angus in We've got Alf, Isaac, Ratlin, and McClooy Uh, once again, you're not on the list Today's... Fuck! Well, I didn't
count on that, you caught me What are you gonna do about
it? Go ahead, call your DDD friends uhhh They will never be able to finish us off In the end, we will achieve our goal And that is... Uh huh, so what, uh,
what's, what's, what's, uh You scared? (laughs) Can I visit you at night while you sleep? I mean, you can try, man, you can try Do you want to see my real form? Open the door and I'll show it to you, ah Uh huh How much do
you care about your neighbors? Well, I mean, if
we're gonna be perfectly honest They probably don't even know your
name and you risk your life for them every day Well, I mean,
someone's gotta do it, allow me in This is really
compelling argument, you want that? You know? Weirdly, oh, oh, oh, ew [imitating mechanical sounds] See, I don't know if they get
murder-dilized when the DDD comes over But it doesn't seem
like that always happens Hi, yes, cleaning, very clean Incredibly clean, just like
it's cleaning here with all the dust Uh huh Next! Hi Good afternoon, you
are on the list, that is excellent, you don't
have an entry request though Ah, there you are, Alf Cappuccin Uh huh Alright, where did you say you live? Third floor, four Okay Uh huh, uh huh, Alf... Cappuccin Wears a hat. Where is your hat? Where's your hat? Where is your hat? That's not That's That's That's not what I thats... (exasperated sigh) That's not what I asked Uh huh Um Uh Um Uh huh, so I'm not talking about your ID, buddy I'm talking about your goddamn appearance Ya goof Uh Uh huh Where's your hat? Where's your goddamn hat? Where's your goddamn ha- You don't have your hat Where's your frickin' hat? Where's your hat? Where's your hat? Where's your hat? Where's your hat? Where's your hat at? WHERE'S YOUR HAT? Uh huh Hope he cleaned the top of his head Cause he was exposed from lack of hat All these hatless bastards
trying to get into my apartment I'm not gonna allow it Uh, you don't have a hat You're not on the list Where's your hat? Ah, Albertsky, huh? Where's your hat? Okay, FO1-O2 Mmhmm, uh huh Where's your hat? Are you on today's list? No, why aren't you on the list? Why are you not on the list? Again, with the emergency at work Uh huh, I don't believe it Albertsky Peachman, huh? Is that your real
name, Albertsky Peachman? It technically is your name I assume Alright, fine, you can go in Yeah, I know, I thought
it was gonna be the complete- Shut up, just go! Just go! Goddamn
doppelgangers are so sassy these days Fuck you, fuck you what is this? Fuck you Fuck you man I mean. Fuck you Alright, let's compare Uh huh Fuck you Correct ID in your end date thing Matching
appearance and your prominent chin and your big nose and your big smile and your big eyebrows Were you on the list? Goddammit Damn you Fuck you Fuck you (mocking mumbles) Fuck You
(under his breath) (character gobbles) Why does it do that? Why does it gobble
right at the end there? Uh huh, you're not on the list You're not on the list No, you're not You do have a hat Why do you have a hat? Why are you wearing a hat? Something's not right here Why are you wearing a hat? Wears a hat. Oh What was that? Apartment phone number Let's find out Was it five? One, two, three Yes, are you
expecting your husband to be in? Alright, everything's in order Have a lovely day Definitely don't
murder the thing that is your wife (character gobbles) Okay, I don't like
the, I don't like the gobbles Right as they're going through Hi, good afternoon You're not on the list Where's you, why aren't you on the list? No, you're not on the list Well, guess what, you're not on the list And also, where's your entry request? I'm- I'm looking at it You know, I got a separate list Alright, whatever Mia Stone, huh? A teacher, uh-huh (sucks teeth) Thin eyebrows Oval face, freckles, small round nose Hoh Uh-huh Oh, what's with your eyes? What's with your weird eyes? Uh-huh I mean, I did just then, but
more at your response than your eyes Alright, goodbye Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm Dee-Dee, come quick I don't know if that was like
a Dexter's Lab reference or something The voice was atrocious umm Either my memory's
distorted or that's exactly what it was like
back when Dexter's Lab was out Dee-Dee, come quick Or, I guess, the
opposite, get out of here Okay, next Mm-hmm, mm-hmm Ah! Nice Hat You're on the list?
You don't have an entry request So forgetful, aren't we? Come from doing the shopping Oh, you and your shopping Uh, always wears a hat Yeah, you are correct about that Anyway, I'm just gonna give a little ring 4-2-4-2 See what's going on over there Uh-huh 4-2-4-2 Ugh Okay, that's fine Okay, alright then, well Everything seems good Spitting image You got the DDD logos Uh, 5 and 6 (mumbles) I mean, everything seems good Yep Alright, and you were
even on the list, so well done Thank you for doing everything right Have a good day It sure is, have a good day Don't gobble! (neighbor gobbles) Uh-huh Hi Hello You have the same eyes as that other one But, more accurate appearance You got anything? Uh-huh, yeah, okay Nothing else, just Yeah, okay, it's kind of this
thing we do always when we're here I'm going to visit my parents Okay, F3-04 Hmm, house...wait Parents? Oh, okay, I see Whoa Just gotta give a quick ring,
I know he just came in, but you know Better safe than sorry, maybe
they should have come in at the same... It would make sense
if they were both out, okay So this weirdly
seems okay even though you were forgetful about literally everything Rafttellyn? ah. Just a weird name Alright everything is in order Have a good day Excellent indeed
excellent don't eh... alright gobble. Next Hello You're not on the list You're not on the list No, you're not How many times do we gotta go over this? You're simply not on the list Alright Come from my job as a writer You know you really do, you really do And your appearance looks to be in order So I'm assuming that
if I were to ring up your home Your wife might be
able to make note of this Mm-hmm (Heavy Breathing) (Heavy Breathing) what the fuck? what the fuck?
what the fuck? (hushed) what the - What the fuck?
what the fuck?
(hushed) what the fuck?
what the fuck? what the fuck? (hushed) what the fuck? what the fuck?
(hushed) what the fuck?
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Hi You're not on the list Uh-huh, That's what they all say. Uh-huh A chef, huh? Yep, you are indeed a chef One three four six was that always there? Because I feel like if it was there
before I would have noticed it but now it seems more important ever
than ever to call people Okay, Anastacha Okay, that's that's helpful Whatever, okay. Uh-huh Okay, Nacha Mikaelys Nacha Mikaelys, Nacha Mikaelys,
The number matches Weirdly enough you have
all this you're not on today's list But that's probably okay Yeah, uh-huh, I know It's fine just go just go Hi 'ello Look come on- we do-
come on. Uh-huh. Ok, Elanois
(Mark's pronunciation - EL AY NOIR) (exasperated) okay Why do- why do I have to ask?
why you gotta make this difficult? uh. Elenois, okay, you got a twin.
That's great I'm just gonna
go ahead and call right away 6-9-9-6 hilarious This is Ella Noir How? how? how? how? was I supposed to KNOW How? Without calling? What's wrong with your appearance? I'm asking you I'm asking you the question Uh think
everything's well, I'm asking you. Uh-huh Uh-huh, I'm asking you Uh-huh, and you weren't on the list. Oh Okay, Okay, all right,
okay three three one two Wow All right, good
we're doing great everybody thanks. Yep. Yes.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you Thank you Oh WHY? (Pained) Oh Oh Wuh? Wuh? What well... Wuh? Wuh? Wuh? Woah... (sighs) Alright, well... Imma go again, yea yea
Imma go again, Imma go again I- I can beat
this. I know I can beat this. C'mon! Let's go,
let's go, let's go, let's go! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
shut up, let's go, let's go, come on! NEXT! Come on, come on, come on! Come on! Ready for ya. Yeah, whatever, good afternoon to you. Are you on today's
list? I should've known that. Alright, yes you are. Okay. 103... Uh-huh. 5513. There should be no answer. That's what I thought, alright. Angus. Ciprianni. Alright, everything seems to be in order. Have a good day. Yes. So, maybe I should- Again, with the *imitates gobble* I don't- Did I kill
that many neighbors last time? How did I do that? Gloria Schmicht, uh-huh. You on the list? No, you're not. Uh-huh, you're not. Uh-huh, yeah, hurry up. Uh-huh, yeah. Uh-huh, alright, that's good to know. Is that for sure? Is
that for sure that means... I mean, I called the
apartment and I feel like that's about a
surefire way of saying is like, if Gloria goes,
"Hey, I'm in the apartment." "With -uh my husband." Who da fuck are you? You're not on the list. They always say that. Stupid. Alright, F-301. Sure, F-301. One, four, two,
five. One, four, two, five. Okay, Dr. William Afton. Then explain how you've come
back from wherever the hell you are. You're not gonna say anything, are you? Die. Come on, come on, come on! Excellent. That definitely was
worth doing, AND FOR SURE THE RIGHT THING Yeah, I mean, it literally said that
Dr. William Afton was in the house already. There might have
been something else wrong. [sigh] Are we gonna go through this again? You're not on the...
Yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah, that's what I thought.
That's what I thought. Let me call. I knew it. I knew it. You'd think that
they would just stay outside or be at the
location, ready to do something? Why do I have to do
this? It seems like a waste of resources to have
them come back all the time. Seems like something that they would do. Hello, I hope I
didn't just burn your sister. Uh-huh. Alright. Who is this? Elanois? Selenne? Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Just asking. Just to
answer the question, okay? Just answer the
question. Just answer the- -it's standard question.
Nice standard questions. Where's your entry request? Well, if you don't have an
entry request, how--oh, wait. Whoops. Oh, I see. [ Sighs ] Let me see. I'm fine. Hang
on. Let me just make a quick call. Hello, LA Noir? Uh-huh. Ah, that's all I
needed to know. Thanks, Elinois. Alright, everything's in order.
Have a good day. Excellent. Goodbye. Toodles! Hi. Yeah, hi. Okay. A shoemaker, huh? I thought it was your father who was the
shoemaker. Oh, both of you are. Alright, let me just make a call. Which one? Brother? Which brother? Which
brother? What do you mean, brother? What do you mean, brother? Oh, Albertski. I thought that was
the last name. Oh, okay. Alright, then. You're
probably fine, but where's your ID? Uh-huh. You got a date.
You got a number. You got a logo. Alright. (tiny burp) Alright,
you seem fine. Everything seems good. What's
wrong with your appearance? Just trying to catch you off guard,
man. Just trying to catch you off guard. But you're also
not on the list. I look as handsome as ever.
Uh-huh. You're not on the list. Am I not on the
list? I should be on the list. Check the list again! Is there a faster
text option? Text for important sounds? Text for important
colors? What does it even mean? Fixed camera?
Oh, thank God! Okay, that's actually great. Oh, thank you. Oh my God,
that's so much better Wow, I did not
know that was even possible. Okay, thank you.
Alright. All's good. Have a good day. That door. Uh-huh. Ah, I see. Right. You're not on the list. Am I not on the list? I should
be on the list. I'm always on the list. Check the fucking list again! Please! Okay, well, I don't need it
saying dial, dial, dial. But alright. Fine. Lois? Wait a minute... Lois? (apprehensive) The shape of my head. I noticed right away. Ah, I saw through your deception. Enjoy the slammer! And by slammer, I mean... The grave! I'm doing the best I can, guys.
I'm doing the best I can. Just let it... just let it flow over you.
Just let it wash over you. Just... Just... let it wash. Next! Interesting. Interesting. Interesting. Well, I did just call and
your wife was saying that you would do home. So this does seem to fit. Uh-huh. Roman Stilnsky. What's wrong with your parents? I wasn't even... Oh, wears a hat. You know what?
I already know that you're good to go. So I'm just gonna go... boom, boom, boom. Have a good day. Yes, it is. Enjoy your life. Enjoy your wife. That's a weird thing
to wish upon someone, but... You're on the list. First
time for everything. Ah, Steven. Rudboys The man with the tiny head. Alright,
let's just go four, two, four two. I'm Just hoping that the weird sounds,
like important sounds, could be something esoteric and oh, like this. BUH Huh? Mclooy. Okay. Okay, that's good. Thank you. That's all I needed to know. Yes, he's back. Yes, he is. All right. This looks good.
Yeah, that looks good Let me just
triple check your number. Uh-huh. (the musical spirit takes Mark over) (singing) Huh, there's a date. Your appearance
looks good. (singing) Everything's in order. (singing) Big Nose (singing) Wears glasses.
Short hair and small head. (singing) You're looking good today! except I'm gonna question your
appearance. Because why not? You're right. I was just hoping that
your self-confidence was up as usual. Have a good day. Alright, Ta Ta
yep. Have a good day. BLye. (game) Oh. (imitating) Oh. uh huh [dark ominous tones] Oh my God. Oh my God. Go back.
Oh my God. I want to click the button. Thank you. Thank you very
much. Thank you for that. Thank you. Uh. huh Uh. huh Shoemaker. Did I let you in just now? Did I let you in? Robertsky Peachman, huh? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Fuck! Yep, I caught ya. Hello, you're on
the list. What's wrong with your appearance? I'm
just asking. You never know. Where do you live? I
don't even know. Ah, okay, 4258. Okay, Alf Okay, that's good.
That's good. That's good. Oh yeah, she's
definitely back. Let me just check. One, two, three,
four things. Third floor. Long face. Big nose.
Straight hair. Wears a headband What's wrong with your
ID? What's wrong with it? What's wrong with it? You tell me.
Oh, that's an interesting answer. Oh, that's an interesting answer. That's a fascinating answer. What's
wrong with your... I already asked that. Entry your request. Yeah. What's
wrong with it? What is wrong with that? Uh-huh. Okay. All right. Why am I
in a bathtub? Can you answer that one? All right, you are on
the list. Okay, you got me there. Yeah, I know. Yeah, you
are, but I'm testing things. Okay, fine. You're
fine. Go ahead. Have a good day. Yep, it is excellent. All right, fine. [sigh] I already know about
you, Peach-man. You've already You've already tried this. Go away. Nobody wants to talk to you. Tata! Goddammit. alrig- Okay, yeah, yeah, all
right, fine. It'd be... I- I'm staring down at a Peach monster and
you're gonna get me on technicalities. You can tell... He's literally yelling about
Peaches the whole time. Okay? Do you really need- Can you-. I could put your
phone up to him and you'd hear a bunch of Peaches. [sigh] whatever, fine.
I gotta do everything myself. I will, thank you. And I definitely won't die tonight. [gasp] OH? OOH! HEY [gasp] I had a perfect day. I had a perfect day. I knew it. [gasp] I did it. Ooh, ah, ooh, ah, ooh, ah, oh, ah, mmm. Survive without opening any folder? Aha. I have an idea. Hold on. Wait for it.
Wait for it. Watch this. I'm gonna show you, I'm gonna show you, the best strategy. 100%. 100% guaranteed to work
every time. Watch this. Watch this.
Watch this. Watch this. It's gonna be,
It's gonna be nuts. Howdy, duty. Hey, good seeing you, good looking. Hey, oh, handsome
man who's having a good day? Ah, me, now that I
saw you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Whoa, money bags coming
through. Hey, leave me a tip next time! [growly giggle] Hey, look at you.
Which one are you? I don't know. [Growlgle] Could be a doppleganger? Ah, whatever. Eh? He's probably shy. Just shy. That's the only thing that...
that is That's the only thing. Hey! ah? Eh, whatever. Whadu-ooooo. My god. How's it going? And
there you're going. Ha ha. Into the apartments
where you belong. Have a good day. *the sound of dying inside* Hey? How'd your doctor's appointment go? Alright, I see your chin got a
little bigger, huh? Ha ha ha. You wouldn't want someone to
think you were a doppelganger. You should get that
looked at. okay? You should get that Hey, what's up, nice hat. Always love the hat. Ah. Yes? Can I help you? I swear to god... is this? Is this a 42 thing? This better not be. Whatever. fu-- you.. Fuck you. Australian animal drastically
changes its appearance when removed from its natural habitat. I mean, there's a few
things that look drastically different when you remove it from
its natural habitat. [sigh] I don't know. Frickin' jellyfish,
man. I don't know. Jellyfish ish is jellyfish. yea, whatever. Would
you know? Would you know? Would wuh- Would you know? Would you know? You would not know. You get out of here. Hey. Hey. Saw your brother
earlier. Seems like a good guy. What's whatever, am I right?
Whatever. Leave the door open. Whatever. [sigh] Ah, saw your sister, I think. Definitely. Oh, okay. That seems hardly fair. I just gotta say, I don't know if
that's an adequate thing. Afton didn't even have a
problem. He was just straight up... ...bad. I only got a D though,
so that's good. I guess I gotta kill the neighbors
and let every doppleganger in to get an F. F takes some skill.
Alright, Thank you everybody so much for watching. Hope you enjoyed this. This was fun. I'll play more
once there's actually a full release. Thank you. And
as always, I will see you... ...in the next video. Buh-bye!
